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biggestqiblifan · 9 months
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Ranger To-Do List.
Drink coffee
Evoke fear, mayhem, madness, drink coffee, chores, disturb barons, spook kings, drink coffee, stop and start wars/international crisis, drink coffee
Drink coffee, never sleep, repeat.
I've got it basically correct, right?
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emilybeemartin · 11 months
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Just to tie in my two themes this month----
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Frodo finds great peace in watching the tides rise and fall throughout each day. He attends all the ranger programs on birds and seashells and fills pages with sketches and poetry.
Sam meticulously selects postcards in the gift shop for each of his friends and spends a whole morning writing and addressing them. He also buys Junior Ranger hats for his kids and a variety of Appalachian jams for Rosie.
Park rangers launch a Missing Person search for Aragorn when they realize his car's been parked at Avalanche Creek for three days. The search runs for almost a week before he comes strolling out the opposite side of the park, supporting one of the SAR techs who twisted an ankle during the search.
Legolas is first drawn to Olympic for the towering, mossy temperate rainforests, but the ground goes out from under him when he steps onto Second Beach for the first time. He spends an entire day watching the light and tides shift on the sea stacks, and he leaves feeling both full and hollow, like a bell that's just been rung.
Mammoth is only Gimli's first stop on a cavern tour, followed by Jewel and Wind Caves and Carlsbad Caverns. Wind Cave is his favorite for the unusual formations. He makes an obnoxious tween boy cry in Carlsbad for breaking off a speleothem.
Boromir is on a tour of military parks. He asks so many questions to the intern working the info station at Fort Sumter the kid has to go find the park historian. His favorite site is Vicksburg because that place was buckwild, though he silently judges one of the reenactors for his clumsy handling of a black powder rifle.
Merry also makes stops in Jurassic and Dinosaur National Monuments. He watches every park video, takes selfies in front of all the fossil exhibits, and earns his Junior Ranger badge at each one. He buys a keychain for Pippin.
Pippin actually gets four citations, mostly for trying to stick his hands in mud pots. He doesn't mean anything by it---he's just so delighted and curious about the bizarre landscape. He winds up with several thermal burns and dumps a king's ransom in the donation box on his last day.
Gandalf gets dinged by rangers for not paying the $5 fee for Trunk Bay, but he acts senile until they eventually decide to drop it. He gets postcards from everyone and responds to none of them.
Faramir and Eowyn are traveling together and do many of the same hikes and rides, but they do have some different preferences off-trail. Eowyn drags Faramir to a rodeo and the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar in Jackson Hole, and he goads her into Ranger Shelton Johnson's living history programs on the Buffalo Soldiers in Yosemite.
Eomer is bike-packing on his sport cruiser motorcycle. He goes to Roosevelt south unit for the wild horse herds but ends up spending half a day watching a prairie dog town. He takes 400 photos of them, mostly blurry, and texts them to Eowyn.
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meyerlansky · 11 months
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gay 👏 pirate 👏 brunch 👏
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lunian · 8 months
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UGH THEY ARE PRETTY *fights*
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epickiya722 · 8 months
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Shoko saying Hell would freeze over before she ever falls in love with Suguru or Satoru and having the cutest relationship with Utahime is the same energy as Nobara quickly telling Yuko she absolutely does not like Yuji like that even if Earth and Heaven danced the lambada and yet will fawn over Maki.
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danielslaw · 1 year
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POWER RANGERS: ONCE AND ALWAYS SPECIAL. returning MMPR cast as seen in the outro.
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that-one-enby-ranger · 5 months
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Future AU: Will, learning how to drive: What happens if I press the gas and the brake at the same time?  Gilan: The car takes a screenshot.  Halt: Pull over. I’m driving now.
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poedays · 2 months
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Ranger internally after watching Claire’s bull riding video:
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weisshapt · 1 year
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baldurs gate 3 original characters (pt. 1)
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biomic · 6 months
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biggestqiblifan · 11 months
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Rangers and Death be like
Yo, just imaging this happening at regular at Ranger Gatherinigs. We got everyone sitting around the fire, joking and laughing about times they nearly died, dangerous bootshit missions and terrifying experiences. Basically wondering how the heck they're still alive and having a good laugh out of it. They got trauma-flavoured humor.
Just imagine, the others when Halt, Will, and Gilan are doing this in front of them. Just laughing about near-death. I feel like they'd just stare, mortified at how they can just brush these things off, and bend over double laughing.
Rangers just got onto a whole new level of nuts. Why do I feel like Evanlyn would join in?
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mo-ok · 1 year
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dream sentai team, I have dubbed them
Super Sentaisuke
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iwanttobepersephone · 2 months
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Ok, maybe this is just me, but I feel like Duncan would have at least heard of the way the crown prince of Clonmel died. Like, that certainly feels like it'd be a massive tragedy, and Clonmel is literally right next to them, right? So yeah, maybe he didn't know enough to connect the dots, and maybe Halt lied a little about one or two things which made it harder to, but imagine how close Duncan could have got to figuring it out. Imagine how he was almost there, almost realized the secret Halt's keeping, but something just wasn't clicking into place and eventually he gave up
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I KILLED 20 FUCKIN DEATHCLAWS, HEALED SNUFFLES AND FIXED THE GENERATOR JUST FOR THESE FUCKS AT SLOAN TO STILL NOT LIKE ME MORE THAN NEUTRAL
THIS IS MY VILLIAN ORIGIN STORY
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ninjastormz · 7 months
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making them take pics while they’re all beat up is so funny to me lmao
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tanjir0se · 5 months
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You could convince me to watch the *checks notes* loser rangers anime? 👀
SKCNCJSKSK!!!!!!
Were you a Power Rangers kid??? Are you over-saturated and bored by modern superhero media?? Do you long for a fresh take on the “dark side” of Sunday Morning cartoons that ISN’T grimdark and irony poisoned and lame?? Do you like absolutely incompetent cringefail losers and their hot murder girlfriends???!!? Then come on down to…
✨GO! GO! LOSER RANGER!✨
We’ve got it all! :
Protagonist that just fucking sucks at everything
Like. Really REALLY fucking sucks. At everything. Cant even figure out how to eat food. Hates everyone and has no friends. He’s just like me fr.
He’s like if Sasuke was the worst ninja ever like couldn’t even throw a kunai but still thought he was better than everyone else and kept the exact same pretentious attitude. I’m obsessed with him.
A fun, unique twist on the Power Rangers-esque Sunday Morning cartoons of our childhood that pokes fun at the 90s era camp of that genre of media while still feeling genuinely heartfelt and respectful to the spirit of the source material it’s satirizing
If villain bad, why sexy?
Hot Murder Lady
Genuinely just like a fun silly plot that isn’t too serious (yet) and can be enjoyed casually (or not casually if you’re a freak like I am) and really hits different if you were a power rangers kid like I was
Cool animation with a unique style that feels like a lot of love went into it
Did I mention if villain bad, why sexy??
HIBIKI SAKURAMA💅🏻💕💖💖🌸🌸
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OOOHHHH YOU WANNA WATCH GO! GO! LOSER RANGER SOOOOO BAD
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