#decline of man?

[tippenfunkaport]

there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter

tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on

truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that

[palilious]

He doesn't like horror games another commish for a client on twt!

[miskatebishop]

peter pitching his idea: i just think that spider-man's not a good enough furry- j jonah jameson: stop right there parker- run the article immediately

[wexler-mcgill]

Ray Wise in Secrets From Another Place: Creating Twin Peaks

[stonerpunk]

I Need To Do Repairs on My Car and I Have No Money

(1/12/23)

Hii everyone, my cars been needing some repairs for a while now but today it finally killed itself. My insurance apparently won't cover the cost of getting it towed. We're trying to get it sorted now but in the meantime I have no way of travelling to and from work.

If anyone is able to I'd really appreciate all the help I can get. I just need money for Ubers and possibly a little extra for the parts I need to fix my car.

Thank you to anyone and everyone for helping me out. Please reblog this so others can see.

[hajidumps]

Choi Han: [disappointed look]

Cale: don't look at me like that

Soo Hyuk: you have become the main character that you despised! you become the op protagonist!

Cale: [in the corner sulking because he knows its true]

[swaggypsyduck]

last post made me tear up so now im posting these so i tear up in other places

not my gifs!!

[only-mildly-evil]

[ermwhatsup]

personally if I was invited to a wedding at the house where I had accidentally fatally shot my Boy Scout troop leader with an arrow as a child I would have just not attended on the basis of that’s a lot of trauma to work through during a fucking wedding

[giftinguava]

the decaprio before n after look just further proves my belief that the anti-aging industry targeting women have it all wrong. give retinol to men. make them use volcanic ash facial masks and 27 different anti aging creams. promote wrinkle-smoothers and hydro-perlite nitrogen crystal dermo facial scrubs for their faces. men have to stop decaying this instant

[eggwars]

Living up to my bio and actually drawing stuff sometimes, so have this LQ Cat!Jeff that is absolutely 100% not my fault I claim no responsibility for my actions. (Jeff, if you see this, no you didn't <3)

EDIT BC I FORGOT TO TAG THE MASTERMIND: @just-slightly-chayotic WHO BRIBED ME WITH CHOCOLATE

[wrongfourtytwo]

Gotta do th e so I can and be yes uhm where’d his fucking jacket go? shit

I’m gonna be using him for my anatomy studies so I apologies if there is literally only Larry for the next month or so

[hoodchainsawman]

[frenchpsychiatrymuderedmycnut]

by unofficial

the rainbow radiator

somewhere in ste-foy with Rafa my dog 🐕

how is anyone not on medication right now. who is out here just rawdogging the decline of man

…trash jones

https://ifunny.co/picture/trash-jones-how-is-anyone-not-on-medication-right-now-bqijEhVd9

[tahitiwoke]

@ruinaa​ / @withbeasts​

     juniper leaves and the sauce turns and she kisses his cheek and says sorry, phil, i had a really nice time with you though and phil, quiet in his quiet, empty apartment and his quiet empty body and for the first time in months his head is quiet and empty too and -- a face settles in his minds eye. it is utterly humiliating the way she is infiltrating his life. every little root she has planted -- weeded in the deep of the soil, coiling around his arms and legs and throat. she’s a poison, a voice in his head says and it sounds like a hiss, sounds like i am burdened with glorious purpose, she’s a poison and it needs to be sucked out of the wound before it is left to fester. 

phil makes a decision. as easy as that. doesn’t bother with a gun because he won’t need it; she is small, a lot smaller than him, and he’s working with a whole new barrel of upgrades thanks to hydra and a vacation in tahiti. she’s fast but he’s faster. he’s got thirty years of assassinations and beatings, what’s one more? 

      the porsche gets him across town in record time; he is careful to take the streets he knows have faulty cameras and lights. avoids the elevators and the cameras, takes the stairs two at a time, and knocks with his thumb over the peep. 

[chanstopher]

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