#brunchy speaks

[bibereangelum]

another list of batfam headcanons because its finals and im tired

-the kids throw things at bruce when he’s being an ass. cups, pencils, books, silverware, plates, balled up clothing, and one time an entire recliner (jason) bruce only catches what can break on him or break him.  -damian fosters animals regularly and takes great joy in training dogs and rehabilitating wildlife -tim streams on twitch via vtubing to a)conceal his identity and b) make fun of people. his little persona is probably bird themed  -when jason was first adopted he used to follow alfred around the house so not only does he know the butler’s entire schedule but he’s also learned how to be an efficient cleaner. this carries over into every single one of his safe-houses. on top of that jason is the only kid that can cook successfully. 

-steph, jason, and duke take turns commentating on sparring matches like they’re speakers on ESPN. -jason reads frequently to cass and damian. it didn’t start on purpose it just sort of happened and now it is one of his big brother duties. (he does voices, this is why he got chosen for reading. Jason does voices because Alfred does voices)  -every time tim and jason end up on missions together something gets blown up, therefore they have been banned from working on the same missions. -tim and steph keep up with youtuber drama religiously, and keep up with several drama channels like it’s their job. they’ll collect videos throughout the week and binge them all in one night. 

-jason and dick big brother in different ways but they are suddenly on the same page when it comes to tormenting their younger siblings. they will team up and they are terrifying. there’s no escape. (they are also a little too efficient when they go on patrol together. bruce is SO suspicious)

[harryjamespotterweek]

HJP Week 2023 - Masterlist Part 2

Harry had a ball with all your wonderful creations! Thanks to everyone who participated. 🥳🥳🥳

This is the masterlist post in which all entries submitted across all platforms will be listed. There are art, fics, podfics and book bindings! If you prefer to view by prompts, check out the roundup post here.

The AO3 collection will stay open till the end of the year for any late submissions. If you want the blog to reblog your work on Tumblr, please tag @harryjamespotterweek and #hjpweek2023. 

This has been a wonderful week! Thanks for joining me in showing some love to our favorite birthday boy! ❤️❤️❤️

Masterlist Part 1

Fic:

Harry Potter/George Weasley

📖 Brunchy Confessions - jmagnabosco / @jmagnabo92 | G | 1k

Harry worries about telling the Weasleys that he and George are an item at their weekly brunch.

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Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley

📖 One Bed - emeraldlove / @givereadersahug | G | 300

The Potter family shares a bed.

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Harry Potter/Hermione Granger

📖 The Birthday Harry Always Wanted - Tardis_Magic93 | G | 700

Hermione and Ron planned Harry a surprise birthday trip.

📖 Coffee Break - jmagnabosco / @jmagnabo92 | G | 1k

After the war, the most important thing to Harry is his friendships, especially when he's thinking about taking a friendship to a relationship.

📖 you set my heart on fire - bellairestrella / @bellairestrella  | G | 1.5k

Hermione Granger had learned that some things in life happened without any warning. Even with careful planning, surprises could still happen. Schedules could change in the blink of an eye, and she had no power over it. She wasn’t one to believe in fate (far from it) but after the past few hours, her opinion had shifted. Or what happens when a girl gets stuck in an elevator, calls emergency services, and a sweet and handsome firefighter helps free her.

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Harry Potter/Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley

📖 half-a-date - Poljupci / @poljupci | E | 284

Harry has been worried that the three of them starting something like this - romantic, permanent - would end at best in a horribly awkward agreement never to speak of it again, and at worst a horribly antagonistic splitting of ways. He couldn't be more wrong.

📖 SoulMates - Coconutice22 / @coconutice22 | T | 3k

Ron and Hermione are soulmates - or so everyone thinks. When Harry loses the part of him that is Voldemort, it suddenly all makes sense. They had always done everything together, after all.

📖 undying - Poljupci / @poljupci | G | 2.6k

It's common knowledge that everyone has a soulmark - a simple string of words quoting the last thing your soulmate will say to you before their death. But Harry has never really thought about the marks on his arms. The simple, short "You’ll be okay. I love you." has been easy to overlook, especially since they were so hard to believe at times. Not to mention that the thought of having two soulmates – a feat so rare it’s barely believable any time it happens to anybody – didn’t even cross his mind. He’s never even got the point of it all – if someone spends their entire life with someone without even knowing whether they were ‘destined to be’, why would one moment change their entire relationship posthumously? Except of course when the posthumous status of the relationship isn’t permanent. Except of course, when your soulmate doesn’t really die. It's safe to say that when Ron and Hermione corner him after the Battle of Hogwarts is finished, nothing could have prepared him for the shock of finally having to deal with these circumstances.

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Harry Potter/Katie Bell

📖 A Walk with Destiny - jmagnabosco / @jmagnabo92 | G | 1k

The day before Harry's twenty-first birthday, his teammates in the quidditch locker room tease him about not knowing about soulmates and he walks home worried about who his soulmate could be.

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Harry Potter/Lucius Malfoy

📖 The Cane - emeraldlove / @givereadersahug | E | 431

The snake’s tongue flicked; the cane was cold against his hot skin.

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Harry Potter/Neville Longbottom

📖 Holiday Balls - jmagnabosco / @jmagnabo92 | T | 1.4k

Harry's nervous about his first date with Neville at the holiday ball after the war.

📖 Mission Accomplished - jmagnabosco / @jmagnabo92 | E | 1.7k

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Harry Potter/Parvati Patil

When Harry has to pretend to be a submissive to Parvati for a deep cover mission, he's surprised when pretending may lead to more...

📖 Finding Pleasure - emeraldlove / @givereadersahug | E | 200

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Harry Potter/Percy Weasley

The kiss seared into Percy's soul — all bites and tongues and reverence.

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Harry Potter/Ron Weasley

📖 A Safe Place - Coconutice22 / @coconutice22 | E | 1.8k

Ron and Harry have to contend with that very common, totally normal issue of discovering that there’s only one bed. While many would just ask for a second bed, Ron and Harry use their shared neuron and decide the only way forwards is to simply share the bed.

📖 That's normal for a friendship, right? - Spelcray / @waterfalls-moon | T | 980

Harry has just discovered something, and that's perfectly normal among the best of best friends, isn't it?

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Harry Potter/Sirius Black

📖 Photographs - emeraldlove / @givereadersahug | E | 533

Sirius Black was lanky and thin when Harry saw him again after his Third year. Life on the run did that to you. Peel you of your worth. Dismantle your defences. Mortified a proud man as he went on eating rats and digging through rubbish for food. The constant threats would cut any man down to his core. At least in Azkaban, Sirius knew peace, even if it was false. Harry worried for him.

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Harry Potter/Sirius Black/Severus Snape

📖 Café au lait de Harry - Coconutice22 / @coconutice22 | E | 5.7k

Two enemies have a talk over coffee about milk and other Harry things.

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Harry Potter/Severus Snape

📖 First Dates - sillybeans | T | 1.7k

“Have I ever told you about my very first date?” he then asked. “No, but you look like you’re about to tell me anyway.”

📖 Pathetic - emeraldlove / @givereadersahug | E | 300

It was routine now — their quarrels in class; the sneers and leers directed at each other during meals. Their fumbles and gasps and scratches.

📖 Professional Strippers - Coconutice22 / @coconutice22 | T | 6k

At Uncle Vernon’s funeral, Aunt Petunia asks Harry for a favour.

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Harry Potter/Tom Riddle

📖 Nothing Compares - Coconutice22 / @coconutice22 | E | 11.3k

Harry’s trying to move on with his life after finishing things with Tom. Truth be told, he’s not trying very hard.

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Harry Potter/Voldemort

📖 Presentation - emeraldlove / @givereadersahug | E | 400

It was infuriating. To be presented as a beta.

📖 the weather's not so bad in here - sillybeans | E | 3.9k

An evil wizard holds his chosen one hostage – trapped inside a tower, like Rapunzel. Except this time, no prince comes to the rescue.

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Crossover

Harry celebrates his birthday with his found family.

Once Upon a Time

📖 Different Magic, Same Found Family - jmagnabosco / @jmagnabo92 | G | 948

Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy

Podfic:

🎙️ Because You Called the Wrong Person, But He Was Into It Anyway by gracerene - Cailynwrites | E | 11 minutes

Draco has called the wrong number. Harry doesn't mind one bit.

🎙️ Sex and the Art of Castle Maintenance by birdsofshore - Cailynwrites | E | 95 minutes

"Come on, boys," Zabini drawled. "You’re only delaying the inevitable." Trouble always had a way of finding Harry, and eighth year was obviously going to be no exception.

🎙️ Tournesol by meandminniemcg - Cailynwrites | T | 10 minutes

Harry hates vacations, they give too much chance to think of his losses. But sometimes vacations are a time to be lucky in finding the right coffeeshop...

🎙️ Tuesday Nights by firethesound - Cailynwrites | E | 93 minutes

The absolute last place Harry expected to see Malfoy was in a rundown Muggle cinema on a Tuesday night.

🎙️ Without Pretense by apliddell - Cailynwrites | G | 22 minutes

Through the huge front window of the pub, he could see Potter making for that ridiculous turquoise muggle car he borrowed from Weasley sometimes. That was curious. If he was in such a hurry, he might have just stepped into the alley between the pub and the salon next door and Disapparated. After a moment’s thought, Draco collected his own jacket and slipped out of the pub after Potter.

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Harry Potter/Severus Snape

🎙️ Five Steps to Surviving Cabin Fever by hippocrates460 - Cailynwrites | E | 45 minutes

Harry's worst nightmare comes true, instead of spending his days off lounging around his apartment he's been called in for a case. It all gets worse when the case drags on for longer than expected and Robards decides he'll need help.

🎙️ World Enough, and Time by Likelightinglass - Cailynwrites | T | 40 minutes

Soulmate clocks start ticking when you first lock eyes, and count down until your time with them is over. Harry’s starts ticking on September 1st, 1991. He has only six years, eight months, and one day.

[nancypullen]

One Week Later

You’d think that seven days later I’d have something really fun to post about, but you’d be wrong.  We did go to the grandgirl’s preschool graduation and it was utterly delightful, but I’m not allowed to share photos. Booooo!  She was so stinkin’ funny.  As the class walked in to Pomp and Circumstance, wearing caps and gown, she was already waving and winking.  Her winks are hilarious, it’s usually accompanied by a head nod.  There are just nine or ten kids in her class and each one received a superlative award with their diploma. There was a reading award, a math award, a spelling award, and so on.  Know what our little miss was given?  Most Likely to be Famous.   We laughed and laughed.  Is that a nice way of calling a kid a drama queen, or is it just a nod to her wonderfully active imagination?  Her teacher is super sweet, so I’m going with the second.  It was such a lovely program, the kids did several songs showing off how smart they are, and after they were pronounced officially graduated there was a nice little reception.  We left the school and went out for a brunchy lunch.  Our tiny scholar opted for chocolate chip pancakes and I had a delicious smoked salmon and roasted vegetables frittata.  YUM.  We spent part of the afternoon at her house, playing and celebrating a bit more, before heading across the bridge trying to beat the Friday beach traffic.  It was a special day, more of the reason that we moved here. Since then, it’s been just ...life.  I cook, I clean, I garden, I repeat. Monday nights we go crazy and spend at the local auction house.  This week I picked up a little table for the porch for about four bucks.  It’s just what I needed.  Today I pot a tablecloth on it and topped that with a gingham napkin (you know my love for gingham) and now Ma and Pa enjoy their porch sittin’ even more.

I’m tickled with it.

I zoomed in because I’d just watered my plants and it looked like this. Still pretty, just messy.

The top and bottom baskets in that planter are both from orphan tables at garden centers.  They’re so happy now!  Look at ‘em go! That’s it, folks. It’s been so slow around here that I’ve taken to painting rocks. I thought I’d put encouraging messages on them and leave them around town.  I painted a few and then the inspiration well ran dry.  That’s how I ended up with this.

It was fun to do, but then I thought that no one would be thrilled to find a rock with a chicken on it, so I flipped it over and added a message.

I had so much fun doing that bird that I painted one for my owl crazy grandgirl.  I’ll let her find this one in my garden.

I need to erase a couple of those pencil lines, but other than that it’s ready.  I just put her name and and a big, red heart on the back. None of them are perfect, but they were fun to make. I hope the people who find them are exactly the ones who need them.

Speaking of putting that rock in my garden, I found Lazy Susan Vine!.  I’d been looking for it everywhere and finally found some!   It was itty bitty, but I stuck in  the ground near my little porch nook and gave it some twine to climb up to the porch railings.  It’s thriving!  It’s so sweet!

It’s tripled in size in about ten days, I hope that soon it’s blooming all over the porch railings.  I need to direct some of those tendrils, it’s looking a bit jumbled. But I love it! And that’s that.  I’ll be back tomorrow to share a couple of yummy recipes and some products that I like.  Life is slow here on the Eastern Shore, Mickey is busy with his photography, taking pics and teaching a class at Parks and Rec., but there’s not much for me to do - so I’ll just keep feeding us and trying to make things pretty.  This weekend is Father’s Day and the mister’s gift won’t be a surprise.  He asked for a kayak and that’s what he’ll get. I suppose I could make a giant bow for it. I’ll make him something yummy for breakfast, and we’ll reminisce about the decades of boys in the house.  Seems a little silly to celebrate when we’re no longer in the trenches (I feel the same way about Mother’s Day), but  I don’t suppose we should ever pass up an opportunity to celebrate and be happy, right? So that’s what we’ll do. I’m off to soak in the tub and read about murder, then I’ll slide under the covers and call it a day.  I hope that your June is bumping along nicely, that the air is clear and the gardens are lush.  Until tomorrow, stay safe, stay well.

XOXO,

Nancy

[idiopath-fic-smile]

Leverage ot3 fic bit

another installment in the “donate at least $25 to a BLM-related cause and i’ll write at least 250 words of fic” series, which is still ongoing!

In retrospect, brunch was a mistake. Hardison was a grown-ass man; he could admit when he was wrong, on the (very) rare occasion it happened.

It had seemed like a good call, was the thing. Eliot was high-strung at the best of times. He could give a cup of coffee the jitters, as Nana would say. What better way to lower Eliot's guard a little than a gourmet outing where they could ply him with whatever esoteric food was trending on Instagram, Parker could eat something that wasn't repped by a grinning cartoon character with cold dead eyes and no pants, and the combined team of Parker and Hardison could down just enough mimosas to stumble onto the words for what Eliot meant to them, romantically speaking? (But not so many mimosas that should the touchy-feeliness get physical, anyone would feel gross about consent. Hardison had done his research.)

Grass + Spoon had good ratings online, their website was not a cringe-factory of early-aughts design choices, and a quick look at the blueprints showed that if Eliot did, in fact, reject them, Parker could easily hide from her feelings in the vents.

Simple. Straightforward. A slam dunk.

The fact that sports analogies had started to bleed into his vocabulary would’ve given Hardison-from-five-years-ago an aneurysm. But Hardison-from-five-years-ago’d had been blind to a lot. At least he had always appreciated Parker, had seen from the beginning that she was so much more than just a hot, dubiously sane cat burglar. He couldn’t say the same for Eliot, who had initially tripped off Hardison’s bully sensors, the middle school synapses in his brain that were on constant high alert for guys who could--and would--break Hardison in half for fun.

It had taken months to realize that Hardison was just comically wrong. Eliot, who taught kids self-defense as almost a reflex and cradled puppies gently in his big, scarred hands. Eliot, who handled a knife like an extension of his body but mostly used that blade to make ceviche. Eliot, who would snap a guy’s neck without a second thought if it meant keeping Parker--or Hardison, but more importantly Parker--safe.

Eliot, who was currently staring at the menu like it had slapped his mom.

“What?” said Hardison.

“There’s a hamburger on here,” said Eliot. “A hamburger.”

“It’s got an egg on it,” Parker observed. “That’s brunchy, right?”

“Brunch requires a careful balance of flavors and components,” Eliot said. “You can’t just crack an egg on dinner and call it brunch.”

Parker, who considered Frosted Flakes a pizza topping, nodded distractedly.

“We could always open the brewpub earlier on the weekends, if you wanna show them how it’s done,” Hardison offered.

Eliot narrowed his eyes.

Hardison widened his.

“You’re plotting something,” said Eliot. “I’ve seen that look before, and you ain’t as subtle as you think.”

Well. He wasn’t wrong. But blurting out any version of “Me and Parker wanna date you; how do you feel about throuples?” felt a little too on the nose. It was like trying to explain an inside joke to someone who hadn’t been in the room--you had to ease in, you had to give context, or Eliot would be out of there like a shot.

“These things must be done delicately” to quote--well, the Wicked Witch of the West. (Wizard of Oz was probably not geeky enough to neutralize the basketball metaphor earlier. Not that Hardison was keeping score, but.)

Parker’s gaze had slid beyond them, slightly to the side.

“What?” said Hardison.

“The waitress is crying,” she said.

More was definitely coming. Hardison and Eliot waited. “I think this place is mistreating their staff,” said Parker slowly. “Shorting their wages, stuff like that.”

Hardison and Eliot didn’t press her. Parker knew what she was doing; if she saw enough clues to paint a picture, that was good enough for them.

Eliot put down the menu and leaned in. “What’s our move?” he said quietly.

Hardison looked between the two of them, their faces intent, wheels already spinning. God, he loved them. Talking about feelings could wait.

Let’s go steal a brunch spot.

[taylorswiftstylequestions]

TAYLOR SWIFT STYLE: WHAT I WORE THIS WEEK, VOLUME 1

Many of you requested, so I have provided. Here are five lewks I wore last week and that I feel encapsulate my style: Classic, feminine neutrals with a bit of an edgy twist. I’m a working professional in a fairly relaxed/casual office environment. But I still like to feel put together and presentable. 

DAY ONE

I feel this is an excellent place to start because it lays the ground rules for what a lot is to follow - and you’ll notice some hardworking repeat pieces established here. Cat eye sunnies, a silk cami, a leather jacket, and leather ankle boots. All things that are in constant rotation basically year-round given that I live in the Pacific Northwest where rain or clouds are imminent 9 months out of the year. 

I have worn this exact outfit while travelling in Amsterdam, only to swap out the cami for a white one, lose the leather jacket, and change from leather boots to gladiator sandals and I was ready to conquer the heat of Athens, Greece. I am all about pieces that are versatile and can work in multiple environments (both literal weather and time/place that may require something dressier or casual). I wish I had bought this skirt in all the colours I could. 

I’ve worn this exact to the office, while travelling (as mentioned), and would dress it up for a party by swapping the boots for closed-toe pointed pumps and a clutch. 

Jacket: H&M, old (similar)

Sunglasses: Le Specs (Duchess of Sussex exact!) 

Necklace: Mejuri

Cami: Express, old (similar) 

Skirt: Uniqlo, old (similar) 

Boots: Michael Kors, old (similar)

DAY TWO

I am a classic pear shape: Small bust, small waist, wide hips, thiq thighs. It’s something I’m constantly battling insecurity about and as a result have been fearful of culottes or the current wide leg crop pant trend that is happening. Skinny jeans and fit-and-flare dresses have been my saviour. But no more. I love that these pants cinch at the waist. But here’s a reminder that not everything you wear has to be flattering or designed to make your body shape more comfortable to be viewed by other people. Sometimes fashion isn’t flattering. Sometimes it is FASHUN. And that is okay. Because experimenting is fun. And wearing what you want to wear and what makes you happy is funner. 

Here’s another classic trick of mine: all the stripes, all the navy. Plus a pop of honey courtesy of modern loafers that make every look (even something as swingy and fun and comfy as these culottes) a little more polished. Worn to the office, obvi. 

Cami: Express, old (similar)

Sunglasses: Le Specs (Duchess of Sussex exact!) 

Necklace: Boutique in Amsterdam

Culottes: Zara, old (similar) 

Loafers: Everlane (on sale, Choose What You Pay)

DAY THREE

re: That earlier body flattering comment. My thiq thighs aren’t doing a great job selling these pants, but they are very good and they are Everlane. And I now understand what damn good denim is. I have been a jegging wearer for a decade and I’m now only realizing that there is denim out there that you can wear on your body and that you don’t have to tear out the belt loops to pull up over your hips. There is denim that is stiff and body confirming that will STAY UP. Who knew? Not me. 

Speaking of fashion fears, white denim was always one of those for me. But ... like what was I afraid of? I wear black denim almost religiously in the fall and winter. Here, I remixed items that I would easily wear on a cool fall day with black jeans and paired them with white denim. And bam. Suddenly it is crisp. It is fresh. It’s bright. And easy. And cool. And perfect for spring/summer. Life changed. 

Please note the same black cami from Day One. I told you it was a closet staple and versatile af. Please also note the leopard flats. Which, imo, leather is a neutral. I bought these ages ago and while I would buy another pair of leopard flats to better suit the stage I am at in life now and how my style has evolved (a new pair would be sans trim, sans bow, and a pointed toe) it seems absurd to throw out something that is still in great condition ... only to rebuy basically the same thing. So here they stay. Just try and picture that perfect other flat that I described, mmkai? 

Cami: Express, old (similar)

Sunglasses: Le Specs (Duchess of Sussex exact!)

Necklace: Boutique in Amsterdam

Vest: Forever 21, old (similar)

Watch: Daniel Wellington 

Denim: Everlane

Shoes: Payless, old (similar) 

DAY FOUR

Have you noticed a pattern yet? 

Step 1: Invest in simple, base neutrals  Step 2: Wear them 234987239487239847 times, in countless different ways. Because you are a creative and resourceful human. 

Same cami. Same shoes. Same necklace as Day One. Different day. But totes different. 

Speaking of versatile neutrals — I love me a blazer. As a working professional, I could totally wear these with a pair of slacks in grey or navy or black or olive or rust if I’m feeling feisty. And I often am. Layered over top of a collared button up and whatever shoe I feel like that day. Good to go for business casual. But if I’m feeling even more laidback but wanted the tailored lewk of a blazer — this is my fave combo. If I had a pair of distressed jeans, I would be wearing them here. If I wanted to make this look even MORE casual I would go with distressed jeans and some kind of slim sneaker or Converse. For a weekend brunchy brunch or errand running situation. But I was at the office this day and my office is fairly laidback, but I still like looking naice. 

Enter: Silk cami. Silky fabric is instance luxe. Blazer is instant profesh. Jeans are instant casual. So what you have is a luxe professional casual lewk. The clouds part. You are comfy. You look gr8. If this was winter, the denim would be black. But this is spring/summer — so a light blue wash it is. 

Blazer: Gentle Fawn

Cami: Express, old (similar)

Sunglasses: Le Specs (Duchess of Sussex exact!)

Necklace: Mejuri

Watch: Daniel Wellington 

Denim: AE

Shoes: Everlane

DAY FIVE

Oh. Oh oh oh. Can you tell I’m feeling myself? Because I am. This day I had to run right from work to a dance rehearsal. Dance rehearsal for show is a long evening affair where I don’t get home until midnight. And when I do I am exhausted and my body is sore and I’m sweaty and gross and cranky. 

But when I’m wearing socially acceptable pajamas that look chic af? I’m happy. I’m very happy. To break this down, I’m wearing an INCREDIBLY soft ribbed bodysuit which has a turtleneck (chic) but is sleeveless (summer chic) with a woven blend pair of joggers I could easily wear for a night out with some heels. Head to toe black + leopardisaneutral = I am very in my zone here. 

Pulling my hair back into a loose Duchess of Sussex-approved low pony, I wanted to up the ante with some black and gold accessories. Including a Taylor Swift pair of pearl earrings-with-an-edgy-detail, my go-to watch, and a signet ring. A red lip seals the deal and makes these glorified PJs v chic. 

Bodysuit: N:Philanthropy (c/o)

Joggers: N:Philanthropy (c/o)

Sunglasses: Le Specs (Duchess of Sussex exact!)

Earrings: Pearl Collective, old Taylor exact (similar) 

Watch: Daniel Wellington 

Ring: Mejuri

Shoes: Payless, old (similar) 

... And that is that on that. 

Did you have a favourite lewk? Feedback on my style? Is a Volume 2 necessary? 

Thank you for checking out this post! 

[portionpills]

I pray you find a woman like me, not because I love myself too much but because I’ll always stay honest with you, about criticisms, about how you should watch your tone when you speak to me. I’ll break your window glasses when you’d piss me off. I’ll Splash ink on your walls and burn your suits. But a woman like me is always worth it all. I pray you find a woman like me who’ll come home with candies instead of lies, who’ll come with hugs not rage. I’ll never hurt your brunchy heart but I’ll wrestle you with my squishy hands and perfect legs. Find a woman like me from parks not clubs. We take Water not drinks, picnics not parties. I promise you will love the universe with women like me. ~Pp

[bibereangelum]

sometimes I think about how Jason probably would’ve been a great older brother under different circumstances. Had he not died? You can’t tell me he wouldn’t have been older brother of the fucking year.

[bibereangelum]

batman has such bodacious honka honkas i think gotham should have a meme page dedicated to them

[bibereangelum]

besties r there any activeish dc/batman servers around

[bibereangelum]

i think we should have an batman (2022) and birds of prey crossover where harley becomes bruce’s absolute wingman and gives him a classic early 2000′s makeover montage trying to get bruce to go from drowned cat to somewhat hunky but in a depressed sort of way.

[bibereangelum]

in my heart and soul i just know that every time one of bruce’s kids comes out of the closet he’s punching the air and screaming in silent victory

[bibereangelum]

dc give me the parallax hal movie i deserve give it to me just hand it over HAND IT OVER

[bibereangelum]

what if i made a grand master post of all my fics.

[bibereangelum]

the batman special interest is in full gear ive watched 16.5 hours worth of movies and reread 18 comics

[bibereangelum]

hal jordan making a construct statue of himself: can a depressed man make THIS???

[bibereangelum]

see, i know we all write batlantern as sort of a young love thing but god. imagine them getting old together, telling jokes. their hair grays the same way and best believe they give each other so much shit about it.  “Looking like a silver fox there, Bruce.” “Thanks, having eight kids and an insufferable husband does that” “HEY!”