#fbi gays

[justsomebirdy]

Some waaaay over due fanart for a few of my fav mindhunter fics as I learn to draw these two. (Mostly Bill, why are you so tricky to draw??)

Info under the cut

Also forcing myself to post these & continue making more even if it’s not perfect to get over my weird freak hang ups

First pic is for lapsi’s Case by Case series on ao3 (specifically the second part because omg Holden on a bike absolutely sent me)

The second is for @tarantula-teeth’s a sudden red because of my god. Idk how many times I’ve laughed that hard at a fic but then also been equally deranged for the concept and world building. Chefs kiss, def drawing more for it ASAP cause Lord There Are Moments but I wanna tackle them when I’m better at drawing them :’))

Anyways sorry for rambling, the mindhunter community has so many talented writers its honestly spoiled me so rotten, so while I wish they’d make more of the show and more ppl would get into this pit I also don’t mind re reading what’s there over n over until I rot.

(My main blog is birdneydraws so if you see me liking stuff over there idk how to get it to only be from this blog as I’m 500 years old and A Ghost)

[stab-of-hunger]

oh. heyyy. sooo. @justsomebirdy dragged me into the nest, and now i’m drawing mindhunter fanart.

[give-grian-rights]

reblog if you are a law-abiding citizen who wishes no ill upon former US presidents 😇

[mysharona1987]

[ninjafuuzz]

im going batshit insane over these twos,,,, god bless

[flaminghotjareau]

lgbt people witnessing straight people’s business

[lgbtpopcult]

Some more 2023 TV Shows with WLW Characters

Sin Huellas

Hasta el Cielo

White Lotus

Class of ’09

FBI: Most Wanted

Double Parked

Law & Order: Organized Crime

Annika

Full Circle

Show me Love the Series

Run the Burbs

Andor

Riverdale

Chicken Girls: College Years

Dead Ringers

Swarm

[regulusblqck123]

I want to join the fbi but turned out you have to be a us citizen. I sometimes fucking hate being British. Like, I know the uk has the M16 but the fbi looks way more interesting.

Idk what I’m gonna do with my life.

My English teacher called a story I wrote “so dark Stephen king would put it in a horror novel.” Yes, it’s a compliment in my opinion.

Hannibal has affected me deeply.

[sappho-hoziers-version]

It seems there are 4 truths the Hannibal fandom can agree on:

1. Jack Crawford is terrible at his job (and is just terrible in general)

2. Will is a sweaty little man with a helluva face card

3. The FBI is both aware of the shit Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter are pulling and have unanimously decided it’s better for everyone to let the murder husbands be together. It’s not that they’re oblivious. They’re just tired of the gay murder simps and want to make them somebody else’s problem.

4. Hannibal is a simp but make it

Classy

[amell333]

My pretty boy no matter what S.R

!!English is not my first languge!!

Summary: Spencer is feeling a little insecure since his contacts had to be renewed and have to wear glasses for a week or so.

Pairing: Spencer Reid x Male Reader

content warnings: Spencer being insecure, and nerves what reader think. But mostly just pure fluff.

Spencer have had aa problem with his contacts for a while, and now have to wear his old glasses for a week or so. He didn’t partially have a problem with it. back a few years after he joined the BAU he wore them all the time (season 2 btw).  

He didn’t really care about what people thought, everyone had seen him with his glasses anyway, he was fine with glasses had no problem with them, sure they could be annoying and fog up easily, but he didn’t mind.

And that Wednesday morning wasn’t any different. He had been busy getting new glasses because the old once broke so he hadn’t been able to see since Monday and that did so he couldn’t work. He finally came back to the BAU. And of course, the first he went looking for, after putting his jacket and bag down, was of course you, his favorite boy, he wasn’t going to tell you that though.

After Spencer had looked for almost 10 minutes and simply could not find you, he went to JJ and Morgen to see if they know where you may have gone of to.

“Hey... uhm… Guys do you know where (M/N) is? I can’t find him.” Only after he asked he realized maybe it was not the best idea to and Darek Morgen, JJ was fine but Morgen. No yeah Morgen was totally going to tease the shit out of Spencer after he found you.

“Oh (M/N)? yeah last I saw his he was with Pen in her office.” JJ gave him a small smile after telling but before he could go Darek couldn’t wait with start teasing Spencer. “Oh lover boy looking for his little crush huh?” Spencer’s face turned red and his ears felt all hot.

“What!? Crush?! Wh- what no no…no no. ofcoursenotwhywouldyousayoreventhingthatwhat. No.” Darek and JJ started laughing. “Calm down pretty boy go find you lover boy ok.”

Without a word Spencer quickly left the scene to go find you where he hopefully thought was in Penelope’s office.

Not long after Spencer reached the office. And when he got closer, he could hear the voice of not only Garcia but also you. But just as he was about to push the door wider to step in and greet you and of course Penelope. He heard you say something interesting.

“That’s exactly why I hate glasses. They look all dorky and stupid they fog up. And is honestly just ugly, they don’t look good on anyone!” Spencer never cared what people thought about him he really didn’t. but… you were not people. You were (M/N). His (M/N). Your opinion matters the most to him. He cared what you thought about him.

He stopped himself before opening the door. He couldn’t let you see him like this. He wouldn’t.

But if he had just stayed a little longer he would have heard what was actually being said.

“What!?!?” Pen looked shocked wide eyes looking at (M/N). mouth gape staring at you. “why would he say that?! He’s only like ten! He’s too young to think that! Plus glasses does not make everyone look ugly that is an insult to me and my beauty!”

“I know Pen. I told my little brother that to. But he’s just scared he doesn’t want to get bullied and picked on by his friends and the other kids in the school.” you looked back at her. “and yeah you do look absolutely amazingly gorgeous.” You said that with a smirk on you’re lips.

“Ugh… darling you’re too sweet on me. But I know my glasses are so stylish and absolutely fabulous!” they both of you laughed. Then you checked the time. “Oh sorry Pen I got to go back to my desk, can’t stay here and chat forever. If only.” “See you later hun.”

You took you’re coffee mug from her table, thinking you could might as well fill it up on you’re way back. Plus you really needed something to wake you up, and that something is a hot cup of coffee.

When you walked in ready to finally get you’re hands on a nice cup of coffee you saw spencer. You’re face lit up. You haven’t seen him in days and he hadn’t texted you why, almost made you think he was ignoring you, you would have if he hadn’t texted you yesterday saying sorry he hadn’t answered back, but not telling why.

Spencer almost had his entire back turned to you. “ Hey Spence how-“ before you could say anything more Spencer hurriedly took something off his face and hid his had and the object in his pocket. He quietly and fast greeted you before running of. And that’s wired because you’ve never seen Spencer run by choice. Something was definitely wrong.

All day Spencer had avoided you and you didn’t know why. Evry time you walked into the same room as him we were fast you walk out laving you there confused and dazed. Why didn’t he want to talk to you? Normally you were the first he would greet. And he would normally be all excited to see you after only not seeing you for a day.

This was wired like really wired. He have never ever acted like this. So why? Did you do something? What could you have done to make you’re nerdy best fried avoid you, like you were the plage or something.

You really didn’t know. But what you did know was you were going to find out.

And that’s what you did, you went into full detective mode. You asked almost everyone on the team they thought it was wired as well. If there was one person, he never ignored it was you.

While you were asking around trying to find out what you could have done. Penelope was the 2.0 version of Sherlock Holmes. She had a feeling what could be wrong with Spencer. So while you were out asking trying to find out what was wrong, Pen was literally interrogating Spencer.

And after not so long Spencer knew she had figured it out, there was no point in hiding it for her anymore. He told her everything how he had hard how much you hated glasses and he was sorry for basically spying on you and her.

Penelope though was confused. What does he mean hated glasses you had no problem with it. you thought glasses were cute, and even had reading glasses yourself. But then she realized that he hadn’t herd the whole conversation, so while Spencer was rending between how sorry he was for spying and how sad he was about you.

She stopped him and tried to explain what was really said in the conversation and that he had misunderstood it all. Penelope didn’t even have time to finish her explanation before Spencer rushed out, yelling a quick thank you.

When he finally found you, you were sitting at you’re desk looking extremely down. Spencer felt like a big bucket of water just got splashed over his head. he felt so bad when he saw how stressed and sad he had made you. Thinking he should have just talked to you from the start.

He quickly walked over to you and stood at you’re desk. You were quick to notice him, standing up. Before you could ask him or say anything he started ranting about how he had herd you wrong saying how you hated glasses and how he saw sorry he didn’t just talk to you after the whole misunderstanding.

You caught on what had happened. And it wasn’t his fault he didn’t know how to deal with it, you know Spencer had always had trouble with explaining and acting on his emotions and just instead shut of thinking it would go away, and just solve itself.

You couldn’t get a word in, so you did what you had wanted to do since seeing him for the first time. You grabbed his head and shut him up with planting you’re lips on his soft ones, cautious at first, but when you didn’t feel any protesting and instead feeling him start to deepened the kiss kissing you back.

You moved one of you’re hands to the back of his head into the curls in the back, when you did that Spencer leaned further into you and the kiss. You backed away Spencer’s lips quickly trying to get closer to yours again. He looked at you as you look at him.

“You’ve been ignoring me because  you thought I didn’t like how you looked in glasses?” there was silence for a while before nodding his head slowly. “Baby why would you think that.” Spence looked down at the ground studently feeling embarrassed.

“it’s ok Spence. Please don’t look down you look so cute with you’re glasses on” when you said that Spencer’s ears turned red, and a wobbly smile had formed on his lips.

“You’re so pretty. You know that right? You’re my pretty boy” … “Wh-what did you just say” had he herd you wrong? Was he hearing things? Or did you just say he was you’re pretty boy? “ you want to be my pretty boy Spence?” all Spencer could do was nod, still thinking he was dreaming or something. “And glasses or not you’re my pretty bot no matter what Spence.”

You’re lucky no one was in the office at the time or you and Spencer would never hear the end of it but that wasn’t what mattered right now. All that mattered was Spencer at the moment.

Thank you so much for reading my fic. I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as i enjoyed writing it. And have a good Day/Afternoon/Night!

[suckmydictionary5]

[sweetmeatdale]

Alan is a “friend of Dorothy”

[sommerregen-auf-heissem-asphalt]

kein plan ob’s liebe ist

[the-fbi-agent-in-your-phone]

I need y'all to please remember that this is a joke account, I am not actually an FBI Agent infiltrating tumblr to get hip with extremists. I am a tranny who likes making stupid jokes because I watched too much x-files as a kid.

The post this was commented on was on a post where I said "Hey, vote for Kamala Harris because we have a better chance of getting her to listen to the public than Trump who has genocide written in neon on his forehead". And "Not voting does Jack-shit because that means Republicans will out vote the people who care". More political than what I want to post but necessary.

I saw this and then had to look up the term "Glowie," which boils down to 'undercover operatives who go into extremist spaces to fit in'.... This is a joke tumblr account where I just made a post about human-alien probing. All of my posts are tagged with "Unreality" and have for literal years. I seriously can't understand how my account blatantly labeled "the-fbi-agent-in-your-phone" could be interpreted as real. If I wanted to go undercover, I would make an owl-house account or a porn bot.

[joe-bidens-alt-account]

Bumping that

[gaysullengirl]

𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐞, 𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐞. jealousy

❝ i forget you aren't mine ❞

- cedar, gracie abrams

The past few days had been surprisingly uneventful, there were no new cases, the team was busy with their usual paperwork.

"Hey Isabelle, do you wanna grab a coffee?" Emily asked, Isabelle turned toward the woman, "Sure." She responded with a smile.

Emily had asked her if she wanted to get coffee twice before and she declined both times.

Isabelle had a tendency to over think everything, she declined because she wasn't sure what they would talk about.

To her it was odd Emily was so interested in being her friend, she asked her a lot of questions and Isabelle was taken a back every time.

Ever since Isabelle was younger other kids didn't approach her because she looked scary, hostile, and sad all of the time, she didn't mind though, she enjoyed talking to herself.

The two women grabbed their coats and headed out of the building, "There's this really nice coffee shop a few minutes away, if you wanna walk." Emily offered and Isabelle nodded in agreement.

A few minutes passed before a word was spoken, "How do you like the bau?" Emily asked curiously.

"I really like it." Isabelle replied, 'shit should I say anything else?' she thought, "It's been my dream job for a while."

"Aw that's nice!"

"Mhm." Isabelle hummed. "Uhm, how do you like it?" She asked.

"I love it, of course there are those challenging moments but over all I enjoy it." Emily gushed.

Isa just nodded, unsure of what to say, Emily sighed before asking, "What do you think of the team?"

"I like everyone- Hotch is kinda intense." She laughed, Emily  nodded in agreement, "Yeah, once you get to know him though he can be really nice."

"Rossi and Morgan can be intense at times but Morgan is secretly a big softie." Emily whispered the last part like a girl gossiping on the playground.

"And Spencer while you probably know him better than any of us." Emily added, and Isabelle smiled, a rosy tint running to her cheeks.

"I really like Penelope- she so sweet, like a ball of sunshine." Isabelle exclaimed, smiling as she thought about the technical analyst.

"What about Jj?" Emily questioned, right after she did she noticed the slight change in Isabelles body language and furrowed her eyebrows.

"I don't know her well, but I like her."

Emily chuckled, "You can't lie to a profiler." Isabelle looked to the woman and her eyes widened.

"Well I dont know- I don't like that she calls him Spence." Isabelle said, immediately regretting her the words.

"God! That's so stupid, I mean it's not like i'm the only one who can call him that- I don't know- I just don't love it."

"That makes sense." Emily agreed, "You think so?" Isa asked, digging her nails into her palm.

"Of course, it sounds like you're just jealous."

Isabelle frowned, jealous?, she never really felt jealous before, it was odd, it felt like a combination of anger and love.

Emily noticed the look of concern on Isabelle's face, "But if I were you I wouldn't worry." "What do you mean?"

"It's obvious Spencer loves you, I've never seen anyone's eyes light up the way his do when he talks about you."

Isabelle halted her steps, "He talks about me?"

"Yeah, all the time- ever since you came to the bau he constantly gushes about you to anyone who will listen."

"What does he say about me?" Isabelle questioned, "Well after he cussed you out on that case he told me he felt bad and that he was being dramatic because he really didn't hate you."

"Mhm, he said something like 'I can't hate her when I love her that much' I think."

"We're here" Emily pointed out with a smile, Isabelle was so caught up in talking with the fellow brunette she didn't even realize.

the girls spent their walk back to the bau talking about their love of the 'Harry Potter' book series.

୨୧

Derek walked over to Spencer, who was at the coffee bar pouring copious amounts of sugar into his coffee.

"Easy there, tough guy, have some coffee with your sugar." Derek laughed. 

"I need something to wake me up." Spencer yawned, "Ooh, late night?" "Very."

"My man!" Derek patted him on the back, "Not that kind of late night." He scoffed.

"Hm, so you and pretty girl make up yet?" Morgan asked, Spencer looked to him with a confused expression plastered on his face, “Who’s that?”

"Isabelle." Morgan replied

Spencer flared his nostrils, "Don't call her that." Derek raised his hands, “Ok, ok my bad.” He laughed.

He leaned against the counter, "So you really like her, huh?"

Spencer blushed, "What- no! no we're just friends."

"You getting all defensive tells me you're not." Spencer looked around the bull pen, not finding Isabelle, "Okay, I like her."

Morgan's grin widened, "Pretty boys in love." He smirked, pinching Spencer's cheek.

He swatted Derek's hand away, "I don't think she even likes me so nothing's gonna happen."

Morgan raised his eyebrow, "Reid, seriously? You don't think she likes you?"

He shook his head, "Spencer I can definitely say she's in love with you, when Owen had that gun pointed at you all she could do was stare."

Spencer pursed his lips, still unsure, "Reid! When she hugged you she practically took both of you down."

"I guarantee she loves you." Morgan added before walking away.

Spencer stayed still, Emily once told his to never listen to Morgan's advice on female, but did that apply this time?

authors note!

the next chapter few chapters are sad (for you guys!) 😈😈