#i love brown bread

[vcrnons]

i ain't arguing with a man with big brown eyes. whatever u say beautiful.

[pastelcatnip-x3]

Breadbug stimboard!

Nintendo make a Breadbug plushie NOW we need it!

🥐🍮🥐x🍞🍓🍞x🥖🧈🥖

[breadandblankets]

dc comics artists who make Steph rounded and Cass spikey >>>>

[plusie]

[shoku-and-awe]

Crispy Nashville Hot Tofu

Ingredients 1 (16-ounce) package extra firm tofu 3 tablespoons brown sugar 1 teaspoon cayenne pepper 1 teaspoon garlic powder 1 teaspoon smoked paprika ½ teaspoon pepper ½ teaspoon salt ½ cup dill pickle juice 2 tablespoons nutritional yeast ½ teaspoon liquid smoke ¾ cup soy milk 2 tablespoons hot sauce ¾ cup all-purpose flour 1 teaspoon baking powder ½ cup vegetable oil 4 slices white bread ½ cup sliced dill pickles

Directions Press the tofu either by using a tofu press or by placing it into a shallow bowl and putting a flat plate on top, then stacking something heavy on top of the plate.

Let it sit for 20 minutes, then discard the water that has collected on the plate. Make the Nashville hot seasoning by combining the brown sugar, cayenne pepper, garlic powder, smoked paprika, pepper, and salt.

Make the tofu marinade by combining the pickle juice, nutritional yeast, liquid smoke, ¼ cup water, and 1 ½ tablespoons of the Nashville hot seasoning.

Slice the tofu into 8 slices (crosswise) and place into a container with a lid. Pour the marinade into the container and marinate for 1 hour, shaking a few times.

In a shallow bowl, combine the milk with the hot sauce.

In another shallow bowl combine the flour, 2 teaspoons of Nashville hot seasoning, and baking powder.

Dredge the tofu slices in the milk mixture then in the breading mixture, setting each dredged slice onto a parchment-lined baking sheet.

Add the oil to a skillet over medium-high heat. Place the tofu slices in the skillet and cook for 4 minutes on each side. Work in batches if necessary.

Add the leftover cooking oil to a glass bowl along with the remaining hot seasoning and stir to form a paste. Spread the seasoned paste over the tofu.

Serve the Nashville hot tofu with white bread and pickles.

[headaching]

in my absence i learned how to bake from scratch :^) so here’s some of my homemade baked goods i would have otherwise posted!

ciabatta!

brown butter spiced cookies! (chinese 5 spice + ginger)

buttermilk biscuits!

more buttermilk biscuits! (these have cheddar & jalapeño 😁)

brown butter birthday cake blondies!

dutch oven bread!

donuts! (cinnamon sugar & maple glazed)

brown butter chocolate chip cookies!

rosemary focaccia!

gluten free brown butter oatmeal cookies! (i really really like baking with brown butter 😁)

[squishsquishy]

Raj from Coral Island

☕️ ☕️ ☕️ ☕️🩷☕️ ☕️ ☕️ ☕️

[bettathanyou]

Cedric with an S/O whose love-language is food/cooking for him???

Anon YOU READ MY MIND. I LOVE COOKING SO THIS FEELS SO INDULGENT TO WRITEEEEEE TYSM FOR THE ASK!!!!

Enjoy ❣️🐟

Cedric The Sorcerer And S/O With Cooking Love Language!

Cedric and food have a... Complicated Relationship

I have a damn good hunch that man is autistic, so texture/sensory issues, lack of hunger cues, and just Not Wanting To Eat because he's doing something he thinks is too important is a prevalent issue

Of course, you couldn't just NOT do something about it. You loved to cook! You love most of all to cook FOR people

So you ask him about food during your long talks together. Cedric mentions a few basic things he likes, like turkey, stew, potatoes etc but he keeps it irritatingly vague

You try to ask Sofia and even the royal cooks about cedrics favorite meals

All you gleaned from Sofia was his love of sweets and the royal cooks were clueless

Great.

Back to square one!

So with your limited knowledge, you decide to start off by surprising him with breakfast. Using Sofias information, you make him really fluffy pancakes with a dusting of powdered sugar! (Think Japanese style)

To keep things suited to his liking, you put all extras on the side; maple syrup, cut up strawberries (you made them heart shaped) blueberries, melted chocolate, and whipped cream. With some orange juice to wash it all down!

Can't forget some edible flower garnish!

You walked to his door, knocking with your foot (your hands were too full lol)

Cedric thought it was someone else, and he was cranky at first about being disturbed so early in the morning. He opens his door with a scowl, brows knitted in the way you know meant annoyance

But when his eyes rest on you, carrying a huge platter of fresh food and drink, he had to do a double take

Just. Cedric with wide eyes, his jaw about to hit the floor, tripping over his words like. "Wh- what's all th-this for, then...?"

You just give him a big cheeky grin and reply, "For my favorite person <3"

Cedric ushered you into his tower, asking you what the occasion was for, and you could tell he was anxious and worried- so you give him a kiss on the cheek, and tell Cedric that you just wanted to do something nice, and make sure he was fed! You know how busy he can get, so you wanted the sorcerer to start his day with the most important meal of the day

Cedric doesn't know whether to thank you, kiss you, or cry

He kinda does all three 😭

After thanking you profusely, he insisted you share the food with him. He said that you made enough for TWO small armies and he won't be able to eat everything

You try to insist that it was made for *him*, but in the middle of your argument your stomach started growling

Cedric gives you a shit eating grin that screams "I win" and you just sit down with a huff and a (fake) pout

You both enjoy breakfast together, and Cedric literally doesn't shut up about how good everything is

He noticed the heart strawberries and you swear it was the softest smile you've ever seen

He finished his plate and it made your entire day

From that day on, you asked Cedric if you can make him a meal once or twice a week- just to get him accustomed to it

You grow to learn more about food he enjoys, from breakfast to lunch to dinner

Cedric really enjoys sweets for breakfast

A light lunch, because the last time you made something heavy the man slipped into a food coma for three hours

And dinner is your favorite time to cook for him, because you can show off your cooking skills and eat it with Cedric together and make it SUPER romantic

Most of all though, you just love making sure Cedric is fed and taking care of himself. The man is a workaholic to a fault, and you both know it! Which is why he always says thank you and make sure you know how much this means to him

Speaking of, Cedric would try to return the favor in little ways- giving you magic flowers that never wilt, a magic show after a meal, small little animal wind up toys he cobbles together in his spare time (can u guess what his love language is? Lol)

Since he is a picky eater, it's been trial and error to figure out what he likes and doesn't- lots of veggies are a no no, and you respect it and don't push the issue. But the veggies he does like, you use as much as you can! After a while, I could see Cedric trying to branch out a little bit and getting slightly more comfortable with food he previously disliked because you make it taste good (you want to believe he can taste the love)

You try to stick within his comfort zone for food, but sometimes you'll bring something for him to try to gauge where you can cook him new food

Regardless, Cedric adores the effort and care you put into making him food! He offers to even cook for you sometimes! (He conjures it lmao)

Which leads to him talking about food magic! It's quite interesting stuff

But no matter what, Cedric always feels smitten every time he has the pleasure of eating whatever you make for him

Seeing an empty plate from Cedric will always be the highest compliment to you :)

Alright, that's about all I got! I honestly want to expand on this more, maybe make some Cedric inspired recipes???? Would y'all be into that????

[garfieldstim]

hi! feel free to turn this down if you'd rather not make real people boards upon request i know it can be an iffy subject in stimblr, but if you're comfortable with it, may i please request a board of jahan from the kpop group kingdom/the kingdom? no specific themes besides warm colours and no bugs. thank you so much in advance if you choose to do this :0

jahan(kingdom) stimboard with warm colour themes for anon

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[dogbunni]

I keep thinking about getting older, about miseries getting bigger and joys getting smaller. I think to myself at least once a day, man, being an adult is just farming misery, isn't it. We go out into the fields and spread shit and reap shit and get shit and we do it all over again tomorrow. We get up and farm misery and go home to fresh baked bread in the oven. I think that is life. That is growing up. Like a child screaming with a skinned knee, because it's the worst pain he's ever felt. A teenager screaming with a broken leg, it's the worst pain he's ever felt. To an adult screaming with his father who went to bed and never got up again, it's the worst pain he's ever felt. Our miseries get bigger and our joys get smaller. To that child that grew up safe and loved, what is fresh baked bread in the oven? I don't want bread, I want chocolate, I want ice cream, I want pizza. God, everything is so good that joy just scales up until fresh baked bread is an imposition. Then you start shovelling shit. You gain years and collect miseries and inches, you lose until you know exactly what you have left. You go out into the fields every day and farm misery, but my god, bumblebees still exist. Butterflies are still beautiful, just because. There can be fresh baked bread in the oven if you put it there, you can open all the windows in the summer and invite everyone you love to bake bread and break it together, you can keep your joys so small that they come bursting out of your chest at a blue sky and white fluffy clouds and the passenger seat of your best friend's car. Yes, your miseries get bigger, you shake old shit off your shovel that you used to struggle with in a single flick, and you sink that blunt blade into a pile of shit that stinks so bad and piles up so high that you think, my god, what the hell comes after this? But there can be bread in the oven if you put it there. There can be bread in the oven.

[remember-digimon]

Well. While I have been debating all day on whether or not to get that Yamato & Gabumon figure

I got a different one in the mail today 😁

MY BOYYYYYS 😭😭😭

[enhanced-operatives-division]

handler for the bingo?

Bingo game here!

1 Bingo!

[cosmicthrillseekers]

im sure ive made this post before but any time i listen to wilco i remember being 15 and a summer camp counselor and there was this one kid who was like 5 and always would wear a wilco shirt and would go around biting people nonstop

[thatnormalcrazygirl]

cozy spring 2023 i love you

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[isilienelenihin]

Christmas Adam is for making sticky buns

[artificial-condition]

I’m home all alone for the weekend (everyone else went on an impromptu weekend trip but I have to work 😭) so I decided to treat myself

Made filet mignon, skillet potatoes, and asparagus. Served with brown bread and butter 🧈