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tamersonas · 2 years
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The tags to use that this event will be tracking are both #Tamersonaweek & #Digidestinedweek
Welcome to Tamersonaweek year 3!
Self-inserts are fun, but they can be a little nerve-wracking to post sometimes. But no worries! We have a full week dedicated to You Yourself and your Digimon!
Not just limited to your self insets, feel free to include canon characters, OCs, any friends, rivals, teammates, all are welcome! ART IS NOT REQUIRED TO PARTICIPATE! All types of submissions are welcome so long as they follow the general guidelines of keep it appropriate + ask for permission if using art that isn’t yours, and credit if you do!
Not a fan of the prompts? No worries, find the 2021 & 2020 question list here!
Until then!
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Tamersona Week Year 3
Nov. 7-13, 2022
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Day 1: Introduce yourself
-Tell is about yourself! Crest? Spirit? Digivice?
Day 2: Introduce your partner(s)
-All about your mon! Their egos? Do they have nicknames? More than one (partner)? How did you meet?
Day 3: Let’s get ready!
-Outfit highlight! Training montage! Snack time, how do you start your day?
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Day 4: Fall traditions
-What’s your favorite part of the season? Any you want to introduce to your Mon? Do you have your Halloween costumes yet? *Note; this was made before the dates was finalized, but Halloween + fall outfits in general are still welcome
Day 5: Roleswap!
- Scenario time! What if YOU became the Digimon? And your partner the Tamer? What do they look like as a human? Does your dynamic change?
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Day 6: What’s Your DIGIsona?
-You’ve heard of a Tamersona, what’s your Digisona? What Digimon would You be?
Day 7: Accomplishments in your journey
It’s been a long year, how did things go for you and your Partnermon? Any new evolutions? Events?
Some notes;
You 100% do not need to follow all of the prompt choices!If you have your own answer/idea/response, go for it!
OCs, Canon Character, Digifakes, and all in between are welcome!
Tamersonaweek is a celebration of YOU and YOURSELF as the protag! Do as you please and have fun with it!
Will be tracking posts, but some have been known to not appear in the tags before, feel free to @tamersonas on every post to be extra sure it pops up
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azaracyy · 7 months
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today, cupimon prays for your happiness too.
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digirainebow · 1 year
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Jonas essentially just shows up and Alex is like oh I hope he's friendly... And then immediately proceeds to give up her life for him and the fact that you can say something like "that was for Jonas" it's like OUUUGH SHES SO-
when her grief from losing michael makes her not only accept jonas as a sibling right away, but also makes her follow in michael's footsteps by taking jonas out somewhere just to bond and have fun but accidentally loses her life instead 😁✌
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fleabagsbitch · 2 months
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which is worse? being queer in your preteens and watching straight people start to get together or being queer in your late teens and watching other queer people get together
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steampunkagumon · 2 months
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Wisemon: His body showed clear signs that he was killed by belladonna.
Aldamon and Baalmon: The pornstar?
*silence*
Wisemon, in a disappointed mom tone: The poison.
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brightdigigold2023 · 1 year
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cherryg · 2 years
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The internet censorship is coming..(again)
There are two well known censorship bill known as KOSA and the EarnIt act.
These bills both promised that they will protect children but unfortunately these are misguided bills that says they’ll do something but then they will do the opposite or make things worse.
Both of these bills are serious threat to the LGBT community and will censor a lot of content especially there
the EarnItact will also get rid of NSFW content and deem it as illegal, and will also get rid of section 230
The KOSA act will let attorneys from Florida and Texas take control and decide what people could and could not watch and sue websites and anything they don’t like and will not protect children but mostly put many vulnerable teens and children at risk while going as far as to even censor important information like sex education, health issues, suicide prevention hotlines and many more
We have stopped these bills from passing before but the cofounder Richard Bluemenhal is clearly not giving up and trying hard and hard again to push these bills back on congress
Last year more than 90/100 human rights groups urged lawmakers and congress to not pass KOSA in the omnibus bill and it got shelved and the same then happened to Earn it last year on February/March
But now he is trying a third time,using and manipulating grieving parents and young people into supporting and lobbying his bills, whiles even accepting anti trans and LGBT groups into supporting his legislations. He’s trying to find any type of scandal a platform is currently facing and turn and twist it on behalf of his agendas.
He says he supports abortions and the LGBT community but his bills will censor those things he claims to support. He can’t have it both ways.
But he was stubborn enough to ignore every criticism and scrutiny he gets about the legislations, being childish and all.
Not to mention that they are also both privacy nightmares to everyone and globally too
That’s why it’s important that you call and email your representatives and lawmakers and urge them to drop Kosa and the earn it act
Let any human rights group you trust knows and tell anyone you trust about it weather it be a friend or family member.
For more information, click these links below ⬇️
You can also help us by joining our discord server on how to stop internet censorship
There also a petition made from Fightforfuture recently about the KOSA act
(Update # 2)
Hey guys I’m back to warn everyone about yet again another bad internet bill it’s called the safe tech act
This act is supported by 7 democratic senators including bluemenhal which is never a good sign with him when it comes to internet bills.
This is a misguided 230 reform and when reading it, all it shows is that these people have no understanding of 230 whatsoever.
It’s just another dangerous censorship bill that threatens everyone’s free speech. The creators claim that it’s won’t hurt free speech but it actually does and they do not understand how important 230 is in its current form right now!
Here is a good article explaining the safe tech act really well and why it’s dangerous :
Also talk to your representatives about this and why it’s bad and if you can, try to explain to them about why section 230 is important. Support digital advocacy, human rights and any other groups that supports free internet and expression and let them know about these legislators and their bad ideas!
Update 3
The EarnIt act is sadly coming back after failing two times, now they are trying a 3rd time.
This legislation is dangerous for privacy and free expression and speech. It will bring lots of surveillance and is just as bad as the restrict act.
https://act.eff.org/action/the-earn-it-act-is-back-seeking-to-scan-us-all
Now it’s being reintroduced by two senators and two representatives if you don’t know what this bill actually does there is more information about it here from these links : https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2023/04/earn-it-bill-back-again-seeking-scan-our-messages-and-photos
The second one is called KOSA (KidsOnlineSafteyAct),
now this bill has failed to pass last year because a lot of opposition from 90/100 human rights.
It claims it’s would protect kids but it’s actually has a lot of censorship and is very dangerous to lgbt/trans kids and many other kids that are in abusive households. It will actually hurt them instead of protecting them.
If that’s not bad enough it’s tragically gaining momentum and attraction by these child advocacy groups and being sponsored by Dove and Lizzo. And there has been petitions in supporting this unconstitutional bill, One of them having somewhere around 30k signs…
I really wish I could say I’m joking but this is sadly true.
If you want more info on KOSA here they are:
https://www.fightforthefuture.org/actions/censorship-wont-make-kids-safe/
Please everyone call your senators and representatives and tell them to oppose these bills. We really need help into fighting off these bill so we could keep a free opened internet!
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mama-ino · 1 month
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Storm
The roar of the downpour struck fiercely on the stone of the cave entrance, "Stay here." He entered the cave, golden eyes taking in the cave. Straw was on the floor. However, it had likely been there quite some time.
Thunder boomed loudly, causing the small Rin to shriek. He returned to them, "Is it safe?"
He nodded, Shippo sniffed around, "People have been here before." Again, Sesshomaru nodded, "Is there anywhere mama can get out of her wet clothes?"
He seemed to think for a moment, looking her over. She was soaked. He pulled the tassles of his armor, pulling the large cauldron armor over his head. He took the long obi like bow from his middle tying it up, "Hang your clothing. This one will find something to burn," he removed his haori, placing it across the makeshift line like a curtain.
"How bad did the rain get you, Rin," she asked softly.
"Rin is pretty dry, Lady Kagome!"
Shippo shook his tail and pulled off his small fur. Her pointed gaze had him speak, "My fur kept me pretty dry, Mama."
Just about to round the would-be curtain he eyes met his, "Are you going far?"
"I will not." She nodded satisfied with his words, "Miko." His eyes pointedly shifted to the large pelt he'd set down, "it is dry."
However, when he'd returned, he found Rin wrapped up. His eyes met blue when she peeked around his haori, shifting nervously under his gaze. He built a small fire as Rin came to his side, "My lord?"
"Hm?"
"When Rin gets older," she began, "Rin wants big boobs like Lady Kagome!"
"Rin," she shrieked as Shippo choked on his own spit.
She beamed at him, "Rin." His voice seemed quieter, "That is not within this one's control."
She seemed to think a moment, bounding back over to Kagome, "Lady Kagome!"
"Rin-chan! I can't do that either!"
"Awwww," Rin pouted.
He pulled off his wet inner robe, setting it on a stone facing the fire to dry. He lifted the large pelt rounding the makeshift curtain, a soft gasp quickly escaping her.
Her hands cover her chest, eyes quickly darting away. His eyes briefly catching the boy's fur across her legs, "Rin." He pointed to the side of the straw, prompting her to stand and wait.
He settled by her, setting the pelt around her and across his lap. "Mama," he neatly curled up on her lap, quite the protective little thing.
He opened his arms, head nodding to Rin, who quickly settled onto the fur across his legs. Rin rubbed her small cheek against his wrist, settling.
The warm air, the heavy rain, and low rumbles of thunder quickly had the atmosphere calm. Her head bobbed as she fought sleep but ultimately settled on his shoulder.
His eyes darted to the sleeping woman. She was complimenting his like this. His chest swelled with pride. While it did take her longer, she did fall asleep. Trusting him to keep them safe.
He slowly reached, arm wrapping around the pelt and her pulling her closer. She was warm, and while he would never admit it out loud... she was beautiful.
At least not yet.
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🫣💕
I love you guys!
I'm replacing the fan and ram (possibly more things) on my computer, so hopefully, I can get back to some digi stuff soon!
Also sorry am late!
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ecreau · 2 months
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“Tentomon Digivolves to Kabuterimon!” Chills all over~!
In the version I grew up with, instead of saying “Digivolves to,” the Digimon says “Changes to.” I think this was due to copyright reasons, but I’m not sure. Regardless, it gives me chills every time I hear the Digimon theme, especially when they say, “Digimon name Digivolves into…” It’s like Goku with his Kamehameha or Ash turning his hat backwards.
Here’s my rendition of my favorite Digimon Adventure line Kabuterimon. Stay safe—it might use its Electro Shocker!
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I hope you enjoyed my post today. See you tomorrow for more Digi content fun!
I also use a Digimon digital background. Credits to the source.
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Please do not repost my artwork/design. Ask me first.
Thank you!⁠
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“Beautiful Things Blossom”
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lycanlurker · 6 months
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Hi! I saw that you were giving advice for kintypes? ^^ we're robotkin and malware kin :D
Robotkin advice!
First off, I've never met a robotkin before you guys are so cool!
Into the advice!
1.Learn how to code! (Ok hear me out on this one. It might b obvious or a very tedious task but all robots run on some form of code. im not saying you gotta learn Python but doing basics like code.org would probably feel euphoric!)
2. Eat meals that give you a lot of energy! (energy makes me think of charging/being plugged in yk? Anyways including foods like bananas(literally most fruits), dark chocolate,Fatty fish,green tea,Nuts,oats,and pumpkin seeds will boost your charge!)
3. Dress In greens,blues,purples and greys!
4. Learn binary code!
5.relating to the last one using binary code pronouns!
6. Making gear! A tv/computer head out of foam or cardboard!
7.Get stiff! Become flat Stanley!! (Remember to stretch and relax your muscles regularly.)
8.hear me out, vocaloid impressions?
9. What? You're not sleeping, you're unplugged! You're not eating silly, you're charging/refueling!
10.Dissect computers...
11.Edit your selfies! Add visible pixels or a glitch effect!
12.Techy nicknames/neo pronouns! (Cy/cyber, tech/techs, pix(El),Digi(t[al]) Beep,Boop)
13.Grow out your nails/ get fake ones and go click click click!
14.if you're in school join a tech club/class if your school has one!
15.Cause chaos.
16.Speak monotone/ with an "off" tone to mimic ai/ text to speech.
17.Draw your screws/welding on yourself! (WITH SKIN SAFE INK.)
hehe ty for being my first request, hope this helped.
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littlemessyjessi · 6 months
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I feel, deep in my bones, that one could summon fae!Felix by repeating that bit he does in Topline thrice over in a mirror: BOM DIGI DIGI BOM BOM BOM BOM and maybe it works faster if you try to 'go deep' with it... or maybe this is just stuck in my head in an audio stim kind of way and I live in the land of delulu
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A Guide to Summoning Your Faelix: AKA Faerie Felix / the most sweetest thing in the world.
FAE FELIX?
Ok!
SO let's do this!
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First, we'll need to set the mood. Obviously, we're gonna need blue. It is his favorite color. Even though poor baby was recently heartbroken because the color analyst told him that blue doesn't work for him. Even though OBVIOUSLY that is incorrect! He is gorgeous in blue. Precious baby. How dare they? Unacceptable.
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So, I just feel like it's absolutely NECESSARY that we include blue for the baby chick. Fuck them color swatches.
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NEXT! Brownies as an offering. Non negotiable. Here is his recipe. Enjoy. They are fantastic.
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Third.... we must call on the spirit of Bang Chan for he can always find his Lixie. Plus, he's our resident source of Lixie information. If he doesn't know, he'll figure it out for us. Bang Chan for President.
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Now, it's time to get down to business. This is very serious. Set the lights. Turn on the music. Look in the mirror and say it.
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Put all the bass you got in your voice and ..... POOF!
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Congratulations! You have completed your very first summoning.
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Now, let's discuss care for your Fae Felix.
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First and foremost, he is going to require lots of love and affection. If you do not feel as if you can provide adequate love and affection for your Faelix then please reconsider.
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If your Faelix does not receive adequate time, care and affection then he will cry. And subsequently, I will come to beat your ass.
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BECAUSE HOW DARE YOU! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! DON"T YOU DARE MAKE THIS BABY SUNSHINE CHICKEN CRY! THIS MEANS WAR!
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And! I'm telling Minho! And he'll help me whoop ass. So be prepared and think about that when moving forward with your Faelix.
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Minho is watching...
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Always watching.
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Perhaps, a Hyunjinnie would be more suitable for you or perhaps a Minho. They still require love and affection but they do understand that everyone needs alone time.
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Though, if you do choose to summon Minho... god help you.
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If you have an aversion to copious amounts of physical displays of love and affection, PLEASE AND I AM BEGGING YOU... do NOT summon yourself a Changbinnie. He WILL be giving you his love and you WILL like it.
Fair warning.
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But back to Faelix.
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Now, please remember that your Faelix can handle some spice but not exceedingly so.
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Be mindful of his dietary needs.
If not he'll scream.
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On that note, you are going to need to stock up on rice cakes. Trust me. And probably fried chicken. Just do it.
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It is also important to note that your Faelix is also sensitive to scary things so he's not likely to be a horror movie buddy for you. If you really, really, REALLY want him to... he'll do it to make you happy. However, he will basically turn your room into a nest at night and cover you with cuddles all night long... because he's scared to death. Poor Lixie. You will have a much better experience if you pick a comedy or action. He'll still cuddle you (if you want it) but it won't be out of fear. And nobody wants a scared Lix. He deserves to be happy.
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Also, on this note of Fae Felix. Just so you know, you're not supposed to give fairies your name. No matter how much they beg.
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However, Felix is literally the one that you could tell anything and he wouldn't use it against you. You're secret is safe with him. As is your soul.
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Now, in summary : It's all important but here are your TOP 3 to remember!
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Number One: Please provide adequate love, affection and care for your Faelix.
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Number Two: Please mind his dietary needs and plan accordingly. Give him whatever he wants. Or else he is going to become insane.
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Number Three: The Final and Most Important Rule of All
Remember that Minho is watching... always watching.
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He sees all.
He knows all.
I know, You know, We know, Lee Know
Thank you for coming to my presentation and have a nice day.
Please help yourself to a treat on your way out. We're serving brownies. Obviously.
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Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this crazy tangent of mine and thank you so much for sending it in!
Love, K
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bwambiee · 1 month
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hewwo evewy one , i've decided i want to deactivate bwambie n move to a different blog — i dun' kno if anyone will see dis but mooties are free to dm n ask wat mai new user is if they'd like
m a litl sad dat i hve to part ways with this digi diary since it was mai vrie first one n i met sho many new wonderful ppl on here but i wnted to hve a fresh new beginning wif better control of mai safe space n i alwys thought that dis bloggie was a bit cluttered along wif feeling like my presence wasn't enough despite knowing sho many sweet individuals . i disliked feeling so low n felt as if a new start would be best . i apologize if dis was a tad bit dramatic n long , i jst felt like i had to write out what i hve been feeling for a while n lift a weight dat has been burdening my chest n i couldn't say goodbye without at least saying a few words . i will miss every one of the sweet cherubs who have graced my blog wif dere presence n offered their kindness n positivity to mi . i hope my burdens don't follow me to my new bloggie n i wish everyone a kind day . . ❤︎
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starryqueen-18 · 3 months
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Ok so I have some idea of a crossover spinoff of Digi Domination called Digi Domination World Cyber, ok it's basically Fandoms stopping virus, solving problems and helping the real and cyber world.
Here I drew this fanmade title card, featuring Peach Blossom Cookie this fanmade title card is called The Glitched Pixel Tree: Espresso Cookie and Peach Blossom Cookie finds a glitching tree that used to be a special tree that holds and sends data. I added some words to make it look like a real episode title card
I hope you guys enjoy and stay safe and kawaii!
Bye :3
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digirainebow · 1 year
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missing autumn colors this morning
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digitalgate02 · 5 months
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So here’s your main hero from the Kamen Rider (Lightnimon) AU! This surprises no one, I know.
So the idea here is kinda recycling bits from the old version and mixing it with all the stuff i know about Rider so far (and other things.)
Well, I guess a hero who starts as a lackey of the big bad is not that uncommon to happen… But yeah, he just starts like this… He hates this job, to be fair. He can have a little fun but gets yelled at by his boss (not the big bad guy, just the evil scientist working there – not sure if it’s either Oikawa, Maki, Menoa or someone else from another digi-series yet).
Oh yeah, he definitely wants to quit and do something fun, something he likes: either soccer or cooking.
Question: Why did he end up there tho So, the big bad guy(s) is (are) Daemon (and the Demon Lords). They use human emotions to drive those wild digital critters – the digimon – insane and use them to control people. A digimon forms a link with a human and they can use the digimon’s power (be the critter taking the shape of a weapon or vehicle). But there’s those Dark Rings and Dark Seeds, the rings go on the digimon, the seeds on the humans. Keeping them in control is the goal of Daemon. Daisuke is… uh, one of those victims apparently, BUT! no ties to a digimon yet. He knows something is off, but he can’t do anything. He needs that job after all… (sadly, he’s not even aware the job is for the bad guys…)
There was a hero before!! This hero was known as Kamen Rider Courage. He fought alongside a group of other people. Before Daemon was a real issue, there was another villain – one possibly connected to him – Apocalymon. Kamen Rider Courage beat him and his lesser generals and saved the world! 
Except… He lost something in return for his heroic acts: the life of a precious person to him. What, no! She’s not dead! But she… she changed drastically because of those critters that Kamen Rider Courage… Disappeared after his last fight. 
Daisuke was in middle school when this all happened. He and his group of friends – Rui, Ken, Miyako, Iori, Wallace, Takeru and Hikari – had no memories of those though. Once our protag graduated from High School, he tried every job he could take in order to gather enough money to open his ramen shop – his life’s goal. And, well. This was the only job he got… All the rest didn’t call him back (alas)
As to how he got the friggin Seed… No one knows. The Seed is data, not something real. It’s data inserted into the human body, like the USB ports in Double/W. Rumors are that those with them were infected by Apocalymon in his last fight against the previous Kamen Rider.
One day he was just doing his (boring) job when he heard a cry. He saw one of those digimon trying to escape from the lab. This digimon, however, was Chibimon, who was looking for a new candidate to be a Kamen Rider and stop the evil guys from taking control over the world. Daisuke knew if that critter just escapes in his shift he would just get in trouble, so he tried to catch it. They were for hours playing the cat and rat game until the boy managed to grab Chibimon… Except he couldn’t put it inside the cage again. Chibimon knew this kiddo meant no harm and was just doing a bad thing. So, the digimon explained everything and told him his ‘job’ was actually harming both digimon and humankind.
He only signed up there out of options, and they didn’t give him details as for why they had to capture the digimon. He expected it to be some sort of… veterinary-like lab? This gave him a headache, but he believed in that digimon. Chibimon then asked why he would wear those clothes if this were a vet lab. That was indeed a good question, he thought. In order to help Chibimon to escape, he put the digimon inside his backpack.
Once they were out of the lab, and safe at Daisuke’s home… First, Chibimon was seeing Daisuke out of that getup so he felt even more sure that that human wasn’t a bad guy. Then, Chibimon asked him if he didn’t want to become a Kamen Rider. Daisuke mentions that he heard of that name before… But he couldn’t do that, right? Now that he knew he was doing something horrible to those critters… Chibimon’s answer is that he should do it in order to repent for those actions, which totally made Daisuke feel it was the right thing to do.
Thus, Chibimon and Daisuke formed a bond, and the boy got a D-3 key and D-3 Driver. Chibimon was entrusting him with his power, the power of Lighdramon (yes, Chibimon was not even in his original form) so he could transform into a Kamen Rider.
Thus, Kamen Rider Lightnimon was born.
(no coloring this time because i got overwhelmed by it lol)
Notes:
i know the D-3 does not look like a D-3 but... that's the intent. it's not supposed to look exactly like in the canon verse.
i also know the doodle for the encounter with Chibimon there has him unmasked but... you wouldn't be able to see him feeling sad for it if it were drawn 😔
he uses the shades from Kizuna/02TB (because i love them) in this AU. No goggles. As a kid he had no goggles either.
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steampunkagumon · 10 months
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Send Your Cutest Delivery Boy (Or Maybe Not)
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“Hey, pupcake, I got that pizza you wanted~”
The sly smile on the boy’s face would make you uneasy if you were paying attention to it, but it eluded you as you stood from your desk with a relieved sigh. “Finally, I’m starving-” You stopped yourself in your tracks, processing the sight before you. “Eric,” you began sternly. “Why are you holding it like that? What are you plotting?”
“Plotting?!” he gasped, raising a hand to his chest in mock offense. “I would never! I was just trying to do something nice for you. I even made sure to get a big one with extra sausage.”
You crossed your arms, cocking an eyebrow. “And you know I don’t like sausage.” You continued your stride towards him, backing ER into the door. “Where. Is. My. Pizza?”
“Well, someone’s ungrateful,” ER grumbled before sighing in defeat. “You’ll be happy to know I was smart enough to take it out first before I-”
“WHERE?!”
ER let out a squeak, shrinking beneath your gaze. “It’s in the fridge.”
Still angry, your demeanor softened. You placed a hand on his shoulder. “ER, sweetie, if I’m ever in the mood for the “send your cutest delivery boy” skit, I’ll let you know, okay? But right now,” you pushed him aside and barged out the door. “I just want my freaking food.”
“Got it.”
That was the last time he asked Grayson for dating advice.
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