Rook: Look at that splendidly ornate comb! Ahh! Magnifiqué! Trés, trés bien!! I--
Exhausted!Yuu: Oh my god, here we go again. Another TED talk today? You've already given 7.
Rook:..I beg your pardon?
Exhausted!Yuu: Everytime you open your mouth I get the urge to say, 'welcome to the comedy club!'.
Rook: Excuse-moi--
Exhausted!Yuu: I'm sorry but be glad you're not part of my world because there's a role in a show 25 years ago that's calling your name. I hope you like being Phoebe Buffay's ex, because you've been doing some damn good impressions since I got here.
Phoebe: So...do you...want to go somewhere?
Kitt: I think I'd rather go somewhere...alone.
Phoebe: Are you breaking up with me? Was it the horse jokes??
Kitt: Listen, before I go, could you rate me on Cupid's Corner?
So I don't think I ever explained how Reese's danglies work- (and side note, do these things have a name? the wiki just calls them "appendages" but it just doesn't feel right calling them that lol)
They're tied! Tied behind her head because they're long and get in the way. Sorry Reese, I thought it would look cool-
(y/n) tomlinson was the second oldest tomlinson sibling, with her older brother louis, being the oldest, she was currently as of 2024 at the gorgeous age of twenty-nine.
being a member of a family that was known around the world because she had a famous brother who was in one of biggest boy bands in the world, her sisters being influencers, her life was most of the time always in the news.
back in 2010, she first met the future love of her life, the one and only mr harry edward styles, she was fifteen, he was sixteen, at first the two of them were friends, but then as they grew older sparks flew, there first proper date occurred in 2012, when they went to an italian restaurant and that’s when the whole world found out the truth.
her brother wasn’t really mad, louis knew that harry was a good guy, and that he would treat her accordingly, and so there relationship only seemed to bloom from then on.
authors note - ahhh, im so excited for this little universe, best friends brother is defo one of my favourites, so please enjoy this and let me know what you all think 💗
a small assortment of lyrics that make me think of...Them....
(claw machine by sloppy jane; hurricane by lord huron; kyoto by phoebe bridgers; ends of the earth by lord huron; my city by better oblivion community center; psychic wound by king woman)
Roy uses Instagram almost exclusively to reply to Jamie's posts and stories with hate comments and lists of demands. This only starts after they start fucking so it's basically like he's commenting dozens of heart emojis and they both know it
Instead of listening to depressing music when you’re down or upset, listen to 2000’s white girl/glitter gel pen music. Turn that sadness into ✨sparkles✨
you instagram story if you were dating phoebe bridgers 🩷
(part one) (part two) (part three)
c yaps: ahhhh phoebe series is done!! (for now) gonna do the muna babies next and then i wanna do more specific scenarios/prompts so stay tuned! phoebe is just so girlfriend it hurts i can’t. guys what should we coin gf as… like @gingerjolover has soft!gf… is this poster!gf influencer!gf silly!gf …??? it’ll come to me trust. ok love u byyyyeeeeee