#document results

[freelanceplatypus]

Dungeon Meshi modern au where both Laois and Falin are food vloggers. Laois is always travelling to remote areas and cultures to try the most "extreme" foods and bring them to light. He's known as the guy who will drink blood and slam a still wriggling bug just to comment on it's nutty flavor. Meanwhile Falin is visiting long-standing eateries and sharing the stories behind local cuisine.

Nobody actually puts together they're siblings (in part due to wildly different viewerbases) until Falin in one video mentions how she enjoys eating insects and the comment section is full of folks asking her to "collab with the bug guy". Her very next video is her and Laois smiling infront of a mukbang style platter of insects and she introduces him as her brother.

[transmascissues]

pre-anything | 1.5 years on t | 4 weeks post-op

looking at these pictures side by side like this really puts so much in perspective. all the hard parts of second puberty and surgery recovery, all the fighting with my parents over the steps it took to get here, all the hours i worked at an awful job to save up for it, all the years i spent waiting for any of this to be possible…it’s all so worth it to be where i am now.

two years ago, if you had shown me the picture on the right, i probably would’ve said that even t and top surgery could never make me look like that, no matter how much i wanted to. that was the kind of person whose pictures i would look up to as some sort of wishful thinking, never as a realistic goal, and now here i am. now that’s my body and i feel like i can relax in it and just be for the first time.

being trans is so fucking cool man.

[evercelle]

The truth is: Saihara keeps losing time. The lie is: he doesn’t know why.

-- from manic moves and drowsy dreams by @merthurlin!

a post-game saiou collab maayan and i cooked up a little bit ago! sometimes a family is you, your cats, and the brainghost who won't let you be alone...

[ckret2]

think there's a typo in ch1 on AO3:

"Are you shopping for something specific?" Soos asked with his best customer service voice. "Post cards? Snow globes? Weird taxidermy thingamajigs? Pants?"

"Oh, Mr. Pines! The original Mr. Mystery! Heh—he actually retired a few months ago. The Mystery Shack's under new management!" Soos planted his fists on his hips and puffed up his chest. "It's me, I'm the new management."

Think there should be another line between these?

Anonymous asked: i think there's a line missing in the very start of the ao3 mirror, right before "the original mr mystery" bit

Thank you both for saving my ass 🙏

[peilinsirpale]

I am committed to cooking this after the poll, with accurate percentages by weight!

In addition to the options above, spices and such will be added. They are exluded from the poll because I will not commit to potentially cooking something that's 20% rosemary.

[emodennis]

dennis reynolds/jeff winger - cooler than me

[kaiserouo]

uhhhhhhh

[allthegothihopgirls]

the world if my different medical specialists knew how to coherently communicate with each other

[alexcabotgf]

not to be true crime posting on main but i think i'm falling down the wm3 rabbit hole again

[rist-ix]

I think it’s a hugeeee spoiler or not, but would Valtor tbhtbh marry bloom? Like, propose her, and do the whole thing, even just like they both together, and Darcy doing the ceremony. Or he don’t think that’s it’s necessary? Hope you doing good!

Gonna be honest, memes aside I don’t think marriage is necessarily the cornerstone in their relationship than it is in other fictional — or even real life — pairings.

Big part of that might be that Valtor, for one, lives outside of any official systems. There are villains that do crime but still kind of have a clear position in society (the Darkling is a General and coups his way to tsar-dom, most vampires in any vampire story do pretend to lead a somewhat normal life, villains with a royal title automatically has a rank that comes with a fitting one for their romantic partner etc.)

Valtor does not. His crimes are motivated by pettiness and his hunger for power, he builds up political figures to do his dirty work when it’s practical, but does not have any political ambitions for himself — he doesn’t wanna be king of the cosmos, he just wants to be the most powerful, and that everyone knows it. He's kind of a cryptid that way, because he appears, wrecks shit, and leaves as he pleases. The most official thing in his life was probably his imprisonment on omega, and marriage tends to very much be an official kind of thing in nature, even if it’s held in private and off the record. Official-ity IS kind of the purpose.

The only real power Valtor seems to believe in is, well, power. And they already do have a magical connection, which I think would be more important and meaningful to him than - what he considers to be - a social ritual.

Add to that that Bloom is a guardian fairy, very grounded in day-to-day life, and a princess, where marriage tends to have political implications, and I don’t think she herself would be very interested in putting a legally defined term on their relationship, unless we're talking about a redeemed Valtor maybe.

That being said!

I am not very set in this headcanon! I'm pretty sure pulling a marriage off in a fic would be MORE than doable, and really interesting on top. It's just not very intuitive for me, so I’m gonna stick to the plan and go with my gut. Doesn’t mean it’s not gonna happen in a future fic, or that it’s not a really cool concept.

[eoinmcgonigal]

Okay, now I judge this guy:

Too tortured to live, too interesting to watch interact with and fuck up the ecosystem to die.

He's like the OG fucked up guy. His issues have issues. He's fascinating to watch. He's broken in ways you didn't know a guy could be broken. Delicious.

Looks: 10/10 Tortured guy issues: 1000/10 Derangement: we're-going-to-need-a-bigger-chart/10 Unhealthy coping mechanisms: 1000/10 Other: +95729374 for everything else about him Total: he's-so-fucked-up/10

If he's your fave hot guy, well you probably just watched the show. A hundred thousand prayers for us all. We love this fucked up disaster, because he's like if someone went 'oh hey what if we take lots of fucked up shit, shove it into one guy, and dial it up to max, but he's still loveable'. If we or someone we care about has an issue, Paddy probably has that issue too. He's our guy. Our fucked up, deranged, tortured guy. He is here to bear our burdens, and to be sexy while doing it. We want him to be worse. We want him to get better. He'll do both at the same time, somehow. Very, very talented.

[aryomengrande]

HOENSTLY I LOVEE YOUR SELFSHIP BOARDSS YOU DO FOR OTHERS!!!!! WE NEEEED YOURRR SELFSHIP IN ACTION!!! ATLEASTTT TEASEE US W THE HOT LOVER's NAME 😌🙏

omg thank u sm i rly enjoy making them (*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ)♡ i decided to make them ever since i downloaded this app called ‘paper by we transfer’, it’s a digital journal, it’s pretty cool! here’s what it looks like:

as for my own selfship…tbh i’m new to it, didnt know it existed until i was commissioned to make one (*/▽＼*) so i haven’t quite figured out mine yet haha i’ll probably wait for the universe to give me as sign laksjsksksks but this is probably the best u can get hehe the drabble that inspired this was inspired by me so the person u see in the art, that’s me in my teens ( ˶ˆ⤙ˆ˵ )

[hobbinch]

I'm so fucking furious how common it is for a surgeon to get a reputation for working with trans ppl, and then turn out to be an awful butcher who's power tripping on treating such a particularly vulnerable population who have limited choices for where to go at all.

[bredforloyalty]

i almost understand american football now. i feel like this is why i'm going to hell

[steinbit]

i can't believe it.. . . i actually officially just handed in my thesis... .

[boyslit]

youre getting a word bec its edicutoute . edicate. ediqette. and because ilu. oh god this is hard. uhhhh. hb "wait"

and you are getting more fantasy AU O'Malley bc i love him teehee~ also with some lab assistant/journeyman potion arteest Cronut

“Did you go to see Gene?” When he nodded, Cronut gave him a knowing smirk. “That little miser must have left you painfully unsatisfied if you came all the way down here to enter our little hole.”

O’Malley’s voice boomed suddenly in the little cavern room that served as the laboratory. “QUIET, YOU FOOLS! I NEED ABSOLUTE SILENCE FOR THE CULMINATION OF MY DASTARDLY SPELL!”

Felix rolled his eyes, and Cronut folded his arms with a huff.

They waited for a few moments before O’Malley turned from the boiling cauldron and sighed. He put his hands on his hips, robe sleeves rolled up to the elbows with his face still fully shaded by the deep hood. Spots of purple light peered out at Felix.

“Oh, it’s the stabby lad again. Well, what sort of brick-a-brack have you brought to my evil abode?”

from the MaceFace au lol

"Dude, you guys are fucked up," Epsilon says.

"And?"

"Just saying."

"Well, now what? Can we drive this tin can back to base?" Sarge asks. Simmons investigates the controls.

"It looks like he tried to take a lot of stuff offline and delete things before we got here," he says, trying to reactivate things. "It'll take a little while to see if I can pull anything back online. We might have to wait for rescue."

"Ugh, finally," Grif sighs, "I'm taking a nap."

Sharkface lives AU #45674225535

“Wash?” Carolina and Epsilon are looking at him. “What are we doing? The reactor isn’t going to wait for us to catch up.”

Sharkface is sitting back on his heels, watching Wash with a mix of yearning, betrayal, pain and indecision on his face. Wash reaches out a hand. “Come with us?”

“You should just leave me here to die, David. It’ll probably hurt less than whatever bullshit apologies you have for me,” Sharkface mutters, glaring at the pavement.

“Sure, I'll get right on that,” Wash mutters, and punches him in the head. He hoists Sharkface’s figure over his shoulders. “Get the helmet,” he says to the others. “Probably comm frequencies and coords we can use.”