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swagfirellama · 2 years

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Asra and my mc would watch Clay Cracking or crafting related ASMR video compilations together as part of their self-care routine

If you have a fan apprentice: what little random thing would your mc do for self care? Would your mc join my mc?!

(This is also not specific to whether Asra is their partner or bestie here btw)

#idk why the last part soundsike a post by dorians marketing team lmao #this us probably the last tbing i want #i do not like that app #anyway.#pls tell me about your aprentices pls!#the arcana game #the arcana game mc #fan apprentice #the arcana asra #the arcana apprentice #asra alnazar #asra the arcana

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corrodedparadox · 1 month

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#my giant masterpost for my two whole art pieces #but I like to keep all my fanart in the same place. I’ll update it if I do more #gravity falls #bill cipher #Stanford pines #ford pines #my art #digital art #artists on tumblr #surreal art #fun fact the first time I tried to post this bricked the app so hard I had to delete it twice to make it let me post again #normal. I love Mobile!#art masterpost

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 years

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woke up and someone spilled vanilla extract all over my dash, so as punishment you strange little beasties are getting all the VANILLA FACTS i know:

vanilla is the 2nd most expensive spice in the world (2nd to saffron)

which is why more than 99% of what we call "vanilla extract" is actually vanillin (vanilla's dominant flavor compound) and is not extracted from real vanilla.

luckily, even professionals struggle to tell the difference when it comes to things like baked goods. but there is a distinct difference in non-heat treated products like vanilla ice cream. real vanilla has a more complex, individualized flavor profile.

why is vanilla so expensive? because it is a ridiculously delicate & demanding crop. complete primadonna.

vanilla beans come from vanilla orchids. these crazy flowers bloom for A SINGLE DAY and have to be HAND-POLLINATED in a process that is exhausting, delicate, and requires specialist knowledge passed down over generations.

then, if you're lucky, you get vanilla beans.

which then require months of further specialized treatment.

the entire process takes about a year and can go wrong at any stage

vanilla has been cultivated for over 800 years (possibly much longer). the first known cultivators are the Totonac, an indigenous people of Mexico.

the Aztecs used it as a sweetener to balance out the bitter taste of cocoa. it was popular in a drink called xocolatl--the precursor to modern hot chocolate!

it is only pollinated by a very specific orchid bee!!!

which is why no fruit could be grown outside of Mexico until the 1800s

Edmond Albius, born into slavery, invented the pollination method we still use today--launching a global industry when he was just 12 years old.

today, the majority of the world's vanilla is grown in Madagascar

if you want real vanilla, read the labels carefully--it's harder to find than you think!

in conclusion, those tiny black specks you see in fancy vanilla ice cream? those are vanilla bean seeds! itty bitty orchid seeds!!! they are delicious and also a PRISSY BITCH!

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#Vanilla Extract #i open the tumblr app and immediately my nostrils are invaded by the overwhelming stench of vanilla #also if you want real vanilla extract at a discount: check out stores like HomeGoods TJMaxx Marshalls etc #the foodstuffs section tends to have fancy nonperishables for much cheaper than upscale grocery stores #you can get things like saffron truffles fancy oils at surprising prices #still expensive but like. 50% cheaper #or just shoplift if that's your thing i won't tell you how to live your life #did i just spend an hour writing this? yes. why did i do that? i don't KNOW

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melblancscream · 7 months

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#by @/garbanzo_meatball on ig if that link doesn't work.#spongebob #1 of the first ppl who ever wrote in thr tags on this said like 'oh this is gonna do numbers on here'.#an oracle right outside my window and foolishly still i did not heed them.#it was back to my usual 0 notes again then i check this app on 1st day of pride and have 99+. i dies at ye.#garbanzo meatball funny. everybody love you garbanzo meatball

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void-dude · 2 months

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Oh yeah his brain finally kick started processing his emotions! Against his will!!!

Bill at therapy part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

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artsekey · 1 year

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Thinking about the time I lost a game of Overwatch and I was so mad about it that I genuinely considered getting into shit with the other team in chat and then realized that it was a colossal waste of my living breathing Human Time and uninstalled Overwatch instead because it was only making me angry.

And then thought about the OTHER time when I was on TikTok and realized I was Not Enjoying Myself and was, in fact, seeing so many sad videos and fake influencer ads that I felt Truly Despondent and then just…Deleted it.

Imo I want my social media /general media experience to be a pleasant break from real world and I get to decide what I get to cull to make that a reality for myself. I highly reccomended it! Life has improved considerably!

#look not having social medias is not My Personality #however like. no twitter. no insta. no tiktok.#do I know anything???? no.#am I up to date on literally anything pop-culture????? also no #and if that stuff’s important to you absolutely stick with it!#maybe this is a direct reaction to growing up terminally online from 2012 onward but i am freeeeee #it’s honestly made a huge difference in my life! i CAN just say no to these apps that want to suck all my time away!!!!

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feyinvestigations · 4 months

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Red Hood's one man war against his Twitter verification continues

(heads up: drugs+graphic threats of violence)

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++Plus a bonus I forgot from Jason's previous escapades

#go gonzo go!#birds on the bird app #jason todd #tim drake #dick grayson #duke thomas #stephanie brown #batposting #social media au #tw drugs #tw drug use #tw death threats #harper row #i think shed like strawberry switchblade #ignore that ive only listened to like 3 of their songs #this is my monthly reminder that jason todd WAS A DRUG LORD #also tried to make it clear that hes also like. “hey. please dont do hard drugs.” but also- its literally gotham

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starspilli · 8 months

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now and then

very quick VERY rough very very very self indulgent doodles… i will accept no criticisms on this 🙏

#jason todd #dc comics #dc #pokemon #red hood #robin #batman #my art #dc fanart #pokemon au #i have a notes app of teams for different dc characters LAWL so i want to do some more…#i really was speedrunning so forgive me if there r any mistakes i used like 2 references and then vibes for the rest #grabbing my brain and forcing myself to post more rough stuff #batfamily #dailyjasontodd

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untitled-tmnt-blog · 3 months

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... I have a lot of thoughts about Draxum.

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flying-cat · 10 days

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I just thought of Izuku immediately shooting up in the hero rankings like a week after he becomes an active pro-hero again because everyone is so happy that he's back and Katsuki wants to be annoyed that Izuku ranked higher than him so quickly like he would've been, once upon a time, but he really can't be because this is what he worked eight years to see, and now he can finally compete with him again. So he sits in his apartment, TV on, watching Izuku try not to stutter his way through his first returning interview with fondness and pride, and thinks it's finally time to put some actual effort into climbing higher on the hero rankings.

(Not that being #1 is his priority anymore. He's just happy that he gets to fight alongside Izuku again, that they can compete with one another as equals, and that they can complete one another like two sides of the same coin. For the rest of their lives.)