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bbbbbbbbatman · 4 months

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Bruce keeping a tighter and tighter lid on his identity around the Justice League because with each new person to reveal their identity he realizes that he has fucked far too high a percentage of his co workers as Bruce Wayne and he has to take this secret to his grave

#the first time it happens he's just like oh whoops that'll be awkward #the second time: well that's not ideal #the third time: fucking hell why did i make a persona that cant keep it in his pants #Clark angsting about why his best friend doesn't trust him enough to tell him his secret identity:#:( why doesn't he trust me after all we've been through together #bruce: i have fucked too many people here including you and you can never know #batman #bruce wayne #dc comics #dc #mine

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sunshineandlyrics · 1 year

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New fear unlocked for Masterchef contestants:

When the Chocolate Guy (Amaury Guichon) sets the challenge!

#Amaury Guichon #I would freak out too just to see him in the kitchen #chocolate guy #im happy to just watch him create his desserts #masterchef australia #cake #mine

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blackbatest · 2 months

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my most controversial batman opinion to date

#if it wasnt clear its not a gender thing. its just a dumb name. not the dumbest name cass has had tho that goes to orphan #imo nobody should be batman after bruce because the point is that the bat team he establishes is stronger than he could ever be alone #to him batman is also a hero who suffered alone a lot and he doesnt want anyone else to have to be that kind of hero #bruce's legacy isnt batman its his family and gotham itself #but thats too deep for a shitpost #batman #cassandra cain #batfam #dick grayson #damian wayne #dc #dc comics #mine

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ohtendril · 3 months

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colin "my wife" bridgerton almost went off

#HE WAS ABOUT TO POUNCE #a wife man through and through #bridgerton #bridgertonedit #polin #polinedit #dailybridgerton #bridgertonblr #tvedit #televisiongifs #*mine #it takes colin a split second's pause to get him to defend his wife and i love that about him

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lavendervirgos · 4 months

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Girls who suck your fingers after you've fingered them deserve the world. It's me. I'm girls.

#text #mine #hi it's me #i said what i said #relationship goals #nsft concept #bd/sm community

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smalldicksantiago · 3 months

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armand: i could not prevent it

ⓘ Fact check: Armand could have prevented it.

#i still stand with my cancelled wife #BUT I WILL CALL HIM OUT ON HIS BULLSHIT #interview with the vampire #iwtv #amc iwtv #*mine

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novakiart · 7 months

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spideypool but it's a comedy of errors

#peter parker #wade wilson #spider-man #deadpool #spideypool #peter is going to have a long hard look at himself in the mirror about his spidey sense not triggering #(you know what else is long and hard—)#wade: see that metro bus over there?#peter: yeah....#wade: i save. you film #peter: save it from wh—#wade pulling explosives out of his pockets: grab your camera babe we're on a time crunch here #who will write this for me #mine

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obsob · 2 months

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POV keppy kills u

PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE:

#mine #cats #we call this his goopy mood. entering goopy town etc #keppy

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overh0l · 1 month

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stuck in the province so i doodled some remy

#mine #SLOWLY getting used to it #i struggled with his hair but i dont mind settling with this remy design... maybe..#xmen #x-men 97 #gambit #remy lebeau

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tomcriuse · 2 months

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Criminal Minds 3.07 'Identity'

#his face LMFAO #criminal minds #spencer reid #cmedit #tvedit #criminalmindsedit #mggedit #matthew gray gubler #*mine

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soldierboys · 3 months

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THE BOYS 4.02 Life Among the Septics

#i love mm. thats his girl!#theboysedit #tvedit #userstream #dailyflicks #cinemapix #chewieblog #the boys #mother's milk #kimiko miyashiro #firecracker #the boys spoilers #mine

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 10 months

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i will never understand why more people in their 80s don't commit felonies. you reach that age and surely there's something illegal you always wanted to do but didn't bc Consequences

dammit, GO FORTH GRANNIES!!! rob an armored car! hold up that bank! tunnel your way into fort knox! what are they gonna do, sentence you to 20 years? good fuckin luck with that

#mine would be a coordinated museum heist utilizing the lifetimes of experience and diverse expertise of my fellow nursing home residents #also there's Karl the orderly. his skill is he drives the shuttle van #technically he shouldn't be enabling us but he thinks it's a good enrichment activity #heck debra hasn't been this excited since her son flew in from australia.#plus Karl figures formulating an elaborate heist is better brain exercise than the puzzle books they keep in the resident lounge #all the sudokus are half finished anyway #update: upon consideration my second choice is just. MASSIVE credit card fraud.

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bishy437 · 8 months

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he won

bonus:

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kuromi-hoemie · 9 months

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I went to the dispensary looking really hot earlier

#his name wasn't Craig i don't even remember his name #fave #← the tags on this are cute hehe #mine

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bbbbbbbbatman · 10 months

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Bruce gets accosted by reporters and one of them asks "Is it true that you're in competition with Superman to win Batman's affections?" and he is so taken aback bc what the fuck are they even talking about? There are a million questions going through his head such as, since when was superman into batman? since when was this public knowledge? wtf did bruce say to imply that he was into batman as well? And he doesn't have an answer to any of these questions so he just smiles and says, "No, I'm not. The word competition implies that Superman has a chance, which he does not."

why did he say that? Bruce doesn't know, it just felt like that's how Bruce Wayne would've responded bc what's more Brucie than fighting with Superman for Batman's heart? anyway, upon reflection, this was maybe not the best response in terms of long term consequences, but he's committed to the bit now.

a week after all this goes down, news reporter Clark Kent is caught saying that Batman deserves better than Bruce Wayne, so is a third suitor putting his hat in the ring to win over batman?

#superman was already iffy on bruce wayne #now he has a true hatred for the man for #1) declaring his intentions toward someone he has feelings for #2) not only implying that he is better boyfriend material than /Superman/#but that he’s so much better that superman isn’t even competition #/bruce wayne/#notable playboy and idiot #a better choice as a boyfriend #the absolute arrogance #batman #bruce wayne #superman #clark kent #superbat #dc #dc comics #mine

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eohachu · 3 months

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WATCHED IN 2024:

Interview With the Vampire (2022-), season 2, episode 5

ASSAD ZAMAN as ARMAND

"you're going to teach me how to be fascinating."

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