#family of good genes

[colorful-white-ideas]

DUDE I JUST SAW THE NEW VID OF VALTER , YES, VALTER SKARSGÅRD FOR CAFE MAGAZINE AND I DONT THINK THIS CAPS ARE BIG ENOUGH

Hello hello there mr Valter, looking good today huh ?

[porunareff]

🌟 JoJos 🌟

[laz-kay]

"Is everyone else's bed the size of our kitchen?" "What? No. These beds are small. Did you say yours is big?" "Uhh no! Goodnight!"

Bob's Burgers, The Nightmare 2 Days Before Christmas (S14: E10)

[samthechaotic]

*Me a medical student reading Batman 138*

What the actual fuck? DOES THIS WRITER KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HUMAN'S BIOCHEMISTRY?? HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO "FALL IN LOVE" AND LIVE A NORMAL LIFE WHEN ADRENALINE IS AN ESSENTIAL PART OF FALLING IN LOVE AND HAVING KIDS!!!

*10 mins later*

ADRENALINE?? ARE U FCKING FR???

*40 mins later*

I COULD SPEND AN ENTIRE MONTH ON WHY THIS IS MEDICALLY SO WRONG AND IT WILL NOT BE ENOUGH!!!

[wandering-tides]

IT's CHOCO-BERU!!!!

Screaming, throwing, Crying,

HE LOOKS SO FINE!!

Looking at him heals my heart, My Beautiful, Handsome, Pretty Prince :3

I love him so much, you have no idea 🥰

[drawthething]

In my heart for the last day at Wagstaff Tina writes the weirdest most epic reunion love story of a former-president janitor and an Italian opera singer and gifts it to Mr Branca

No actual hate on tuna pizza btw. Zeke just has kinda crappy opinions sometimes 😔

[glitter-alienz]

yall remember good genes from 2k3 tmnt? yaaah..

snake-turtle mutant, very creature

[doodles of donnie with leo and mikey] [donnie kills mikey (comic)]

[kiwizono]

I’M NOT OKAY.

[siderains]

scott boy sinister literally made a clone of your wife, manipulated her, used her as a weapon, kidnapped your baby, helped a genocidal machine to kill a whole nation of your kind and you’re gonna look me in the eye and tell me this is magneto’s fault because the energy run out

[aurorangen]

Another time skip and Robbie has aged up!

[accio-victuuri]

wang yibo - one & only douyin update

[lunetual]

KIHYUNS OF ALL TIME (19/x)   ↳ [20220214 VLIVE: 그래도 발렌타인데이니까]

[the-unconquered-queen]

Conducting a very important poll of public opinion:

[purplesimmer455]

Back in the ✨️alternate universe✨️ for a bit:

So, in the main universe, Tess met and dated Amy Wu for a few weeks before they split amicably, neither of them wanting a serious relationship. Tess went on to marry Megan (who happens to be Amy’s cousin) and Amy married Chloe Zhao-Roswell.

In this universe, Tess and Amy kept dating for 6 months, and then made it official. Two years later, when they were 23, Tess proposed to Amy and the two got married in a small ceremony with Tess’s moms, siblings, cousin Luna and her wife Chrissy and kids, as well as Amy’s dad, stepmom Savanna, baby brother Darren, cousin Megan, and Megan’s wife Iseul in attendance.

Two years after this, Amy and Tess started discussing the idea of having kids. They'd discussed this early on in the relationship, and both had been open to the idea but weren't ready. After talking about it now and going through options like pregnancy, adoption, etc, they decided to get a surrogate (and excuse the bad science because I love using the game's same-sex pregnancy option 😅) and used both of their eggs to have their daughter, who they named Ming Alice Feldman-Wu. Ming after Amy’s late mom Ming Wu, and Alice after Tess’s grandma Alice Spencer-Kim.

Now, Ming's 6½ years old and she looks mostly like Amy* but she goes after Tess as well. Plus, she has both of her moms' love of sports and is in her school's little league baseball team. She loves making crafts like her mom Amy and helps her with some diy projects, and she has her mama Tess’s interest in science, although she's not as good at the math parts of it like Tess is.

Also I took a few cute photos of Tess and Amy with their nooboo. Amy holds Ming on her shoulders while Tess hugs her. Ming grimaces as Tess leans in to kiss Amy. "Mama, stop being gross with my mom!" She says, and Amy and Tess laugh.

[strigital]

The Farlong Twins

i'm pretty sure when Daeghun wished these little imps out of his house he didn't mean "get snatched by Mindflayers and become infected with the protagonist disease" but at least he can finally enjoy his retirement, right?..

also can we appreciate that: their mom was: an improbable child of a drow and a sun elf, the kalach-cha, the champion of the West Harbor Harvest Fare, the knight-captain of the Crossroad Keep, a member of Lord Nahser's Nine, a killer of the King of Shadows, a survivor of the Spirit Eater's curse, a druid who could speak in Wild Shape and had a telthor for an animal companion, as well as the one who helped restore the Circle of Merdelain their dad was: an improbable son of a Night Hag and a mortal man, a Dreamwalker of indescribable power, a natural performer of great talent, a guardian of all Rashemen's spirits, a seducer of many a farmer's wife and daughter, a slayer of the Coveya Kurg'annis, and he who looked upon the Wall of the Faithless and chose to deny gods still meanwhile the kids: hee hoo brain wormies go brr :)

[scoliosisgoblin]

in my humble opinion, I think Summer is actually really good in school but just doesn't put the effort in to it. like she just doesn't care enough to study or anything, and still gets good marks (she'd get 80% without studying).

she also wouldn't help Morty because he probably falls asleep during tutor sessions, gets pulled away by Rick, or she just gets frustrated with him maybe

and the main reason she doesn't study or anything is because her friends don't think it's cool, and she wants more free time to sniff glue or something idk