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[kellyscabin]

Q: abt 911 - how the network change let that guy kiss another man- would a network change let something happen between dean and cas?

MISHA: “if the cw had not been so homophobic dean and cas would have been balls deep for sure”

[xuberfanx]

Fans: "I can't believe they made Sauron hot!"

Tolkien, 70 years ago: "Sauron is hot."

[the-joju-experience]

Scar: What's the S for?

Skizz: You'll get there.

[that-vampire-loser]

Jean wants to throw Jeremy into a wall 👀

[red-might-be-dead]

for emizel to turn theo he has to 'suck him dry'

[backstabbingfarter]

“In the town where I was born

Lived a man who sailed to sea

And he told us of his life

In the land of submarines

So we sailed on to the sun

Till we found the sea of green

And we lived beneath the waves

In our yellow submarine”

- “Glean”, from album Glean, by They Might Be Giants

[bitrashteddy]

Harley: my top artist on Spotify wrapped is Bring Me The Horizon and I'm in the top 0.05%

Peter: have you considered therapy

[warlenys]

lin manuel miranda is a hilson shipper btw

[strayheartless]

“Better to scar the psyche then mar the flesh” -Professor Hojo

Oh, I’m going to kill him, and I’m gunna make it hurt. I’ve never wanted a character to suffer more I swear.

[mindofmeraki]

Time has no mercy.

[unhinged-bf-quotes]

Him: dying of dysentery would be such a good way to go

Me: it literally would not

Him: then why did so many people die of it

[swampndn]

Um, y'all. I think I'm the main character now or something.

Story time.

So, I'm teaching a class this semester. It's cool. It's great. I love it. Anyway, last week I was walking out with a student, and I was telling her the ways I like to stay grounded in this city, i.e. going to the water as much as I can, finding ways to be on the land. She's also Native and was struggling adjusting to this city. We part ways, and I walk out of the building with a random man who was leaving the same time we were. He opens the door for me, introduces himself briefly, and asks me if I teach here regularly. I tell him I do, just the one class though. He tells me that usually he teaches visual art at a local high school but was guest lecturing on his work in Afro-Futurism and public art for a friend's class. It's pleasant. He's nice. No weird vibes. Felt really normal. He walks me to my car out front. We part ways. Entire exchange lasted maybe 2 minutes.

Well, fast forward to today. He reaches out to me on Instagram. He says that he was thinking about me all week, and he wanted to get to know me better. We go back and forth. He's really sweet, funny, clever, charming, wicked smart, and matches my energy (which is RARE) - he also ain't said a single sexual comment to me. The respect. Also, I ain't gonna lie. He's tall, muscular, and fucking hot. And an artist??? Say less. I wouldn't have been mad about some explicit advances, although my traumatized ass probably would have reacted poorly (involuntarily), so good on him.

I give him my number after he makes a silly little joke that Facebook told him his soulmate is an Aries, and I said that he's in luck because I'm an Aries. Then boom. Dropped the number. (I still got it.)

Tell me why the first thing he texted me was a silly gif of John Cena strutting around then said "this me walking into your life as the luckiest man alive", then asks me on a FULLY PLANNED DATE: a PICNIC AT A LAKE NEAR A BOTANICAL GARDEN because he overheard what I was talking about to my student about last week, AND THEN I learn that he's also Native!!! That's really important to me, and he was telling me all about his family (we're here on his ancestral land, actually). And also he's asking me all about my work, and then straight up broke down how he was feeling about me in such a clear, direct way. He laid out his intentions. He may or may not have said he's gonna marry me, but he was trying to be chill about it 😅🫣

Anyway. This has never happened to me before. I'm like what the literal fuck is going on? Am I too traumatized for this? What is happening???

[hotchscvm]

me and my sugar pie honey boo boo ( @demonicbaby666 ) think that spencer reid is so submissive we could throw scraps of fruit at him and he’d peck at them like a chicken and shakily say thank you whilst cowering away.

[napsaps-archive]

just a reminder that sapnap witerally woves minecraft so much

[nerd-at-sea5]

my mom, watching the first ep of fallout with me: what in the literal incest?

[msboutofcontext]