i rlly rlly rlly love benson obsessing over randy. at first hes just another kid that works there. but over time he notices him, how pathetic he is, how weak he is. how he looks right into your eyes when he talks to you, pupils dilated with fear like a scared animal. his fidgeting, his shallow breathing. benson watches him like a hawk. he convinces himself hes just intrigued by him. he starts to think about him outside of work. wonders what hes doing. what music he likes. what does his skin feel like? he almost smacks himself. "you fucking disgust me" he'd mutter to himself in the mirror. he washes his hands, scrubs them till theyre sore. it gets worse. he feels randy under his skin. he hears his voice in his head. he cant even look at the color blue without wanting to punch something. he fucking hates him.
he wants to split him open. he wants to kiss him. he wants to tell him to man the fuck up. he wants to hold him. he wants to fix him. he wants to see him cry. he wants to ruin him. he wants to save him.
hajime hinata is the funniest character ever because he has absolutely 0 swag and even less sex appeal yet literally 90% of his classmates desire him carnally. he does NOT deserve that many bitches what the fuck do they all see in him
Also I feel like we don't talk about the gun scene enough. House gets outsmarted and uses tricks to convince Wilson the gun isn't real as a last resort but he still uses sleight of hand to not load the bullet because he isn't 100% sure that Wilson wouldn't shoot him. Gay sex isn't this gay