#despicable man

[jjadmanii]

tigris doing everything in her power to push snow towards the light to save him from becoming like his father, just for him to choose power and willingly step into the darkness and ultimately become worse than he ever was.

[circescenery]

Fuck elon musk🥰

[nibelmundo]

Et puis préserver mes brouillons... enfin brouillons. .. mieux ! des rendus... rendus émotifs ! ... déjà en presque formes venues ... des dix vingt mille heures de travail. Que c’est des mises à jour . Ça se débrousse comme le temple d’Angkor. C’est de l’acharnement de terrassier... de terrassier d’ondes... tout petit trait de scalpel près, le temple fripe, effrite, s’efface. Vous attrapez plus rien, rien vient... C’est la magie. La plume est un scalpel de mage... de mage en terrasse... Tout est enfoui dans l’atmosphère... Faut fouiller plan par plan... souffler, oh si doucement que le sable envole... C’est horrible, n’est-ce pas, c’est horrible ... je veux dire de délicatesse d’effleurement... C’est un travail de fée c’est tout, où l’homme périt damné, perd l’âme, la bonne gentillesse, la bite, tout. .. tourne chiffe, lavette à songe, épuisée loque, hagard terrassier, titubeur de mirage à l’autre, brandit sa pauvre ardoise de tête, qu’il a vu des plans, la comète, passée de cent millions d’années... qu’il a dit qu’il a l’étincelle, du météore enfoui devant que la lune naisse. Oh ! c’est du tourment pas dicible ...

Louis-Ferdinand Céline, Maudits Soupirs pour une autre fois

[chaosinstigator]

I really don’t care who the stalker is, what I do want to know is who the hell the scum of the earth man who took advantage of and sexually abused him is

[honeypie-styles]

watching the streams for the shows isn’t healthy for me. i’m in pieces

[ir0npvrker]

morgan: dad, will you read me a bedtime story?

tony: no

morgan: pretty please?

tony: the physical expression of the word "please" doesn’t change my answer

[monkiinart]

"It all ends the same way.. with me observing."

[suja-janee]

Sareena: you’re so lucky you have a normal boyfriend.

Ashrah: Normal? What do you mean by that?

Sareena (opens up a love letter from bi-Han written in his own blood)

[vampgf]

NEIL ELLICE as HUNTER D-90

LOKI 2.04 "Heart of the TVA"

+bonus (😗)

[king-k-ripple]

[mamaspidershit]

Peter: Nat, could you read me a bedtime story? Natasha: No. Peter: Pretty please? Natasha: The physical expression of the word "please" doesn’t change my answer.

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

Cannibal Overlord Don from the Butcher Scott AU!

[iwasbored777]

Did Gru take parenting lessons from Peter B? Why did he take a baby with him on a dangerous mission? 😭

[eerna]

I don't think it's misogynistic to clown on SJM and all the writers who follow in her wake, I think it's misogynistic that we don't treat Pierce Brown the exact same way

[escapedaudios]

People who act like you're supposed to watch movies with friends in total silence are WEIRD and I DON'T LIKE THEM. Freak ass fascists, I swear they act like it's an unspoken rule when it's actually the whackest shit ever. I stand in defiance of this nonsense. I say you should YAP and BLABBER and GOOF OFF with your friends when you're watching a movie at their house. Who decided you're supposed to be silent throughout a movie and give it 110% attention? Why are we applying library etiquette to a gathering of friends? Dumb. I like commenting over movies with my friends. I like discussing them as they happen. It's FUN. These are the kinds of people who complain about the transcendental and magical experience of hearing an entire stadium full of people sing the chorus of a song in unison at a concert. I literally hate those human slugs, oh my god.