#god i’m so old

[simply-mxrie]

currently in my dorm rewatching the tyrus bench scene and screaming (i am literally a junior in college)

[hexcolour]

Bestie has been taken by the madness and I can’t stop pointing out how funny it is that David Tenant is once again a pillar of the tumblr cringe big three. King shit honestly.

[katnissdoesnotfollowback]

Okay so I read it's all a lie a few months ago thinking it was a one shot then yesterday I got to know that it has more parts !And you wrote it ! . I absolutely loved it . An amazingggg fic .However it's not on your AO3

Now excuse me while I browse through your ffnet for more exclusive content.

I thank you for your service to the society.

Hey friend! Aw, thanks so much for the love for that one. It’s one of my lesser known fics but I was very proud of it when I wrote it.

FF dot net and I have a contentious relationship. I haven’t posted anything to it in years. There’s nothing of mine that’s exclusively posted on that temperamental site. If you find it on ff, I guarantee it’s on AO3 as well. So unless you have better luck with it or prefer the FFnet format, don’t bother. And um… It’s All a Lie is on my ao3, it’s just buried on page three of my works or something… 🫣

[cowplanty]

It’s my birthday so face reveal I guess. Here’s the man behind the account

[maxgicalgirl]

Being a “Fun Fact !” kind of autistic is all fun and games until you get halfway through sharing an interesting tidbit and realize that it probably wasn’t appropriate to share in polite company and now you have to deal with the consequences :(

[mangozic]

archivist be upon ye

[bioshzrd]

this random ass guy who’s entire bit is that he can move like this is the only good wesker fan ever

[white-trash-whippoorwill]

The other day I saw a piece of folded yellow paper in the floor next to one of the boys working in Produce. I asked if it was his. He said no but picked it up and opened it out of curiosity. Then he shrugged and handed it to me saying it was written in cursive. A bit stunned I said, “You can’t read it?” And he said, “They never taught us.” I read it out to him, “Antacids, antibiotics, bananas.” Just someone’s dropped shopping list.

Of course I’d heard of this, kids no longer learning cursive writing in school, but this was the first time I’d ever encountered it in the world.

Coincidentally this was within a few days of me realizing that my coworker in her 60s who struggled to read the notes I left her seemed to have an easier time reading my writing if it was in cursive.

It’s a fascinating tipping point to be around for. Imagine being the last generation to use hieroglyphics or to write your notes using the elder futhark or ogham. Would a kid born today grow up to see my handwriting, always so clunky and clumsy to me, as something magical and mysterious?

[yellowsubiesdance]

this girl said she grew up listening to shawn mendes and i immediately felt sick to my stomach

[breesperez139]

Dc x Dp Prompt #6

“I’m a twin”, Damian said one night. He could feel the narrowed eyes of his family drilling holes on his back in disbelief. Not that he could blame them. Damian had never so much as implied being raised with a companion, much less a sibling.

“I had a brother”. Damian paused to recollect himself. He had not said his brother’s name out loud in over 8 years.

“His name was… Danyal”. Damian hated the way his voice wavered, but he could not help it. Danyal was everything to him, his other half. Their heart beat as one and when one heart stopped beating, the other one died with it. At least until his family put his heart on metaphorical life support without ever realizing.

“Where is he now?” His father asked, voice filled with knowing grief and a hint of betrayal. It had in fact been 6 years since Damian first showed up on his doorstep.

“Up there”. All eyes shifted towards the specific star he was pointing to. “Right before he died, he promised me he’d guide me from the stars. Unfortunately, the stars are not visible in Gotham, so my brother is unable to be of much help unless I leave the city.”

“Your brother is Polaris, the North Star?” Tim questioned warily, most likely in attempts to not offend him. Damian was aware of how stupid it sounded, but Danyal had promised, and his brother never broke his promises.

“Yes. Danyal is with the stars now, just as he always wanted”

[violetfaust]

I don’t know who at @staff decided to do this 1999 throwback thing but thanks, I guess, for throwing me into a grave and burying me in clear electronics.

[nerdyfangirlmel]

I need to remind people who think percabeth is happening to fast that these two idiots have no idea. We know and Grover knows and apparently Luke knows and he ain’t even there. But percabeth does not know.

[bread-that-draws]

Flowey’s so funny and has me so fucked up like he’s a talking flower. He tries to kill you upon your first interaction. He is ten years old. He is damaged beyond repair. He’s a flower named Flowey. He’s become friends with every single character. He’s killed all of them countless times. He knows everything about everyone. He doesn’t care anymore. He takes care of his mom when she can’t take care of herself. He’s killed her before. He doesn’t care if you kill her. He thinks she’s trying to replace him. He just wants to be himself again. He wants to destroy everything. He hates you. You’re the only one who understands him. He wants his best friend back. He’s terrified of them. He believes in kill or be killed because he died by giving mercy to the wrong person. He believes himself to be the wrong person. He doesn’t understand when you show him that kindness he showed others, even when you know he could kill you for it. He’s tried every route. He asks you if you have anything better to do when you try to do the same. He’s a direct reflection of the player. He’s a fucking talking flower named flowey and his only voice line is by Ronald McDonald and his officially licensed plush does a little dance for you

[panthermouthh]

And I said, “Hello, Satan

I believe it’s time to go.”

[bixels]

Some pieces from my art final last quarter.

I haven’t returned to Taiwan/China in a decade. My family, my cousins, have grown up without me; I don’t even know what they look like anymore. This series superimposes cartoon self portraits onto real photos taken by myself and my mother during my last visit ten years ago. The photos have been collaged with elements of childhood. The series reclaims my memories of Taiwan/China and reckons with the passing of time and the changing of space, flattening my experiences into a fictional, digital world where I never left.

The bottom piece is a timelapse of my old family house from 2009 to 2023, now an apartment block.

[kinokoshoujoart]

Marrying Carter in Harvest Moon DS Cute! (North American version)

oh… sorry no not the archaeologist, i mean Pastor Carter from Mineral Town!

(or is it Pastor Curdy….?)

teeechnically his descendant, and it causes a game over… but this is the only time we’ve been able to marry him right?

so in the girl version of HMDS, there’s two “secret” Mineral Town bachelors that you can marry by talking to them enough times on the phone. one is Mason, the guy who runs May’s Tailoring… but the second, Pastor Carter, is a bit more obscure…

i couldn’t find them uploaded anywhere so here are his 2nd* thru 10th conversations+his proposal+proposal rejection in english! if you want to see it on youtube instead here you go

*i failed to record the first conversation when it happened, and there’s no way in hell i’m resetting my whole game again (…yet), so…just know the first one was like “oh you want to talk? what should we talk about…….. …… ….. …. i can’t think of anything. well see ya………” extremely riveting stuff

he’s so obscure that i didn’t even realize that he was a bachelor until i found out about the mechanic from this japanese wiki!! (here’s an archive link to the page on him in case the page doesn’t work) all i did was test whether it worked in english since i couldn’t find any english info at all mentioning it. i’m sure others have found him… right……..

in case the links above don’t work, a small guide to holy matrimony below the cut since i can’t find one in english

it works essentially the same as the Mason marriage (so it’s just a game over, sadly…), and the steps are pretty tedious and counterintuitive, so you’re unlikely to just stumble across it… but you too can get a priest to break his vow of celibacy for you or whatever!

you will need:

at least 2,050,000 G

20 cursed tools/accessories

if you really don’t want to dig up 20 cursed things you can substitute 100x “remove a cursed tool/accessory” for blessing a cursed tool…

but, including all the cursed tools and accessories, there’s only 16… which means you will need to go dig up 4 duplicate cursed accessories using this method! yay!!! extremely pointless since you can’t sell blessed accessories until after marriage in DS for girl (at which point you can’t trigger pastor carter’s proposal)

you unlock a conversation with cardi when you spend at least 205,000 G. which means the quickest thing to do is to order removal of a cursed item five times, then bless 2 cursed items.

**be careful when blessing accessories to only equip one at a time!!! if you equip a stack of duplicate accessories, blessing that stack destroys the duplicates!!!! :( so just take 1 out of the stack and equip it!!!**

you also can’t unlock more conversations until you’ve seen the one you unlocked, so like even if you spend a million G you’ll just unlock one conversation, and you’ll need to finish that conversation and then spend 205,000 G to unlock the next one…yeah….

on the tenth conversation he abruptly reveals that he’s fallen in love with you and asks you to marry him! it ends your game, but….! on the bright side, it ends your game!!! you’re finally free from Hell Simulator!!!!