#god I’m a lesbian

[divorceblogger]

this show rules sorry

[ohmanareyoucereal69]

[foxieskull]

butch logan nation … [blows a kiss to the sky]

everyone else gn i guess

✧ twitter

[castleclericz]

kevin “queen of homoerotic friendships” day

[seraphicsentences]

y’a know

help bc this is literally so hot. need ellie to fuck me that good. please i’m begging.

- just thinking about the way ellie would be so lost in the moment to the point where her hips would be thrusting deep into you on their own- just selfishly chasing after her own orgasm, absolutely LIVING off of the small sparks of friction her overstimulated clits getting on every push.

- she’d be rambling and shit, all “fuck baby you’re takin’ me so good,” and “god you’re so fuckin’ wet for me,” just blabbering anything and everything that’s coming to mind.

- and you KNOW ellie’s so delusional to the point where she swears she can actually feel you wrapped tightly around her strap. girl treats her precious green 6 incher as a fr LIMB.

- and so ofc that’s making her mutter cocky shit like, “gonna fill you full with my cum, baby. yeah you’d like that wouldn’t you? fuckin’ slut.” and ofc things like: “shit, babe, you’re gripping me so tight ya gotta let me move, c’mon.”

- since ellie’s such a strap lesbo you absolutely BET she’d fucking lose it seeing you squirt all over it. our girl knows she’s a total god with her silicone but like fuck, dude, this good?

- and yes, she is this good. because it’s nearly impossible for you to shut up at all when she’s fucking you dizzy ‘n dumb, g-spot hit deliciously with every stroke, clit prodded perfectly every time her hips meet yours.

- and imagine her cute lil puffy clit already rubbed raw from fucking you so hard w the strap just throbbing to the point it hurts from how hot you look under her, completely drenching her dick with your squirt.

- and she wouldn’t even be all that smug about it at first— no that comes later—she’d just fucking keen at the very sight of you.

- her cute eyebrows just scrunching up tightly together as she lets out the most unexpected, adorably needy whine, cumming immediately all over the base ‘n watching pervertedly as your dirty juices mix.

- and she’s just moaning complete nonsense, “god, please- fuck, fuck! ‘m cumming!” —literally more out of it than you are because she’s that turned on from watching you make a mess of the sheets.

- and THEN’s when she makes her annoying yet endearing ass quips, all “aw, you’re such a cute little mess for me,” and “big one, huh? who got you squirting like this, hmm?” as if she didn’t just whimper like a submissive bitch two seconds earlier.

my girl 4ever though i fr live for ellie and her strap. best duo in tlou. perhaps the only (surviving) duo? like damn not even her fingers- nvm.

[send-me-a-puffalope]

“she covered up murders” “she threw mike’s pills into the river” okay and? 🤨 god forbid women have hobbies. what happened to supporting women’s rights and women’s wrongs.

she has sad eyes, daddy issues, and a sweater. i rest my case.

[spineless-lobster]

“K-kristen… Stewart…..”

[sevikasenby]

thinking about sevika having her hand wrapped around throat, holding you down while she fucks you after telling her you want her to use you for her own pleasure. you’re going completely limp under her because it feels too fucking good and “you just need mommy to use this pretty cunt of yours huh”

AGELESS BLOGS, MINORS AND MEN DNI, YOU WILL BE BLOCKED

[conejita-canelita]

The one thing that (in a hilarious way) breaks the immersion into the Bridgerton world for me while watching is that at we are expected to unironically look at Nicola Coughlan and believe that she is undesirable even if it is for the sake of the plot. I don’t blame any of the crew or staff for this failure btw and actually I admire and respect them so much for it; there’s only so much you can do to try and make Nicola Coughlan appear undesirable as if she’s not Nicola fucking Coughlan.

[bulbasauryeee]

fuck you, blune egbert

idk why the text got blurred please forgive me

[starryeyesmasc]

thinking about the romanticism of someone fucking you from behind,,,like, okay hear me out.

the things we can see are the things we so often trust. but, stretched out on your stomach or with your knees bent beneath you, you can’t see them. You don’t have a visual reference for the things they could be doing. It’s one of the most vulnerable positions to be in with regards to anything, but when it comes to sex?? every ounce of trust you have in the person behind you comes to the surface and you’re happy to be admired at your most vulnerable because you know they only have your pleasure and best interests at heart.

(this post is for the lesbians y’all!!)

[eg1rlb4thw4t3r]

when they make the sunshine character act like a literal child or a full on dumbass:

[cloistergardens]

hi everyone!! I hate having to do this but I just escaped my emotionally abusive partner only to end up back with my even more emotionally abusive family. I have the opportunity to move into an apartment with a friend at the end of July, but I need money to help with the security deposit/1st month rent as well as a uhaul trailer to get all my things out of my family’s house and into the apartment. $1800 should cover hitch installation on my car, trailer rental, my half of security deposit & rent, and hopefully gas for the 19-hour drive. ven/mo, pa/ypal, and ca/sha/pp are all @/emrysemerald, ko-fi is emrys_emerald, and buymeacoffee is emryslinden. I can also take commissions (check this post) but I likely won’t be able to complete them until August.

I know there’s a lot of posts like this going around, but I really appreciate any support you can give!! thank you so much in advance 🫶🏽🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

[viivenn]

crazy ship again !!,1! ! alcina and brienne !!!1! !?!

(armour inspired by classyfruit and annasassi <3)

you guys have no clue the amount of planning i’ve put into alcina and brienne after seeing that one person’s artwork… i love you , whoever you are , please accept my hand in marriage /j

no but srsly someone please😩 this makes me all giddy n shit😔

[sunny-rants]

Toxic Cunty Throuple

Messy Wholesome Throuple

[thewinterlunarhalo]

the absolute lack of hazel fics on this app is extremely concerning because look at her how can you not love her