#edible icecream

[morethansalad]

Lavender Ice Cream with Chocolate Tahini Bits (Vegan)

[bobis-dead]

Genderfluid peeps, do you want at least a few different names that correspond with your fluctuating gender identity or one solid name that fits any gender mood?

No judgment, just curious! I personally like to have a lot of different names that I can go by and was wondering if anyone else does too♥︎

[seaadc]

SPOILERS NEW UPDATE LANTERN RITE:

🐉🐉🐉🐉

AHHH GAMING IS SO CUTE AHHHHHHHHHH GAMING GAMING YOUR MY SON NOWWWW AAAHGGHHHH MY SWEET LITTLE BABY😭😭😭😭 HIS MY SON NOW

Ms. Neuvillette~

im your daughter in law. period.

HES SO GGGGHHGHHHSHHA??????? im not normal with his hair at all, its so rrraaahhh😭

[wheremermaidsdwell]

at family christmas i took the bullet for the fam and went to church with my mom and she was not feeling the church we picked out meanwhile i LOVED THEM (as much as i can love a christian church) if i was still christian this is the type of church i would choose.

unfortunately for everyone involved i'm agnostic pagan but a bad one because i missed celebrating the solstice, which i do easily 1/2 the time.

[naomiarai]

im having ice cream for dinner, im in no mood to cook rn lol even tho its 1.30 am

[peaches-and-honey-and-the-moon]

Very excited to be kidnapped in a few hours, we're going to a weed store and going to ice cream

[roseytoesy]

Vore trope list

Screw it I’ve been looking for a list of vore tropes and stuff and can’t seem to find any! so you know what I’m going to make my own.

(Almost all of these I imagine as safe or has the option to be safe.)

Feel free to use this as an ask game too!

Story tropes:

Knight in shining armor (protection vore)

A heroic meal (protection vore but eating the bad guy)

Dragons sacrifice (poor soul(s) offered to a monster)

A bet (stupid idea + pride leads to shenanigans)

Feral/ lost to instincts (pred looses control of themselves)

Oh no you don’t! (Pred keeping prey from doing something stupid)

Tummy time out (prey annoyed/upset pred too much and ended in tummy as punishment)

Extreme cuddling (just as it says. both wanna be cozy together and what better way than inside a tum?)

dentist (thorough cleaning but with its own risks of being eaten due to being within a mouth)

vore spa day (covered in delicious smelling oils and products and given a deep massage deep into a pred)

magic! (Potions or spells making this small and safe)

sci-fi (aliens and other biological/scientific shenanigans leading to vore)

willingly “sacrificed” to a god

food play (from noodles to cakes and icecream get creative and have fun!)

Saved from drowning (merfolk or lifeguard making sure someone gets the air they need inside where they will be safe)

fearful (I don’t like the sound of fearplay)

cat and mouse games (pred having fun while the prey may or may not, depending)

hide and eat (hide and seek but the seeker is very hungry~)

Any taur vore (from nagas to centaurs, to driders, to anything you can think of!)

multiple stomaches (a safe one/storage and one not so safe one maybe)

slimes (pred or prey they can be both!)

edible clones (best way to remove extras is to eat them!)

high vore (they either got high from the prey or the pred was high and got munchy)

dinner dates (ending with an amazing prey dessert to finish off a successful date)

inexperienced/first time (weather it’s pred or prey is so good)

shy (either pred or prey struggle to ask.)

casual (just walk up to friend and say I want in. Or can I have a snack for a bit. Shrug and relax for an hour or two)

kidnapping (best way to ensure transportation and that they won’t get away)

object vore (from a small key to a fricken box tv. The bulges are always a fun plus)

Come and get it~ (pred ate item/person prey needs so they have to go down to get it)

sick (pred needs something to settle their stomach, or prey wants to hide away from the world and their troubles.)

comfort (help ground a pred during a panic attack. Help hide prey from anxieties)

A different form of love (other species licking and gently swallowing their loved ones as signs of affection.)

healing vore (stomach juices heal things alive and break apart anything dead.)

tough soft guy. (Scary/intimidating with a soft spot for one special prey.)

multiple prey (weather the pred was gluttonous or overwhelmed both are good.)

super willing and unwilling (pred excited to nom someone and they are not ok with it. And a super willing prey where the pred is somewhat worried/freaked out)

VIP (very important prey, gets a nice backstage show ending in a belly.)

sleep eating (pred had a nice dream about eating a marshmallow. Where’s their pillow/prey??)

another world (maybe somewhere where this is normal)

betrayal (prey gets gobbled up by friend and feels betrayed that they were nothing more than a meal/snack to who they thought they could trust.)

always close (pred hugging belly close or always having a hand over their precious cargo)

experiments! (Scientists doing things inside just because they are curious!)

overprotective (either pred or prey but they are possessive of their friend they aren’t allowed to be eaten by/eat anyone else!)

teasing (being charismatic or using double meaning words to get a snack or message across~)

domestic (a happy couple/ roommates sharing some nomes after cleaning together or getting things settled from the days adventures.)

robot (safely store items and prey at optimal temperatures and in a safe environment until threat has passed, or scans are completed, etc)

mine! (Hoarding things where NOONE can get to without their permission)

strings/equipment included (keeping prey on something to help them get out, though it may or may not fail depending on the pred)

demons deal (you got what you want and what they want in return is a nice meal~)

drink addition (prey floating in a drink and going down to their own special pool)

hot and cold (hot belly’s for cold days and cool belly’s for hot days)

It was an accident! (Took a tumble right down someone’s throat?! Or they didn’t notice someone in their drink)

Other:

Same size

half size

g/t

micro

cat size

willing

unwilling

squirming

switch

pred

prey

reformation

goopy/ painless digestion

fatal/perminant

oral

belly mouth

tail

Vore to endosoma

Half/full tour clean

dream vore

energy sapping

bulging stomach

hammer space stomach/ pocket dimension belly

[yeuc-c]

I feel very very hyper-fixated on Regretevator rn :3

will spud get more dialogue???

will crem have a bigger role??

do uyou have a favourite ship??

will there be an NPC based off the axolotl sun?!?!!??!?!!?!?!??

will WilliamPlayz57 ever be seen again?

any facts about crem that isnt friends with poob or good listener????????

1. Yes absolutely

2. We want to give him one, but we don't currently have anything planned

3. Probably the titanic

4. I was conceptualizing something similar to that but I'm not sure if roblox would allow me to add it to the game because of religious themes

5. Yes, william is currently in game

6. Crem is made entirely of icecream, but isn't edible to humans because it is incredibly poisonous!!

[life-winners-liveblog]

Ok! let's stop giving Martyn sharp objects, which is a rule that would apply to any Martyn to be honest

You know what you need? FOOD!!!!!

*give LL!Martyn edible slime, give LL!Martyn M&ms, give LL!Martyn edible playdough, give last life Martyn Nerds (the candy), Give LL!Martyb Cotton candy in a pot, Give LL!Martyn gummy worms, Give LL!Martyn icecream in box, Give LL!Martyn boba tea, Give LL! Martyn soup, Give LL!Martyn candy, Give LL! Martyn Bacon, Give LL!Martyn Milk, Give LL!Martyn-*

LL!Martyn: Where am I supposed to keep all of this?! You can't possibly expect me to eat all of this.

LimL!Jimmy: I can put most of it in my shulker-

LL!Martyn: Where in the world did you get a shulker box?

LimL!Jimmy: I stole it! (From the winners when you guys accidentally sent him to the winner void)

[absolutely-correct-little-shop]

What if their were moments between Audrey and the urchins

man i wish there was! i love the little we see of their relationship i canon and i desperately want more. here's what i came up with

Ronnette: Do you guys want to see a butterfly? Audrey: Ooh, yes please! Crystal: I'm not going to stop what I'm doing to look at a stupid bug. Ronnette: It's not a bug though... Crystal: Chiffon: Audrey: Crystal: Well I still don't want to see. Audrey, realising: Please don't throw— Ronnette: [throws a stick of butter]

~~

Audrey: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie- Ronnette: Eyy, homie! Crystal: But then there's cootie... Chiffon: Die.

~~

Chiffon: Is stabbing someone immoral? Crystal: Not if they consent to it. Ronnette: Depends on who your stabbing. Audrey: YES?!?

~~

Crystal: Why do you act like we’re three year olds? Audrey, exasperated: WHY?!? Audrey points at Ronnette: YOU TRIED TO HIJACK A CAR! Audrey points at Chiffon: YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A ROOF! Audrey points at Crystal: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND! Audrey: AND YOU ASK ME WHY????

~~

Audrey: Everyone thinks I'm this soft cute person but I'm not! Ronnette: Audrey, you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday. Audrey: It had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and I killed it! Chiffon: ...It was a bug. Audrey: It was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and I really don't get why you all think I'm so sentimental because I'm not! Ronnette: ... Chiffon: ... Audrey: Stop looking at me like that!

~~

Ronnette: Can we go out to get icecream? Audrey: Did you ask Chiffon? Ronnette: She said no. Audrey: Then why did you ask me? Ronnette: She's not the boss of you. Audrey, internally: It's a trap it's a trap it's a tra—

~~

Audrey, holding in her laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing? Chiffon: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language. Audrey: Audrey: Water you doing?

~~

Audrey: Chiffon told me that brown is just navy orange, and I have never been more disappointed with something I agree with.

~~

Chiffon: A SPIDEEER!!!!!! Ronnette: KILL IT! SMASH IT! Audrey: BURN IT! Chiffon: STAB IT! WITH A KNIFE! GET ME THE SHOTGUN! Crystal: Awww, it’s so cute! Look at it!

~~

Audrey: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess? Ronnette: Your life? Audrey: I-well yes, but—

~~

Audrey: I’m sad. Ronnette: Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das. Ronnette: And das not good.

~~

Crystal: I think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we're born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun little surprise. Audrey: What's the surprise? Chiffon: Blood poisoning.

~~

Chiffon: How has life been treating you lately? Audrey: Horribly.

~~

Audrey: Guys! I found a 10 dollar bill! Audrey: [looks around] … Should I keep it? Chiffon: Audrey, just do the right thing. Ronnette: And put in your bag. Chiffon: No—

~~

Audrey: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life. Chiffon: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Audrey: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Ronnette: Edible.

~~

Crystal: New year, new me. Audrey: It’s August. Crystal: Time is an illusion.

[morethansalad]

Vegan Blueberry Ice Cream

[yes-eat-you-up]

First Feeder Meetup

I have to skip the stufftember challenge today, last night was the first time I met up with a real feeder. He had been messaging me for a few weeks on Fetlife and I figured why not, I've fantasized about it for a long time! I had no idea what I was getting into, we went to get sushi and I got 3 rolls which was so good, after we went for Boba.

I mentioned I had a major sweet tooth and loved icecream in passing, when we went to my apartment he blind folded me and fed me some donuts but then used a funnel for melted ice-cream... it was fun at first but god it never seemed to end.

I kinda forgot a lot of what was going on as I had a massive edible but I woke up this morning still stuffed, so much that I had to call in to work, it was super hot but way more intense than I imagined. 231 this morning, I nearly to my goal that I had set up for the end of the year already...

[weirdmageddon]

so here’s my impression of what weed feels like while i was on it because people are way too vague about how it feels and i couldnt imagine it so i tried to be more specific regarding actual sensations that stood out to me in the moment. but i feel like people would be better able to imagine it reading this. this is based off an edible with 10mg Δ9 thc and 75mg cbd per gummy but ive only taken 1/4, 1/2, and 3/4 for sessions, not a full gummy yet

first sign it’s kicked in is whiteness in peripheral field of vision. not bright white but it looks like the periphery is lighter

moving feels heavier/feels a bit like gravity’s increased. more resistance against the air. on 3/4 gummy, started to feel like moving through water or a liquid especially in the dark on my phone

the best description i can come up with is it feels like perceiving the world in 60 fps (as opposed to 30fps) not just visually but your sense of balance and weight and senses, like there’s more frames

i can feel everything in my mouth touching each other, feels like more sensory neurons per unit of surface area

whatever direction you decide to take a thought, it amplifies it. like the secret stones in totk. e.g. more extremes between hot and cold (hots are hotter and colds are colder). think that zit on your face stands out? now it’s more prominent. this applies to abstract thoughts too. often think to myself “oh yeah i’m just high and that’s fine”

pareidolia. there’s no visual hallucinations of things that aren’t there, but your interpretation of what is literally there like seeing patterns in clouds is deeper

you can manifest a mental sensation when you think about it. e.g. thinking you taste icecream and actually phantom tasting it

makes me feel groggy after waking up but in a relaxed way, just chill sleepy

[bulletinboard-writings]

4 F's of February

Feast: Dialogue

It started as pickup lines, then some random bug got in my brain and the end of the month looks nothing like the rest... Regardless, enjoy and write responsibly.

"Want a raisin? No? How about a date?"

"You owe me a drink. Because when I saw you, I dropped mine."

"Let’s taco ‘bout how amazing you are over tacos and margaritas next week."

"Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you."

"We should go out for coffee sometime. Because I like you a latte."

"Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie."

"Know what's on the menu today? Me 'n u."

"Do you want some wine to go with this cheesy pickup line?"

"Is your name Chamomile? Because you look like a hot-tea."

"Let’s make a deal: I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast."

*with a rose in hand* "I just wanted to show this rose what true beauty is."

"Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of edible."

"You really are eye candy 'cause you're giving my eyes cavities."

"My lips are Skittles, wanna taste the rainbow? "

"Are you a coffee person or a tea person?"

"Maybe we should talk about this later? Over dinner?"

"Have you ever tried (obscure restaurant)? Would you like to?"

"How can you eat after watching that?"

"Please don't tell me you're one of the people who bites their icecream..."

"Smells nice in here, shame we only came in here because it's raining cats and dogs."

"So, what was it you wanted to talk about?"

"Is there anything on this menu that isn’t swimming in gravy?"

"For the record, no. That place wasn't worth the trip."

"I don't have much of a sweet tooth." -snarky friend- "But you have a crush on [Name]?"

"What is this even supposed to taste like? I can't put my finger on it."

"You wouldn't have slipped some pepper in my tea, would you?" *tense moment of silence* "LIAR!"

"Remind me why I'm going through this much effort for a coffee."

"All I want to do is go home, binge my shows, and eat chips... is that too much to ask?"

Here are a few extras for anyone who wants them.

Those tense moments before/after placing an order.

"So... do you come here often?"

Small talk with the server (or a whole therapy session with the southern hospitality type)

"Ow. I can't believe I bit my tongue."

"You ever have a headache so bad, you can't eat? Even when you know the problem is that you haven't eaten... the monotonous task of chewing just makes it worse."

Buy me a Kofi?

[ask-the-dweets]

Lil foodie Dweets! and Dwi :P

Tiger tail (or Tiger Tiger) icecream is orange flavoured icecream with black licorice stripes, turns out it's a Canadian thing :P Perfect for Dwi anyway~

Then, of course, we have pepperoni pizza, dragon fruit sorbet, and fruit cake!

Watch out though, these guys aren't very edible

[highwehyrat]

Creamed whip

Nsfw

Todoroki Shoto x G.N reader

Chill Saturdays with your significant other were your thing. The both of you lazing on the bed scrolling through social media with the occasional chuckle from a meme.

While scrolling through tiktok you came across a barista's page. On this specific tiktok they happened to be making a drink topped with whipped cream. Satisfied with the outcome you liked the tiktok and scrolled. Three videos after your for-you page was now filled with whipped cream deserts. Unsurprisingly the craving for whipped cream crept it's way into your mind.

You swiftly got up and entered the kitchen quickly grabbing the newly bought can of whipped cream. You indulged in a short pump of the fluffy sweetness before settling yourself back onto your shared bed. It wasn't long after where you saw a high quality picture of your significant other right after his last mission.

He undoubtedly looked amazing, edible even, as if crafted by Aphrodite herself. A blazing heat found itself gathering between your legs, you shifted slightly from the sitting position you were in in a feeble attempt to cool down. In the process you so happened to catch a glimpse of Shoto's sweatpants. The groin area of his grey sweatpants to be exact.

"What are you doing?" He asks slightly short of breath as he gazes down at you slowly pulling down his sweatpants. "Calm down, I just wanna try something is all. Do you trust me?". He lets out a small nod giving you the consent to carry on with your shenanigans.

You free his flaccid dick and place it in one hand, the fingers of one free hand migrate steadily to his balls. You gently massage them before bringing two fingers to his perineum and deeply massaging the erogenous zone.

A soft moan is emanated from the icy lips of the Hero beneath you. His pale skin quickly flashes a rosy pink. He switches off his phone and places it to the side. "Babe," he moans carelessly. You chuckle softly, knowing he hasn't even experienced the worst of it yet.

You drag a flat tongue from the base of his balls all the way to the tip of his cock making sure to slightly hook your tongue over his frenulum.

Aa-aahah baby

Precum dribbles down his cherry red tip down to the rest of his throbbing shaft, giving his prominent veins a shimmery glow to them. You take the first third of him into you mouth and let it sit there while your hands worked on the rest of the two thirds. Soon enough you felt him twitch in your mouth, you immediately stopped your ministrations to his cock and with a sharp pop took him out of your mouth.

You sat back to admire your good work. With his cock now fully mounted your mission could finally reach its climax.

"Doll please don't tease me like that, please baby finish me off, promise to get you anything you want afterwards, Bab-ahhh nngggg ah mfff!!"

You immediately cut off his whines by piping ice cold whipped cream over him. You made sure to tail the end of the cream at the tip of his cock.

His eyes rolled into his skull at the sight of you licking the cream off of him. You let out lewd moans of satisfaction which vibrated over his sensitised penis. A particular suck at the base led to his release all over the remaining cream.

The interaction of warm cum over the cold cream resulted in the cream melting and dripping down his shaft and onto his trim pubes like icecream down the cone. Without giving him the opportunity to collect himself you immediately set to work and begin lapping up the creamy cum.

The loud and lewd slurps encouraged Shoto's moans to grow into vocal groans, grunts and the occasional high pitched cracked squeal. After all the cream had been cleaned up from him, you took him in your mouth and sucked on him while you gently bobbed your head up and down.

In the occasion that he'd finally get the strength to bring his irises to the front of his face he'd be met by your lust filled gaze that'd steal the little strength he'd managed mustered.

His second and last arrival of the day was accompanied by breathy screams of your names, and the convulsing of his toned legs. Warm ropes of his pleasure shot into your mouth and dripped down the corner of your lips. You swallowed the amount you managed and let the rest drip back onto his overstimulated dick.