#defence talks

[allthegothihopgirls]

i think sometimes 'jane austen girly' jason todd would try and screw with damian after getting particularly agitated by his never-ending formality, and just start matching it in every conversation.

he turns into a walking shakespeare play until damian himself gets annoyed at the way he's being spoken to and tones it down.

[mrfandomwars]

Ah yes, the Jedi fell because they were Diplomats and had to deal with Bureaucracy, which led them to be able to work with the Republic for Thousands of Years since it was slowly starting to come together, twenty five thousand years ago.

Yes, this is TOTALLY the reason why the Jedi fell, and not the extremist cult with a boner for genocides planning their downfall for one thousand years and slowly corrupted the Republic+ the citizens of said galactic government becoming Lazy

(If you didn't realize, this is SARCASM)

[arthursfuckinghat]

"I was gonna say you're like a son to me.. but you're more than that."

"It ain't that complicated!"

How quickly that shoulder pat of comfort turned into a condescending one.

[zevranunderstander]

number #1 tactic that people use to not sound as racist as they are when they talk to black people: 'uhh so you AMERICANS need to stop pretending everything is about YOU. why should i know this im not from the us :/' (= is talking about like. a phenomenally internationally well-known black artist)

[omaano]

Big Blue joins The Mandalorian Meets Hades Project!

[frogayyyy]

everyone always says "bring back camp in star trek!!!!" bro you can't even handle william shatner's acting 😔

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

I've said it before, I'll say it again, and I'm sure it won't be the last time. I AM SICK AND BLOODY TIRED OF THESE MFS, HALF OF WHO DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT CURSED CHILD, BITCHING AND MOANING ABOUT AN ANGSTY TEEN DARING TO BE AN ANGSTY TEEN, I WILL FIGHT THE LOT OF YOU

(this is gonna be a bit long and probably incoherent so sit down and fucking listen to me 🔫 stick with me because I'm not just complaining about albus haters)

eVERYBODY wants cOoMmpllEeXx relatable HUMAN characters - and then SHIT themselves when the flaws a CHILD has isn't just 🥺 uwu im socially awkward and traumatised 🥺. that's why scorpius doesn't get this fuckass treatment, because his terrible human flaw is that he's a bit shit at conversation and gets sad about his dead mum (generalised understatement, but this post isnt about him. dont come for me i love him 🫶🏻)

god forbid albus, who feels unloved and unwanted (with valid evidence for a teenager), albus who feels completely out of place and outcast from his entire famously-close-knit family, ablus who is well known by the world by default via Harry and hates the attention and high expectations, albus who then gets targeted and bullied by his peers because he's not as perfect and brilliant as his father, albus who is then isolated from his one friend because Harry is making irrational ptsd fueled decisions, albus who tells Harry completely sincerely that he knows he's unlikeable but he'll try and change himself and be more like his siblings because he genuinely believes that's what Harry and everyone else whos had the misfortune of meeting him wants, albus who spends the entire play trying to prove himself and fix things via idiotic childish decisions BECAUSE HES A WHOLE UNSTABLE CHILD

god forbid that CHILD doesn't react like a patient, supported, well adjusted, level headed adult. god forbid he reacts outwardly. god forbid he reacts at all, my bad. clearly he should just sniffle a bit as if he doesn't feel suffocated and helpless by everything in his life, because obviously hes just a spoiled brat who doesn't know what real suffering is. god forbid he complains or feels anything negatively, or doesn't quite grasp that other people are struggling too because he is too busy trying so hard to deal with himself and his declining mental health the best he can with basically no support or understanding. god forbid he isn't completely perfect.

you all sound like some fucking boomer telling teenagers they don't know what real struggling is, they aren't mentally ill, they dont have any problems because they have a roof over their head, they should all go to war kids are too soft these days 😫😖😱 fUCKING‼️SHUT UP‼️

he does things wrong but he knows he does and he does everything he can to fix it! and he is fourteen!!! do none of you remember what being fourteen is like 😭😭 I swear half of you have got to be basically fourteen yourselves cmon man

cause I'm seeing this fucking pattern a lot recently. not just for albus, not just in this fandom, everywhere. ‼️ no one can fucking handle flawed characters anymore ‼️ the only thing any character is allowed to have wrong with them is trauma apparently, otherwise they have to be perfect, and I'm getting sick of it. characters and stories are meant to reflect real life, they're meant to help shape our world view, why are you expecting everyone to be fucking perfect??? what happened to nuance? what happened to understanding character development? you are all acting like characters and people are so black and white. either they're perfect or they're insufferable and evil. I won't lie, the most common victims i've noticed of this are women. but the flawed women are typically demonised, whereas the men are typically turned into uwu baby boys who actually aren't capable of doing anything wrong and then fanon goes nuts making them into ittle wittle victims. and I'm so fucking sick of all of it, I hate this. (obviously this is not a strict rule. Albus Potter, and also Albus Dumbledore now I mention it, are demonised beyond belief)

BRING BACK FLAWS AND BRING BACK NOT COMPLETELY WRITING OFF A CHARACTER BECAUSE THEY DARE TO BE HUMAN

I AM FED UP, ALBUS POTTER GET BEHIND ME

[sammygender]

people r so stupid ‘sam wasnt the most hated in the family sam was johns favourite’ guys sam thinks dean was the favourite child and dean thinks sam was the favourite child that’s like their WHOLE THING. and even if u can argue john in a way respected sam more and was more like him and valued him over dean more, it’s canon sam’s still made out to be the black sheep. u see it in s1 when johns around, you see it in the way sam and dean talk about their childhoods, it’s even obvious in john’s journal. you people r letting your deangirlisms blind you

[ehlnofay]

how many murder robots can there realistically be in dwemer ruins? I understand it from a game making perspective but like... they're meant to be cities. people lived there. I suppose the animunculi would have some use as an army and maybe as guards but aside from that what's the point?

most of the automatons have to be much more benign. cleaners and errand-runners and assistants in laboratories. I want to see those robots. elder scrolls six get on this

[assholepants]

Typical high-school AUs for homestuck are hilarious bc who are you gonna pick to be the popular bully? Dave?? You gonna pick Dave 'sports ball' Strider??

[crowleyaj]

thinking about how I went on eurovision tumblr in 2018, saw a lot of people outraged about israel not only winning and hosting the next one but also about being allowed to participate in the first place, went "wait what did they do" and proceeded to find out and start learning. meanwhile people now will watch footage and read news of actual genocide that no one committing it is denying and will still repeat israeli propaganda how it's all about defending from hamas and absolutely refuse to make any effort to learn anything. horrible

[petitesmafia]

hc Lippmann’s social media defense attorneys consists of Albatross (who makes fancams and edits) and Chuuya (who uses them every time he replies to an anti)

just picturing Albatross and Chuuya getting called delusional online bc every time they defend Lippmann an anti will sarcastically ask if they know him personally and both of them are like “yeah we do. he’s our friend” with wholehearted genuineness but it always backfires 😭

lippmannhater: [making up some bullshit rumour] legendarylippmann (ADMIN 2 Chuuya): he would not fucking say that lippmannhater (sarcastic): sorry I didn’t realize u knew him personally Chuuya (genuine): well I do so stfu lippmannhater: weird parasocial relationship but ok Chuuya: ??? legendarylippmann (ADMIN 1 Albatross): STREAM MY EDIT

[helenofblackthorns]

Simon (Lewis) Lovelace - The Mortal Instruments

“You thought he was cute, didn’t you?”

[gardenoftransexuals]

got into a new game. you know what that means! *opens up simply plural*

[completeoveranalysis]

DEVASTATING

[carlyraejepsans]

literally nothing more bizzarre than seeing someone loudly denounce you as a terrible opinion haver that is corrupting the fandom with your inaccuracy (laughs) and then checking their profile and they..... literally say the exact same things you also made multiple meta posts about. and you both agree with each other. bro u good? lol