#Tim: *pause*

[prlssprfctn]

Batsiblings convince Jason to get himself a cooking Tiktok account, and he gives in. To his surprise, he quickly gains millions of followers and a loyal auditory. The only problem? Jason has no idea that these people came here not necessary for recipes.

Jason: Geez, my followers had been pissing me off lately.

Dick, confused: Huh? Why?

Jason: They keep commenting ATE. Like, dude? Fucking where? I am not eating in my cooking videos. What is the fucking point?

Tim, choking: Oh my fucking God-

Jason, making an angry text post for his followers: YOU ALL. STOP COMMENTING "RAW". MY MEAT IS NOT RAW. I AM A PROPER COOK. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???

Cassandra: Maybe it is time to tell him...

Tim, Steph, Duke, in unison: NO

Bruce, awkwardly trying to have a conversation with Jason: Hey, lad, how is your cooking blog is going?

Jason: Uh, people keep commenting cryptid messages. Like, the last time I was showing the right way to tenderise meat for chops because apparently it wasn't clear and someone requested the whole video? Anyway, I did it, and the whole comment section was writing me "in bed, on the floor, on the couch, on a chair, against the wall, against the window, against the door"... Like, why would I do that, not in the kitchen?

Bruce, no less clueless: Maybe it some kind of challenge. Kids love trying new stuff in extreme places nowadays.

Jason: Huh. Maybe. Thanks.

Bruce, just proud to have a proper conversation and somehow a help: Anytime, Jaylad!

Damian, who was unblissfully educated on the slang matter by Tim (because it was his responsibility as a big brother to traumatise him), with his eye twitching: ...None of these words were in Quran

[deaddriv]

Translated with permission! Artist on Twitter (@achu_0u0) and original posts.

[avesgrayson]

Thinking about a Tim Drake time travel AU

Tim Drake who wakes up the day after Jason's death to an empty house and absent parents

Tim Drake who went is absolutely determined to not let the League get their hands on Jason again

Tim Drake who decides "what better way to prevent Jason from being taken by the league than to spring his body from his grave early"

He spends the next few days meticulously planning only to realize the funeral hasn't even happened yet.

He may be small and physically a kid but he still has all his memories and techniques trained into him. So he ends up breaking into a morgue, grabbing his brothers dead body, and taking it back to his house

... Only to realize he now has to hide said body from both the bats, the feds, and his parents.

At least he can give Jason a nice room in the mean time...?

[broareweabouttoviberightnow]

one thing they don't tell you about havin an ask blog is that one day you will get off work n go man! can't wait to watch a movie n relax! n then open tumblr to see what's happened with the guys in your phone while you're away n someone has picked up your blorbo n choke slammed them against a wall n now you just get to be along for the ride.

[whack-patty]

still burnt out as FRICK so im using all my art braincells for schoolwork. so sorry to all those requests im slowly catching up on but here's this scribbly scroobbly Chilchuck i did for a hw warmup today

[arrowmaker15]

(Alfred figuring out Thanksgiving plans)

Alfred: So which guests should I be expecting?

Bruce: Selina.

Tim: Connor.

Bruce: What?

Tim: You heard me.

Jason: All five of the Outlaws, yes, that includes Lian. Cheshire might show up.

Alfred: Oh, dear...

Dick: A few of the Titans. Maybe all of them.

Bruce: You know my house isn't infinite, right?

Steph: We don't care. I won't have any.

Cass: Same.

Barbara: My dad.

Damian: Superboy will also be here.

Alfred:...

Alfred: Just assume the entire hero community will arrive for Thanksgiving. Again. Thank you, everyone.

[stray-tim]

... Caw. CAW!

- Polaris cawed, a message tied to her foot

"Hello Polaris, what do you have for me?", he asks with a smile, while holding one of Polaris little snacks out for the bird.

[conversewithmyconverse]

Saw a batman and robins kids book when i was volunteering at the library today and couldn't resist quickly drawing tims design in it!!!

[prlssprfctn]

I know we love discussing Jason being hater in Internet (which is very true, and I think he simultaneously does it from both his own name and Red Hood, depending on who/what he hates at the given moment), but I suggest you this: Jason has an anonymous account to defend his favs on internet. Specifically, vigilantes and superheroes. Specifically, his family members or friends.

And no one needs to know that.

Jason, from his fake account: I think Batman fumbled the case, tbh. But we gotta give some respect to Robin, he did great.

Someone replying to him: Right??? Batman is getting old and predictable, lmao

Jason, in the instant: Lol, what would YOU know about Batman. Watch your goddamn mouth. Idiots like you are alive because Batman is in this town.

Random on internet: Uhh, Arsenal? Lol. Isn't that one Arrow's boy that became a junkie, lolol.

Jason, appearing out of nowhere: *five thousand word essay about Arsenal, his merits, and how insensitive society that ends up with passive-agressive "hope it helps!" sentence*

Random hater: Red Robin is easily the most useless bird in Bats, idc.

Jason, spawning in comments: Say that again

Of course, if you try to question Jason about that matter, he will never admit it. In fact, he often switches accounts if he feels like any of Bats are close to finding out who is writing these furious reddit posts, but. But Barbara knows. And every time Jason tries to bully someone in the family in real life, she can't help but tease him subtly.

Jason: Urgh, man, you suck. How could you miss these idiots?

Tim, frustruated: Fuck off

Barbara, in comms: User "WonderSon" would drag your ass for bullying Red, btw.

Tim: Yes, he fucking wouldddd

Jason: ...

Jason: *tired sigh*

[thelaughingmagician]

Teen Titans 2003 #1

[cyarskj1899]

[timothyslucy]

4am and they're all i can think about rn.

[silverfoxstole]

Found the Minister of Chance outtakes on Youtube (the Prologue itself is there too) and they’re rather amusing. Paul flubs aren’t often captured on screen!

[thefomodefinition]

I've been so completely out of the dan and phil loop because my gay firefighters show is a fucking nightmare this week and I'll never be the same... so any updates are welcome

[broareweabouttoviberightnow]

yup. I'm roundin out the collection. fuck it. that was then this is now thoughts:

CRAZY intro. lovin this music hello.

EMILO ESTAVAN??? lovin how every se Hinton movie has to have either matt dillion or emilo estavan or both (AOUGH N HES SWAGGED OUT)

stole 2 milk jugs just to promptly drop one on someone's lawn as u run for the bus.

'what is it?' a car bryon' 'did u steal it?' man where do u think? u friends got a car in 15 seconds? do u think he BOUGHT it?

wait hold on. that scene is remindin me of somethin. hold on. OH. ok the scene where they run the red light n two cars almost crash is real reminiscent of when rusty james n the motorcycle boy did the same yeah? yall know what I'm talking about?

BRYON GOIN TO PUT HIS SEAT BELT ON N MARK SIDE EYIN HIM HELP

CURLY???? MY baby... what did they do to u... actually wait this eyeliner goin insanely hard nevermind. but WHERE IS HIS LONG ASS HAIR GIVE IT BACK

AWWW stop I ain't even payin attention to whatever the fuck they're sayin cause angela went over n asked curly for a juice n then curly turned around n stole one for her. hmm. siblings ever perhaps.

actually cannot get over marks lil jacket. Will be thinkin about forever. n his earrin. n his bringin bryons ma a flower. n his sittin up on the end table legs swingin. AOUGH

if mark wasn't such a deliquent I think him n soda would actually get along real well. actually. hold on. maybe I'll make a seperate post here but there's somethin there. also pony clearly likes a certain personality type (loud, funny, impulsive) ie (sodas my favorite brother, marks my friend, curly.)

WAIT BRYON ALSO HAS AN EARRIN.

the way bryon just stands there like 👁👁 blinkin at cathy

Mark whistlin at bryon. very important to me

HELLO??? THEIR FRIEND RAPPIN WHILE THEY JUST TAP OFF BEAT ON THE CAR JAJAWGHDJNSJW

IS THAT M N M??? awww he's so CUTE what the hell!! goddamn why did curly just side eye the FUCK outta him

obsessed with the way curly is always just standin around lookin. he ain't got shit to say but he's observin.

just LOOK at all those COLORS

did he just shove an m n m up he nose. DID HE JUST SHOOT IT OUT. EW

goddamn these children are bullies. also. I ain't makin fun a ya. HEY. ARE U MAKIN FUN A HIM.

M N M N HIS CLOTHES THAT ARE ALL TO BIG AW

what the hell am I watchin. one. crazy start. I want ya to sing for me? 🤨 two. how about? jingle bells? why the hell is that ur song choice. three. WHY ARE YOU SINGIN IT

n go get a haircut? mama. curlys already bald mama give him BACK his hair

'curlys?' 'curlys.' 'jeez ur gettin to be as bad as me' 🧍‍♂️. 'never.'

damn even the BUS driver got beef with Mark what the hell did u do to HIM

'you're goin to the dance with Cathy? I thought u were gonna go stag with me n the guys' *leg starts bouncin a mile a minute* there's somethin to be said about how emilo chooses to portray Mark's body language. n it is good.

Mark playin pool alone aough

'it's either let u borrow it or someone'll steal it' they both side eye mark

wait a damn minute. somethin just occurred to me. they changed the time period this is supposed to be set in.

'you wanna buy that goddamn table!' 'sure! I'll have the movers coke pick it up in the mornin' guys I fear I giggled

awww them crowded into the bathroom together gettin ready :(

they say hi bryon like a hundred times in his scene

M N MS REAL NAME IS HOWARD???

why the fuck is m n ms dad such a bitch. I hate that guy. fuck that guy frl.

'where ya goin?' ' around the block a couple times' I fear he ate his ass up.

bryon gettin outta the car to hustle around n open the door for Cathy HA

they did the whole shepard family dirty. wait. do we get to see tim. WAIT WE DO YEAH? OHHH I CANT WAIT

do we get to see ponyboy?? he's in the book right? WAIT IS THAT HIM IN THE YELLOW?? I don't care WHAT is happenin in this scene I just wanna see pony

is that? pony? he didn't even do anythin :( he didn't even get to talk :(

bryon grabbin mark by the head n shovin him through the window. Mark fuckin with his cut. him? beat boxin?

the whole conversation in the car kinda got my ass. 'you ever get the feelin things are changin? comin to an end?' *hopeful* 'yeah' *scared*

'now everybody's swept away' 'or grown up.' AOUGH

THEY SAID THE TITLE OF THE MOVIE THAT WAS THEN THIS IS NOW REFERENCE

[wildmrmix]

Dizzy as hell but. Sports au. Like idk baseball, or basketball, or football, or tennis, or volleyball, or SOMETHING

Oh my god sports anime’s your characters. The socs are actually just another team and rumbles are games and any kind of tussles beforehand are like scrimmages/ mock games or whatever depending on the sport. I don’t know jack about sports but I am thinking.

Idk who coaches would be. Maybe the oldest in each group or they’re just random characters