๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐: 7
* เฉโฉโงโห* เฉโฉโงโ* เฉโฉโงโห* เฉโฉโงโ* เฉโฉโงโห* เฉโฉโงโ* เฉโฉโงโห* เฉ
For any minors:. shitty nsfw at the. -๐ช๐ฝ-
Bros jerking off but Idk how to write that shit in first person pov so bare with me
* เฉโฉโงโห* เฉโฉโงโ* เฉโฉโงโห* เฉโฉโงโ* เฉโฉโงโห* เฉโฉโงโ* เฉโฉโงโห* เฉ
"๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐..๐๐๐๐๐๐๐.......๐ป๐ฐ๐๐ด!"
๐ธ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐..๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ข๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ '๐๐๐๐๐๐๐' ๐๐๐๐....๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐...๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐...๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐...
๐ท๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ข...๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐๐๐ข ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐..๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐.
"๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐-๐๐ ๐๐๐๐...๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐.."
"๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐ข๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐-"
"๐ต๐๐๐๐๐"
"....๐๐๐....๐ ๐๐๐?"
"๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐-๐-๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐ ๐๐..๐"
-๐๐๐๐- ๐๐๐๐- ๐๐๐๐
"๐๐๐ข ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐"
"๐ต๐๐-"
"๐๐๐๐๐๐"
๐ธ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ข ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐. ๐๐๐๐ข๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐...๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐. ๐ธ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐.
"๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐..."
"๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐๐ ๐..."
๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐, ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐...๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐. ๐ต๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
"๐ธ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐....", ๐ฑ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐
"๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ก๐....๐๐. ๐๐'๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐."
"๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐?"
"๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐...๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐"
๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ก๐ ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐, ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐. ๐ธ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐.
ส/ษด: แดแดสส? สษช, สแดแดก แดกแดs แดสแด แด
สษชแด แด? ษช แดssแดแดแด สแดแด แดสสษชแด แดแด
, แดกสแดสแด แดแด แดส สแดแด แดกแดษดแด แดษดสแดกแดสs"
๐ต๐๐๐.
แดแด: ษชแด าษชษดแด. แดแดแด
แด ษชแด. แดกสแดษชษดษข?"
ส/ษด: สแดแด! แดษด สสแดแดแด สษชษขสแด ษดแดแดก....ษชแดs sแดแดส แด sสแดแดก แด
แดส แดแดแด
แดส, ษชา ษชแด แดกแดsษดแด แดแดสแด
แดส ษชแด
สแดแดแด แด
แดแด: แดแด....
แดกแด sสสแด
สแดแด แด แดษดแดแดสส แดแดแดษชษดษข
ส/ษด: แดแดแด ษชแด แด
แดแดกษด! ษช ษขแดแด แดแด แดสแดษด ษชแด แดสษชs แดษชแดแด
แดแด: sแดสแด แดสแดแดแดส ษขษชสส
"๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐"
"๐๐"
-
"๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐..๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐?"
-๐๐๐๐- ๐๐๐๐- ๐๐๐๐
"๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐..."
"๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐...๐๐๐๐๐๐....๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐"
-๐๐๐๐-
"๐๐๐ข ๐๐๐ข ๐๐๐ข ๐ ๐๐๐..๐ ๐๐๐...๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐"
"๐๐๐? ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐"
"๐๐๐๐ข. ๐๐๐๐๐๐"
-๐๐๐๐-
๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐, ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ก๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ก ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ข...๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ...๐๐๐๐
"๐๐๐...๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐..."
"๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐,๐๐๐๐ข?"
๐ธ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐.
-๐๐๐๐-
"๐๐ท๐ฐ-๐๐ท๐ฐ๐ ๐๐ท๐ด ๐ต๐๐ฒ๐บ"
"๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ฑ๐ ๐๐ท๐ฐ๐๐ ๐ถ๐พ๐ธ๐ฝ๐ถ ๐พ๐ฝ"
"๐ถ๐ด๐ ๐พ๐๐"
๐ท๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ข ๐๐๐, ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐. ๐ธ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐. ๐ท๐๐ ๐๐ข๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐.
"๐๐..๐ฐ๐..๐ฐ๐ท๐ท๐ท๐ท๐ท๐ท -๐ฅ- โฆโฆ."
๐ท๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐ท๐๐
"๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐", ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ข๐
"๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐...๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐...๐ ๐'๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ข๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ข๐๐๐. ๐ถ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐"
"๐ ๐๐-๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐...."
๐๐๐๐๐.....๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐. ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ข๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ก๐๐๐๐ ๐๐, ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐, ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ข๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ข. ๐ฑ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ข...๐๐๐ ๐๐ข๐ ๐๐๐ข๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐.
-๐-
๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐...
-๐-
"๐ฆ๐๐บ๐ป๐ป๐พ๐ฝ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐. ๐๐พ๐พ๐ฝ๐พ๐ฝ ๐๐ - ๐๐๐"
"๐ฐ๐๐๐ท๐พ๐ป๐ด
......๐๐๐๐๐๐๐.....๐-๐๐๐-๐๐๐๐๐๐๐"
๐๐๐ฏ๐
ส/ษด: สแดส แดแดสส, แดแด ษชแด แดแดแดแด แดแด sสแดแดแดษชษดษข แดาแดแดส แดกแดสแด. แดกสแดแด แด
แด สแดแด แดสษชษดแด แดา แดสษชs?
โ๐๐๐๐๐
-๐๐๐๐
-๐๐๐๐- ๐๐๐๐- ๐๐๐๐- ๐๐๐๐
-๐ช๐ฝ-
แดแด: แด สแดแดแด แดสแดแดแดส
๐๐ฏ๐ป๐๐
ส/ษด: แดแดกแดก แดสแดษดแดs....าแดสแด สษชแดแด ษชแด แดแดแด
แด แดแด สแดแดแด แดกแดษชสแด
..แดแด ษชแด แดสแดแดsแดs แดสแด แดแดsแด แดxแดแดsษชษดษข แดสษชษดษขs แดแด แดส แดสแดแดษขส แดส แดส ษขแดแด
แดแด: สแดแด ษขแดแด แดษดสแดสษชษดษข แดสsแด?
ส/ษด: สแดแด.... แดส สแดสแด
แดแด
....
โ5 แดสแดแดแดs
-สแดแดแด
"๐๐๐๐..."
"๐๐...๐๐....๐๐๐๐...๐๐๐๐๐๐ข..."
"๐๐๐....๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐...๐-๐๐...๐๐-๐-๐๐๐....๐๐๐๐!"
"๐๐๐-๐-๐๐๐๐....๐๐๐๐...๐๐๐...๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐.."
ส/ษด: แดแดสส?
แดแด: sสแด สsแดแดsส. สแดแดแด แดแดแดแดแด
"๐๐ ๐๐๐๐...๐๐๐๐...๐๐๐๐!...๐๐๐๐"
๐๐๐ฏ๐
แดษชแด: แดแดสส ษชแด แดแดแดษชษดษข แดแด แดส, ษดแดแดแด
แดแด แดสแดsส
"๐ฐ๐ท๐ท๐ท ๐ต๐๐ฒ๐บ!"
-๐๐๐๐๐๐๐-
"๐๐๐๐๐-๐๐ ๐๐๐๐...๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐...."
๐น๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐... ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐....๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐...
-๐ชฃ๐ฆ-
๐ผ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐...
แดแด: ษดแด. ษชแด สแดแด ษชษดษข. สสแดแดแด แดสแด สแดแดสสแด แดษชสสแดส
แดษชแด: แดส าแดแดแด แดแด
แดแด: สแดสส ษดแดแด
๐ต๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐ข/๐, ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐? ๐ผ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐...๐๐๐๐๐๐๐.......๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐.
"๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐.."
"..."
๐ธ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐
"๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐.."
"๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ก๐ ๐๐-๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐๐-๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐๐ ๐๐"
๐ธ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ข ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ก๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ข ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐. ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ข๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐๐
๐๐๐ฏ๐
ส/ษด: แดษชษดแด
แด แดษชss สแดแด
แดแด: sแดแดแดแดส
ส/ษด: >:(
แดแด:โค
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Can we talk about mitsuham I think we should talk about mitsuham yes Iโd like that very much
Imagine Mitsuru her life has been planned out for her by a bunch of men her choices are not hers to make every move is political she is nothing but a tool forced to fight as a child never allowed to burden anyone with her feelings. Her life isnโt hers, itโs never been hers for a second, she exists to further the careers of the men around her. The first two friends she makes are both boys and she was in charge of leading them, using them just to further the Kirijo agenda. Genuine friendship did blossom between them, but things fell apart pretty quickly. Shinjiro canโt control Castor, something is seriously wrong with him, he kills someone, then he leaves and the Kirijos cover it up. Was it to protect him, or to protect themselves? Mitsuru certainly doesnโt know anymore but sheโs lost a friend and canโt reach him again, heโs too traumatized by personas and Akihiko is still there but heโs always so stuck on Shinjiro and Mitsuru feels like she failed both of them. Just more men for her to let down by not being good enough
Then thereโs Kotone. Sweet, strong, clumsy, talented Kotone. Sheโs so bubbly and friendly, but behind those warm smiles is horrible loneliness. Pain. But sheโs never ever gonna let anyone see that. She busies herself by taking care of everyone else, listening to their problems and never burdening them with her own feelings. She can just fix everything and make everyone happy if she works herself hard enough. She just has this way about her, so reliable and so kind
And Mitsuru watches Kotone from above. Trusts her to be the leader, or maybe she just wanted to push a burden onto someone else for a change. Someone whoโs able to take on burdens with a smile for fucks sake. And Kotone leads, seemingly effortlessly, and is able to recruit several members in a short time and achieve just so much more than Mitsuru could in her entire lifetime. Just, perfectly. Without even possessing any prior knowledge of the dark hour or personas. And she does this while being so emotional, so social, so weird, so fucking cute, itโs absolutely nauseating. This should be fine, right? Itโs what Mitsuruโs always wanted, for someone else to ease her burden. And hell, itโs a woman too, a woman whoโs perfectly capable of doing it all without a bunch of men helping her. Itโs inspiring, isnโt it?
But thereโs the pain. The envy. Kotone is perfect and she doesnโt even have to try. Mitsuru on the other hand has been shaving herself down to nothing just to be allowed a place. She makes the perfect grades and wears the beautiful clothes and applies the fucking makeup and is mature for her age and never speaks out or feels anything that could possibly make her be seen as a human, a filthy fucking human. So why does a woman as unashamed as Kotone get to have it all? And why is Mitsuru still here, still acting as the Kirijo tool, still doing whatever she possibly can to hurt herself to make a man feel better? Why isnโt she useful anywhere? Itโs not fair
And then when she actually spends the time with Kotone sheโs trying so hard to be that wise and mature figure sheโs always been, trying so hard to force herself to smile through the pain, but sheโs talking to someone who can see right through that shit cuz Kotone Shiomi invented lying through her teeth to make others feel better. Itโs annoying really, how Kotone is supposed to be the childish one, yet itโs Mitsuru who canโt get it together and canโt seem to look into those bright eyes without breaking. And Kotone isnโt disgusted by what she sees, even though Mitsuru is being unreasonable and emotional and talking about wanting to run away and how much she hates her life and how sheโs not only eating fast food but enjoying it, letting herself enjoy an indulgence that wonโt make her pretty anymore. No, Kotone sees this and listens and encourages it and celebrates it, celebrates how utterly human Mitsuru is. She holds her hand and says "let me take on your burden". And itโs horrible, this kindness, Mitsuru hasnโt even broken all her bones to make Kotone happy, so why is she being so fucking nice? And then something breaks, and Kotone defends her. Stands up for her against a man. Lets herself once again take a hit to protect someone else. And itโs just too familiar, too much to fucking bear, and it pisses Mitsuru the fuck off. And she is able to tell a man to go fuck himself, because no one gets to fucking talk to this girl like she isnโt the most amazing person ever to exist. Not after everything sheโs done, everything she still does, not after giving her all and never once asking for anything in return. And in standing up for Kotone, Mitsuru is able to stand up for herself for the first time in her life. And she looks at Kotone and says "letโs take on each otherโs burdens"
Oh and also they watch a scary movie together and hold hands and ride a motorcycle and Mitsuru calls Kotone adorable I mean thatโs pretty gay man
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I cannot wait to see Ruby Gillman: Teenage Kraken no matter the mixed reviews and numerous spoilers. I'm thinking of going this weekend to the cinema.
This, is for a very important reason:
Chelsea Van Der Zee, is the reason.
When I initially saw pictures of her, I was hyped to see how DreamWorks is going to poke fun at the live-action remakes. Because come on, production of this movie started 2 years after the announcement of the live-action Little Mermaid.
BUT, there is another layer to the parody of her character that will fly over most people's heads:
She's a Dutch mermaid. Her faux-Dutch last name is a proper sounding Dutch surname, it doesn't falls into the pitfalls of writing it as Vanderzee, and whilst on the nose it's a well-constructed surname. Like, the people who created her last name were aware of HOW our surnames were constructed and didn't end up creating a non-realistic surname that simply sounds Dutch like Gossip Girl did.
I remember trying to playback a moment in the trailer several times, when Chelsea confronted Ruby about being a kraken in the trailer, she says a word at the end that I couldn't place and no matter how many times I rewinded it I didn't understood what she said.
Until I came across the scripted version of the quote yesterday;
โI know your secret. You're a kraken, hiding as a human. And soon, everyone will know the truth. Kusjes!โ
Kusjes is horribly butchered, but it's Dutch for 'kisses' and we actually do use that and XOXO, just like English speakers do so the usage of Dutch that I have seen so far is correct.
Now, I have actually seen people speculate she's Dutch because of That's So Raven, but as a Dutch person myself I see it from a different angle:
There's a phenomenon I like to call the 'Dutch Default'. Historically, the English had difficulties recognizing which Germanic speaking culture was which. You can even see this reflected in our English name, 'Dutch', when that's how the Germans refer to themselves, as the Deutsch. We calls ourselves Nederlanders in our tongue. Pennsylvanian Dutch? I was told the area was mostly Swedish. I can continue with examples.
Whilst I noticed the UK has became a little better educated about the topic, this is still perpetuated by Americans to this day.
When The Little Mermaid live action was announced, there were various people who actually confused us for the Danish. Some were harmless comments like calling the novel Dutch instead of a Danish novel.
Others were not.
When there were Danish people speaking on social media about how disappointed they were with how Disney treats one of their national symbols, there were hate comments from people defending The Little Mermaid, but various were directed at the Dutch because Americans were too lazy to even Google which culture they are hurling insults too.
This, was all taking place during the production of Ruby Gillman.
Now, how likely is it that Chelsea is a Dutch mermaid because of That's So Raven, and how likely do you think DreamWorks noticed Twitter and decided to use the Dutch Default as another layer to the parody of Chelsea's character?
Because it's not like the entirety of Hollywood seems to be unaware of this phenomenon. The Umbrella Academy S2, actually has this scene with the Swedish brothers being called Dutch even though the characters were already told they were Swedish, and Five corrects them like, "No, they're Swedish." Paired with how Luther shouts at innocent Olga through the phone, it gives a perfect portrayal of how clueless Americans are about foreign cultures.
There are people in Hollywood who do notice how little Americans know about other cultures and will harass innocent people on false misconceptions.
For DreamWorks to poke fun at Twitter wars for doing so, makes me love Chelsea Van Der Zee.
If I ever see one of those stupid Americans again because this whole drama isn't completely over yet, I will summon Chelsea to drown them to the bottom of the Ocean.
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Whoops! This has been sitting in my drafts for a few days. Should probably post it now that Creepy did a Kieran piece for me ๐
I don't tend to post a lot about my love for Pokemon here, but today is an exception~
SPOILERS FOR THE TEAL MASK AND INDIGO DISK + EPILOUGE UNDER THE CUT
Listen! When I tell you this mans is and will always be the best part of the DLC I am not joking! He holds my heart and I adore him more then life! His story on its own is one of the best Pokemon has done in a long time.
Like, this anxious little loner meets up with your protag, gets absolutely destroyed in a battle multiple times, loses his favorite Pokemon to you, and then goes crazy. After that he trains to be one of the harder npcs to come to Pokemon in a looong time, still loses and grows from it, chooses to help you, you become friends again and it's so cute! Then he gets to hang out with all your friends, and he finally gets a great support system ahhhhh!! Also, I just found out that statistically, Kieran is now the most powerful npc trainer in pokemon history, even beating out Cynthia! My little guy is so strong!!!
And now....LIKE HE'S SUPER TICKLISH RIGHT!?!? Would that even be up for debate?? Look at that little fella! He neeeeeeeeds tickles, please! Carmine 100% tickles him all the time. (Even tho I hate her lol) And the whole friend group definitely wrecks him, especially as a team! Poor kid needs it after everything he went through! Oh, and I can totally see Drayton tickling his as "punishment" for how he acted in the indigo disk dlc lol. I'm also cringe and ship my Trainer Deigo with him, so they obviously get into tickle fights all the time! I'll have to post Deigo on here so yall can see him >w< It's been a long time since Pokemon has made me like the character I'm playing!
Well, that's all the rambling I have for now. Depending on if I have it in me, I may post tickle headcanons for Kieran! It really depends if I feel like typing em out, lol. Feel free to send me asks for Pokemon, by the way! Again, I like, never talk about my love for it here for some reason, but I do adore the games! I'm not really into the anime, so sorry bout that
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