#idk what even this is

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

[dracoj]

what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this makes ur brain try to kill you with knives and hammers.

[silverskulltula]

listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

[demcnsinmymind]

@shctsfired sent : “I want to know why you stayed.” | 🌺 “I WANT TO KNOW…” Prompts

"Well, why do you think I did" he snaps somewhat, unnecessarily hostile and terribly aware of it. But it's just been too quick to get out, not at all possible to be kept inside. Almost as if he's ashamed of admitting it. All of it. He keeps his mouth closed right after though, lips pressed together so tightly that they're starting to turn white. Lance takes a deep breath then, swallows, his Adam's apple bopping down and back up again as he does so.

"I stayed because I'm tired of running away all the time. I'm tired of being a coward. And alone. And so goddamn scared. So that's why. I want to stand my ground for a change. I want your company. I want to stay."

[somerandomdudelmao]

Let me show you one of my original concepts :>

Because. Why not haha👍

Characters refs Masterpost

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[roseworth]

the making posts limit not reading posts this isn’t twitter

[abbeyofcyn]

[bixels]

I watched Starship Troopers tonight.

[geothebio]

in my five years delivering pizza, these are definitely the best delivery instructions i’ve ever gotten

[mintypsii]

i can't believe one piece invented gay people

[luyo-mi]

Never drawing again

[thegirlwholivesin-delusion]

Ok so I'm not sure if this will work but

If this post gets 5k notes by 11th March , then I will

1. Read as many classics as I can

2. Read a lot of poetry

3. I will post a few of my poems on here!!!

[white-weasel]

Funniest bit of the dnd movie is Xenk clearly being an NPC the DM introduced for lore and plot purposes who’s a competent fighter because of course he is, his reputation and backstory require it. But whoopsies the DM made him too powerful, the whole party likes him, and now they want him to come with to fight the BBEG which will completely and utterly fuck up the encounter balance

So instead of there being any actual plot reason he can’t join Xenk just says “I can’t. This is something only you can do.” And then walks off, never to interact with the party again because the DM just knows those little shits will find a way to use their OP creation against them

[obsob]

bedtime story with my love !!

[rythyme]

a lot of the popular "queerbait" ships are just "these two characters are friends / they stood close together once" but every once in a while i'll stumble into an unfamiliar ship tag and see shit like "in episode 169 Scrungko gives Blorbis multiple prostate orgasms with an anal vibrator while pretending to date him" and like. idk what the hell is going on there. but if it's not queerbait then they just invented something even more insane. maybe y'all are right sometimes.