#harley quinn bio mom

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ML/DC Bio Mom AU Part 1 (Starfire)

‘So I’ve seen some AUs with Poison Ivy, Catwoman, or Harley Quinn as Marinette’s Bio mom, So here’s some other  DC ladies and how Marinette finds out! Note: Starfire is an adult in this AU, and powers and abilities come from the DC comics wiki and Teen Titans wiki.

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Marinette woke up one day floating above her bed. She screamed loud enough to wake the neighbors. Tom and Sabine rushed upstairs to find her floating up by the ceiling. The Kwamii were in a panic, and weren’t even trying to hide (it’s not like Sabine and Tom would never find out, and Marinette never asked why the fridge was always stocked with the Kawmii’s foods), instead they were trying to help her learn how to move. After helping her down, and calming her down, Tom and Sabine decided it was time to tell their daughter the full truth. Marinette had always known she was adopted, and knew that Tom and Sabine loved her as if she were their flesh and blood, but she never knew who her parents were. It was a massive shock to her when they told her that her biological parents were the heroes Starfire and Nightwing. 

Tom and Sabine explained that they met the couple through Gina, who had met them during her travels. The two couples eventually became close friends, and around the time Mari was born, Starfire’s sister Komand’r returned, and threatened to kill Mari. In order to insure their daughter’s safety, they asked Tom and Sabine to adopt Mar’i Nettie Grayson-And’r and to hide her identity they changed her name slightly to Marinette. They told her that when her bio parents had finally felt it was safe again, and were more than happy to speak with her whenever she was ready. Koriand’r wasn’t sure if Marinette would meet them before or after she got her powers (she had a hunch her daughter would inherit them), and left her some letters to help her learn how to use them. Marinette asked if she could read the letters, and if she could meet her bio parents before school started. 

“My sweet little Mar’i, I don’t know if we’ll get to see you before your powers develop, but as your mother I will always look after you. The most important thing you should know is that your powers are linked directly to your emotions,” Wonderful. That’s just what Marinette needed when she was already dealing with a terrorist targeting peoples’ emotions, “You’ll probably develop the power of flight first, it was the first one I did. In order to fly, you will need to feel unbridled joy. That should be easy, seeing the world from the skies sparks that feeling on its own,” For her, it was the thought of defeating Hawkmoth. Next thing she she knew she was floating again. It was easy enough to figure out how to move around, she just had to lean different directions. Picking up speed was easy enough as well, stopping was a bit tougher, but she got the hang of it. Marinette loved to fly, it made getting to Akumas much faster, and while she kept herself hidden as a civilian, as Ladybug she could play it off as getting stronger and unlocking new powers. Chat asked her about it once and how he could fly, thankfully her timer went off, and later Plagg would cover for her and tell Adrien that it was just a power the Ladybug Miraculous had.

“To use your starbolts, you must feel a righteous fury. Think of a time someone has unjustly hurt you or someone else, channel everything you wish you could have done. Oh my little star! I bet your starbolts will be beautiful, and I can’t wait to see what color they are,” Thinking of Hawkmoth, Lila, and even Adrien at times helped her master her starbolts. They were a gorgeous sapphire blue to match her eyes, and now that she could fly, she could practice using them outside of Paris! Tom and Sabine suggested she look up videos of her mom fighting, so she could learn how to make combos and learn some moves. Marinette was careful to never use this power as Ladybug, she didn’t want Chat getting suspicious. 

“Since you are half Tamaranean, you will most likely have my super strength. Whenever you want to use this, tap into your boundless confidence, I know you can do it!” This was a little harder for Marinette. Due to the heaps of expectations placed on her by her classmates and Mrs. Bustier, the torment she endured from Lila and her supporters, and Hawkmoth had destroyed her confidence over time. However, Tikki and the Kwamii reminded her that she could fly, that she was a superhero, she was a designer. Slowly they helped her rebuild her confidence, until one day as she was trying to get a pen that rolled under her dresser... she picked it up! She quickly climbed onto her balcony and took off to the forest she’d been practicing in to test her new found strength. While she wasn’t able to fully find her limit, she is confident she can lift buildings. She continued to read her mother’s letters, and continued to learn about her powers, until she got to the last letter.

“Around the time your powers have finished kicking in, the rest of your tamaranean genes will begin to show. Don’t worry, I promise you’ll be fine!” Marinette woke up one morning to find that she had outgrown her bed, and most of her clothes. She quickly googled her bio parents, ‘Yep, that makes sense. My bio dad is 5′10″ and my bio mom is... 6′4″!?’ Quickly measuring herself, Mari realized she was now 6′2″. She also noticed something else, her hair had grown overnight as well, and was dragging on the floor behind her. Oh well, this wouldn’t be a problem since she was a fashion designer, and the Miraculous could disguise her appearance. She spent the next few weeks remaking her wardrobe. 

Three weeks before school started, she was sitting in a café. She was finally going to meet her parents! She was scrolling through her phone, looking at all the messages she’d been sent. Mrs. Bustier was asking her to do everything except plan and teach the lessons, her classmates were demanding things and volunteering her to do things for them, and Adrien was sending her reminders not to rock the boat and to not expose Lila. Plus with Hawkmoth getting stronger, she was half tempted to ask her bio parents for help. She loved her Maman and Papa dearly, but she was at her limit, and getting out of Paris seemed like a great idea. Her thoughts were interrupted when she heard the door swing open, and thinking it was her parents, she looked up. There were her classmates, even Chloe and Lila. 

“There you are Girl! We haven’t heard from you all summer,” Alya started, but she was quickly cut off by Alix, “Yeah Mari what gives? You just ghosted us!” Marinette sighed, with her enhanced hearing she could easily catch Lila whispering something to Rose about her potentially doing some sketchy stuff behind their backs. “I... got in contact with my bio parents over the summer, and have been dealing with that. In fact I’m here to meet them,” Most of her class looked amazed, Lila had told them Marinette’s Bio parents never wanted to see her again, but she also told them that Marinette lies so they figured that’s what this was. “Dupain-Cheng, you look weird. What happened to you,” Chloe snapped, crossing her arms. At this, Marinette stood, and her classmates’ jaws dropped. She towered over them with the grace of a queen, and had incredibly long hair up in a ponytail that almost seemed to move on its own. She walked past them to the counter and to get another coffee. She turned back to her classmates.

“If you don’t mind, I’d like to meet with my parents in private,” Mari said. She watched as Lila and Chloe led them over to another table, it looks like she wasn’t going to get that private reunion she hoped for. Going back to her booth, she was about to text her bio father that they should meet somewhere else, when the door opened again. There they were, Koriand’r and Dick Grayson, in the flesh. Marinette’s class was staring as Alya whipped out her phone to record, about to leap out of her seat and ask for an interview with the eldest wayne and his supermodel wife (they thought about coming in costume, but didn’t wanna concern people), when she caught something else on her phone instead. Marinette stood up and whispered, “Mom? Dad?” and almost as soon as she got the words out she was engulfed in a hug. As the class shook off their initial shock, they began to process some of the things that were being said:

“Mar’i.... My little star! We missed you so much!”

“Babybird how have you been? We’re so sorry we didn’t reach out sooner, we thought that it was your choice to make and we didn’t want to take you away from your life!”

“You’ve grown so much! Tom and Sabine have kept us updated!”

It took a moment for the class to process. These were Marinette’s parents? However, looking closer they could see it more. Alya was shocked her bestie never told her these were her bio parents! She was so going to give Marinette a hard time for withholding such incredible information! Nino and Kim were elated for their friend, they never believed Lila’s crap about Mari being a bully, they grew up with that girl and knew that she’d never met her bio parents. Lila and Chloe were shocked. Here they were, making an enemy out of Marinette, when in reality she could have been their ticket to fame and glory! Adrien was stunned, not just at who Marinette’s parents were, but how much she had changed. He had to admit she was very gorgeous, and made him seriously doubt his devotion to Ladybug.

Eventually they tuned back into the conversation in front of them, and heard something that shook them to the core, “If it’s alright with you all, can... can I come with you to Bludhaven? I’d really like to get to know you more and I’ve been having a rough time in Paris, a lot is going on and it’s getting to be too much. If you don’t want-”

“Mar’i Nettie Grayson-And’r! Of course we want you! Come on, let’s go talk with Tom and Sabine, and you can tell us everything that’s been going on!”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Let me know if I need to change anything or if you’d like a continuation of this! I may do a different superhero or villain next!

Edited: fixed grammar error.

[eagleyedz]

think you worked me out, but you're wrong!

introducing griselda renee scott

nickname(s): zelda, z, griz

gender + pronouns: cis woman + she/her

sexual orientation: pansexual

dob + age: 20 february 2003 + twenty - seven

birthplace: somewhere in manitoba, canada

known family: mother, older half - sister (beverly), younger brother (gideon)

zodiac big three: pisces sun, sagittarius moon, gemini rising

character alignment: chaotic neutral

traits: plucky, erratic, finicky, loquacious, blunt, theatrical, a lil madcap, affable, waggish, reticent

anthem: detonate by charli xcx (hurt me, know you wont hurt me / i'm about to detonate / pull you close and then, i'll be gone)

label: the fool. refers to the tarot card! both upright and reversed meanings apply to griz. that is spontaneity & leaps of faith and chaos & poor judgement, respectively

aesthetic: cherry red heart - shaped sunglasses, unhinged laughter, a bone crushing hug, dark corners and sharp objects, a quiet prayer mouthed against a stranger's neck, a cheshire cat grin, and dreams you jolt awake from

influence(s): harley quinn (birds of prey), malia tate (teen wolf), love quinn (you), misty quigley (yellowjackets), rapunzel (tangled), izzy (total drama island (don't judge me)), jj maybank (outer banks)

occupation + role: bartender at olive branch + active assassin for the red eye

timeline

2003 - 2030

[ 20 FEB. 2003 ] : zelda's born!

[ 2004 ] : her younger brother, gideon, is born.

[ 2009 ] : her older sister / maternal figure, beverly, leaves and goes no contact with her family.

[ 2011 ] : her mother leaves zelda & gideon at an orphanage.

[ LATE 2015 ] : zelda & gideon are taken by the red eye and begin training.

[ 2022 ] : zelda completes her training!

[ 2022 - PRESENT ] : zelda works as an active assassin for the red eye.

background

tw mentions of abuse, alcoholism, brainwashing, & violence.

zelda's bio family is kind of a shit show. she's the middle scott child, sandwiched between her older half-sister beverly (her senior by ten years) & her younger brother gideon (only a year younger than her). her mother was an alcoholic who searched for love among men who could never give it to her & z learned very quickly that she wasn't a reliable person. she & gideon found that maternal love in their older sister instead! it takes quite the toll on beverly - taking care of her two younger siblings. gideon's easy, real bright too, and quiet. zelda, however, has always been a force. the poorly behaved kid in class, the one who could never quite comprehend the lesson, the kid who gets moved for talking too much to her friend, only to talk even more to whatever new kid she's sat next to. she required an attention beverly couldn't readily give.

that much became apparent when zelda's six and beverly sets off and goes no contact. in beverly's absence, things get from bad to worse. zelda's eight when her mom turns her & gideon to an orphanage on the outskirts of manitoba, canada. she promises she'll come back for them in due time, but beverly taught zelda that that was unlikely. from there, she takes the role of protector rather fast. her & gideon become very close! gideon's a more subdued spirit & any kid who dared to even look at him the wrong way earned themselves a broken nose by her hands.

she's twelve when she & gideon are taken from the orphanage to train under the red eye. obviously she's quite averse to the whole ordeal at first but the brainwashing treatments work almost too well on her. following them, she has a lot of fake memories of her childhood, mainly where her mother & beverly's roles are switched. zelda remembers beverly to be the neglectful and abusive one, just as much as her mother was - if not, more. she specifically remembers just how much it hurt when beverly left.

it turns out that zelda EXCELSSS with a weapon. she relishes in the feeling of being naturally good at something, a feeling that's foreign to her until her time under the red eye. this, along with the discrepancies in her memories drives a wedge between her & gideon. he remains averse to the red eye's efforts well into his teenage years. zelda grows resentful of this, especially when his attempts to sway her are relentless. she couldn't believe how desperate he was to leave, how he yearned to go back to beverly & their life from before. to zelda, it seemed he was a little jealous now that she was the one who stood out. so she turns on him, puts all of her effort into her training, & finishes a year earlier than expected. she receives her first assignment (of many to come) at twenty.

since then, she's been at work as an assassin for a solid seven years & she's damn good at it. i imagine she's been in new york for maybe a year - ish? (+ her bartending job) but that's subject to change.

personality + extra

plucky, theatrical, waggish, loquacious, erratic, blunt

plucky. craves adventure and novelty. incredibly brave, almost to a concerning degree. that is, she tends to get herself into a lot of sticky situations because of a chronic overconfidence in herself. but then she gets herself out of it and that only adds to said confidence, so it's like a fucked up cycle. a lot of it comes from her blind optimism. she's relentless when she wants something and failure is simply not an option <3

theatrical. everything about zelda and her mannerisms are big and dramatic for no reason. she talks with her hands, has a voice and a laugh that carries throughout a room, etc etc.

waggish. very witty, sarcastic. loves a good bit. can see the humor in every situation, but it gets to be a problem because sometimes she fails to see the gravity in approaching a situation with some semblance of seriousness.

loquacious. very sociable n flirtyyyyy! she can approach just about anyone and make friends with them. she knows how to turn on the charm, but to the right eye it probably comes off as very ? salesmen - esque. she's nice but mainly for her own gain.

erratic. she doesn't even know what the word 'pragmatic' means. realism? she is not familiar with them!!! she is fun but a lot to handle, and incredibly unpredictable. can come off as a little unhinged because well, she is.

blunt. has absolutely no filter. will tell you like it is. she's only reticent when it comes to her own feelings and spilling them for someone else to observe and prod at; she has a big problem letting people in.

i think i have painted her to be a certain way but make no mistake!! while she can be a little ditzy, she is very devoted to the work she does for the red eye & actively does all that she can to bolster her name under the organization. it's the only facet of her life where she's no-nonsense. she is every bit as vicious and violent as she is giddy and sweet.

wanted connections

here's a link to my wanted plots tag!

i'm actually braindead after writing all of this but give me: red eye buddies (for lack of a better term JDKMSMKS), ex romantic connections, enemies / people she's rubbed the wrong way, maybe someone she knows from childhood, friends, regulars at her bartending job, coworkers at her bartending job, pseduo-sibling friends, maternal figure, ummmmmm i'll take anything you throw at me tbh so pls <;3

[allow-me-to-ruin-that-for-you-2]

My siblings and I all have gender neutral names (I love my mother) but we are all also named after big media characters (that part was all my bio dad. My older brothers’ names are Ripley (Pterodactyl from Metroid), Harper (Jim Harper/The Guardian, DC), Morgan (Morgan le Fey, Marvel), Spencer (Nathan Spencer, Bionic Commando), and Quinn (Harley Quinn, DC). My baby brother’s name is Avery (Henry Avery, Uncharted) my mom remarried but still kept up tradition. And my name?

It’s Parker. I was named after Peter Parker. I was named after fucking Spider-Man.

[thegirlwondcr]

Random Long Post about comparing Duela Doe to Emma

For those out of the loop, CW has a show called Gotham Knights that follows a group of Gotham Teens that are questioned for killing Batman (this is in the trailer, not a spoiler). This group is a mix of characters from the comics (but heavily reworked) and original character like a biological (?) son of Bruce Wayne and a biological daughter of Harley Quinn and Joker--Duela Doe. Also not to be confused with Duela Dent from the comics, that was just a super fan of joker.

It’s interesting how in some aspects, both of them have not been raised by Joker yet Duela is heavily associated with him--like down to her color scheme. Joker is also dead in this show (pretty sure solely cause WB told them they can’t have an on-screen Joker). I’ve not seen any clips of Harley, so she may just be acting like her mother but also...if this kid was born in Arkham to joker and harley quinn, why the fuck do they have custody over the child? I get Gotham can be silly and goofy, but i think its not THAT silly goofy.

I also don’t get why they went with the last name of Doe when Harley’s alias is like well known?? Especially if Joker is an inactive father? And has no last name. Idk that is a bit silly, which is why when I made Emma I had her take her mother’s last name for those exact reasons. I do go back and forth in threads on wether if Emma’s mom knew/remember the bio dad cause it is something I am still playing with, but like no matter what the dad was non existent, therefore does not get a say in the naming of the baby.

Overall it is funny seeing a character slightly similar to an OC but seeing how a show handles it and treats it at face value of ‘evil parent? evil kid?’ Now not all kids are like this, but I feel anywhere I see an interpretation of Joker having a kid, the kid is like a Joker Jr. I wonder if they do explore that a bit more deeply about like breaking the role/expectations set by your parents--especially when Bruce Wayne’s son is the main character. Like I feel its expected for her to bad, but its compelling when she could turn out to be the opposite, yet in some ways still acknowledge her biology/heritage?

Idk like, why have someone be a copy and paste when you can have the original? Like what new thing does she bring to the table? That she is a teenager? That she is a girl? Which also now that I am on a ramble, one thing I don’t like make a huge fuss about is Emma being a girl Robin. Cause it happens in the comics, more rarely but it happens, and Bruce isn’t gonna be the type to like make set rules on ‘if ur this gender, ur this person.’ Cause Robin in my interpretation is a role given to kids in Bruce’s life that he has a closer familial connection with.

Idk its fun having kids question authority/their parents, but also question what is a parent. Especially for a character like Bruce who becomes and adoptive father for many at various ages. There is not always the same answer, and it’ll always be case by case and that’s what makes it interesting. So yeah another qualm I have is taking out the idea that Bruce adopts kids--and that he would have a blonde kid (jk). 

Also part of me is not even sure if she is actually Joker’s kid cause they act like it’s a mystery in the trailer meanwhile the girl is wearing green and purple non-stop. 

I’m genuinely interested though if anyone else has seen this show thought cause I see NO ONE on my feed mention it.

Note: i have only seen the trailer, wikia and this .

Also, this is no hate whatsoever directed to the actors & workers, they just gotta do what the script says and i respect em for that.

Here is a group shot, i wonder who could possibly be joker’s kid...hmm....

[miraculous-trinity-leo]

Tᕼᗴ ᑕᕼᗩOTIᑕ ᗩᑎᘜᗴᒪ

(Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4) (Part 5) (Part 6) (Part 7) (Part 8) (8.5)

Chapter 8: Christmas Madness

"I said I want to steal the Batmobile, I promise I'll return it afterwards." - Marinette smiled sweetly at her friends as she spoke, Raven and Beastboy did not know how to respond to that

"Why!?" - Raven

"Because I want to drive the Batmobile for Christmas." - Marinette

"Great, so you have like, a week to plan your heist." - Beastboy

"You want to drive THE Batmobile? What if something happens? Oh, let me guess, you also want to paint it pink while you're at it!" - Raven

"That's... actually a really good idea, OH, should i add rainbows to it? *gasp* I CAN USE PERMANENT GLOW IN THE DARK SPRAY PAINT!" - Marinette

"A pink Batmobile with rainbows... I know what I want to see for Christmas now. Also, add sparkles if you're going all in." - Beastboy

"GENIUS– *gasp* Raven!" - Marinette

"What?" - Raven hesitantly answered, waiting for what was most likely an even crazier idea

"You know that one bread cat meme that shits rainbows?" - Marinette with a devilish grin

". . . Don't tell me-" - Raven

"CAN YOU ADD A RAINBOW EFFECT BEHIND IT???" - Marinette was practically bouncing in her spot concerningly close to the edge of the building.

"I mean... I could, but how exactly do you plan on finding, let alone stealing the Batmobile for me to be able to add a rainbow shit trail?" - Raven

Marinette thought for a moment, looked at Mushu who was bundled up in her scarf, her grin only growing more mischievous - "Mushu~"

"What? Can't you see I'm trying to stay warm here?" - Mushu lifted the scarf over his head in an attempt to avoid the conversation

"You want to use Mushu?" - Beastboy

"I mean, he has magic, but." - Raven

"Mushu?" - Marinette picked Mushu up until they were face to face

"No. Now put me down." - Mushu

"*sigh* I guess I was wrong to assume you could make it the perfect heist, sorry, I forgot that you're power is dramatic as fuck sass." - Marinette put Mushu back down as she looked to her friends

"What about Tapp? He is the Kwami of magic, so he can probably just teleport you where you want to go." - Garfield pointed to Tapp who was napping in the hoodie of Raven's cloak

". . . Blueberry." - Mushu looked up at Marinette

"Yes oh Mighty Mushu?" - Marinette with an all knowing smug grin

"Just give me your strategy, the outfit you'll wear, and the equipment you'll use so I can perfect it. Leave finding the Batmobile to Tappy." - Mushu

"... Why not just cause a situation were they need the Batmobile? Then when they leave, you take it?" - Garfield was smacked on his shoulder by Raven

"NOT HELPING!" - Raven

"No, then I won't be able to spray paint it, though a distraction would be nice." - Marinette looked over to her two friends

"No./I'll help!" - Raven and Beastboy looked at each other, staring intensely to see who would give in to helping Marinette first

"Come on Raven! I just need you two to cause a distraction, preferably some type of magical illusion, that way no one gets hurt." - Marinette

"No. Absolutely, no way in hell-" - Raven

— - — - — - — - — - — - — - — - — - —

𝙻𝚘𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗: 𝙾𝚗𝚎 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙶𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚖 𝙷𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝙼𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚞𝚖

𝙳𝚊𝚝𝚎: 𝙳𝚎𝚌𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 24, 20𝚇𝚇, 𝙲𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚖𝚊𝚜 𝙴𝚟𝚎

𝚃𝚒𝚖𝚎: 7:48𝚊𝚖.

"How the fuck does she always convince me?" - Raven mumbled to herself while looking through her magical binoculars from the top of a tall buildings' roof garden, 1 block away from the Museum

"It's because yuh love me." - Wonder Quinn stood next to Raven, giving her a side hug

"No, it's because you bribed me with a new perfected magic cloak." - Raven returned the side hug as she continued to watch the Museum

"I prefer the word bargaining and 𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘩𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 it's a Christmas gift to you, I just so happened to offer it to you for a good distraction." - Wonder Quinn

"Highway robbery." - Raven

"No, all's fair in Gotham." - Wonder Quinn

"It's a miracle none of the Bats have found you yet." - Raven

"Lady Luck is on my side!" - Wonder Quinn gave Raven a thumbs up as she looked towards the Museum - "Anyway, GreenBean should soon be reporting that the Rice Batch is in the oven." - Wonder Quinn looked at her watch, 10 minutes left

"At least explain why our Codenames are food based." - Raven deadpanned

"I was hungry at the time." - Wonder Quinn just shrugged her shoulders as she went to stand closer to the edge of the building

"Why am I not surprised?" - Raven went next to Wonder Quinn and handed her the magical binoculars while keeping an eye out for the Bats

"It is what it is, PizzaRave." - Wonder Quinn said as she put the binoculars to her face

"Why did you have to name me that?" - Raven looked at Wonder Quinn, who had handed back the binoculars, and was now growing lots of flowers along the flowerbeds

"It was all I could think of in the moment." - Wonder Quinn could only shrugg as she replied before sensing a... weird soul heading towards them - "Someone's here."

"What?-" - Raven

"Shhhhhh... Be vewy vewy qwiet." - Wonder Quinn imitating Elmer Fudd from Looney Tunes

Raven rolled her eyes, but nodded as they went to hide behind the various plants Wonder Quinn grew in the flowerbeds close to the edge as they waited in silence. Raven didn't see anyone, but Wonder Quinn could still feel them.

"Hey Raven, who you got with you?" - Batgirl poking her head around the flowerbed they were hiding behind

Both girls shouted in surprise and Raven may or may not have accidentally knocked Wonder Quinn off the side of the building

"... Oh shit." - Raven/Batgirl were about ready to jump to save Wonder Quinn, but both saw all the plants grow rapidly to chase after her. They soon saw her being lifted back onto the roof by the plants.

"As much as I like feeling the wind in my face, please, don't do that again." - Wonder Quinn dusted the imaginary dust off her as she put the plants back and thanked them

"I'm so sorry, are you okay?" - Raven walked up to WQ and saw her start to laugh slightly

"Yeah... though I'm not sure I can say the same for Mushu... his scream was so fucking hilarious!" - WQ soon started cackling as Mushu popped out

"I DID NO SUCH THING!" - Mushu

"So. Mind telling me what's going on? I felt a disturbance in the force and came here, saw you two talking and decided to come by and say hi, and now I'm seeing a Chinese Dragon?" - Batgirl tilted her head as she admired Mushu

"Um... we- her? Just talking?" - Raven was visibly sweating magic bullets... as in they were glowing slightly

"Uh-Huh, 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 believable, but really, what were you two talking about? And what's with the little dra-" - Batgirl

"𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙾𝚟𝚎𝚗! 𝙸 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚝! 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙾𝚟𝚎𝚗! 𝙼𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗: ‘𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚃𝚠𝚒𝚣𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛 𝙷𝚎𝚒𝚜𝚝’ 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝙶𝚘!" - 𝙱𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚋𝚘𝚢 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚊 𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚌 𝚠𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚒𝚎-𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚒𝚎

Everyone stared at each other in silence. Batgirl instantly knew it was Beastboy on the other end of the walkie-talkie

"Mind telling me what this ‘BlackTwizller Heist’ is all about?" - Batgirl

— - — - — - — - One explanation later  - — - — - — - — - —

"HAHAHAHAAA! OH MY GAWD! BATS WOULD FLIP!" - Batgirl was bent over cackling at the thought of Batman's reaction

"Yeah probably..." - Wonder Quinn looked to Raven with a slightly nervous expression as she knew the plan was ruined

"HAHAAAA... okay... hehehe... wait. Okay, I can't... hheheee, let you hahaaaa!" - Batgirl had uncontrollable laughter as she tried to be serious

"Are you okay?" - Raven/Wonder Quinn

"Hehehehe... yeah, oh man... You know what?" - Batgirl seemed to have an almost mischievously evil smile spread across her face as she looked at the two girls

"What?" - Raven and Wonder Quinn looked at Batgirl with mild confusion

"I think Bats deserves a little Christmas gift, just promise you won't do anything stupid-... well, the plan is already kinda stupid, but you know what I mean." - Batgirl seemed to have an uncontrollable smile as she took out her communication device (it's a phone, but Bats calls it that) and started typing

"What are you doing?" - Raven looked at Batgirl with suspicion

"Just texting the Bats a bet, may as well make a little profit while you're at it." - Batgirls' phone soon started buzzing with replys, she showed it to the girls with an evil grin

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"30 𝚋𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚜 𝚜𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐'𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝." - BatQueen

"35 says I'm with BatQueen!" - Red_Hooded_Goof

"36 says it'll be quite for once." - Flying_Blue_Bird

"37 says the city won't be ruined in some way, shape or form." - Running_On_S̶l̶e̶e̶p̶_Caffeine

"38 says they get themselves in Arkham." - Demonic_Robin

"39 says whatever happens, Bats will flip his sh-t." - She_Who_Sees&Knows_All

"40 says it's something big." - !NINJA!_Bat

"50 says no." - THE_Brooding_Bat

"... Just be back in time for breakfast." - Penny_For_Your_Thoughts

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"Y'all are gonna be rich." - Batgirl mimicking an evil villain laugh

"... Y.E.S." - Wonder Quinn doing the same thing, but actually cackling a little bit like Harley Quinn to Batgirl's surprise

"I feel like I should be even more concerned, but in all honesty, I threw my concern out the window when you bribed me here." - Raven looked to the two with a deadpan stare

"Bargained." - WQ corrected her friend

"Bribery is still highway robbery." - Raven

"So, assuming Miss Batgirl is on our side, all we need now is for Raven to- *ᗷOOᗰ*" - WQ soon saw smoke coming from the Museum, staring for a moment before looking to Batgirl and Raven...

"Wasn't me Chief." - Raven lifted her hands up in a 'Wasn't me' gesture

". . .shit" - WQ, Batgirl and Raven began running along the rooftops towards the Museum, where they soon saw the Joker's goons loading their trucks with artifacts worth millions. They saw some civilians beign held hostage with bombs strapped to them, they couldn't see the Joker until he walked out holding something small in his hand that looked rather expensive.

"... HE HAS MY BROOCH!" - Mushu was looking very angry as the Clown pinned the brooch to his suit

"Wait what?" - WQ looked closer to the brooch... and noticed it has the same energy as Mushu - "oh."

"What do you mean 'oh'? STOP SITTING HERE AND SAVE MY BROOCH AND THOSE PEOPLE!" - Mushu

"I'm gonna ignore the order you said that in." - Wonder Quinn

"I'm calling Bats, sorry, BlackTwizller Heist is a bust." - Batgirl

After Batgirl had called the Bats in, they could only keep an eye out  and not escalated the situation for at least 3 minutes until the other Bats arrived, so they wouldn't risk the hostages' safety. But then they saw the Joker starting to play Russian Roulette with the civilians. Wonder Quinn saw and could feel the terror they felt from their energy and she saw red. She started making her way down the building before Batgirl or Raven could stop her. Landing in an alley, she went around and behind the trucks, crawling under the first truck just as a goon passed where she was standing 3 seconds before. When she saw the Joker about 10ft. from the truck she was under, the first thing she did was send a vine to grab the switch for the bombs in his back pocket — and with some help from Mushu — he never noticed it went missing and was swapped with a seed. She quickly moved underneath another truck closer to the hostages, and began disarming the switch — thanking her Uncle Ed for teaching her everything that went into the making of deadly weapons — as she carefully removed the back panel of the switch. She easily disabled it before noticing the Joker walking up to the back of the truck she was under — about 4ft. from the hostages. She took this opportunity to place the deactivated switch back and started to crawl her way to the first truck 3 ft. away when one of the goons spotted her.

"Hey boss! We got one under the truck!" - Goon

Wonder Quinn froze as the Joker bent down and made eye contact her.

"Well, well, well, looks like you missed one!" - The Joker grabbed Wonder Quinn by the hood of her costume and tossed her to one of the more muscular goons

The Joker then pulled out his gun and shot the goon who had spotted Wonder Quinn - "Honestly, you just can't find good, thorough goons these days." - He turned his attention to Wonder Quinn and had a sense of Deja Vu

"You look familiar..." - The Joker bent his torso down slightly as his hand rested at the bottom of his chin, watching Wonder Quinn thrash under the grip of the muscular goon - "Hold her still!"

The goon listened, not wanting to be shot, and kept one hand on Wonder Quinn's wrists, while his other hand held her head still

"I've seen you somewhere before..." - Just as it seemed the Joker was about to connect the dots, smoke bombs went off around them. Wonder Quinn used the goon's startled state to break free and flip him over her shoulder and onto the Joker. Wonder Quinn saw Raven's illusion of the hostages disappear just as the other Bats arrived on scene with their respective vehicles. She made her way to Raven and the former hostages before the Joker could get back up.

"You're an idiot, you could've gotten killed!" - Raven whisper yelled as she dragged Wonder Quinn behind the magic wall she created to hide her from the other Bats and keep the people safe.

"Yeah, but it gave you enough time to get the people to safety." - Wonder Quinn looked over to the people who were saved and sighed in relief when she saw none of them had any serious physical wounds

"That doesn't change the fact that you could've been killed." - Raven

"Yeah yeah, we saved people, and got you out, BUT WHERE'S MY DAMN BROOCH BLUEBERRY?!" - Mushu

The Bats confronted the Joker and took him out rather quickly, they tied him up to a metal lamppost near the armored truck that was to take him. Mushu was staring relentlessly at Wonder Quinn, while she kept analysing the situation, and then she smiled.

"... Why are you smiling like that?" - Raven already knew she was going to do something she shouldn't

"Gonna kill two birds with one stone... figuratively of course." - And with that Wonder Quinn snuck her way past the police officers, the BatBirds, and up to the Joker, who was sitting on the ground with his arms cuffed behind him around the lamppost with a very brused face

"Pardon me Monsieur Cwack Head Clown, but ai believe zat Broche eez mine." - Wonder Quinn did her best French accent while she grabbed the Brooch, ignoring the offended brused face the Joker gave her

"You have a death wish." - The Joker spoke with a sick smile that promised pain, but it didn't scare the girl, quite the opposite actually

"Non Monsieur, you are meestakén, you are le un wiv a déath wish." - Wonder Quinn flashed a devilish smile that could easily surpass the Joker's as her eyes seemed to take on an almost cat like look with a glow of swirling and crackling toxic green and hints of black on the outer edges of her former Bright Blue orbs. Joker's brused face turned to faint shock as time seemed to stop. The more he looked into the girls' eyes, the more long forgotten fear and anxiety seemed to creep out of the depths of his mind. The voices were screaming for him to run, to get away from her, or she would and could 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡 him. Yet he couldn't, he felt like he was frozen as those Toxic green and shadowy black eyes stared into him, looking past the Joker and into his past. It felt like he was staring into a Black hole, or even death itself. The more it sucked him in, the harder it became to see, feel, hear. He couldn't 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙚.

‘𝐼𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑡ℎ?’

Everything was going dark as her glowing green eyes remained in the growing darkness. It felt like he was fading. Being 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙮𝙚𝙙. He didn't — 𝘾𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙𝙣'𝙩 — feel anything. And as if it was about to fully consume him, it stopped by someone drawing the girls' attention away from him. It all just vanished, only leaving a phantom in it's leave as time and the girls' eyes seemed to go back to normal.

"Hey you! What are you doing?!" - Some police officer

Wonder Quinn snapped out of her stare as she looked behind her, realizing all eyes were on her. She looked to the Batmobile, then to Batman – who made eye contact with her for a full second – before booking it to the Batmobile. Hopping into the front seat she closed the door and started the Car without the keys – thanks to Mushu – and drove off. Everyone infront of the Museum was in silence as they all slowly looked to Batman

"Oh my god... someone ACTUALLY STOLE BATS' RIDE!" - Red Hood was bent over cackling with his right hand on the handle of his motorcycle

"Hood that's... pfff... not funny! hehehe, You know how Bats gets... hehehe, when you cackle like that!" - Batgirl said as she too, began to cackle

"SHUDUP! Hehehe... You're the one cackling like a mad scientist!!!" - Red Hood was unable to stand as he started to wheeze

"DON'T WHEEZE! HAHAHHHHHHHH... YOU'LL ONLY MAKE IT WORSE!!!!" - and soon Batgirl was wheezing as well

No one noticed the faint remanence of terror in the Joker's eyes, they only noticed him when he began his deranged laughing, his smile somehow even more crazed as he looked in the direction where the Batmobile had driven off in. They tossed him into the back of the armored truck heading for Arkham, never once did he stop laughing until they knocked him out.

•—·–·—·–·—–·•·–—·–·—·–·—•

Wonder Quinn was now driving the Batmobile. She made sure to cut all the wires that would allow them to be tracked and pulled up to an abandoned wearhouse. Once the Batmobile was parked and the wearhouse doors were closed, she put her gasmask on and got to work.

Wonder Quinn was just about done adding the glitter when Raven teleported right next to her.

"Oh, hey Rave! So, whatcha tink of my mastuh piece?" - WQ unknowingly started sounding more like her mom the more excited she got

"It's definitely an improvement." - Raven replied with a small smile

"I also got my Beautiful Brooch back if anyone was wondering." - Mushu huggin his Brooch

"Good for you?" - Raven

"Anyway, magical Brooch and Tavel Size God aside, yuh up fawh addin' de Rain-shit-bow trail?" - WQ pulled down her gasmask to show the mischievous smile that hid below

"We're already all in at this point." - Raven's eyes glowed a faint red as she began to chant her spell - "Azarath metrion zinthos."

They all watched as the Batmobile glowed before going back to it's new glittery glory

"Rev the engine real quick, I wanna see the Rain-shit-bow in person rather than on the news." - Raven

"Sure ting!" - WQ (still not realizing she was talking more and more like her mom) got in the driver's seat and revved the engine. Raven saw a puff of rainbow smoke wizz its way out of the rocket booster with a satisfied smile.

"Did it do de ting?" - WQ looked to Raven, her eyes sparkling with mischief

"Yes. It did de ting." - Raven imitated Wonder Quinn, causing the girl to grin more

WQ paused for a moment as a very faint blush brushed her cheeks in embarrassment - "I started talking like Mama HQ didn't I?" - WQ then hopped out of the Batmobile with a big grin on her face as she looked to the new and improved Batmobile

"Yeah, but it's normal for you. I'm just glad you used your French accent around the Joker, hell forbid he finds out about you." - Raven

"Yeah Blueberry, I may not know this city, but I can tell that guy is 𝘣𝘢𝘵 -shit- crazy. He is definitely unhinged on many different levels." - Mushu, still clinging to his Brooch

"I know, I know. But those people were 𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗶𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗱. At least my little stunt stopped them and that block from blowing up." - WQ shrugged her shoulders as she went to grab her bat

"Yeah, so pros and cons, just don't do that again." - Raven

"Okay." - WQ gave a smile to Raven as she rested the bat on her shoulders

"Now, don't you have a new glitterfied Batmobile to joyride around Gotham?" - Raven pointing to the Batmobile

Marinette looked to the Batmobile squinting her eyes as she thought - "It needs a better name."

Raven also looked to the Batmobile as she spoke - "... Girlie-Batmobile?"

"Nah, needs something more glamorous." - WQ shook her head before going into a handstand

"... Why are you doing a handstand?" - Raven

"I get my best ideas when my brain is unduh pressure." - WQ kept looking at the Batmobile

". . .I got nothing." - Raven

"KILLER-GLITTER!" - WQ was standing up again as she looked to Raven

"Killer-Glitter?" - Raven repeated

"Killer-Glitter." - WQ nodded her head enthusiastically

"Okay. Now that that's settled, go on and cause your Christmas mayhem before they somehow find you before you even get started." - Raven

"Oh, right! Mushu, come on." - WQ went to Mushu and extended her hand out for him - "Also, should I wear your Brooch now that you got it back?"

"...Fine, but only cause it's you Blueberry." - Mushu handed back his Brooch only for it to instantly glow and morph into a rose gold ring - "..."

"Oh, cool. This makes it less noticable actually." - WQ put the ring on her right hand and extended said hand to Mushu

"... I give up. First I deal with a lady who fought a fucking army as a man, and now my Beautiful brooch is a Damn RING!" - Mushu was a bit teary eyed as he hopped onto Wonder Quinn's shoulder before mumbling to himself - "At least it still looks shiny."

"Your attachment to a magical jewel that can change into any form –but stayed as a Brooch– is a bit concerning." - Raven

"It hasn't change it's shape in over 10 millennias!" - Mushu

"Does this mean I can call you old fart when you're acting like a child?" - WQ was already making her way to the driver's seat when Mushu gasped dramatically

"How dare you! At the very least Ancient One!" - Mushu crossed his arms while he turned his head away

"Nah, that would imply that you're wise and overall not so dramatic... Old One or Geezer if anything." - WQ got another gasp

"No! I refuse! Just give me a nickname that isn't related to my age!" - Mushu didn't notice the grin that spread its way across WQ's face

"Okay... Moo-Moo." - WQ

"... EXCUSE YOU!?" - Mushu

"Down Bessy, no need to shout." - WQ Placed Mushu on the dashboard as she put her seatbelt on

"... Is this Karma?" - Mushu mumbled to himself as the Batmobile's door closed

"Okay, ‘Rainbow Palooza’ is a go." - WQ gave a thumbs up to Raven as she gave the signal over their walkie talkies before driving out of the wearhouse

·•· – — Over to the Siren Hideout — – ·•·

"Hey Ives!" - Harley shouted for Ivy from Marinette's room

"Yes Harls?" - Ivy was on the couch with Selina, both watching a wild life documentary as Harley came running down the spiral staircase

"Have yuh seen where cupcake went?" - Harley looked to the two women with slight panic

"No, but she's probably just out with Beastboy and Raven." - Selina

"...𝙃𝙚 𝙒𝙝𝙤 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙉𝙤𝙩 𝘽𝙚 𝙉𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙙 did escape Arkham yesterday." - Ivy was about to get up when they heard a crash in the kitchen, only to see Raven and Beastboy stumble in cackling

"Why are you two laughing like mad- IS 𝙃𝙀 𝙒𝙃𝙊 𝙎𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝘽𝙀 𝙉𝘼𝙈𝙀𝘿 HERE?!" - Selina

"Where's Cupcake!?" - Harley

As if on que, the TV changed to a news reporter from a helicopter and they got their answer

“𝚆𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝙱𝚊𝚝𝚖𝚘𝚋𝚒𝚕𝚎-”

"Oh my god she didn't..." - Ivy

“-𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚐𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚊 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚋𝚘𝚠 𝚙𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚝 𝚓𝚘𝚋-”

"She did..." - Selina spoke as a grin slowly made its way on her face

"... Oh Sweet Mudder of Violence..." - Harley

“-𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚊 𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚋𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚕-”

"IT HAS A RAIN-SHIT-BOW ROCKET TRAIL!" - Harley was soon cackling with Raven and Beastboy as they saw the chase

·•· – — Inside the Batmobile — – ·•·

"WOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!" - Marinette was having the time of her life, she never felt more alive

"SLOW DOWN BLUEBERRY! I THINK I- I'M GONNA HURL!" - Mushu wasn't though, if he wasn't clutching the fabric of Wonder Quinn's outfit in mild terror as he watched the world whiz by in a blur, he probably would be stuck to the very back of the death ride on wheels...

"Oh come on Moo-Moo! We've only been driving for 3 minutes!" - Just as Marinette made a sharp left in an almost perfect Tokyo Drift, she spotted the news chopper that was just behind her - "...That was fast."

"JUST PULL OVER AND WE CAN GET AWAY! PLEASE!" - Mushu was begging, trying to reason with Marinette, but she wasn't listening

Suddenly, the screen on the center console starting ringing, and before she realized it, Batman –with an even bigger scowl– was loking very angrily at her

"First, what the hell did you do to MY Batmobile? Second, pull over and you won't get hurt. Third-" - Batman was cutoff

"There, that's better." - Marinette held the former wires that were for the Batmobile's communications triumphantly as she continued driving

"YOU HUNG UP ON HIM?!" - Mushu

"Yeah, now can you not yell in my ear? I can't multitask, I might crash." - Marinette then threw the wires into the back seat, as she continued looking at the road

"BUT YOU TOOK OUT THOSE WIRES WHILE DRIVING! THAT'S MULTITASKING!" - Mushu

The best way to describe the chase was complete and utter. Chaos. The Batfam were after her, as well as at least 20 cop cars. She drove perfectly, every turn and Rain-shit-bow boost was flawless. She easily lost them more times than she can list on her hands, only to get bored and restart the chase just for them to lose her again.

"Damnit Moo-Moo, you're making my escape too perfect!" - WQ made a full stop in the middle of the richer part of Gotham and noticed a very nice café. Now, normally she wouldn't go in durring a chase, but as she looked behind her and saw absolutely zero life, she decided, why not? Having Mushu with her, she didn't have to worry about much.

So, she got out and stretched a bit before walking in and ordering some pastries and coffee. At First Wonder Quinn wanted to eat quickly and get back behind the wheel, but eating too quickly isn't healthy, so she made sure to take her sweet, sweet time as she enjoyed every bite and sip of her pastries and coffee. She was there for 15 minutes, and the whole time, the Café had a screen playing the news report about her. She couldn't help the small chuckles that escaped her as she saw the utter confusion on Commissioner Gordon's face as he tried to hide his mild panic. Batman was just a bit behind him, and as always, had a poker face with his oh so charming scowl. She could even see him tapping his foot impatiently as the other cops tried to get some info on where she and the new Killer-Glitter were. That's when she noticed one of the workers acting odd and saw one of the officers run up and whisper something to Batman and Gordon.

"Time to go." - Wonder Quinn got up and made her way to the exit, watching out of the corner of her eye as the workers began to act more agitated

She stopped for a moment, turned around and walked up the the worker that was behind the counter and placed a 50 dollar bill –she may or may not have found in the Killer-Glitter– infront of the confused worker before walking out and getting back in the car just as red and blue lights were faintly visible behind her. And the chase began again. They lost her again, she restarted the chase again, then they lost her again- You get the gist of it.

This went on for about 3 hours. It was now 2 a.m., and she lost the adrenaline an hour earlier, so by this point the chase only started again and again because she didn't know what else to do. Seeing Mushu frozen in the passenger seat made her finally call it quits. She drove the Killer-Glitter back to where it all began, at the Museum, and placed it exactly where it was as if she never touched it –Aside from the new look anway. And she took a few pictures to remember this beautiful moment before walking away.

—–—–—–—–—

She was long gone when they found the Killer-Glitter all by its lonesome and Wonder Quinn was happy, though the night still felt like it was missing something. She was walking down some alleys when she felt another weird soul above her.

"I know you're up there Bucket Head." - Wonder Quinn looked up and saw the person jump down

"Will you stop calling me that?" - Red Hood immerged from the shadows and stood just about 4ft. away from Wonder Quinn

"Not until you let me fix your look Bucket Head. So what brings you to little ol' me?" - Wonder Quinn asked as she leaned on the wall of the alley

"1. You kinda stole Bat's ride, 2. You definitely don't have a license, and 3. I want in." - Red Hood

"I'm sorry what now?" - Mushu popped out of WQ's hoodie at Red Hood's words

"4. What the FUCK is that?" - Red Hood

"Yes I stole the Killer-Glitter, I learned how to drive from HQ, what's in it for me? and this is the All Mighty Dramatic as Fuck Mushu." - Wonder Quinn crossed her arms as she stared Red Hood down, ignoring Mushu's dramatic gasp

"More Jolly Chaos?" - Red Hood's tone was mischievous as he seemingly pulled out a big duffle bag from no wear and showed her it's contents

"... Eggs and toilet paper. You plan on egging and tp'ing Gotham?" - Wonder Quinn kept her face neutral as she rased a single eyebrow

"I got a bet I wanna win, and if you're game, we'll split the profits 50-50." - Red Hood reached out his hand as he proposed his offer

"Lets add some artful charcoal designs and Mistletoe while we're at it." - Wonder Quinn shook Red Hood's hand to seal the deal

"Ho ho ho." - Red Hood

"Now, where to first on the naughty list?" - Wonder Quinn

-Jingle Bell Rock!-

They first stopped by the Museum again and tp'd, egged, and charcoaled the building. Then they stopped by WE where they drew the Batfam symbols in charcoal, eggs and tp, and maybe a few inappropriate things courtesy of Red Hood, then they finished it by adding some mistletoe in the more secure areas of the building. Next up was the Botanical Gardens, and they only carefully added Mistletoe so they would thrive because of Wonder Quinn. Then they went to The Iceberg Lounge, they made sure it wasn't too bad with tp and eggs, but they did add a shit ton of Mistletoe to every room and some more profanities and a pile of coal courtesy of Red Hood. After that was the GSPC, where they just put some Tp and Mistletoe. Then they went to Wayne Manor on Wonder Quinn's request, they Tp'd the entire estate, egged drawings and faces of profanity courtesy of Red Hood, and drew with charcoal 'Merry Christmas' (Red Hood may or may not have left coal in the shape of a Katana for Damian). And last but not least, Arkham. The made sure to cover every nook and cranny in tp, eggs, and big lumps of coal. they may or may not have also added some Mistletoe near the bathrooms, the inmate cells, cafeteria, guard room, offices, locker rooms, gear rooms, utility closets... they pretty much got every doorway with Mistletoe.

And so they made Gotham a kissy profanity Christmas wonderland.

-Jingle Bell Rock End-

When the deed was done, they vowed to never speak of their actions to any soul of authority.

And so Marinette was walking down the alley not far from home as she hummed some Christmas songs. After a few minutes she entered the overgrown parking lot, walking through the gate into the lush garden before walking inside the hideout. She was greeted by Ivy and Selina at the door, and saw her friends and Harley replaying over and over the chase from earlier. After a slight scolding she spent the rest of the night with her family and friends on the couch, all falling asleep around 4 a.m.

•—·–·—·–·—–· In the Bat-Cave ·–—·–·—·–·—•

"Done, now we can finally sleep." - Steph, Cass, Barbara, Dick, Jason, Tim and Damian had all finally finished washing off all the paint from the Batmobile. They had just started to walk away when they heard Cass make a loud drawn out whine, the all turned to see the Batmobile coverd in glow in th dark paint

"I'm fucking breaking Father's No Kill rule!" - Damian growled as he threw his sponge at the Batmobile, watching as it weakily hit the car and flopped to the floor. Everyone just left, not wanting to go another night without sleep, Steph and Jason were already laughing like they were on Joker Gas, a sign that they 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 their sleep. Bruce would just have to deal with it.

•—·–·—·–·—–· Back to the Siren Hideout·–—·–·—·–·—•

"Breaking news, after the Batmobile was stolen late into the night and mysteriously returned, Arkham Officials found the entire facility covered in Mistletoe, tp, coal and eggs, a few other locations were also covered, the only one that seemed to only get Mistletoe was the Botanical Gardens, whoever did this, how the **** did you get Santa's traveling powers?-"

The TV was turned off by Selina as she looked to Marinette - "Look Kitten, I don't know how you did it, but I am so proud of you!" - Selina gave Marinette a hug, only to be stopped by Harley unmuting the TV

"Update, turns out the Arkham inmates didn't take to well to the Coal and Mistletoe, some are now in critical care while the others are now locked in their coal filled room-"

"D'ja rig any of de coals in Mistuh J's cell?" - Harley gave Marinette a hug as she asked her question

"They may be sharp, and he won't be able to sleep until they get the coal out." - Marinette replied

"I will say this, well done on the execution." - Ivy also hugged Marinette for a moment - "You're also grounded for driving without an adult next to you in the car."

"But Mushu is an Adult!" - Marinette pointed to Mushu who was in the fetal position, rocking back and forth and sucking his claw

"... I tink yuh broke him Cupcake."

*Sad Mushu Noises*

And that's how Gotham had both the best, and weirdest Christmas ever, Marinette couldn't go out for the next few day, both because she was grounded and because Robin was out for revenge.

All in all, it was an amazing Christmas.

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i think there’s a tumblr fic on this on what if marinette was harley quinn’s daughter but she wasn’t evil she just is smart, not just like academically but like street smart, and fighting-wise as well.

i just made a little snippet based on the actually book i think it’s called ‘Harley’s Plea for Help’

okay so just read my little thing of whatever

and then it’s a normal daminette fic until damians like hey do you wanna meet my family at dinner

but marinette knows they’re the bats so at the same time she doesn’t wanna go bc she’s the daughter of harley

so then marinette like politely declines

and then damian’s like yea okay i totally get it, while he like calls jon or whoever he goes to for human interaction advice for help

and then they’re like maybe they’re scared, or afraid or something

so then damian being his blunt self is like “angel, are you afraid of me?”

now he totally caught our girl off guard so she’s like “what no?” but marinette is a very bad liar

so she immediately rambles and is like

“wait no that’s not what i meant that’s not why i declined.. why would i be afraid of you?” marinette just asked

so then damians like why did u decline

and she’s like it’s because of my mom

so then he’s like wait can we not be together anymore and starts like freaking out

and then in order to shut him up she just tells the truth (just about her mother and stuff)

and he’s like “well o-“

and then he’s like “i don’t care about who your mother is..” and gives like a whole love confession

and marinette is like wow no ones ever done the for me or some pick me activity (no hate i live laugh love mari)

and then bing bam bop bada bop boom pow with a happy ending

i made a plot twist but if any of this was someone else’s idea lmk so i can mention it

[virgil-is-a-cutie]

ANOTHER GODDAMN FUCKING ANGST IDEA

Because I like to make y'all sad af lol

Bio!mom au for Adrien where Harley Quinn is his mom.

However, Gabriel doesn't know that. Emilie had been unable to get pregnant for the majority of them trying. She knows Harley, they're friends, is about to graduate and work at Arkham, she knows she's pregnant. She knows Harls doesn't want a kid at the moment, but wants her baby to have a good home.

They make a deal, Emilie pretends to be pregnant and Harls gets sent pictures of her child.

Gabriel is happy, but his wife is on an almost long business trip, a trip he doesn't know is a lie. So he doesn't suspect a thing.

Adrien is born, having Harls looks but Emilie knows she can pass him off as hers. Thankfully she lied to Gabriel that she was 2 months along when she told him the wonderful news.

Adrien was a pre-mature baby but Emilie didn't mind.

Gabriel didn't notice.

The thing with the miraculous happens, but ij this au he gets the ladybug miraculous and Mari the cat.

And she's killed in the final battle, he's 18 and she 17 years old, because she had used cataclysm to destroy something, it falls on her and Hawkmoth.

Hawkmoth is left paralyzed, but Mari was crushed a second after her transformation dropped.

Amilie knows what her sister did. She comes clean.

The entire world is shocked.

Especially who Hawkmoth is, Adrien is hurt and drops his transformation not caring that the world can see him now.

Hawkmoth screams in pain and heartbrokenness as he realizes who Kitty Noir was.

Making the world feel shock.

So is the justice league who weren't aware of the situation because of someone in the call center putting it off as a joke. More so Bats because he had been gone for a while, died and came back alive.

Harls forgot all about her baby until she sees the news, and is shocked to see a heartbroken blonde frantically moving rubble as his fingers bleed from the glass and sharp edges of the pieces that fell on Mari.

The world's blood runs cold as they hear the gut wrenching screams from the blonde model/superhero as he realizes its too late to save his friend who became an intern for his father.

And Harls and Ivy rush to Paris to retrieve her son.

Adrien clutches a pink sketchbook that's decorated in flowers and has an intricate M close to his chest when they see him. A ton of boxes really full of small stuff that are of Mari's.

Just imagine that.

[murderbirds]

Headcanon for the rogues

Here are my headcanon bios for my 6 favorite rogues in no specific order, might make a part 2

Scarecrow- Theater kid/ E-boy/ Tsundere

Jon is quite good friends with Tetch, Harley, Ivy, Croc and has a rivalry friendship (brotherly kinda) with Edward. He acts dismissive and like he doesn't care about anyone but will die to protect those he loves. He is also a huge nerd, although he will deny it until the day he dies. Feelings? What feelings? He feels no feelings... unless you insult his favorite character or says something factually incorrect... He normally targets abusers or people who enjoy creating fear in other to use as guinea pigs for his experiments. He doesn't get along with the other rogues.

Riddler- Nerd/ bratty/ loud to hide low self esteem

Edward is constantly talking, he just contantly has to show that he is the smartest man in the room 24/7, even if it's really annoying to most, and that reflects in his crimes, which aren't done so much as to get anythibg, but to prove himself better than the police and the other rogues. If he goes quiet around you, that is actually a good sign because it means he doesn't feel the need to prove himself to you. He can come out as arrogant, self centered and narcissistic which is partially true, but it is just a way to cover up his self doubts. Good friends with Harley Quinn, Jervis Tetch, and Jonathan Crane. Dating/ex with Oswald Cobblepot (depending on source)

The rest of the rogues tend to avoid him, they don't hate him (like scarecrow) but dislike his tendencies to leave clues behind.

Mad Hatter- Babysitter friend/ the adult/ ironically the sanest one in the Rogue Gallery

Jervis is a more observant and quiet individual who follows along the louder rogues and normally ends up cleaning their messes. Unlike Oswald, he doesn't go out of his way to stop them from going through with their terrible ideas, he normally goes along until it explodes on their faces. He also owns a bistro which he manages when they aren't committing crimes. Gets along with all the rogues fairly well, but is best friends with Jon and Ed.

Penguin- Sugar D*ddy/ The mom friend/ He can and will ground you

With a constant angry/annoyed face Oswald is quite the serious man, specially compared to his peers. He is a businessman and a good one at that, which leads to him being one of the most unpopular rogues in Gotham seeing as most believe him to be a greedy capitalist which, to be fair, he is, but as any of his employees will tell you, he is also a pretty just man who will pay appropriately to a well done job. Penguin will act polite and as "utmost gentleman" until you piss him off, in which case he will try to kill you with a smile on his face. Penguin has or has done business with all the other Rogues and most of them have no complaints, however he dislikes more chaotic characters like Scarecrow and the Joker. Good friends with Harvey Dent, Victor Fries and Harley Quinn. Was a father figure to Ivy until their goals got in the way. Either dating or exs with Edward Nygma.

Poison Ivy- Gatekeep/Girlboss/ no gasslight cuz it's bad for the plants

Considered the most powerful being in Gotham, Ivy is relative quiet when it comes to the rogues. She has her own greenhouse where she helps the homeless as long as they agree to help her take care of her plants. She will only leave her greenhouse in case something that will amass in a large number of plants getting killed is going on. Some people will still try to go after her out of fear she will one day snap and use her powers for evil, in those cases she doesn't consider herself responsible for their deaths and 100% uses their bodies as fertilizers. She has a very neutral relationship with most of the rogues, but has shown to enjoy working with Scarecrow, Catwoman and Riddler. She was Penguin's protégé but due to his capitalist nature, she doesn't get along with him anymore. Harley's girlfriend.

Harley Quinn- Screw the Joker/ Therapist friend/ Bimbo who loves pranking people

Harley is a really emotionally intelligent person who simply cannot function as an individual. She is hyperactive, impulsive considered ditzy by most of her peers, but once she decides to do something, there is no one who can stop her, not even the bat. After she breaks up with the Joker, she starts her own career as a mercenary, quickly rising to the levels of Deathstroke, even if she isn't the best with a gun. She's still extremely agile and intelligent, especially when it comes to reading people. A part of the rogues enjoy working with her, a part is annoyed by her ultra optimistic nature and the rest is terrified of how easily she can read people. Good Friends with the Dork Squad, Catwoman and Penguin despite being chaotic (he actually finds her jokes pretty funny). Dating Pamela, hates Joker (when she isn't working as a mercenary, she is either working in her clinic or foiling his plans)

[dork-empress]

So I've been watching DC comic tiktoks and reading wiki articles and so now i have a thought as to an interpretation of one Lucy Quinzel, aka The Joker's Daughter. If there are comics that contradict this, no they don't. That said, DC if you want to steal this I will look the other way if you also hire me.

So important things to know: In the Injustice universe (not the main storyline as far as I know, at least not yet) Harley Quinn reveals she once had Joker's baby, disappearing for a year to have her and give her to her sister before returning to Joker (The Joker didn't notice).

When this daughter (Lucy) was older, she was kidnapped by Ra's al Ghul or some shit to get Harley to go along with some Suicide Squad plan, and Lucy learns who her real bio mother (and more terrifyingly: Father) are.

This is some Super Origin shit.

To add onto that, and this one i just found out today and have mixed feelings on. So, Joker (in some iterations) does not have a real...mental illness. Like, as in not a real-world DSM diagnosable thing. Instead he has a made up comics condition called "Super Sanity." In essence, all the crazy things in life that humans rationalize through constructs? He can't rationalize those. So it's all just chaos. Out of universe, this leads him to some 4th-wall breaking, but like. not to Deadpool level, more like...he knows hes a comic book villain, so, nothing is real. there are no real consequences, and he knows it. He also has deplorable morals I think IN ADDITION and in combination with this condition, not because of it.

I would posit that because this condition is made up, I can add rules onto it, and say: it's genetic, so Lucy has it too.

Which means she KNOWS she has some Super Origin shit.

So, as a teen, knowing that SOMETHING is going to come after her or rope her into crazy super stuff somehow, she starts training. The obvious ideas would be learning Acrobatics (maybe even from her mom) and science, to make her own clown-type gadgets.

I think she also will study the Commedia dell'arte a lot, and honestly take the idea of comedy as a deconstruction of power systems. Like her father, she can't rationalize people as...well, people, but DOES have the morals that Joker doesn't, and cares about people's stories the way we might care about a character. So more than just saving people she'll like. Try to make their lives better, sometimes in roundabout (but overall relatively harmless) ways.

So basically, while Joker is a villain and Harley has become somewhat of an anti-hero, Lucy is a Hero, albeit a strange one.

I'm calling her Commedia, The Clown Princess. I based her design SOMEWHAT on Columbina, who is like a dancer, from back when women could not be part of the act, but could dance in between action (see here). Basically she's a ballet-dancer clown. Like Columbina, her weapon of choice is a cool tambourine. But Heroforge doesnt have that, so she also has a bouquet of flowers, that are like joker's flowers but different colors have different properties.

[intcthatgoodnight-a2]

Super short bios of all my muses!

I wrote up some short and too the point bios for each of my muses. Only a few sentences each. For anyone who isn’t familiar with all my muses but is curious about them. 

Bones

Seeley Booth - FBI special agent. Former Army Special Forces sniper. Works with forensic anthropologist Temperance Brennan. Catholic. Man of action, stubborn, but with a heart of gold.

Angel the Series

Angel - Vampire. Turned in 1753. Spent 100 years as a soulless monster, murdering and torturing his way across Europe, until he was cursed with a soul. Spent another 100 years hiding away, until he was convinced to help the current Slayer. Now a champion for the Powers that Be. Private Investigator in LA. Fights evil, as a way for atonement.

Cordelia Chase - Born and raised on a Hellmouth. Former popular girl and queen bee in her high school. Selfish and vain, hiding a compassionate and caring heart. Currently lives in LA, aspires to be an actress but works with Angel to fight vampires and demons. Has painful visions of the future.

Kathy - Little sister to Angel. Was murdered by him when he was first turned into a vampire. Brought back to life 240+ years later by the evil law firm Wolfram and Hart as a way to torment Angel. Sweet summer child. Cottagecore. Trying to adjust to modern times and this new world of vampires and demons.

Fred Burkle - Physicist. Genius. Adorable southern nerd. Former UCLA student who was sucked into a hell deminsion where she was forced to be a slave until she ran away, then lived in hiding in the woods and kinda went a little nuts. Saved by Angel, now works and lives with him.

Angelus - Evil version of Angel. Angel without a soul. Total douchebag, loves to torture and murder. Hates everything that Angel has been doing while having a soul.

Darla - Vampire. Turned in the early 17th century by the Master, who was the oldest vamp on record. Turned Angel and was his lover during his time without a soul. Shunned him after he got a soul. Loyal to the Master. Was killed by Angel to save Buffy Summers. Brought back to life by Wolfram and Hart as a human, then turned into a vampire again.

Connor - Son of Angel and Darla. Miracle child. Part human, part vampire. Angsty teen. Was kidnapped by vampire hunter Holtz as a baby and raised in a hell dimension, trained to kill and hate vampires. Time moved differently, so 16 years for him was only a few weeks for this world. Came back to kill his dad, but then realized things weren’t quite as he was told.

Sam Lawson - Vampire. Joined the Navy during WWII, worked on a submarine. Was turned by Angel as a desperate last resort. The only person Angel turned while he had a soul. Part of that soul left an imprint on him leaving him not quite like other vampires. Wants revenge on Angel for turning him.

DC

Lucy Quinzel - Daughter of Harley Quinn and the Joker. Raised by Delia Quinzel and kept secret. Ran away and started living on the streets at 16 after Delia was murdered. Human disaster and dumpster fire of a person. Thief. Parkours away from the police. Violent tendencies. But has a good heart, it's just buried under a lot of defensiveness.

Delia Quinzel - Sister of Harley Quinn, and adopted mother of Lucy. Nurse at Gotham General Hospital. Guarded and protective, caring and empathetic. Best Mom. Is murdered in a home invasion when Lucy is 16.

Angela Dodson - Detective for the LAPD. Twin. Psychic. Was in denial of her psychic ability since she was a child resulting in it going dormant. Investigating her sisters death lead her to seek the help of John Constantine, and awakening her abilities. Was possessed briefly by the son of the devil. Currently in possession of the spear of destiny.

Detroit: Become Human

Connor - Android. Deviant Hunter. Was made to work as a detective and assist police with deviant androids. Super in denial of being a deviant himself until he is forced to accept it and begins to help the deviants. Sweet boy, but will go full John Wick and kill a bunch of people if necessary. Likes dogs.

Chloe - First android to pass the Turning Test. Oldest android still active. Kept by her creator Elijah Kamski. Designed to be a personal assistant.

Gavin Reed - Detective. Asshole. Can’t wink. Hates androids. Deeper than he comes off as. Actually really good at his job, just doesn’t work well with others.

Sixty - Android. The same model as Connor, was activated to hunt down and stop Connor after he became a deviant. Loyal to cyberlife. Refuses to believe androids are anything other than machines. Likes to villain monologue.

Dexter

Dexter Morgan - Serial Killer. Blood Spatter Analyst for Miami Metro. Has a Code taught to him by his adoptive father, only kills other killers. Emotionless asshole, makes bad decisions, but is also just a silly, sassy guy. Later he’s father to Harrison Morgan. Even later he fakes his death and starts going by Jim. Has daddy issues and mommy issues.

Debra Morgan - Foul mouthed foster sister to Dexter. Followed her fathers footsteps and became a cop. Worked vice, then homicide. Rose from officer, to detective, and later lieutenant. Has seriously bad luck with boyfriends.

Doctor Who

Eleventh Doctor - Alien. Time traveler. Last of his kind, or is he? Hoper of far flung hopes and dreamer of impossible dreams. Childish old man. Likes to be the hero, but his long long history can be a bit terrifying.

Amy Pond - Time traveler. Friend of the Doctor, met him when she was a child and waited 12 years for him to come back. Engaged, and later married to Rory. Mother to River, it’s complicated. Fiery determination in a short skirt.

Rory Williams - Time traveler. Nurse. Has been in love with Amy forever, later they end up getting married. Father to River. Travels with Amy and the Doctor. Can be the only sensible one in the group.

Mr. Clever - Cyberplanner. Leader of the hivemind of the cybermen, enemies of the doctor. Out to turn every living being into a cyberman. Has taken over the Doctors body, so he has some of the Doctors mannerisms.

Game of Thrones

Sansa Stark - Eldest daughter of Lord Stark of Winterfell. Sweet summer child, too good for this world. Has been a political prisoner of one group or another since her fathers death.

Ginger Snaps

Ginger Fitzgerald - Angsty emo teen. Older sister. Werewolf. 90s grunge. Will kill and eat you and look good doing it.

Hannibal

Will Graham - FBI consultant. Teacher at Quantico. Pure empathy. A mystery to the psychiatric community, he can put himself into the minds of others, including killers. Patient of Hannibal Lector. A little too okay with cannibalism. A hair trigger away from becoming a serial killer himself, this man is always on the edge of breaking.

Abigail Hobbs - Her father was a serial killer who killed girls that looked like her. She was made to help him capture the girls, and is hiding this from the FBI. Had her throat slit by her father. Unwitting pawn in Hannibals game to trap Will. Troubled teen who never really had a chance. Thinks she’s a monster, but she’s really a good kid.

Hannibal Lecter - Psychiatrist. Former surgeon. Serial killer and cannibal. Known as the Cheasapeake Ripper, as well as other names. Pretentious asshole. Likes to mess with his patients and push them into killing. Y’all known who Hannibal the Cannibal is, he’s fucked up.

Harry Potter

Harry Potter - Wizard. The Boy who Lived. A prophecy from before he was born made him the enemy of evil wizard Voldemort and the only one who could kill him. Child soldier. Never had a normal year of school. Sassy as hell. Sad as hell. He cares and loves so much.

Leverage

Alec Hardison - Hacker. 24 year old genius with a smartphone and a problem with authority. Nerd. Did I mention genius? because yeah. Heart of gold, he’s so good and cares so much.

Eliot Spencer - Hitter. He can kick anyones ass. Former military and mercenary. Mysterious and Top Secret past. Southern good boy. Playboy with good manners. Big brother energy.

Nathan Ford - Mastermind. I’m sure he came up with that title because this man has a hell of an ego. God complex and control freak. Alcoholic. Former insurance guy who used to catch theives, now he leads a team of thieves to work as modern day robin hoods. Dad of the group.

Parker - Thief. Autistic. Eccentric. Loves jumping from high places. Best thief ever maybe. Memorizes museum and bank layouts for fun. Loves money, not spending it just having it. Precious cinnamon roll, baby of the group. Has trouble relating to people emotionally, but is so sweet and actually cares so much  even if she has a hard time showing it.

Sophie Deveraux - Grifter. Best actress you’ve never seen, but only when she’s breaking the law, put her in front of a camera and she sucks. Has been going by fake ids for so long that her real past is a mystery. Femme fatal. Mom of the group.

Marvel

Tony Stark - Genius, Billionaire. Playboy. Philanthropist. Not so much of a playboy anymore, now he’s a husband and dad. Former weapons developer turned superhero. PTSD, and anxiety attacks.

Elle Stark - Daughter of Tony Stark from a one night stand in his 20s. Mother was a research scientist/biologist. Was kept secret from the world until she was a teenager. Was kidnapped by AIM and injected with Extrimis, and still has some of the abilities from that. Later went to med school to become a surgeon. Was dusted during the snap.

Friday - Android / AI. Built by Tony Stark. Replaced Jarvis as Tonys main AI assistant. Later he built her an android body. Loyal, quippy, badass. Can come off as cold or distant to other people, she’s still figuring out the whole ‘emotions’ thing.

Maria Stark - Wife of Howard Stark, mother of Tony. Socialite. Her parents moved to New York from Italy right before she was born.

Pirates of the Caribbean

Elizabeth Swann - Daughter of the Governor of Port Royal. Always had a fascination with pirates. Later kidnapped by pirates and saved by her childhood friend/crush/love of her life. Even later she joins the pirates to save him. Ends up the pirate king.

Star Wars

Luke Skywalker - Jedi. Rebel. Pilot. The living embodiment of Hope. 50% feral desert child, 50% sage Jedi master. Dedicated to destroying the Empire and rebuilding the Jedi Order. Badass space wizard, soul of a golden retriever.

Anakin Skywalker - Son of the Force. Chosen One. Jedi. Traitor. Sith. Was a good kid who was manipulated by the Sith from childhood. Paranoid and low impulse control. Scary powerful, emphasis on scary. Says he joins the Sith to save his wife, but boy was Falling way before that.

Obi-Wan Kenobi - Jedi. The Negotiator. General. Master to Anakin. Badass with a heart of gold. Infinite Sadness, seriously this guy has it rough, just non stop tragedy. But he remains good, and kind, and believes in hope and the light.

Han Solo - Smuggler. Reluctant rebel. Leia Organa insulted him and he immediately fell in love. Owes money to everyone basically, seriously don’t ever lend him money. Acts like a cocky asshole, but is actually a dorky good guy. Father to Ben Solo.

Leia Organa - Senator. Princess. Twin to Luke. Powerful in the Force, but prefers to use her political prowess to destroy her enemies. Angry smol. Big sister energy. What's the deal with her and Han? The love isn’t unrequited, they’re both just stubborn idiots. Mother to Ben Solo.

Supernatural

Emma Winchester - Amazon. Daughter of hunter Dean Winchester. Went from baby to teen in like two days. Was told that she had to kill her father, ended up being killed by her uncle. Spent a few years in Purgatory. Feral angsty teen. Doesn’t want to be a monster, doesn’t want to be a hero. Just wants to survive.

Jesse Turner - Cambion, half demon. Antichrist. Powerful enough that the angels were scared of him, but only when Lucifer is on Earth. Was destined to join Lucifer but wanted nothing to do with it so he peaced out and went to Australia. Has been alone and in hiding since he was a kid.

Eve - Mother of Monsters. Not the biblical Eve, that’s not even her original name. Part Leviathan, though they consider her an abomination. Created all the original monsters. Does not give a shit about humans, but isn’t out to destroy them. Scary, super powerful. Leader of Purgatory.

The Expanse

James Holden - (a sometimes muse, when the inspo hits) Son of 8 parents. From Earth. Accidently saved the Earth (and probably the whole solar system) a few times. Sentient alien goo talks to him through a ghost in his head. Anytime there's some fucked up shit happening in the universe, there he’ll be shrugging his shoulders, asking “how did I end up here?”

The Haunting of Hill House

Nell Vance-Crain - Sweet baby girl who deserved so much better. Twin. Youngest of five kids. Lived in a haunted house for a while and that really fucked up the whole family. The horrors of her childhood followed her into adulthood. Suffers from sleep paralysis and severe depression.

Hugh Crain - Father and Husband. Worked with his wife to flip houses. Didn’t believe his family about the ghosts in Hill House until it was too late. His wife’s mysterious suicide in a haunted house became national news and drove a wedge between him and his children. Hallucinates his dead wife.

Twilight

Didyme Voltrui - Vampire. Turned by her older brother Aro over 3000 years ago. Has the power of happiness induction. Sweet and kind, which can make her seem weak compared to the harsher vampires around her, but don’t be fooled. Wife of Marcus. They had the most precious love ever, and decided they didn’t want to be a part of the Voltrui. So her brother killed her to keep Marcus around.

Ariadne Voturi - Half vampire, half human. Daughter of Aro, the leader of the Volturi who are the leaders of the vampire world. Has the power of telekinesis. Spoiled. Arrogant. Desperate to prove herself worthy despite not being a full vampire.

[thr-333]

Mismatch- Part 20

Bio Dad Bruce Wayne Month 2020

The Batman hiding behind a corndog stall from a teenage girl: are you sure this is necessary? Twins: yes

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They arrive at the fair without being followed by Harley, at least she hopes so. Bruce somehow being able to convince Marion to not eat before going on the rides. In return Marion takes them straight to the most intense ride they have.

“Oh darn Mari,” Marinette says being dragged in line, “I don’t think we can go on this one without our disguises falling off,”

“Don’t worry I’ve been on plenty of rides like this and my glasses have never fallen off,”

You have magic glasses you twat! Marinnette glares, getting only a grin, telling her Marion knows exactly what he is doing. She's about to say as much when she notices an unfortunately familiar pair of pigtails in the crowd.

“Mari-” She looks over to her grinning twin.

“You know Nette if you really don't want to go on you don't have to,” Marion teases, Harley Quinn getting way too close to escape.

“On second thought let's go,” Marinette pushes Marion towards the ride, ignoring Bruce's surprise and Marion's taunting.

They get pulled onto the ride, Marinette coming off ghostly pale. Thankfully no Harley Quinn in sight.

“Let’s go again,” Marion starts pushing Marinette back in line, too light headed to stop him.

“How about we try some of the food, instead,” Bruce offers, looking over at her with concern.

“Sure, we can go on the rides later then,” Marion calls cheerfully, skipping off to a cotton candy stand.

“I got played didn’t I?” Bruce asks, watching Marion join the line.

“Like a fiddle,” Marinette starts to get some of the color back in her cheeks, “Don’t worry happens to everyone,”

“Yeah, he’s like his Mom,” Bruce mutters under his breath, but she still hears, “I mean…”

“It’s alright,” Marinette shrugs, walking towards the stand “Cotton candy?”

“Do I have to eat it?” Bruce grimaces, following her.

“Marions going to find a way to make you try it one way or another,”

Marion somehow manages to convince them all to get cotton candy. Bruce being thoroughly confused by it.

“It’s easy, all you do is pull a piece off,” Marinette demonstrates pulling off a piece.

“Or you can just bite it,” Marion faceplants into it.

“And get it all over your face,” Marinette deadpans, sneaking some to Tikki.

“Exactly,” Marion grins, coming back up with pink sugar all over his face.

“And you’re sure I don’t need any utensils,” Bruce says, looking quite out of place with the oversized pink cloud.

“No!” They both shout.

‘Alright then,” He pulls off a piece, cringing as he eats it, “This is just sugar,”

“Precisely,” Marion grins, biting off a big chunk.

“You're going to make yourself sick,” Bruce looks like he’s about to yank it away from him.

“ Precisely ,” Marion says, muffled by the dissolving sugar, “We should try funnel cake next!”

“Dear god, he’s just like Dick,” Bruce frets, watching as Marion bounces to the stall.

“I’m willing to bet Mari’s worse,” She watches as he eyes up the powdered sugar, “he’s a bottomless pit,”

“I think you might me right,” Bruce winces as Marion receives an oversized funnel cake, “that's terrifying,”

“You should see him around cheese,” Marinette suggests innocently, “Especially camembert,”

“I’ll have to keep that in mind,”

Please do

They follow Marion around the food stalls. Marinette is able to keep up by feeding most of her sweet treats to Tikki. Bruce is not so lucky. They come across a mirror maze Marinette points out to give Bruce a break.

“Ah yes the mirror maze the best place to make sure no one recognises you,” Marion recites theatrically.

“The reflections are distorted,” Bruce walks past a mirror making him comically short

“Yeah that guy looks kind of like the Joker,” Marinette looks over to where Marion is pointing.

“Ah Mari,” She hesitates looking over the group of clowns reflected in the mirror that should definitely not be holding guns, “I think that is him,”

“Not again,” Marion mutters, backing up.

She tries to form a plan, they have to make a break for it to change into costumes or people could get hurt. But how are they supposed to so that with Bruce hovering over them. He looks like he’s trying to find an escape route, they have to find a way to protect them and-

“Is that Harley Quinn?” Marion whispers.

Sure enough they watch a reflection of the group making out from the stretched image as Harley walks over to the group and hits the Joker right over the head with a mallet.

“We should leave,” Bruce whispers, herding them in the direction they came.

“Will she be alright?” Marinette asks, watching the fight through a different mirror and gunshots echo.

“Yeah I think she’ll be fine,” Bruce says, as Harley knocks the gunmen's weapons away while hyenas chase after them through the maze.

They exit the maze in record time, Bruce being able to lead them through it easily.

“Do you think we should tell someone?” Marinette asks, there doesn't seem to be any more people going into the maze, maybe it's a Gotham six sense.

“We should,” Bruce agrees, less than enthusiastically.

“Or, or,” Marion dances in front of them, “We could go play some games,”

“We were almost attacked by the Joker and you think that's a good use of time?” Marinette can tell Bruce is thinking the same.

“Exactly! We were almost, so it doesn't count now does it?” Marion doesn't wait for an answer as he rushes off further into the fair.

They have no choice but to sigh and follow after him. Well they do but that's beside the point.

“Oh how awful it is, to not get to partake in the joys of a rollercoaster, unlike yourself whom screams with delight and fear every time-” Marinette uses the water gun to spray in the clown's face, “Hey!”

Unfortunately the clown that is related to her, not the carnival game. Marion tries to grab the water gun and they start fighting over it. Somehow they still manage to get a high score, enough for the big prize. Whether it was her good luck or Marion's bad luck projecting onto the stall runner is unclear.

“Unbelievable,” Marinette sighs as they walk away from the stall.

“Sorry, Nette there's just no love for the bugs,” Marion grins, hugging the giant black cat to his chest.

“I will find a Ladybug, just watch me,” She promises, this was never a problem in Paris, they have tonnes of Ladybug plushies.

“Sure you will,” Marion hums, Bruce just looks amused at their antics.

“If not I’m sewing spots onto the cat,” Marinette threatens, walking between rows of stalls none having a Ladybug plush.

“Nooooo,” Marion cowers, hugging the cat close.

“I think I saw a Ladybug prize somewhere back there,” Bruce points in the opposite direction.

“Where?” Marion runs where Bruce is pointing, Cat raised above his head, “We must go to save Dough boy!”

“Dough boy?” Marinette jogs slightly to keep up.

“From your disproving tone I can tell you approve,” Marion turns on his heel walking backwards.

“You know I technically won that game,” She pokes the cat toy in the chest.

“Please you were losing without me,” Marion grins, people moving out of his way.

“No I wase- look out!” Marinette pushes them both into the gap between stalls.

“What’s wrong?” Bruce asks, on guard looking out for the Joker, Marinette can feel him scanning the area.

“The devil has arrived,” Marion whispers, noticing Lila, “Her dark shadow always follows us,”

“... Pardon?” Bruce relaxes taking it for a joke, which it is most certainly not,  Marinette tenses as Lila sends Kim right to the stall they are hiding behind.

“Girl at school we really don’t like, who really doesn't like us,” Marinette summarises, shallowling inhaling the smell of greasy batter.

“Which one?” Bruce analyses the group of teens near them.

“Sausage hair over there,” Marion nods to her, watching as Kim comes back with a corn dog, “Gasp, cannibalism!”

“Are you telling me Lila wouldn’t eat another human?” Marinette crouches down further keeping to the shadows.

“Are you telling me Lila is human?” Marion mutters back, both keeping their voices down.

“Good one,”

“Thanks,”

“Who’re we spy’n on?”

They all jump at the new voice. Marinette twisting to come nose to nose with Harley Quinn.

“De ja vu,”

“What?” Bruce turns to Marion.

“Nothing!” Marion very smoothly avoids eye contact.

“Spy’in on another date are we?” Harley asks, squeezing in next to the group.

“Another?” Bruce looks between them confused.

The twins frantically shake their heads behind Bruce's back. Harley makes a ‘o’ face and gives a nod.

“We’re spying on the devil,” Marion points at Lila, grateful she could at least serve as a distraction, “Bless whatever unfortunate soul has the displeasure of dating her,”

“Sounds to me like you have some strong opinions,” Bruce says, with slight disbelief, probably thinking they are overreacting.

“Trust me they’re founded,” Marinette whispers, cringing at the shrill laugh Lila gives.

Bruce gives her an expectant look and wedged together between a corn dog stall and who knows what else isn’t the best place to pick a fight.

“That’s a grade A psychopath right there,” Harley finally whispers to them.

“You can tell?” Marinette asks, ignoring Marion giving Bruce a smug look.

“Well from what I can see she’s a manipulative Liar-”

“To put it lightly, I don’t think she’s told the truth once in our years of knowing her,” Marion scowls, as Lila animatedly tells another tale, “Not even her name, don’t you think Lila and liar is a bit too convenient?”

“Anyway, she has pretty much all the class wrapped around her finger,” As if to prove her point Sabrina runs off to fetch her a drink, “Makes up rumours about anyone that doesn't follow her blindly and turns the rest against them,”

“I’m taking it you didn’t follow her blindly?” Bruce guesses, what on earth would give him that idea?

Harley seems to be studying Lila like she is a particularly interesting bug.

“Oh no we just love Lila so much we hide in joy every time she comes near,” Marion retreats further into the shadows, a hair away from actually hissing.

“You went toe to toe with scarecrow are you honestly telling me you're hiding from her,” Bruce studies Lila, as if looking for some sign of danger.

“If it helps she literally appeared in my fear toxin… illusions?” Marion looks for confirmation, Bruce giving a nod, Marinette shrugs he had already told her and didn’t feel like a stretch, “As the devil, soooo…”

“What did that meanie do to you!” Harley cries wrapping Marion in a hug, its alright Bruce only looks very concerned.

“Then I suggest we retreat rather than wait for them to leave,” Bruce offers, Marinette gives a nod but Harley has other plans.

“Not until I fuck that girl up!” Harley stands brandishing a mallet.

“Harley no!” Marinette hisses the three of them trying to pull her back out of the stalls.

“Let me go!” Harley struggles but not with any real strength, making sure not to hit them with the mallet, “She needs to pay,”

“Harley if we wanted her gone we could have done it already,” Marion placates, trying to push her away.

“You want her around?”  Harley stops in her tracks, tilting her head to look like a confused child.

“If we wanted her gone violently ,” Marinette specifies, guiding Harley out the alley.

“So you’ll accept a non violent way?” Bruce speaks up surprisingly.

“Yeah… I guess?” Marinette hesitates, Bruce and Harley share a glance then a nod, whatever just happened it might be better to remain ignorant.

“Well, glad we avoided that disaster,” Marion sighs, as he stretches out.

“What disaster, those outfits? Because you look utterly ridiculous,” They all turn to see Chloe scowling down at them.

That's right they said they would be with their aunt today and had turned down her invitation to the fair.

“Chloe! Hi great to see you,” Marion cringes, backing up under the blondes glare, “And everyone else, what a pleasant surprise,”

“Who were you hiding from?” Kagami asks, or rather demands staring suspiciously at Bruce. She gives a simple nod at the waving Harley.

“Would you believe Lila is here?” Marinette sighs, pointing back at the gap they escaped from.

“I suspected she was after Adrien threw up,” Chloe shrugs, Marinette's concern pushes into overdrive, overlooking Adrien for any signs of damage.

“I think that was more the rides combined with this food,” Kagami informs, looking down at a deep fried hotdog with disgust.

“Guys, please…”  Adrien blushes, glancing at her for some reason.

“Who is this?” Kagami demands, definitely demands this time.

“Harley Quinn-”

“Yes we know that,” Chloe huffs, cutting off Bruce.

“Oh.. um,” Marion exchanges a hesitant glance with both of them, “Bruce Wayne?"

“Right, and why is he here with you two?” Chloe doesn't look impressed at Marion's awkward chuckle.

“Um well… uh,” Marinette tries, glancing at Bruce who doesn't meet her look, “We just happened to be in the area?”

“Bzzt! Wrong! Try again,” Chloe makes and ‘x’ with her fingers.

“Publicity stunt?” Marion says, in the most unconvincing tone conceivable.

“Rion, if you were planning a publicity stunt there  would be confetti glitter and fireworks,”

Marinette tries not to laugh remembering a publicity stunt involving MCD that features exactly that.

“What do you want from me,” Marion whines, hiding behind his large plushie.

“The truth,” Kagami snaps, scowling.

“You don’t have to lie to us,” Adrien says gently, half reaching out to them.

“The truth is…” Marinette trails off, completely weak for the boy but it’s clear Bruce doesn't want them to know.

“... I am their biological Father,”

They all look at him in shock. Marinette’s is a happy shocked, but their friends...

“What?!”

“I knew it!” Harley cheers, jumping up and down.

“But you- there was- you said-” Kagami stutters, a rarity for her.

“You, me,” Chloe points at Marion then at herself, “Words, now ,”

“Someones in ~trouble~,” Marinette whispers over to him.

“You too Marinette Dupain Cheng,” Chloe points right in her face.

“Ohh full name,” Marion returns the favour, “It’s been awhile,”

“Careful Cheng Dupain,” Chloe glowers, Marion chuckles uncomfortably.

“I’m in danger,” Mario gets dragged to the side, Marinette following, leaving Bruce behind.

“You’re in trouble ,” Kagami scolds, as they stop out of earshot from Bruce and Harley who is buzzing around asking a million questions, “If you don’t explain right now,”

“You owe us an explanation,” Chloe lets go of Marion's arm, “You were in the hospital and we were all worried trying to control these rumors and now you tell us its the truth and I-”

“Chlo, I’m sorry Selina only just told us,” Marion cuts off her rant, bordering on tears, he adds, “In the hospital,”

“You’re Aunt told you, but how would she-” Adrien puzzles, realisation dawning, “ No ,”

“Yes?” Marinette backs up a step, everyone realising the same.

“Ridiculous, utterly ridiculous,” Chloe stomps her foot, “How can someone do that?!”

“Chlo, we’re not mad,” Marion tries to placate, Chloe turning on him.

“Of course you're not!” She explodes, “You two are perfect and forgiving which is why I have to be mad for you,”

“I think it would be nicer if you weren't mad and just supportive,” Marion smiles, Chloe's anger crumbling around her.

“... but it’s so much easier to be mad,” She whines, “Can’t I be angrily supportive?”

“I feel like you're going to be anyway,” Marion grins, one of whom they both know Chole is powerless against.

“So what are you doing now?” Adrien asks, looking back at Bruce who is now arguing wiht Harley, or rather getting yelled at.

“Trying to figure things out I guess?” Marinette looks over to confirm with Marion, “Bruce wants us to be sure we want, this,”

She gestures around herself, not sure what she means either.

“Do you want it?” Kagami asks carefully.

“... We want to try,” Marion gets a nod from Marinette.

“Very well, I will make sure he is worthy of you,” Kagami stomps off towards Bruce.

“Kags, you really don’t have to do that!” Marion calls, chasing after her.

“And she’s gone,” Marinette sighs, turning to the others, both smiling, “Adrien, Chloe can you do something?”

“We sure can,” Chloe walks over next to Kagami who is chewing out Bruce with Harley, “So, what do you want with my friends?”

“Not what I meant!” Marinette yells, getting a pat on the shoulder from Adrien.

“Quite you, the adults are talking,” Chloe waves her off.

“I’m older than you!”

“You should know they already have amazing parents that you can't replace,” Adrein adds to the onslaught of demands from the girls, a lot less threatening.

“I know, I’m not trying to,” Bruce answers evenly, still looking concerned at their guard dog like friends.

“Very well, you should know they are both amazing, and if you show anything less than a hundred percent support I will slice you in half,” Kagami threatens, and if she had her sword she would be holding it to his throat.

“Kagami no,” Marion tries to calm her down.

“You’re right, I will make it far more painful,” She growls.

“~Nooo~,” Marion backs down, hugging the cat to his chest.

“That's right, and don’t you dare think that just because your a billionaire your money will cut it,” Chloe scoffs, “Trust me the twins aren't that superficial, in fact they aren't superficial at all, it's frustrating,”

“She said twins,” Marion whispers to her as the demands continue.

“Package deal,” She hisses back, Bruce looking more and more overwhelmed by the pushy teens.

“Good friends you got there,” Harley whispers, content to let the chew out Bruce.

“What were you yelling at him for?”

“Oh nothin, he said some crap about not wanting to put you in danger, so I calmly explained the psychology behind it,” She crosses her arms smugly, “I think I got through to him,”

“If you're worried you should know Mari- they are really strong and can protect themselves,” Adrein says, Bruce starts to agree but is cut off.

“Hey! You were going to say Marinette! Weren’t you?” Marion demands, distracting the three from their onslaught.

“Both your names start with Mari,” Kagami points out, turning to him.

“Are you so insecure you immediately thought he meant Marinette?” Chloe taunts, inspecting her nails.

“No-I,”

“Geeze Rion I know Marinette awesome but your, you know… ok,” Adrien joins her teasing, muttering, “I guess,”

“That’s it, I’m disowning every one of you,” Marion points at each of them before turning to Bruce, “By the way, these are my ex-friends we used to be quite close, then they made the decision to humiliate me and I cut them out of my life forever,”

“Don’t be like that Rion,” Chloe grins, leaning against him.

“Yeah just because Marinette probably won that prize,” Adrien takes his other side, poking at the cat.

“She did not!”

“I did,” Marinette grins, Marion rolls his eyes.

“It was a team effort,”

“Heavily leaning on Marinette,” Kagami adds.

“Alright, let's settle this,” Marion looks at Bruce, “Where did you see that Ladybug?”

“Follow me,” Bruce smiles minutely leading the way.

“Ohh, Ladybug, maybe I should get one,” Chloe gushes, as if she didn’t have a hundred Ladybug plushies already.

“Yeah I can win it for you,” Marinette smirks, flexing her muscles.

“That does it! I’m winning that prize and sewing on cat ears,” Marion pouts, getting cooed at as they point out Marinette is the better seamstress.

“So how’ve you two been doin?” Harley asks, walking in between Chloe and Kagami.

The two start blushing, spluttering denial; which does nothing to convince Harley, or anyone else for that matter. Bruce follows them through the fair on their search for the Ladybug. If Marinette saw him taking pictures as they fought to win the Ladybug first, she wasn't going to say anything.

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[ margot robbie, cis female, twenty nine ] Let’s give a warm welcome to one of Sparkwood’s finest, HARLEEN QUINNZEL “HALREY QUINN”   Before coming here, she once lived on the pages of DC COMICS. Though now they currently spend most of their time as a CRIMINAL / FORMER PSYCHIATRIST. If you ask the townsfolk about what they are like, you will hear that they are QUIRKY but also UNSTABLE. If they had a theme song it would be MAKE IT MINE - REI AMI. Let’s see how their story unravels this time.

“ did i take this shit too far? when i hit you with my car? “ 

Full name: harleen frances quinnzel

star sign: virgo

sexuality: bisexual

Bio tw; alcoholism, domestic violence, child neglect/abuse, torture & manipulation.

growing up, harleen had a less than stellar childhood. her family was fairly poor and could only afford a trailer home for the six of them in the slummiest part of town. as the second eldest and only daughter of four, she took the brunt of the responsibility in her household since her parents were less than capable of taking care of her and her siblings. her father was constantly in and out of jail while her mother was always working late hours in the night and constantly bringing home strange men. by the time she turned four her parents had gotten a divorce. while her father got the trailer, her mom got them. less than pleased by her situation she constantly took out her frustration on harley and her brothers by neglecting and verbally abusing them. her mother would constantly come home from a long day at work drunk and would pass out, leaving harley to care for her younger brothers.

in an attempt to cope with her troubled home life she dove deep into school work as well as the after school gymnastics team. while it was only a distraction from her troubles at home she found it to be a nice escape.

by the time she finished high school  she graduated near the top of her class with honors. even earning herself a scholar ship to the sparkwood university. while attending there she majored in psychology hoping to one day help people.

she received extremely good grades and managed to graduate with a phd.

once out of collage she accepted  a job at the local mental institution.

while there she unexpectedly fell in love with one of her own patients who had even a managed to convince her to break them out. convinced that it would be the only way they’d be together she agreed.

after breaking him out of the the institution she was trapped and tortured depriving her of her sanity. In her completely devoted to her new partner she was swept up into a life of crime, the two becoming a modern bonnie and clyde which naturally  she crafted herself to his image. turning from harleen quinnzel into harley quinn.  However the fairytale romance she had plotted out in her head was far from reality.

during their heists he became increasingly more abusive towards her to the point where his verbal abuse turned physical. after months upon months of putting up with the abuse

harley finally decided enough was enough and left him for good, deciding to lead her own life instead of being stuck as someone’s hench-woman.

headcanons: 

is an incredible gymnast as a child she wanted to make it to the olympics ( which as you guessed didn’t happen  ) 

has the same taste in partners as her mother and has dated a few doozies in her past. 

is almost never seen without her trademark pigtails and only ever wears her hair in spacebuns. 

has a soft spot for animals and even has a pair of male german shepherds who are her babies 

is generally all over the place and has an extremely short attention span. 

[knit-wear-it]

I've been re-reading The Harlequin, and I never saw Pam (or I probably just missed it) mention ahe has a family? Does she have one or is she like Harley who was fostered?

Oh man, anon.

No, you didn’t miss it, and the fact that you think you might have speaks to how ridiculously long & unnecessarily detailed this stupid fic is.

Alright let’s do some Pam backstory. This’ll help me write her so win-win for anyone who cares.

Pam suggests she was once a frumpy, cantankerous bio-chemist/botanist at Gotham University. She was a loner and kind of an asshole, and she didn’t get along with her colleagues very well.

I suspect Pam’s an only child whose parents separated when she was really young. I could imagine her father being quite distant and unavailable—maybe he moved to Singapore for work when she was like 3 and he has a new family there. Meanwhile her mom was probably a real estate agent & was generally inoffensive—maybe she re-married after Pam went to college and moved to like Maine where she and her new husband run a small business flipping houses 🤷‍♀️

So Pam’s childhood was relatively trauma free. She was smart, ambitious, dorky, probably a band kid in the honours classes who was hyper-focused on getting into a good school. Compared to Harley, who experienced a lot of trauma at a young age and always harboured violent, anti-social tendencies, Pam was pretty normal, pretty privileged actually.

Then eventually she weird sciences herself, gets these abilities, and as we learn in the Harlequin, she’s involved in protests that got out of hand & she ended up losing control & inciting a violent mob.

Fun fact that hasn’t been mentioned before: she handed herself in when she realised what she was doing. She gets tossed in Arkham because obviously “I caused this riot and controlled those people” is crazy-talk.

Next thing she knows, Harley Quinn’s blowing her cell door off its hinges and saying let’s get the fuck out of here.

Harley showing up like👇😂

Oh boy. I have so much to say about what meeting Harley & that whole phase was like for Pam, what it meant to her, but you’re going to have to wait to read about it.

Looking forward to exploring Harley’s childhood some more too 👀

[spiritofchaoticdreams]

Gotham’s Puppet Princess

I was drawing and this thought came to me. Mandrake does not belong to me, he was made by @kelelamentia

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An Au where Mari is the bio daughter of the Joker and Harley Quinn. Joker has no idea about Lucy, and this was before Harley left him. 

Joker was jealous that the bat had so many kids, so he and Harley had Mari. Harley wanted to name her daughter something sweet like Mary, while joker wanted a name like Dolly. they decided on Marinette. “It has Mary in it Harl! Plus it can also be Marionette!”

 Mari is somewhat a good person, she wont hurt plants, animals, or kids, but she loves doing fun things with her Pops. Like putting a smile on the gloomy people of Gotham, or creating some mischief to bring out the bat. When she was eight she started to help format plans, make ideas for gadgets and make her parents suits. All from the safety of their hideout, she watched everything on the news. Well almost everything, some of the henchmen would turn off the TV when anything that would put the Joker in a poor light came on. (The aftermath, or the death counts)

She’s best friends with Ivy’s son, Mandrake? Their moms are best friends, so they met when they were very young. They were a little hesitant to be around one another, because Mari was a the crazy daughter of the Joker and because Manny was “no fun!” but in the end they became friends. Mari punched some kid in the face because he was making fun of Manny for playing with flowers. 

When Mari was around ten, she made her debut in the villain world of Gotham, she picked the moniker of “Marionette”. After a few more attacks, the media called her “The Puppet Princess”, Mari loved it all. She was having fun with her Mom and Pops, she would have fun with Bud and Lou, to Marinette Quinn life was perfect. But when she became Joker’s official sidekick, that perfect life shattered before her eyes. Mom had run off with Ivy and Mandrake, they left her behind, her last memory of them was them running away from her. Then the hideout was beginning to crumble and then there was pain. Lots of agonizing pain. Then release.

Two months later, Marinette woke up to her Pops saying that when her mom and aunt Ivy blew up the hideout, it fell on her and left her hospitalized in a coma. He said she inhaled too much smoke and now her lungs need time to heal, so she has to remain in her room where it’s safe for her. As for her body? She’ll have to stay in that full body cast until “The doc says you’re all healed up!” 

She understood. He’s such a good dad. 

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(Author’s note) Hey guys... So instead of finishing up Despair Bear, this thought came to me. It’s just an idea, you guys can do whatever you want with it. Just tag me. 

Edit: So since GPP was so well recieved, I’m gonna write a sequel. And that sequel’s story kinda messes with the last paragraph...IT MUST BE EDITED! 

[miraculous-trinity-leo]

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(Part 1) — (Part 6) (Part 7) (Part 8) (Bonus 8.5) (Bonus 8.5½)

Bonus: Sno Wars Like Snow Wars —•— Flashbacks

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"I have called forth this meeting in regards to our Snow-Shine Queen's absence." - Alix

"She hasn't even been gone that long!" - kim yelled from the back of the croud of children

"While yes that is true, in her absence we must multiply our Christmas Mischievous tenfold!" - Alix jumped up onto the park bench behind her and looked to the semi-large sea of other children infront of her - "We must have the best Christmas ever in loving memory of our Queen!"

"She acts like she's not coming back." - Kagami spoke next to Chloé as they watched from under a nearby tree

"So we will build creatures of snow!" - Alix puased as the children cheered - "We WILL pour water onto the sidewalk and watch unsuspecting passerbys struggle!" - The children cheered louder as Alix spoke her finishing lines - "And we WILL throw snowballs more harshly than intended in our goal for Christmas MADNESS!" - All the childreen erupted with shouts, whistles and cheers as they threw up their winter hats

Alix jumped down and gave them their final, and frightening, words of parting - "Now go forth my bretheren! Spread far and wide! Leave no person un-snowballed! SCATTER!"

"She's so grounded." - Chloé shook her head while Kagami stood up and all the other kids ran off in different directions

"Let me talk to her." - Kagami began making her way over to Alix

"Yeah, good luck with that." - Chloé rolled her eyes as she looked at her nails. She didn't notice Alix handing Kagami a highly compact snowball, or the new chaotic smile that overcame Kagami. All she notices was the snowball making direct contact with her face as she looked up to Kagami calling her name

"Wh-!!!"

—–—–—–—–—

"Wait, so that's why you were hiding behind me like I'm a shield?" - Marinette looked at Chloé with a smile

"Yes, after all, you have the best survival chance being raised in Gotham and all." - Chloé

"Out of all the things that you could be attacked with, an unreasonably highly compact snowball would be the least deadly." - Marinette

"... In other words, you are the perfect body guard right now." - Chloé

"But we're inside." - Marinette gestured all around her to Chloé's large room

"You never know when they'll attack!" - Chloé pulled her blanket closer over her as she eyed all the doors and windows in the room

"Well, considering you are the only child in a 20 mile radius that isn't grounded, what the hell happened?" - Marinette

Chloé had a far off ‘I've seen some shit’ look, her eyes glazed over slightly as she spoke - "It was a fucking war."

~~~~~ 𝔽𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕜 ~~~~~

Chloé ran as fast as she could, dodging and weaving between buildings to escape the crossfire. Car alarms were going off as universe defying highly conpact snowballs hit them. Evil children laughter filling the streets as they fired – with scarry good accuracy – at unknowing passerbys, their shreeks loud yet muffled as they get snowballed square in the face, falling to the ground unconscious.

Chloé made it to an alley just as 6 stray snowballs hit the wall behind her, barely breaking on impact as they fell to the ground like chunks of hard ice. She hid behind a metal garbage can as 3 kids looked into the alley, their laughs turning sinister as they spot another adult just on the other side of the street. Chloé watched as the bigger kid got the lady's attention just as the snowball made impact with her face. The kids ran away, scampering down the road while Chloé took the lid off of the trashcan to use as a shield.

She had made it back to her hotel nearly unscathed, walking in slowly to her hotel. She crept in while holding her shield close to her chest., looking around the room at the slightest change of sound. All the adults in the lobby were confused, until Chloé whipped her head back, and darted towards the elevator, rapidly smashing the button to go up as 10 kids burst in from the front, Snowballs a-blazing.

The Elevator dinged, getting one of the kid's attentions, they fired at Chloé, only for her to raise her shield as she backed up into the elevator, smashing the top floor button as snowballs relentlessly smashed into her shield.

The doors closed, allowing Chloé to take a step back as the calming elevator music was interrupted every few seconds by a faint ding for every floor she passed. She instinctively raised her shield again as the doors opened on her floor. She peeked out, looking for any signs of an attacker, her shield raised, she crept passed the room doors till she had reached hers. She pulled out her keycard, swiping it quickly over the lock, opening her door as she heard that formerly calm ding of the elevator doors opening.

She quickly opened her door, closing it shut and locking it. Her back leaning against the door, she strained her hearing as she heard the muffled thuds of feet running on the carpeted floor. She held her breath, daring not to move or make a sound as they got closer. They stopped just infont of her door, the only sound Chloé could now hear being her pounding heart. After what felt like hours, they left back the way they came, and after a few minutes, Chloé breathed in sharply from need of oxygen.

She slowly creeked her door open and peared out to look at the elevator doors. The numbers were going down, allowing Chloé to let out a sigh of relief as she proceeded to barricade herself in her room. She spent her Christmas inside, away from snow, as she watched happy and funny Christmas Movies.

~~~~~ 𝔼𝕟𝕕 𝔽𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕜 ~~~~~

Marinette sat slightly stunned as Chloé shed a single tear after her harrowing story. Leaning forward, Marinette wiped away the tear as she spoke - "You are a true survivor Chloé Bourgeois. It's over now, I welcome you to safety soldier."

Chloé sniffled as she gave Marinette a hug - "Don't leave me along with these monsters, take me with you next time. PLEASE!"

"You sure? What happened to Gotham being a ‘Death Trap?’" - Marinette

"That was before the Snow Wars." - Chloé

"Wait there was more than one?" - Marinette

*Sad flashback Chloé noises*

"Oh honey, shhhh, don't cry, I got you. Shh sh shhh, lets watch something to get your mind off it kay?" - Marinette felt Chloé nod her head

She sent a vine to grab the remote, turning on the TV just in time for the news

"News Recap of yesterday: The children of Paris went on a rampage, firing snowballs at civilians and cars over ⅓ of Paris. The ring leader was one Alix Kubdel, and the ‘Second in command’ was one Kagami Tsurugi. Throughout the whole day, people and cars were attacked, 124 people were ingured, and 23 were sent to emergency care. After this incident, the citizens of Paris have dubbed it ‘The Snow Wars.’ That concludes our recap, now on to the weather.—"

*Sad Chloé Flashback noises intensifies as she hugs Marinette tighter*

"So much for a Holly Jolly Christmas—" - Mushu remarked from the nightstand, only to be scared shitless when Chloé cried out

"WAAAAAAAAAAA" - Chloé began whaling

"It's ok." - Marinette patted the back of Chloé's head, trying to comfort her as she glared at Mushu

Selina opened the door to see Chloé crying her heart out while Marinette hugged her, Mushu patting Chloé's back- "Should I go or?..." - Marinette looked at Selina as she continued - "Cause I got those Donut Snow Balls from Sabine and—"

"AHHHHHHHHHH HAAA HAAA!" - Chloé shot up out of bed, her blanket somehow not tangling up as she shut herself in her bathroom

"What the fuck was that?" - Selina gestured to the bathroom door where they could still hear Chloé crying

"War flashbacks. I think her trigger word is ‘Snowballs’, and don't mentions the Snow Wars. Also, can I have one?" - Marinette got up from the bed to walk up to Selina

"Sure, I got plenty thinking Chloé would want some but I guess not." - Selina handed the bag to Marinette

"I'll smoosh them so they don't look like what their called. Should be fine then, love yuh Auntie." - Marinette hugged Selina and went to the bathroom to comfort Chloé

Selina watched as Mushu grabbed the TV remote and started flipping through the channels - "I don't get payed enough to deal with this."

"... Last I checked you aren't getting payed." - Selina stepped out of Chloé's room before she heard Mushu's retort, and searched up ‘Snow Wars’, only to wish she hadn't - "... Harley must never find out about this, Bruce would kill me if she tried to replicate half the shit these kids did." - Selina mumbled as she made her way to the elevator

[Later that night, Selina prayed for 3 hours straight, hoping to god Harley would never hear about the Snow Wars.]

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Hope you all had a beautiful Christmas, this is more of a bonus Chapter, which is why it's small. Working on the next chapters to my other fics, so hopefully I'll update soon. Hope you all have a beautiful day! BUG-OUT 💮🐞💮

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random thought idk—mid day dream

i need an au where it’s bio!mom harley quinn and marinette visits with her class (field trip)

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she’s with her mom after she snuck out of the hotel..it’s night btw

and marinette asks her “when did you realize you had an obsession with someone?”

and when harley explains —

“..that’s when i realized that it was obsession and i was blinded by-“ harley says as she finishes

harley cuts herself off, she looks to the side noticing marinette looking quite.. strained.

then harley would be like “..suga are you-“ (bc she doesn’t want her daughter to be a repeat of her obsession)

marinette couldn’t take it anymore she burst and ranted of everything the day her and adrien met, the umbrella, the posters (😟🥲), the schedule, the phone, everything.

after she finished with tears on her face, she turned her face away from her mother in embarrassment.

(the only thing i have to say is i couldn’t stop cringing so i didn’t mention puppeteer 2, with t-the fake statue 🤦🏾‍♀️😭🙈)

harley would be like

“ohh sugar..” and give her a big hug

and tell her that it’s not her fault and that she can help her get over her obsession

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besides that we’re at the end of my idea and i just have to say mari’s first step would be to get rid of the posters, photos of him on her phone, burn the schedule, and photos of him in locker.

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idk if i should continue actually i will just not rn bc i have to eat lol