#i love my eldritch abomination son

[home-of-renn]

I love the hc that Danny can't help but trigger this innate, subconscious fight or flight response in everyone he meets. I love it even more when it's the reason why he still gets bullied by Dash.

Truth be told, Dash grew up years ago. His mean streak had been a short-lived phase that left a bad taste in his mouth. The sudden influx of hormones brought on by the onset of puberty had apparently muddled his brain and left him emotionally stunted for the duration of his freshman year. He'd shoved nerds into lockers and stolen their lunch money. He sorely wishes he hadn't been so excruciatingly cliche.

But he'd somehow managed to unstick his head from his ass pretty quick and he hasn't laid a finger on anyone since - well, except for Fenton.

Fenton had always been the exception. Small and slouched, with a messy fringe that fell into his eyes. Danny Fenton always made the hair on the back of his neck stand on end whenever he walked past.

His arm would brush too close or his shoulder would bump into his in a crowded hallway and Dash's arm would lash out before he could even comprehend the accidental touch. Fenton would be pinned against a locker with Dash's forearm against his neck in the blink of an eye.

The funny thing is though, no one stops him. The other kids don't call him out and the teachers are always coincidentally absent.

Dash isn't a bully - at least not anymore. He helped Lester get his locker door open after a ghost attack left the damn thing jammed shut. He stays late after practice so the girls on the cheer team don't have to walk home when the sun starts dipping low. He holds doors open for the people walking behind him and even offers a polite smile. The other day he stopped to help some little kid struggling to tie their shoelaces.

He's trying to be better. His mom cried about how proud she was on his birthday last month and principal Ishiyama made a passing comment on how nice it was not seeing him in her office every week. He enjoys being nice to people. It's gratifying, and some kids have started coming up to him when they need help.

Once upon a time, Dash had been a chubby self-conscious kid who'd hit the gym as soon as his dad had gotten sick of his begging. Puberty had hit him like a truck and he'd started shaving a year before anyone else. Since then he'd bulked up and was far larger than the average high schooler. He'd been honing his reflexes for years and never drops the ball. He's the shield that everyone hides behind during ghost fights. He's big and strong and has damn good aim - which is better than nothing when going up against a ghost.

But there's something wrong with Fenton.

Danny makes sweat gather beneath his collar and Dash has to grind his teeth any time he walks past.

At least he's not the only one.

Kwan's hands are always clenched into fists when they walk past Fenton's locker, even if he's not there. It feels wrong to have your back to Fenton in the changing rooms and Lancer's the only teacher still handing Danny a detention slip - Dash suspects it's cause none of the other staff can stand to be alone with him for that long.

No one steps in when someone lashes out at the Fenton kid. No one says a word or runs towards the teacher's lounge when Dale has Danny by the arm, eyes wide and gripped so tight his knuckles turn white.

The hallway goes silent and the world steps back as Dash's team flank his sides while the front of Danny's shirt is bunched in his fist. His heart thuds against his ribs and pounds in his ears as Danny opens his mouth to make a sarcastic quip. Danny's always been a sarcastic, mouthy little shit, but Dash can't find it in himself to laugh, not while his body forms a physical barrier between Fenton and everyone else - not when Dash has him by the throat but he's the one feeling cornered and exposed. He has to dig his toes into the soles of his sneakers to resist running.

It's not normal.

Dash plays along, keeping his cool as he goes through the familiar routine. He spits out a pathetic insult that misses its mark and thumps Danny against his locker before dropping him to the ground.

It feels rehearsed, like he's stuck in a cycle he can't seem to break. It's one big act that Dash walks away from with adrenaline churning the contents of his stomach and sweat gathering in the palms of his hands. The hallway parts as Dash walks away. He spares a glance at Kwan, whose dark eyes are trained on the floor in front of him, his fists clenching at his sides, shaking under the fluorescent lights. Dash hides his own hands in his pockets. The one he had bunched in Danny's shirt trembles, his nerves vibrating with the sensation of pins and needles. It feels like static under his skin. He tries wiping it off on the inside of his jacket.

The entire student body of Casper high follows behind him.

[boyswhowawa]

Request #4: Meeting

done for a friend from discord for those who don't know, Monk and Saint are both my favorite characters :D

[turtleblogatlast]

I change my mind about lightening it up- so what's your favorite part including the angst

And what Leo missed with no limit's on the angst.

Because now I'm curious-

I just really love the idea of the Prison Dimension being this eldritch-like abomination with semi sentience that invades Leo’s literal soul. I’m excited to go more into the specifics of this, bc it is More than just Leo being immortal :)

For Leo looking perpetually sixteen, I love it both for comedic potential (detailed in the previous post) but also for angst potential. Like, in the beginning, people would assume Leo was the other’s baby brother by a good amount of years, which of course would lead to everyone teasing Leo and Leo fuming about it lmao.

But, then more time passes, and the others get older, and questions of “is that your baby brother?” turn into “is that your son?” or, worse, “is that your grandson?”

It solidifies how Leo is separated from his family, even if he’s right next to him. He’s out of one prison dimension, but now he’s basically one himself, existing in a pocket shaped like Leo and moving through this one.

As for what his favorite thing about being with his bros again is…it’s simple. He just missed them. He missed their presence, he missed being able to look at them in a form that wasn’t paper, he missed being able to hug and be hugged by them. He just missed them, because he loves them.

So, so much.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Karkat: FUCK YOU. YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU ABSOLUTE WASTE OF SPACE AND AIR. YOU UNEDUCATED, IGNORANT, IDIOTIC DUMB SWINE, YOU’RE AN ABSOLUTE EMBARRASSMENT TO HUMANITY AND ALL LIFE AS A WHOLE. THE MAGNITUDE OF YOUR FAILURE JUST NOW IS SO INDESCRIBABLY MASSIVE THAT ONE HUNDRED YEARS INTO THE FUTURE YOUR NAME WILL BE USED AS MONIKER OF EVIL FOR HERETICS. EVEN IF ALL OF HUMANITY PUT TOGETHER THEIR COLLECTIVE INTELLIGENCE THERE IS NO CONCEIVABLE WAY THEY COULD HAVE THOUGHT UP A WAY TO FUCK UP ON THE UNIMAGINABLE SCALE YOU JUST DID. WHEN JESUS DIED FOR OUR SINS, HE MUST NOT HAVE SEEN THE SACRILEGIOUS ACT WE JUST WITNESSED YOU PERFORMING, BECAUSE IF HE DID HE WOULD HAVE FORSAKEN HUMANITY LONG AGO SO THAT YOUR BIRTH MAY HAVE NEVER BECOME REALITY. AFTER YOU DIE, YOUR SKELETON WILL BE DISPLAYED IN A MUSEUM AFTER BEING SCIENTIFICALLY RESEARCHED SO THAT ALL FUTURE GENERATIONS MAY LEARN NOT TO GENERATE YOUR BONE STRUCTURE, BECAUSE EVERY TINY DETAIL ANYONE MAY HAVE IN COMMON WITH YOU DEGRADES THEM TO A USELESS PIECE OF TRASH AND A BURDEN TO SOCIETY. NO WONDER YOUR FATHER QUESTIONED WHETHER OR NOT YOU WERE TRULY HIS SON, FOR YOU'D HAVE TO NOT BE A WASTE OF CARBON MATTER FOR ANYONE TO LOVE YOU LIKE A FAMILY MEMBER. YOUR BIRTH MADE IT SO THAT MANKIND IS WORSE OF IN EVERY WAY YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE, AND YOU HAVE MADE IT SO THAT SOCIETY CAN NEVER REALLY RECOVER INTO A STATE OF THE ORGANIZATION. EVERYTHING HAS FOREVER FALLEN INTO BEWILDERING CHAOS, THROUGH WHICH UNRECOGNIZABLE CORE, YOU CAN ONLY FIND MISFORTUNE. I WOULD SAY THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US BUT THIS IS MERELY THE CLOSEST WORD HUMANS HAVE FOR THE SHEER SCALE OF HORROR THAT IS NOW A REALITY. YOU HAVE FOREVER CONDEMNED EVERYONE YOU LOVE AND KNOW INTO AN ETERNAL STATE OF SUFFERING, WORSE THAN ANY HUMAN CONCEPT OF HELL. YOU ARE SUCH AN UNHOLY BEING, THAT IF YOU STEP WITHIN A ONE HUNDRED FOOT RADIUS OF A HOLY PLACE OR A PLACE THAT HAS EVER BEEN DEEMED IMPORTANT BY ANYONE, YOUR DISTORTED SAC RELIGIOUS SOUL WILL RUIN WHATEVER MEANING IT EVER HAD BEYOND REPAIR. YOU ARE AN IDIOTIC, SHIT-EATING, DUMBASS APE AND NO ONE HAS EVER LOVED YOU. RHODES ISLAND WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER OFF IF YOU'D NEVER JOINED US. YOU ARE A LYING, BACKSTABBING, COWARDLY USELESS PIECE OF SHIT AND I HATE YOU WITH EVERY SINGLE PART OF MY BEING. EVEN THIS WORLD'S FINEST WRITERS AND POETS FROM THROUGHOUT THE AGES COULD NEVER HOPE TO ACCURATELY DESCRIBE THE SCALE ON WHICH YOU JUST FUCKED UP, AND HOW INCREDIBLY IDIOTIC YOU ARE. ANYONE THAT BELIEVES IN ANY RELIGION OUT THERE SHOULD NOW REALIZE THAT THEY HAVE BEEN WRONG THIS ENTIRE TIME, FOR IF DIVINE BEINGS WERE REAL, THEY WOULD NEVER HAVE ALLOWED A BEING SUCH AS YOU TO STAIN THE EARTH AND THIS UNIVERSE. IN THE FUTURE, THERE WILL BE HORROR STORIES MADE ABOUT YOU, WITH THE SCARIEST PART OF THEM BEING THAT THE READER HAS TO REALIZE THAT SUCH AN INDESCRIBABLE MONSTER ACTUALLY EXISTS AND THAT THE HORRIFIC EVENTS FROM THE MOVIE HAVE ACTUALLY TAKEN PLACE IN THE SAME WORLD THAT THEY LIVE IN RIGHT NOW. YOU ARE THE ABSOLUTE EMBODIMENT OF EVERYTHING THAT HAS EVER BEEN WRONG ON THIS EARTH, YET YOU MANAGE TO MAKE IT SO THAT THAT IS ONLY A SMALL PART OF THE EVIL THAT IS YOUR BEING. NEVER IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND HAS THERE BEEN ANYONE THAT COULD HAVE PREDICTED SUCH AN ELDRITCH ABOMINATION, BUT HERE YOU ARE. IT’S HARD TO BELIEVE THAT I AM SEEING SUCH AN INCREDIBLE FAILURE WITH MY OWN EYES, BUT HERE I AM, SO UNFORTUNATELY I CANNOT DENY YOUR EXISTENCE. EVEN IF I DID MY VERY BEST, MY VOCABULARY IS NOT ABLE TO DESCRIBE THE SHEER MAGNITUDE OF THE IDIOTIC MISTAKE THAT IS YOU. EVEN IF TIME TRAVEL SOMEDAY WILL BE INVENTED, THERE STILL WOULD NOT BE A SINGLE SOUL WILLING TO GO BACK IN TIME TO BEFORE THIS MOMENT TO FIX HISTORY, BECAUSE HAVING TO WITNESS SUCH INCREDIBLE HORRORS IF THEY FAILED WOULD HAVE TOO MANY MENTAL AND PHYSICAL DRAWBACKS THAT NOT EVEN THE BRAVEST SOUL IN HISTORY WOULD BE WILLING TO RISK IT. I CANNOT IMAGINE THE PURE DREAD YOUR MOTHER MUST HAVE FELT WHEN SHE HAD TO CARRY A BABY FOR NINE MONTHS AND THEN GIVING BIRTH TO SUCH A WRETCHED MONSTER AS YOU

[ghost-booy]

I am in absolute love with how people portray Danny and the gang in fics. There are just so many amazing headcanons and aus and I am so deeply in love with this fandom. Also some of my favorite things in fics, just because they mean so much to me.

When Danny and Jazz are super close siblings, and they bicker and act just like how my siblings do, it is just 10/10

When Lancer is a good teacher and actually cares about his students

Lancer knowing about Danny and trying to help him in any way he can

Post reveal, Maddie and Jack being nonchalant about Danny doing ghost things around them and it being completely normal for them

When Vlad is set up to be redeemable and can actually be a positive figure in the fentons lives, helping them when possible and being a mentor for Danny

When Vlad is set up to be irredeemable, crossing lines and never looking back, Danny and Co hating him for all he's done

Valerie being a BAMF

Clockwork having a father/mentor relationship with Danny

Back to redeemed Vlad, where Danny sees him as a second father

Sam and Tucker dating, Danny being oblivious

All of them are gay and trans

Valerie being a part of team phantom

Danny being a BAMF

When Maddie and Jack kickass for their kids, supporting them 100%

The Fentons adopt Dani/Elle, her realizing she has people that care about her and want to help her

Elle being Jazz and Danny's little sister, getting caught up in all the sibling shenanigans, and them supporting eachother

Elle being a BAMF

Elle hating Vlad for the rest of her life because of his actions

Elle forgiving Vlad after he's redeemed himself and excepting him as a father figure

Just Maddie and Jack being actually good parents that show unconditional love to all their kids

Elle settling in Amity Park and being part of team phantom

Jazz being a BAMF

Danny dying alone and having no support system :(

Jazz being the one there when the portal turns on and doing everything she can to support and protect her brother

Just Danny and Jazz protecting eachother and always having the others back

Danny telling his parents immediately, they either take it in stride or that's not their son anymore

Maddie and Jack figuring it out on their own, destroying all their weapons that would be harmful to danny, trying to win Phantom's trust

Tucker being a BAMF

Vlad and Danny never finding out the other is a halfa, thinking they're the only one of their kind

Danny becoming an eldritch abomination that scares even Sam and Tucker

Everlasting trio

Jazz being ecto contaminated, and having slight ghost powers

Danny having to eat ectoplasm, whether from a test tube or just straight up cannibalism

Ok so there are a million more things that I love about the fics in the fandom, but here's a few. So lucky to be surrounded by such creative, skilled, and cool people 💚🖤🤍 Thank You all for your service🥺😭😘

[eldritchwhispersofficial]

eldritchwhispers official please tell me about your au :3

what is slenderman like in it

I'M GLAD YOU ASKED- Here comes the boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii So, I already drew him but almost no one saw it

His name is Oakley Simon Woods, born June 9th, 1971. HE IS A FUCKING CINNAMON ROLL. WHO WILL KILL YOU. *A NUCLEAR CINNAMON ROLL.* Oakley's Backstory (CW: Everything. Seriously, his childhood was SO BAD) Basically, tl;dr: Oakley had a father named Jamie (aka Der Grossmann/The Morley Man). Jamie was a SUPREME asshole. And also a murderer, racist, homophobic/transphobic, abusive, and also... err, a little-kid enjoyer. (We hate Jamie in this household) Oakley's mother was Veronica Morley, a severely autistic/intellectually disabled 19 year old (who had the mental capacity of an ELEVEN year old. See where this is going?) Jamie viewed himself and his species (Ochroteids, aka Slenderbeings) as being superior to humankind. He viewed humans as slaves, food, and... err, incubation chambers (YOU CAN SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING) Jamie was a direct descendant of the ancient Ochroteid god Gorr'Rylaehotep, who was himself descended from the Iris. (to make a long story short, I decided Gemini Home Entertainment is a Slenderverse series because Morley Grove exists) So, since Jamie viewed himself as basically a "demigod" of sorts, he was an egotistical little motherfucker. And he wanted a son (because he's a mysogynist.) And then he came across Veronica, yada yada, look, just go on AO3 and read this bitch (TW: EVERYTHING) Oakley is not okay, HELP HIM. Yea, so Oakley is an omniromantic-pansexual, genderqueer, intersex person. Who uses any and all pronouns (They're such a good eldritch horror I love them so much) Oakley's personality can be summed up like this. Oakley: *sees any hot person* HELP *experiences pan panic* Any member of the Order: OUR LORD- Oakley: OH GOD FUCK YOU *snaps their neck*

HABIT: *steals Firebrand* Oakley: NO! MY SENPAI :( Oakley: *aggressively grabs Tim* WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE Tim: I am going to fucking stab you. Oakley, carrying a Nature's Mockery: LOOK! IS BABY! HABIT, disgusted: Oakley that is an eldritch abomination Oakley: NO. IS BABY.

Oakley: You touch my proxies, YOU FUCKING DIE. You make my proxies cry? YOU FUCKING DIE. Zalgo: Pfft, you're not a threat- Oakley: *Kills five thousand demons with his mind* Zalgo: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK-

Fangirls: OHMYGODITSSLENDERMANHISLENDERMANHAVEMYBABIES Oakley: I WILL rip you in half.

Alex: *exists* Oakley: *blows up mind with mind* Alex: MY FUCKING MIND-

Oakley: *unplugs the wifi* BAD GERMANS DO NOT GET ANY WIFI. Sebastian: NEIN! Nicht meine Tentakel-Hentai! NEIN! Oakley, who is fluent in German: YOUR WHAT- *staring at each other* Oakley: *gives him the look* Sebastian: Sebastian: Weißt du was? Vergiss mein Tentakel-Hentai.

Oakley @ half of his proxies: You're submissive and breedable? Same tbh You get the idea. Sometimes he's stabby stabby, sometimes he's awwwww sometimes he needs to go to horni jail

[that-one-zombie-crow]

Ok, I want to get some oc ideas out here for an original story that I'm working on. It's a mix of my favourite characters from past WIPs being shoved into an inter-dimensional place (hotel or other type of waypoint is most likely)

I just happen to be emotionally attached to them now :)

Scott and Owain - Scott is a born pirate and is a big name in certain circles, while Owain is a nobleman and con artist who escaped to the sea after being disowned from his wealthy family. They meet and fall in love (ofc) but they have Problems because of the pasts that haunt them.

Quinn de Loughrey - An immortal from the 1800s who started a radio broadcast to cope with the death of her son-in-law from World War 1. They tell all sorts of tales and spread all kinds of gossip while studying the clock that she found to stop her aging.

Gerard - A transmasc librarian who just wants some peace and quiet. He lives full time in the hotel and keeps a record of all the people who have stayed there. He himself is from a different world, but he's trying to find a way to bring his one true love into the space he cares about so much.

Alyce Byrde - A lighthouse keeper on a smaller island with an even smaller town that has a population of 130ish. She tends to the town during storms but she hears the call of that which lives in the waves, the eldritch abominations and sirens speaking to her soul, trying to get her to join them.

Juniper Alastair - An artist and camp instructor at a small summer camp deep in the woods. She felt the call of the Undead King for she herself was not always alive in the way she currently is. She loses her humanity to the deer part of her the more time passes, but she is willing to risk it to discover what is really out there.

If anyone wants to see more characters, let me know, but these are the main characters for now!

[squadrah]

prosciutto/risotto

Send me two characters and I will tell you what my ideal ship dynamic is for these characters!

Oh, now this is a special one, because my enjoyment of the concept hinges on very specific requirements. All of these have to heavily apply, or I’m not interested.

1) We must keep in mind that Risotto Nero is the appointed leader of the assassins in Passione, and all the responsibility that come with this position;

2) Risotto, in spite of the above, should still be considered a fairly down-to-earth person who killed to avenge a loved one, and had no choice but to lurk in the underground and take on hits to survive; and

3) Prosciutto must be eldritch being first, human second. I have already touched upon this for the Promaggio ask as a key component, but here we must crank up the volume to max. We must let him reach full uncanny valley potential.

Why? Because it’s more interesting this way.

I want to paint you all a picture. Imagine being Risotto Nero, recently appointed as the leader of the assassins. You used to work solo to survive, but over time you incurred enough favor to actually be employed by the mafia and get your own team! You are already massive and your ability is terrifying (permanently ignoring haters who say the average human body only has a nail’s worth of iron was the best decision you’ve ever made). None of your current teammates come close to what you can do. You have every reason to hold your head high and feel in control of your new life in Passione.

And then one day, this bleach blond Barbie doll shows up on your doorstep. He looks like somebody cut him out of a fashion magazine, but you don’t want to judge the book by its cover, so you let him join your team, and though your hopes are not too high for someone this delicate, you send him to Polpo to get tested.

Within 24 hours, Prosciutto tests positive for Cosmic Horror. He shows you the manifestation of his soul, and it’s so abominable it makes Metallica look adorable in comparison. He tells you his ability and gives you a taste of it, just a ten second demonstration, and your shrivelled ass quickly realizes that if the two of your ever clashed in earnest, Prosciutto would walk away with injuries, sure, but he’d leave you and the entire neighborhood population crumbled into ashes. Does he have any qualms about wielding the power of a mass Grim Reaper? You can’t tell because he’s new, but something about the look in his eyes says he’s full of death and fresh out of fucks to give.

You are head assassin and team leader Risotto Nero, and the Angel of Death is now your responsibility. You are his superior and he is your subordinate, so you are accountable for everything he does as a member of your team.

From that day, I want Risotto to live in a constant state of religious terror as Prosciutto seamlessly integrates himself into the team, knowing with every fiber of his being that the only thing that keeps this Manic Eldritch Nightmare Twink from murdering everyone in a 250 meter radius is that he’s professional, nice even. Prosciutto follows his orders not because Risotto has the means to reinforce the rules, but because they are orders he thinks are worth following. He takes care of affairs and missions and his own teammates, not because he needs any of this, but because he now considers it his job and he is one committed son of a bitch. He is one of a kind to be sure, and Risotto doesn’t dare ask what his kind is.

Eventually I want Risotto to confess his extremely mixed feelings, where he has come to confuse existential dread with arousal, but his desire to stay on Prosciutto’s good side and his wish to service him in any way he can for the team’s sake is genuine. Prosciutto finally lowers his morning newspaper and just says “That’s crazy” because he doesn’t know what else to tell this guy. Risotto thus settles for eating cunt everyday like a boss, as a boss, and nobody says a word about it; he’s technically a monsterfucker now and there’s not a goddamn thing anyone is willing to do about that, because Prosciutto deserves something good for all the effort he voluntarily puts in to make all of this work.

You give me this or give me nothing.

[hearth4days]

Plot relevant Fun but useless ☆ I have more to say if you want to know more

These are just in the order they're in on my account, I'm too lazy to sort these. Link to wiki on their names

Pure Vanilla Cookie ☆

Essentially cookie Jesus, through a lot of design motifs and plot points of his. King of one of the three main kingdoms, and sort of the leader of them. Lots of spoilers in his backstory so I won't get too into it

Dark Cacao Cookie

King of another of the three kingdoms. He's a powerful warrior, though after The Great War (tm) he isolates himself and focuses on protecting his kingdom. His son is one of the antagonists, though he disowned him after a couple murder attempts

Moonlight Cookie

Created to be a very powerful cookie by a group of wizards, who are kind of treated as gods. Moonlight Cookie outlived the wizards that made her, and is one of the only people living in their city still. She looks over the world of dreams. She also has a kinda-canon gf ♡ and an emo older brother

Black Pearl Cookie

Eldritch Abomination. It's estimated she's about one human tall (the other characters are normal gingerbread man sized). She likes drowning people and breaking things. Milf

Frost Queen Cookie

Kind of a bitch. Imagine any other ice queen. That's her

Stardust Cookie ☆

Moonlight's emo older brother. He was supposed to take on her role, originally, but the wizards considered him a failure and cast him out to die in the deep dark void of space. He had a brief villain arc, but he's chill now. Imagine Dabi with less fire

Sherbet Cookie

Works under Frost Queen Cookie after he was reincarnated as a spirit. Jack Frost RotG

Capsaicin Cookie

#GoTeamScovillia He looks like an asshole but he's just a himbo. I'm not done with the event story yet so I'm not positive on details, but he seems like he's had issues controlling his strength/fire magic in the past. Very confident and strong. He exists solely to show school spirit I'm happy for him

Clotted Cream Cookie

Polititian/ambassador for a neighboring kingdom that took in Vanillite refugees after The Great War (tm). I'm not done reading his stories either, but I hear he's a manipulative little shit. He's charming though so I like him anyway

Werewolf Cookie ☆

Unironically the only reason I started playing. Nobody but me cares about him. As the name implies, he's a werewolf, though he transforms whenever startled or upset instead of just under the full moon. He was shunned from his village after protecting a friend and is now very isolated and emo

Licorice Cookie ☆

One of the main antagonists. He's so fucking pathetic. He too was shunned from his village where he grew up in poverty. They hated him because he was only good at necromancy and sucked at literally everything else. Everyone bullies him constantly. He cries every time he loses a fight. The only people he gets along with are his nonbinary pets and his nonbinary child so I declare him trans by default. He is only evil because nobody else wants him. He helped form a kpop group specifically to fight BTS and then got beat up by BTS. You cannot imagine how lame he is /pos

Vampire Cookie ☆

He's lazy, he's an alcoholic, and his sister hates his ass

Red Velvet Cookie ☆

He is surrounded by dogs 24/7. He joined the antagonists at a very young age when the BBEG, Dark Enchantress Cookie, found him injured and took him in to presumably groom him. He has a prosthetic cake arm and a prosthetic eye, and his job is to breed and train dogs to fight for the villains. He has religious trauma. He was also in the kpop band

Cotton Cookie

Saved Sherbet Cookie from Frost Queen Cookie. She likes sheep

Pinecone Cookie

The Lorax but a baby and annoying

Prune Juice Cookie ☆

Similar backstory to Licorice Cookie, the only magic he's good at is potions so he got bitched at by his teachers and peers a lot. Competing against Capsaicin Cookie and another character that hasn't been released yet

Poison Mushroom Cookie ☆

Nonbinary twelve year old that loves drugs. They're also very fond of the other villains, and follow around Licorice Cookie. They're not even evil, they just love neurotoxins that much. Also in the kpop group

Sparkling Cookie

Sexy bartender

Herb Cookie

Plant mom. He's like if Basil Omori didn't need therapy and was an adult man

Squid Ink Cookie

Sad little octopus baby that can turn into an eldritch abomination

Cocoa Cookie

Loves hot chocolate and classical music

Milky Way Cookie

The ultimate failgirl of all time. She's the conductor of a dream train, and she follows zero rules, refuses to work, and messes up constantly. In a fun way though

Cream Unicorn Cookie

They can transform into a unicorn or a cookie/person. They really love an old abandoned amusement park

Purple Yam Cookie

I love him so much, why does he have to lowkey be a racist caricature. Despite all cookies coming from an oven, he freaks out about it constantly and is pissed that nobody else is upset about it

Pastry Cookie

Character foil of Red Velvet Cookie. She's a nun

Blueberry Pie Cookie

The only other resident of the wizards' city, alongside Moonlight Cookie. She keeps a library of ancient books which she refuses to leave

Pomegranate Cookie ☆

She's soso gay for Dark Enchantress Cookie. She used to be the high priestess of her village, but betrayed them to pursue evil after having a vision. Everyone hates her because she's a dick and a woman but I love her. Please observe her lesbianisms

Parfait Cookie

She's a little rockstar. I have no idea why she gets shipped with Licorice so much

Cream Puff Cookie

Baby witch and very bad at it

Wildberry Cookie

Hollyberry Cookie's personal assistant and body guard. He's very serious and I want to kiss him

Mala Sauce Cookie

Chief of the Mala Tribe. Also lowkey giving racist energy

Moon Rabbit Cookie

She loves rice cakes and can turn into a bunny

Macaron Cookie

Plays in parades and is followed by animals

Carol Cookie

She sings. She's a christmas tree. Cringe

Twizzly Gummy Cookie

Jinx LoL is that you??? She's a time and space criminal and she's fucking nuts

Pumpkin Pie Cookie ☆

She's like if Korekiyo was a weird little girl. Her dead sister is posessing a doll that talks to her and attacks people for her

Space Donut

A little alien that escaped imprisonment and befriended Stardust Cookie once his villain arc was over. They're besties now

Dark Choco Cookie

Emo edgelord and Dark Cacao's disowned son. He left his kingdom after being taken over by a cursed sword and joined the antagonists "because he deserved to suffer". After trying to kill his dad he left the antagonists and is now just emo in a peaceful kind of way

Mint Choco Cookie

Plays classical music

Almond Cookie

Cop

Crunchy Chip Cookie

Has Red Velvet Cookie's job except for the Chocolate Kingdom

Candy Diver Cookie

Autistic about the ocean. Nonverbal. Keeps finding underwater cryptids

Chili Pepper Cookie

One fifth of the main protagonists' party. She's only tagging along so she can find things to steal, and she's kind of a dick, but nostalgia helps her out I guess

Raspberry Cookie

Mean lesbian ♡ Competed to take over the Hollyberry Kingdom's throne, but came in second to its actual heir

Prophet Cookie

Why didn't they name him Fortune Cookie. Old prophet that gives you free money sometimes

Eclair Cookie

History buff. He runs the guild museum and teaches at the magic school

Tea Knight Cookie

Retired dragon-slayer

Cherry Blossom Cookie

Older sister to cherry cookie. She loves picnics

Madeleine Cookie

Self-centered and cocky paladin but I like him anyway for some reason

Mango Cookie

Loves infodumping about his home, the ocean, and his boat

Sorbet Shark Cookie

A shark given the ability to live with the cookies as a person by Black Pearl Cookie

Rye Cookie

Bounty hunter that especially hates Chili Pepper Cookie

Fig Cookie

Scottish forest spirit who I hate to hear talk. She's a centaur with the body of a deer

Tiger Lily Cookie

We have exited "kinda racist" territory I'm not even talking about this one

Black Raisin Cookie ☆

My emo wife ♡♡♡ Leader of an impoverished village Pure Vanilla Cookie took shelter in after The Great War (tm). She loves her village a lot and takes zero shit

Lilac Cookie

He's so fucking pretty. Master assassin and very good at dancing

Affogato Cookie

Manipulative advisor to Dark Cacao Cookie. He helped the antagonists attempt regicide so that he could take the throne, but it didn't work

Espresso Cookie

Teaches at the magic academy

Kumiho Cookie

A little fox that wants to be a cookie so badly she learned transformation magic. She loves flirting with people

Choco Werehound Brute ☆

A cake-dog that Licorice Cookie raised. It uses three sets of pronouns and has canonically dressed in drag as well as joining the kpop group from way up there ^^

Strawberry Crepe Cookie

A little girl that was left to live alone in the abandoned Vanilla Kingdom. She's very good at technology and robots, and joined the antagonists for a brief period

Snow Sugar Cookie

Elsa but nonbinary and less deep

Caramel Arrow Cookie

Faithful guard of the Chocolate Kingdom who was banished for trying to stop Affogato

Milk Cookie

White Knights everyone in the nicest way possible. Travels with Purple Yam

Captain Caviar Cookie

Sexy pirate dilf

Financier Cookie

Paladin that serves as Clotted Cream's bodyguard during travel

Latte Cookie

Yet another magic teacher

Devil Cookie

Exactly what you'd expect. Soda flavored for some reason

King Custard III

Little five year old in the main party. Very passionate about being a king someday, and looks up to Pure Vanilla Cookie

Pancake Cookie

Small child. Likes squirrels, acorns, and Poison Mushroom Cookie

Onion Cookie

She's a little baby. She got crushed by a chandelier, and now she's a sad little ghost

Clover Cookie

Bard that loves plants

Blackberry Cookie

Adventurer Cookie's maid, and the only one that can see Onion Cookie's ghost which she takes care of

Adventurer Cookie

Indiana Jones

Gumball Cookie

He's a graffiti artist and really loud about it

Avocado Cookie

Buff woman that loves puns

Carrot Cookie

Farmer

Knight Cookie

As the name implies, a knight, and Princess Cookie's personal guard

Alchemist Cookie

Vampire's brother. She specializes in chemistry

Cherry Cookie

Cherry Blossom's sister. Likes explosions

Princess Cookie

Hollyberry's grandaughter and rightful heir to the Hollyberry throne. She left her kingdom for a while to travel, but has been appointed as princess again

Wizard Cookie

Another of the main party. Despite looking old, apparently he's, like, twelve. Autistic about magic and wizards

Strawberry Cookie

The fourth member of the main party. Canonically a BTS fan and a fujoshi

Ninja Cookie

Ninja cookie,,,

Muscle Cookie

He enjoys working out

Gingerbrave

Despite being the main character, he is the blandest bitch here. He's a gingerbread man. That's it

Beet Cookie

Ranger/hunter

Angel Cookie

I hate her ass. She's just a normal angel

Hollyberry Cookie

Ex-queen of the Hollyberry Kingdom, and friends with Pure Vanilla and Dark Cacao. She also ran away from her kingdom for years on end. She has a drinking problem

Sea Fairy Cookie

Her entire character is that she's gay for Moonlight Cookie. I'm happy for her

Oyster Cookie

I have not met her in the story or unlocked her, but she's old and she's a politician, so she's probably a bitch

[tetrathewizard]

I'd love to rp BakuDeku!! I just lost an rp partner who I was doing a lot of MHA AU rp with and I got a taste for it! I don't write a lot unfortunately, but I do my best. I can promise to write a few sentences per response

I have a ton of ideas I really want to try! Mostly I want to do AUs, maybe use a couple OCs I have? I can play most characters except for AFO, All Might, and Endeavor

The AUs I really wanted to try were:

Spider Deku x Venom Kacchan

Spirited Away

Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood

Fantasy AU

It's where Izuku is the demon king and Katsuki is the hero. In this world human adventures can be revived endlessly by the Mana Tree so it's like a video game. But of course Izuku is in love with Katsuki and doesn't want to hurt him

Fantasy AU Villain Deku

I was thinking that we start off with Izuku being a normal village boy but runs into Tomura. They talk for a bit and later Tomura basically revives the demon king AFO in his village and everyone blames Izuku because he's the village scapegoat. He's treated very badly until he's pushed to the breaking point and Tomura or AFO comes to literally talk him away from a cliff

Alice in Wonderland

I had an idea where Izuku would fall down the rabbit hole as a kid. But once he's there the world naturally starts to force him to take on a role. Unfortunately since the King of Hearts has eyes on him...that means Izuku slowly starts to become the Prince of Hearts. His hair becomes white and his eyes will change to red. Once the transformation is complete he won't be able to return home. Izuku is trying to avoid the King of Hearts and find a way to go home while keeping his memories of the real world. A sequel would be him returning to Wonderland as an adult because his mother is dying and he could find a cure there but he faces similar perils and that his reality is starting to merge with Wonderland!

Lovecraftian Cult AU

Izuku Midoriya is a humble police officer in a small town. One night his long lost childhood friend, Katsuki Bakugou comes to him. Izuku is discovered to be the son of an Eldritch Abomination, the King in Yellow. Izuku is then taken to a commune where he is worshipped as a god like entity. Confused and frightened he tries to adjust to this new reality as his powers confirm that their faith is much more than the ravings of lunatics. At the same time he must perform his duties as a guardian of his followers and interact with surrounding cults in the area while the Cult of All for One plots the end of the world...

If any of this looks appealing please feel free to DM me! I know it's very Izuku heavy but that's just who I main as. I'm more than happy to play someone else as the main character. I'm willing to play as Izuku, Shouto, Hitoshi, Mirio, Keigo and others! If you want to add me on Discord, I'm Aria6516

No abuse, rape, self harm, suicide, drug abuse, knife play, torture or choking (Canon backstories are okay)

[home-of-renn]

I love fics where Danny is an otherworldly abomination - but not yet.

Like he's still a baby and hasn't yet grown into his eldritch existence. As of now, he gives you a little chill whenever you get too close or look him in the eye. The hair on the back of your neck stands on end when he's in the room and sometimes you feel like there's something not quite right with the Fenton kid and you have to resist the urge to just turn tail and run.

But also he's just the resident weird kid at school who still hasn't hit his growth spurt and keeps getting shoved into lockers even though he's a senior now. Like maybe he's just ~ like that ~ ya know?? Who wouldn't turn out weird if their parents were nutjob ghost hunters.

He makes you want to clench your teeth every time he walks past and sometimes you swear he barely even breathes - but he stutters when he's nervous and does that thing where he rubs his neck and he's got curly handwriting and keeps getting detention from falling asleep in class - half the time his notes are plastered on his cheek and he's got ink on his chin.

But give him a few hundred years and he'll fill you with so much existential dread that it'll make you question your entire existence and place in the universe and your lungs will feel like they've been filled with lead - every time he opens his mouth to order the newest item on the Nasty Burger menu.

Clockwork would be so proud.

[sagewhite]

I love my eldritch abomination son

[redemptioninchaos]

Abandoned Mask + Mask’s Calling

A character I no longer roleplay

I can't think of any character who 100 percent fits this question, so I'll give you two characters who sort of do for half credit each

The first one who comes to mind is one you know very well: Geronimo Sang, basically an Indy/Nathan Drake expy from Miami. Born in Britain, moved to the States with his wealthy family, and became an investor as part of his family's firm, Hughes and Son. Had a brother named Rafael with whom he shared a bit of a rivalry. When he's not doing investment work, he's adventuring for the heck of it, and he had a proficiency with both shotguns and rifles. His longtime enemies were the Masons, a secret society who controlled many things behind the scenes and were always one step behind Geronimo as he collected the McGuffin for the week.

Since then, I evolved him into another character, Augustus Hughes, who was involved in Colette's original big project I did with @canuck-sweets33 over half a decade ago. He was still the son of a wealthy business magnate, but this time he was a necromancer who could speak with the dead and possessed light and dark magic capabilities. Like Geronimo, he was still an anthro wolf, but I made him American. Instead of the adventurous spirit his original incarnation was, he was nervous, mild-mannered, and generally wanted to remain uninvolved with anything troublesome. However, trouble found him anyway when he married the love of his life, Annette Wise. On the day of his wedding, malevolent spirits terrorized the Stockholm church, killing three and injuring dozens. Augustus, along with his just-married wife, brother-in-law, and Colette, defeated the spirits and the source of them all, but it was a pyrrhic victory in what would become later known as the Black Wedding.

From that point, I've since evolved him again in the project you and I are working on collaboratively, Blazing Tails. Both of us know what we intend to do with him, but for everyone else...imagine if Saul Goodman were a necromancer on the side.

The second is Reagan Masters, werewolf library worker. He disagreed with his local werewolf pack regarding relations between werewolves and everyone else. He opposed the current werewolf leader in a sort of election, voicing his concerns that antagonizing everyone else wouldn't do much to help anyone. His opponent had a more "pro-werewolf" outlook and claimed that the pack needed to focus on protecting itself, even at the cost of non-lycan lives. This Reagan left the werewolf clan, drove a Prius to work every day, and largely kept to himself, "lone-wolfing" it, as it were. I hadn't seen Underworld, but I thought it was the coolest thing ever to have a werewolf fall in love with some vampire chick, and I thought it'd never been done before.

Man, I was stupid in high school.

Not much happened with Reagan on Tumblr (I remember some guy on here saying "I really don't give a shit about Masters" straight to me, so there's that), but what was really popping off was the RPs that astronaut-max and I did on Facebook, back when I still used it. Reagan fell in with two druids, a germaphobic academic and a lanky stoner, and got into some wacky adventures, including one where Reagan twerked and performed "My Bubble Gum" by Rasheeda to distract an eldritch abomination long enough to ensure he and his friends could escape with their lives.

The RP was named "Claw and Order," and while I may cringe at the ideas I thought were fire back then, I figure it was good I had those experiences. It goes to show how far I've come as a writer. Max made a character who's still referenced to this day. ("Dylan! You son of a bitch!") There was even an AU where our characters were put in the world of Bullworth Academy, where Gary was a self-proclaimed "alpha" werewolf. The original verse of Claw and Order saw Reagan in his early 20s. I've since then stopped RPing this version of Reagan, but I kept a few ideas for his current evolution. Now, Reagan is in his 40s and is a supervisor in a subdivision of the FBI called the Supernatural Investigation Network, or SIN. Colette and others work for a private society unconnected to the federal government that straight up dispatches magical threats. The feds didn't like the idea of such a secretive society dealing with everything magical, so they made their own society that focuses on investigation instead of assassination.

Reagan deals with magical occurrences around the East Coast, primarily in Philadelphia. For roughly a week every month, he shifts into his werewolf form at night involuntarily, but investigations still need to be done and bills still need to be paid. He'd put on a few pounds since his younger days, but he's still a formidable hand-to-hand fighter when it comes down to it. The keyboard in his office, as well as the laptop he carries, has myriad scratch marks on it, but at least his computers can recognize the tone of his growls whenever he has to work when he's shifted.

Typically, I only play him in human verses instead of anthro verses, especially in verses where Sergio is a vampire hunter.

A character I'm on the fence about RPing

I have several characters I'm on the fence about RPing in an official capacity. Reagan is actually one of them. I'll need to do some tweaking for him before rolling out the red carpet for him, but I get the feeling a werewolf DILF shouldn't be too hard to garner attention for.

I've already RPed as Grollor's father Grollark a few times, but I haven't made a page for him yet. If enough people want to interact with a 50-something orc pirate who loves his wife, kid, and pet a whole lot, that could be a possibility.

And even though I have a page for her, I'm still on the fence about Qisalor. Considering how she's the main villain in the first DND campaign, you'd think I'd want to use her more, but for whatever reason I've just not had any muse for her. She just doesn't feel interesting at the moment, and canonically she wouldn't talk to so many people's muses since they're humans. Heck, she'd probably just try to kill them on sight if they approached her. Because of that, I could see how Qisalor might not be anyone's first pick. So, I'll put her on hiatus for the moment until I come up with some more Qisa-lore.

[freelanceexorcist]

100% LOSING MY MIND over your discovery about Sephiroth's eyes... omw..... so that begs the question, when and WHY did they switch?? *hyperventilating*

First, if you are hyperventilating, please breathe. Take a slow breath in. Hold it for a few beats. Then let it out slowly. Imagine Zack Fair coaching Crisis Core!Sephiroth through a flashback.

I'm willing to accept that this was an editing error since this is just a trailer and not the final release.

But.

BUT.

Japan and other East Asian countries' story-telling relies a lot on symbolism.

What if this isn't an editing error? In the same damn scene, his eyes switch from catlike to round to catlike again while he's battling Glenn and reaching out to Genesis without success. What if this is symbolic of his battle between his humanity and his allegiance to the planet-eating alien Eldritch Abomination we know and love as Jenova? Only The Shadow knows.

I guess we'll find out if it was an error if it is corrected by the time his Ever Crisis chapter comes out. But if they leave it in....damn, son. We got us a mystery. *rubs hands together Mr. Burns-style*

[nyxtartarusvt]

Hey! Figured I'd do a small intro for anyone that's stumbled across me: the name's Nyx! I'm a nonbinary half-elf VTuber and variety streamer. Currently a Twitch Affiliate. My son is an eldritch abomination I accidentally summoned and adopted. I enjoy playing chill games, but also like to sprinkle some chaos on occasion. So check me out if you enjoy having a chill vibe! Streams are also Lurker Friendly, so no pressure to interact.

Will work on making things more ~aesthetic~ and shit later, but just want to make this in case Twitter goes down/dark (even for a short time).

Here's my socials!

Twitch: https://twitch.tv/nyxtartarus_vt Twitter: https://twitter.com/NyxTartarus_VT TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@nyxtartarus_vt Discord Server: https://discord.gg/bBjDKdxEm3

Will def be beefing this up later. For now.. have a lovely night! ✨🦑💜

[dxrknessembr8ced]

Back through the journey to reunite with her mother Junior with a new companion that is the pierera platypus in her arms continue to walk through the ruins of metro city only for the child to feel that she's being stalked by a unknown entity. She hopped it's not a lizard baboon, or more monsters but it wasn't in fact it's far worse. It is another one of the eldritch spawn of both the jiangshi and the father of chaos. Ral'gash the brute and one of the oldest of sons have emerged from the dark dimension like the rest of his siblings seek only to reunite with his mother only to find Junior, the cell divided offspring and like all powerful eldritch beings he catch her scent. He knows Junior is not his beloved mother but his sister, thus called out to her showing that despite his appearance and intimidating stature he shows her his love and affection towards his young sister.

" SISTER! "

Junior hearing this she looked up to her horror witness Ral'gash in the flesh from above on a tree branch. She quickly place her pet on the ground and prepares to fight.

" BEGONE DARKSTALKER OR I'LL TEAR YOU TO RIBBONS-! "

Ral'gash jumped down in front of her and let out a hearty chuckle.

" Hahaha! No no! I am not here to harm you! How could I harm my own sister? "

She's suddenly became confused at Ral at the fact this abomination is actually her brother born from both Shuma and her mother Hsien-Ko.

" Wait wha-? You're my brother? Mama never told me about you! How can I be sure you're not some demon who lies and eat my soul? "

" I would never lie to mother, not even to you baby sister! "

Junior still having a hard time she finally had decided to catch his scent, that scent is real he truly is her brother that she never knew nor heard about, soon others will come to the human realm to reunite with her own mother.

" ....Oh my gods, you are my big brother! "

The realization that she has more siblings mean that she isn't alone, the more she met the more assistance she'll have, a twisted dark family that will help her save her own mother.

" This is awesome!! "