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livelovecaliforniadreams · 2 years

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devoursjohnlock · 2 years

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The face of a man who knows exactly what he is doing!

#Rhys Darby #the cryptid factor #no it was not discussed #it just appeared #and was drunk from #he is trying to kill us all

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mirrorhouse · 1 month

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I have what you're looking for. High quality. Befitting a man of my tastes. I have a room over on Divisadero, not too far a walk.

#iwtv #interview with the vampire #iwtv amc #daniel molloy #louis de pointe du lac #danlou #iwtvedit #tvedit #dailyflicks #*#dont know if i can articulate my thoughts well #but something about how daniel at first is so closed off from louis when he sits down near him #doesnt really want to talk at first but starts opening up pretty quickly #then louis is buying him a drink and it's easier to talk. mostly what he wants to talk about is his journalism work #because its so important to him. but when louis starts getting too personal (i know what you're here for danny) he starts backing off again #maybe some combo of shame for how quickly he felt attracted to louis and the flirting and the diminutive louis uses #the bartender uses it when asking if hes got money tonight. hes used to exchanging sex for things he needs but cant afford #above all it's like a sharp reminder of what louis wants & what daniel wants too even before the offer of drugs #and he's trying to hold onto the denial and excuses. it was a good place to score he did what he had to #sex with men has to be in exchange for something he can't just want it on its own #the lie he tells himself about himself #also these tags are getting long but i think you can see the moment louis decides he might not just fuck and kill this guy right away lmao

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brainrotcharacters · 1 month

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I'm just so happy for Logan honestly he finally found a bitch insane enough to match his freak

#the rate that I started shipping poolverine is giving me whiplash #poolverine #Deadpool #deadpool and wolverine #wolverine #was it casual when you grinned up at me as i bled into your mouth #was it casual when you hit me on the head with a fire extinguisher so you could steal my self sacrifice moment #was it casual when you broke down that reinforced metal door trying to stop me from sacrificing myself #was it casual when i used your skeletal adamantium remains to kill space cops #was it casual when both of us wanted to stay in that car #was it casual when #no it fuckin wasn't #and all of us knew it #logan howlett #wade wilson #ryan reynolds #hugh jackman #deadpool 3 #deadpool 2024 #he's gone through so much relationship heartbreak #mostly romantic which absolutely fuels the deadclaws agenda anyway #it's nice to see him enjoy being with wade #being with (stabbing. clawing. bleeding on. being bled on by. etc.)

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batcavescolony · 4 months

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I feel like comic writers and some fans have forgotten that Young Justice is mostly about the girls. The main storylines were about Secret/Greta, Cissie, and Anita. The boys were there but they had their own runs. Take Young Justice Dark Crisis, yeah it's all about the boys IF you only read the first 5 ish comics. After that it's either big comic events or about the girls. Really the girls are the main characters of Young Justice, the boys are there to draw people in.

#young justice 98 #young justice #young just us #anita fite #empress #cissie king jones #arrowette #wondergirl #cassie sandsmark #secret #greta hayes #superboy #kon el #impulse #bart allen #robin #tim drake #dc comics #comics #comic books #dark crisis #young justice dark crisis #dark crisis young justice #yj98 #i heard someone say that they couldn't make a YJ 98 show cus then id be all about boys. the storylines are Cissie and her stepping away from #being a hero. secret trying to find out who and what she is. Anita and her dads death/parents undeath and he relationship with yj. its about #cassie finding herself out and BECOMEING THE LEADER of Young Justice. hell theirs also Red Tonados daughter Traya who was born in another #country. the girls in her school hate crimed her for it. tell me that aint still relevant! Cissies therapist doied in a school shooting and #the news blamed it on video games and violent media so she went off on them... then tried to kill the people who killed her therapist.#these are the main storyline of yj!

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spicyvampire · 1 month

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Great and Tyme being worried about each other

4MINUTES (2024) EP. 5

#4 minutes #4 minutes the series #greattyme #thaidrama #uservix #userrlaura #raeblr #userbon #mjtag #rinblr #esmetracks #userrlana #userpetri #tusersilence #dramasource #dailyasiandramas #asianlgbtqdramas #fyeahthaidramas #tansgifs #gifs:4m #i made this so i could stare at their expressions during those scenes truly masterclass in acting #the way you can feel great's pain in the 4th gif when tyme yells to let them try to kill him #the way great is just searching for anything to grasp at when showing his worry about tyme's well being didn't work in the 6th gif #and great desperately saying his grandma #he is so split between holding onto his parents and holding onto tyme because he doesn't want to lose what they have #and clearly he knows asking tyme to do it for him alone wouldn't work not only because he has no right to #but also because he simply doesn't think he even mean that much to tyme. it's not like he knows what it's like to mean stuff to people #i mean shit look at his relationship with his parents. so he uses grandma and it works #anyways i love the little smiles in gifs 14 15 16 when he can feel that tyme is worried about him #all i'm gonna say about tyme is we need to put that man on suiciide watch. anyways that's what I can say from great pov

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hinamie · 3 months

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quick lmhs itafushi because god help me i have Not been able to get the concept of yuuji smiling/laughing into kisses out of my head

jjk atla!au with @philosophiums

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #itadori yuuji #fushiguro megumi #itafushi #fanart #jjk fanart #yuuji #megumi #jjk atla!au #atla!au: art #lmhs #shade skin with green without making the characters look Nauseous challenge #...success???? i mean i sure HOPE success :'>#i blocked in a green (bc lmhs i...usually block in a green...) but then i thought. i will try putting hints of it on the skin Also #and i like it !!! i fr one do not think they look seasick #i love lmhs itfs because the colour scheme is so Earthy (pun intended). moss green... warm browns... my beloveds <333 #but even more than that #i love love loVE. drawing yuuji looking at megumi like he is all that exists in the world #bc i Also look at megumi like he is all that exists in the world #also im sure this is a common artist thing to have designated Spots fr characters when drawing them interacting #like fr me . normally when i draw itfs interacting in any way (read: smooching) i default to putting megu on the Right #so this admittedly threw me a bit GHSGJ #anyway!!! i realized it has been a whole WEEK since my last lmhs itfs and that simply will not stand.#my quOTA D: D: D: my self imposed QUOTA #i am going to get a bad grade in long term passion project :( sam is going to kill me and then Fire me #speaking of sam i shant say much but yuuji is currently experiencing The Horrors(tm) in draft1 so he can have a distraction :3 my treat #one of us has to be nice to him and it seems it is my turn #anyway i amn eepyyyy goodnight smile :)

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fridayiminlovemp3 · 1 month

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the fact that this is real is beyond horrifying

#the fact that they’re trying to frame this as being respectful is MENTAL #he did not unalive himself he killed himself because he was suffering from mental health issues and it’s awful and to try and make that #statement more easily digestible or cutisy is so disrespectful and does nothing to help people suffering #we need to actually talk about mental health issues not just use stupid tiktok buzzwords #suicide should make you feel uncomfortable its an uncomfortable topic but we need to live with that uncomfortability #we can’t just cover everything up and make ourselves feel comfortable all the time #we’re not going to accomplish anything that way and we’re just going to make people who are suffering feel more isolated #mari.txt #kurt cobain #nirvana #suicide mention/#yeah i’m using a trigger warning because that’s actually helpful #replacing words isn’t

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aardvaark · 2 months

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the leverage team would have had a games night… once. everyone cheated so much and in such increasingly extreme ways that all mentions of monopoly are banned in their headquarters (this makes talking about marks who monopolize the market very confusing)

#leverage #nate wouldn’t cheat but he’d be by far the most annoying still. like he’d conduct a whole Scheme to win and give a little monologue wheneve #he made a good move and everyone would want to kill him #parker woukd obvs be stealing money & cards and she’d move their pieces and swap their stuff #but also she’d try to use her turn to rob the bank #sophie would use neurolinguistic programming and dominate the board w properties #which somehow parker would literally never land on and that’s incredibly suspicious but none of them really know how she could possibly be #manipulating that fact? it’s logically impossible bc they’re watching her roll the die and move the piece and sophie knows which properties #she owns so it makes no sense. but parker is parker and she simply will not be caught (even by sophie’s properties)#hardison has studied monopoly theory (yes there are math theories on how to play monopoly) and /tries/ to abide by them but again. sophie i #manipulating him and parker is stealing from him (and sometimes oddly enough *for* him. new money ends up in his bank somehow) so it’s hard #so eventually he resorts to cheating like Everyone Fucking Else and does pretty well bc he rlly does know what sets he wants etc.#eliot is genuinely playing normally. no cheating no math stuff no schemes.#but he’s just sitting there fuming the entire time bc they’re all very obviously messing with the game and he Knew this was gonna happen bu #goddamn hardison & parker especially know how to get on his nerves (often purposely)#he calms down by making some snacks and. resorting to also cheating lol.#leverageposting

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breesperez139 · 1 year

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Dc x Dp Prompt #3

Immortal Ghost King Au:

Daniel Fenton was crowned as High King Phantom of the Infinite Realms on his 16th birthday. He knew many were opposed to him being crowned at such a young age (he was too), but the Realms had gone too long without a ruler and it was getting restless.

The Realms were sentient to some extent. It can not run itself as it has no form but it chooses a host, a King if you will, to fulfill its wishes. It may have lived on an entire millennia without a ruler, but it was only out of sheer luck and the contributions of countless gods that it had survived. The Infinite Realms needed a King and Danny Phantom was the only contender.

So the people were ignored and their boy king was crowned. However Phantom was young and naive, a child as both a human and a ghost. Even worse, he knew nothing about being a king. But the little godling would learn and learn he did.

Most kings were taught before they were coronated, but Danny had no such privilege. His coronation came and left with the wind. His private lessons overshadowed any thoughts he had left of mortal schooling. And Danny gave up on living a normal human life.

That last part was perhaps the easiest for Danny. Amity Park was already considered too liminal for them to have any “sentience”. The GIW had all but declared war on the Realms with their continuous violent actions upon his people and the land itself.

It wasn’t difficult for Amity to give up their “rights” and “humanity” either. They said good riddance to the world that never helped them, to the heroes that ignored their cries for help. And they bowed to Phantom, declaring him their King, just as he declared them citizens of the Infinite Realms.

He welcomed his liminals with open arms, vowing to protect them from any harm that would come their way, just as he would with any of his other citizens. He gave them a home in the Realms, an island- no a haunt of their own should they wish to truly reject the land of the living, and they accepted. Not many wanted to try their luck against the human government.

But with a God, no, their King on their side, they knew their safety and happiness was all but assured. After all, it was Phantom who protected them even as they turned their own backs at him. It was Phantom who fought against foes that could have erased him from existence.

And of course it was Phantom who would now receive any and all support he could ever want and need should he declare war against the humans of Earth. No, there was no need for people of the Infinite Realms to worry. High King Phantom was a God after all. It was only ever his right to exact divine punishment onto those who opposed and threatened his will. It was not their fault if the humans actively went against his will. No, the humans had no one but themselves to blame for whatever came for them.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dc x dp prompt #dp x dc prompt #the infinite realms is home to more than just ghosts #like demons and other things too #it uses the king as its host to ensure its people’s survival and in turn makes the king a god #pariah dark went against the realms will #so he was sealed away and not killed because you can not kill an already dead god #the people of the realms were skeptical of having such a young king #but Danny’s a quick learner and turned out to be really good #amity park vs GIW wouldn’t be the first war he’s led #Danny gave himself a god complex bc people respect him more that way #it’s a mask he only uses outside of the realms #he’s acts normally when he’s with citizens of the realms #can a god even have a god complex??#amity park moved to the infinite realms after the GIW tried killing them all #JL and JLD are struggling trying to find a way to negotiate a peace agreement #but amity park feels abandoned and spiteful so they refuse #lucky for the JL that it’s Phantom who’s in charge #or maybe that’s the reason they’re not so lucky #amity found out Danny was a god and ran with it #this might be a good way to like make this into an arranged marriage au with a person of your choice #make Danny as old or as young as you want #Danny will do what he needs to make sure his people are safe and happy

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teaposee · 3 months

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Dumb doodle of a situation me and my partner came up with (rottmnt x bnha (bkdk) crossover)

#they wanna spritz bakugo for freaking out bc he is in a sewer. and trying to break through the roof rather than going out w/ them #more specifically Leo wants to spritz bakugo like a cat just to fuck with him #bkdk #bnha #rottmnt #boku no hero academia #mha #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #izuku is trying So desperately to be like: man These are The tmnt.. they’re cool and Not going to kill us once we turn our back #and bakugo isn’t buying it at all

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kacievvbbbb · 1 month

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Mihawk and the Red Haired Pirates

-Look I don't know what to tell you, Mihawk's epithet is literally Hawkeyes meaning he is world-renowned for his eyesight meaning that he'd probably make a good sharpshooter. And maybe Yasopp decides to test this theory with a little friendly competition. And after giving Mihawk a quick intro into how guns work, maybe Yasopp had to pull out every trick there is in the book to narrowly avoid losing to said Hawkeyes, who as it turns out is indeed very good at hitting targets and who had literally just learned how to cock a gun not even 30 minutes ago. But who's to say what actually happened, the day of November 25th at 2:35pm? Certainly not Yasopp, the record clearly shows he is undefeated.

-Once a year Ben and Mihawk go on a little trip just the two of them. They act like it's just so they can shit-talk Shanks but actually, they just go fishing somewhere in the middle of the ocean and drink horribly overpriced and fancy alcohol. Look Benn loves his crew, and would die for them but also if he doesn't get at least a week to himself once every year he'd kill them all himself. He deserves nice things and a little peace and fucking quiet and not being constantly inundated with the whims of a man child and Mihawk's the closest he's ever gonna get to a friend with taste, and he travels alone with a bunch of fancy wine. Sue the man. Mihawk who would rather nap is fine to let someone else sail his overgrown raft against the annoyingly ever-changing grandline for a week or two.

-Wouldn't it be cute if Mihawk learned a lot of his fancier cooking techniques from Roux? Like he knew how to cook to survive but watching Roux is how he learned to like properly dice vegetables and that eating fish prepared the same way three times a day is not infact a life he would like to lead. This was of course less cute to Lucky Roux who in the beginning had no clue what was happening and only felt the weight of Mihawk's otherworldly stare on the back of his neck as he handled knives. (he defiantly for at least a little bit, thought Mihawk had a knife fetish. which, he's not entirely wrong)

-To Building Snake (who I just learned is the RHP's navigator) Mihawk might as well be a modern-day miracle. In his eyes, Mihawk's sailing is proof that god exists, because only divine intervention can explain how this man ever gets anywhere never mind on time or early even. Building Snake is pretty sure he owns neither a map nor a log pose and he has never actually seen the sails of Mihawk's pretend ship unfurled or in use. Actually, he has never seen Mihawk do anything but sit menacingly on the throne in the middle of the boat, which why? If you think about it for even a second longer that 2 minutes how Mihawk "sails" anywhere breaks every law of physics and somehow even the concept of geography. Building Snake would like to dissect him and study him under a microscope but knows the boss would disapprove.