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cynningly · 2 years ago

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i have figured out the pattern in my ideal character dynamic and it’s just asshole purple bunny men

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kitskiis · 7 months ago

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He keeps doing this I’m gonna cry

#also can I just say this was SO sweet from grian and gems pov #gem saying ‘he’s really pathetic. but he’s a good teammate’#and then skizz and mumbo suggesting they kill joel and gem immediately jumps to his defense and calling him ‘our idiot’#and grian joining as well defending him when skizz and mumbo got mad at Joel constantly killing them #meanwhile Joel - completely unaware this is happening - talks about how he feels the need to protect them while they’re in spectator #IM GONNA CRY. THEY MAKE ME SO SICK #smallishbeans #joel smallishbeans #grian #geminitay #wild life spoilers #wild life #wild life smp #trafficblr

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mismatchsocks · 6 months ago

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“will graham is just a sad poor guy who was manipulated by hannibal lecter-“ BOOOOO!!!!! BORING!!!!!!! MY will graham enjoys KILLING and MAIMING because he’s a SICK FREAK

#he’s a freak of nature #that’s like the entire point of the show #nbc hannibal #will graham #hannibal #feel the need to clarify that this is primarily a JOKE #will graham being a victim of hannibal lecter AND a sick fuck are statements that can coexist #this is abt people who water him down to nothing but a sad poor guy #also feel the need to mention that when will is at the randall tier display #will says “you forced me to kill you” and randall says “i didn’t force you to enjoy it”

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somanyfandomsorkinafs · 22 days ago

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(I am ~buzzing~ with ideas…. Allow me to release some)

Once Danny was an adult, he decided to join Ellie in her ‘permanent world tour’. It’s better than staying in Amity where the opinion of Phantom hasn’t gotten much better. Besides, the portal caused the veil to get weaker, allow ghost to wreak havoc where ever they want.

He’s met a lot new ghost cause of this too. Old as Mycenaean Greece to non humans who came to Earth and died there. Danny’s learnt so much from them that he’s basically a walking in Encyclopaedia.

So, Danny’s decided “fuck it.” and has it became a part-time history teacher. It’s fun! He knows the details by heart and is able to make it more fun than just droning on about the same old wars and whatever. He enjoys it, the kids enjoy it and the ghosts having their stories told!

Of course, this does cause some problems when people try to correct him. Danny’s argument? “I got them correct sources.”

And when anyone asks him how knows his sources are correct? “My source was there when it happened.”

Cue the dc world thinking that Danny’s just some immortal guy whose decided to use his immortality for good(TM)

#dp x dc #Dc x dp #dcxdp #dpxdc #dpdc #dcdp #writing prompt #I’m thinking this happens either in Gotham where everyone kind of just accepts that he’s there #Like “yup. Immortal guy. Doesn’t really do much beside tell his stories like an old man”#It would be funny if Damian ends up in his class and is so into because he can ask ANY question from ANY area/time period and Danny answers #-well enough that Damian has found a new favourite #“He’s not even family!”#“Tt.”#Or it happens in Central city #Because I think that’s also a city that would see this funky dude and just go “Yup that’s normal!”#(I JUST REMEMBERED THAT WALLY GETS WRAPPED UP IN A BUNCH OF CULTS STUFF!!!)#Wally totally goes up to Danny and starts spilling the entire case…#Without actually spilling it #Danny gives him all the missing clues in the form of the stories of (old ass god from obscure religion)#It would also be funny if Bart is his student #Like Danny 100% sometimes mixes up timelines and has to go #“Yeah so the queen stabbed the king in revenge- wait no. Sorry. the king killed the queen and the princess stabbed the king.”#Bart is BUZZING(/pos) cause he was there!! He went to that timeline to fix it!!#It’s very obvious that this immortal guy is immune to time travel shenanigans #Bart has fun subtly mention old timelines with him #Danny’s already decided this is his kid now. Back off Flash. I’m stealing your side kick.#(EVEN FUNNIER WITH BART 100% SUPPORTING THIS AND WALLY HAVING A CRUSH)#(“Nu uh! You don’t deserve Mr. Fenton!” “Dude I’m basically your older brother! If we date he becomes actual family!” “Nu uh. I claimed him #Already!” “Barttt-!”)#I need me more Danny & Speedsters

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hinamie · 7 months ago

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happy gojoday to all who celebrate

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #gojo satoru #jjk gojo #jujutsu gojo #satoru gojo #characters need to stop being born in december ive only got 2 hands and only 1 of them can hold a stylus #i will b so real i fully did not plan on drawing anything for his birthday but then as with most things gojo i went sigh fiineeee #and then i desecrated a designer item for jjk purposes as u do #thank u versace 2022 pre-fall letterman for your service and for having red blue And purple u rly helped a gal out #in other news forget sukuna honestly if im his barista im killing him im spitting in his coffee and then im killing him #i held back bc /i/ didnt want to draw a massive drink but u kno that tag wld b longer than the gd cup #anyway kinda different style aka i lined again after weeks of painting which youd think would lose me time but its sm faster #id forgotten i can b fast when i want to im so happy ive still got it in me 2 finish a draws in a day #looks at the week spent on megumi's upcoming bday piece........cries #anyway hbd goe joe my feelings 4 u r complicated but u r very fun to draw and for that i thank u

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benevolenterrancy · 8 months ago

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poor Liu Qingge is really going through it in the succubus extra, he just had to go and get a crush on the most oblivious man alive

"Younger than me... we had a rocky start... completely devoted.... often together.... saved each other..... peerless beauty..... outstanding talent.... noble blood.... totally in love with me...... Wow what a weird love fortune! Definitely doesn't match anyone in my life!" says Shen Qingqiu while actively sitting next to one of the two men it perfectly describes

#svsss #liu qingge #shen qingqiu #liushen #sqq #lqg #maybe you could be a LITTLE slower at completely denying everything about the fortune sqq..... for lqg's sake......#succubus: lol what do you know it's not like YOU'RE his fated one #lqg:#lqg: *kill bill siren*#you know in both mdzs and tgcf i'm pretty set on the main ship. don't really feel much need to shake them up #but in svsss i think sqq deserves a harem. i'm willing to ship him around with anyone let's have fun with it #go for it lqg!! it'll be like trying to romance a brick but i believe in you!!#my art

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forgettable-au · 1 month ago

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FORGETTABLE-AU (page 97-100)

* Where could she be?

[BEGINNING] [PREVIOUS] [CONTINUE]

#WE'RE AT 100 PAGES OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDD #WOW #Amazing #I REWROTE THIS SCENE....SO MANY TIMES... YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA...#It's so hard to sound smart when I'm not actually a scientist myself lmekdlwk #“Sure let's do it”#- famous last words from Sans #I think it's very interesting how much more energetic and talkative Wingdings is with Sans compared to how he acts with Alphys...#He's so extra #Why is he doing all that #Ohhhh Sans... It makes me so sad to write him at this stage where he hasn't had an existential crisis yet...#Sans is such a nice guy I can'tttttt #These guys are so fun to write interacting #THE BACKGROUNDS KILLED ME WITH THIS UPDATE #I NEED TO GET BETTER AT THEM #Okay that's enough rambling I think...#undertale comic #undertale #papyrus is gaster #sans #wingdings #undertale au #forgettable-au #This is soooo chapter one core but with more colors

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sidewalk-cracks · 3 months ago

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Bruce would give up the mission if Dick ever died. And not in the angry-grief way of "this is the last straw on the camel's back" aka the way he sorta kicked Dick out, but in the "hasn't set foot in the Cave in over a month because the last time he did he kept hearing Dick's laugh echoing across the stalactites" way. He literally cannot bear to put on the cowl, to be Batman, because Batman has existed longer with Robin than without. Bruce doesn't remember being Batman without Robin (without Dick) anymore. He can recall his first meetings with a few of the Rogues, but beyond that? It's been so long that those first 2-4 years are all just a haze of self destructive grief. Dick flipped his entire life in a 180 to the total opposite direction. He showed him how to hope, to love, to live. If Dick dies as an adult, Bruce would've spent half his life with his first son. No matter what age Dick dies at, Bruce will have always spent more time being Batman with Dick Grayson as a son rather than without him. Dick changed Batman, changed Bruce so irrevocably that Bruce wouldn't ever be able to wear the cowl without remembering him.

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fincherly · 10 months ago

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my gf was looking through wesker's wiki page (as you do) and sent me this

and i lost my shit bc it just seems like they're looking at him like girls look at a weird bug

#this just in #im not putting this on the art blog it's not worth it lmao #but oh my god . imagine.#imagine being extrajudicially executed by Evil Johnson & Johnson and this is the last thing you see #two of your shithead genius students standing all fruity over ur dying body #i accidentally twinkified birkin but im not used to working on a rlly small scale like this so forgive me #plus he's in his 20s so i couldnt give him wrankles. im so sorry bill ive made you a twink #also wesker what's with the fit #do not need to dress up for a murder #BTW IMPORTANT IS THE PHRASING OF “PARTICIPATING IN THE ASSASSINATION”#they literally did NOTHING to help im not even sure why they were there #they sure as hell didn't kill the dude #resident evil #william birkin #albert wesker #james marcus

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daemaid · 5 months ago

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AU type thing where instead of imprisoning him, the Bishops somehow manage to wrestle the red crown off of Narinder and he is reduced to his mortal form.

#cult of the lamb #my post #cotl narinder #cotl shamura #cotl kallamar #cotl heket #cotl leshy #bishops of the old faith #cotl fanart #has this been done yet #OK this is kinda random but while I was drafting this I got a vision of Leshy trapping his tiny brother in an oversized salt shaker #and then when Shamura forces him to take Narinder out he's all shriveled up dehydrated and making that face people do when they eat a lemon #idk it made me laugh a little #im pretty sure this couldn't happen in the actual lore tho #the wrestling the crown off him thing #the thing with the salt shaker could definitely happen they just need to find a lot of salt #The red crown always just flies back to the lambs head what I mean is the bishops manage to sever his connection with it without killing hi

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arcade-confetti · 7 months ago

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Being someone who read Under The Red Hood and came out with the firm belief that, for Jason, it's not about killing Joker, it's about Jason wanting proof Batman would choose him over the Joker (bc shelia chose the joker). Makes seeing any other media where it's all about just wanting the Joker dead is a teeny bit frustrating. to be honest

Jason could've killed the Joker himself, really, really easily. Jason kidnaps the Joker before the confrontation. I can't open my comic for a reference right now, but it felt like he had the Joker for quite a bit before the confrontation. He had him. He beat him up with a crowbar. He had every single opportunity to kill the Joker himself, but he didn't because that wasn't his goal. Make no mistake, he did plan for the Joker to be dead by the end of it, but do you see what im trying to say here

Edit: If I knew this post was gonna get 1000+ notes I would've tried to word it better or something, this was a rant I made on the way to the grocery store 😭

It's not about making Batman kill either. When Batman says he won't kill, Jason adjusts and goes, 'Let ME kill the Joker or kill me to stop me' instead. The test is all about Batman choosing him. The whole final confrontation is Jason's first death again. The parent, The Joker, and the explosives. It even ends with Jason unable to move as a bomb goes off right next to him again because the parent didn't choose Jason. And instead tried finding an option that'd benefit them and (consequencely) letting the Joker walk, again, lol, lmao <-in agony