on the one hand Moshang is considered a incredibly romantic and wholesome love story by demon standards is funny and I love it I also do think the idea that for an ice demon specifically Mobei-jun is a cringe sap and overly expressive and romantic to the point of being a freak to other demons is just much chucklery. I mean, this man out here looking like an emotionally constipated rock is actually on so many laxatives he's been shitting a stream of emotional pebbles for the past decade is just so silly. In general, I just think Mobei-jun is funniest when he is in fact just weird by virtually all metrics but nobody can or will say anything.
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Bianca: *flopping*
Yoko: …what’s happening?
Yoko: Why do you have a bucket?
Enid: Bianca called me a furball so I asked WWWD?
Bianca: You’ll be less furball and more wet dog when I get myself dry.
Wednesday: I think not, fishy.
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actually you know what, someone should edit the motley crue scene to start playing low rider instead
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it would be so silly of me to post my vampire fic to ao3 in wingdings i might just do it
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Y'all I know that when so-called AI generates ridiculous results it's hilarious and I find it as funny as the next guy but I NEED y'all to remember that every single time an AI answer is generated it uses 5x as much energy as a conventional websearch and burns through 10 ml of water. FOR EVERY ANSWER. Each big llm is equal to 300,000 kiligrams of carbon dioxide emissions.
LLMs are killing the environment, and when we generate answers for the lolz we're still contributing to it.
Stop using it. Stop using it for a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. We need to kill it.
Sources:
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kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically
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I feel like Mobei-Jun is the kind of man that would unironically get any sort of makeup or markings and shit tattooed onto his face and just wear concealer any other time of the year rather than going through the effort of putting himself together each day like a normal person. He's like instead of having to put on two to three things I only have to maybe put on 1 thing. His human disguise requires makeup specifically because he has a dark permanent tattoo on his forehead become this man is hopeless. Qinghua wakes up and he has a full face of makeup ready for the day and looks flawless and its weird. He doesn’t even put on the concealer well!!!! It's just a wet oily spot on his forehead. Everyone knows! My king I'm in shambles at least get the skintone right. That shade is too dark!! At least blend it!!!!!
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There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation
because WHAT are people talking about sometimes
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
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