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piko-chan · 2 months ago
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I SEND PIKOPIKO CHAN A LOT OF LUCKY in star's commisions!!!!!!!
I know u can do good n save money! N have good customers!! U can do it piko!!!
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YAYYYY!!!
Right now two people reached out and I'm super duper happy to work with them!!!
I think I'll do like 5 commission slots for this training trial and if it goes well I'll start charging
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Though for that I'll ask my mom to make me a PayPal or Ko-fi account. Since I don't have one yet.
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gay-impressionist · 4 months ago
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do people know that a french ex-president (nicolas sarkozy, from 2007 to 2012) is currently wearing an electronic bracelet after he was sentenced for corruption and influence peddling? do people know? i want everyone to know 😌
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valkugo · 7 months ago
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viorel-lette · 2 months ago
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...Cowabummer 💔
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o0kawaii0o · 4 months ago
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Getting ready for the party 💃
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blazeball · 1 year ago
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"okay kid, i have a doctors appointment, you can handle this big fuckoff bus, i believe in you, keys are in the ignition, this thing DOES NOT HAVE INSURANCE so DON'T GET PULLED OVER, have fun"
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nosnexus · 12 days ago
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I am SO locked in for this season
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arrgh-whatever · 3 months ago
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no fun buttons for april fools' day?....
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molinaesque · 7 months ago
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No matter the universe, there's always his cheeky head tilt
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undomesticated-animal · 2 months ago
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Cockwarming where you slap me over and over, harder and harder, using the sensations of me flinching and clenching around you to jack yourself off, is this anything???
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jamjoob · 6 months ago
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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 months ago
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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care
#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis#something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario#and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups#this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good#want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room#and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support#they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers#and it's Not The One You Think#oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart#emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen#so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room#(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons#they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways#(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist#and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history#“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you#i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but
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maerhiya · 2 months ago
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i firmly believe that A LOT of people are actually under the aromantic and/or asexual spectrum and they just don't know it yet
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hansoeii · 1 year ago
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The Doctor!
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mimimar · 5 months ago
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wishing only wounds the heart
(art prints)
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oblique-lane · 3 months ago
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