#i❤️haters

[catgrandpa]

I started this post with the intention of asking for fic recs where Bruce gets his kids early, but then I ended up just writing some ficlets

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I still really just want recs I swear but I wrote these anyway and am incapable of doing more with them so here

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Dick Grayson is 8 years old when he watches his parents die. Bruce is 24 years old when he sees a young boy’s life fall to pieces. He’s far too young to be a single father. But he sees too much of himself in the child, and he knows in his heart that he won’t be able to walk away from him.

He talks to Alfred about his fears of only furthering Dick’s trauma by failing him as a guardian. It takes some time, but Alfred is able to convince Bruce to find a therapist and take some discreet parenting classes. He’s still Batman, and I don’t think he’s capable of Gentle Parenting™ but he does do better. Plus, Dick is young enough to learn to read Bruce before the teenage hormones kick in so they manage to communicate much more effectively with each other.

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Bruce meets Catherine Todd by chance because there was a cool park Dick wanted to stop at. She’s trying to deal with her hungry and fussy 3 year old step son, but she’s young and stressed out and hungry herself and she just doesn’t know what to do. Bruce offers to take them out for lunch. He asks Dick to take Jason to the play area in the corner while they talk.

She breaks down and tells him of her struggles with addiction. She does her best to keep Jason fed, but it’s so hard. Feeding him means she goes hungry most of the time because she can’t quit using. Jason wouldn’t survive if she had to go through withdrawals with him.

He’s not even her kid! Not really. Her husband is just an abusive deadbeat so she doesn’t have a choice. She does love him, but she never wanted kids, and she can’t just let a child die when she can do something.

Bruce fills their fridge and cabinets to the brim (he offers to do much more for them but that’s all she will budge on. She has too much pride to accept outright charity, but she will do what she can to keep her kid safe) and he makes it clear to her that he is willing to take care of Jason for however long is necessary when she decides to take the first step to get clean.

Two months later, Willis gets arrested and Catherine shows up at Wayne Manor and tells Bruce she signed up for inpatient, but she thinks it would be best for Jason and for herself if Bruce would be willing to take permanent custody. She stays in Jason’s life, just not as a mother figure.

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A year or so later, Bruce gifts Alfred with a vacation as an early birthday present. Things have been hectic with the sudden acquisition of two sons, and Alfred has done so much, he deserves a break. Bruce promises he’ll be able to handle two kids on his own.

Turns out, he was mostly right, but only just barely. The kids are fine, the manor not so much. He ends up hiring a few services to help out with general housekeeping. A couple of those workers also happen to be regular hires for the Drakes.

Bruce overhears them talking about how sad it is that those awful people treat their toddler more like a doll than a child. He learns that not only do they leave for long periods at a time while not hiring a proper nanny to watch over their son, just expecting the help to take care of him, but they also lock him away on his own whenever it’s ’not fashionable’ to have a 2 year old around.

Alfred comes back to the manor on August 15th, just in time to celebrate his and Master Jason’s birthdays together. He opens the door and dodged around a very excited 4 year old jumping up and down in the entry hall.

“ALFIE! ALFIE! BOOSE GOT ME A BABY BWOTHER FOR MY BIRFDAY! LOOK! LOOK! HIMS NAME IS TIMMY AND HE’S THE BESTEST!”

Alfred leans over to peak behind the boy, and sees a very quiet, very small child standing behind him.

“Oh, dear.”

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The day Bruce got the call from Talia telling him she was pregnant with his child was one of the best days of Bruce’s life. The day she called to tell him she miscarried was one of the worst.

The only blessing was that he didn’t need to explain it to his kids. Talia was going to move in once she was in her second trimester, and they planned to reveal her pregnancy together.

He got the call two weeks before her flight out. He begged her to come anyway, he loved her, they could still be a family. She refused.

Six and a half months later, he walks into his bedroom to find Talia standing by the window with a squirming bundle in her arms. With equal measures steel and sorrow in her eyes she tells Bruce she is sorry for what she put him through, but it was the only way to keep their son safe. He gathers them both in his arms and holds them tight as she explains.

Her father had planned to raise an heir to be the Demon Head. He would be kept a secret from Batman until the very end. But when Talia gave the final push to birth their son, he came out quiet. She panicked for a moment until her midwife quietly leaned down to listen to the baby’s breathing and then looked up with a soft smile, she bundled up the small thing and handed Talia her baby. Big beautiful green eyes blinked up at her. The midwife leaned closer to Talia and whispered, “Sadly, your son was stillborn. I’m deeply sorry for your loss, but surely The Great Head of the Demon would be willing to allow you some time away from your duties while you recover.” Talia allowed the woman to cover her beautiful cooing baby gently with soft linen and silk and carry him from the room. Later that night she left her home with her son and boarded the first flight to Gotham.

Tears gather on Bruce’s lashes and he tells her everything will be alright because now they can finally be together as a family. Once more, she refuses. She tells him Damian and his boys are far too precious for her to bring the danger of the league of assassins to their door. Bruce closes his eyes in sorrow, but nods his acceptance. He asks her to at least stay the night together. They fall asleep wrapped in each other’s arms with their baby boy safely bundled between them. Talia is gone when he wakes.

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It’s been one week since Talia left and, while still beyond upset, Bruce feels like he’s starting to have a decent handle on things. He is sitting with his boys at the breakfast table, Dick and Jason to his left, Tim to his right, Damian in his arms, and Alfred across from him. They’re finally able to have a relaxing breakfast. No babies crying, no food fights, no arguing, just the sounds of eating and gentle chatter.

He feels a small hand grab his right sleeve and give a gentle tug.

“Boo?” Tim asks, quietly. Bruce feels his heart warm at his son finally feeling like he can speak up without permission.

“Yes, sweetheart?”

“Why isn’t Big Sister sitting with us?”

Alfred is the only person in the room other than Tim to not startle at the sudden appearance of a 5 year old girl standing next to Bruce at the dining table. He simply sighs, stands up, and grabs another place setting for her at the table.

[snoozerin]

thinking abt canpru dumbshit again

[barblaz-arts]

Oooo yes, Lute, just bothering Vaggie and Vaggie is just like, 'dude no, stop, please, at this point, you're embarrassing yourself.' But Lutes to stubborn to quit so-

Charlie being protective is one of my favorite things ever

Right? I need more of this happening. And by that I mean Charlie visibly showing disdain for Lute and being protective over her girl

[rollercoasterwords]

i need taylor swift to stop writing songs abt how she’s persecuted for being horny bc inevitably people start going “omg this is so gay” even when the song lyrics are like “i’m jesus on the cross…i want to sleep with men…”

[cowboylikejesper]

every time a book that altered my brain chemistry and changed the entire trajectory of my life in my early teens gets watered down to a “booktok book” i lose 10 years off of my life

[mephoj]

taco and mephone have fascinating parallels more people could explore if taco haters weren't biased cowards

[anxious7sami]

Unpopular opinion but I actually dislike that people are comparing Kenji to Miguel 😒👎🏾

Likeee I get why but….NO

Ken Sato>>>>>>>Miguel O’Hara

[g3othermal3scapism]

When asked the question, “If you had to get rid of one study group member, who would it be?” if you pick Shirley… you’re the weakest link and I hate you. Yes it’s personal

[triglycercule]

which sans aus do i think would believe in climate change challenge GO

horror: really sans (and by extension any classic variant) would believe in climate change due to being former scientists. like what type of scientist DOESN'T believe in climate change. so horror would believe in climate change but he'd be really damn pessimistic about it (because he's an asshole!) like he genuinely wouldn't care at all. sometimes on bad days he purposely litters. on really hot/cold days as a result of climate change he'd complain and start considering bring environmentally friendly. but he never does. horror wouldn't care at all

killer: he would believe in climate change but he similarly to horror wouldn't care. because he simply has more important things to care about (kities :3 nightmare :3) he thinks those things are somehow above climate change (dumbass!!!! nightmare would melt like wax because of climate change) but when faced with the reality that things are actually being affected by climate he'd be like damn.... this shit id actually happening and i'm contributing to it.... but then he'd immediately move on and get back to more important business

dust: climate change believer but he just does not care. like he tries not to be wasteful and litter and he probably properly uses a recycling bin but in the end he doesn't really give a shit if his efforts are really helping. also he kinda forgets sometimes and that's really not helping the globe. dust would bring it up in fights that he recycles and then people (horror an killer) would shit on him for A. being a pretentious stuck up dick who thinks hes better than everyone for being environmental and B. because he's a goddamn hypocrite that doesn't even stick to his own recycling goals. goddamn asshole

nightmare: he's smart enough to know that climate change does exist but he purposely pretends that it isn't real to piss people off (and get those delicious delicious negative emotions :3) and he'd do it so confidently and he'd belittle you so much that either you get so pissed off and irritated at him or you start questioning yourself and if climate change actually IS real? he'd make up fake sources for climate change being fake and site the mtt as his source because they used to be scientists 💀💀

ink: this fella doesn't even know what day of the week it is do you think they would remember climate change??? absolutely not. anyways ink probably has it scrawled down on his scarf: CLIMATE CHANFE EXISTS. IT WILL KILL THE CREATORS/CREATIONS. but then he still doesn't manage to remember it!!!! but if they could genuinely remember everyday i think ink would try to use less earth harmful stuff for his art and try to be environmentally friendly. key word TRY. this is the guy that goes around teleporting and fighting with ink they would litter the substance everywhere

dream: he really really struggled with grappling with the concept that YES climate change exists. YES there is enough trash out there to kill the earth. YES there is not much he can do about it. like every moral dilemma question about climate change was asked by dream (to swap) and he's very upset about climate change prior to maturing. but after maturing he knows that he can't do much to help climate change but he is FERVENTLY environmentally friendly and tries to remind everyone around him to help the earth (without shoving it down their throats because he's nice like that). if dream had the time he would probably start a nonprofit for helping the earth. he would start a nonprofit for everything actually. modern au dream where he has several nonprofit organizations to help various causes. someone out there's gonna love this idea

swap: he does. i think he would make a joke about it at first when being asked like CLIMATE'S CHANGING? I HOPE HER NEW OUTFIT LOOKS GREAT! or some dumbass fucking joke like that but this guy is even more environmentally friendly than dream. he goes to RALLIES for the environment. he would use environmentally friendly soaps and even fucking kitchen utensils. this guy is just here for saving the earth. he wants to really really believe that big corporations don't mean bad with pollution but he knows. theres no convincing himself that big corp wants to save the earth. even someone like swap who always has hope can't convince himself of that shit

cross: he would obviously believe in climate change. i actually don't know if theres someone here that i don't thinm believes in climate change yet. anyways cross would and he'd recycle regularly and try to be good at it. but accidents happen and he messed up his recycling sometimes and then he feels bad for it because the goddamn earth is gonna die if he doesn't at least contribute his part. cross is baffled by people who don't believe in it the same way i am at flat earthers. like HELLOthe rising temperatures are right there!!!!

error: doesn't care. he lives in the antivoid climate change doesn't effect him. also it would just make his job easier :3 error LAUGHS in the face of rising temperatures

now you may ask why did you decide to post this. but what you should really be asking is why not shouldn't i have posted this. the question was clearly on everyone's minds. i was just the only one brave enough to step up and determine if these fictional characters would care about our world melting to death (OBVIOUSLY)

[bloomingdead]

a whole lotta antagonists starting new channels full of blathering bullshit to get a hype train of followers in the wake of the game’s impending release. and it’s working bc youtube’s algorithm is boosting anything dragon age at anyone absorbing newly released content!! so hateful when they could be focusing on promoting the things they actually like! anyways, i’ll be over here guarding my suspicions as i fuel my obsession in order to keep my hopes up and an open mind when the game fully releases ❤️

[jerberryyuri]

ok ill bite this is weird as fuck

like idk man do whatever the fuck you want but like . the amount of hate IS necessary. because the ship is weird. and abusive. like have whatever headcanons you want if you want to believe the squip is the nicest guy in the world to jeremy and has done no wrong thats fine but the truth is that in canon their relationship isnt like that!!!!! which is what you are shipping!!!!!!!!!! your ship is a proship that is bad that is awful that is gross!!!!!!!!!!!! like hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[randomartblogowo]

Welcome to the first and terrible installment of Roses’ rants! (Not really a rant but uhh… just some yapping)

My opinions on the “Anti Piastri” thing!

Well it… sucks in my opinion. yeah sure, Oscar may not be the best driver ever. But I do feel like it’s useless to make an entire tag based on just blatantly hating on a driver for stuff he was basically ordered to by McLaren, same with Lando.

Honestly, for me “anti piastri” is basically just a tag created by Lando fangirls on either tumblr or heck even the official McLaren discord server who decided to replicate Team LH’s Abu Dhabi 2021 meltdown, except switch it with Hungary 2024. Which honestly is giving us Lando fans a bad wrap

“What about Hungary 2024??”

This claim personally bothers me, yes Oscar did win the Grand Prix by team orders, in which brings me to say this. Don’t hate the driver, hate the team, yes, I wholeheartedly agree with what I just said, don’t hate Oscar piastri for McLarens’ very poor team orders since Oscar can’t control what happens up with the strategists, and it’s not like he was on the radio saying “I want the win” because well- let’s be honest, when has a driver ever said that? Seriously, that’s not something he or anyone could say.

To be honest (I’m gonna bring in Team LH again) anti piastri’s version of Abu Dhabi 2021 is Hungary 2024, there’s pretty much nothing we can do now about the race (this part of my yappering is pretty much bad I’m sorry)

(I don’t feel like writing more of this right now since I wanna eat dinner so I’ll end it off here, but if you want more reasonings to why I don’t approve of anti piastri please slip into my dms and fight me over it because this is just- childish, also if I got anything wrong please let me know, I’m tired and I had honestly a shit day and this thing didn’t make it better for me)

[mercutiosblog]

Thoughts on Tybalt Prince of Cats

he sucketh. mean little guy. I have so many reasons to hate him

he threatened benvolio

he threatened romeo

he ruined the capulets' party with his whining

he was homophobic fr

he threatened me

he's a poser

he's just annoying

check out my tag #tybalt's number one hater for more details 🫡

[b0tsbby]

Yea guys there’s only one knives Zine out in the wild I’ve seen and it’s 18+ and proshipper safe we need to start beating people with rocks again Cain and Abel style.

Anyways I’m now more motivated to make an ACTUAL knives Zine that’s not gross and doesn’t reduce him to people’s sex fantasies because how dare you tarnish his name like that I can’t have my boy have bad rep like thissssssss

You ain’t built for these streets cuh😔✊

[t4tails]

tbh i have a lot of rvb design pet peeves but probably my biggest one is when ppl draw grif bulky as in muscular and imply hes hot bc of that. like i can understand the thought process of turning fat jokes on their head to be like "oh you thought he was fat but thats alll muscle hes actually super strong and pretty" but i still think its fucking stupid like hes canonically fat draw him fat he can be hot and fat!!! the other characters insult him because theyre all assholes that doesnt make him not fat 🙏

[camzverse]

i could probably like or even love william afton if he made any fucking sense to me as a character