#goldfish reader

[jaythes1mp]

Hello how are you? I hope you are well!

Okay wait this idea is probably dumb and stupid so you can ignore it since it popped up into my head and I wanted to ask but what about a goldfish! reader who can turn into a human.

It’s like cat! Reader or puppy! reader but instead of them being either of those they can change into a goldfish.

How would the Batfamily treat them? Like a huge tank or something? Premium fish food? Treats?

How would the Batfamily treat their human form?

I started to laugh while writing this so haha

Have a wonderful day/ night/ evening!

I LOVE YOUR WORK SO MUCH TAKE A BREAK AND MAKE SURE TO REST AND DRINK WATER AND TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF!!! 🩷❤️💙🩵💚💜💛

⭐️anon (I just dubbed myself that sorry 🤣)

You can totally be ⭐️ anon, I love your energy!

In the case of a goldfish reader, and any other freshwater creatures that they may turn into, the family would first have to develop a fiercely protective and possessive obsession over the human half before they would become overly invested in the aquatic aspects.

It's not until the family has become yandere that they would start showing a particularly possessive interest in your freshwater form.

With a goldfish in mind, Jason wouldn’t likely exhibit a strong interest in you due to the limitations of your aquatic form. But on those rare occasions when he’s at the manor, he’ll still opt to spend time with you, enjoying your company even if you can’t do the same things he typically enjoys.

However, if Jason were able to find a way to force you into remaining in your human form with him, then he’d probably become completely fixated on keeping you by his side at all times. You’re still his Darling, yknow? It’s a pity that the rest of the fam won’t let him keep you at his house. He’d even buy a large tank for when you shift, and everything!

Tim would be delighted the thought of stealing you from the manors comedically oversized enclosure, which they had built in just for you, to swap you out for a regular fish he had bought at the nearest pet store, just to see how long it took for the rest of the family to notice.

He'd keep you in a tank on his desk, right next to all his paperwork, so that he can watch over you as he works away, taking little breaks to observe and admire you as you swim about in your watery prison.

Tim would make sure to keep the tank well-decorated and comfortable, adding in your favorite plants, stones, and trinkets to keep you entertained. Similar to the main one in the center of the manor, just with far less space.

But regardless of how pretty your tank looks, it would still feel like a prison. You're always going to be painfully aware of your confinement. Especially when the one on Tim’s desk has a lid, forcing you to stay and swim endless circles, never stopping until he feels gracious enough to let you out.

Damian treats you with extreme care. Everything must be perfect. With a sterile, immaculate tank, an ample supply of food 24/7, your health in top condition, and absolutely no signs of boredom. Even the slightest hint of loneliness will have him instantly scooping you out of the water, either forcing you to change back to spend time together, or he'll invest in a portable tank to smuggle you into his school. You'll never be left to your own devices for long, as he's always making sure that you're given all the attention that you deserve.

Damian is fully aware of how susceptible fish can be to depression, and given the somewhat abrupt manner of your kidnapping, he won’t take any chances. So, to prevent any potential psychological distress, he's extremely careful to provide you with everything you could possibly need to be happy and healthy. With ample space to swim around, a proper diet, and plenty of stimuli to keep you entertained. When you’re with him, it's as if you're living a life of unparalleled luxury, in spite of your confinement.

Although, Damian has still accidentally snatched up the counterfeit you that Tim had placed in your tank, and it was ultimately Conner who had to break the news to him that it wasn't the real you half way through the school day.

Dick, being the affectionate sibling that he is, would probably still keep you company while in your goldfish form. He'd swim about in the water with you, and find ways to interact and entertain you, such as tossing in small toys for you to play with, or placing his hands in the water to let you nuzzle against them. He's just glad that you're in a more vulnerable form, as it reminds him of when Jason was a child and how he’d missed out on the time in your life where you'd of been more receptive to his affection.

He’d probably even have special underwater equipment installed in the tank, like a communication device so that he could “talk” to you, bubbles that he could blow at you, or maybe even an intercom for music, just so he could better connect with you in your aquatic form. Dick will stop at no end to ensure that you feel loved and included, even as a fish.

It’ll be almost the same as with your human form, but instead of using words or touch, Dick will find other creative ways to pamper and spoil you, like adding special treats or fish toys to the tank, or arranging the underwater environment into a little sanctuary just for you. He’ll do everything in his power to show how much he cares, just like the affectionate big brother that he’s forced you to see him as. Just how it’s supposed to be.

The last of the family is Bruce. While the others find ways to pamper and spoil you, Bruce's interactions with you as a fish are a little more distant. He'll dutifully check in on you at least twice a day, making sure that the tank is clean and that the water quality is up to standard. But after that, he'll spend less and less time around your enclosure.

He's more comfortable when you're in human form around him, as it allows him to better understand your wellbeing. He can gauge your emotions, check if you've been eating enough, and actually see you properly, instead of just catching glimpses of your little fish body hiding behind the expensive rocks.

You're now Bruce’s child, and yet, when you’re in your goldfish form, he can't help but feel a distance between you. Perhaps it's the inability to communicate, or the way your little fish body seems to hide behind everything, but it's harder for him to truly connect with you on a deeper level. Maybe it's the cold reality of knowing that he’s keeping you in confinement, or the loss of affection, but something about your life as a fish just doesn’t sit well with him.

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[heartfullofleeches]

What about goldfish reader and auryn for mermay??? How could you forget the gentle giant and the neglected baby???

That would be fun. Just need an idea for them since it's been a while since I thought about them. Maybe more family drama or Auryn finally buying that island for their giant angel and gatekeeping it from their "friends" who want to explore the place

[bunnis-monsters]

Ideas…

Goldfish hybrid bf that spent a lot of his life neglected. People already know very little about hybrids, but combine that with the misinformation around goldfish and you have a disaster waiting to happen.

Pigeon hybrid bf thats seen as a pest. Most people take pity on him, but still they do nothing but stare as he struggles to live without the care and affection of humans.

Rat hybrid bf that’s also seen as a pest, but is hated and often chased off. Attempts at his life made daily means he’s not trusting. He’s in survival mode and it’ll be hard to get past the walls he’s put up. Extremely intelligent.

Quail hybrid bf that’s a cute thing, who had been pampered by his previous owners… then found out he was going to be eaten. Now he’s out in the wild after escaping, trying to find someone else to take care of him.

[toomanygoldfish]

between you and Ushijima he is the pushover when it comes to his kids. He doesn’t let anyone on court push him around or convince him to do anything that could remotely get him in trouble. But when it comes to his kids “don’t let your mother know that I let you stay up this late” or “if your mother asks, no, we did not get ice cream”.

of course your kids can’t keep a secret for the life of them, so you always find out but you just shake your head and tell them that their father is crazy.

[oopsiedaisydeer]

ᴡᴀᴠᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡɪꜱʜᴇꜱ

…𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘨𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘦'𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵'𝘴 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘦𝘵 𝘳𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘴

Goldie leaned back, cradling her tea in both hands, her eyes wandering to the window as if the view could offer some kind of clarity. She glanced over at Matt, who was still fidgeting with the sleeve of his jacket, his usual quietness settling between them.

“Matt,” she started, her voice light but edged with something unspoken, “I think you're honestly the best thing that’s ever happened to me. You’re my best friend, and-” She paused, letting the silence hang just long enough to see if he’d catch her drift. “I think... I’m really lucky to have you in my life.”

She smiled, but it didn’t quite reach her eyes. It was the kind of smile that said too much without saying anything at all, a little too genuine, a little too soft.

Matt glanced at her, his brow furrowed like he could sense there was more to her words. He didn’t say anything, though, just gave her a small, distracted smile in return. His usual warmth was there, but the ease was missing, like he knew there was something important being left unsaid.

Goldie felt her hands shake as she gripped the teacup. Her heart felt like it might burst out of her chest. The love had always been there, under the surface, but now it was pushing to the front of her mind, and she couldn’t ignore it. Not anymore.

“I don’t know how you’re feeling,” she murmured, her voice gentle, curious, “I just… sometimes I wonder do you think there could be something more than... this? Maybe it’s silly of me to think that way.” She tilted her head, a soft smile on her lips, eyes searching his with quiet warmth. “But I just wanted you to know.”

Matt looked at her, his lips parted as if he was about to say something, but before he could get it out, there was a loud knock on the door followed by Nick’s voice.

“Hey, Matt! We’re getting food, you coming?”

Goldie blinked, the moment slipping away as quickly as it had come. She let out a quiet sigh, her shoulders stiffening as she set her cup down on the table. She didn’t even bother trying to hide the slight shift in her expression, the way she was suddenly less open, more guarded.

“I guess that’s our cue,” she said, her tone bright, even though the weight of what she had just said was still in the air between them.

Matt opened his mouth, looking like he wanted to protest, to say something before she could withdraw completely. But Chris’ voice interrupted them, more insistent than Nick.

“Matt! Come on, man!”

Goldie stood up, smoothing down her jeans and offering him a soft, almost playful smile. “You go ahead, I’m just going to-”

She didn’t finish the sentence. There was no point. She could already feel the walls creeping back up, the small, quiet withdrawal she was so good at making. She could feel it already, that little ache of wishing things could be different, that this moment could have been something more.

Matt hesitated for a moment, looking like he was about to reach out, but then, as if remembering something, he quickly got up to follow his brothers.

“See you later,” he said, his voice a little distant, and Goldie nodded, forcing herself not to look too closely at the way his eyes found her as he left her behind.

creds to @bernardsbendystraws for the dividers!!

a/n: NOT A LOT JUST FOREVER. anyways.

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[0kaymellon]

Shoto todoroki relationship headcanons

He gives me goldfish energy

Not in a bad way but in a tends to forget a lot of things and kinda has the same look when he’s trying to remember something

It’s such an adorable look

Again you’d have to be the one to ask him out because god knows he isn’t

He’s never really had a good close bond until he went to UA so you know he ain’t used to the feeling of love

Deku would have to explain what a relationship is the poor guy is so clueless 😭

Once you’re official it would be awkward but just because he doesn’t talk a lot

You’d have to initiate any intimacy

Don’t expect any intimacy in public apart from hand holding and hugs

But do expect to be SPOILT

He is ready to get you anything you want

And dates are AMAZING

You almost fainted when he offered to go to Paris for your 6 month anniversary

He’s scared to be like his dad so he asks his classmates and his siblings for advice

Fuyumi wanting to meet you IMMEDIATELY

Please she’s so sweet 🥹

Makes you something for when you and hun come round to hers

She loves you and you love her

And when Shoto wants to get married please be prepared for the best of the best

His sister definitely helps you with planning while Natsuo helps Shoto

You definitely get a pet goldfish as a little inside joke 🤭

[snixkers]

Empty Fishtank

Pairing: Emily Prentiss × GN!Reader

Hurt/Comfort

For: @d33pd3sire-blog

Content Warnings: Loss of a pet, grief, insensitive comment to loss, use of pet name (baby), swearing

Summary: After your pet Goldfish dies, Morgan makes an insensitive comment. Luckily, your girlfriend is there to help.

Author's Note: Sorry about your pet, I hope this does them some justice!

Feedback is always appreciated!

Requests are OPEN

You sat at your desk, staring morosely at the computer as you typed up a few emails. The team was aware that there was something wrong, but no one wanted to ask. Emily gave you a few sympathetic glances throughout the day, but she couldn’t do much more than that. Finally, Morgan decided to make his way over to your desk.

“Hey, what’s going on? You’re usually all sunshine and rainbows.”

Emily perked up at the sound of someone talking to you, making her way over to keep an eye on the situation.

You shrugged, looking up at him as he raised an eyebrow.

“My goldfish died yesterday.”

His eyes widened slightly as he stared at you before doing his best to comfort you.

“It’s gonna be okay. It was just a fish, right?”

His words hit your chest with a dull thump. Objectively, it was just a goldfish. But he was more than that to you. Before you knew it, you had burst into tears in the middle of the bullpen and drawn the attention of every agent in the vicinity.

Emily shot Derek a death glare as she led you out of the bullpen, rubbing your shoulders and finding you a seat in an empty conference room.

“I’m gonna punch him in the face. He’s a dick.”

You just shook your head, wiping the tears that wouldn’t stop falling.

“He’s right.”

She crouched down to your level, brushing your hair back and helping you take feep breaths.

“Baby, look at me. It doesn’t matter if he was a sock. He mattered to you.”

You sniffled to prevent your face from becoming an even bigger mess and nodded. She pressed a quick kiss to your forehead and squeezed your hand.

“How about after work we go down and see about getting a new fish?”

You shook your head slightly, watching her face soften.

“I don’t want to replace him.”

She sighed, leaning closer to you and pressing her forehead against yours.

“It’s not a replacement. But if you’re missing your fish, you can give that love to one of his friends.”

You teared up again at the sentiment, grateful for your girlfriend and her reassurance.

“You don’t think it’s stupid?”

She shakes her head again, pulling you up to your feet.

“Loving something isn’t stupid. Come on, I want you to see it when I kick Morgan's ass.”

[princessbrunette]

goldfish!reader!!!!

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she’s kinda normie core and very low maintenance and always swims

[bravo4iscool]

What's up bestieeeee <3

I saw your call for request and ideas and I SHALL PROVIDE.

How would the TF141 react to getting a pet (feel free to choose what kind of pet, depending what pet person you think they are!)

And how would they behave as a pet parent? 👀

If you don't write for all of them, just do the ones you feel like!!

Have a lovely night 🩷

~ Fi 🐝

AHHH THANKS FOR THIS REQUEST!!! i love it very much🤭

i hope you like the kind of animals i gave them hahah (i’m sorry it’s so short)

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REQUESTS/ASKS OPEN!!!

simon “ghost” riley

“come on boy,” simon urged and patted the spot beside him on the couch. “c’mere.” riley raised his head and looked at his owner. he tilted his head and blinked.

“d’nt look a’me that way,” simon laughed and shook his head. “c’mere boy.” he patted the spot on the couch again and this time the shepherd dog complied and raised to his feet.

he jumped onto the couch and set his head on simon’s lap. “atta boy,” the man mumbled and started crawling him behind his ears. “you as lazy as i’m, huh?” simon smirked as he fumbled with the tv remote to put the game on.

once the tv was on and the game running simon laid his head back and sighed. this morning he woke up—petless—and now he had a furball on his couch, more precisely, half on his lap and life couldn’t be better.

he wasn’t alone anymore, he had company—one who didn’t annoy the shit outta him like johnny—and he had someone to talk to, even if riley wasn’t human. it definitely felt better to talk to a dog than to a wall.

johnny “soap” mactavish

“y’pissin’ with me ri’now johnny, aren’t ya?” simon blinked, staring at the animal in front of him.

“absolutely not, me frend,” soap grinned, proudly standing beside his parrot. “meet ghoapie. he’s me parrot.”

simon massaged his temple a took a deep breath. “a parrot? with the name ghoapie?” the brit stared at his best friend, not knowing what the hell to think right now. he knew johnny was…weird but not this weird.

“yea.” pride was clear in soap’s voice and his grin stayed on his face even tho simon looked like he wanted to jump through a window and get himself killed.

“imma kill y’johnny. i’m actually gon’ kill ya.”

soap faked a hurt look and grabbed his chest in a dramatic manner. “why’d ye do that?”

simon’s eyes widen and he pointed at the bird. “because ya got yourself a fuckin’ parrot! how d’ya think this gon’ work out?”

soap frowned and crossed his arms in front of his chest. “ye have a dog. why can’t i have a parrot?”

simon opened his mouth to answer but then the parrot interrupted. “ye why,” he croaked, gaining an annoyed look from simon.

kyle “gaz” garrick

“oh won’t you look at yourself,” gaz cooed as he crawled the little kittens chin, keeping her close to his chest. “oh you’re just the cutest.”

gaz sat down on his couch and carefully sat the kitten down beside him. then he looked at him. “well, what am i gonna name you, huh?”

he started crawling the kitten again, smiling when it started to purr. it looked up at gaz, its eyes fixated on the dog tags around his neck.

then, with a leap it jumped upon his chest and its claws started to toy with said dog tags around gaz’s neck. he laughed and gently grabbed it to pull it away. “i know they‘re called dog tags but they‘re not real dogs, y‘know?“ he looked at the little kitten and tilted his head. “maybe that‘s what i should call ya. you wanna be called tags?“

the name sounded stupid, it really did but it also had a certain ring to it, gaz thought. but the kitten started reaching out for his dog tags again and another laugh escaped him. “that‘s a final thing then! welcome home tags!“ gaz set tags down and reached for the real dog tags around his neck.

the kitten started reaching for it again and jumped around when gaz started to play with the tags. he held them in his hand, swinging them around in the air until the little kitten was able to catch them.

captain john price

“finished,“ the captain mumbled as he took a step back. the aquarium was all set up and now only the inhabitant was missing. he turned around and grabbed the small box which stood on his desk. “time to give ya a new home little fella.“ he opened the box and carefully lowered it into the aquarium to set the fish inside free.

then suddenly his door busted open and soap stalked in. „ye know i thought ghost was pissin‘ with me when he told me ye got a goldfish—“ his eyes feel onto the aquarium. “—but i guess he was right…“

“hello to you too soap,“ price grumbled and pulled his hand back. he wiped it dry on his shirt and set the box down on his desk again. “and yes, i did get a goldfish.“

soap blinked at his captain, then at the goldfish happily swimming around in his new home. “i always thought ye was a dog person. a goldfish is…a weird choice.“

price huffed, “says the one who got a parrot.“ soap wanted to shoot something back but then simon walked in and crossed his arms in front of his chest.

“i told ya i was right. y‘know my ears may not be t‘best anymore but my eyes work j‘st fine.“ there was a hint of offence in his voice as he looked at soap, raising one eyebrow.

soap rolled his eyes and mumbled, “ye were right.“

simon grinned under his mask, “thanks.“

[jaythes1mp]

HI HOW ARE YOU I HOPE YOU’RE WELL!

I loved the way you wrote the Goldfish! Reader one shot I was surprised you wrote it so fast but excited! You could’ve taken your time with writing but it had me giddy when I was reading it!

This idea popped up again in my head from where you said that Conner would have to break the news to Damian about the goldfish reader not being there and it’s a fake fish that looks real similar.

During lunch:

Conner who barley had any classes with Damian that day and only could meet with him during lunch: H hey buddy you know that’s not goldfish! Reader right?

Damian who’s feeding the fish: hmm what do you mean of course it’s them.

Conner who can see the little differences and maybe hear the different heartbeat or something: that’s not them

Damian realizing the differences is like: this is just a common fish?! Who could’ve- *cuts himself off realizing who and growls out* Drake!

*the common goldfish just vibing, liking the tank and food* (^.^)

Wayne Enterprises:

Tim who’s doing paper work for Bruce sneezes out of nowhere: huh wonder who’s talking about me now?

*Tim smiles at reader in goldfish form realizing it’s time to feed me opens the enclosures little lid or something dropping premium pellets in*

Tim: here you go some food! Huh it’s time for lunch for me too.

*goldfish! Reader who had been sleeping on a comfy rock perks up at the sound of fish pellets hitting the water*

Goldfish! Reader!: As much as I hate the fact that I’m like this these some really good freaking premium fish pellets *the words just come out in air bubbles*

*quickly swims to get them and eats the pellets going through the hoop that’s in the tank after that and decides to go to the filter bubbles bored swimming against the mini current letting it push them away having fun and than determined to not get pushed by said current so swims determinedly against it*

Tim watching this taking pictures that he’s definitely gonna print later: Wow look at you go!

ALSO WOW THE BIG GOLDFISH BLEW MY MIND!

Also another scenario Raccoon! Reader sneaking out and determined to get to the trash and is going through it when their picked up by an unamused Alfred who promptly squirts them with a water bottle as he carries them back into the manor taking and scolding them and the reader just chitters and screeches angrily at him but doesn’t attack him because he makes good food.

Raccoon! Reader: *chittering and screeching angrily in Raccoon speak* Alfred it’s in my nature to do this you can’t stop me! The other raccoons are doing it why can’t I?! You’re embarrassing me and ruining my street cred in front of them! *sees the other raccoons nearby and screeches louder chittering more embarrassed and angry* I’m not a cub / kit s not fair! *throughs up paws to cover themselves the face and grabbing their ears*

Alfred tsking carrying them by the scruff: We must take you a bath now and take out that raccoon book bag harness (like a kids child leash book bag thing) during the night! Who would like to have you first during the night to make sure you don’t escape hmm Master Richard or Master Damian? Or Master Bruce?

Raccoon! Reader: *screeches more*

SORRY FOR THE LONG ASK/ SCENARIO! IT JUST WOULDN’T LEAVE MY HEAD!

I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY/ NIGHT/ EVENING!!!!💜💚🩵💙❤️🩷💛🩶🖤🧡

⭐️anon

Hey ⭐️! I’m good, how are you?

These are so cute!! I love your little raccoon reader scenario. If they were more lenient yans who know that you’ll come back, then that would definitely happen.

Also, RIGHT??? Goldfish facts are actually crazyy

「SORRY FOR THE LONG ASK/SCENARIO! IT WOULDN’T LEAVE MY HEAD!」 ← anytime dude! I love these💚

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[heartfullofleeches]

Didnt you have a guy with a fishy reader (who belonged to his brother at first)? I could’ve sworn that I read about him, but I can’t find anything

-🦐

Their* Brother. Auryn is NB and took in Goldfish Reader after their brother abandoned them. Goldfish grew big a strong Clifford style and brother got jealous. I added both fics to the goldfish reader tag for ease

[mrrecaswife]

Dr. Ratio x Alhaitham theme edit (because they are both geniuses…)

I'm honestly really proud of this one!

Reblogs and likes appreciated

Please do not repost or claim as your own (I'm only on Tumblr fyi)

[toomanygoldfish]

sentence a day until I can write

Ushijima didn’t tell anyone that he was getting married, so imagine his PR teams surprise when at a meet and greet someone asks him on a date and he holds up his hand with a ring and says “I’m married”.

[oopsiedaisydeer]

ᴘᴏɴʏᴏ!ᴀᴜ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴꜱ

fluff, established relationship, domesticity, quiet intimacy, sleepy affection, comfort characters, kissing and cuddling mentions

word count - 200ish

matt calls her “goldie” more than her real name. sometimes “fish,” if he’s teasing. she pretends to hate it but secretly glows.

they don’t say “i love you” often, but they’re very big on acts of service. every act is a quiet declaration.

she always brings snacks to his house, tucked in tote bags and pockets. apple slices, baked banana bread, or candy she says “looked like him.”

he keeps a little shelf in his room clear for her stuff, a mug she likes, extra socks (because she never brings matching ones), a tube of lip balm she forgets every time.

goldie sits on his counter while he cooks noodles, legs swinging, talking about movies he’s never heard of. matt listens, hands moving slowly, stealing glances.

matt writes about her in his journal, not poetry or anything fancy, just little moments: she had soup on her nose. didn’t tell her. wanted to keep it.

she has a photo of him on her film camera roll where he’s blurry and half-smiling, holding a spoon like a mic. it’s her favorite.

he gets flustered when she’s affectionate in public, but she knows how to push it, looping her pinky through his, nudging her head onto his shoulder when no one’s looking.

they argue over soup textures. goldie likes hers chunky, matt prefers smooth. somehow they both think the other is completely wrong. this never gets resolved.

on bad days, goldie brings tea and makes him sit with a blanket over his head while she braids his hair (badly). he says it doesn’t help, but he never tells her to stop.

goldie loves to kiss along matt's jawline and "tickle" him, basically tricking him into play-fighting. this eventually leads to them making out, which was her goal all along.

dividers by @kaitsawamura ꨄ

a/n: first time writing headcanons!!! sbfjsbsfdj i hope u like em :3

[mochinomnoms]

Follow up question to the ask about a new nickname besides Shrimpy since the OP asker is allergic to shellfish…

Does Floyd’s nickname dictate Yuu’s merform?

Floyd: Nickname God, Master of Merforms! 🙌🤣

Malleus would be a seaslug mer oh god help 😭

No it doesn't, but I thought it would be funny as hell skjalsjflaskjf

I like to think that if any of the cast gets turned into mers, Floyd will get visibly distressed and annoyed if they aren't what he mentally assigned them to be.

[ssreeder]

Your fic is AMAZING and I fucking love it!!! I have been in the hospital for the past 2 days and your fic made the stay 10000000000x better along with the free goldfish but the Zukka was clearly the winner there. I only have the last 2 chapters left and I am saving them bc I don't want it to be over ish!! Love you to pieces girl <3

hospital?! awww I’m so sorry you were in the hospital! but I’m happy my fic was able to make the stay a little more bearable! Idk if you’ve caught up? but if you did I should have more for you to read soon!! (Ngl when you said you were getting free goldfish I thought the swimming fish for a second & was like whyyyyy??? Now I realize you probably mean the cracker lol)