#had so much fun with this one!!! 💙💚

[queen-of-gotham]

💚💙All Of The Girls You Loved Before💙💚

(Oliver Aiku x f!reader)

Word Count: 1,055

Synopsis: Oliver loves you, tooth rotting fluff, based on Taylor Swift’s song of the same name.

Oliver wakes up, the sun filtering into the bedroom, birds chirping outside, and your pretty figure sleeping soundly beside him.

He watches the rise and fall of your chest, covered by the yellow of an Ubers shirt, your hair laid out on the pillow, your lips slightly parted with a bit of drool crusting the corner of your lip, and he feels his heart twist in his chest.

He knows his reputation was bad before he met you, a playboy. A man who jumped from girl to girl, idol to idol. He treated flirting and women like a game, something to win. Oliver could spit lines like no one’s business, and he was so non-committal.

Every girl he had loved before never lasted long.

A few weeks here and a couple of months there, never enough to amount to more than a game of ‘Who’s Uber’s top defender dating now’ on every European tabloid.

Until he met you. He was used to just feeling lonely, despite keeping a warm body in his bed. But you make him feel full. Like his heart is taking up too much of his chest, and his brain short circuits at the way your lips curl into a smile when you do.

Seeing you like this makes him pretty sure that he wants forever.

His heavy hand moves to your hip, gently pulling you into his broad chest, the scruff in his face rubbing against your supple skin as he nuzzles into your neck, breathing in your sweet scent, pressing gentle kisses to try and rouse you.

“Hey, beautiful. Good morning.” He says softly as you start to stir, the sound of your soft groan filling his ears.

“Good morning, love.” Your voice is soft and sweet, still filled with sleep as you nuzzle him back, pressing a kiss to his cheeky.

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Your fingers are intertwined as you walk the streets together, the morning air cool and thin, killing time before he needs to be at the stadium, wearing a ball cap and sunglasses to keep his identity on the down low.

You look like a painting, though. Wearing his jersey. His last name across your shoulders and his number, 23, on the center of your back. Oliver lets himself wonder for the briefest of moments if you’d want his last name for your own one day.

He’s done this a thousand times, with god knows how many girls, but it’s never felt like this, never thought like this. Not really. He’d said things similar tons of times, anything to keep the flavor of the week happy. But you? Oh, he means it, every word, every silly statement when he’s flirting. Every bit of it.

“Look.” You say, pretty manicured fingers tapping his chest and nodding over to a few girls at a bistro table. They’d certainly be attending the game later, wearing Ubers colors, a couple of signs, one with Oliver’s name written inside a heart.

He smiles even though it’s not your handwriting, because it reminds him of the notebook he came across in your stuff when you moved in. His name, in your pretty handwriting, with your favorite color drawn hearts around his name like a love-struck teenaged girl. He made fun of you for it because he couldn’t admit how you yearning for him of all people made his heart race.

God, he loved you, even if he didn’t deserve the loyalty you gave him. You deserved better, he thought, while simultaneously being certain no one else could ever provide you the happiness he does.

Oliver Aiku was a complicated man, okay?

You always talked about how your lives had been parallel lines, similar, the two of you close but never meeting until the stars aligned by fate and led you to one another. You weren’t a momentary spark in his chest; you were a fire he’d spend forever fanning the flames for.

How did any love you had before him ever let you go? He doesn’t understand. He doesn’t understand how any man could ever bear to break you or make you cry. You’ve told him stories of how others had broken your heart. How you’d sobbed on the bathroom floor trying to somehow ease the broken feeling on your own, over a guy whose name you couldn’t even seem to remember now.

He’s somewhat proud of that fact. That he’s loved you well enough that your past is a blur that happened, but you see your future in him, the same way he does for you.

He’s heard the stories of teenaged love you had that left you feeling worthless and broken and unworthy of love, how he promised you forever and left you without even the courtesy of goodbye after a lot of back and forth dating.

You’re like his own sunshine in a bottle. He refuses to believe that your exes couldn’t see that, and the fact they broke you like that makes him want to hunt them down. He promises he won’t hurt you like that. He couldn’t.

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You’re the first person he looks to in the crowd when he blocks a goal and kicks that ball down the field into next week. He looks for those clapping hands and bright smile, though he can’t hear the sounds of your cheers over the crowd; he knows you’re in the stands yelling, cheering for him.

He wants to know what forever feels like with you. He wants you in his arms every night before bed and to see your face first thing when he wakes up. He wants you to be his biggest fan as long as he’s playing soccer. One day he even wants kids with you, he thinks. A kid with your hair and his eyes, your laugh coming from his lips. It’d be perfect until you’re old and gray, and he truly knows what that feels like.

And you want that too, forever with him. He’s sure of it. Sure enough, he’s bought a ring. Sure enough, that win or lose, after this game, when you meet him down on the field, he’ll be getting down on one knee, and he’s sure you’ll say yes.

You’ll teach him what forever feels like, and he’ll teach you the same.

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[goldensakuma]

i am in. Immense Pain

[averycutesalamander]

merry crimes from me and boothill 💝 i hope everyone has a fantastic day !! 💕

[faefetti]

Hey Baby Dino! Ready to have some fun? .𖥔 ݁ ˖🦖.₊ ⊹.𖥔 ݁ ˖🦕

Here by popular demand, it’s a Dino room just for you! 💚💙

Made this one with some cool little boy blues and greens but of course this room is for any little one that likes it! Featuring some yummie Dino nuggies, a soft blanket that you can throw on top of the table to make your own dino cave, plenty of dino toys to play with, a soft book for reading and stimming with lots of fun textures, some chewies to keep those dino teeth nice and sharp and of course, a dino paci to take a nap with after a full day of fun!

Sorry this one took a minute lovies! Had too much Halloween on the brain heehee🖤🎃 Remember that you can check out any of the rooms I’ve made you so far in the softroom time tag! With that being said…

[jade-green-butterfly]

Okay, ever since I saw this Broppy moment in TBT, I just HAD to redraw it - Coossy style!🧁🦋 I've been wanting to for a while. It's one of my fave Broppy scenes, and it felt very fitting for Cooper and I~😊Words cannot express how much I truly, madly, deeply love my precious Prince of Funk, my special boi and lovable goofball...~💗😌Just like Broppy here~💙🙌🏼🩷 I could see Coopy in Poppy's pose and me and in Branch's pose, and I am dead chuffed with how it all turned out - especially with the expressions being totally spot-on!🤩Woo-hoo!!✨✊🏻

Hope you all like too, folks!🤗I really had fun recapturing this scene, with a dash of Coossy cuteness~💕✌🏻😚

Not only that, but it's also to celebrate the 3rd anniversary of Coossy becoming officially💯% canon~❣❣💖✨💜💗💚✨💖As seen in this post here I made in 2022~💓😍💓

I still can’t believe it’s been three years already since this happened, and I still feel like the luckiest gal alive to have the sweetest and most lovable troll ever by my side~!🥰💘💗💘🥰 As always, thank-you ever so much in a million to all you awesome peeps out there for greatly and wonderfully supporting my ultimate OTP!!💝🥹💝Always deeply appreciated so~!💞🫂💞xoxo.

Love you so forever & always, my sweet jellybean and Cupcake King of my heart~💗😘🫶🏻✨🌈💗

❣❣~🧁💜COOPER💗JUSSY💚🦋FOREVERMORE~❣❣ *~Reblogs are also deeply appreciated as well, so please do reblog as well as like! Thank-you kindly!~*

Cooper, Poppy & Branch (c) DreamWorks Trolls/DreamWorks Animation

Trollsona Jussy/Justina Butterfly (c) @jade-green-butterfly​​ (Me~!)

[fatcathappycat]

Narumitsu flavoured Case Fic Recs

YAY!!! CASE FICS!!! Who doesn't love a good case fic? So here are some of my favourite Narumitsu-flavoured case fics. Or hmm, maybe it would be more accurate to class these as case-flavoured Narumitsu fics? As usual, these are in no particular order, because fanfics are gifts to be enjoyed and celebrated, not ranked.

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1) The Phoenix, and Other Early Birds by Wildfey

Rating: T Words: 10, 1411 Time to read: 7 hours

A wonderful long fic by one of my favourite authors. This one is written from Apollo’s point of view and builds so much empathy for him and all the characters. It’s au, but you forget that as you are reading. This reads as a really good case fic too! You are in good hands, as are our beloved characters.

❤️💙🩵🩷💜💚 Found family is a beautiful thing. This is part one of the 2-part Other Early Birds (a beautiful missing scene that didn't quite fit into part 1)

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2) Dating for a Turnabout by Mikomikono

Rating: T Words: 89, 597 Time to read: 6 hours

Investigations into a smuggling operation lead Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth to a hotel on a beautiful resort island where they pose undercover as a couple... and you know, unnecessary feelings happen. Sweet, funny and entertaining case fic, crafted with an incredible level of detail {:-) :-)

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3) Maybe In Time (you'll want to be mine) by YourAverageBystander

Rating: T Words: 25, 571 Time to read: 1.45 hours

This was so much fun!!!! Fast and loose, very sweet and funny as heck, and a really decent case fic to boot! #pocket noodles #lotta hart is a good friend

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4) Not Perfect, But Loved by zombolouge

Rating: E Words: over 1.1 million! Time to read: 78.5 hours

You like long fics? I like long fics! And I especially love finished long fics! So this fic is for us. Insanely long, insanely fun two-part series with really wonderful FranMaya, Klapallo, Skymahdi and of course our beloved Narumitsu blorbo moments - And these are seriously solid case fics! Buckle up, pack some snacks, and stay hydrated, and seriously consider pacing yourself as you as you are going to be spending some quality time with these fictional folks to the tune of 78 hours, 20 mins and 3 sec, according to my reading time calculator.

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5) Kindred by timepatches

Rating: G Words: 96, 162 Time to read: 6.5 hours Yay! This one is a case fic and a PESS FIC!!! Super charming origin story of Miles and how Pess came to be, with a smartly written mystery at its core, and yes, there is Narumitsu in it. This feels like a novel and I have taken it with me more than once for company over a holiday weekend. It is wonderful.

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6) Folding the Crane by poodlepunk

Rating: M Words: 19, 121 Time to read: 1.25 hours

"Outside, the streets are familiar, but looking at them causes a slight uncanny valley feeling. Different clothing styles and cars and buildings in different places, combined it all makes Miles feel like a lost time traveler. He wonders if he should be more frightened and upset at his situation–his lack of memories, the injury. His childhood friend–now his emergency contact and haunting him like a stubborn ghost."

Miles has amnesia and Phoenix, Kay and loved ones try their best to help him as he recovers. Read if you like getting hooked by good characterization and mystery!

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7) Skin on Metal by KrisseyCrystal (IceCreAMS)

Rating: T Words: 50, 118 Time to read: 3.5 hours

In my Ao3 bookmark, I wrote: "You like tension? You like excitement? You like finely crafted characters and the fantastic edge of your seat, feel your breath hitch, pulse quicken type of thrillers? THEN THIS FIC IS FOR YOU BUDDY!!!" > This two-part series is so GOOOOOD! It really got my adrenaline running. I had read it in the early days of my fan fiction exploration and didn't bookmark it because I was a guest at the time I think. Anyways, a year later and I was still thinking about it so I put a call out on Tumblr and Reddit - thank you again to @littlestuffstohide for reuniting us with this awesome case fic!

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7) los angeles, japanifornia (or, conflicts of interest) by allicanseeispink

Rating: T Words: 50, 958 Time to read: 3.5 hours

It's hard to describe the excitement I felt when reading this fic. It feels so fresh and grounded in reality. This work reads like a movie or a really, really high quality legal drama. Beautifully descriptive, set in actual, physical locations in California, this work comes across as so authentic and experiential. I felt like I learned more about the US legal system when reading it. It's powerfully good and I highly recommend it.

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7) The Disappearance of Trucy Wright by ziskandra for MoonGoddex

Rating: T Words: 10, 953 Time to read: 45 mins

Satisfying one-shot of Trucy and Miles and Phoenix in the early days of their relationship. Good Larry, Franziska and Gumshoe moments too :)

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8) Turnabout Masquerade by cassibee

Rating: T Words: 9, 908 Time to read: 45 mins

Ugh!! This one hurts to share in a way. It is SO good! Truly a mini-bang! Delightful, sweet, tender, endearing and above all, clever, super entertaining... seriously everything you want in a Narumitsu case fic. It's probably of the best Narumitsu aus I’ve read so far but it’s too short and sadly unfinished. My heart broke a bit when I saw that it hadn't been updated since 2022 (on chapter 3 of 4!). But it's all about the journey, right? And the travel is good, my friends. Wishing the author all good things and hoping they are well and healthy, and that maybe one day, I will see an update in my inbox ❤

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9) Talk me down by halfdemonvash

Rating: E Words: 69, 063 Time to read: 5 hours

I bookmarked this one immediately after the first chapter because of the quality of the writing. It is easily one of the best 7 year gap fics I’ve read with solid characterization and some really, really nice schexy times. It's a wonderful case fic too. One of my 'go to' fics when I want a shot of endorphins. So good.

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10) Play Your Cards Right by poodlepunk

Rating: E Words: 29, 723 Time to read: 2 hours

"Phoenix has somehow been dealt a winning hand. Miles Edgeworth wants to go out on a date with him! But after so many years, is it even possible to make the leap from friends to lovers? Also, can the two of them get through one date without stumbling over a dead body? " Another one by Poodlepunk and one of my very first fan fic reads. Still one of my favourite works too {:-) :-)

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BONUS 11) The Dark Turnabout by HopeStoryteller

Rating: T Words: 21, 783 Time to read: 1.5 hours

This one is only Narumitsu flavoured if you squint but I'm including it anyways because I'm so excited to have found HomeStoryTeller as an author. This case fic features our beloved Mia Fey suring SL-9, “State vs Joe Darke.” It’s funny and heartbreaking and exciting even though we know what’s going to happen. Featuring fun scenes with Angel ‘the Cough up Queen’ and lovely moments of baby Phoenix and Mia sibling energy.

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Do you have a favourite case fic that I've missed? Please add to the comments or tags!

Enjoy! 🔎 ₍˄·͈༝·͈˄₎ ੭ ♡* ੈ✩‧₊˚

[tarotmundomonde]

First of half of 2025 will you officially start dating

Yes or no and a short explanation :)

pick a number 1-5 OR an emoji 🤎 💚 🤍 🖤 💙

(ps. this reading is for practice and for fun)

1.🤎 The answer is yes. It looks like most likely this is someone you know, who's been around for a while, it could even be a friend. It doesn't seem like this will surprise you. To be honest, it looks more like you've been single for a long time and just want to have someone. Like dating for the sake of dating, just to get things moving, have things happening. So giving it a chance. It's like you know this person and decide to be open to hang out and get to know each other more and see, if it can go somewhere. It seems that one main reason is truly that there isn't much going on, no options really and no manifestations. Even if you do manifestations, they are not working. So like said, it's like dating for the sake of dating.

2.💚 The answer is no. It looks like there is a variety of reasons to why. If you are into someone not available, it does look like you will drop it. If you simply don't have time, you seem to enjoy life as it is. But it looks like you do have new beginnings coming in, possibilities to connect and new possible connections that can lead to something later on. And one thing to mention is that there could or will be someone around you that you could be interested in and it looks like there will be an opening. For example if you are classmates, you might suddenly end up in the same group, working on a project together and that will open the door for possibilities.

3.🤍 The answer is yes. If you know this person, it's someone you've never talked with, no direct replies, no direct messages. But it looks like, as you read this you might already know, who this could end up being. If it's someone you haven't met yet, it looks like you'll somehow know, when you see them, like you'll just know this is the person. There will be this instant "click", inner knowing. You'll feel something special. It's a little difficult to explain, but there is this magical feeling to it. The more you see each other, the more you spend time together, it's kinda like you grow on each other. It's like it just feels natural and comfortable and there is this pull, wanting to be around each other, liking each other's company. It's a sweet feel good energy. It will take a while, however, it will be your person, who will say let's start dating.

4.🖤 The answer is yes. It looks like your energy will be stronger than usually. People notice you and someone will be brave enough to express their interest in you, flirting with you. And frankly, it looks like you like their looks and you decide to give it a chance. I think there will be heavy flirting first. Like for real heavy flirting. And it looks like it will feel natural to be around each other and flirting with each other. They might kiss you before you start dating. You'll really, really dig the physical aspect. Like the flirting, kissing, affection, you'll both love it. There will be strong attraction. Also, really heavy sexual energy & attraction. There is going to be a sense of you've found your type of person, they've found their type of person. You'll both think you've found someone you could call "my person".

5.💙 The answer is yes. This could be an ex or simply someone, who previously rejected you. But it's someone you really desire, you find them hot. It looks like when they come back they had quite a tough ending with whoever they were dating. And now they come back to you looking for a distraction, for a rebound. It looks like you'll end up together, because you have doubts about what if you missed out on something. Like a fear of loss and missing out. And a sense of better something than nothing.

[pransesdp]

Heyyy everybody, apologies for the delay in DP Next Gen stuff (for those who've been following me for it); had this one big idea for a cute family collage piece with the Fenton's (but kept on getting sidetracked by other things here & there, as usual T-T).

Still, I had ALOT of fun getting back to my roots with detailing the lives of Lilith & Morgan's upbringing… especially in time for the 21 year anniversary of Danny Phantom itself?? 😱😱 Maaaaan, how time flies… even if I may be a tad late to the party with celebrating, I can never forget the impact this silly ghost superhero series had on me, from 10+ years back & onwards~ 💚🤍

-Aaaaand with all that said, here's some detailed info below on each memory displayed here~ x3 For those curious/new to Morgan & Lilith in-particular, here's their bios too to read on their own! 👍

1) Danny & Sam (age 15) having their first date as an "official" couple; rocking it out at their favorite band's (Dumpty Humpty) concert live. After all they've been through with ghost fights, school, and other things throughout that whole year & a half ago (aka: the events of the canon series)… its a blessing to them both to have this moment to genuinely have fun as kids, again~ :3

2) Danny & Sam (age 22) having a special reunion moment on New Year's Eve; as around highschool graduation was the time they decided to take a "break" on their relationship to pursue the college life. While they still caught up now & then, arranging visits alongside Tucker & Jazz (+their other friends)… it was still a hard-but-necessary adjustment for everyone to figure out what they wanted in life. Within a few years time, and taking time to catch up after college graduation… from there, Danny & Sam couldn't help rekindling things, all over again~ 💕

3) Fast forward a few more years, and having done alot of maturing by this point… these spooky lovebirds decided to tie the knot, at last~ 💗(Its a bit hard to see here, but Sam's bridal look is meant to be a black & white long-sleeved fitted-gown with lacy trim, something like this; along with a blackish purple rose crown & spider-web veil~ 💜 )

4) About a year or so afterward, the couple were going about life as usual (ghost fighting, protecting the town, etc.)… up until a giggly bundle of joy decided to surprise the both of 'em, Lilith~ 💙x3 With her bright blue eyes, and fluffy head of hair, Lilith was as normal as any other baby… until she'd start floating around the room, echo around, or in this instance, use some invisibility powers to sneak into some food lol. Still, as both her mom & dad come to realize… how can one stay mad at that face?~ ;p

5) After a few more years ahead of Danny & Sam settling into parenthood, and Lilith's powers getting reigned in through the infancy years… another surprise greeted them in the form of a bouncing snow-haired bab, Morgan~ 💜^w^ To say toddler!Lilith was ecstatic to get a new baby sister to was an understatement; from the moment she held her, the Fenton sister bond would be set in stone~ x3

6) As nervous as Danny and Sam admittedly were, having another (potential) super-baby in the house… to their surprise, Morgan never showed any ghostly powers on her end; with her cooing, chubby-cheeked self being much more fixated on colors, snuggle time, and her first-ever favorite thing in life… Sayonara Pussycat (aka: the in-universe Hello Kitty lol)~ :3 🩷Nothing was gonna tear away this snow bean from the TV once Sayonara popped on (even if it was just a commercial); and so naturally that became the centerpiece of Morgan's 1st birthday (to her initial-delight…. aaaand then eventual embarrassment by her older years, whenever the memory's brought up~ lol ;P).

7) As Lilith & Morgan grew up through their childhood, both of them started to share their mother's taste in DIY arts & crafts. Halloween being the most hype time for the two of 'em to get as creative as they want with their special interests; for Lilith here, she decided to go as her favorite fairy princess on the hit show "Sparx Squad" (aka: in-universe "Winx Club" ;)). And as for Morgan, she's decided to go as a caped, firefly/alien-hybrid superheroine "Bug-A-Boo"; a special make-believe persona she & Danny came up with at playtime (space nerd genes kicking in lol)~ x3

8) Entering highschool, Lilith was determined to make the best of her teen years no matter what, and that included going to her Freshman school dance with her BFF, Darryl Foley~ ^w^ Though its simply a platonic gesture for the two of 'em here, they still had loads of fun dancing their awkward teen selves through many a cheesy pop song, raiding the snack bar, and joining their other friends later for a hangout at Nasty Burger later ;P 👍. (More info on Darryl can be found here, for those curious)

9) For her own high-school experience, Morgan… admittedly had it a bit rough coming to terms with her lack of ghost abilities, alongside the general fears of growing up (+feeling inadequate compared to her superpowered dad & sis :c ). At first, Morgan thought she'd be spending most of her teen years holed in her room, shying from the world… but soon, a chance for apprenticeship from Valerie's ghost hunter group gave her some hope. Valerie, tough as she is, wasn't about to let a bright young girl like Morgan lose confidence on her watch… and so came the long road ahead to train Morgan into a sleek & strong ghost hunter. The first of her missions being that of snagging down a runaway froggy ghost��� which admittedly did get a bit messy, but was still a successful job, nonetheless~ 👏👏(Also a bonus for yall, this Morgan design here is a callback to her 2017 design from waaaay long ago, awkward bean vibes & all~ lol)

10) And so, from the years ahead of both Fenton sisters growing on their own accord… came the fateful day of Morgan saying goodbye to her highschool days, and onward towards the future~ 🥺💜As her mom, dad, and big sister are proud to proclaim… "Fentons Together, Fentons Forever~" 🤗💚🤍

[kurishiri]

official IkeVil JP twitter role-played with fans as Roger

translation may not be 100% accurate or contain creative liberties. Please reblog, not repost!

and here are some of my favorite responses and some tidbits about Roger (and some others, through his eyes) 🥹👌 also I wouldn’t consider these spoilers; they’re more like bite sized fun facts you might find in a random scene in some random side story or event or something lmao also I don’t like the green gun emoji on my phone so I’m using the beer one instead.

1. Roger is trying to get along with Alfons (it’s not working so well though I guess, haha)

💬: Roger!! Have you been getting along with Alfons recently?

🍻: That’s always my intention, but whenever I see him he gives me a kind of disgusted look. So maybe he’s just shy or something.

2. maybe Victor is trying to get everyone drunk…?

💬: Roger, have you gone out to drink with Victor before?

🍻: I don’t think Victor really drinks outside. If anything, he’s the one bringing some good booze back to Crown for us. Could it be — he’s scheming something and trying to get us drunk?

3. Roger can crack a joke 😂👌

💬: I kind of just ate this without knowing what that liquid is, but what is it, actually? 🧪

🍻: That’s a love potion. If you drink it you won’t be able to think about anything but me——just kidding.

4. Roger and Ellis are the strongest!

💬: Who is the strongest in Crown?

🍻: Me, followed by Ellis. You wanna compare our strength now with an arm wrestle? Though I reckon you wouldn’t be able to win against me even if you used both hands.

5. Roger’s worst fight with Alfons

💬: Please tell us the worst episode of a fight you’ve had with Alfons〜!!

🍻: Once during a mission we got into an argument where Al and I almost died — that day I’ve never seen Victor look that quietly angry before.

6. drinking with William! (they’re the older bros of the group)

💬: What do you talk about with William when you drink with him?

🍻: Will knows a lot, so we’ll talk about all sorts of stuff. Like how Victor’s overworking himself, or how Jude’s got bad feet, or how Liam hurt himself again——wait, what are we, their guardians?

7. Alfons bombed the drinking date

💬: Hey Roger, what sweets do you like? Other than Alfons’ scone.

🪞: Are we talking about me? Oh, that’s my handmade scone that I put a lot of love into. Don’t you feel naughty with just one bite? What do you think is in it?

🍻: Hey, you, get out and go somewhere else already.

8. drinking with Elbie!

💬: Have you drank with Lord Elbert before? 🥺🍻💚💙

🍻: I have, yes. But I can never tell whether he’s drunk or not.

🪞: That’s because he always looks drunk.

🍻: Oy, Al, what are you doing here? Tonight’s supposed to be just me and the lil lady, so don’t get in the way like that. Shoo shoo!

9. Roger doesn’t just drink beer (surprise surprise!)

💬: What do you like to drink other than beer?

🍻: I also drink whisky, though I always prefer beer. What about you, lil lady?

10. Roger comforts you after a long day of work

💬: Roger, I finally finished work…

🍻: There, there, you did well. I remember your efforts very well. Good job today.

11. Jude and drinking, according to Roger

💬: When you’re drinking with Jude, have you seen him when drunk before? I want to know what he’s like when he’s drunk.

🍻: Can’t say I’ve seen him drunk before. It seems like that guy always got a calm look on his face, no matter how much he drinks.

12. what Ellis is like when drunk

💬: Cheers! I have a question, what is Ellis like when drunk?

🍻: Ellis isn’t that weak to alcohol… but he becomes a bit more fluffy than normal, I guess. But he can walk back to the castle just fine.

13. trying to get Ellis drunk…?!

💬: I heard Ellis is a little weak to alcohol. Have you taken care of him when he was drunk? Also how many cups does it take for him to become drunk?

🍻: Pfft, haha… Are you trying to get Ellis drunk? I’ll have you know Ellis is like a cute younger brother to me, so I won’t tell. I have taken care of him though——let’s leave it at that.

14. who can hold their alcohol in Crown?

💬: Who is the worst at holding their alcohol in Crown?

🍻: I think everyone in Crown is pretty good at holding their alcohol. But should we put that to the test? …No way, this really isn’t for me to gather information on them?

15. he be takin care of Crown when they’re drunk

💬: Who do you drink with most often? And have you taken care of someone when they got drunk!?

🍻: Taking care of someone… Ellis — no, Al, maybe? Oh, and also Jude… whoops, can’t say any more than that, or he’ll be after me.

16. what Harry drinks

💬: I always get the impression Harry drinks strawberry milk a lot, but when it comes to alcohol, what does he drink? I want to know 🦊🍸

🍻: Harry likes whisky soda. It goes well with chocolate, and I’ve seen him eating it together with the drink. Noww then, now that I’ve told you some important information, you’ll stop that lying fox from eating too much sweets for me, won’t you?

17. Roger’s advice for those who simp to the point of illness 😆

💬: My friends love you to the point they might be a little ill, Roger. They love you so much it’s too much for me to handle. Is there medicine to make them feel better?

🍻: I can introduce you to a doctor I know who has some good medicine. Want me to? His name’s Roger Barel.

18. he cooks?!?!

💬: I want to eat a meat entree with you, Roger! (this is sausage and roast pork that I made) 😋🍽️🥩✨ What’s your favorite type of meat? And what other foods do you like?

🍻: I would say steak, but any meat is good. But I also like salty things too. Sometimes I make things that go well with alcohol. Want some?

19. oh..? 😳

💬: Yippeeee✨✨✨ it’s everyone’s older brother Roger!! Congrats on your main story🎉💕 I really look forward to this summer! (I have 🦑 with beer)

🍻: You have as much excitement as Victor! For sure, look forward to it. I’ll make it a summer you won’t ever forget.

20. Roger’s recommended drinks

💬: I want to know your drink recommendations!

🍻: Mine is beer, beer, and more beer. Ah, having some ginger ale in between seems pretty good too.

21. he drinks with Ellis and Jude often!

💬: Out of the members of Crown, who have you been drinking with recently? Have you drank with them several times…! 🍻✨

🍻: I go out to drink with Jude and Ellis quite a bit. Well, I think I prefer drinking together with you the most though.

22. he loves meat at the end of the day eheh

💬: I’m thinking of drinking with you tonight🍻 What do you eat (snack) with alcohol? I’m thinking chips goes well.

🍻: My favorite is salty meat. But chips go well with beer too. Should we order some?

23. Roger’s advice for those who just turn the legal age

💬: I’ve turned the legal age, what do you recommend for a first timer…? Was your first drink a beer…?

🍻: At first, you should go for drinks that don’t have high alcohol content to see if you can drink it or not. Other than that, drink together with someone. For example, with me. And of course, the first drink I had was beer!

24. Roger’s favorite drinking partner is… ✨✨

💬: Is there anyone you want to drink alone with?? What types of things would you talk about with them!?✨

🍻: The one drinking in front of me, right now.

[dewitty1]

Fic Recs Wrap Up March 2025 (ノﾟ∀ﾟ)ノ⌒･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*☆

Maybe This Time by Hatsonhamburgers @hatsonhamburgers

Draco Malfoy has returned home from France after a five-year Potions Mastery study. He opens a shop in Knockturn Alley, is researching mental health treatments, and has a lovely flat all his own. The ire toward his name seems to have blown over, and he’s treated kindly by even those who were opposite of him in the war. His life feels so full, but he can’t ignore that he knows what’s missing: his old nemesis and obsession, Harry Potter. But something’s wrong with Harry. He seems to have had a complete breakdown after the war, and has spent the last five years trapped in time. Every day is the same, and every day, Draco makes amends to him. Potter seems to have lost himself to the trauma, and Draco wants to be the one to help him recover. But not all is what it seems, and Draco may need Harry just as much. Rec Post

The Power of Three by Queenie_Mab

 @mab-speaks

Harry has been seeing Luna, Mind Healer, for twelve years. Recently his repressed homosexuality resurfaces in a way that turns his world and his family upside down. Rec Post

My Little Berserker by Aelys_Althea @aelysalthea

Eighth year was supposed to be calm. Moderated. Peaceful, even. Draco returned to escape the chaos wrought upon his shambles of a life and Harry to flee the responsibility of a world that sees him as something greater than was truly possible. Hogwarts was a safe haven, right? At least it was until Hagrid comes up with the wonderful idea to introduce some additional members to the student body of the fluffier variety. Hagrid doesn’t do moderated - where’s the fun in that? Rec Post

More than Ruin’d Hopes shall Mourn. by jamie2109

Draco wasn’t entirely positive when he’d come to the awful conclusion that Potter had something tangible that made people love him. However, he was sure of the exact moment he realised he coveted that love enough to do something about it. Rec Post

Here are a few more fics I've read recently that y'all might like to check out as well!(੭ˊ͈ ꒵ˋ͈)੭. * ･ ｡ﾟ☆

Go Up to Gilead by dodgerkedavra @dodgerkedavra

The Aurors are Harry’s whole world—right up until he carries Draco Malfoy out of Azkaban in his arms. Harry can’t keep both, so he’s got to choose: forfeit the world, or forfeit his soul?

Among Ancient Pines by cambiodipolvere, only_the_heart_knows, Theartfulldodger @cambiodipolvere @onlytheheartknows @graymatters

Every day, Draco Malfoy tries. With every fiber of his being he tries. But he doesn’t much think about what he’s trying for. In his final term of Healer training, Draco is unfortunate enough to find himself on a plane, the only means of traveling to a small, magical town in rural Alaska. Years of hard work have culminated in an opportunity to work with an experimental wandmaker to study the intersection of Healing and wand theory. When Draco arrives, he doesn't find the wandmaker, but does find his apprentice, who happens to have ridiculously messy hair, a lightning bolt scar, and a definitely-not-charming smile. But Draco isn’t going to let Harry Potter get in the way of him becoming a successful medical researcher, even if Potter is stubborn, hot-tempered, reckless, surprisingly gentle, has bizarre taste in music, and likes to leave his shirts unbuttoned. How hard could the next few months be?

( •ॢ◡-ॢ)-♡ I hope you enjoy these fics as much as I have! Happy reading! xoxo Carey  (◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*💜💙💚💛❤💗💕💖

[mah-t-wordblog]

I just couldn’t stop thinking about it- I needed to write it

Can you do this?

Lee: Miya Chinen

Ler: Reki Kyan, Langa Hasegawa

❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜❤️🧡

Ships: NONE (well- langa x Reki if u want)

Warnings: This is a tickle fic, if you don’t like it, just scroll down

This fanfic is originally in Portuguese, my English is translated using an automatic translator, if there are any big errors you can tell me so I can fix them

❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜❤️🧡

It was a sunny day, perfect for skateboarding

Miya, Langa and Reki were together on the track they always used to practice or just have fun

Miya climbed the ramp and got ready

“Hey, Slime! Can you do this?”

The boy went down the ramp, going up another ramp that was in front of this one, when he went up, he jumped with his skateboard and did a spin

“Ohhhhh” Langa exclaimed from below

“Show-off” Reki crossed his arms, rolling his eyes

“Do I hear the sound of envy?~” Miya used his skateboard to get to them, laughing victoriously

“Pff, I doubt you can do what I can do!” Reki grabbed his skateboard and went up the ramp too

The redhead went down and went up the other side, doing a jump and spinning his skateboard

“That’s it?” Miya imitated him, doing exactly the same thing effortlessly

“Hunf, oh yeah?!”

Reki tried again, going up the ramp and down, spinning and landing on the skateboard upside down, holding his body with his arms on the ground

“How about it?” He said before standing up again

“Easy”

Miya did the same thing without difficulty, until he stopped in the position the redhead had stopped, where he was supporting himself upside down with his hands

“Langa! Now!”

“Huh?” Miya tried to turn around, but Langa held him in place, upside down “let go of me!”

“Not yet, we just want to teach you a lesson~”

Reki got close and dug his fingers into the boy's belly, tickling him under his shirt, which had lifted since he was upside down

“NOHOHOHOHOHOHO!”

Langa carefully tackled him to the ground, helping Reki and tickling the boy's armpits

“GEHEHET OHOHOFF!”

“You were too annoying, we needed to put an end to that~” Reki smiled

“Oh, you know what, Reki?”

“What?”

“I think he wanted that~” Langa teased, making Miya's blush rise to the tips of his ears

“SUHUHUT UHUHUP! SLIHIHIHIMES!”

“You're in no position to call us slimes right now, Miya, maybe if you apologize~” Langa grabbed one of his arms and pinned it by the wrist above his head, tickling his now exposed armpit

“Oh~ poor hero~ are we tickling you too much? Poor little ticklish Miya~” Reki teased in a baby voice, then dropped a huge raspberry on the little boy’s belly, making him scream.

Miya shook his head from side to side, kicking his legs and almost hitting his friends.

“PLEHEHEAHASE- AHAHAHA!”

“Apologize.”

“Come on Miya~”

“SOHOHORRY! NAHAHAHAHA!”

The two stopped their attack immediately, letting Miya breathe on the ground, still smiling.

“Y-you- m-monsters-“

“We really are! We’re the tickle monsters!” Reki shook his fingers for emphasis, which made Langa laugh.

“Whatever.” Miya crossed his arms, still blushing.

“What is it?” Langa asked

“It’s nothing, I just- never mind”

“You can tell us, we won’t judge you”

Reki smiled and sat down next to the other, Langa did the same and put a hand on his shoulder

“I-it’s been a while since anyone tickled me, I guess… I don’t totally hate it”

“Oh~ then we’d be happy to help! Wouldn’t we Langa?” Reki gave the biggest friendly smile possible

“Sure, and you don’t have to be ashamed of it” Langa smiled back, softly “Reki likes it too”

“LANGA!” The redhead blushed, which made Miya fall to the ground, laughing

❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜❤️🧡

Thanks for reading 💛💛

[swagyalastorwife]

Beelzedub x child reader

A/N: hiiiiiiii guyssss (^-^)/💙❤️I love the image so much! I'm sorry I haven't posted much, I had an exam!! and so this request dates from 1 or 2 weeks ago, I'm really sorry, I hope you like it

⚠️warning⚠️: none

Mammon with a child!reader💚

The festivities of the sin of gluttony were always the most anticipated and spectacular parties, everyone wanted to be invited and have fun!

One evening during one of these parties beelzedub had decided to summon more food because according to there was not enough so she started to fly in the middle heading towards the sky when she shouted to everyone

"is everyone ready"

The whole crowd got excited and answered her she then began to make appear everything she needed until a baby landed in her arms!

A HUMAN BABY???

The whole crowd fell silent and no one dared to speak beelzedub looked at you with a perplexed air ready to send you back where you came from but when she saw your eyes she could not let you go it was as if, as if you were begging her to stay by her side, she was lost she did not decide to interrupt her party.

How she will be as a mom

♡ She will be a very cool mom, she will do her best to make you happy and will spend most of her time with you

♡she really wants to be a good mom

♡Even if sometimes she can behave like an immature person she does her best

♡ However you will spend a lot, a lot of time with Asmodeus, he is the only deadly sin she really trusts.

♡ You will receive a rather special education, she will try to respect your human side but you must not forget that she is a "dog", "wolf" above all, so you will be half dog, half human, a rather strange mix to be honest, but the love that Beelzedub has for you is stronger than anything

♡ She will always defend you when you argue with someone and if you have questions about sexuality etc.

♡ She will send you to ask your questions to uncle Asmodeus { he hates her for that, because he does not want to be the one who will break your innocence}

♡ Overall she will be a loving mother who is ready to do anything for you, she loves you and respects you and will be ready to destroy anyone who dares to hurt you physically and mentally, she is a real mother wolf!

♡ Even if some people find it strange that yur mother is a wolf and you are human, she doesn't give a damn and fucks them all

♡ she loves you more than anything, and the day she laid eyes on you she felt so much love that she understood that she was ready to do anything for you.

Iii hooope you like iiit(^-^)/❤️

[dearfish]

Here's my piece for @ikesorenzine 💙💚

I had so much fun making this one, RD is probably my favourite FE game ever and IkeSoren will always have a special place in my heart;;

Remember leftover sales will be open until 5/10!

[gatorbites-imagines]

Can you write jason todd with ftm reader where he defends him from transphobia in public? I need my big beefy boyfriend to beat up transphobes for me pls. Thanks and happy pride ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Jason Todd x FTM reader

Headcanons

idc what anyone says, gotham knights Jason is beautiful to me

Hallo zusammen. Happy pride. My teacher decided last second to change everything about my next exam, so ive been stressing. So to make myself feel better, here’s some Jason going to pride with his BF.

As much as Gotham is a shithole filled to the gills with crime, its got a large demographic of LGBT. Even the heroes and villains are somewhere on that spectrum, which also means none of them target the local pride parades.

But like any pride parade, there are bigots at the sidelines. Now, Gothamites don’t do stupid well, so most are sent packing before they can even start up with their usual theatrics. Are you gonna yell homophobic slurs at poison ivy? Or when Killer Croc is walking by wearing rainbow streamers?

That doesn’t mean there aren’t stupid that sticks around. They are rarely locals, since even the most hateful locals know not to be dumb enough to cause a ruckus the one place the villains and vigilantes get along and have the same goal.

Not every hero was suited up though, seeing as you and Jason were walking side by side along with everyone else. Jason was wearing a less flashy outfit, mainly because he doesn’t do bright colors too much, but your sexuality and gender were more out in the open.

At least obvious enough for some hateful person to spot that you’re trans. And since you look like an easy target, amongst Gothamites at least, they decide to focus on you with their hateful rhetoric.

Insults weren’t anything new slung around Gotham, a city where you would get called a bad nickname more than your actual name. but it was never focused on something like your gender, your sexuality, or your race. It would be something like the fact that you wore ugly shoes, or that you ate weird.

which was why it catching the attention of more than just your boyfriend when the transphobic slurs get thrown at you. Apparently, you freezing up at the slurs seem like a win to these people, as they start yelling and jeering at you even more.

 Surprisingly it isn’t Jason that throws the first punch. Its some random chick wearing a lesbian flag over her shoulders and purple ladder laced boots. Her punch seems to unleash what everyone had been holding in, not wanting to give these bigots any attention.

Jason gets his own punches in of course, specifically targeting the people that had been yelling slurs at you. And as much as you hate this city sometimes, seeing people from all across the board come together to beat up bigots seems like its as unified as Gotham is ever gonna get.

Some other people wearing pride flags or colors come to check up on you, but you are honestly too busy watching Jason throw a guy with an offensive sign across the pavement.

The other people nod approvingly at your boyfriend. Fun to think Jason, the most Gotham guy you know, gets the approval from the Gotham gays.

When Jason comes back, he’s still jittery, his blood clearly rushing from the confrontation, but a couple of kisses and thank you gets him to settle down for the most part. He ends up more colorful than he would like, being given flower crowns and different lanyards and sashes. But hearing you laugh is enough to make him put up with it.

And if you’re wondering where the heroes were? Well, they just happen to have been busy with something else, even if Red Robin had been sitting on the ledge of a building, wearing his own pride flag the entire time.

You and Jason can both tell he won’t hear the end of this when you guys get home later. At the end of the day, the hateful speech doesn’t weigh too much on you, knowing that not just Jason, but Gotham as a whole, would chew up and spit anyone out who tried it.

[dannyriccsystem]

🐟 anon here! love and light to all the drivers!! they're all such cuties to me 💙 (I am neutral on some but yeah can't understand being a hater on any of the drivers, the various teams are working overtime fucking up everything so you can have a perfectly justified entity to hate :3 jk) so time for driver love analysis 💙

the McLaren babies!! Oscar is obviously very cat/bunny coded, and frankly there's not much to hate about a quiet boy doing his job (winning) and looking munchable while doing it 😺 and lando!! his recent stream + the red flag f1 video has re-endeared him to me, the duality of quiet/loud that exists in lando is so interesting to me, and his smiling face is very cute 😊

the WILLIAMS BOYS!! I am a Carlos sainz fan first and foremost but both Williams boys are so funny and wholesome to me 💙 they were both very funny in the red flag video (I just watched it so it's firmly impressed on my brain) admitting they do red flag activities (talk during movies and forget people's names) Carlos was also very stunning in the madring exhibition (the princess of Spain frfr his hair was STUNNING) I am unsure of what alex has been up to but the first photo on his post Spain dump was GORGEOUS (he looks sooooo good in the sun 🤤) and on a racing side they've both been working well as a team! 🙌

ferrariiii ❤️ I cannot lie I have been looking away from them but yes Charles and lewis are both gorgeous boys (working hard to bring that car places) so Charles!! him and his brothers were so handsome in the Lorenzo wedding photodump 😩 and also he's so pretty in his new merch drop ❤️ and LEWIS! ok this man truly does not appear on my feed but although I always see him going through the Ferrari Horrors™ he does seem to be having fun out of f1! and yes sir lewis hamilton is always stunning ✨

red bull 🐂 hm their team situation is certainly something but both max and yuki are!! gorgeous boysss 😶 yuki got me going crazy with every photodump (and the red bull modeling reel. that did things to my brain chemistry) and max! new father and mother of the grid 💙 I do love seeing max adopt all the rookies

VCARBBB my favourite social media team and my favourite rookie isack hadjar 💙 both Liam and isack have been so endearing to me with their lip syncs (liam has become a little closer to my heart after seeing how seriously he takes the lip syncs. the plasma tv BTS was a joy to watch) and ISACK my little goat 🐐 I thirst over his arms a lot but shksndkfkf he's such a cutie it's absurd (I love seeing him in sweaters like he was at the PSG game + Rolland garros) him suggesting the sleeping compilation was also a Top 10 Isack Moment for me (he's just a sleepy child 🥹)

haaaaaas ❤️ they've been kind of under the radar for me but I LOVE ESTIE AND OLLIE they're so cute to watch together 🥺 (off the top of my head the tiramisu video of them was adorable) Esteban has been glowing in haas (and in Cannes because??? who let him out like that. his beauty is bad for my heart ❤️ jaw dropped when I saw the video of him checking his louboutins? his shoes had red soles and they were very pretty) and ollieeeee is just. an adorable boy. every photo of him just has me going Oliver James Bearman (affectionate) he was very cute in the Monaco charity soccer match ❤️❤️❤️

alpine 🏔️ a team that has me going a little 😬 but not the drivers fault 😔 save them fr 🙌 Pierre is? such an interesting guy, his photodumps are unironically very fun to scroll through (and occasionally very unhinged - cue the shirtless photo of Pierre and jack) his dog also means the world to me (poodles are one of my favourite dogs!) and franco is cute! I haven't seen much of him (started watching f1 this year so I did not witness him in Williams) but I have seen his ads and he's so charming in them 💙 (his scalpers ad was fun to watch)

STAKE SAUBER 💚 their social media content is also everything to me, I love seeing Gabi and Nico interact (both the Italian brainrot and Nico outfit rating videos are sooooo good I've watched them more times than I care to admit) Gabi is such an interesting? guy like I haven't seen him much but he's fun to watch in the Thursday pressers and NICO the pointsmaxxer!! aesthetically he doesn't appeal to me much but I'm happy that he's doing well 💚

Aston Martin!! happy alonso got his first fernoints of the year! a handsome old man (lovingly) he's very fashionable and I can get behind that 🫡 and lance! he's very cutieful whenever I see him outside of f1 (he looked soooo good at the f1 75 event) and I hope his hand is doing better 😔

lastly MERCEDES 🩵 Kimi and George! George has of course been divaing it up (I cackled watching the Monaco post race dinner debacle) and?? he's been looking soo fine recently (he was illegally handsome at Rolland Garros someone please help) and Kimi! admittedly he has been a little absent on my feed as well but he is also very handsome 🩵 I love his hairrrr it's so curly

ok a little incoherent but! yes! love to all the drivers!!! lost the plot a few times but I hope the message got across

- 🐟

hello this was PERFECT. YOU GET IT.

Following your order

McLaren fans always make me sad. Why are we being mean to the drivers :( calling them ugly and making fun of mental health issues totally crosses a line. I get making silly comments and jokes that can be seen as rude, but dedicating your life to hate for either of them is just ridiculous. Who cares if their relationship is PR (and who’s to say that it actually is) I can say with confidence that they certainly wouldn’t like you dragging their teammate?? ANYWAY YES. MCLAREN IS THE TEAM OF FACE CARDS. Lando is such a sweetheart I wish for all his qualms to disappear, and I’m so proud of Osc for being a humble winner and supporting his teammate when he wins and just. the two of them for dealing with a less than fantastic team that’s always putting them in situations ™️

Hello fellow Sainz fan (I say this despite being fans of them all 🥀) The Williams boys hold a special place in my heart. I was so sad to see Carlos leave Ferrari, especially since him and Charles always had fun together, but it’s so nice to see him in a team where he can be happy and he still likes his new teammate. They’re such a fun duo omfg 😭 I’m a huge Albon fan, and I love to see him thriving this year?? I hope that Carlos can warm up to the car soon and perform just as good (he’s been incredible so far)

As for the Ferrari boys. Don’t even get me started. I hate that they’re experiencing the horrors, but I truly love Charles and Lewis as a duo. Hoping for greatness in the future from Ferrari but,, can’t get my hopes up too much atp. Lewis is of course like. the most beautiful man to roam this earth but so is Charles. McLaren is the team of face cards only because Ferrari got disqualified for being too powerful of a duo. (joke, they’re all tied in my heart). On a real note though

yes.

order from oldest to youngest but also from shortest to tallest 😭 I love them they’re all soo handsome. ARTHUR LECLERC ILY.

RedBull… Despite everything I’ve said, Max always will be number one for me 😭 Piastri is a very close second but Max was the whole reason I got into the sport so many years ago. I’m charmed by his ‘idgaf’ personality, and his silly antics. Like how he missed the F1 movie premiere to stream as Franz Hermann… He’s just a guy 🎀 And he’s such a good dad, too. SUCH a girl dad don’t even. And Yuki… Oh how I love Yuki. He’s just got such a unique personality, like a mix between goofy and serious. I miss him and Isack together, sigh.

AND VCARB UEUEUEU THOSE ARE MY BABIES. I won’t lie, Liam wasn’t my favorite at the beginning of the season but he’s so charming and cute and I love how he interacts with Isack you’re so right. The lip syncing videos are my roman empire, they both get so into it. I also appreciate that Yuki still makes occasional appearances. And Isack. Sighs dreamily. He’s gone from underrated to perfectly appreciated. Though I don’t think I could ever fully express my love for him. He’s so full of joy all the time and I just want to kiss him so bad :) Mwah

HAAS. SCREAMS. ESTEBAN OCON HOW I LOVE YOU, proud to say I never hated that man and I’m so happy he’s getting the love he deserves. AND YES HE’S GLOWING IN HAAS, he’s always been handsome but after maintaining the stubble and changing his hair. I’m blushing. Him and Ollie towering over the rest of the team together. Haas is truly the team of giants and I love it. Ollie is such a cutie, I know this season hasn’t been the BEST for him (it hasn’t been bad either, do NOT get me wrong), but I hope he grows into F1 and can come back strong next year. Esteban and Ollie my babies

Alpine. I love Alpine’s drivers, but the team itself always frustrates me. I miss Jack so dearly but also I’m very happy for Franco, finally getting this opportunity in a new team, and I just love Pierre so much. He embodies that fun, playful energy and I know we’d be best friends ❤️ 🌹 🔋 the world is healing. Alpine just needs to get their act together… Trust

And DON’T. GET ME STARTED. ON NICO AND GABI. MY FAVORITE FRIENDSHIP even if it is just PR. But you cannot look at that photo of them celebrating after Spain and tell me their bond is entirely fake. Those are two guys that have bonded. Father and son, even. I love. LOVE. the video of Gabi playing with Nico’s daughter. Gabriel is genuinely one of my favorites of the 2025 grid (I have a soft spot for all the rookies but especially him) because he’s just. so unfiltered and I love him. Never change.

Alonso and Stroll… 😆 I love that they get along so well. Cue the video of Fernando saying he always gets along with his teammates followed by the various spats and rivalries he’s had. That compared to his relationship with Lance? And I just love Lance, he’s so relatable as a fellow introvert. Everyone always calls him stuck up and spoiled when in reality Lance’s biggest crime is having a dad who loves him. Who cares? He’s honestly not doing bad this year, and even if he was, he’s still such a sweet and genuine guy that it doesn’t matter 😒 And Fernando is just so… beloved. I love how he’s still kept his love for the sport after all these years, and I love to see him scoring points. I SO desperately need a fernando podium this year

And Last. My sillies… George is such a drama queen in the best way possible. I love the Max and George beef, and GUHHH I LOVE KIMI!! I love Kimi being friends with his teammate’s worst enemy, and also him bringing all his classmates to the Imola GP. He’s so cute stop 😭 And George. I love him. I won’t lie I used to be an avid disliker of George and then I grew up and realized that it’s NEVER that serious, and now I absolutely adore him.

People always say it’s weird to focus on the drivers instead of the sport itself but why can’t people do both? It’s okay to be endeared by them outside the track. Why else would they record so many videos for youtube promoting them as people? Make it make sense 😞

Let’s all hold hands and be friends in the DRS Zone. Always come chat if you need a break from the negativity of online spaces. This is like those phone cool down videos but for your mind 🌀🌀🌀🌀 you will be relaxed and calm here

[jaythes1mp]

HI HOW ARE YOU I HOPE YOU’RE WELL!

I loved the way you wrote the Goldfish! Reader one shot I was surprised you wrote it so fast but excited! You could’ve taken your time with writing but it had me giddy when I was reading it!

This idea popped up again in my head from where you said that Conner would have to break the news to Damian about the goldfish reader not being there and it’s a fake fish that looks real similar.

During lunch:

Conner who barley had any classes with Damian that day and only could meet with him during lunch: H hey buddy you know that’s not goldfish! Reader right?

Damian who’s feeding the fish: hmm what do you mean of course it’s them.

Conner who can see the little differences and maybe hear the different heartbeat or something: that’s not them

Damian realizing the differences is like: this is just a common fish?! Who could’ve- *cuts himself off realizing who and growls out* Drake!

*the common goldfish just vibing, liking the tank and food* (^.^)

Wayne Enterprises:

Tim who’s doing paper work for Bruce sneezes out of nowhere: huh wonder who’s talking about me now?

*Tim smiles at reader in goldfish form realizing it’s time to feed me opens the enclosures little lid or something dropping premium pellets in*

Tim: here you go some food! Huh it’s time for lunch for me too.

*goldfish! Reader who had been sleeping on a comfy rock perks up at the sound of fish pellets hitting the water*

Goldfish! Reader!: As much as I hate the fact that I’m like this these some really good freaking premium fish pellets *the words just come out in air bubbles*

*quickly swims to get them and eats the pellets going through the hoop that’s in the tank after that and decides to go to the filter bubbles bored swimming against the mini current letting it push them away having fun and than determined to not get pushed by said current so swims determinedly against it*

Tim watching this taking pictures that he’s definitely gonna print later: Wow look at you go!

ALSO WOW THE BIG GOLDFISH BLEW MY MIND!

Also another scenario Raccoon! Reader sneaking out and determined to get to the trash and is going through it when their picked up by an unamused Alfred who promptly squirts them with a water bottle as he carries them back into the manor taking and scolding them and the reader just chitters and screeches angrily at him but doesn’t attack him because he makes good food.

Raccoon! Reader: *chittering and screeching angrily in Raccoon speak* Alfred it’s in my nature to do this you can’t stop me! The other raccoons are doing it why can’t I?! You’re embarrassing me and ruining my street cred in front of them! *sees the other raccoons nearby and screeches louder chittering more embarrassed and angry* I’m not a cub / kit s not fair! *throughs up paws to cover themselves the face and grabbing their ears*

Alfred tsking carrying them by the scruff: We must take you a bath now and take out that raccoon book bag harness (like a kids child leash book bag thing) during the night! Who would like to have you first during the night to make sure you don’t escape hmm Master Richard or Master Damian? Or Master Bruce?

Raccoon! Reader: *screeches more*

SORRY FOR THE LONG ASK/ SCENARIO! IT JUST WOULDN’T LEAVE MY HEAD!

I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY/ NIGHT/ EVENING!!!!💜💚🩵💙❤️🩷💛🩶🖤🧡

⭐️anon

Hey ⭐️! I’m good, how are you?

These are so cute!! I love your little raccoon reader scenario. If they were more lenient yans who know that you’ll come back, then that would definitely happen.

Also, RIGHT??? Goldfish facts are actually crazyy

「SORRY FOR THE LONG ASK/SCENARIO! IT WOULDN’T LEAVE MY HEAD!」 ← anytime dude! I love these💚

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