#i bet he does that on his workout routine

[moonchild-in-blue]

I won't say the first thing that came to mind when I saw ropes 💀

Tiny Vessel, we can absolutely jump rope of you want 🥺 Actually, I will get Froggy and you two can play while I spin it. He's a little leaper and is dying to play with you, my sweet sweet boy 🥺🐸

[mysteriesmuse]

Every single concept with ProHero Dynamite having socials and showcasing his s/o to the world only to receive a crazy online following response and get amazing PR points. IS. SO. GOOD. 👏

———— BUBBLEGUM POP————

Personally I like to imagine that Bakugou likes to do the occasional gym workout video. his socials include quite a lot of shirtless pics of him at the gym with kirishima anyway so he’s not opposed to having a gym livestream (he’s got a pretty solid following from his cooking videos!) And so Bakugou usually just sets up his phone or laptop on some shelf in the corner of the gym. The whole stream is just him going about his workout. In his tanned chiseled, glistening, and shirtless glory. The signature Dynamite scowl center frame! The videos are usually punctuated by him being greeted by various ProHeros floating around the gym. However, once again Red Riot is a frequent guest as he’s more often than not Bakugous spotter and gym buddy. - but there’s sometimes where you like to go to the gym with him. and despite the eccentric looking plethora of proheros his online followers seem to notice you whenever you do show up in the background. and it’s just little you tagging along, doing your own thing. usually you’re dressed up like you’re secretly supposed to be the star of this show. some cute little matching sports bra and bike shorts number, and a sporty updo, but you’re never actively interested in being on the stream. you’re understandably a little body self-consciousness in front of the camera, it’s completely normal, even tho ‘tsuki thinks you’ve got nothing to be ashamed of. - you are damn gorgeous. yes, it’s a fact. and you actively try and take care of yourself

regardless Bakugou loves when you tag along. always moving things around in his duffel bag to accommodate your water bottle, wireless earbuds, and a spare towel. he knows you’ve gotta have these things. and he always has a spare hair tie on his wrist even tho his bag already has a healthy sprinkling of scrunches stuffed in the side pocket. ————

Katsuki’s checking his social media one week raising a brow as he sees your name popping up in all the comments from his last gym video

“the fuck’ what’s so crazy ‘bout what she’s doing in the background at 23:45??”

Bakugou curiously hovers his mouse over and finds that exact timestamp to see what these extras are all chatting about ??

and it’s just him doing some regular deadlift routine and he can’t figure out the hype until he starts to notice some movement behind him

“Huh?” and if he zooms in there’s a lil’ mini you on the screen absolutely lip-singing and strutting/ arm-dancing your little heart out over on the treadmill

and suddenly all those comments . . .

‘Y/N’s on fire 🔥’

‘PARTAYYY IN DA BACK’

‘Turn around.’ ‘ TURN AROUND DYNAMITE UR GIRLS GETTING IT BACK THERE’

‘does she have her earbuds in? WHAT is she listening to?? 🥹😂’

‘quick! someone tell @proherodynamite!’ . . . on his feed make perfect sense. and Katsuki just keeps replaying the little clip of you being in you own world. until he puts up one comment that blows up in response.

‘yes. she’s got her earbuds in you fuckin’ extras.’ —————

but you bet the next time you’re tagging along to the gym. the people are on a mission. On. A. Mission. and your bf Bakugou Katsuki, for that matter. so the next time you’re going he makes sure you have your “fuckin’ earbuds fully charged and all that shit’ “

and you just breeze past him in your neon pink outfit that reminds him too much of Pinky and press a chaste kiss to his cheek with a small “thanks” as his palm rests against the small of your back to steady yourself on your tiptoes in those chunky cushiony running shoes of yours

And he wanders off to set himself and the livestream fans up in a corner of the gym that’s got a good angle of you over at the treadmill area

And he can’t lie . . . he’s kinda invested. Bakugou is doing some mindless arm work so he can focus on the music playing in his earbuds from the Bluetooth pairing mode he has turned on so him and the fans are all watching as he grunts and walks over to grab another weight

“so far nothing yet” he mutters towards the laptop. It’s just your usual playlist that he recognizes filtering through his ear. All bubbly and pop. Just like you, he grins. catching a look over at your form walking it out; with that perfect posture you pride yourself on. your hair all done up in a bubble braid ponytail. - and yes he knows what that is he had to wait for you to do it before driving your ass over here. when suddenly your stride starts to change and Bakugous perceptive red eyes notice the way your face lights up and all of a sudden you’re glowing

like a queen caught up in your own world as the next song comes on

and it’s . . . BTS’s Dynamite . . ?!

that’s the one that’s got you strutting and dancing and lip singing all the way across the room?

And Katsukis back is to the livestream, facing you, as he rolls his eyes and shakes his head.

“Of course,” you went ga-ga dancing to the one KPop song with HIS hero name as the title. Katsuki then, expertly schools his face back into the scowl as he turns to type in the chat to the livestream:

‘Attention Extras’: the song Y/N is listening to is Dynamite. 💥’

[pepsiconcoction]

Hi I’m new to your page and I think you write so wonderfully <3 I really hope your blog blows up!

I was wondering if you can write something fluffy and suggestive for Han <3 I love it when he leans in for a kiss but never actually does it, but what if you pulled him in for a kiss unexpectedly? The rest of skz know that you both like each other but they try to get you both alone 🥰

alright I see you anon.... so i threw this together in a couple hours, i hope it's everything you've ever dreamed of.

pairing: skz Han Jisung x gn!Reader

tags: reader undresses him kinda? light swearing, jisung is an IDIOT, fluff, suggestive? but no explicit smut, kithy kithy

wc: 1,541

Han Jisung is an oblivious man. Disgustingly, worryingly, hilariously oblivious. It’s honestly quite frustrating at this point, you have no idea how you’ve lasted this long without just straight-up murdering him. 

The problem is: you like him. Like, really like him. And he really likes you. His crush on you could be recognised by a stranger, just by the way he looks at you. Ask anyone and their mom, Han Jisung is head over heels (or maybe converse) for you. In the beginning when the realisation first dawned, you kind of got mad at the fact he’s never made a move on you, but your second realisation came with time: Han Jisung is kind of dumb.

Felix, his best friend, and the kindest person you’ve ever met, helped you devise a plan. You were going to bag Han Jisung. And if it didn’t work, then you were sure he should be put in the Guinness World Records for… something.

Tonight was the night. The guys were roughly 5 minutes from finishing performing their latest concert in Seoul, and here you are in their dressing room. It’s decently large and you relish in the crisp atmosphere created by the large air-con unit on the ceiling, no doubt that the nice, clean smell will only last a few more minutes until the boys barrel in, hot and sweaty. 

You hear them before you see them, particularly Changbin who is shouting, seemingly in a battle with Lee Know as to who will finally lose their voice first. Your bet is on Changbin. Felix enters after them, patting Changbin on the back and he catches your eye, a small smile tugging at his lips. The plan isn’t necessarily complicated, but the both of you think it may be tricky to pull off due to the nature of the people it concerns. Have you ever tried to wrangle 6 young adult men? Didn’t think so.

“How were we, Y/n?” Seungmin asks as he walks past you, undoing his microphone belt. A few of the boys look over expectingly.

“You were all wonderful, but I don’t need to tell you guys that.” You roll your eyes playfully, trying to hide the small fizzle of nerves as you realise what’s about to go down. 

“How was I?” Jisung makes his way over to you, standing right by your spot on the couch. He grins down at you cockily, the stage energy still flowing through him.

“You, Han Jisung, were phenomenal,” you laughed as he celebrated. As you watched him peacock his chest out a little, you neglected to see the knowing glances and smiles coming from the other boys. You also don’t notice Felix nonchalantly going around some of the members, whispering something to them.

Your presence in the green room is nothing uncommon, the boys comfortably changing in front of you, so you hardly respond as the boys begin their routine of changing, removing makeup, and packing up whatever shit they brought with them. Jisung is still jumping around the room, going up to Minho and teasing him about him slipping on stage. You think you see Minho attempt to slap his ass in retaliation, but Jisung narrowly escapes with a squeal.

Before you realise it, Hyunjin, Jeongin, and Seungmin are all leaving, conveniently saying something about removing their makeup at home. Chan and Changbin have surprisingly changed into gym clothes and you think for a second that they might be crazy for doing a workout directly after a show, but it quickly dawns on you that they are in fact, crazy, so you’re not actually all that surprised. You watch as they slowly make their way to the exit, the volume in the room slowly decreasing. Thankfully Jisung doesn’t seem to notice the abruptness of it all.

One of the stylists is still going about, tidying up some last few things, and asks Jisung if he could lend a hand lifting something out to the car. Fuck, your plan might just be a bust. Just as Jisung is about to agree, Felix cuts in.

“Actually, I’m just about to head out there,” he says, throwing the last things in his bag quicker than he was before. “I can help you.”

You notice Jisung look between the two and you think for a second that he may finally be clocking something. You watch as Lee Know slips out of the room, headphones on. 

“I might need help with my clothes, this zip on my back will be impossible for me,” Jisung says to the stylist, she’s about to respond, but you cut her off.

“I can help,” you try not to sound too enthusiastic. “We can meet you guys outside.” You walk over to them, with your most convincing smile. Felix practically answers for the poor stylist and he drags her away.

Suddenly, the two of you are alone. The air feels crisp again, but no less intense. Your standing close enough to Jisung that it could be entirely platonic, but you get to see the little details on his face: his eyelashes, the sweat still clinging to his hair around the edges. You kind of expect him to say something but he doesn’t, he just continues to remove the jewellery and other random accessories from his outfit.

You go up to the mirror next to him and start fussing with your outfit, running your fingers through your hair.

“You look nice tonight,” Jisung says from beside you and your eyes meet in the mirror as soon as he says it. A small blush creeps onto your cheeks. Damn it, how can Jisung compliment so easily?

“Do I usually not?” you deflect, laughing.

“You do, it’s just that you look more dressed up than usual. Usually, when you hang with us backstage, you’re comfier.” He says, easily. 

“Oh,” you think for a second that he’s finally caught on. “I guess I just wanted to look nice.” 

“Well, you do.” He ducks away quickly by bending down and beginning to remove his boots. You fall into a small silence as you lean back against the counter, watching him with something like admiration warming up your chest.

“Can you help with the zip?” He asks.

“Come here.” You nod, outstretching your hand, and he steps into your space, close enough that you almost instinctively part your legs. You take this opportunity to appreciate his back, his time in the gym not going unappreciated by you. As you lower the zip, it’s probably not a coincidence that you let out a small sigh as your fingertips lightly graze the smooth skin on his back. You think you see him tense.

Once the zip is undone, he spins around, suddenly you have a very shirtless Han Jisung in your close proximity. You try to avert your eyes.

“Hey, eyes are up here.” He smirks, chuckling lowly when you laugh. Leaning into each other as you laugh, you meet his eyes, something flickers in them. His eyes flick downwards, and immediately back up. This is it, you think, just a subtle move, a head tilted perfectly and you could finally break the barrier of whatever tension is between the two of you.

You hold his gaze for 1 second… 2 seconds… And it’s gone. His shoulders huff in a laugh, as he looks down in between you. Something like frustration flows through you.

“Han Jisung.” This gets his attention as his eyes snap back to yours, a little wider than they just were. You bring your hands up, grazing them up his arms a little, and you feel him tense a little, but he doesn’t look away. Your hands settle lightly on his neck.

“Are you going to kiss me or not?” You ask. He looks dumbfounded. You laugh. You watch the cogs turn in his mind, the sparkle in his eyes brightening slightly. He opens his mouth to say something. You don’t let him.

With your hold on his neck, you pull him towards you, and he goes easily. Soft lips crash into yours and your eyes flutter shut. You feel his hands finally respond as he places them lightly on your sides. It’s weirdly everything you’ve ever imagined, it’s soft and gentle and sweet, everything Jisung usually is to you. He pulls back from you, mouth parted in a grin.

“You have no idea how much I’ve wanted to do that.”

“Then why did you stop?” You say, chuckling.

“God, you’re so right.” He says and dives right back in, a little harsher this time, his grip on you moving downwards to your waist, gripping a little tighter. You gasp slightly at the movement, and he seizes the opportunity to deepen the kiss. Your hands move up into his hair, ruining it just a little in the process. It all becomes too much as you drag your hand down his front, feeling the warm, still slightly sweaty, skin of his chest. You pull back, your heart skipping a little as he attempts to follow. With a firm hand on his chest, you push him back a little, relishing in the look of his kiss-bruised lips and the blush creeping up his neck.

“We should get out of here.”

“God, you’re so right.” He grins.

taglist (lmk if u want to be added!) - @lethallyprotected

[youngeritoshi]

HELP I'M NEW TO TUMBLR I DON'T HAVE A CLUE HOW TO DO THE PART 2 PART 1 LINK OR SOME SHIT BUT OKAY HERE'S PART 2

After that day that your view of him completely changed, the days you thought that he was being too rude pushing you out of his room was probably just because he was looking at you too much and was embarrassed that you might see his boner in which you did

Nowadays, you would "innocently" tease him. Rin doesn't have a clue on what you're up to but he loved your attention. He loved how your boobs peeked whenever you talk to him but always hated the fact that the rest of the team kept staring at you. You're all his. He has to claim you.

"hey Oliver! How's practice"

Why were you talking to him, you can ask that question to Rin but the itoshi kept wondering why you were ignoring him the whole day. 'Fuck you yn' he thought. god it was driving him insane. You even let Oliver slap your butt cheeks 'jokingly' so you can tease him, Oliver was in this, he saw the way Rin looked at you, the way he took those long bathroom breaks after talking to you even just a greeting. On the other hand, Rin wanted to pull you away from him and smack you to the wall and fuck you right there and then but there's no way he could give Oliver the satisfaction of his defeat so instead Rin stayed calm, walks towards the both of you, "yn, can I talk to you?" he pulled you away from Oliver.

"yeah I won the bet"

"no fucking way Oliver, I never thought Rin was like that" Isagi and Bachira suddenly showing up. "yo Yoichi remember when you were doing the laundry and found stains on Rin's shorts? Could it be?"

"Fuck you Nagi"

Rin's grip was starting to hurt, you looked at him, oh he was furious alright. "Rin where are you taking me I was still talking to Aiku" you acted dumb. You needed him so bad. Where the fuck is he taking you? Why isn't he fucking you against the wall right now. "why were you ignoring me the whole day"

"do I need to talk to you everytime?"

"Fuck yn why can't you just choose me"

You can feel his breath right in front of your face, you guys were that close. In a matter of seconds your and his lips touched starting rough very rough, he needs you and you need him, so bad. His little cock hurts because it needed to be inside of you. You threw you arms around his neck, he carried you to an empty room before stripping you naked, he was doing it in one arm, then the other arm holding you. This was way too hot, you thought. "you're so strong Rin", "stop talking you slut" he began to unzip his zipper, not breaking the kiss. His cock was rocking hard, oh it waited for this moment. Not wasting a single second he slid right in you. "fuck yeah" he moaned like a virgin first time fucking a good wet matured pussy, warming up a bit. The thought of being inside of you everyday. He wished for that moment and wish granted. He pounded on you, you were holding your moans, you're a little embarrassed now you've got caught up in this situation. "what's the matter doll? C'mon let me hear you" he pounded a Lil faster and harder this time. You couldn't hold it. You moaned loudly into his ears. he fucking loved that. It turned him on. You were cumming on his dick but he couldn't just stop, no, he wished this for a long time, he couldn't just stop now. "I'm gonna make you pregnant you fucking slut, you whore, fuck your pussy feels so good"

"do you like that huh? Do you love it when I'm in your tight pussy?"

"R-rin~ a-ah~" your legs were weakening, you're so tired but he kept on going. Your insides were overflowing like you were a fucking cum dump. His cum dump. It was a hot mess. The itoshi was sweating, it was like a whole workout. He couldn't stop. Your lewd face and lil reactions to when he pounds at you was too cute, it turned him on. "Rin, please.. A-ah~ awh~" music to his ears. Keep saying his name. Scream it. Hold onto him tightly. Scratch his back even more. Pull his hair. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck "yn I'm going to cum" he can't pull out. Your pussy feels too good, please don't make him pull out. "R-ri ah~ don't P-pull out" thank you. Thank you. Thank you. "Fuck ah yn ah I'm going to cum" he pounds faster and rougher before reaching climax. You two were out of breath, sweating, he pounded a lil more before finally pulling out. your clit was full of cream, he offered to clean it up for you.

With his tongue, but please do suck him to sleep after that. :p

Okay horny hoes this basically sucked so am never gonna post again but ye hoped y'all like my delulu thoughts before I go to sleep LMFAOO

[imawkwardlysoc]

it's not all about you

Song- It's Not About You by Lawrence

Pairing- Nick Bradshaw x gn!reader

Warning(s)- It's all platonic and Goose lives.

Summary- Goose saves the reader from a horrible date.

Wordcount- 797

“Yeah, it’s crazy that I managed to do that,” my date’s voice became muffled as I lost interest in his workout routine.

“Wow, that’s so crazy. How is that possible? My voice showed no interest in him and in the conversation.

“I know right,” he chuckled.

I played around with the paper wrapper that the plastic straw came in. Looking around the restaurant, I saw people enjoying their dates as I wasn’t enjoying mine. All he did was talk about himself and what he did for a living. Everytime I try to talk about myself, he just interrupts me and continues to talk about himself. I’ve already listened to his workout routine, the d-list celebrities that he’s met, the bars he’s been to, and other things that I don’t care about.

Please, let this night end.

I saw him open his mouth again but I heard a familiar voice coming up to our table.

“C/S,” I looked over to see Nick in a dress shirt and slacks walking up to our table in a frantic mood. “There you are.”

“Goose, what’s up?” I asked him with a concerned look.

“We need to go back to base,” he told me.

“Wait, why?” I started to grab my stuff.

“Last minute mission details you need to look at,” he explained. “You need to look at them now so we don’t screw this up.”

“Yeah, I understand,” I got up from my seat.

Putting on my jacket, Goose and I headed out of the restaurant. We walked down the sidewalk to see Ice and Mav all dressed up leaning against Goose’s Bronco.

“You two also need to go to base?” I asked them.

“Nope, the four of us don’t need to,” Mav said with a smirk.

“What’s with the smirk?” I looked at the pilot.

“We just watched the most horrible date ever and we saved you from it,” Ice explained as he wrapped his arm around my shoulders.

“Thank you,” I thanked all of them. “So, what’s on the agenda?”

“Well, the night is still young. Wanna go bowling or something?” Mav suggested.

“I’m fine with bowling,” I agreed and looked at Ice and Goose for their input.

“Sure,” they both agreed.

With all of us agreeing which bowling alley to go to, all of us got into the Bronco and Goose drove us to the bowling alley. Parking his car, we got out and into the bowling alley where the clattering of bowling pins being knocked down echoed throughout the building. Paying for the games and shoe rentals, we put them on and grabbed our balls.

“So, are we playing just for fun or are we betting on anything?” I asked them.

“Whoever loses buys everyone a round the next time we’re at the O-Bar?” Ice suggested.

“Sounds good,” the three of us agreed.

Putting our names in the system, Ice started off with rolling a strike. Mav was second with hitting six pins the first time and two the second time. I went after Mav knocking down seven pins and a spare the next time. Goose went and was in last by knocking down five pins after rolling a gutter ball the first time. After a couple of rounds, Goose and I laughed at our friends who were bickering like an old married couple.

“Oh my god just throw the ball,” I laughed at them.

“Come on, don’t you think a curveball is better than just throwing it straight down?” Mav asked.

“It doesn’t matter which way you throw the ball, Mav. It’s still going straight into the gutter,” the RIO quipped which caused me to snort.

“He does have a point,” Ice laughed.

Mav shook his head and he threw his ball down the lane hitting a split leaving four pins behind. We finished off the round with Ice beating all of us and returned our shoes before heading back to the Bronco. Seeing that it’s close to midnight, Goose dropped Ice and Mav first since it’s on the way to our houses.

“Well, this was a good night,” I said to Goose. “Better than the date I was on.” “Glad you did,” he smiled as he pulled up to my house.

“Well, I’ll see you three on Monday,” I unbuckled my seat. “Drive safe.”

“See you on Monday,” he replied back.

I placed a kiss on Goose’s cheek and headed out of the Bronco. I walked up the stairs of my small house and opened the front door. Looking over my shoulder, I saw Goose giving me a wave and I waved back before shutting my door. Looking through the window, I saw him start his car and drive away. Closing the blind, I headed into my room to get a full night's rest.

[mylittlesecrethaven]

I'm Making Fluff Headcannons Cause I'm Sad: Savanaclaw

I've gotta remember how I set this up.

Otherwise it'll turn out like shit.

Oh well. Let's just see how it goes.

Leona:

I hope you like sleeping a lot

Cause this man will pull you into so many naps

Ruggie's gonna have to start making excuses for you in class

Also, this mans in loaded, so if you need anything, ask him

He'll just hand you his card

(with a sidenote of something he wants you to buy for him)

Not a pda guy

It's not that he's not ok with it

It's just that he doesn't feel the need to do it

Yes, he cuddles

But he's not into lovey dovey stuff

So you're gonna have to do it first

Teasing teasing teasing

I really hope you're ok with teasing

Cause unlike Ace, he won't lay off

And if it hurts your feelings, he probably won't know what else to do besides take a nap with you

But trust me, if he thinks you're asleep, he's whispering the nicest, most loving shit

And if you're awake when he does it, you'll just know he loves you, even when he can't say that stuff to your face

Ruggie:

Get ready to learn some life skills, my friend

Ruggie will teach you everything he knows

Haggling, thieving, speaking in different languages

You are gonna be well learned in the ways of the streets

Will always look out for you

He's a family guy

And a pack animal

So he's constantly checking on you

And making sure you're eating

And that you have enough money

And if you're feeling down, he'll ask Leona for some money and bring you your favorite food

And if you're favorite food is something Ruggie makes, you best bet he'll make it for you

Some days he'll be attached to you at the hip

And others you probably won't see him at all

But when he comes back after disappearing, he always brings you something (usually food)

And he'll be right by your side until he disappears again for whatever reason

But you never miss him

You just feel happy whenever he's with you

Jack:

You're about to get some muscle

Mans is gonna get you a workout routine

Y'all are gonna go on runs

(But if you get tired, he'll carry you)

You're gonna sweat together

(Outside and inside the bedroom hehehe (sorry, couldn't help myself with that one))

And you're gonna get a cactus

And your cactus and his cactus are gonna be friends

And they're gonna have matching names (probably named after some Spelldrive players who are friends)

He will keep you motivated

No procrastination with this guy

You not feeling up for schoolwork?

He'll hype you up!

You don't feel like working out?

Get ready to be motivated!

(unless you're really not feeling it, in which case he's ok with break days every now and then)

Also, nobody's gonna mess with you

Trust me

Jack's got your back

And even if you just need help, he'll be there

I'm gonna be honest, Ruggie's was kinda hard.

But anyway, we'll see when I get the next part done.

Hope somebody enjoyed this.

[omnidemidisaster]

Hatzgang x Naturally strong s/o

Artist is inkthemandrake!

Request! Holy shit i love this idea AhHHH

Roy

He is pretty impressed and lowkey loves your strength

He wants to be strong as you! What's your workout routine?!

Turns out your just naturally that strong....woaaah....cool

Still, he takes inspiration from you

He tries to work out to get on your level

Your essentially his physical idol

He loves to brag about you

"Oh, Y/n? Heh, yeah, they are like SUPER strong. I bet they can K.O every one of you punks!"

Picking him up is like picking up a sack of potatoes

He nearly freaks out the first time, both out of surprise and of fear

He demands you carry him more often

Ross

He finds it pretty cool that your strong

He is also pretty strong himself so twins!

Ross tends to use your strength alot. Not like using you, but he does rely on your strength sometimes

He tends to find your incredible strength to be super attractive on you, especially if your a girl

He doesn't quite understand it, but something about someone that strong, hell even stronger than him, makes him feel very vulnerable in a good sense

When you pick him up for the first time, he gets super shy and awkward

Like he'll just mumble everything and his face goes pink

"You alright, Ross?"

"Y-Yea..I'm fine"

His face essentially looks like >///< and its an adorable sight to see

Overall he admires your strength and he loves it more than you realize

Robert

Robert? Hes in the middle strength wise

Hes not weak, but hes not incredibly strong

Hes pretty average

Just like Roy, he inspires to be like you and will try to meet that internal goal

Sometimes he even tries to impress you by carrying something heavy, even if he's dying inside

"Here babe! I got it"

"You sure? It is very heavy..."

"Positive!"

He gets so shocked and so mesmerized at the fact that you could carry someone like him. Not that he's fat, hes just tall and his height kinda makes him harder to carry

But nope! You sweep him off his feet and now he has stars in his eyes

Absolutely loves it!

[fieldofdaisiies]

i am OBSESSED w ur hcs 😭😭 can i have one where the bat boys are like modern royalty?? Prince Rhys 😍 Prince Cassian 😍 Prince Azriel 😍 id be screaming at them to colonize me

ooooh that is so interesting, here we go❤️

okay, Rhys, Az and Cassian are biological brothers in this with Rhys being the oldest, Cassian the middle brother and Az the youngest

Rhys

Rhys is the one who will be the next king of the country

he already partakes in many royal and court business

he takes and took his education very serious, was always the most diligent and hardworking out of the three brothers

he values his reputation a lot and gets easily nervous when something not so rosy is written about him in one of the news papers

he worries a lot about what people say and think about him, he wants to be a good future king and he does not want his people to think bad about their future king

Rhys is also the one to host many charity events and also attend just as many, not only for his reputation but also because he knows about his influence and wants to help as much as he can

Cassian

Cassian as the second oldest knew from the beginning on that. he would not be the next king, but he would play a vital part for the armies of the country

they armies are subject to the king, but it is soon clear that they are actually under Cassian's control

he is the most skilled general

Cassian doesn't care too much about his reputation in the media

of course he does not want people to think bad of him but he does not have to be as flawless as Rhys, he thinks

he likes to party for example and he knows that there is one or the other drunk picture or video of him, but he doesn't care too much about that

he is Rhys' royal guard on many outings and takes this job very serious

and he obviously always attends the charity events with Rhys

he loves to help, knowing that he is just as influential as his older brother

Cassian works out a lot and I could totally see him in those Vogue videos where he is asked to show his pre and post workout routine as well as his workout routine

Azriel

as the youngest of the three brothers it was also soon clear that he was not going to be king either but that is very fine

Azriel would not have liked the fuss and the attention

he is more reserved and loves calm and peace

but he soon got interested into international business and the secret agency of the country

now he is mostly working behind the scenes, helping Rhys a lot with court business

but also joining him on outings, gathering information while pretending to just be an interested prince

he obviously also comes along to charity events

often helps Rhys host them, helping him plan those events, also going through lists of who they should invite, who they have to keep an eye on etc.

can you imagine family pictures of them? omg. those royal paintings with king and queen sitting, Rhys, Cassian and Azriel standing behind them

they have a very strong brotherly bond

Az and Cass grant Rhys the crown; they had talks about it, but both are very fine with Rhys being the next king

them talking about future wives, who could be. a good queen and if they really want a woman to have to fit into the royal standards, knowing what it meant and how much attention would be on this woman

also I could see them going to many events together

like horse races together, betting and actually not really being interested in the horse races but rather having fun drinking and snacking

[forcebewitht]

i'm the same anon that requested the athletic MC for Leona!! if you'd allow me- can I give one or two more prompts? The first.. how is the entire Savanaclaw (or Heartslabyul) dorm gonna view MC after this?? because holy f u c k. The second is, I like to think Leona —and if not Leona then his entire fucking family would— just straight up asks MC if they'd marry him after hearing the story; MC says yes, that was the plan already, because they'd never risk THAT for someone they didn't wanna marry,,

Nice to see you again, anon! Glad that you asked such questions because I already had ideas on it!

Now, I'm sure one recalls the power that the deemed more.... I guess you could say "alpha" animals within a clan, whether it be hyenas, lions, whatever- would have over the rest of them? Yeah- the entirety of the Savanaclaw dorm is like t h a t. If they thought you were a weakling before, regardless of your gender, that sure as hell changed once Ruggie excitedly (and terrified) relayed the story of you literally SOARING through the air to stop their dorm leader from Overblotting like that. Like, I mean- if one of them dares to try and purposefully piss you off after that, you can guarantee that as least half of the dorm is gonna snap at them. They tried making you the vice dorm leader on the spot- but, what with Ramshackle and Grim and all, that conversation soon was cut incredibly short (RIP Ruggie's constant hard work-). Jack quietly seems to keep an eye on you after such events so as to protect you for his dorm leader, which you definitely would need in events to come with a certain aquatic dorm...

As for Heartslabyul, they had already seen your hidden power since you had taken down Ruggie when he Overblotted just before Leona- but this only solidified something...that you were truly not somebody to be messed with. Cater starts trying to ask what your workout routine is- and you have to stop him before he tries to post your feats from Leona's Overblot all over magicam. Oh yeah- he was recording. Are you kidding? Of course he was recording. You instead had to offer to do your usual leaps and soars in the cafeteria off of things instead to avoid him posting that. And- occasionally, some outside or around the various dorms. Trey genuinely.... doesn't seem to know how to react? Is it the shock? It's probably the shock. He'll just see you doing some stunts for a recording for Cater and just whisper "....And we're sure they don't have magic-" under his breath. Riddle, however, just solidifies the thought he had to experience firsthand about your abilities- you may not have magic, but that doesn't mean that you were helpless (like he might've thought originally). Deuce and yourself take up a little thing of going to work out pent up energy together...and you may or may not begin to show him how to do what you do to make him more self confident. Ace watches all the while, making his usual offhanded comments, but there's something about the glint in his eyes when he looks at you now that you know he doesn't view you the same now as he did before. Overall, the Heartslabyul dorm is just as shook as the Savanaclaw one- but theirs may be less out of a generalized respect and more out of genuine questioning now.

All Leona knows- and well....all he needs to know? His S.O. is now starting to become one of the most questioned and sought after people in the halls for their abilities. Does this boost his ego? Ohhhhhhh you surely bet it does. In fact, it boosts his ego SO much, HE is actually the one to set up some sort of call with his family just to brag about how awesome you are (TAKE THAT, FARENA)- not just to himself, but as a whole. Cheka cutely soon is heard piping up over the line something about "ARE AUNTIE AND UNCLE GONNA GET MARRIED?!?!" to which Leona was actually left flabbergasted for but a moment- but it was long enough for you to confirm the small lion cub's suspicions....but not right now. There were things to do still, after all.

Let's just say you didn't escape Leona's grip that night with a proclamation like that. ✨💕

[katasstrophy]

Your tags 😭 literally he’s an idiot, but I remember reading that he likes to analyze player/game stats and that’s like the only hope I’m clinging to him being somewhat real life intelligent and not fully air headed — hieori

LMFAAOOO STOPP i’m dead he really is an idiot i’m 😭🤚 rant incoming

okay no but listen. i think sae is, actually, intelligent. might even go so far as to say he’s clever, and extremely so because come on. he has to be for the career he’s pursuing. we’ve seen a multitude of examples already about how quick thinking he is on the field, how he can analyze players’ thought processes in a heartbeat and counter it accordingly – but that’s just it, isn’t it? that these abilities of his are mostly applicable through soccer. so, yeah, sae is intelligent, no doubt about it, but only in like a kind of niche, hyper specific sense.

the public knows he’s incredibly private about his personal life, but that just works to feed into their adoration and enamorment of him, because it basically packages this overwhelmingly talented prodigy into something one dimensional they can digest. out of all the public appearances he’s had, sae’s only been approached with questions about football, his career and maybe sometimes his sponsors or workout routines – things he excels at, and can demonstrate that he does. again, no personal questions, because (1) he wouldn’t answer them anyway, and (2) at this point, people only associate him with his sport now, and nothing else, really. so on the surface, everybody has this notion of him that yeah – he’s a genius, in all sense of the word.

what sae is a 100% not, however, is smart, and i will die on this hill 😭😭😭

there absolutely is a difference between intelligent and smart btw!! yes he can come up with a bajillion different attack options from taking a single glance at the field in front of him and memorizing every players’ positions but he will probably burn his scrambled eggs. you get me, you must.

sae’s not really life smart. or academic smart. or emotional smart (well, give him like maybe 5 more years lol). and because most of the relationships he maintains are strictly professional, no one really knows he does lack in some areas looll.

you know who i bet is painfully, excruciatingly aware of this side of sae though? that, let’s be honest, he can be a bit life incompetent? (i’m really roasting him here oop) his manager 😭😭😭😭 that poor man has to deal with so much shit i just know it

you best believe sae never took the time to get his driver’s license. when his driver isn’t available to take him places he just pays an outrageous amount of money on taxi rides like thank god he’s rich. literally spent half his teenage years in spain and i bet he does not know a single word of the language i’m actually crying. cooking?? forget about it he has a personal chef that prepares his meals according to his diet his fridge would be otherwise empty. do you think this man would know to separate his laundry absolutely not 😭😭😭 bet he never listened in his high school classes either his grades were horrendous. i could literally go on about this for ages but yeah i think i made my point <3

so, no, definitely not an air head, but not not an air head either lmao. depends entirely on what you choose to ask him about.

[dogwittaablog]

what do u think nolpat does all day? like he’s unemployed but he can’t be hunting and fishing 24/7

Had to literally google "What do 25 year old retired/unemployed men do?"

I really do think hunting specifically takes up a good amount of his time. I thought it was kind of crazy to assume he could be doing it every single day, but honestly if you do a little bit of research and even watch some videos, you’ll see what actually goes on and how time consuming it is… So yeah after looking into it, it might not actually be impossible that it's a daily thing for him… but I’m not an expert and I know there are regulations, limited access to hunting grounds and seasonal hunting preferences... there's a BUNCH of stuff lol… I really just think this dude does a bunch of shit that revolves around it even if he’s not camping out in the wilderness. I bet you if you pulled up to Winnipeg your best bet in finding him would be at a Cabela’s (Sporting Goods & Outdoor Store) then an actual club.

I think he has a pretty standard day to day routine on the days he's not fully on man vs wild mode. He probably likes to get his body moving maybe do a workout at home or with a trainer, no doubt he still hits up a local indoor or outdoor rink to shoot around and skate. He probably just preoccupies his time with the same shit most of us do, like spending time with family, kicking it with friends, travelling a bit out of town, playing video games, binge watching tv shows and movies. To my knowledge there really isn't much to do down in WPG especially in winter. In the summer I know my dude is fully living it up especially when all his pro hockey buds are on break and it's no doubt a bunch of partying, fishing, golf and catching up while chilling at the cabin.

Here's an old article about Nolan and hunting (X)

[paintedscales]

Who gets up the earliest? Who has the worst sleep schedule? Who is the sleepiest?

Hiiii, Mimble! Thank you for the ask!! ^ o ^

Ask Game for Ships!

Who gets up the earliest has to be more of something that depends on the both of them, I'd say. On more occasions, though, I see it being Estinien to get his morning workout routine done. Has to keep his lance arm strong, and his body honed. On the other hand, Nomin also does her own early yoga and stretches to keep limber.

I don't have a sleep schedule thought out for Nomin -- being a wanderer for a majority of her time, she did as she pleased. With the Tumet, Sagahl, and Jhungid in her past, sure. I'd say she would have gone to bed a bell or two (maybe even upward of three or four if she was still feeling active!) after nightfall, and then woke up as dawn was rising.

So with that in mind, I'm actually willing to bet that Nomin has a worse sleep schedule than Estinien. On the other hand. //show left on Estinien// Man has circles like a raccoon. As shown in one of the short stories, we know Estinien has been plagued by nightmares of his past. So it's possible that he still has bouts of these recurring nightmares born from PTSD.

They both have PTSD, to be honest. I never have really depicted Nomin suffering nightmares from it in any capacity, but her trauma is there and it still impacts her. So I think they both suffer -- at different points then and now -- from sleepy bitch disease.

[tg-headcanons]

CAN YOU PLS SLANDER YAMORI I NEED SLANDER ON HIM

FUCKING LIZARD LOOKING ASS BLEACH BLONDE. BLONDE BOY DOING WHAT BLONDE BOYS DO AKA VIOLATING THE GENEVA CONVENTION. THIS COLLAGE FOOTBALL STAR IN A MEN’S WAREHOUSE RETURNS DISCOUNT SUIT AND THE HAIR OF A MAN CLEARLY TRYING TO HIDE A PATCH HE’S SURE IS BALDING IS TRYING SO HARD TO PULL OFF THAG MAFIA VIBE AND IT IS NOT WORKING. HE CANT ACT LIKE A MOB BOSS WHEN HE LOOKS LIKE HIS NAME IS CONNOR. HIS ONLY FRIEND IS AN ILLITERATE SOBBING FREAK WHO HE USES AS AN ERREND BOY AND CHEW TOY BUT STAYS WITH HIM FOR TITS AND AFFECTION. HE HAS A KAGUNE LIKE A DEVIANTART SONIC OC OF AN EVIL SQUIRREL AND A KAKUJA THAT IS, MUCH LIKE NAKI, SHOVING ITSELF IN HIS MOUTH. INSTEAD OF DEALING WITH HIS TRAUMA IN A CONSTRUCTIVE OR AT LEAST SLIGHTLY LESS HORRIBLE WAY HE COSPLAYS AS A HORROR MOVIE VILLAIN WITH SEVERAL CONFLICTING THEMES. YOU CAN TELL HE WAS A JOCK BECAUSE NO ONE WHO HASNT SUFFERED A GAME RELATED CONCUSSION WOULD THINK THAT WHITE CLOTHES ARE A GOOD UNIFORM WHEN ALL YOU DO IS KILL AND MURDER. HOW MANY SUITS HAS HE GONE THROUGH, YOU CANT GET BLOOD OUT OF THAT. HE LOOKS LIKE HES CONSTANTLY LOOKING FOR A CHANCE TO TELL YOU ABOUT HIS STRENGTH TRAINING ROUTINE BUT UNFORTUNATELY FOR HIM THERE IS NO WORKOUT THAT CAN FIX HIS FACE. THE ONLY ASS HE GETS IS FROM HIS LIVING STRESS BALL OF A SUBORDINATE AND I BET HE SMELLS LIKE ABSOLUTELY UNGODLY AMOUNTS OF TARGET COLOGNE LABELED SIMPLY AS “KING MODE.” HE CALLS HIMSELF AN ALPHA MALE. HE GOT HIS HOCKEY MASK FROM A GARAGE SALE AND IT STILL HAS GLITTER ON THE INSIDE BECAUSE IT WAS KEPT IN THE SAME BOX AS THE HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS AND HE WONT NOTICE ITS ON HIS FACE FORA LONG TIME AND IF ANYONE POINTS IT OUT TO HIM HE KILLS THEM. HE THINKS THAT HES NOT GAY BECAUSE WHEN HE SLEEPS WITH MEN ITS “ESTABLISHING DOMINANCE” EVEN THOUGH HE DEFINITELY FELT THINGS ABOUT MICHAEL MYERS WHEN HE WATCHED THAT MOVIE. HE IS STUPID AS FUCK AND BELIEVES HE IS THE MOST INTELLIGENT PERSON. HE DOES NOT BELIEVE THAT GRAVITY IS REAL AND WILL BE ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO EXPLAIN IT. HE CORRECT’S PEOPLE’S SPELLING BUT CAN NOT READ. HE HAS NEVER AND WILL NEVER WASH HIS ASS

[shishibloomy]

Hello! I love the Shishigumi and they don’t get enough love! I was hoping you could, if comfortable, how the Shishigumi members react to their s/o having a mental disorder (anxiety/depression etc.) and what they do to comfort them/how they react and or feel. If not then delete this :)

Ill stick with the anxiety/depression stuff cus thats what I’m most familiar with.

Ibuki I feel like Ibuki would be one of the best people to have with you if you’re going through an anxiety attack or a depressive episode.  He’ll be there with you through every thing and he’ll know how to balance letting you take time to rest but also getting you up to get you moving.  I think he would also appreciate that you’re showing this side of yourself to him and being vulnerable.  He’ll probably start opening up to you more as well and it’ll be more time for both of you to bond. Talking is going to be very important for him. He's had to hide his struggles behind the mask of being a strong lion so having someone he can open to is going to be refreshing for him; he might end up talking more than you because he feels so comfortable with you.  After the first couple of times of it happening, he’ll figure out a routine for you that will get you up and running. If you're having anxiety doing something, he'll be there with you through it all. If it gets very bad, he'll give you the comfiest hug in the world until you stop feeling so anxious. He keeps your hand in his and squeezes it to let you know that he's there with you. He's honestly a giant lion teddy bear, and one thats happy to be cuddling with you too.

Miguel

With Miguel, his first thought will be to get you up and active. He'll make sure to only do as much as you're comfortable with; he just doesn't want you to fall into a rut. He'll take you to walks and low impact workouts and use them as an opportunity for you to open up to him about whatevers going on with you. His usual intense gaze softens up incredibly; he doesn't want you to feel intimidated from him. He does a lot of comfortable touches that help you relax, like keeping your hand in his or rubbing your arm. If the two of you are walking somewhere, he'll have his arm wrapped around you the whole time and keep you flushed against him, it's especially nice during the winter time. Even though he tries to get you more active, he'll also be doing so much for you during this time. If you don't feel like eating, he'll make something for you that you'll like; if you're laying down somewhere and you need to go somewhere, he'll just pick you up and take you somewhere. If you have issues with anxiety, he'll work with you ot build up your confidence... by getting you to work out more. Not because it's anything related to your physical appearance but working out in a gym infront of people will make you more comfortable. He'll be with you the whole time so if you start getting very uncomfortable, you can tell him and he'll stop.

Free

Free suddenly becomes so serious with his s/o. Yes he is reckless himself but when it comes to someone he cares about, you bet he's going to watch out for them. He drinks and does a lot of silvervine, but in front of you he'll never do it because substances like that can make depression and anxiety worse. If you want to just lay down and not do anything, he's going to take that as an opportunity to lay with you and cuddle you. He's going to be talking to you a lot to keep your mind active and it's going to be the randomest things ever (most of which he got from Agata). He just wants to laugh with you and hear your happy voice again. He's not the best at talking about his feelings but he's going to try and open up so that you feel comfortable talking to him. It's going to be stuff like "I know shit sucks sometimes but it'll get better babe." Also, expect his regular affection do increase even more. If you're making breakfast, he'll hug you from behind the whole time or try to make it for you; if you're doing stuff in public, he'll never let go of your hand; he's going to be giving you kisses every minute too. He wants you to feel very loved the whole time.

Agata

Agata is someone who wants to be more comfortable talking about his feelings so when he sees you going through some depression or having anxiety, he'll spend a lot of time making sure you're feeling ok and asking how you're doing. He doesn't want you to have to hold everything in like he had to and pretend like everything was ok. He's very sensitive about things so he'll pick up right away if you aren't feeling ok. He's going to try to get you to play a lot of really fun, feel good, or goofy games with him. Think Mario Party, Animal Crossing, Minecraft, Roblox, etc. He'll bring you a lot of snacks you like and some new ones both of you guys havent tried before so you can eat them together. After you start opening up to him, he'll start telling you how he feels as well. He wants to bond with you and also let you know that you aren't alone in your feelings. I imagine him as someone who also has issues with anxiety stemming from all his pressures to be a strong lion so you’ll both be helping each other in situations where you’re anxious. Lots of hand holding, standing close together, whispering in each other’s ears. You’ll both eventually forget others are there because you’re both so focused on each other

Dolph

Dolph ends up being a leader to the Shishigumi when their actual leader isn't there so he has experience from members who occasionally come up to him and talk him (specifically Agata). He seems like someone who's very intimidating but when he wants to, he can be the sweetest person ever. Whenever you talk to him, it feels very intimate because he keeps very intense eye contact with you. He doesn't do it intentionally but he wants to feel connected to you; if you feel uncomfortable he'll tone it down a bit. Dolph will listen to you a lot and then if you ask for advice, he'll give some. He wants you to know that he's listening to whatever you're saying and that you getting better is the most important thing to him. You'll find him bringing up times when he's had similar issues and how he went through them and survived; he wants you to know that whatever it is that has you depressed is only temporary and you'll get through it. When it comes to your anxiety, he's also like Ibuki in the sense that he's a giant lion teddy bear that you can hug and hold whenever you get anxious. He's going to use his scar as an example; even though he has it over his face, he manages to get through public interactions.

Dope

Dope will know right away that you aren’t feeling good by reading your body language. Even if you don’t tell him, he’ll ask you if everything’s ok and offer you lots and lots of emotional support. He wants you to feel absolutely comfortable telling him everything so he can do something to help you feel better. If you thought that he was good with his words before, he comes to a whole other level to make you feel better. If you talk about yourself in a deprecating way, he's going to correct you right away. It might feel irritating at first but he wants to change your negative way of thinking and eventually you'll notice that you have less deprecating thoughts about yourself too. Until he notices that you start acting like you did before your depressive episode, he's going to dedicate time for you every day where you open up to him about how you're feeling. He'll also make sure to ask you if you want comfort or solutions so he doesn't say anything that might upset you if you just want to vent. If you want solutions, he'll sit with you until you two figure out what works best for you.

Hino

Hino is the king of self care and it’s going to reflect when he helps you during a depressive episode. If you aren’t feeling up for doing anything, he’s going to make sure you’re taking care of your personal hygiene. When you wake up, he’ll do a routine for you (face wash, brushing teeth, putting on some moisturizer and sunscreen) so you feel pampered. He wants you to feel good and fresh physically even if you aren’t feeling the best mentally. He’ll do the same at night and will get new products for both of you to try out; some of them are luxe and some are more silly (face masks that bubble when you put them on and sheet masks that have funny faces on them). He’ll be showering you with compliments the whole time, and they’re all genuine ones; none of those superficial ones. He’ll bring you some new clothes to try on, it’ll be cute outfits he picks out for you and all of them fit perfectly. Even though this all seems a bit materialistic, he does it all while giving you a lot of emotional support too. These things are just extra stuff to help you feel better because it’s things he likes himself and he wants to do things both of you can enjoy together. I imagine Hino as a very artistic person too so he’ll do art activities with you. Lots of painting how you’re feeling and writing out your feelings in poetry. He’s going to make sure you don’t feel the pressure to make your art look perfect and he’ll share his to show you that your art can be anything you want it to be. If you get anxiety in public, just take him anywhere with you and all the attention will be on him. He will make sure to build up your confidence so that you don’t need to rely on him all the time too and Hino is the best person for a morale boost.

Sabu

Sabu is better at telling you're feeling upset than Dope is. He has his years of experience under his belt and him being quiet means he listens more. You don't even realize it but he's been listening to a lot of the little things you say and from that he picks up that you aren't in the best state of mind. Before you even tell him, you notice that he starts doing a lot of things for you to make your mood better. Whatever he doesn't say with words, he shows with his actions and right now it's that he wants you to feel better. Once you do tell him and open up to him, he makes an effort to try and talk more to you. Similarly to Dolph, he'll mainly listen and then only talk if you ask him to. He's not used to talking about his past so it's going to be a new thing for him to be so open about it but he'll do it so that you feel comfortable. It'll still be short answers but you know that he's trying his best to open up. If you're having anxiety, Sabu will be your silent supporter through all of it. If anyone in particular tries to mess with you, he goes back to his intimidating self and will get them to back off of you right away. Just imagine a scary, scarred lion intimidating someone while holding his s/os hand.

Jinma

When you tell Jinma about how you're feeling, his first train of thought is to find the best therapist in the BAM that you can talk through all of this. He wants to help you through all of it but he knows he has his connections and he could find someone way more qualified. Even if you do go to a therapist, he'll still make sure to check on you through everything. If you really enjoy nature, he'll find the best nature area that the both of you can go to together. If you want to eat something good, he's going to find the best and most exclusive place and somehow manage to get you reservations the day of it all. Whatever you want, he's going to know where to get you the best one of it. If he doesn't know where to get it, he'll know someone else who will. If you're dealing with anxiety issues, he'll make sure to talk to the best therapist and figure out ways to get you comfortable in situations that make you anxious. He'll also try his own things by taking you to places with him so you get more comfortable being in new places. Of course nothing dangerous like gang deals but if he hears about a new place to check out, he's definitely making you tag along so that the two of you can experience it together.

[youknow-igetit]

welcome to... another tiktok au because that apps controls my life but what’s new

- Kevin's verified and posts his exy highlights and his workout routines. Most of his comments are of people asking him to step on them

- Matt and Dan have a joint account and most of it is povs of them being accepting parents/being Very Attractive (think of the lesbian mob moms, the deity parents, and the cowboy dads). Most of their followers are queer teens

- Allison is one of the more chaotic posters, half of her posts are crazy storytimes and the other half is a mix of thirst traps and answering questions about her clothing company

- Renee posts mini tutorial videos about how to properly handle a knife, block and attack, etc. It's linked to her YouTube account, which is more in depth. she also has videos where she bakes bread and cookies like the cottagecore lesbian she is. Most of her comments are similar to Kevin's (especially in the breadmaking videos because... hh pretty woman strong arms)

- Neil is famous on plant tiktok, for many reasons, but mostly because he's attractive, he's queer, and he's funny (for a while his most liked tiktok was of him standing in his kitchen, holding one of those mini microphones and saying “my therapist said it would be good for me to get a pet but i’m not ready for that kind of commitment despite the fact that i’m married. so” *hauls in a very large ficus* “this is linda”)(it became his second liked tiktok after someone commented asking him if he would wear a maid outfit and cat ears and he was bored so he was like "fuck it: sure.")

- Nicky is living his best life. Most of his comments are people saying "it's hard to see someone else living your dreams" because all he does is post about his weird pets and his hot husband (he has 32 pets. Of those pets there are two dogs, three foxes, a sugar glider, and multiple snakes). Of the foxes, he has the most followers and got verified first

- Aaron's is strange in the sense that he answers a lot of questions on science and stuff, but he also posts thirst traps sometimes, which get millions of likes. He's verified and he has more followers than Kevin and Kevin's kinda bitter about it. (he’s like the sexy young adult version of hank green)

- Andrews is by far the most chaotic. He got a lot of followers initially because of the video he posted where he was trying to befriend the possums in his yard at 3 am when it’s raining by offering them cheerios and singing wap but replacing the word “pussy” with “possum” (most of his comment are " everyone: 'did you see that new dance?' my fyp:")

- despite their vastly different content, most people who follow Andrew also follow Aaron. one could be scrolling through their for you page and find a video of Aaron explaining cloning and then scroll down and find Andrew interviewing his cat about climate change

“what do you think about climate change”

*silence, because it is a cat*

“really? no comment?”

*a mrrp, a tiny meow mayhaps*

“are you trying to get me canceled or something? those are not the views i have been teaching you, young lady”

- Andrew: “i currently live in a long-distance relationship with my husband because of our jobs and contracts and such, and i miss him quite a lot, but i can’t see him, so i bought sixteen three-wick candles from bath and body works. they were having a sale.”

- andrew also has a lot of videos that look like they were taken at three am either in a forest or in a bathroom with the lights turned off

- andrew and neil still have their weird rivalry thing on twitter, so after they make a video together about neil finally moving in, all of the comments are like “i thought you guys hated each other???”, so they make a response video that’s just “oh no, i’m married to this asshole” and half of the comments are “!!!>??!” wheras the other half is like “i mcfuckin knew it”

- all of the foxes post at least one video when they’re all together for the winter holidays and all of the comments are like “the most daring collab ever” and they’re just like “nah bro, this is just christmas”

- there's multiple videos on multiple accounts of the foxes (minus aaron and nicky) all hiking in the middle of the woods, but for some reason it's at night and very very cursed (similar to Andrew's own content)

"how much do you bet me that I can't jump off this cliff" "fucking ZERO"

"theoretically, I could run off and live in the forest like a bog witch" "but you wouldn't have internet connection" "fuck. Nevermind"

neil jumps down from a tree out of nowhere and scares the shit out of everyone

“okay so we’re kinda lost but neil claims he can read the stars or some shit so”

“okay so we lost neil”

"I swear this is going to be a story from the magnus archive dude, like I'm pretty sure that one of us is going to be kidnapped by a supernatural being"

(they didn't end up being kidnapped. They'd been roaming the same three hundred yards of trees for two hours because they're idiots)

- most of allison, dan, matt, andrew, and neil’s followers don’t even know that they play exy (I didn't say Kevin because: duh). they post fun traveling videos for the olympics and the comments are like “lucky!!! i wish i could watch the olympics in person” and they’re like “no, i don’t think you understand, we’re playing in the olympics” and everyone’s like “w h a t”

- alternatively, followers are watching the olympics and finding the funky gay tiktok people on the exy court and are very very confused

(also i forgot to mention this earlier but all of them caption every single one of their videos) (also none of them can be found on straight tiktok)

[elysianslove]

hi! may i request hcs of the haikyuu boys watching/helping their significant other workout? maybe yoga or just a regular workout? would be sweet if it was all of them but i know there are so many, so mainly kuroo, kageyama, bokuto, oikawa and nishinoya <3 thank you!!

hi anon!! i’m sorry i didn’t do all the boys, but i wrote for the specific boys you requested. if you, or anybody else, wants these hc’s for other boys i’d love to do them hehe. hope you enjoy!

kuroo tetsurō

he’s so excited as soon as you’re like “hey wanna work out together”

like his whole body freezes up and then he just

screams

if you’re already like pretty athletic, he makes everything a competition

but doesn’t actually compete

he just wants to watch you 😏

no fr he’ll be like “i bet i can do more squats than you”

and then just doesnt squat and only watches you squat

this mf 😭

he gets way too excited and puts an alarm at 4;30 am to text you/wake you up to go on a run with him

you: see that’s what we’re not gonna do

if you’re not very athletic or you’re just starting to get accustomed to working out

he is so. encouraging

like sickeningly so

tries his best not to overwhelm you and does really basic workouts with you

but also if ur laying face down on the ground crying “i dont wanna do this anymore” he will NOT have any of it

good luck unsubscribing to his services

he just wants to see you succeed 🥺 👉🏼👈🏼

cooks you the best healthy meals you dont even feel like youre missing out on anything

now

yoga

listen he’s so cheeky

he’s so mf TOUCHY

couples yoga with kuroo >>>>

it’s so funny bc this man is so strong he can do pretty much any move that requires any type of strength but pull out the flexibility card and he will pass away on the spot

he also just likes to watch you do yoga

not just bc he’s a pervert

but also bc it’s just interesting to see you in your zone

buys you yoga pants just bc <3333

“u just wanna stare at my ass”

“how dare you i would never objectify my gf”

stares at your ass <3

kageyama tobio

remember when i said kuroo would make everything a competition but wouldn’t really care

kageyama cares

he’s so annoying youre just trynna have fun working out w ur bf but here he is trynna kill u bc he’s so much better at everything

okay but if YOURE better 🤑

it pisses him off at first but then he realizes he’s pissed off bc ur so hot and make his spine tingle

work outs with him are intense as fuck

like he goes all out

but then he helps you stretch and 😏 it’s worth it

if he’s helping you workout, he’s kinda harsher than he intends to be

and when he realizes that yk maybe he’s being a lil extra

he apologizes and just asks how you wanna do it

spends the night researching hehe 

is encouraging in a demeaning way like “do you WANT to regret not working harder” ur like tobio i swear on my life i will start crying

when y’all are done he does like give u a small kiss and the sweetest smile “good work” and it makes it all the more worth it

about yoga though

when he first watched u he was horny hwbwjwks

he was like oop what is this feeling

but then it clicked lmao

avoids watching you unless you’re doing it privately so he can embarrass himself less

if you invite him to join you it’s just rigorous head shaking but he loves you sm he’ll do anything for you

he just follows your lead and is listening so attentively and is trying to mimic your movements exactly and is so awe oh my god he’s so CUTE

once ur done and ur both just laying on the ground you roll over and kind lean over him and give him a kiss “thank u for doing this with me”

“we should do it more often”

not horny just in love with you <3

bokuto kōtarō

so hyperactive good luck keeping up with him

he’s also like

built

LIKE HAVE YOU SEEN. HIM???? no way he doesnt go crazy w the work outs

if you suggest to work out together he’s so excited and he just does everything normally the way he does at 2.5x speed and you’re just like bruh 🧍🏻‍♀️ slow down

you do eventually find your own rhythm that kinda matches his own

and it’s nice to have him with you because like if you’re at a gym and ur using a device across the room from him he’ll just yell and wave at you and blow you a kiss god i love this dork

after you’re both spent you just sit on the ground across from each other stretching just talking just vibing

gives you a big smooch in between everything if he can

it becomes a really positive addition to your life ngl

if he’s helping you work out

he is actually the fkn BEST

despite him being a work out freak, he doesn’t force that on you in any way

if anything i think he’d be super gentle

so cheerful when encouraging you

and rewards you a lot

too much probably

“20 PUSHUPS BABE !!!! LETS GO MAKE OUT FOR 20 MINUTES”

he doesn’t just say it he really does mean it when he tells you he’s proud of you

loves it when you do yoga

immediately tries to join in

“oouu teach me this move” proceeds to fall on his ass <3

 t’s okay he has a lotta cushioning 😏

he always wants to try the couples yoga moves

he saves them on his phone to show you later and you cant say no bc ur already in gear and the yoga mat is on the ground hehe

(if you watch cody ko and kelsey kreppel’s couples yoga video that’s basically how it goes with you two)

^^^ in one of the moves he has to like lift you up by your arms as youre sitting down and he’s standing and he accidentally just shoves your face into his crotch

you both couldn’t stop laughing until you nearly peed and thats the beauty of love

oikawa tōru

he has to repeatedly ask you if you’re s u r e you wanna work out with him 

if you’re s u r e you can keep up

please hand his cocky ass to him <3 

if you’re athletic, prepare to have him try to one up you every time you do something 

it’s so sweet though cause he’s so determined and he’s sticking his tongue out between his lips and you’re just like baby please what is this 

tells you to lay beneath him while he does push ups so he can kiss you 

you complain about how sweaty he is but really you just want him to take his shirt off <3 

okay two important things i want to go over

one. oikawa does not know when to stop. so, honestly, you probably suggested to work out with him to keep him in check and make sure he doesn’t overwork himself 

please make him drink water and take breaks when necessary :( 

two. his knee :( he would probably need to be very careful and he’ll teach you the correct way to massage it and prep it before he does any critical work 

if you approach him one day about helping you work out cause you’re clueless — yes it will get to his head

but like ??? he’s your boyfriend??? your very athletic boyfriend??? 

who else would u ask tf 😹

anyways he makes a whole like list and shit

organizes it so well with color coding and different handwriting 

keeps you up to date with your progress and always says things like “look how well you’re doing babe!” and gives you a hugeeee hug 

now, oikawa is either weirdly flexible, or not flexible at all

we’re gonna go for the first one for this yoga hc 

joins you randomly and starts doing the poses correctly right away ur like ??? sir ??? 

distracts you. so much. 

“can i have a kiss— another one?— one more— one more babe— okay an—“ 

make out sessions ensued :)

nishinoya yū

actually i think noya would like to be in own zone kinda thing when he’s working out

probably blasting some katy perry in his ears ngl 

but when you tell him you wanna go work out with him?? 

now you’re both blasting katy perry in your ears 

stares. stares so much. provocatively. 

he’s your bf so you get it

but women have come up to you in the gym asking if you’re okay hbwjwkwe

makes you try out his routine while he tries out yours 

“wow babe this is sooo easy” he’s dying dont believe him

you guys probably have a handshake that’s so motivating to do before and after eeekkkk he probably makes you feel SO good about yourself after

takes you to eat the unhealthiest shit he can find after a workout because why not right ? chivalry? undead 😻

if you ask him for help he’ll accept right away

competes with you to help you improve 

“one day babe you’ll be beating me at these with such ease” 

he’s the loud kind of encouraging 

yells a lot

like so much 

body worship all the time <3333

“god u look SO good right now i love you so much” 

this simp i love him sm

anyways. onto yoga 

did i mention he stares 👁👁

because he does 

he already knows you do yoga and he will find out your schedule 

just. likes to watch you tbh 

if you offer to do couples yoga with him he refuses bc he likes the view where he is lmfao 

there are so many tiktoks of him just doing the dances while you calmly do yoga 

it becomes a trend lmfaowjwnsj

anyways yes best supportive bf award goes to noya (actually all of them who am i kidding)

end note; MY BEST FRIEND PAINTED AKAASHI FOR MY BDAY GIFT I STOPPED BREATHING ,,, anyways i hope y’all enjoyed this!! feel free to request some more mwah