#enjoy the chaos

[brekitten]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Batfamily Members (DCU) & Danny Fenton Characters: Danny Fenton, Alfred Pennyworth, Bruce Wayne, Damian Wayne, Dick Grayson, Tim Drake, Jason Todd, Duke Thomas, Stephanie Brown, Barbara Gordon Additional Tags: April Fools' Day, Pranks and Practical Jokes, Danny Fenton-centric, Crack Summary:

It's April Fools Day, and our favorite ghost boy is ready. It's practically tradition at the Wayne household to prank at least one person in the family on April Fools. Surely they won't mind him engaging in that tradition, right?

Consequences? What're those?

Or,

Danny pranks the Bats on April Fools Day.

Thanks go to @the-infamous-only for being my beta, and to everyone that gave me ideas for this! This wouldn't have happened without yall, so thank you!

[mythical-bookworm]

NOVEMBER 12TH!

HAPPY NOVEMBER 12th! Here's to the most chaotic day in the timestream. :) To celebrate, enjoy some memes:

[teddy-bear-d]

And with a turn of events due to the multiverse collapsing Ariana Griande and Ratsune Miku hold a hit revival concert tour

[ameliagiovanna0]

Thoughts on The Rookie 6x02

This might include some repeats of things I've already said/posted, but I wanted to include it here just to get all of my thoughts in one place lol

Daddy Cop 😂😂😂😂😂😂

For a hot second, I thought it was the wrong episode

The choir showed up and then the guitarist. PURE GOLD I LOVE IT SO MUUUCCCHHH

Nolan was so pissed 🤣

Henry called Bailey. Too cute

Nolan literally had a jump scare seeing Randy 😂 He's so unhinged and I love it every time

Luna is always wonderful. She's close to everyone under her husband's command too

Tim shutting his office door with Lucy standing outside was so despondent :(

Yes, the angst is there, but so is the humor, and that, overall, out-weighed the angst. The humor on this show is always top tier. I'm always here for it

The scene between Lucy, Tim, and Angela is one of my favorites, tbh. Angela is such a chaos gremlin and I love her for it. And more Chenford arguing. It's not light hearted like it usually is, but I like to see the different sides to their relationship.

Angela: Let what go? Tim and Lucy: Nothing.

... Tim: Fine. Whatever. Lucy: Great. Angela: Maybe I'll go too. Grab some popcorn on the way for the show Tim: You're not funny Angela: I'm hysterical. Ask Wesley THIS IS WHY I LOVE HER

Gotta admit, Nolan and Bailey both trying to keep each other from finding out things to keep the other calm is pretty cute.

This DJ is so unhinged lol. Bailey shooed Nolan out being like "please don't arrest this guy and make our wedding even more difficult than it already is." First the switchblade, then a robbery, and the molly was the last straw 😂 Bailey's face said it all

Lucy being like, "ok, go ahead" and Tim saying "ladies first" I just-- 😂😂 They're so perfect for each other

Reason #95238 that Lucy Chen is amazing: "I have to look amazing in a dress tomorrow. Nobody care what you look like. He's huge. I'm not fighting him." Tim fighting this giant ass dude simply because his girlfriend asked him to will never not be hilarious and pretty adorable to me. And the fact that the only reason she didn't want to fight him was because she wanted to look good in her dress will never not be badass to me

The Hammer just THREW Tim into those cabinets, across a table, into a TV, over the back of a couch, and against a bed not once but twice. Tim HELD HIS OWN. I know it shouldn't have been, but it was really hot. Poor baby crawled to the coffee table for the ring. THEN, proceeded to hand it to his girlfriend while on one knee and bleeding. LUCY AND I ARE BOTH ABSOLUTELY FINE I PROMISE. He didn't realize it at first, but he definitely did once Lucy stood there stuttering at him. He tried to hand it to her and she just sort of froze. Her brain short circuited and he panicked, and it was all perfect. She still managed to compliment him on the fight though 😂

Lucy: Good job Tim: Yeah, thanks Lucy: You ok? Tim: Yeah, I'm great. *falls over*

It's too funny 😂😂

Angela and Nyla are bestie goals 😁🥰

I love the cuts between the bachelor and bachelorette parties 

Celina bringing up Lucy's future bachelorette party because she knows that she and Tim are a forever kind of thing 😩

Lucy scooted so far into Tim, oh my God. Bestie was practically in his lap

Lucy: I knew it! You just kill them?! Tim: Yes! Because they're bugs.

 I can't, they exasperated way Tim said 'yes!" was just hilarious to me

The little breath that Tim lets out before he says yes to loving Lucy was like, "Do you really even have to ask? Yes, of course I love you. There's no other option."

Tim and Lucy spotting each other across the courtyard and then again across the dance floor. They're always going to find each other whether it's buried alive in the desert or at a friend's wedding, which seems to be their thing now 😩

Aw Luna finishing her degree. I seriously love her and I love her and Grey together. He's so supportive of her, it's just so clear that they're a strong, loving unit

"Sit down, German" had me wheezing. Grey's delivery is everything 😂😂😂

Bailey's entrance was pretty adorable, ngl

A lot of people were saying how Bailey's vows were really beautiful and how it was so great seeing her say those things and mean it after she had been in an abusive marriage, and I couldn't agree more. She was right, what she said was simple, but it covered everything it needed to. And I think it was really beautiful in its simplicity. Nolan's vows were really great too. He's not normally great with words, but it was really sweet, and it's really obvious how much does cherish Bailey. 

Ah and Henry made it!! I miss seeing him. I do wish we got to see Abigail too though. I LOVED her. Plus, their relationship is adorable. 

The dance floor scene with everybody was so cute, omg!! I loved it. Everybody looked so happy and like they were having so much fun. Jenna even said it felt like a real wedding

Aaron and Celina watching Lucy look at Tim across the dance floor was amazing. They're so invested in their relationship, and I think it's hilarious. Chenford had groupies on screen too 🤭😂

I felt so bad for Aaron. He's not handling everything very well, and I do think he was kinda hyper-focusing on Celina a little. It's natural after a shared trauma like that. But he tried to kiss her and she shut him down. It was sad. I was really trying not to like them as a couple, but I kinda do now. IDK

Chenford rampage incoming:

It seems like they arrived separately, but they still sat together at the ceremony and honestly looked like they were enjoying themselves. So to me, that's just an other testament of how solid they are even if though they're fighting

Tim couldn't take it anymore and went pulled Lucy onto the dance floor. He knows they have more talking to do, but he wanted to be close to her. And her pulled her out to If I Ain't Got You of all songs. ARE YOU JOKING????? *squeaks* The way he looked at her when he walked over to her and the way Luna looked at Lucy AHHHHHH. Nope, Imma need a minute

Lucy dragged her hand down Tim's chest and looked him up and down and Tim leaning into her, looking at her lips like LET ME BREATHE

Lucy running her hand through his hair

AND NO ONE CAN TELL ME THIS WAS JUST A COINCIDENCE 

Lucy did not say, "We're gonna get through this. I love you." with this playing in the background just for the hell of it 

Some people want it all

But I don't want nothing at all 

If I ain't got you, baby

Some people want diamond rings

Some just want everything

But everything means nothing

If I ain't got you, yeah

IT WAS DELIBERATE BESTIES 

More thoughts on their fight. Highly recommend checking out the points @sylvies-chen, @morganupstead, and @sisterofficerlucychen made. Of course, my thoughts are also in there

When Lucy said that she loved Tim, in true Chenford fashion, and despite the serious moment, Tim couldn't help but argue (affectionate) with her saying he wasn't sure until he hooked her up to a lie detector. Lucy smacking him. Ugh I just love their banter so much

Aaron came up behind them and Tim was so caught off guard. His facial expressions were very on point for annoyed!Tim. Plus, Aaron was right. Chenford is solid. I'm not worried about them. Is there going to be angst in the future? Yes. Is it going to break them? Not a chance. Their relationship is strong. It's built on friendship and mutual respect. Tim has always respected Lucy, even as a rookie. Yeah, she annoyed him, but she had the guts to stand up to him in ways that no other rookie did, or would have survived doing

EXSQUEEZE ME where you y'all coming from that you came up the stairs together??

end of chenford ramage 

James offering to get everyone's go-bags and Wesley automatically jumping into help. They're helping their women and being good friends. I love it

"Sit you ass down and do some praying" This is why I love Tim 😂

Randy and Chastity being the responsible ones for once keeping Aaron occupied

Super random, but why does Nolan have police lights in his personal truck, but Tim doesn't? You'd think a Metro Liaison Sergeant having them would be more likely than a random training officer 

Celina, my love, this is why you bring backup when you go to meet CIs

Tim in a dress shirt and tie with rolled up sleeves. Dear God   🥵🥵

I was not expecting Nolan to just throw the guy out the window. He's the most laid back out of all of him, and he didn't even hesitate, just pushed him out of at least a second story window. I-- 🤨😂

Poor Bailey flopped on the bed just still in her wedding dress 😂

[aprettyfeverdream]

Dick*sitting minding his own business* Talia: “Richard”

Dick:

Talia: “Richard!”

Dick *turns around to see Talia holding Damian upside down by his ankles while Damian cackles*

[bobfloydsbabe]

3 wip tag game

Rules: post snippets/screenshots/etc. from three of your WIPs! art or fic! tag as many people as you like! (created by @limetimo)

Thank you to four wonderful friends for tagging me: @bradshawsbitch, @blue-aconite, @wkndwlff, and @sylviebell.

mob boss bob floyd x oc – penthouse smut (actual title tbd) 18+/minors dni

He tastes her slick folds, gathers her arousal in his mouth, and moans when she chants his name. “Taste so good,” he tells her, nose bumping against her clit making her jolt against him. He’s painfully hard and desperate for friction, but his focus is on Abby who’s whining above him. “Bob, please, I need–hmm–please, your fingers.” He looks up at her through hooded eyes, mouth detaching from her core with a smirk. “Think you can take it?” He teases and runs a digit through her folds.

librarian!bob floyd x oc - unnamed one-shot

“The party isn’t going to plan itself, is it?” The crease between his brows deepened, pushing his glasses down his nose. “I thought your publisher was in charge of that.” Norah snorted. “Alice is a great agent, but I saw the release party she organized for Elizabeth Janvi. It was boring.” She grabbed her bag from the floor and slipped it onto her shoulder. “I’d rather chew off my own arm and feed it to dogs than have her be in charge of planning.”

rhett abbott x oc – linger chapter 3

She grins, shoving at his hard chest so his ass hits the soft mattress. “Letting you sleep it off,” she tells him and reaches for the buttons on his flannel. “I’ll take the couch,” he insists, sounding more sober than he did just a second ago. Lou shakes her head, slowly but surely undoing the buttons, revealing a black t-shirt underneath. “You won’t fit,” she argues and eases the shirt off his shoulders. The muscles ripple and move under her touch as he tries to stand. “Neither will you.” He’s not wrong. Rhett only has an inch, maybe two, on Lou, so if his feet would dangle over the edge, so would hers.

NO PRESSURE TAGS: @joaquinwhorres, @seresinsweetie, @ereardon, @lewmagoo, @sebsxphia, @delopsia, @roosterbruiser, @rhettabbotts, @teacupsandtopgun, @thedroneranger, @anniesocsandgeneralstore, @withahappyrefrain, and anyone else who wants to do it. If you've already done it, please ignore this.

[bamboo72498]

Part Four of my unhinged SVU notes.

Season 19 edition!

[evanoraray]

where,  — Trail of Sikkerhe closed  — @wordsmithings

Evanora rarely found herself in the company of many people; she liked spending time as far away from them, as possible. On her own, is how people usually saw her. The stage, had long been forgotten — no longer a place of comfort, but rather her own, small area where an executioner would swing a heavy axe above her head, and people would throw tomatoes at her. No, the stage had to be replaced by something, anything — there must be something she found joy in.

The trail was fairly empty, with people coming down to either have a drink, or stuff their mouths. Empty, but not entirely — a familiar silhouette moving in her peripheral. Empty, but not enough for her to use magic, and pull out the man by his collar and send him flying her way. Still, magic had other purposes, than to maim — Evanora already knew who the man was. "Desperate enough to show up again? Suits you."

[pendinganchor]

(before the post starts: to everyone who follows me for stranger things i’m sorry you have to deal with my random adventures into other fandoms — this is for the marauders fandom so if you don’t care about that feel free to scroll 💞 and also as always fuck jkr)

me: this fic is going to be so fucking full of angst and jealousy and toxicity with rosekiller endgame

also me:

It’s silent for a moment— Barty convinced the Gryffindor’s eyes could bore into his soul if he let him stare long enough. “You’ve never needed to simply feel something, Potter?”

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[Barty] lowered his voice, a hand almost absently reaching up to the other boy’s face. His middle finger ran down his jawline. “What does [Regulus] see in you?”

“What-?”

“He’s never looked at me the way he looks at you. What are you doing that I wasn’t?”

-

“I can move. Do you want-“

“No, stay.” James laid back down. It was dark, but Barty reached up anyway. His hand started in James’ hair then ran down to his cheek. His middle finger traced his jaw again— like it had that night on the tower. “I can see what he sees in you now.”

me in some tags AFTER i wrote the stuff above:

BRO OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES YOU SHIP IT AND THIS IS HAPPENING

[findmeabowlofundertale]

INCORRECT QUOTES TIME

There’s more

[honey-rye]

art dump

[transwicky]

Ok ok ok au where Johnson is a trans woman in the closet.

The only person who knows is Shitty, but he physically cannot DO ANYTHING.

Shitty is angry and upset for her, and rants to Lardo often without naming Johnson, and poor Lardo thinks Shitty has a crush on Johnson.

Chaos ensues as Jack gets in on this, thinking Shitty likes this girl too.

[dailyxisumavoid]

[142] chaos

[chaoticdemigod06]

*Breaks into your window with a plate of cookies*

[galaxygutz]

THERE IS NOW A DISCORD SERVER FOR SUPERGIANT ROBOTS!!! It’s still in the works so join at ur own risk. Shit will change so have fun!

[jessajaguar]

✨ "It's a cruel and random world, but the chaos is all so beautiful." - Hiromu Arakawa ✨