Why is it that all of the irl girls i know are really shitty and wont go into the forest with me naked and craft little articles of clothing out of cool shit and wont befriend animals and indulge in our urges (they don't haven the same urges as me) even though theyre all super hard and change to fast and cannot be accomplished and just say really mean thjngs but not in cool ways instead why do other girls (not on tumblr) judge me for things i can't control and why does every girl irl not share any similarities with me like the feeling of rot and wanting to date men that aren't real/are too hard for us to get and why don't girls irl wanna bake with me am i like not cool why is the only person that likes me just eugh and makes jokes about fucking kids and why am i too young for girls like me to hangout with me outside of tumblr this is so not fair!!!!!! I just wanna be in the early 2000s and shop at the mall, disappear into the fog, become a princess, become a sugar baby, become a thug, run an all girls gang, have an all girls sleepover, hangout with my gals in the retirement home, become cottagecore girls and be really good at cleaning and baking, make a cool rock/metal band and do a bunch of other shit with other girls like me and that get me truly but thats a lot to ask for. I just really wanna have friends that are girls that share my feelings even though i can't put them into words.
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NO ONE TALKS ABOUT HIM.
ughh him at 40 is so MMMFHGGFHUJVKUVIFHKDJDSLK the way we're growing old together :3 WE DO IT EVEN WHEN HIS BUSH HAIRS TURN GRAY or idk maybe i really REALLY like him with stubble BUT?? HES HOT WITH STUBBLE LIKE IM SNIFFING THE SCREEN SO HARD UGHH I CAN SMELL HIS MERA MERA
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new metric for media literacy for film bros is if they understand the barbie movie.
the kens are first presented as accessories to their barbies and it's pointed out loud that they don't even have places to stay in barbieland. one of the barbies straight up asks "wait, where do the kens stay?". they're just arm candy made to look pretty and cool while the barbies run their world.
but that's fucked up!!! the film presents it as fucked up! that's why ken screams "YOU FAILED ME!" and why he is insecure in the first place because he wanted to be respected and seen as a person, not someone who only exists in relation to someone else. should he have done what he did? no!!! that's why it's part of the conflict! the root of both of their breakdowns was in their society in that the barbies are supposed to be perfect and the kens exist in relation to them! it's barbie and ken. he was a footnote. that's why barbie apologizes to him in the end and tells him he can be himself. she doesn't have to exist by some set of rules and neither does he! it's barbie and it's ken! sure, the resolution to the whole barbieland issue wasn't perfect, BUT KEN'S WHOLE ARC IS ABOUT HOW THEIR WORLD FAILED MEN. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS MOVIE WAS 'WOMEN GOOD MAN BAD'. WHAT ABOUT THE NUANCE
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au where ALL the batkids inherit bruces adopting problem, but it's for kids that remind them of themselves
When a hyper-intelligent juvenile figures out his identity and starts following him around on patrol the only thing Tim can think is that this is karma
Steph sees any spunky kid with a villain parent and a hunger for justice and goes 'mine.'
An angry, bitter kid shows up at the police station and Dick immediately starts teaching them how to juggle
Jason reiterates to himself that he's not anything like bruce while collecting crime alley kids like pokemon cards
The little redheaded techie from Barbaras workplace accidently calls her mom and she nearly cries
When a mute youth with a truly horrible father needs a place to call home, Cass doesn't hesitate when inviting them into hers.
it only makes sense for Duke to take the new meta-vigilante under his wing, right? right??
Damian doesn't realise he's mentally adopted the small, scruffy assassin sent after him until he's reading them a bedtime story.
none of them tell eachother until there's a family reunion and then it's just
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