#he was also lustful but idk if that was related

[ex-n1hilo]

the narinder i got had his bags packed after the final fight idk about y'all

[tomwambsgans]

tbh the way some of yall talk about tomgreg makes it seem like yall don't have any clue what gay male attraction is

[justanotherhh]

some trailer things:

big fight around lust/ozzie's place that involves m&m and loona + we know fizzarolli is going to make another appearance, so i wonder how that'll connect potentially. also, new villain?

obvs the whole section of CHERUB working with DHORKS and this massive thing/portal:

john waters big villain episode???? (ghostfuckers from the looks of things)

also more crossdressing in that same episode + millie vs possessed blitz? both millie and blitz giving some evil dead type vibes?

more on stolas' whole social sphere and potential judgement and hell's class politics related to his dating blitz + p much confirmed that blitz will not take stolas' gift in the spirit it was intended

also, "you fucks think you can do this every time-" feels not just like it's about the wider class issues in hell, but maybe like it's personal (potentially with verosika? although it does seem like it's canon that he had more than a little bit of a hand in ending that relationship, so could just be him echoing everything he's been seeing in the treatment of imps and putting that onto stolas in this moment)

and then "thank you blitz, for making me so happy, even for a little while" is during this moment too. lot of teasers for how this is gonna go down (badly, upsettingly, emotionally)

the whole "do you feel any remorse for what you do" feels like a misdirect -- that is, it's edited to look like it's about blitz, but i feel like it's directed at stella or her brother

generally a lot of fun stolas visuals that i won't get into here, but am excited to see more contexts for

also this isn't new, but im always interested in blitz's heart/broken-heart forehead marking

blitz and tilla moment! generally more flashbacks (in the shape of blitz seeming to be almost at the movies, watching his own "failures") around the time of the fire! i didn't see any barbie stuff, alas, but the rest of it looks !!! also lowkey confirmed it was cash who stopped blitz from seeing fizz in hospital

who's this?

another sin? maybe related to ozzie and/or stolas and that judgement of the kinds of people they love?

blitz protecting stolas - maybe from the above, considering the hand motif of it all... stolas really living the life of blitz as a romantic hero, while blitz is barely holding it together as a person the whole time. different genres, my guys. different genres (that's their real communication issue)

this fuck-you-blitz cake looks like a verosika thing to do, esp considering it's her calling him shitty in the VO -- but yay, maybe giving that verosika catharsis, but also generally just verosika!

also the VO part where he says he doesn't want to be this way, he's wearing the same shroud as during his confrontation with verosika. idk, im just. contexts for things. i am curious

is the below also the same episode? I'd think so. it's set during halloween (?) and blitz is then maybe in the blood-covered shroud (costume? undercover? going undercover as a ghost? post-breakup stalking undercover ghost costume?)

MAMMON! and he looks pleased. oh dear.

this blitz + fizz moment

it kinda looks like blitz is wearing the same tee as when he and stolas have their moment + a horse bag + fizz casual wear. fizz generally in this trailer seems to be having the best time (outside the flashbacks). everything makes me suspicious all the time

(also generally hello all the different outfits coming up!!)

fascinated by this:

is that millie?

things we didn't see:

no barbie, no striker, no crimson, no asmodeus (directly, although his imagery is everywhere + fizz and mammon appear), no paimon -- this not to say none of them will show up, but am enjoying that a lot of this is clearly pulling from s1, with the focus on verosika, DHORKS, and CHERUB -- potentially a lot of the s2 villains need some time to lick their wounds a bit (and paimon was never a Villain, just a terrible parent... if he ever returns though...)

and barbie... i do want to see barbie again soonish ngl, she needs some proper introducing, but this is already giving so much callback and continuation of immediate plot-threads, very excited

[lbcreations-blog]

Alastor x reader and Lucifer x reader valentines headcanons

Masterlist

Notes: I never ever have done anything Valentines related in my life because of my aroace self, so I apologize if this is a little off

Also, the reader is gender neutral, so no dresses lady's who love to wear them, we are going down to suit town😎

This was rushed aswell

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Valentinesheadcanons

Asking you on the date

He would first take you outside on the balcony with a few fake rose's spread on there

And then he would ask you out for the valentines date

When doing so, he would give you a rose clip to put on the shirt you decide to where for the date

Once saying yes, he would take you back inside

You spend the rest of your evening pretty normal, the only difference being your excitement for the date

Valentines day date

Once awakening from your slumber, you would find Alastor sadly not in bed as usual

But once you are sitting up, Alastor would waltz in with breakfast in bed

You enjoy it, to say the least

The best part is that he even joins you, which is odd for the man since he does not like eating in bed (he has manners)

Anyways, after such, he would, you know, telaport the plates to the kitchen for it to be washed but not from him

You would both get dressed into your clothes, which was really Alastor spawning it onto yall

You guys then take a long stroll arm in arm to Rosie's where you had lunch

Most of the day consisted of a bit of sight, seeing, to say the least

On your long stroll, you tried to give him a rose that you found, but sadly, it wilted. No wonder why the rose he gave you to where on your shirt was fake

He also gave you flowers, but the ones that don't wilt for him

Once it was the evening, he told you to wait in the room you both share for a few minutes

After waiting, he came into the room and took you arm in arm onto the balcony

And it was beautiful

Some of his shadows were playing some music

There was amazing food on the table

and many decorations on the table

All I can say is you had a lovely dinner with Alastor

After all those advents in the day, you both cuddled in bed peacefully

(Also, btw you did give him at least a gift, and he loved it, but im letting you decide what you gave him)

Asking you on the date

Lucifer would be so nervous to ask you out on the date

When he does ask you out in a room fool of rose's

he stuttered.... a lot

Once, knowing what he was saying, you hugged him happily and said "yes ofcourse sweetie"

And then kissed him (Boosting his depressive ass confidence)

Now the valentines date

In the morning, he first gave you breakfast in bed, and you loved it

After getting up and getting dressed in your valentines suits (which yall looked lovely in)

You guys went out. In which you both went out to a lovely restaurant for breakfast

Then you guys went shopping

You bought him a rubber duck plush for him

He got you rose's

And other really nice things that you wanted

After that, you went to the lust ring

Lucifer booked a table at Ozzies for a show for the both of you to watch, which was right up on the highest balcony or, as one calls it, the gallery area to watch the show

You enjoyed it

You and Lucifer might have gotten a little steamy up there

After having dinner there, you both went home

After that, you both went to have a lovely bath together with flower petals and such

And then you both went to bed and cuddled to get a good rest

(You might have had to change the sheets in your bed that night)

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I know this is not the best, but I am very busy today, so uh, happy valentines and goodnight or day idk

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-L.B Creations

[enoe-of-noen]

My opinions on the demon brothers

Lucifer

I can relate to his strictness as the eldest sibling, but oh my gosh he gets on my nerves. I hate him (lovingly.) Though you do get some of the best writing in fanfics-

Mammon

This idiot. Used to be my least favourite cause my friend absolutely hates him, but he’s such a cute tsundere I can’t- like, crow babies??? Hcs where he gives you cute little trinkets as a sign of love??? Although, I don’t really consider him being my top brother. Sure, he’s mc’s first man and he’s absolutely smitten, but someone else is my number one <3

Leviathan

This fricking otaku. I relate to you so goddamn much. But you’re also my friend’s favourite so I won’t steal you from them ;) Kinda like Mammon to me, but less…idk eccentric and open about love??? Or is just a way more bashful tsundere.

Satan

Nerd. Furry. The fact you’re so…poetic in your vocabulary kinda makes me ick but eh, to each their own. I know everybody hates your fashion sense, but I honestly just don’t care. Kinda cringe ngl. I still like love him though. Great character 👍 Side note: your song is relaxing oml. And the fact you and Belphie have a duo song is mm 👌

Asmodeus

MY PRETTY BOY!!! <33333 You’re gorgeous, the moment, my prettiest demon!!! You have a special place in my heart bbg <3 Screw everyone who thinks you’re shallow just cause you’re the avatar of lust, you’re amazing! And I love you greatly!!!

Beelzebub

You. I love you so goddamn much I am always so angry how there isn’t enough content about you out there.

MY HUNGRY BOY!!! MY MUSCLE MAN!!!! MY BIG MAN!!! MY SOFTIE!!! MY PUPPY!!! MY LOVE <33333 I have your hair memorized so I can basically draw it perfectly now >:) I would love to snack with you and give you your well deserved chest and head rubs!!! I will take care of you so much you’ll have no choice but to love me.

Belphegor

You annoying brat. You’re my Beel’s twin so you have mercy. You’re so goddamn irritating/irritated, and the fact you’re considered the youngest sibling kinda makes me hate you just a little more. Believe me, I know what it’s like having an annoying younger sibling :) The fact you got so grumpy at me when I had you on my homescreen cemented my opinion on you, but you’re so goddamn cute when sleepy and cuddly <3 I hatefully love you. Your blushing face whenever I tap your head on surprise guest tho <33333

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Ranked:

Beelzebub, my beloved

Belphegor

Asmodeus

Satan - Leviathan

Mammon

Lucifer

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@editoraj do this too >:(

[lu-dao-writes]

𝙸𝚗𝚌𝚞𝚋𝚞𝚜!𝙽𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚒 𝙺𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚡 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛

𖥔 ݁ ˖ 𝒮𝓎𝓃𝑜𝓅𝓈𝒾𝓈 ♡ ˊˎ- Nanami as an incubus and his relationship with you! With Gojo on the side. (Idek what this summary is😭)

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ 𝒲𝒶𝓇𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑔(𝓈) / 𝒯𝒶𝑔𝓈 ♡ ˊˎ-  Incubus Nanami & Gojo, Gojo being Nanami’s wingman fr, gender neutral reader, black coded reader, Nanami being stubborn, themes of sex, mentions of Nanami touching himself, & switches of povs.

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ 𝒜/𝒩 ♡ ˊˎ- I’m a slut for this man, what can I say y’all✋🏼😔? But spooky season is upon us and I’m thinking about supernatural shit and dark themes✨ But idk what happened to the form of this? Listen, I’m at the airport waiting for my flight and I’m bored and want this out lmao🤪. I’m hoping to do a part 2 where it’s more smutty based, but smut is hard y’all😩. I appreciate all the likes on my last post btw!🙏🏼🥺💕. Minors/ ageless blogs DNI please and lemme know any mistakes or missed tags.

He’s not fond of his nature, but he has learned to live with it. I mean he has to lmao.

He’s stubborn with his feeding schedule, and his a little picky. As usual Kento is more worried about getting that bread.

Gojo gets on his head about not taking care of himself (of course in a more playful/blasé manner, but he cares his Nanamin).

Gojo also knows when he hasn’t fed because it shows in Nanami’s appearance first before it show in his attitude.

His eyes gets a bit sunken in, the dark circles get darker, his hair looks dull, then he gets more uncanny from there if prolonged (which hasn’t happened, Nanami’s not that careless)

Then comes the attitude! Nanami’s patience grows very thin and he’s a mixture of tired, weak, & hungry. His already sharp and witty quips at Gojo become more sharper and a bit meaner, but nothing that goes over the line.

He’s not down for Gojo’s games essentially. Even more so now😗.

When he meets you, you were his server at this cute little cat cafe that Gojo dragged him to (he didn’t give the man a chance to say no).

Nanami doesn’t mind cats, he’s just not looking forward to getting their fur out from his clothes.

But you were a sight for sore eyes. Every inch of you being taken in by Nanami’s shade covered eyes and that familiar hunger in his belly rose its ugly head slightly.

He had to swallow hard and remind himself to actually answer you and remember his order.

He ignores Gojo’s knowing smirk and childish little prods at his ankles, instead focusing on his beverage of choice and listening to your voice as you take Gojo’s order. Once you’re gone is when he gripes at him.

Your voice, no matter how it sounds, is soothing and appealing to his ears, and your scent…

It’s what keeps him coming back.

All the cat hair on his clothes is worth it if he gets to keep seeing you.

You can say he’s a bit addicted to ya.

Eventually he manages to get your number and he noticed how every time he came, you were always his server, not that he’s complainin.

Dates with him are fun and romantic, first going to a restaurant, then stroll in the park and getting showered in sakura blossoms, going shopping (him buying whatever you want), more meal related dates, etc. He adores seeing you happy and pampered.

But you truly haunt his nearly sleepless nights and he can’t help but touch himself to the very thought of you. But it’s never truly enough.

Then…

Nanami starts to spiral. You are a human and he is a creature of lust.

His safety and or your safety could be compromised and with that in mind, he begins to back off.

And just as things were going so well too…

Nanami didn’t ghost you, thankfully, but he disclosed that things weren’t working out and that he’s sorry for wasting your time. But he did it on text. He just didn’t want to face you, unfortunately and he regrets it to this day

But on your side, to forget your anger and sorrows, you go to a nightclub to party and slightly drink the pain away.

But unfortunately you also saw Nanami and his friend from before there as well🤪😜.

It was tough but you ignore him just like he ignored your multitude of text messages.

…

Okay maybe you didn’t completely ignore him-.

You can’t help but look at him every so often and from the few glances you got to do, he looked kinda miserable, definitely agitated, and a bit ill looking..

Nanami was very much disinterested in anyone flocking his way and he immediately would send them to Gojo’s way instead, thankfully they took the bite, finding Gojo even more attractive.

But his mood sours even more when he catches wind of you.

You look gorgeous as always, especially in your fit (it’s something he bought you) and he wanted nothing more than to go over to you and sweep you up off your feet (and other things~).

But he doesn’t. All he does is keep his watchful gaze on you, making sure you’re okay and because well… He wants you!

Anyone that comes near you with obvious intentions to woo you his jaw and fists would clench slightly. But again, he doesn’t get up from his seat.

Nanami was… Content to stay in his place. But that was until Gojo thought it’d be a funny idea to make his way to you, pushing pass his little harem.

Although you have your heart set on Nanami, you can’t deny that his friend isn’t gorgeous.

You bet those eyes of his gets him all that he wants with some trouble on the side.

You didn’t move away when his arm came around you, and you let him guide you to a more less crowded area, soon swaying with you as 2 On by Tinashe and SchoolBoy Q booms in the background.

If you hadn’t been pursued by Nanami you definitely would’ve let yourself be caught up with Mr. Troublemaker.

“Heyy~! So, I know you were caught up with Nanamin and all that, but if you’re free…” He puts his lips near your ear, hands sliding towards your hips and gripping them slightly. “I’d love to get to know you better~.”

Your throat bob and just as you’re about to sink into temptation-.

“That’s quite enough, Satoru.”

“Kento…,” you breathed out.

- Gojo didn’t even put up a fight, just took his hands off you with a knowing smile and let Nanami take you away from him.

- Nanami was pissed. Fuming.

- He didn’t appreciate Gojo approaching you like that. The nerve of him!

- His grip is a little tight on you, but you’re okay with it. Until you remember that you’re supposed to be mad at him.

“Now, hold on a second! Who the hell do you think you are?? I was about to get some good dick and you ruined it!” you spat.

Nanami scoffs lightly, letting your hand go. “Oh, please, you can do so much better,” he replies, defeat coating his words.

“Oh god, are you gonna be corny and say that you’re better? ‘Cause clearly you weren’t.”

Despite the hurt, he knew you had a point. He failed as a partner.

“As much as I want to, I know that I failed in that regard. I’m sorry, (y/n).”

You hate how much of a kicked puppy he looks. You sigh. “Ken… What even happened? I think I deserve to know the truth.”

Nanami swallows and as much as he wants to tell you the truth, he can’t. Too much is at risk.

“It’s because he’s an incubus, Sweetheart~.”

“Huh!?” “Satoru!?”

Both of you were flabbergasted and Nanami was three seconds away from throttling Gojo.

“Nanami, I’m tired of watching you brood and nearly kill yourself because of your fears,” Gojo explains, his playfulness gone with the wind.

“Do you have any idea what you’ve just possibly done??”

Gojo goes back to looking carefree. “Call it a gut feeling~! Now why don’t you two get outta here? Oh! And use protection~!”

Nanami fumbles through his thoughts on what to say, feeling as though he’s going to either short circuit or burst from rage. But in the end he sighs a contained breath, pinching the bridge of his nose, slightly cursing Gojo under his breath, but also feeling a tickle of guilt. He was being selfish with not taking care of himself..

He comes back to his senses when he feels you touch his arm.

“Alright… Is this true or are we really actin like clowns at the circus? If so I’ll need some more alcohol.”

“It’s true, as cliche as that sounds. I didn’t want to tell you in fear that you could maybe get in danger or I could be.”

“… Holy shit. Well I’m glad it’s nothing ridiculous or painful! But hey! I can live one of my child/teenhood fantasies by being in a relationship with a supernatural person!”

Nanami blinks at you for a good second, face perplexed before it eventually softens and he starts laughing lightly with disbelief, taking your hand into his.

When you squeeze his back eagerly he knows he has to thank Gojo for his part in all this.

[mommyashtoreth]

TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR FIC PRETTYPLEASE (holds bowl out like a starving orphan) 🥺

YAYYYY okay I'm gonna like. dump a whole bunch of stuff that bestie @blackmarketjoy and I have been thinking about and working on and stick it under the cut BUT a little amuse-bouche: I'm currently workshopping a goodomens fan-minisode fic Thing that's set in the 1910s where Crowley is disguised as a live-in maid tempting Some Rich Guy into greed and financial ruin with her demonic wiles and sexy ankles, and Aziraphale is disguised as a war nurse who's been quartered in the same Fancy Rich House with some wounded soldiers under her care because you could just do that sort of thing back then. It's a liiiittle Nanny Ashtoreth/Brother Francis-esque but not quite as pre-planned. Okay that's enough to get you goin here's all the extra nonsense (as Aziraphale and Crowley are both presenting as women in this Thing, she/her pronouns will be used for both throughout):

This whole concept actually originated from a DREAM I had that included Crowley in a vintage nurse's uniform because if I am known for anything it is my ability to be happy, big, and sexually normal. My friend Mifs then was like Oh what if Aziraphale was in a vintage maid uniform lol and that festered in my mind for a while. We ended up switching the roles around because it makes more sense with the timeline (since Az would have her bookshop by this time period and typically isn't wont to leave it for too long unless there's an extenuating circumstance) and is generally more in-character for Aziraphale to have the Helping People role.

As I've said before on this blog, I think it's Easy and therefore boring to reduce Crowley's skill of "temptation" to something purely sexual, especially when she's in girlmode. This isn't to say she's completely nonsexual in this fic thing, it's more fun for me if she isn't, but she's not specifically aiming to, idk, "inspire lust" or whatever. She's merely, idk, convincing this Rich Guy to make extremely bad investments while sitting in his lap or something, AND to reveal how much of an asshole this guy is. I don't know what the hell people invested in in the 1910s but I'm sure she'd pick something absolutely disastrous. Maybe she knew about the upcoming Great Depression

Meanwhile I think Aziraphale is here by complete accident, mostly bc I think it's funny when the universe pushes them together. Also because I'm imagining some sort of "Ugh, you again. What are YOU doing here?" "ME? I'm saving LIVES. I should be asking what YOU'RE doing here, foul serpent" interaction and I love it when women argue because they want to fuck each other

This whole thing is set during the winter because that gives Lots and lots and lots of opportunities for huddling for warmth, hand-holding, dramatic fireplace lighting, etc.

^ Related to huddling for warmth, I think Aziraphale (a little bit too excitedly) offers to room up with Crowley in idk, The Help's Quarters or whatever and they end up sharing a bedroom. Hayden idk if I've told u this but in the book Crowley sleeps despite not needing to (I don't Think this is ever mentioned in the show but like if a book thing isn't directly contrasted by a show thing it's canon to me) while Aziraphale doesn't, so I'm kinda just imagining Az spends all night reading while Crowley sleeps. But since it's cold as fuck Az eventually starts to like. read in bed under the covers while Crowley spoons her "for warmth." Also I know they don't Need light to see but I keep imagining Az summoning some kind of Holy Light to read by (maybe it's just one of the little human preferences they develop over time) and Crowley bitching about how bright it is and kinda pushing her face into Az's neck or shoulder "to cover her eyes." Yuri

Going back to some of the Rich Asshole Guy stuff. I think he's like, creepy and pervy and does a lot of Leering at both Az and Crowley, but is especially bad with Crowley since like "she's leading him on" or whatever. Both the Job minisode and the Edinburgh minisode can pretty easily be described as including some kind of "lesson" (almost always for Aziraphale) and I think it'd be fun to do a version of that where unfairly GOOD things (material wealth) are given to a BAD person, rather than the standard opposite. Ultimately the story would end with Rich Asshole Guy making some kind of unwanted advance and Crowley, having successfully driven him to ruin via his own greed, takes off her glasses and shows her eyes (I imagine he's asked her repeatedly to show her eyes, yknow in a You'd Be Prettier If You Smiled sort of way) and hisses and etc., Putting The Fear Of God in him before she and Az leave. Az could, idk, smite the guy or something too he'd deserve it

I think Az is like veeeery repressed sexually, somehow even moreso in girlmode than she is in guymode, and since Crowley is being Vaguely Sexy it's just the perfect yuri storm. Hayden u already saw the snippet I wrote about this but I'll recount it here anyway: Az pulls some like weird pseudo-victim blamey stuff on Crowley like "I don't know why you're surprised that he tries to look up your skirt, I don't know what you expected, pulling it up that high" bc she's working thru some stuff okay and that's the only way she can process the fact that she notices how much leg Crowley is showing at any given time. She knows better obviously and will admit as much it's just that divinity is a performance, yknow, and she's still trying to pretend to be dedicated to that.

IIIII keep imagining something with like Az smuggling human food and Crowley smuggling human alcohol and they have a little yuri dinner in like the courtyard or something, and Crowley gets to tease Aziraphale for stealing. And then Mifs added onto it this is All their ideas but it's really good so I'm paraphrasing it here: 1) Aziraphale gets sick of eating shitty watery period-accurate Soup For The Poor and decides to finally do something about it 2) since Crowley is a maid she'd have more access to the kitchen and leftover food and etc and since Aziraphale is a nurse she'd have more access to idk wherever rich people put alcohol because it's the 1910s and medicine is fake. So it's like them stealing bits and pieces away for each other yknow... themes

I think Some Rich Guy (who needs a name I'm very open to name ideas for all these side characters) should have kids so Crowley can kinda subtly turn them against him because idk, "honor your father and mother" is a Commandment and all that and therefore not doing so is A Sin even if your dad's a dick (Aziraphale can have a little Moment about this, I love putting her through Moments). I'm imagining this less in like a proactive Nanny Ashtoreth way (Hayden I know u haven't seen the show but Crowley's purpose as Nanny Ashtoreth is to instill as much evil into the child they believe is the antichrist as possible) and more in a "purposefully turning a blind eye and letting kids 'misbehave'" sort of way.

"Why doesn't Aziraphale just miracle her soldiers' wounds better" because she wants to spend as much time with Crowley as possible and she's enjoying the maid/nurse roleplay. Obviously. (When Crowley asks her about this she lies through her teeth, of course)

Another idea from Mifs I'm just gonna stick in here: Az has some kind of crisis because one of her soldiers is getting worse and Crowley has to calm her down about it. Shoulder grabbing, face grabbing, eye contact, hand-holding, etc. Very very psychosexual for them both. Also Crowley ends up doing something to help the dying guy, filling her Niceys quota for the minisode (but she's NOT nice! She's mean and she means it!)

OH working title for this courtesy of Mifs is "Of Lace and Lacerations" which I LOVE. Currently the Google doc I write all my ideas on is called "you like kissing girls don't you"

Idk how explicitly romantic (and possibly even sexual) this Thing is going to be, like the romantic tension is obviously obviously there but idk if there'll be kissing. I need to think on how "canon-compliant" I want this all to be (as romantic tension is very canon-compliant but explicit kissing and etc. is not so much). I've been thinking about a bonus feature at the end that's just nasty woman sex so stay tuned for that

And uhhh I think that's it! This is Way longer than I expected lmao but hopefully u enjoy it Hayden ily <3<3 and hopefully some other people enjoy this too! I'm very excited about how this has been shaping up so far and I really hope to write a real actual long-ish thing. This has been a really good exercise for me in story development, I think having the minisode structure to work within helps my ideas fall into place so much more easily (since I usually have a ton of problems with structure). Goodomens yuri forever I'm giving us the yuri minisode we never fucking got

[an-abyss-of-stars]

Idk how, idk where, but I'll create a whole new fic if it means I can put Rhaena in a shimmering water-like sheer dress!!!

JUST LIKEE... SHE'D LOOK SO GOOD IN SOMETHING LIKE THIS, ESPECIALLY THE 1st ONE!! LIKE I'm blinded by the beauty of the first ONEEEE

Like there's certainly modern au potential, and maybe I'll squeeze it in somehow 🤔🤔

BUT ALSO, I have the vaguest idea for a dark au where Aemond has won the Dance, everyone else is dead, but he's specifically spared Rhaena to be his Valyrian Queen (like a real Henry VI situation where he needs to marry Elizabeth of York because he needs legitimatize his own claim as well as sure up his line with the blood/relations to the last dynasty blah blah). BUT OF COURSE, this is less of a chore for him, because he absolutely WANTS to marry her, but he's still the guy who helped kill her entire family, so she absolutely hates him with the hot intensity of a thousand suns 😂😂

I imagine for his faction of fucked up Lords and Knights who rallied for him, he keeps Rhaena safely locked away in a tower or special chambers 🤔🤔

This wedding is being forced upon her, it's her safest option, but she's still marrying a mad man who lusts for her, AND THIS SHEER VELVETY IRIDESCENT DRESS IS THE WEDDING DRESS 😳😳

Please that's all I have for this 🤣🤣

[fandomfluffandfuck]

https://www.tumblr.com/fandomfluffandfuck/737790809786793984/idk-what-switch-fucking-flipped-but-the-blasphemy

omg the way i immediately went to maddie's blog to read her priest!steve and inmate!bucky now that u reminded me of it 🥴 the flavor guilt brings to the table is always🙏🙏🙏

related to this

"Matthew 26:41" by MaddieWritesStucky

Also--

"The Wages of Sin" by MaddieWritesStucky

Aaaand, I'll plug my own kinky blasphemy drabble, too, lol--

"Did I Mistake You For A Sign From God"

Anyway, fics aside, yes yes yes-! I love Maddie's works, and those in particular are *chef's kiss* I love them 🥴🥴

Now is the time when I also admit to maybe having already having started planning a new fic or drabble, I haven't decided yet what it will be (if it will be anything 🤷🏻‍♂️), related to blasphemy and sacrilegious and kinks of the kind. Although, it's not evanstan and it's not stucky...

I've been thinking unholy thoughts about God the Bounty Hunter and Cole Turner...

Cole whimpers, "guh! Nnngh! Oh, God!" His fingers tight, tight, and tightening in the bounty hunter's hair, holding on as he swallows around his cock, so deep that he's in his throat, Jesus, he's never--no one has ever taken him so deep. Cole's throwing his head back, giving up on being quiet so they don't get caught in this fucking creepy ass parking lot, but then...

God pulls off.

And Cole whines again.

God smirks arrogantly, "you're damn right." He jerks him nice and slow in his fist, too tight and overwhelming, making Cole want to crawl out of his skin. "Say it again," God murmurs, voice husky and rich, satisfied by already knowing that he will. Cole doesn't have a choice when he's making him feel like that--

"God, God, fuck, fuck mee," he whimpers, uncaring how pathetic he sounds when the man between his legs does whatever that was again.

Later, Cole lets God fuck him. He needs it.

Cole ends up on top of God, riding him in the back of the car, fogging the windows, but despite what their positioning might have anyone else infer, God is absolutely the one in control.

"You fall apart so pretty," God purrs, "you look like an angel, all fucked-out."

Cole whimpers, shaking under the praise. He can't help it, clenching down on his cock, it feels so big inside him.

"That's it," God groans, "give me what I deserve."

Cole's lips drop open, maybe to call out his arrogance and pride, but all that really happens is his lips quivering. It's too hot to even moan.

"You gonna worship me, huh, angel? Gonna kneel and serve me? C'mon, I know you want to, I can practically see that brain of yours dissolving, angel, it's okay, give in, I know I make you feel better than anyone else has. It's okay." God talks down to him even though Cole is literally on top of him, and it's so delicious. He feels crushable. Tiny and delicate underneath the power of the other man--underneath the power of God. "'M gonna ruin you, but I promise it won't hurt. Not unless you want it to."

An even hotter, bigger wave of heat crashes through Cole, so strong he helplessly swoons down, collapsing onto God's chest.

God responds cruelly, kissing him within an inch of his life. Pouring enough lust to kill him into the embrace, biting his lower lip until he cries out. Cole could cry. He feels so good.

So... uh... head full 😮‍💨😮‍💨

[happilychaengs]

Anonymous requested: Can u please make a sahyo one shot related to the song "I can be a better boyfriend than him" THANK YOU SO MUCHHHHH!!!!

'I can be a better boyfriend than him'

a/n: do not let the image fool you. i did not write smut. also this is my first member x member fic so... idk what i wrote honestly.

tw: more suggestive than fluff imo. IS THIS EVEN FLUFF? GOD.

word count: 502

fluff, suggestive

park jihyo x minatozaki sana

jihyo was disappointed in herself. for not noticing sana sooner, because she loved her. well, as much as someone can love someone when they're already taken but maybe the opportunity presents itself again.

jihyo took a quick sip from her cup, the rest of the people blurring into one as she notices sana, standing alone in the crowd looking so beautiful while doing nothing at all. she stood there staring at her phone, impatiently tapping her foot with her jet black hair running down her back, her black crop top slightly falling off her shoulders, enough to make anyone insane.

what kind of fool would leave a girl like her alone at this party? they're just going to be taken home by someone else.

jihyo took it in stride as she not so subtly walked towards sana, tossing her cup in the trash. she ignored all the signals in her body telling her to leave as the words fly out of her mouth.

"i can be a better boyfriend than he is."

sana's eyes widen as she looks up at jihyo, her dewy eyes now so surprised. "i'm sorry, what?"

jihyo's body inches ever closer to hers, her eyes never straying from sana's. her voice is and low, husky. "i don't know why he'd leave you alone on the dance floor. you're too beautiful for that."

sana's breath hitched as her cheeks become a deep shade of pink, "what... don't say that..."

"why? it's true." jihyo almost doesn't know what to do with her hands as she so very cautiously places them on sana's hip; the music beginning to change to a different song. a more sensual one. sana's face becomes a beet red but she doesn't push her away. she moves them further down.

jihyo smirks, pulling sana closer to her body, whispering into her ear. "did you secretly want this? does your boyfriend not make you feel this way like i do? because i'm sure i can do all the things he can't."

sana's breaths are deep and heavy as she stared up at jihyo, sana's eyes filled with as much lust and desire as her. "can we... leave?"

"whatever you want."

-

sana's hands roam all across jihyo's back, her kisses needy as jihyo's back is pushed to the door of her car. sana's lips break apart from hers, her light breaths visible in the cold night. her voice is even lower as her hands dig deeper into jihyo's shirt, clumping bunches together.

"my place is just around the corner."

jihyo nods as she opens the car doors for the both of them, quickly driving off. sana's hand ontop of hers as she shifts gears, hitting the gas and quickly driving off.

sana's phone buzzes on the dashboard, a notification popping up.

'where are you?'

but all sana does is scoff, rolling her eyes and turning off her phone. jihyo smiles to herself as she hears the next few words escaping sana's mouth. "i'm breaking up with him after this."

[tapedsleeves]

get rec'd better a day late than never

idk guys.... yesterday didn't exist to me. sorry

breaking even by @spangledleatherponcho (iceguy on ao3)

brady tkachuk / tim stutzle, M, 22460

Brady loses his memory. Tim tries to fix a mistake he made. the way this one plays with memory and POV!!! What Brady knows and when he knows it and what Tim assumes he knows.... good. it scratches the same itch as an identity porn fic for me. It's soooo good. Also, I love Tim's motivations in this!

what will survive of us by @ferritin4

nicklas backstrom / alexander ovechkin, E, 26093

Nicklas and Alex have a soulbond. this fic is SUCH a comfort read for me. I am not normal about it at all. the ways in which the outward behavior/perception of each of nicke and ovi is an inverse mirror of how their soulbond works is just. *chefs kiss*

The same old witchcraft when your eyes meet mine @leafsmealone

mitch marner / john tavares, M, 32716

Someone puts a lust spell on Mitch, John helps to try to break it. I love the characterizations in this fic!! Mitch's POV is just so fun to watch, even when he's reading things *so wrong*

The MoJoe Show (On The Road) Season 2 by pushingtothedge on ao3

joe veleno / moritz seider, E, 42822

It's the MoJoe show season 2, and Joe is trying not to be jealous, trying not to be anxious, trying to get over his crush on Mo. this fic was an UNMITIGATED delight. I loved Joe's POV this whole time, he was SO delightfully nervous, so wonderfully into Mo, so relatably jealous.... this fic was just. So so so good. The perfect balance between angst and fluff for my taste.

[sashi-ya]

ahhh im trying to flesh out my idea quickly in hopes of getting a slot but may i pls request a nsfw fic with a rebellious prince law? maybe he’s sleeping with reader to protest an arranged marriage or something idk! but the king doesn’t approve! or an abuse of power? idk!!

hi!! of course!! I didn't know which gender you wanted reader to be so I chose GN! also for the "smut" I let a wheel spiner to chose if reader was going to afab or amab and the winner was afab. However, I tried to make it as neutral as possible so everybody can relate as much as they can to reader! Hope u like it and enjoy!! ❤

👑 Oh, Royal Lust Event ~ Royals AU event.

𝑵𝒔𝒇𝒘 ~ 𝑷𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒆! 𝑳𝒂𝒘 𝒙 𝑮𝒏! 𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 ~ 𝒀𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒘 𝑪𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒂𝒔

tw: nsfw. Gn! Reader, even if it was meant to be an afab! reader I tried to use neutral terms so I think it's pretty enjoyable for any sex! rough, shameless sex. slight abuse of power. no romance. rebellious Law. oral. overstimulation.

wc: 2.2k

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Oh, the rebellious little prince. As always, and since he had been a child, Law would never follow any rule. Though, King Doflamingo wouldn’t care until well past his teenagers years. Because little Law was now a man, and as a man he will have to fulfil his duty to ensure Dressrosa to have the best allies. And how? Well, he will have to marry a princess from another closer kingdom…

“NO! I flatly refuse to accept this marriage!” Law screams and hits the table with anger. “Say something to your son, Rosinante. This is his fucking duty!” King Donquixote protests back, sticking a knife to a steak -and breaking the fine porcelain plate under-.

Rosinante, younger brother of Doflamingo and Law’s dad, is a mute. And since that’s not “something proper of a King”, the next successor was meant to be Doflamingo’s nephew, Law. The blonde, clumsy and lovely man closes his eyes slowly, as if he wanted to offer some kind of an apology for his son’s behaviour. But in reality, as well as Law, Rosinante only wanted for his son to chose whoever his heart wanted to marry.

Law, who doesn’t wait for his dad to sign anything, stands up and walks away. The prince’s insults and grunts echo over the walls of the long halls of Dressrosa Palace. His dinner becomes cold, and he doesn’t care. Nothing matters the most than being free, and he frankly hated people… how does his uncle expect for him to marry someone?

While his long legs drag him to his room, he notices someone arranging some flowers on one of the many vases that decorate the castle. “You, what’s your name?” he asks, rather aggressively, pretty rare coming from him.

You let yellow camellias fall to the ground. Prince Law is talking to you, and he is demanding to know your name. Did you mess something up? Maybe he doesn’t like camellias?

“I- I’m (Name), my prince” you answer him back, instantly bowing to him and then crunching on the floor to pick the fresh flowers scattered at your feet.

“Name-ya, huh…” he mumbles, coming closer to you while scratches his goatee. His crotch gets dangerously closer to your face as you look up at him. His silver eyes, than now look more like gold as they shine with a different tint than a cold superior look. “You seem to be pretty clumsy even to put some flowers in a vase, don’t you?” he asks, cruelly. Law is nothing like that, but his anger and his need to violate the rules of royalty is taking the best of him.

You stutter, unable to move, with your nose a few inches from his crotch. Crotch that begins to show a bulge on the white fabric of his prince pants. “I- I’m really so- sorry, prince” you excuse yourself, but his frown intensifies and his inked hands -another sign of rebellious behaviour- tangle around your hair.

“Sorry? You should be assigned to a different area… a different type of job…” he says, shaking your head just a little to make your lips graze the zipper of his pants.

You tremble, is not that you didn’t wish to be closer to the prince someday, but this is pretty different from what your dreams have been regarding him. In fact, every person interested in men wants him, Law’s beauty and attractiveness is undeniable. He is, for sure, the most highly eligible gentleman throughout many kingdoms of the New World.

 Law licks his lips, and a dangerously attractive but deadly smirk garnishes his mouth. “I know a good job that you could do and I’m sure you would be good at it” he exclaims, lifting you up by pulling from your hair.

You let a little whine slip out of your mouth, thing that definitely excites the prince even more. “Oh, let me hear those whimpers a little longer…” he says, dragging you to the first bedroom he finds along the hall.

“Ah! Perfect!” he chimes, pushing you against the biggest bed you have ever seen in your whole life… the bed of King Donquixote. “I- my prince… we cannot be h- here” you dare to even suggest, sure a slap would come after your intrusion.

Law laughs, sarcastically, and begins unbuttoning his shirt. His chest shows just enough for you to discover the ink lines that garnish his flesh. “Would you like to be fucked by the prince, (Name)-ya?” he asks, waiting patiently for your answer before unbuttoning any other button of his shirt.

You blink several times, absolutely shocked. “I- yes?” you reply, almost without even thinking much about it, letting perhaps your body to speak rather than common sense.

“Heh, very well”

Your nails bury into the velvety cover of the King’s bed, your lips separate, and your warm breath goes through your teeth sounding like almost inaudible primal grunts. Law has almost ripped his shirt off, exposing to you the beautiful work of art his anatomy constitutes. He is worth it of golden statues; he is the definition of tanned skin with white spots perfection.

“Don’t worry about these, they aren’t contagious” he excuses himself when he notices your eyes traveling from one white spot to the other. But you never, ever, thought they were. You were only planning the path you would like to trace with kisses over them.

You smirk too, “I don’t care, even if they were, I’m here to serve you my prince…”

Such a lascivious statement coming from you makes Law grunt like a beast, and as one you will have to endure through him… all night long.

He pushes you back, making you lay flat over the bed. The mirror above you shows how aroused you look, and you simply feel like you are dreaming. Getting fucked by Law? Prince Law? Over Doflamingo’s bed? What’s next, him and his brother joining?

Your train of thoughts crashes against Law’s image of his body topping you. He still has his trousers on, but it’s not really a problem, you are sure he would be free from them sooner than later… that fabric must be feeling tight with his huge erection trying to come through it.

His tattooed and defined arms frame your face, he looks you with his head a little tilted to the side. His sexy, devilishly smirk makes your shiver. His silver eyes fixed on yours, the slightly smudged kohl liner he applies on his waterline to pop his crystalline eyes, the dark circles, the little white spots over his caramel skin… delicious treat of human nature.

“Spread for me, cutie” he orders, getting his hand to your inner thighs. You comply instantly, allowing you to come even closer to you by crawling in between your legs. “You know I’m gonna fuck you so hard, don’t you? Are you aware you will be used as a protest method, don’t you? I’m gonna fuck every person I found from now on if I’m gonna ruin my life getting married to a random person for the rest of my life. You are gonna be my first, and we will see if I want to keep you”

You could act offended, sure. You could say no, just for the sake of your pride. But, would you dared to lose the opportunity to be used by such man? His abuse of power has brought you here, but you are the one wanting to stay… “I don’t care for what purposes you will fuck me, my prince… I only care about being fucked by you, Sir”

“Ah… what a good one you are…” he whispers, crashing after his lips against yours. His tongue opens its way inside your mouth, violating your wet cave with intense motions. His hand reach for your sex, squeezing, feeling the wet patches your arousal has created on your clothes.  

You inhale his manly moan when you reach for his erection. He was certainly not expecting for you to make a move, but he is so certainly pleased. “Keep doing that and I’m gonna fuck you right away” he tells you, sticking his E tattooed finger in between the little space left of his lips and yours.

You dare to squeeze a little, the dampened fabric of his pants now is way more noticeable, and you are certainly playing with fire… but, if the punishment is him fucking you, you are willing to burn yourself.

“Of course, you want me to fuck you, that’s exactly what you want” he sniggers kneeling on the bed and letting you drag yourself up just to unbuckle his belt. Skilful fingers free his sex from the fabric’s prison, his hardness standing before you with reddish swelling and a dripping tip.

You lick your upper teeth, making Law amazed by how willingly you full your mouth of his dick. You move your head up and down, making his gland tickle your throat and your eyes cry. Law enjoys the reflection of your slutty behaviour on the mirror above you as he impatiently waits for you to go even harder with your oral skills.

“Too slow” he protests, this time taking control now of your head by pulling your hair. “Now gag” he commands, burying himself into your throat and squeezing your nose against his crotch. “That’s good, look at you almost turning blue from the lack of air” he laughs at your desperate gasps for air that you take once in a while, and every time you can- which is almost never.

You notice his lower belly muscles spasming, sure that he was going to fill your mouth with his cum, but he, of course, stops. He pulls your head back, his dick shiny by your saliva and the strings forming of it from your mouth. “Turn around, ass up” he commands.

You pant, and hastily breathing some good and necessary oxygen you turn around. Ass up, legs slightly spread, head over the soft sheets of King Donquixote that you are sure you have already shamelessly ruined.

Law rips your clothing; he is way stronger than you thought. You can see how he takes a moment to appreciate your dripping sex from behind and maybe thinking the best plan of action to fuck you.

He lays in bed, belly down while his hands spread your ass cheeks. Law uses his tongue to lick front back, delighted by your flavour. “Mh.. who would say servitude would taste so good?” he says, muzzled by your folds.

The prince’s expert tongue turn your legs weak, making it difficult to keep your position still… but for him, you are willing to make the effort.

His black painted nails -yet another show of disconformity with royalty- bury on your flesh, leaving the imprints of his tight, violent grip. You don’t try to hold back any moan, and brazenly you whine your upcoming orgasm away.

Trembling, and watching on the mirror the tattoo of his back move with his muscles as he relentlessly eats you out, you come. His lips, chin and nose becomes shiny from your climaxing fluids, and he loves it. He wipes it with his palm. Palm he after licks clean. “Delicious… you are fucking delicious” he says but doesn’t allow you to change your position. And even if your waist is in pain, that stops being a matter when the tip of his dick gets inside you.

He goes deep inside of you, feeling your still spasming walls hug to his sex. “Ah… you are so tight, you milk me so well” he chimes, with one of his hands passing and pressing under your belly and the other gripped from your hair.

Law thrusts in you, in an out. The sound of his lap hitting against the back of your thighs mixes with both of your moans in the sinful song of a good fuck. On and on he goes, making you overly stimulated and barely passing out from so much pleasure.

You feel your insides clench even harder to his sex, and your next orgasm hitting you like waves of pure ecstasy. Law keeps fucking you mercilessly, he wants you to experience orgasm after orgasm, almost like an overstimulating torture.

“LAW? WHAT THE HELL?”

Not even the sudden sound of the doors being slammed open, and the voice of the King can make Law stop. What’s more, that’s what he has been wanting to happen.

“I’m gonna fuck every person I see in this fucking castle, try to make me marry to that bitch” Law says, with a defiant smirk and unstoppable hips. “LAW, SON?” even the mute brother of the king is now talking. Perhaps the effect of watching his son fuck a person so violently cured his muteness.

You swallow, and your throat feels like you are drinking sand. You are sure you are getting executed for such act of disrespect even if Law never stops fucking you throughout such terrible situation.

Doflamingo takes his hands to his temples to calm himself down, even if the vein swelling on his forehead showed how stressed he is… “Kid, I’ve never told you to stop fucking other people. Just marry that bitch until I stole their kingdom… kids these days…” he says, walking away from his own bedroom. Though he stops before crossing the door…

“By the way, Rosinante… did you just speak?”

[vtimbertiger]

The Amazing Digital Circus <- go watch

Analysis/Theories from Your Favorite Smooth-Brain

Okay, first of all at 21:00 when it pans up to the corporate logo "C&A" -- surely it's "Caine & Able" right? The host is literally named Caine.

Biblically, Cain murders his brother Able (accidentally) and (I think) is sentenced by God to walk the Earth eternally but can never reap what he sows or something. What if Caine somehow, either real world or digital (don't know much on his background) killed Able.

Real World Theory: Able dies in a preventable accident and to escape his guilt (whether he's responsible or not) builds the Digital Circus, slowly losing himself and the memory of his brother/partner.

Digital World: Caine is solely a digital entity with no ties to the real world (wiki says AI) ... my brain died I forgot what this train of thought was

With the Bible in mind, my brain immediately went to hell, specifically the rings of hell: Pride, Wrath, Gluttony, Greed, Lust, Envy, & Sloth. What if each character (apart from Caine) represents a ring?

Kingser I have down loosely as Pride. Not exactly for any particular reason currently but pride tend to be found in "leaders".

Ragatha I see as Wrath. I believe she has the potential to anger really quickly. As she explains to Pomni what happens if you "think to much about it" she grows increasingly frustrated and angry at the world she has been placed in. She seems to try and keep her temper in check most of the time from what I've observed.

For Gluttony I believe Kaufmo, and perhaps the other Abstracts. This could also be interpreted as Greed however it is slightly different, transformed even. Dwelling, digesting, the idea of an exit, and escape, chewing on the thought for so long that it consumes them. It's possible that before "abstracting" Kaufmo did represent Greed, as they seem to be related to some degree.

Pomni immediately strikes me as Greed. Took every opportunity to save herself with one exception of trying to save Ragatha, which she then bailed seeing how it could affect her.

Jax as Lust, idk maybe I'm just type-casting Michael Kovach (Angel Dust - Hazbin Hotel). I almost had him as Gluttony for the amount of times he mentions food/being hungry but I mean look at this guy - slut /j

I have Gangle down loosely as Envy. They are two-faced, literally. Tbh that's my main reason, but there's something else I can't quite put my finger on about them.

Last ring, Zooble as Sloth. Never looks interested, never willingly participated in "daily adventures". Seemingly takes every opportunity to do nothing.

Anyways, these are my thoughts from my first watch through of TADC, I'm sure I'm not the first to think of this but I literally watched then started writing

[eldritch-spouse]

I love thinking about all the soft moments of cured Vinnel experiencing all the things he couldn’t before, touching kissing etc

so is it bad I still kinda like seeing him suffer with his illness akdkdjdjdj like the angst is too good and it fits so well for his character

I love him but I still kinda wanna see him suffer? idk lol

There will be a lot of soft and goofy moments, no doubt, that's half the fun.

And don't worry, this only happens far off into the future, at the point where Krulu and Miara have already established a mutuality. When Krulu has kids, and plans in motion for both Eden and Hell. It's part of an episode where he decides to reward the staff team by granting them one of their deepest desires. Vinnel's deepest desire is to have a functioning body. Fank-e relates to him in the sense that he also wishes for a different form. Grimbly would want the ability to change between forms at will, Santi wants the ability to stand children, so he can then hopefully have his own and get married because he's a hopeless romantic of an incubus beneath all that lustful charm- Etcetera.

Vinnel's wish is probably the most significant one, that's why I spilled my beans and brought it up so early.

[pricklypear1997]

Drunk FMAB ramblings

Edward: omg he’s short and full of anger and depression. So relatable. Favorite color is red, same. “You mean this shrimp fried some rice?!?!?” Adorable. Will literally fight god if he has too lmao. Isn’t atheist as most would believe…. Doesn’t give up. Loves his little bro.

Al: loves cats uwu same, my brother, but my bff is definitely him and she’s like a sister to me lol, plus taller than me :((((. Al is a cinnamon roll. So adorably sweet. Who could hate him??? Seriously??? Will brighten anyone’s day! Such a book nerd 📚. Idk. I think he really likes reading. :) ngl my little bro is like him too. Tall as hell wtf… I feel so protective of my little bro but honestly he doesn’t need me 😹😹😹

Winry, the perfect girl, she’s wonderful and great at making things. So patient with Ed :3 I love her piercings. She’s probably really good at math xD so smart and self reliant too! Loves Edward so much. So sweet :))))

Riza; so strong and cool. Damn sharpshooter. Wish I could be as good with a gun as her. I’ve never held a gun before lmaooo. She’s so cool. She’s definitely a bit sad tho. I get that.

Roy; omg he’s funny but dumb 😂 idk why he’s dumb but he is. ._. He’s so different from me but I completely understand his end goal. That patriotism and love for his country 🤩, I 100% get that and I feel like I kinda have the same end goal as he does, even tho… personality wise, I don’t relate to him at all. He’s such a fucking manwhore lmao.

Ling Yao; funny funny guy, so similar to the mustang tbh (I wonder if Roy is part Xingese too), so funny and chipper. Loves food. Loves his country too, again so fucking based. Imagine being emperor of your country, hell yeah! I love his smile lmao 🤣

Mei Chang; really cute, her braids remind me of central Asian hairstyles :) Central Asia is so cool man… I’m 1/4th central Asian (and North Indian) ok?!? I like her little panda/cat too. She’s so sweet :3 a little red bean dumpling 🥟.

Lan Fan, mysterious cool girl. She literally cut off her arm to throw Wrath off DAMN girl. Her loyalty to Ling is WOW. I’d like to learn more about her. We didn’t get enough of Lan Fan.

Olivier Mira Armstrong; oh my god she’s so cool (and hot!). Sword fighting badass chick. Fur coats and all… damn. So cool and scary. She’s so honest, I love that about her. Very Balkan of her to NOT beat around the bush!!!

Alex Louis Armstrong; mustached muscly freak who’s actually really nice, but kinda scary. I actually appreciate him much more now than I used too. A heroic good guy 👍🏻. A gentle Giant. Probably really good at cooking too?

Izumi Curtis; I love her. Strong independent woman who’s also a house wife and loves her husband. Is a house wife who subverts every sexist stereotype of house wives. So damn cool. She lost a child through miscarriage. :( loves kids but is a “tough love” kinda gal. Doesn’t mess around. She’s really great. I love her relationship with Sig.

Sig Curtis; a gentle giant. Loving and understanding husband. Loves Izumi so much 😭 so patient with his crazy wife! That’s dedication right there! Probably really good at cooking 😀

Ok now the humonculi;

Wrath; a cautionary tale. I actually really like King Bradley. I get him. Really angry lol. Bad ass. So good at sword fighting 🤩🤩🤩. Actually loves his wife… his story is actually sad. Who were his parents??? Orphan…

Envy: ; wtf a palm tree??? I hate this character but idk why. He/she/they irritates me. I like the cute tiny lizard form though. I really adore lizards :3. Kinda angry and angsty. I don’t get this character lol.

Lust; sexy lady roflmao. She’s really pretty, it’s true. Her nails on fleek 10/10. She’s an interesting character and I would’ve loved to see more of her. She died too soon.

Sloth; “what a pain ______ is”. I feel ya bro. He’s scary and muscly, but sleepy af. He does not give a single fuck 😹😹😹

Pride; snot nosed brat! I can’t stand this kid. 🤠 I think pride is my third biggest sin after Wrath and Sloth tho… but this kid was so annoying loooool. Spoiled little rich bitch 🤣

Gluttony; fatass. He’s kinda gross. Resembles a big fat drooling hungry baby lmaoooo.

Greed; we ALL have greed to some extent. He’s such a player. Goofy ass. Funny. Gets all the ladddiiiieeeessss. He wants to rule the world? Or he really just wants good friends who appreciate him???? A chill guy. Slightly annoying but tolerable xD

Father; what the fuck is that thing??? Dwarf in the flask LMAO. Shadowy figure. A weirdo.

Ok back to humans;

Maes Hughes; the best dad ever! Spoils his daughter rotten! A great guy. Everyone is sad he died. I can see why Mustang really appreciated Hughes. He was such a great and kind hearted friend 😄. Made everyone feel better.

Miles; ok actually really cool. I get that 1/4th “other” feeling. Idk why but he’s really interesting. Looks cool :) he’s gonna help save Amestris AND the Ishvalans.

Scar; I I understand his anger. He’s very human and I appreciate that Hiromu Arakawa highlights his humanity despite his wrathfulness. He made a lot of horrible mistakes but we all know he’s on a path of redemption. He really likes cute things :3

Buccaneer; loyal as hell tough guy 🤣 acts so mean on the surface; but is actually nice and just wants SOMEONE to notice how much he cares lmao.

Kimblee; what the fuck? Kinda reminds me of the Boltons from ASOIAF. Long black straight hair pale faced and creepy as hell. Complete psycho and bloodthirsty as hell lmaoooo.

[imamonsterfxcker-sorry]

*MY Opinions on dating the Obey Me! brother's*

Couldn't find someone to write it for me so I'm doing it my self(I've never written before, especially on Tumblr, but this idea is driving me insane so I'm putting it in words for my own sake)

Like i said this is mostly for my sake but if anyone can relate or has they're own thoughts on it pls tell me, would love to talk about this more. 😊

This is my opinion/reasons why i personally would never by romantically involved with any of the brothers

English is not my first language so excuse any/all Grammer mistakes cuz I'm also on mobile while writing this lmao

Warning: Slight NSFW (mostly talk), cursing, talk about hitting/hurting someone

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I still would be friends with them, i wouldn't treat them differently but when it comes to being romantically involved with them I would a hundred percent say no, regardless if I like them or have been with having sex with them for a while and feelings arose (so fwb or whatever).

So this is kinda my take on how would I be/explanation if the brothers sin got to much for me or if they were to ask me out and i said no and they were to ask me for the reason.

Lucifer - I (personally) would not date this man bc he's the embodiment of Pride itself and he refuses to be wrong(even if he is) and I'm way to stubborn so we'll clash a lot. Also something I've seen is Lucifer getting mad at mc for failing grades or whatever and MC apologizing like??? I'm sorry but who do you think you are?! Like I struggle with my memory and that frustrates me a lot so if i fail and this man starts to shit on me for it acting like he's a saint I'm gonna drag him out of anger. I'm talking about I'm gonna bring up every single thing he's done wrong, especially how he's the reason all he's brothers fell bc they followed him after he fell(this is mostly based on a other headcanon/theory i found a while back that really intrigued me). Like he'll have to kill me to shut me up bc I hate people criticizing others as if they're perfect or ignore their efforts to do good(like how they all bully mammon despite how they all use there sin as an excuse just like he does)

Mammon - so i wouldn't date him cuz he'll steal from me and if he does I'll brake his ankles without hesitation. Also while i do feel bad for this man being bullied despite greed being his literal sin if he were to steal from me(i collect a lot of stuff like Levi lol) i would make this man wish he died in the war or I would either make him get my item back, buy me a new one or pay back i spent. And honestly? If that were to happen, him stealing, i wouldn't really trust him anymore or at least have the same level of respect for him bc how can you be a thousand year old demon and not have a sure way to have money? Like? My man you're freaking greed! There are humans rn that are a thousand times more greedy than you'll ever be like wtf? How can you be outstaged like that? And he doesn't even really buy stuff(besides cars) he just spends it the minute he gets it but again how can you not know how to make money already?

Levi - sooo oof this is like so hard bc while Levi has almost the exact same taste in everything as me i wouldn't date him bc of his insecurities and hear me out. I know that makes me sound bad but i also have similar insecurities if not the same but i don't use them the same way i feel Levi does? Like i genuinely feel he uses them as a guilt trip bc he wants you and only you and doesn't want to share? Idk if that makes sense but i personally cannot be with someone that needs constant reassurance everytime you even breath near another person and i have my own issues to deal with so i can't be with him

Asmodeus - so here's the reason i won't date him and i stand by it a 100%. This man will cheat on you literally all the time and also he will make you insecure. I'm sorry but i refuse to believe that a single human can keep the avatar of Lust satisfied like that makes no sense to me? The minute y'all finish fucking he's gonna go out and get with some succubus bc he's still horny and ik for a fact he'll say it means nothing bc he loves you and you should understand bc of his sin. Now onto the insecurities, humans have a lot things that causes wrinkles or blemishes hell even ageing a year can change you a lot so i feel like Asmo would point that out A LOT as small comments like "mc try this new cream for your face" or whatever like at first it might seem sweet but it will bring you down.

Satan - okay so I'm actually very 50/50 with this man bc i feel like he'll be a good partner and he's the only one that actually tries to be in control of his sin but that's not always the case. Here's the reason i won't date him, i feel like it'll be a lot of like walking on eggshells with him bc from what I seen it's the small things that make him angry and i wouldn't want to be with a partner that might possibly hurt me for something i couldn't control you know?

Beel - again another character I'm very 50/50 with bc i genuinely see no issue with Beel or his sin. He does seem like a good partner that cares for them and his loved ones. The only issue i see is slightly similar reasons to Satans, that i might be in danger so it's like a gamble with them. Bc Beel goes full demon mode if he's to hungry or you eat his food(even though he's always eating your food), so that's dangerous bc he can hurt you/eat you.

Belphie - so I wouldn't date him for two reasons. One i truly believe this man is a narcissist or just plain psychotic. He'll gladly hurt you bc he knows with a few words you'll forgive him and come back. Two Just his sin. If you want to date this man DO NOT except to go out or celebrate ANYTHING bc he won't care/try to do anything. He'll sleep through it and not feel bad bc i feel like he'll say that you should know who he is by now and not be mad so yeah. Also he killed us so fuck him for that.

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So yeah that's that. Lol i only wrote this bc i saw some writing about the brothers sin and how MC would react but they seemed so sad?(on MC's part, like how MC handled it) Idk if that's the correct word it just seemed to basic? I'm aware that everyone's writing is different and how they interpret the brothers/MC so this is my take on the whole thing and how i would be.