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the amount of ppl asking where my kinktober fics are that i have not finished will bring me to insanity btw
#πͺ - mello talks too much#i know i know im glad u want to see them#im happy that u are#but can u just fuck off for a little bit#like u underestimate how hard it is to do them all#βwhere is the link for thisβ#do u want me to go mad#also context clues will help#if the fic isnt lit up then i havent written it π#if u have asked im not mad at u just u ppl as a WHOLE i am peeved at
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Jason only resorts to his emergency signal when he's 0.1 seconds away from death and only when he's 100% reaching raw desperation levels of survival
BUT he also uses it when he's faced with the most mild of inconveniences, so the batfam are always stressed when they get his panic signal because is he about to fucking die or was he just locked out of the family Netflix account?
And obviously they can't take ANY chances, so it's always a 50/50 on whether the night ends with the fam huddled in the medbay of the cave, or whether all of them are fully costumed, weapons sharpened and ready to throw hands in Jason's apartment and Jason's just casually lounging on his couch like "Oh hey guys, I'm out of flour, can one of you run to get some?" with the most annoying shit-eating grin you've ever seen.
#imagine being a gothamite and watching each and every one of the batfamily single file entering and exiting a random flat#and batman's just fucking lugging 5 bags of flour like the world's fate is dependent on the delivery of those 5 bags of flour#ofc he only pulls the joke emergency signal when he KNOWS the fam have their own plans at that exact moment.#just to mildy annoy them#tim: i had a DATE and i dropped EVERYTHING to save your ass#and ur tellin me u just wanted someone to hold a flashlight while you repair your SINK??#jason: so what im hearin is that your date is more important than your poor dead brother? i see how it is.#this is just jason's way of spending time with his family because he's too shy to just ask upfront#bruce might seem annoyed but deep down he's always glad jason is doing well and takes it as a sign that Jason just wants to see them#jason todd#red hood#batman#bruce wayne#batfam#batfamily#batkids#batbros#dc#crack#fanatical posting
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Bought one of my lil nephew giannis shoes for his birthday bcs he loves giannis and these are some of the ugliest fucking things I have ever laid my eyes on in my life. anyways it's his bday today so i gave them to him. but they are so ugly. he loves them
#i am not a sneakerhead#i wish i could be . finacially i can be. but mentally i cannot#i am not a car guy either. i could. but i cant mentally#bcs the only time id get smthing pretty is to look at it. and keep it safe#and then id want to km$ for not using smthing thats intended to be used bcs i hate wasted potential#once i got these rlly nice shoes#ive worn them once when i was trying them on#and i hate myself every day for doing that but also i just cant get them dirty#BUT I HATE THAT#some ppl can do that. they get a million things and only use it once and yea i COULD but psychologically i just CANT#im friends with a lot of sneakerheads and chain wearers and while i cant mentally make myself one#i can understand why they can#like ppl always wanna excuse not helping ppl by pointing at the stuff they already have#like oh u can buy urself a chain but cant buy ur momma and u a nicer place to live#like ok so credit scores are not existent then. especially when ppl use that phrase against ppl growing into crime like#yes they are making money now but is it good clean money? no. thats not gonna go into smthing long term n hefty like a house#chains are a rlly big thing bcs sometimes some jewelers just dont ask questions. hence bmf's jeweler getting roped into their crime schemes#any business can be like that btw. like michael jacksons doctor getting paid to kill him. the difficulty lvl just changes#and also. random ppl make fun of the stuff they can see or hear right in front of them#random ppl can and will make u feel bad abt any little thing they know or see the best bcs theyre assholes like that#u wear shoes all the time everywhere. thats more and more eyes noticing how old/dirty ur shoes are#or ur cars old n busted or ur phones a fucking android like it doesnt matter. the more ppl can see. the more theyll know#the more sensitive u get abt whats actually small to u at the start but big 2 them n then it gets big 2 u#anyways yea so like. i get it. i dont do it but i can see why others do#anyways yea these shoes are so ugly lol like i dont buy merch of my favs unless the style matches mine personally#he just liked them bcs they were giannis tbh n then i pointed out they were modeled after 1 of the jerseys#which made he rlly want them a while back so i surprised him today#but yea these things are ugly lol im glad he likes them but ew LMFAO
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my guy are you okay you have been replying to every rick and morty screens tweet with the name of the episode. donβt get me wrong itβs very funny but also why
im autistic
#asks#rick and morty#YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND Every single one of those replies come straight from my brain#i can genuinely tell you the name of every single episode based on any random screenshot#i will admit tho. the titles are not yet etched into the wrinkles of my dome shaped brain#BUT I KNOW the episodes i always know which episode theyre from#also im glad you find it funny thast the only reason i do it to be honest#i want. whoever made that bot. to acknowledge me and then i'll be satisfied#if you send me any screenshot i can tell u where its from#my replies are like umm a sort of log in case anypony sees a screenshot and is like 'wonder where this is from'#like this whole thing started bcs i was looking thru the acc one day n i was like 'itd be nice if someone could like confirm the eps these-#originate from'#and then i decided i would be that someone after realizing i could name them#I HAVE BLUNDERED TWICE theres one screenshot i couldnt place at all and one that i like. didnt remember AT FIRST#also the account has posted end credits/intro screens. they're making fun of me theyre out to get me
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NO MORE BINDERS!!!!!! MY RIBS ARE BLESSED!!!!!!!!
#fr i just stopped wearing mine the past few months even though it Sucked not to#because it gets too fucking hot to wear them and it Hurt :(#i will not miss that im glad this is taken care of. and no bras forever and everβ¦β¦β¦.#i mean unless i want to style u know how it is#when u got a tank top and then bra straps next to the tank top straps and its the hottest possible thing u can see on someone god i love#that. should put paintings of that in the louvre. gorgeous thing to see.
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would u guys mind if i made a new tag list form and completely restarted them. be honest.
#DOING A POLL IS SO SCARY. WHAT IF NOBODY VOTES literally the most humiliating thing ever Guys Please.#like. i absolutely don't mind having them and putting in the effort. i love u and i am glad u like my blog#but when i'm checking specific charas + do not tags for every person every post#and tumblr doesn't let me just copy paste the list. i have to backspace + retype the last letter of every user to find them#and i can't tag like. 1/5 of the people. or i don't see them see it. it's like. oh!#like my hq list has 70 ppl. and i write for hq most so u can see how it can get. Bahahaha#not interacting is not a terrible thing 4 me. like i'm not Watching to see if u interact. this is for U. what u do with my tag is up to U#but if it's because u don't want to be tagged anymore but don't want to tell me or smth I'd like 2 save us both.#bc i think the only time i've noticed some of these users is when i'm tagging them LIKE IM STARTING TO FEEL BAD DO U NOT WANT 2 BE TAGGED..#..anyway. let me know. Heart Emoji
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u guys ever think about killing urself for everyone elses sake.
just so people wont have to go thru the annoyance of talking to me or the disgust of seeing my face so they can be happier by talking to their other friends instead of me so they dont have to deal with my actual fucking stupidity
#tw vent#tw suicide#ingnore this. btw. or dont i cant stop you lol#imsso close to cutitng off everyone i know so they can be happier i alreadyblocked a few people i knewnow ionly know one person irl#imf so glad she found other people so she'll be completely fine if i disappear out of her life her life sounds like its going great actuall#ruining my life ^_^#i dont want to talk to people but for their sake#IM GENUINELY SO FUCKING STUPID AND UPSETTING TO TALK TO .#does anyone even love me anymore#im probably doign this for my own selfish reasons#i dont go outside anymore for everyone else sake. so they dont have to see my ugly face. or deal with my awful speech#at least i can still draw.... only way i can mkae people happy..#im mean to myself more than anyone else is mean to me at htis point. why#im not even capable of becoming mentally well at hthis point. im a lost cause#tell me what you rlly think . just tell me to shut the fuck up. just call me annoying. whatever u say cant be worse than what i do to mysel#pleasee im just dragging u down and making u feel worse whenever u tlak to me DO YOU NOT REALISE IT#i dont want to feel better for myself i want to feel better so i can be useful to others#i fucking hate people but i love them a lot . i gues i just hate how i affect others. social outcast i guess
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i love your art! it always brings a smile to my face <3
oh this is so kind π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ί thank you so much!!
#this was so nice bc I have been really struggling with my art lately#and itβs been hard to make things turn out the way I want and I keep getting frustrated and not liking it#so yeah this is just nice to hear<3#also itβs just. idk when people say this to me Iβm like ??? really ?? π₯Ί#cause there are so many really cool art styles/artists out there and my stuff to me is not very standout#I mean I have a good time making things and Iβm glad other people like the things I make#I just assume itβs like βoh yay my blorbo!!β rather than like my style specifically haha#which is fine!! like obviously I love my blorbos and I get excited seeing them djdjdj#and I donβt necessarily feel *bad* about having an art style that is less flavorful than others#I like my style (usually haha)#but still it just makes me like !! when someone like my art specifically idk!#it feels special to me#like if the style is nothing to write home about and some people still write home about it djjdd im jusf<3 Aw thanks for including me.#thanks for thinking of me#itβs meaningful to me to know I hold space in peopleβs thoughts#anyway Iβm glad I could make u smile anon π₯Ί this made ME smile#and sorry for the uncomfortable tag rambling Iβve been weirdly emotional the past few days most like due to shark week#werewolf time if you will#lmao#anon#ask#nice things
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((i'm gone for a month, come back, and smol has picked up the literal devil as a muse β_β (SDFSD JOKES ASIDE, SMOL IM EATING THIS CONTENT UP ITS SO INTERESTING??)
/ NONONONOONONONONONONO SKELLY WAITTTTT THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!! -TRYING TO STUFF HIM INTO A BOX- IT'S JUST SOME GUY CALLED STAN U HEARD IT WRONG PLS COME BACKKKK
#;ooc#ooc#this must have been truly--- something- OIRTRITYRTG#I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE ITTT#my christian conciousness sweating bullets#NO OK BUT JOKES ASIDE! ITS FRFR VERY INTERESTING#like; i'm taking mostly the stand point of viewing the entirety of it like a story; and its just fascinating#originally i really wanted an angel bc they are s o cool; theres so much about them but at the same time so little funnily enough#i was lit days old when i learned recently that just like d.emonology; there's also the study of angels! a.ngelology!#so as u may see im really a baby; but paradise lost was s o interesting when i heard the story i couldn't stop thinking about it#ITS ABOUT THE TRAGEDY;; AND THE HOPE;; AND THE TRAGEDY-#but also very apreciative of the support; i know it can be a very tricky subject; but its just like: :O!!!#i'll keep updating u with interesting deets and quotes and ideas β¨ππ still cooking βοΈ#ALSO IM SO GLAD TO SEE U ON MY DASH AGAIN BTW!! always a delight to see u skelly πππππ
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im glad to see that my parents donβt adhere to the stigma surrounding mental health and were the ones that told me that its okay to get help on their own BUT i dont think they know that it doesnβt go away just like thatβ¦
#esp w my ocd. they told me itβs perfectly fine w them if i wanted to see a doctor but then ive been going for months and theyβre like but#why u still have ocd π€ and i know that this whole thing is new to them and im their only child and im glad weβre breaking that cycle but#it kinda makes me </3 bc im trying to be better too and it feels like i have to rush the getting better process bc every time i tell them i#have an appointment theyβre like but youre still not completely betterβ¦???? is the doctor even useful???#and every time i tell them that i myself feel like im getting better it feels like im gaslighting myself because am i really??? are the meds#really effective ??? like i can see tangible evidence of them being effective but at the same time bc of the constant idea they have that i#should be better already because itβs been months is starting to affect me too. but when i tell them that i think im getting better theyβre#like okay well if u say so. it feels like they donβt agree but theyβre saying so for my sake and i leave the matter at that and then the#cycle repeats over and over again and it kind of feels </3 because i feel like thereβs something wrong w me that im not already 100% better#but i do appreciate them for taking the initiative in helping me so like i feel like i canβt complain about thisβ¦β¦β¦.#and when my mom shows literally symptoms of it while my dad passed on the anxiety genes to meβ¦ itβs like they both have it but became so#accustomed to it (touch wood n thank god itβs mild enough to easily handle for them) their whole lives that they think my ones is the exact#sameβ¦&:$837;)3&2#mehak.exe
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Ed really havin a Flint moment huh
#toy txt post#ofmd s2#ofmd 2#ofmd spoilers#our flag means death#ofmd#ed teach#torturing his crew the vibes are rancid#steers them into a storm seemingly conjured by his own fucked up mental state to kill them all#all that was missing was the doldrums#i know everyone wants these fandoms to fight to the death but these shows are having a conversation w each other i think#whether u wanna acknowledge it or not#also i love jim so fucking much im gonna die#ALSO i recognize that. zheng yi sao and stede bonnet probably did not actually overlap in real life? and i dont care#im glad they decided to include her. im obsessed#stressed tho about the potential for a weird love quadrangle thing between jim olu archie and zheng. pleeeeeease do not do that to me#besides that tho it has been terrible. awful. delicious. its so stressful#very good#i need to see the next eps NOW
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I cannot recommend enough starting game series from the start. Both because if you get used to the clunky gameplay of earlier ones, the later ones will be easier (from experience, going the other way just makes the originals seem IMPOSSIBLE) and also bc it does in fact help w understanding the story. Also because honestly old games are so cool
#twist rambles#like. if i started with the wit/cher three (which i did) and was not patient enough to learn the mechanics of 1. i wouldn't have experienced#my fave game in the series. if i got into kof with like 13 or 15#i wouldn't want to play 95 or 99. due to them being hard as shit. but im so glad i DID because the plot in those is very good#like. idk i think more people need to play older games when theyre accessible to them. i dont want to see hyper realistic+#games everywhere. when are we gonna post game sprites that are like 20 pixels maximum and be like wow π³ i want her#all of that to say. emulating helps a ton w branching out w stuff and idk. just play older games and experience them#i will never feel the stress i felt when playing certain atari games EVER bc those are insane. anyways god. long and rambly but i think more#f/e fans should be lusting after the rly old guys. where is the hype for like saji <- does not know if ppl care abt him or not#or like. barts/bartz. anyways. yes please go emulate and also experience old games. I promise theyre fun and still worth playing#and it will expose u to the worst bullshit mechanics known to man. i love old rpgs and ols trpgs and i wouldn't have known that if i didnt#look into older ones. and thats very cool for me. nes rpgs were always daunting for me. and for me to be enjoying them this much? its cool#sorry. i will ramble in the tags for 50 years. its my job.
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omg hey hotties ππ im back !
#sooooooooooooo anyways not me dropping off the face of the earth for like the entire summer vwkqmqjdhsowjwjwjenkwhwk#just had to die for a little bit u know....disappear into the abyss and all that#pls look away from all the shit im abt to throw into these tags π unless u want 2 read my cringe oversharing essay for the day π#my summer was so silly π ummmmm lets see i lost my fulltime job at the daycare bc the owner very rightfully decided to retire and close#so i was unemployed for the whole summer except for my occasional side jobs and also had to move bc of family shit#so im living w my grandma for the time being and its utterly amazing tbh my grandma and i have a really strong bond and relationship#and i really love getting to come home and see her every day. i decorated her house for halloween a week ago πππ#and she couldnt stop talking abt how nice everything looked and how glad she was to have me there and i just abt broke down πππ#i did a complete fucking 180 jobwise im actually training to be a certified fire alarm inspector now LMFAO#i really really like it so far and have like a million stories already abt all the shit ive done/seen so far#im the only girl looking son of a bitch thats working and training in the field out of my entire region of the company so π€ͺ#literally shoved my dykey nb ass in there and now im fucking it up with the boys heyoooooo#ummm me and one of my best friends started dating bc of a miscommunication (BC OFC WE DID I KNOW I KNOW ITS SO MF GAY)#and our 4 mo anniversary will be on halloween which i think is the swaggiest fag shit in the whole WORLLLDDDDDDDD π«ππ€π§‘#my very beloved pet rabbit of over 8 years died quite unexpectedly in august and i was. doing pretty bad for awhile which sucked so so hard#he had multiple health issues and was over 10 yrs old so its hard to say what exactly happened. my gf and gma both pulled me thru that shit#and my besties gave me so much support and love idek what i would have done w/o them. i miss my baby so bad.#ive also had some health issues which sucks absolute BALLS#and recently figured out that the migraine/anti depressant meds ive been on for the last THREE MF YEARS have been fucking up my body lmao#but on the flipside going back 2 the positives i got to have some really incredible experiences/interactions in the past few months#and those were really huge in helping me get my shit together again#i got to take my girlboygirlfriend on little daytrips throughout the summer. i got a second tatπ·πΈβ£οΈ (which my gf designed π«)#i met girl queen pussy slay miss felicia day AND met the sexiest creature alive harvey guillen and he told me he liked my hair#which im still super duper normal over i can assure u ππ definitely didnt alter my brain chemistry or anything#i saw gods greatest and most valuable gift to this planet on monday (mcr concert)#and had my entire mind body heart and soul so thouroughly fucked up that im still peeing my goddamn pants over it#and of course now its october :) my rotting flesh and sickened brain knows peace once more#bouta go eat up some drawtober posts right the fuck now so prepare yourselves ππ also gonna be making a post on the coc blog soon as well#its already that time of year again mwhahahahahahahahahaha#so yeah π my summer was goofy and silly as hell. i hope u all have been doing okay and im so happy 2 be back pls hmu if u wanna chat !!!
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as i was saying
#necessary' sticker down from a wall#so that's fucked#it's all fucked.#and there's no room really even for me to express what i want to that's actually AZ#or at least neged isr policy#like the ongoing n*kba in wb#i see stuff about that every day on insta bc i have curated my feed such that i am receiving that info#but AZs don't even talk about that#and do you know why#bc a lot of them don't know details about anything happening on the ground#they know only broad strokes and express themselves in bombastic tweets and memes#it's ironic bc violent s*ttlers actually do fulfill their stereotype about how isr*elis see π people#on that note actually im glad they don't talk about it bc if they did they'd paint all isra*lis w that brush#oh yosi from dumbass hilltop ancient j*dea sheep cosplay outpost is a violent sob who is ethnically cleansing π villages bc he and his#buddies got bored of pretending to know how to shepherd?#and he wants all πians gone bc he's racist and k*hanist?#clearly all isr think that way#/s#but fucking hell - the eye dee eff and the cosplay sheep yosis are using the cover of war to distract everyone from the fucking aggressive#ongoing n*kba#and i call it that bc im not speaking only of s*ttlement building#which is ... complicated#but specifically pushing πians out of towns and villages where they live#which is dif from s building bc many s's exist alongside p towns#and yes their presence causes issues and there's water stuff but this is. a whole different thing#also j*nin - i am less knowledgeable about that but its also quite bad from what i can see#but yeah i rly feel like no one is talking about this except these few little orgs explicitly dedication to protective presence#ALSO#this is absolutely a thing z's can talk about and advocate for#cause if you're an lz this is theoretically smth u rly oppose right?
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why have these last years fucking sucked ass
#slimey-vents#trigger warning below hi did you drink water today and eat something i hope u did ur so cool and amazing pls get some rest gives u a cookie#please scroll past if uninterested i also dont want u to feel obligated like u have to read n listen to me vent and ramble on abt dumb shit#like 2020 - 2024 . have just been ass .#we're not even halfway into 2024 and it already is just#garbage . like its fucking horrible#i dont see how this year could get . any worse ?? but i wouldnt want to get my hopes up on that itll get better ?#like god what has been happening .#covid came up technoblade got cancer and passed away israel's continuing their mass genocide#and a lot of things have happened in my personal life . such as my mother passing away .#and . its just been so fucking hard ??#i wish i had lasting hope in humanity . but tbh i dont think its ever gonna get any better and that really fucks w me#ive been having suicidal thoughts and ive just been in a very shitty mental state recently#like social media#is honestly the only thing i have to live on#i have honestly boring friends n all my friends dont go to my school . my gf doesnt even go to my school#ive had to switch schools after having a fun time and doing a lot better . the only thing that im holding on by a thread to is social media#all my friends . my fandoms . etc . i talk to through my phone and through here#im so glad to have met everybody that i have on here#im sorry this is getting really long ive started going on a ramble but i just want everyone to know that i love yall /p#i appreciate everybody so much . all my moots and my close friends that ive made not only here but irl as well#and everybody that ive talked to throughout the time we've known each other . i really just want to think that everything will get better#everybody that ive met through my years of social media and school have really changed my life . and idk what i wouldve done#having never met any of them . especially my moots on here that ive grown close to#its just been stressful . but ive strived to get through it all . despite how hard it is#and how desperately i just want to let go from everything#but ending one thing doesnt end any pain it just gives it on to someone else#and i know that im way too pussy to end anything anyways .#but on another note .#please remember that you are amazing . talented . strong . and i appreciate and ily so much . /p
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treat you better | carlos sainz
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requested: Could I request a Carlos smau where another driver breaks your heart and heβs there to pick up the pieces and make you whole again? Please and thank you β€οΈ
cw: cheating, bad guy charles, mentions of unwell family members, cursing
a/n: charles and alex i love u guys i promise this is just for the au <3
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f1gossip Trouble in paradise for Charles and Y/N? Charles Leclerc was spotted on a long walk on one of Monaco's more secluded islands with a mysterious brunette and his and Y/N's dog, Leo, this weekend. Sources say the pair were often looking to see if there were cameras around, the two of them giggling as they held hands and played with the puppy. Y/N L/N, Charles girlfriend of 2 years, is currently said to be on a trip home to see family, we wonder if the two have broken up or if Charles is back to his old ways?
fan f1gossip tagging charles is so shady i love it
fan when i catch you charles
fan no bc remember when a fan said they met y/n in her hometown and she was visiting her gran bc she's not doing too good? charles u fuckin suck bro
β³ fan wtf really???? oh i hope his tyres stick to the road next race
β³ fan kmag you know what you need to do
β³ fan we put our hopes and prayers in the paddock terror ππ
fan ok but the girls gorgeous
β³ fan THAT'S YOUR TAKEAWAY FROM THIS?
β³ fan im just saying damn
fan this is not what i meant when i said i wanted silly season to get more interesting
fan *looks around* wow i'm so surprised... not like charles has a bad rep with women or anything
fan i hope y/ns ok... my heart is hurting for her
β³ fan the paddock adore her, charles has got a big storm coming next week
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y/npriv my gran is doing so much better (nothing can keep the old girl down), my hometown is still as gorgeous as always and my sister got me a cake :)
kellypiquet my girl :((( i'm so happy your grans ok π€
β³ y/npriv thank u kelly bear π€
β³ kellypiquet did i have to physically hold max back from going after he who shall not be named?? yes... did i consider letting go?? very much so
β³ y/npriv ππ hes not voldemort babe π you should have just let him go
β³ kellypiquet now is that really how you feel?
β³ y/npriv ... no but i wish i did
β³ maxverstappen1 she has to go to sleep at some point, then i shall be free
β³ y/npriv thats so ominous you strange creature (i appreciate you)
carmenmmundt me and george have been keeping your gran in our prayers angel π©·
β³ y/npriv i love you carm π©·
β³ georgerussell63 and me?
β³ y/npriv i tolerate you :)
flavy.barla esteban nearly joined max
β³ y/npriv love him dearly but este's about as intimidating as a teddy bear
β³ estebanocon ?? hey???
β³ y/npriv sorry king xo there's a reason your nicknames estie bestie
β³ estebanocon let it DIEEEEE
β³ y/npriv never π«Ά
schecoperez I am glad your gran is ok, y/n. Let me or Carola know if you need anything x
β³ y/npriv thank you checo :( give the little ones and carola a big hug from me x
β₯οΈ schecoperez
lilyzneimer he shall d word at my hands
β³ y/npriv i fuckin love you lily
lewishamilton he will never know peace next year.
β³ lewishamilton i am however happy to hear your gran is well x
β³ y/npriv lewis π thank you x
francisca.c.gomes pierre has been shouting at Him on the phone for like an hour...
β³ y/npriv π ... what are they saying
β³ francisca.c.gomes a lot of french and things i don't want delicate eyes (yuki) to read...
β³ y/npriv pierre i appreciate you
β³ pierregasly i'm gonna kill him
β³ y/npriv ok maybe tone it down frenchie
lilymhe alex is setting his zoo on him
β³ y/npriv that's how you know it's serious wow
β³ alex_albon tinky's gonna boot him in the head
sebastianvettel i am very glad to hear your gran is ok, y/n, sending her and you all my love x
β³ y/npriv thank you seb :( miss you x
β³ sebastianvettel come and see us soon! the kids miss you x
β³ y/npriv you got it! x
danielricciardo he's a cunt
β³ danielricciardo and i don't mean that in a nice aussie way
β³ y/npriv DANIEL
β³ oscarpiastri no he's right, in the nasty aussie way, he's a cunt
β³ y/npriv oscar i did not raise you to talk like this
β³ oscarpiastri we are literally like 4 years apart in age...
β³ y/npriv kicking a girl when she's down WOW oscar
β³ oscarpiastri ... i am sorry mother dearest
β³ y/npriv that's better
carlossainz55 hermosa, he may be il predestinato but to me he is carne morta (dead meat)
β³ y/npriv carlos π
β³ carlossainz55 also i'm glad to know your gran is well, send her my love
β³ y/npriv she already fancies you enough as it is
β³ carlossainz55 my plan is working :)
β³ y/npriv what plan? are you seducing my family members??? hiding my mum as we speak
β³ carlossainz55 something like that ;)
yukitsunoda0511 happy to see your gran is ok! and i am sorry about the other thing :(((((
β³ y/npriv yuki my angel you have nothing to be sorry about
kevinmagnussen i know what i have to do
β³ y/npriv kevin NO you're like 2 points away from a race ban!!
β³ kevinmagnussen worth it :)
β³ y/npriv nicohulkenburg pls talk some sense into your teammate
β³ nicohulkenburg unfortunately y/n i too will be joining kevin in his "defense"
β³ y/npriv haas i am so sorry
landonorris i may have done a thing...
β³ y/npriv i am terrified...
β³ landonorris i'll text you :)
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y/nstagram angel baby, dumb and dumber and my girls π©·
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carlossainz55 ... am i dumb or dumber
β³ y/nstagram do you really want to know? π€¨
β³ carlossainz55 for my own sanity im saying i'm dumb
β³ landonorris why am i dumber?????
β³ carlossainz55 do you really want to know? π€¨
carmenmmundt don't forget about lunch today xx
β³ y/nstagram been looking forward to it since i boarded the plane π«Ά
landonorris you're welcome for the lift and the room btw π
β³ y/nstagram my saviour xx
β³ landonorris and for stealing leo for you
β³ y/nstagram I NEVER ASKED YOU TO STEAL HIM???? π
β³ landonorris well i did because i'm an amazing friend and am willing to sacrifice all my bloody furniture
β³ y/nstagram you leave the baby alone, he was probably stressed :(
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FEBRUARY
(estrellita - little star) (uy, quΓ©carechimba - ugh, that dickhead)
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y/nstagram did y'all think i would miss the first race week?? ft dumber and roomie x
fan mother has returned!!!!!
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fan if looks could kill, carlos would be six feet under ... charles was FUMING
β³ fan given the way his girly hid when y/n appeared i would say he has no right to be mad at all
β³ fan if the girl i cheated on rocked up to my teammates garage whilst i was with my side piece i quite frankly would walk onto the track midrace
β³ fan how do we know charles cheated? they've not said anything
β³ fan exactly. if they had been broken up surely they would have put out some sort of announcement to clear things up ????
scuderiaferrari always good to see you in red, y/n β€οΈ
β³ y/nstagram FORZA FERRARI SEMPRE!!!!!! ππππππ
carlossainz55 i hate this new nickname
β³ y/nstagram what else should i call you?
β³ carlossainz55 yours
β³ fan CARLOS I SAW THAT????????
landonorris i have been demoted from bestie to roomie... this is the thanks i get...
β³ y/nstagram thanks roomie xx btw bins go out on tuesday :)
lewishamilton now you're free of your ferrari obligations, you should come across to mercedes next time ;)
β³ mercedesamgf1 we would love to see you over here y/n!
β³ mclaren um no us next??
β³ alpinef1team no us!!!
β³ redbullracing come to the winning team :)
β³ scuderiaferrari y/n will always be a ferrari girl, back OFF π€Ίπ€Ίπ€Ί
β₯οΈ carlossainz55
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to their story to their story
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y/npriv that bitchass man... idk how he thought he was gonna spin that story but not on my watch
oscarpiastri did you really have to use my meme though?
β³ y/npriv yes it was funny and otherwise i was gonna call him a cheating lying bastard on main so π€·π»ββοΈ
β³ oscarpiastri understandable, please continue
danielricciardo lando was laughing so hard i think he bust a rib
β³ landonorris it still hurts to breathe but holy shit y/n i love u
β³ y/npriv love u too stink :) also don't forget to pick up leo's food from the shops
β³ landonorris you do know you can text me this stuff?
β³ y/npriv yeah but reminding everyone we're roomies is funny to me
maxverstappen1 walked past ferrari hospitality and fred was PISSED
β³ y/npriv ππ carlossainz55 can you confirm?
β³ carlossainz55 oh, absolutely... i was worried he was going to have a heart attack or something
francisca.c.gomes ok but did he not even think to talk to you first before posting that? it's literally been months
β³ y/npriv apparently not π texted him about it and suddenly he was sorry
β³ francisca.c.gomes men π
β³ pierregasly ????
β³ francisca.c.gomes i stand by what i said
β³ y/npriv yeah is there a problem gasly?
β³ pierregasly no problem at all ma'am, as you were
scuderiaferrari we had no knowledge charles was going to post that. we love you y/n
β³ danielricciardo FERRARI? why are you on y/ns priv?
β³ y/npriv me and the social media intern are besties xx
carlossainz55 estrellita, lets go for dinner, you deserve it
β³ y/npriv π are you paying?
β³ carlossainz55 of course, i am a gentleman
β³ y/npriv pick me up in an hour :)
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f1gossip Carlos Sainz and Y/N L/N were spotted at dinner last night. The two enjoyed a meal before taking a stroll along the Monaco pier front where, as pictured, the pair were in high spirits. We're happy to see Y/N looking so happy following the revelation that her ex-boyfriend, and Carlos' current F1 teammate, had cheated on her. The two were then joined by Y/N's current roommate and F1 driver, Lando Norris, who then whisked them off to a local nightclub. We continue to send Y/N our support and hope to see more of her happy side.
fan i don't think i've ever seen y/n laugh like that, we love to see it
fan this coupled with the photos of charles and his girly arguing in the paddock π€π€ we know who won the breakup
fan why do i kinda think carlos and y/n would be cute together
β³ fan woah, she's only been broken up with charles for a few months and under really shitty circumstances, she needs time to heal
β³ fan ofc ofc!!! i just mean when she's over ch*rles, the two would make a really good couple
fan happy y/n and happy carlos, my two favourite things β€οΈ
fan y/ncarlos fans we rise!!!
β³ fan he would treat her so right
β³ fan the entire time she dated That Man, carlos has always been so nice to her, i wonder if he secretly fancied her all along π
β³ fan or maybe he's just a good guy
β³ fan that too π€·π»ββοΈ
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carlossainz55 swipe across to see me and oomf
Another Carlando podium! We know what you guys wanna see and we love to deliver! The car drove like a dream today, shame we couldn't get more points but it's always nice to celebrate a great race with some champagne showers!
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fan WHO TAUGHT CARLOS WHAT OOMF WAS???
β³ fan either lando or y/n 100% π
fan CARLANDO PODIUM!!!!!!!!! WE DREAM OF DAYS LIKE THIS
y/nstagram FORZA FERRARI SEMPRE !!! ππππ congrats winner π₯³
β³ carlossainz55 i think i was right when i said you would be my good luck charm π
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β³ fan oh they're so sick for this
β³ fan y/ncarlos'ers we're so winning
charles_leclerc congrats
β³ fan ik for a fact he was forced to comment
landonorris carlando are back baby!!
β³ landonorris also cant believe im either oomf or roomie...
β³ y/nstagram stop leaving your smelly socks in the bathroom and maybe i'll change the nickname
β³ landonorris oh that was mean
fan "shame we couldn't get more points" carlos you shady shady man
fan who else cheered when kmag pulled through and took * out of the race
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y/npriv oh we eating good tonight
kellypiquet i'm sure we are π
β³ y/npriv KELLY???
landonorris carlos is so sexy
β³ y/npriv real
β³ landonorris back off my man???
β³ carlossainz55 i'm gonna hold your hand when i say this lando...
β³ landonorris WOOOOOOW.... i see how it is carlos
carlossainz55 gorgeous as always
β³ y/npriv you can't even see my face in that photo carlos π€£
β³ carlossainz55 don't need to see you to know you're gorgeous
β³ maxverstappen1 i hate to say it but that was smooth
β³ danielricciardo they don't call him the smooth operator for no reason
scuderiaferrari power (soon to be (fingers crossed)) couple
β³ carlossainz55 π
β³ y/npriv not from the main acc damn
francisca.c.gomes need you biblically
β³ y/npriv come here then babe xx
β³ flavy.barla lemme join
β³ y/npriv i got two hands babygirl
β³ oscarpiastri estebanocon pierregasly you gonna let her snatch both your girls?
β³ estebanocon unfortunately there was a clause when they agreed to date us and it was that y/n is wifey, we are simply the Others
β³ pierregasly ^^
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y/npriv decided to put him out of his misery :)
carlossainz55 and who is that sexy man?
β³ y/npriv idk but he keeps speaking spanish to me even though he knows i dont understand it π
β³ carlossainz55 but do you like it? π
β³ y/npriv i think you know i do x
francisca.c.gomes AND YOU DIDNT UPDATE THE GROUPCHAT???????
β³ lilymhe FR!!!! I LITERALLY SAID TELL US AFTER YOU KISS HIM
β³ y/npriv SHUT UP RN
β³ carlossainz55 no do go on
β³ lilymhe what happens in the y/n gf's gc, stays in the y/n gf's gc
carlossainz55 estΓ‘s muy guapa, vuelve a la cama cariΓ±o β€οΈ
(you look so pretty, come back to bed sweetheart)
β³ maxverstappen1 we have the translate function on ig you horndog
β³ y/npriv don't be mad i snatched ur man
β³ maxverstappen1 ... he'll never forget the redbull days
landonorris RUE WHEN WAS THIS??????
β³ y/npriv hiiiii lando... um so.... ππ»ββοΈππ»ββοΈππ»ββοΈ
β³ landonorris GET BACK HERE U RAT EXPLAIN YOURSELF
β³ landonorris carlossainz55 WHAT ARE U DOING WITH MY ROOMIE ????
β³ carlossainz55 i mean i could tell you but instagram does have guidelines
β³ landonorris ew ew ew that's so gross i dont even wanna know
β³ landonorris happy for you guys or whatever but ew never tell me anything remotely sexual about y/n or i will vom
β³ y/npriv lando wtf????
β³ landonorris you're like my annoying sister i'd have to remove my skinsuit if carlos opens his fat mouth
β³ carlossainz55 hey?
β³ y/npriv you're so fuckin weird ily
danielricciardo HE SHOOTS, HE SCORES!!!!
β³ carlossainz55 you were right, they don't call me the smooth operator for no reason
β³ y/npriv you were literally giggling and kicking your feet after i kissed you
β³ carlossainz55 y/n :(((( my reputation :((((((
lilyzneimer wait do was taking the photos?
β³ y/npriv ... self timer
β³ lilyzneimer down horrifically bad wow
scuderiaferrari OH Y/NCARLOS'ERS WE WON!!!!!
β³ y/npriv admin π not u too
β³ scuderiaferrari not even sorry i've been WAITING for this one!!!
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f1gossip A surprise twist in the Charles and Y/N drama? Following Sainz's back to back victory in Australia and then Silverstone, Y/N and Carlos shared what looks like a loving kiss. Eagle eyed fans then spotted Charles on camera arguing with a Ferrari employee in the garages following the Y/NCarlos moment. Finally, Carlos was spotted outside where he was soon joined by Y/N, the two leaving the circuit hand in hand. It is noted Charles' new beau was nowhere to be seen.
fan Y/NCARLOS'ERS WE SO WON!!!!
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fan she upgraded wowow
fan charles throwing a hissy fit was so funny i was cackling watching it
fan kika in the likes... what do you know queen?
β₯οΈ francisca.c.gomes
user not her being a homie hopper π€’
β³ carlossainz55 can't be a homie hopper if we're not homies :)
β³ fan CARLOS?????
β³ fan oh he ate them up
β³ fan carlos has not been fucking with ch*rles for a WHILE, even before all the drama
fan y/n's face... she looked so happy my heart is so full β€οΈ
fan queen y/n we trust your judgement
fan ik the entire grid is cheering rn
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y/nstagram carlando podium again!!! anything else interesting happen at Silverstone? :)
fan the carlando bears π her boyfriend(?) and bestie π
β³ landonorris roomie*
β³ y/nstagram you love me shut up
fan she's so unbothered im giggling
francisca.c.gomes the last slide...
β³ y/nstagram don't worry baby, he was just dropping me off for our date x
β³ carlossainz55 all i am to you is a glorified taxi driver
landonorris couldn't even post a photo of me for my podium... see how it is
β³ y/nstagram don't want your ugly mug messing up my feed
β³ y/nstagram also grey bin needs to go out on tuesday
β³ landonorris you're on bin duty this week?
β³ y/nstagram actually i'm gonna be on a boat in spain soooo
β³ landonorris i hope y'all break up
β³ fan LANDO ?
β³ y/nstagram he's joking dw he did the whole "big brother" speech with carlos, was kinda funny knowing carlos would flatten him in 2 seconds flat
β³ landonorris oh now i really hope y'all break up
fan y/n please we know you have bf carlos pics... i only ask for one thing
β³ y/nstagram i'll post some soon x
β³ fan the most unserious soft/hard launch
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y/nstagram my boyfriends so hot, do you guys mind if i chew on him a lil?
carlossainz55 please don't chew me???
β³ y/nstagram it's internet sla- never mind, ok mr sainz
fan her captions are always so real i love her
fan unhinged y/n is back, we missed you best friend
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scuderiaferrari HARD LAUNCH HARD LAUNCH HARD LAUNCH LETS GO Y/NCARLOS'ERS!!!!
β³ y/nstagram i love u admin β€οΈ
β³ scuderiaferrari our ferrari girl, forever β€οΈ
landonorris i hate this
β³ fan your ex and your roomie π
β³ landonorris you get it π
β³ carlossainz55 stop calling me your ex π
β³ landonorris you dare deny the love we shared?
francisca.c.gomes never mind him, can i chew on you a lil?
β³ kellypiquet ^
β³ lilymhe ^
β³ lilyzneimer ^
β³ flavy.barla ^
β³ carmenmmundt ^
β³ y/nstagram everyone grab a limb x
β³ carlossainz55 please don't chew my girlfriend
fan thank you for the pic y/n! sorry for interrupting your holiday π₯Ί
β³ y/nstagram don't be silly!! it was lovely to meet you <333 dont forget to send me the link to the dress!!
β³ fan on it!!
β³ fan omg how was it meeting them?
β³ fan they're honestly so sweet, they were just holding hands and walking around and carlos was yapping away and the way y/n was looking at him π₯Ί they're endgame fr
β³ fan could actually cry??
β³ fan also when they were on the beach, carlos twirled her around and they started dancing to the music playing from a nearby bar... it was actually like a movie scene ππ
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carlossainz55 dicen que ver una estrella fugaz da buena suerte, y tenΓan razΓ³n, mi estrellita β€οΈ
(they say seeing a shooting star is good luck, and they were right, my little star)
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francisca.c.gomes that first picture... i love my girlfriend
β³ carlossainz55 can't even have peace on my own hard launch
β³ francisca.c.gomes you snatched y/n from her girlfriends, you will never know peace.
fan he bagged a baddie wowow
fan the caption??? oh hes in LOVE
β₯οΈ carlossainz55
y/nstagram π₯Ί carlos..i'm so grateful to have you in my life β€οΈ
β³ carlossainz55 i am the one who's grateful β€οΈ
scuderiaferrari heyyy y/n *with rizz*
β³ carlossainz55 even my own teams admin wow...
β³ scuderiaferrari not my fault your girlfriends hot
user homie hopper
β³ carlossainz55 eat glass :)
β³ y/nstagram CARLOS
β³ scuderiaferrari we love that you're happy but please carlos this is still your official account
lilymhe y/n i could treat you so much better
β³ carlossainz55 back off i've waited years for this
β³ y/nstagram YEARS???
β³ carlossainz55... ππ»ββοΈππ»ββοΈππ»ββοΈ
β³ y/nstagram you're literally sat right next to me ...
β³ y/nstagram he just got up and ran away...
β³ fan this is so fucking funny sddjsdhdk
β³ landonorris danielricciardo what was that about him being a smooth operator?
β³ danielricciardo hes also fucking dumb
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a/n: hope everyone enjoys! i am working hard on part 2 of girlfriend of the enemy so we can have some happy charles <3 also 2-3 posts in one week who AM I? (i'm gonna be busy w work so i'm trying to give u guys some food in case i have to disappear)
#carlos sainz smau#carlos sainz social media au#carlos sainz x you#carlos sainz x reader#carlos sainz imagine#f1 social media au#f1 smau#f1 x reader#f1 imagine#f1 fic
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