#im normal and i have to go powerpoint

[kaibacorpintern]

in DSOD, when diva shows up again to interrupt kaiba and yuugi's duel, his arrival cuts the power, and the puzzle clatters to the ground (tiny triangle to the right of the cube). when we next see the puzzle, kaiba's holding it, which means that somewhere in the darkness and chaos of his and yuugi's duel against diva, he scooped it up and held onto it until he sacrificed himself to diva's attack

[littencloud9]

every time i start bllk posting i feel like i’m yelling into a void bc a solid 2 of my followers know bllk too. which is sad we should change that

[sollucets]

the vampires did they. interview

[sadagios]

I saw the initial post for the game developer au and I was like haha this is cute and funny I like this a lot AND THEN YOU RELEASED MORE ART + A TWO THOUSAND WORD SLIDESHOW AND IM OBSESSED

you know what's funny... i was gonna give up on this au because it was too ambitious for me and i was scared it was going to be left unfinished like the last comic au i worked on for my previous fandom. what changed the tides and vibes was the little voice in my brain to just list them all in bullet points and post them as is. if i had tried to write in a normal and proper narrative format, this silly but giant AU will never meet the light of day lol

i'll just focus on letting it all out unprofessionally so i have a shot at hopefully doing, like, maybe... 7-8 parts? (god, HOPEFULLY) also, i like that you called it a slideshow lol now i'll imagine each section with a stupid transition. would be really funny to turn it into a powerpoint presentation too lol.

anyway, thank you for the ask <3

[flamingpudding]

Part 10 of Ghost Kid in Gotham

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A/N: A little side information on why this part is so late.... this was originally entirely different. I planned something else but wanted to adjusted that to what I would learn from AGIT but my copy of the book did not arrive yet... soooo this ended up as Part 10 and the original part 10 will be 11 now I guess, we will see :D

A/N(2): Oh btw AO3 link is now out! So far 3 Parts were edited and posted there! I also recently learned that editing a post does not generate a notice. So I will start leaving a comment on the Masterpost whenever a new Part is up. That should hopefully notify anyone subscribed to the Masterpost!

No work at the dinner table

It was supposed to be a normal dinner. His siblings were supposed to just meet his twin brother. Get to meet him and help him enable a somewhat normal childhood with the second chance Damian was getting with Danyal. Yet here he was hugging, no clutching his brother closer to him as he stared at their father at the head of the table furthest away from the twins.

Danyal's entire attention was on the man. There was no adverse reaction like the last time but he knew by his brother's body language that he was entirely focused on their father. The moment the man had spoken their mothers name Damian had felt how Danyals entire demeanor had changed. It was obviously the league training. The way the boy sat up straighter and his shoulders tensed.

The dinner had started relatively well all things considered. Drake had set up a powerpoint with ground rules for how their siblings were supposed to approach and not crowd Danyal. Of course they barely listened once they got to see the boy and Brown was the first one to nearly get bitten by the young boy attempting to pinch his cheeks. Damian had scowled.

But he had also watched on with fondness as he reluctantly had let go of his brother. He knew he was developing an unhealthy clinginess. But could they blame him? He had believed his brother to be dead for eight year and now finally got im back. Damian believed that a little protectiveness was well in his rights.

Brown had no business in teasing him about his brotherly display. Though he did drone when his siblings started discussing who of the two was the 'evil' twin. Did they not know that both Danyal and him were known as Demon Twins in the league? Questioning who of the two was 'evil' was rather foolish and when he voiced these thoughts he had to hide more of his puzzlement as they laughed.

He felt his vindictiveness calm when Danyal bit Brown soon after and despite him not wanting his brother to literally bite them. At least he could trust that Brown would not cause his brother sickness if bitten, he did not believe the same in regards to his elder brothers.

All it all the dinner was shaping up to be quite fine that was until their father stormed in with Richard closely following him. Damian wasn't sure how to categorize the expressions they were making but he let his instincts take over as he scooped up Danyal in his arms and chose the seat furthest away from their father. But if he had to he would at least call the face Richard was making pensive.

He did notice from the corner of his eyes how Todd choose a seat close to them and radiated a rather protective aura while glaring at their father. The next words the man spoke was enough to calm down even the last bit of excitement their siblings had for meeting Danyal as they all soberly waited for what their father had to say.

"I have been able to reach Talia."

Which brought him to the current situation. He felt how the air tensed. His mother had always been a difficult topic for all of them and he could not blame them. She had a rather strange way of showing love especially with the strong influence grandfather used to have on her.

"Danyal is not supposed to be eight years old." Damian's eyes narrowed as his hold once more tightened on his brother. What did father mean by that? Of course Danyal was supposed to be the same age as Damian, but he had died and only gotten revived recently.

"Bruce, maybe we should…" Richard was interrupted by their father laying out a stack of papers. The man's eyes were hard, clearly unhappy with whatever his mother had done and Damian couldn't blame him for that. He himself still felt conflicted whenever he thought about his mother reviving his dead twin after eight years.

The youngest Wayne looked down at the twin in his arms. Noting how his brother's eyes flickered between blue and green as they were trained on their father.

"Danyal al Ghul died at the age of eight. Talia revived him shortly after he had died." His head snapped up. What?

"According to what Talia was willing to share. Danyal did not come back the same, unable to handle Danyal she had then placed him in an adoption Center in Chicago hiding any traces she could of his revival."

"What?" The whisper was out before he could stop it. Todd was glaring even more intensely at their father. Unspoken works of Danyal having gone through the same Pit Madness that Todd had were clearly there. Richard had moved to stand by Damian and Todd, a grounding hand placed on each of their shoulders as the information ran through all of their minds.

His twin hadn't been revived recently but eight years ago?

"With that information I traced it back as far as I was able to. A family with the name of Fenton adopted him and he lived with them for eight years until he was declared dead about a month ago by a governmental institution."

Their father finally took a seat looking right at him and his twin.

"When did you find Danyal?"

"Danny. He likes to be called Danny." Damian said more or less out of reflex, he would recognise if shock set it wouldn't he? He was trained that way. Richard was squeezing his shoulder and his brother was squirming in his arms.

"About four days ago. Kid appeared in my apartment out of nowhere. Thought Dickie was playing a prank on me."

Their father hned and Todd's words. "That still leaves a good three weeks of no information between Dan-ny's revival and his foster parents declaring him dead."

"A governmental institution declared him dead?" Drake questioned further. "Not the police? Was there even a search?"

"They searched for him for a week before he was declared dead." Richard was the one speaking up this time. At the imploring looks of their siblings the elder brother shrugged. "I looked through the reports Bruce had laying all over his office when I…. talked with him."

Clearly there was more to the 'talk' than his eldest brother was willing to say but Damian would question that later more. Right now his focus was his twin. "So something must have happened during that time that not only deaged my brother but also brought him to us. Mother did not have a hand in this this time?"

Their father shook his head no. "If I can believe her words. She left him alone knowing that once Danny regained his mind he would not seek out the league to keep you safe. Talia denies having anything to do with his relocating or dealing. But she did admit to having had someone occasionally check in on the boy but refused to say anything more on that matter."

Damian's hold tightened once more and his brother was obviously squirming in his hold now, wiggling to find a more comfortable position. He heard a chirp and his eyes looked down at the blue eyes of his brother staring up at him.

Something has happened to his brother to leave him in this state. For now he could ignore that his mother had withheld the information that his brother had been alive all these years. He could ignore the hurt he felt over it and he could ignore the fact that Danyal had not attempted to connect with him to protect Damian once more. He would focus on finding out what had been done to his brother and to ensure that he would be safe now.

His siblings were discussing something around him but he was not really listening as his focus was on his brother in his arms. This time he would get to be the one to protect him.

"Ahbak, Danny." He whispered to the boy looking at him with big blue eyes and he could feel Richard squeezing his shoulder once more as he buried his face in his twin's hair.

"Ahbak, Dami!" The child in his hands told him and Damian once more swore, he would find out what happened to his brother and he would protect him. Everything else he would deal with once he ensured his brother's safety.

"By the way, I have one burning question!" Brown suddenly piped up interrupting whatever discussions were going on and stared at the child and the teen that were supposed to be twins of the same age. Their serious discussion was forgotten as she broke the tension that had built up with her next words.

"Who is the older twin?"

The short silence spoke volumes as Danmian raised an eyebrow at his siblings and Danyal made another chirping noise.

"It's obviously Damian."

"But from what Damian told us I would think it's Danny."

"Did you see how feral he is? He is the youngest."

"But Damian said Danny was protective! That is the mark of an older sibling!"

"You shitting me? He's the younger."

"Older."

"Guys this sounds awfully a lot like the evil twin discussion from earlier…"

"Yea the little shit is the evil younger twin."

"No, the stabby one is the evil younger twin."

"You're biased, because he tried to kill you before."

"And you're biased because you're the favorite chewtoy."

All his siblings were imbeciles, even his twin brother with his recent habit of biting anyone that came too close was better behaved than them. He clicked his tongue, though he smiled fondly as down at his brother who suddenly had started to hiss at Brown for trying to pinch the boy's cheek to prove something. "<tt> Danyal was… is the older one between the two of us."

Also Damian could feel Pennyworth staring at them all from the passage door to the kitchen with high disapproval as he was ready to serve dinner but apparently refused to do so until father put away the stacks of reports in regards to his twin, that obviously broke the butlers no work at the table rule.

[rat-rosemary]

I don't even like it when people dehumaized bad people, even abuses. Because to say the abuser isn't human, it's giving "well they aren't human, so clearly I, a human, can ever be that". All humans have the possibility to do bad things, even evil things. To dehumanize and remove someone's humanity is to also forget that we ourselves can also sin. We're not immune to being irrational or emotional at times and we are not immune to propaganda.

It's not just "I, who am human and Good, could never make a mistake like that" its also, my friend, my family members, my priest, my coworker could never do something like that, because they're normal Good people. It could even be "my abuser is not Bad, they're just a normal person, so I could never be a victim"

It's one of the main issues or awareness in pedophilia and people being kidnapped/forced into sex work, or even rape cases. It's not going to be an evil weird Bad person walking out of the shadows. It will be your coworker, your friend, the cop who works at your kid's school.

But going even further, by dehumanizing other people we are literally falling into fascist propaganda. We are creating an Other that is evil, and it becomes very easy for someone to use out emotions and sell us the idea that any minority is The Other who is Bad and destroying our way of life. Like, for example, "It's those people using neo-pronouns that are making a mockery of us Good queer people, and making it so you can't be gay in peace"

That can easily be pushed from "those weird trans people are The Other" to "trans people are The Other" to "queer people are The Other"

That's why cops always try to divide communities and make them fight each other

ON TOP OF THAT- sorry I think Im going for a while, I swear this is my last point

By dehumanizing people we also fail to study and understand the pipeline to fascism. If you can't see someone as human, you can't understand why they're falling for propaganda or conspiracy theories and can't help them out of any pipeline.

Wow. Sorry, classic Dream stan huge paragraph. Uh.

So basically, everyone is human, denying that is literally a tactic of fascism, also a cop thing to do, and connecting beauty with Goodness is so incredibly dangerous in so many ways I could write a PowerPoint about it. So, uh... yeah!

[byhuenii]

✩°｡ ⋆⸜ matching halloween costumes w/ jjk men

AN: listen yes i know IM 5 days late to halloween but who gives a fuck! i love me halloween i love me some matching halloween costumes and i love me some jjk men. simple girl with simple needs 🤷‍♀️ Fem!reader BTW

Included: Gojo Geto Nanami Toji Choso !!

Gojo Satoru - Beast Boy and Raven

at first he was totally against the idea of turning his hair green because duh it was what made satoru satoru! but with some little convincing he caved in (YES!)

he knew of beast boy and raven is what he told you but he didn’t he really didn’t have a childhood to which he could watch cartoons, so he had to look up beast boy and robin he even watched some clips of just beast boy and raven. he wanted to fit the role—the more he watched the more he was convinced yeah he is beast boy.

and when the costumes finally came in on time for shoko’s halloween party, he was already in character. instead of calling you princess baby he now calls you mama. you can’t lie it makes you giggle at how dedicated he is. and to be honest he really just wanted to see you in that body suit with tights and a cape. before and during the party he couldn’t keep his hands off you. (he is so beast boy :c)

Geto Suguru - Woody and Bo Peep

at first he was confused like, why would you want to be dolls? why couldn’t you be like mario and princess peach? but no you had to convince him to be woody and bo peep. it took some actual convincing a whole powerpoint presentation.

he knew of those two already since you loved doing toy story, it was your comfort movie. your go to movie. your my personality movie. he still never got the whole appeal of it still. it wasn’t like you two were doing anything it was just going to be a simple chill at home handing candy to kids while satoru and shoko were there being themselves annoying geto. so when he put the costume on the day of halloween he looked himself in the mirror laughing. you who was confused thought he liked it oh so wrong. he thought he looked stupid,

you were already in the living room with satoru and shoko talking. he wanted to walk out without the costume but he knew you had always wanted to match as bo peep and woody—he put it back on and sucked it up. satoru being satoru of course laughing at suguru but he didn’t care suguru did it for you. (he would look so cute as woody with his long hair/man bun DONT @ ME.)

Nanami Kento - Flynn Ryder and Rapunzel

DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON NANAMI. that man is such a gentleman he doesn’t care what you guys are for halloween, as long as you’re happy that’s all that mattered to him. he never cared for halloween it was just a silly holiday to dress up, this was serious for you SERIOUS BUSINESS.

the two of you binged watched every single disney princess movie and you came to the conclusion he liked tangled the most. there was just something about the movie he liked it. you immediately ordered everything for the costume so when he finally out it on, it was game over. it was like he was fit perfectly for the role as flynn ryder. he thought he looked good but when you put on the costume you looked amazing to him,

something about the corset and longer hair did something to him, got him giggling kicking his feet! you could say the same. the white open top button with the vest…it was like his normal attire but just more flynn ryder. safe to say he had kiss stains all over his face

Fushiguro Toji - The chef and Remy the rat

Listen you are basically already toji’s sugar mommy cause that boy cannot hold a job and for that why don’t we give him a job on halloween as a one of the many chefs from ratatouille!

you moreover the rat wouldn’t maybe say remy but definitely a cute ass rat! toji was all for it until you put on the ears. he looked at you all weird like you were some human sized rat which you weren’t. you literally had a grey corset white skirt and rat ears. CUTE rat ears. he wouldn’t even kiss you or hug you because he thought he would be seen as a rat lover like what??

you didn’t care you looked cute and took picture cause at the end of the day your goal was just to make you and your greasy boyfriend look cute together, maybe you should’ve done ghost face but who cares you were a cute rat.

Choso Kamo - Peter Parker and Gwen Stacy

it was a last minute costume, both of you weren’t going to do anything but remembered you could just walk around Shibuya! …well itadori invited you two because he knew you two would laze around on the couch watching cheap horror movies on the TV with some popcorn that was probably too stale for you two to eat.

and with last minute costumes calls for last minute shopping and what did you find? some spiderman suits. i mean take what you can get and don’t throw a fit! choso was skeptical cause its just a bodysuit, he would be exposed! but he still bought it, and man that shit formed his body perfectly, his abs were outlined his biceps.

the two of you ended up just throwing on some sweats/cargos over the bodysuit and called it a day. choso had the mask hang out of his front pocket, you just wanted to grab it wrap it around his neck and pull him into infinite kisses. yuuji thought you two looked so cute with the matching costume! if yuuji likes the costume and you like the costume that is all that mattered to choso, he was happy loving every moment he spent with you and yuuji.

[5five5five5five5five5five]

please old man/bookclub five headcanons, I loved ur last post about him!

hope you're feeling okay :]

Gasp!

I'm going to assume normal bookclub bc idk what s4 "bookclub" is. But I can totally ramble off about him in a casual club for books.

*he reads the books too fast and gets more peeved at the others who end up going very very slow. If someone doesn't finish a book, he admittly makes a comment "why are you in a book club if you can't finish a book is beyond me but-" old man shrug. It's not a fight worth having, he's just being a dick.

* brings the members strawberries and other fresh produce when he can. He likes showing off the stuff he grows and brings snacks.

*gets REALLY into the books. It's like he gets a micro fandom to be in every month. He reads it though like 3 times and then listens to the audio book once. Looks up if there's anything else. Maybe even discovers fanfiction...but he tries not to get that desperate.....he's read a few for particularly addictive books.

*has given a huge ramble about how the Great Gatsby would have been better and a lot of stuff settled if Gatsby and caraway kissed. He does it so casually too like he's not trying to make a progressive point or spark bigger queer discussion. He just genuinely thinks that's the answer to the book. More man kissing.

* speaking of, the more queer books they end up reading, the more he questions his everything. He probably has gone up to Viktor about stuff in these books and try to weasel out a "no it's not like that. Your totally a normal cishet man five." but neh it's ALWAYS "yeah that seems very realistic to the queer existence. Why so curious?" And he ends up not being able to admit he connects with said books. Viktor knows but he's not going to hound his brother any time soon. Five knows once he leaves the closet,there's people waiting to be supportive.

*the old ladies there can't stop babying him. He tries very hard to be as old man and as mature as he can but they don't listen and pinch his cheeks and pat his head. He is trying to do less sudden grandma wrist breaking to he takes it for the most part. They can be wrong. He will keep doing what he does. And he hates to admit the attention from women in his age range is nice. Sad he can't make any moves.

* for the holidays the bookclub goes caroling. Five isn't a fan but tags along. They most likely end up at one of his siblings houses and he gets cold feet. They can't see him in a dorky sweater and singing. Last Christmas he threw a fit about sweaters. But if he doesn't move, the club will leave him in the snow. Ruthless old farts.

Allison answers the door. Around 5 old people, 4 local parents and......five??? They stare daggers at eachother as five poorly sings oh holy night with the group. Then leaves. The other members noticed the tension but didn't want to say much.

*Lila tried to join once to get 'in' with the parents that are involved but was so booooored. "Five, no one should be having this much fun talking this much about a book. Period. Im almost concerned that you have finally gone senial."

*if five didn't like a book, he makes a PowerPoint on why and how. He is very detailed in his opinions. He wishes the others would do the same but no body can match his freak.

*he brings mr. Pennycrumb with him bc service dog and everyone there loves him.

* I think everyone assumes five is just a very lonely mentally or physically ill young man and try there best to be nice. He isn't fond of there borderline pity but he enjoys there company none the less.

* Diana from the PTA makes the best lemon cookies. Five eats more than he should.

*on top of book club, they like to take outings together to walk around and see the community. Do easy elderly friendly geocashes and eat at local cafes. Five likes when they go to the library because then they can snoop around for more books.

I hope you like these :3

[thestarminstrel]

What’s something that you think Nicholas would know how to do that Seiji wouldn’t? (and vice versa?) (e.g. make a perfect soft boiled egg, recite the alphabet backwards, give a good neck massage, etc)

oh man i have had to THINK about this one. but i think here's my little list for stuff that nick knows:

with a little bit of cooking practice with eugene, nick gets really good at using up food about to go bad and actually making decent meals out of it (not that seiji doesn't know at minimum cooking basics)

simple mending for clothes (think needle and thread and small holes/seams)

nick is able to find almost anything online from movies to textbooks

dunno if this is a skill but nick can always pick up the wilhelm scream the first time he watches a movie, no matter how subtle it is

this is so not an original hc in any regard, but nick's really good at reshaving his undercut by himself and doesn't need a mirror for the back of his head

now seiji:

i don't know where the fuck i said this but i am convinced that seiji is an office suite guy. he makes the most banger powerpoint presentations, breezes through word formatting, excel sheets are scared of him. also uses outlook and i personally am giving him shit for it (so does nick)

mending books! it's such a specific skill but i imagine seiji has some limited edition copies of his favorite books and tries to upkeep them

origami, but specifically the harder ones. i hc that one of seiji's grandparents taught him and that's something they always did together

cursive and it's neat as a pin. his normal handwriting is also neat and compact, but seiji has the prettiest cursive and you can't convince me otherwise

this was such a fun ask and im sure more answers to this ask will appear in my brain over the coming few days, but here's the ones that readily come to mind :D

[annafall]

so im still at home because im sick, but i got the questions we got to study for the test

and its highlighting how bad this course is

we have roughly 180 pages of dense material from the book. which we went through once at super sonic speed in 90 minutes.

BUT we didn't use the book, we have a really bad scriptum thats basically a bunch of stuff copied out of the book and pasted into a powerpoint

THAT is printed onto sheets of A4 paper, but in portrait mode, so half the page is empty and the actual content is tiny

the scriptum itself is kinda worthless, since it's a presentation and it leaves out crucial information since you'd present that out loud, so i'm missing a lot of important pointers to actually study the right stuff

and since we miss out on a lot of stuff, it also makes it more difficult to work out the questions, because the questions are vague ("How can you differentiate plastics based on their molecular structure" could be about the difference between duroplasts thermoplasts &elastomere but it could also be about the way molecule chains are structured as either amorphous or partially crystalline ones)

and because were using the stupid script instead of the book, we also don't know what those sections would be in the book

add to that, were not going through the book in a normal progression. we got up until page 190 and then we skipped all the way, 400 pages, to the back to start the next topic

we ALSO don't really have lessons, it's just them reading off the scriptum and elaborating when absolutely necessary and that takes no more than 2 hours for the whole month

2 hours to go through ~180 pages

that's 45 seconds per page

the rest of the month, it's self study. my colleague hasn't had a single thing explained to him in math by a teacher, only by me because i remembered it from high school

AND the best thing, from the third month onward, they don't hand out questions anymore either, so you gotta figure out EVERYTHING by yourself

im not surprised that they don't have a lot of participants. every other section has graduates at least every other month, they currently have two graduates and the next one, assuming they finish, will be in half a year at the minimum

it's a complete clusterfuck

[teitpp]

Hello! For the writer asks:

24. How much prep work do you put into your stories? What does that look like for you? Do you enjoy this part or do you just want to get on with it?

26. How do you get into your character’s head? How do you get out? Do you ever regret going in there in the first place?

24. How much prep work do you put into your stories? What does that look like for you? Do you enjoy this part or do you just want to get on with it?

I think i sometimes have more fun prepping than writing. I get really invested. Idea usually roles in a scene or two or a few. Or a sentence. Or a little image in my head that i get fixated on and must make some plot for. Prep starts immediately: Outline. First Chapter-by chapter. it looks simple at first little blurb about whats there. Then more complicated - titled scenes within the chapter. I treat this like building legos. Which little blocks to i need to make the right shape to fit the bigger shape. I like to visualize it fully before I write it. Then if ive made myself a deadline or the story is long or i got bored - oh - well then we're in trouble. then excel and powerpoint get involved.

Some examples: Voyager Rewrite Series Slides. Aquarius Posting schedule (as you can tell im doing terribly there XD) and then a table of the main points for a Post-Voyager Pocket Books series

The thing is I usually have like: The idea YEARS AND EONS before I have the time to work on it. So this type of really um. obsessive weird prep mania helps me document the key details i need so that when its finally time to dust off, i am not stuck staring at a single beautiful scene and despairing of what the ever loving fuck i intended to make with it.

26. How do you get into your character's head? How do you get out? Do you ever regret going there in the first place?

How I do it: I stare creepily off into space and listen to some song on repeat until I can get their dialogue. Often involves spoken monologues in their POV while in the shower or on a walk or staring in the mirror. But like very quietly so that no one gets creeped out by whatever not normal subject matter is being discussed. How I get out: With difficulty. There is a reason i get caught zoning out in conversations

Do you ever regret it: Nope!

[spiritunwilling]

I am reading lightlark on the plane. Live blogging in notes app:

(taking notes) wildlings are .. hot and they like.. love. and nature?

wait i have no idea what this lore is . ok whatever

squints at power list. well this just looks like the skylings got off easy after the original curse event

pronouncing isla like yzla in my head rn

wildlings.. are also rich

so do wildlings get like.. no sons? do they just die more?

labyrinth mentioned ... i am told this is a house of leaves thing

how often do u think isla needs to feed. did she pack hearts in Tupperware for the trip

so mean to this sunling king whose life sounds incredibly shitty for five hundred years.. smh

ohhh celeste is sweet.. ok theyre cute together

kyaaaaa im late!~ *trips and falls cartoonishly into a sexy getup*

maybe oro is just a chill guy have we considered that

"the ocean gets dangerous" ok? move inland

ohhhhh . sadly puts away my heart tupperware. i guess they cater here

wait she *could* just fuck off! shes a normal human!

"if one died without an heir their people would die also" you're telling me in 500 years not one of these people has produced an heir ?

i feel like oro is going to be secretly evil but i like him hes interesting

oh wait there's rules about heirs. ok

most high stakes survivor game ever

i know oro is probably secret evil but wow ok isla just hates this guy off the bat

do u think grimshaw is inspired by rhysand

oh come on either the bondbreaker is insanely obscure or the lightlark rulers are stupid for never even trying to use it in 500 years

if i were a lightlark ruler my demonstration would be powerpoint night

solid gold sword.. solid gold armor .. seems like terrible practical choice but its serving cuntttt i guess

isla is literally such an opp

i dont know.. if i like the way this author talks about azul..

wait are they fighting in the dark. is oro ok

obligatory complaint about this book prioritizing romantic love. and also isla and celeste should kiss. but even if not. its canon that she loves celeste so much!! more than anyone in the world!!!!!

....i think killing all these prisoners is unethical

theres no way oro doesnt know about the bondbreaker. or Cleo. theyre so old

oh i know celeste is malding. so much for laying low

[dullahandyke]

Hang on actually before I hit post limit.pinned post so I can edit this and have my tumblr thoughts even tho I'm post limited

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6.40PM

Yup okay hit the post limit <3 new followers please know this is normal

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6.47PM

Anonymous asked: did they put bugs in him again

Yknow it's hard to tell but I think they might have. Guys we need to get riku dewormed again, this keeps happening to him :(

Anonymous asked: I forgot I had notifs turned on for your blog . Oopsie daisy

HAHAAAAAAAA ANON I CACKLED.... flattered u have urgent coverage on which large surface I'm thinking abt being slammed into at any given time but ig this is an object lesson in paying too much attention to me or something

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8.06PM

Listening to a queer history podcast and it's so funny they're explaining to me what yuri is... I know ❤

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8.14PM

on my laptop now bcos i gotta study for this stupid test..d. and then afterwards theres a powerpoint im actually rlly gonna enjoy presenting but i gotta facking put it together, augh

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8.51PM

niche complaint but it sucks shit when animanga do the 'character suddenly becomes hot as part of a daydream/joke' gag and they dont go full bishie. give that man a delicate jawline NOW!!!

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9.13PM

really happy with this sticker on my laptop. whenever im feeling down i just rememebr that this man got a lobotomy

[ID: a black frame meme featuring Hajime Hinata from Super Danganronpa 2 at the chapter 1 cabin party, smiling and holding a glass of orange juice. It is captioned, "This man, got a lobotomy.]

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9.18PM

whew im a sneezy girl. the sneezing sneasler. wait thats a pokemon. ritalin on friday unless i have a heart murmur

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9.37PM

@effervescentleaf asked:

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9.39PM

i know im constantly posting abt my beard but its still weird as hell to consider that i have a beard that other people can see. when people look at me they see androgyny. what the fuck. i keep being drawn to people with beards and make-up/long hair/jewelry/whatever the fuck else as my favourite examples of gender non-conformity and like. IM that. im that with my stupid eyeliner. what the shit

also that reminds me im not gonna have time to do my eyeliner before my class test tomorrow :/ now i Could just go without it bcos i'll have a presentation later in the day that i should probably be serious for. but where is the fun in that. i will be wearing a hawaiian shirt instead of a t-shirt and thats all that can be expected of me <3

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9.55PM

i probs need to eat a proper meal but the call of pop tarts it is so great.... sighhhh i got the bread out the freezer for soup so ill see if thats defrosted. and if not. squints. cup noodles. kinda want the cup noodles anyway but the soup is gonna expire soon so i gotta be fuckinnn responsible and nutritious or whatever

sidenote i kind of rlly enjoy having just one long ledger of posts all day. kind of fun

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11.51PM

Ugh fuck my gay life I gotta make a PowerPoint... I'm tired I'm a bit sick i gotta sleeeep... wanted to make it fancy but ig that's fucked :(

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12.01AM

I saw a video of a cat and now I miss bubbles :( bubblesssss... I'm going home tomorrow tho so I'll see her then :)

[enfieldtennisacademy]

i have spent the last two weeks in my childhood bedroom where i was molested and i have grown so manic depressive that i seriously believe i could peel my skin off like a boiled apple. "honor leave ur room go do something" okaaaay i will and then i immediately face the bridge troll of this overblown doublewide trailer... the patron saint of hebephilia who wants to be my bestttt frieeendddd even though ive made it so fucking clear i want nothing to do with him. i am truthfully waiting for him to die. make it past that hurtle and then get in my car with my suspended license and then drive around aimlessly because i do not know one person in this town. sometimes i get a canned water or melatonin from the store. and then i return home and get high or drink

got insanely fucked up a few days ago to escape the fucking evil that plagues this house and my walls but the whole time my mind just tallied up every single horrible thing that's happened in my life. i was so scared shaking and shit but my brain couldn't stop. it was like a powerpoint presentation and each slide was increasingly more intense and i cant even remember it now as i sit here to ""blog"" about it. i think sometimes i daywalk as someone who is very normal but then i consider how upside down my entire life has been since i was a little blonde child. like how do i just push this aside and do normal things like spin classes and road trips and a 9 to 5 when the basis of my bones are made out of horrible freak show occurances that not even my brain can remember? how am i supposed to make dinner for my husband and kids one day when this is how my brain and body functions? ill be standing at the stove pondering every single time i was torn to shreds and then have to face some cute fat kids and try and separate their world from that one. like i dont even know if theres a book to help with that......

like im not shy about how fucking tortured i am. my friends know exactly who i am and what has made me into the strange erratic doll they know and love to kick. i dont know how many times i'm going to cry to the point im hyperventilating and vomiting while people stare at me like a horse with a broken leg. eventually i will grow tired of being a strange facet ppl need to avoid eye contact with. or worse......... a spectacle to gossip about for 2.0 seconds over white gay male brunch. i wear my heart on my sleeve, which can be VERY embarrassing sometimes, but my life isnt a secret. everyone knows ive been preyed on and touched on and beat down. but i think ppl are so afraid of it being "AWKWARD" that they avoid me. they dont want me to start crying or for there to be a lull in the conversation because they dont know what to say in response to my batshit. so they have normal lives and they go to spin class and road trips and 9 to 5s while i get way way worse waiting for someone to rescue me. (rescue me: Be a friend). (Be a friend = chill w me. Be forgiving with my neuroticisms. Hang out and be normal to someone who doesn't get a whole lot of that. You know.)

anyway.......... i am an inchworm away from a total religion-fueled meltdown and turning to the church because i feel so hopeless and i feel like they will coddle me like a powdered little baby. i will at the very least take a text from a school buddy or a walk around the block w someone who hasn't tried to kill me or get me to do it myself. but until then i will continue sprinting on the treadmill and scrolling gaga daily and being haunted by my past until its seriously too much to bare. im gonna jump off the spring breakers bridge fr

[obscurewapcharacterbracket]

Vera info and propergander:

eldest rostov sibling (debatable but tolstoy's timeline is fucked up so I choose to believe she was older than nikolai)

i'm sure vera's been nominated before but i am doing it again simply because i /have/ to do the vera propaganda i know her better than tolstoy she is my oc. if vera loses you all hate women. she is the oldest sister. she has mommy issues. she has been overlooked and neglected her entire life in favor of her siblings, her mother hate sher and mocks her in front of all her friends and father barely acknowledges his daughter that he actually likes during the entire book, much less vera. her siblings hate her and call her names because she won't let them make fun of her and go through her stuff i guess, and on top of that she had to see their cousin move in and immediately be accepted and loved by them while she was ostracized her entire life for no reason other than they were kids who listened to whatever their mother told them and their mother didn't like vera. she is a repressed socialite the second she gets married and gets the hell out of that house she starts throwing soirees and tells her husband "sweetie don't say anything just kinda stand there let me do all the talking". also has the only successful marriage in the entire book. don't listen to tolstoy when he says they hated each other he doesn't know anything he thinks that's just what normal couples were like. vote vera for president. i do not care who she's up against i literally cannot imagine any character who could possibly deserve to be voted over vera. one vote for vera = one eldest sister gets therapy. be the change you want to see in the world. amen.

Catiche info and propergander by MOI:

Pierre's and Vasily's cousin, the eldest princess.

SHE is the silliest bestest minor character she steals the entire book well she steals the beginning of the book its not her fault that she gets ignored for the rest of the book im sure shes busy knitting something really amazing. shes A FAILGIRL we LOVE failgirls she participiates in an evil scheme and is SHIT at it. she doesnt understand it at ALL. vasily has to basically explain the scheme with a powerpoint while shes too busy lamenting the horrible unfair world we live in. shes right! shes so right! she had it out with anna m over the stupid letter in front of the stupid dying man's door she has NO SHAME. she has a LONG WAIST and DOLL HAIR and shes a BITCH. she manipulated pierre by just CRYING A LITTLE. she has a little dog! SHE KNIT PIERRE A STRIPED SCARF!

[thereal-true-ogilvie]

hey everyone i reread homestuck in the past week because i took adderall, decided i NEEDED to Understand it completely, and then immediately caught a cold.

i did it btw i understand it all now. i hated some of these characters for bad reasons. because the last time i read it I was 13. yknow. the same age as these idiots. i didnt have the lens of "oh my god these babies are literally 13." so now i hate them for the right reasons. also i kin dave strider. this is a normal and healthy thing to do and isn't going to affect my already-demolished speech patterns.

^^ (@/introject.irl.relationson instagram) but also i just think they would be because uh. theyre both just like me fr

anyways i do have coherent thoughts and ill make powerpoints. and like. a class syllabus actually. modules and shit. There are themes and whatnot to analyze. along with getting the timeline squared away.

i think i might be autistic, given how excited i get to analyze the game mechanics like captalogues and how the game is "intended" to go......... auuuugh its so cool.

anyways homestuck is actually good and im done saying its bad. obviously its flawed, i made a list of every character that says a slur, but yknow. products of their time and whatever it started in fuckin 2009. but the point is it's well-written and all of the characters are really interesting and the plot is complex but well-done as long as you give it the EXTREME EFFORT it requires to understand it. which most people dont want to do. understandably. but i did :)

cant believe people got in ship wars over this tho. insanity