#in more than a decade hed changed

[rafaslittleboy]

hngggg sonny would fill u up so muchhhcc youd feel his cum spurring inside u and hed cum so violently he’s groaning deep in his chest and his cock pounding into you hurting your cervix hnggg biting you and all before your mommy comes home from work ❤️

nsfw under the cut; incest, pussy mentions but no gendered terms. don’t read if you’re sensitive or not into dark/taboo stuff like this.

omfg I can imagine dad!sonny being so pent up for WEEKS because your mom isn’t satisfying him + his long hours at work, he’s always so busy never has time for himself but when he starts his little thing with you; he doesn’t fuck you as much as he would like to, properly fucking you once or twice a month—any other sexual act with his dear sweet summer child is all oral or hand stuff—so when he finally gets you he POUNCESSS on you and ravines you like an ANIMAL and you love it because you’re fucked stupid and dumb and drooling , trying to grasp onto his sweaty shoulders as he fucks into you like it’s his last fuck on earth and you FEEL it when he finishes inside you, thighs quite literally trembling with the force of his fucking. Feeling his cum spurt against your walls and the tip of him punching your cervix as if it could break in.

and oh my GOD don’t get me started on his groans, if there’s no one but you both in the apartment that man would be VOCAL talk about dirty talk turned up to the max—all praise and degradation, “fuck, that’s it, my sweet fuckin’ whore kid—you like daddy’s cock, huh?” And he slaps you for good measure, “say it” and you can barely remember your name.

Let’s face it he’s getting older and because he doesn’t get any action p-in-v (or p-in-a! next few fics won’t be gendered reader) wise that often, his stamina is deteriorating and is nothing like how it was a decade ago. Sonny’s orgasm creeps up on him on the four minute mark, but by that time he’s already made you cum twice because he’s so considerate and such a good dad! dad of the year award right here! your pussy gripping around him because it had no clue what to do, your used and abused and over sensitive wet clit burning because even after you’ve came twice he’s still circling it trying to force another one out of you by the time he finishes.

But when he does? Especially in the moment where he’s fucking you so deep and hard in your bed, he’s growling and his breaths are uneven and heavy and he’s saying things like; “Daddy’s gonna cum sweetie, gonna cum real deep inside ya, gonna fill ya right up—ya like that, baby? hmm? like the thought of ya dad fillin’ ya up?”

and you’re nodding and forget to breathe, your weak hand wrapping around his wrist that’s holding your hip down, making unintelligible sounds of affirmation and then he pulls another orgasm from you and the second your pussy clenched down on him he was a goner—back bowing and his whole body shaking as he fucked you both through your orgasms—and his voice?? ugh he lets out the most intense moan because his orgasm is HARD and feral.

It takes him a few seconds afterward to calm himself down enough to stop furiously pumping his cock deep inside you, (most likely bruising your insides and will have you walking funny), and he’s out of breath. Ofc he asks if you’re okay because what sort of father would he be if he didn’t look out for you? He knows he went just a little overboard, but by the dazed look you have on your face and the post-coital smile, he knows you’re okay.

Sonny helps clean you up, runs a bath for you and changes your very wet bedsheets into nice smelling clean ones, opening a window to allow fresh air in and with time to spare before your mom comes home. In fact, he just left the bathroom after giving you a sweet kiss to start on dinner when she walks in (obviously in one of her moods) but they don’t affect him anymore because the person he thinks is far more important than a bitter woman is a person he made himself.

[bloodyneptune]

Sister Sage theory:

I think her plan is to drive Homelander to do something that'll have people turning on Supes and Vought. So she starts pushing him to see himself as superior and humans as something he shouldn't care about killing.

That would feed into Homelanders need for love and approval, because hed only want it from people who are 'worthy'. He already thinks hes better than most supes, so of course the only 'worthy' person is Ryan.

But look what she did by insulting Ryans suit as not being 'unique', it hit Homie in the ego, which caused him to ruin Ryans first foray into Superheroing and turning him away from the only thing Homie has to bond with him, pushing him to Butcher. Which triggered Homelanders need for control, while shes causing uncontrollable chaos in the world around him. The more chaos, the more he has to control, the bigger the chaos the bigger his actions will be

He'll snap, massacre some folks, and everyone will be terrified and vote for all that anti supe legislation, crippling Vought. Which I think is her goal, she clearly doesn't enjoy her powers, and Vought is the reason she's got to lobotomize herself just for a break.

She's based on Lex Luthor, who's whole thing was stopping Superman from taking over the world, and Ozymandias who was cool killing millions to save billions with an incredibly intricate plan involving working with, tricking, and ruining the reputation of his 'Superman' (Manhattans even referred to as 'the Superman' at one point)

But theres more! I think she's working with Neuman, and knew Homelander would go to her if they just put her name in front of him. The most prominent book on her table is 'Beyond Human' almost like she set the scene for him.

Why do I think this? You know what causes strokes? Lack of blood flow to the brain. Do we know any supes that can control blood and would want Hughie distracted from his mission? See, I think his mom is being forced to work with someone, because theres no WAY his dad gave the power to make medical decisions on his behalf to a lady who he cant count on, that he talked to a few times after two decades, over his SON who knows him better than anyone. And no way he didnt know his dad had a DNR.

I think they caused the stroke, changed his will, and planted his mom there to make sure his only option was V. Why would his mom even look in his pocket, know what was in the vial, or how to administer it? It's one of Voughts biggest secrets. So someone had to know he had it and told her (You notice the side eye that Sage gave A Train when Hughie texted? He's one of the most famous people on earth in the middle of filming a blockbuster, theres no reason for a sus side eye if he gets a text...unless she knew)

[POTENTIAL SPOILERS] And most of us know what happens when you give V to someone who's brain dead (lets just say his dads not making it to the Winchester this time). Maybe its a ploy to make Vought look bad, cause chaos, maybe he'll have to take his own dad down and they have plans for Hughie that they need him in a certain mindset for. Idk, Im not the worlds smartest person

I think the whole theme of this season is "nobody is who they seem", and I think Sage is going to do what nobody else could, and bring them down. Id love it if next season was a take on the Mutant Registration Act. Could you imagine Homelander, on the run, thinking supes are superior to humans? Still with his need for love and adoration? Dude, he'd be Magneto (with several personality disorders).

[dykeseesgod]

none of the dog sees god characters are popular theyre all weirdo loser freaks no one likes but the majority of them are too self centered to even realize this. my reasoning 👇 (ITS REALLY LONG AND THERE ARE MULTIPLE IMAGES. WARNING)

ok this has kinda like always been how i interpreted things and then i looked literally anywhere else where people are talking about dog sees god and all the summaries are like pigpen and charlie brown and peppermint patty and marcie are COOL and POPULAR and BULLY the UNDERLING that is SCHROEDER. and that just like. doesnt feel right? like narratively that feels incorrect so im going to explain this now.

first ok. so this is also like a completely separate pet peeve of mine but the text literally never says that cb and matt play football like literally every single fucking source everywhere says. like matts page on the villains wiki says one of his hobbies is playing football and like. no???? they never???? say that????? like ok. we know their school HAS a football team (beethoven mentions it in the vipers nest) and we know cb and matt play SOME sport (matt mentions that they "shower together after practice" in the hangover) but the connection is never explicitly drawn between the two. in FACT beethovens line about the football team (below)

kind of like. goes against the idea that cb and matt are on the football team??? like hes talking to cb here i feel like if beethoven were to mention even sarcastically ogling a group that cb is apart of hed make some kind of comment about it. like this is before their whole thing gets resolved theyre still fighting when he says this line it would make complete sense for cb to say something about this. and like ok its peanuts right like just reminding everyone that its peanuts. you know what sport it would make more sense that charlie fucking brown plays like you know what sport it would seem logical for him to play oh i dont know fucking BASEBALL????? im realizing now that this is like a lot less relevant to my original idea than i thought but i still want to keep it here. i think its just kinda like. its not canon that theyre super popular stars of the football team for all we know they could be playing fucking tennis the fact that they play A Sport doesnt make them well liked. also it literally never says at any point that theyre even good even if they are on the football team they could be the worst players we dont fucking know!!! need i remind you of charlie browns only* experience with football

*besides youre in the super bowl charlie brown but that specials bad so were ignoring it. and its not like he was good at football in that either

and if you buy into the idea that they play baseball (which you should baseball is such an integral part of peanuts it makes the most sense) charlie brown (and pigpen for what its worth. also like everyone else too) is DOGSHIT at baseball like its an entire decades long running joke how fucking awful they are at baseball. "maybe he practiced and got better" hes terrible to his bones practice does nothing. heart

ok onto more substantial points. so if you buy into the interpretation that their childhood was just literally normal peanuts (which you should because its very funny) then you can assume that these guys have all known eachother since elementary school (and even if you dont there are multiple lines that reference them being friends as kids so point still stands). but also by virtue of dsg being a peanuts parody and a lot of the comedy just coming from "haha that s like from the comic strip :)" (I WILL TALK ABOUT THE INHERENT TRAGEDY OF THIS LATER) besides like. one guy. every single character mentioned is an established peanuts character. and like idk about you but my highschool is a LOT bigger than my elementary school. like. there are substantially more people there. what im trying to say that while not impossible it is fucking WEIRD to have a decently sized friendgroup that has not changed the slightest bit in almost a decade. what im getting at is these bitches are INSULAR!!!!!!!! they are extremely hyperfocused on an only think about people from their childhoods. i will get back to this

LETS TALK ABOUT SALISBURY STEAK CAN WE TALK ABOUT SALISBURY STEAK PLEASE GOD MAC IVE BEEN DYING TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SALISBURY STEAK ALL DAY ok so this scene. woof. ok. this is where the majority of my reasoning for this comes from. first, i want to draw attention to the fact that frieda, the girl that tricia and marcy make fun of so frequently, is another goddamn peanuts character. and so another elementary school friend. it just doesnt end with these bitches do you think about anything else!!!!!!

if tricia and marcy had any kind of actual social standing, them constantly gossiping and shittalking frieda would matter to her. being so constantly and relentlessly made fun of by popular people would have an impact (hi yes i know youre thinking of beethoven ignore him for now were gonna come back to him). but it doesnt! frieda doesnt care about what tricia and marcy think of her, why would she? theyre just those two girls from elementary school who are angry all the time. friedas on the outside, shes not apart of this. the only student mentioned thats not a peanuts character? thats her boyfriend. she is the only window into the world of normalcy

THIS^^ THIS RIGHT HERE IS THE LINE THAT GAVE ME THIS WHOLE IDEA IN THE FIRST PLACE. im fairly certain the purpose of this line is to place doubt in our minds on whether or not what we assumed the entire play is actually true. which its not!!! of course this isnt the cool table, all these people do is argue an gossip an stew in their own misery!!!!

ummmm lighting round of things that support my point. if they really were these ultimate cool all powerful popular kids why the hell are they still friends with van. van is a burnout stoner with a sister in an psych ward. considering the things they pounce on to make fun of, this is MORE than enough to completely open fire. but theyre not gonnaaaaa because theyre in the same boat as him!!!!! van and them are on the same level of popularity!!!!!! ummalso THE PARTY the party. the only other guests mentioned to be at this party are franklin (another peanuts character, another childhood friend) and fucking RERUN ? in the comics rerun is established to be MUCH younger than the main cast, even younger than sally, who is mostly shown to be in kindergarten, meaning hed be in middle school at the MOST. and its not like this is a party at vans house and his brother just happens to be there NO!!! THIS IS MARCYS PARTY HE BROUGHT RERUN WITH HIM LITERALLY WHY IS RERUN THERE. THIS PARTY FUCKING SUCKS I KNOW IT IN MY SOUL.

were coming back to beethoven now the thing is that hes in the exact same boat as everyone else. while we do know that its not just the main cast that are outwardly homophobic ("i only got called a queer 3 times ^_^!") it is consistently shown that the main perpetrators are the main cast, much more so than anyone else. beethoven posits that the only reason cb only got called queer is because everyones scared hell beat them up, but i do think its worth considering that the main cast are the only ones who would ever enact actual violence. beethoven is in the same situation, but moreso by force than by choice. hes forced to relive reminders of traumatic childhood events and forced to cling to the past BECAUSE the people that target him used to be his friends. theres a reason they were the only people in peer counseling.

like i said, there is a certain tragedy that comes with dsg being a peanuts parody. its because of the referential comedy that bert royal created a cast of characters so self centered and so hung up on the past that theyre still extremely fixated on the kinds of people they were and the drama they had and their feelings about eachother from when they were literally fucking 8 years old. and isnt that jsut so much more thematically interesting than "oohh popular kid bully gay unpopular kid ooohhhh" theyre all unreliable narrators!!!!!!!! theyre all sick freaks and everyone knows it!!!!!!!! there is no possible justification for their actions, theyre hypocrites plain and simple.

or maybe im reading into everything too much idk its 1 am im talking about the fucking peanuts yaoi fag play. bye

[yumeurl]

i talked about this with waif already but i want a tom redemption that is barely even a redemption, he just delays things indefinitely by having the chance to be a dada professor and never gets the time to go through his initial plans (for my sanity itll be during the first time he asked for the position with dippet, with dippet making an exception for his age cuz hes proven to be capable, just with a few promises that riddle will still continue learning for the subject)

so he still has the horcrux (significantly lesser amount than when he went off the deep end tho), and he still plans to gather followers by being a dada professor, and he also is still as hyperfixated and obsessed at specific things, but he finds a real home and family by staying in hogwarts. its like despicable me but the kids are slytherin kids. hes able to divert his hyperfixation to something else, maybe smth more healthy for his sake, and he barely even realizes it bc hes keeping himself busy. things change alot more once he meets snape and he becomes his impromptu godfather. after decades of teaching he also becomes slytherins head of house

he finds that despite seeing other people as inferior and worthless he does enjoy teaching, and he usually encourages them to understand magic in of itself, and make up spells of their own. this is also why snape is his favorite student, although he never admits it. all this drives dumbledore crazy cuz he doesnt trust tom (justified cuz tom rly intended to go thru his plans lmfao) and was just waiting for tom to start. fortunately tom doesnt know when too. maybe when he reaches harrys generation hed start to feel remorse (unwillingly) which could make his soul again, since he doesnt have alot of horcruxes this time. maybe tom still has an intense fear of dying, but hes grown to have a semblance of care for others that it doesnt consume him as much

anyways somber stuff aside even at age 60 he still looks pretty sexy, as if he doesnt age. in truth hes gone to secretly use a fuckton of muggle beauty products, because he finds them more effective for longterm use than magic. and he dropped the kind facade since he doesnt need it anymore as a professor, willing to look blank and show his real emotions when in public. funnily enough this makes him look mysterious and does garner him his own fanclub, even tho gathering followers has been a dormant quest now, it makes dumbledore do funny faces tho so he indulges them from time to time

[blueiight]

I don't think any of your other anons have mentioned this yet but if they have correct me! But a really key difference between book and show Lestat is his age not just in pure number [150 vs 30 something when he first meets Louis] but the age when he was turned [~35 vs 21]. Cause show Lestat even as human would've already sown his oats, lived it up and is basically middle aged for 18th century France life expectency before he's even turned. Then on top of that, he's spends another 100 years or so fucking around, going on adventures, trying to find a companion, having failed relationships, dirt napping before he finally meets Louis. Book Lestat's life was very much cut short due to his youth when turned, he goes from a bad relationship with Nicki to a bad relationship with Louis and then spends many decades barely alive and napping. Show Lestat at 35 should've been settled down, married with kids already during his time? [whether he actually did that or not is irrelevant, that's what was normal for men of his age]. Like I think that's why show Lestat is so much more of a patriarch in the show?

I don't know what else they plan to do with this change in the show but its one of the most fundamental changes to his character I'd say!

before i go along id like to correct the rl perception of life expectancy u have. a lot of ppl (not just u!) conflate ‘average life expectancy’ with a vague notion of the ‘average adult life span’. what life expectancies account for is the societal underpinnings in health namely the sheer numbers of maternal, infant and young child mortality due to the sheer risk of pregnancy alone& infectious diseases prior to the advent of germ theory, clean water systems & the widespread use of vaccination/s. chances are, if u lived past the age of say 5-10 and/or survived ur pregnancy, u already beat a number of odds & could very well live to old age [certainly the numbers of ‘respect ur elders’ hierarchies in cultures worldwide support this. but i get ur point& im being the pedantic ass i complain about. adolescence did not exist in les time as we know it so hed be considered a man in his teens-early 20s, and in fact in most of human history ppl got married 20s& above so if book les didnt get hitched idt show les necessarily had to neither? esp cuz hes still the younger of sons.]

i agree! i do think og iwtv lestat was a force of nature & a manic figure, but he was certainly more pitiful than his amc counterpart [in no significant part due to 1976 iwtv lewis narration] and being aged up certainly can play a role into how much of a firmer authority figure he is in this version of the show so soon. i think this change is fascinating, and imo draws both from iwtv/tvl as well as subsequent [consistent beats of, an exploration of] characterization of lestat as the pinnacle of vampirism, the brat vampire prince lording over in later works of the chronicles. hes not only stronger in a patriarchal sense but also in the literal sense of what hes capable of doing as a vampire. much to think of! louis also being an older man [33-34 as opposed to his early 20s] when turned also has sweeping implications for his character, and performatively equalizes their dynamic in the eyes of the viewer. & louis himself in s1 selectively likens himself to both lestat’s equal, yet u have the ‘lover, murderer, maker’ line being repeated & louis saying ‘could the children murder the father?’, likening himself to claudia in that they are both lestat’s children & claudia in the rue royale timeline compares louis to a pitiful housewife or something like that .. not to mention this👇🏾

[i feel like ive talked about this scene ten times. from claudia being the exact age/close to the age louis himself was here when he was turned, to lestat denying claudia her adulthood , louis selectively playing up her adulthood, and claudia attempting to neutralize this family dynamic & claim her own sense of maturation by making all of them siblings… levan akin ur everything to me 😵‍💫🫣]

i do wonder how nickistat will be adapted for s3 with these age shifts in mind, and what implications that holds for nicki , armand & co.. hell, even gabi. especially gabrielle. [also i time traveled & spayed les he will not have no babies on lou]

[prettylittlelyres]

Happy Blorbo Blursday! Which one of your characters would benefit from modern medication the most? If your characters are modern, what medication would help them that they're not on?

Oh, thank you for the ask! Great question, and the answer is easy! (Perhaps an obvious trigger warning, but I think a necessary one.)

Trigger Warning: Medical Trauma, Serious Illness.

If Marianne Stafford from Vogeltje lived today, she would be diagnosed with Hypermobile Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome and POTS, but, unfortunately for her, she lives in 1788.

Some of her descendants - including Rosie Geelen from "She Has No Name" (WIP title subject to change!) - have been diagnosed with it, as Rosie in particular lives in the 2020s.

Marianne has a beautiful eighteenth century wheelchair, built for her by her boyfriend (later husband) Gijs Geelen, but their great-great(etc) granddaughter Rosie has a modern lightweight wheelchair with an aluminium frame and power assist! Rosie also has a coordinated care plan under London hEDS specialists, so she sees a physiotherapist to help with her joint problems (Marianne suffered from these all her life, but thanks to modern medicine, Rosie will not), and has had surgery to repair a bowel prolapse (which would not have been possible in Marianne's era). POTS is now treatable!

Although Marianne's life was made easier by her socio-economic circumstances (the daughter of aristocrats, ward to King George III and Queen Charlotte of England, married to a carpenter-luthier, but keeping royal favour because spoilers!), the best physician in the country didn't know how to help her; there was no diagnosis to give her at the time, much less a prognosis to help her know what to expect. As things turned out, Marianne was still severely ill and in a lot of pain for most of her life. We don't know how many people lived with EDS before it was first recognised properly, but we know most of them had far fewer resources to help them than Marianne Stafford did. They are the people who would benefit most from modern medicine.

I have a similar illness to hEDS, Hypermobility Spectrum Disorder. It may even be the same illness, or I may have been misdiagnosed. There had always been something wrong with me when I was growing up, but HSD as a diagnosis didn't exist when I was a child; I spent more than two decades with my body literally falling apart, with no idea what was happening or why. In 2018 I was misdiagnosed with fibromyalgia, and believed I would always be sick and in pain (we still don't know what to do about fibromyalgia but we have just discovered it's autoimmune, so leaps are being made in research all the time). I followed the recommendations to exercise gently and rest when necessary, but never felt much improvement in my condition. Fast forward to 2021, when a colleague sent me to her physiotherapist, and he spotted the signs of hypermobility that had previously been missed (or perhaps ignored, I'm not sure). That triggered a chain of medical investigations that confirmed HSD (explaining the joint problems, manageable with physiotherapy) and hypothyroidism (explaining the fatigue, treatable with HRT). I also know I have to be careful about my skin as it's fragile, and I can loosely predict the problems I might have in the future, using information about hypermobility that is now easily available on the internet.

The internet would have helped Marianne (and her physician!) so much! Every day I see people with conditions like mine and hers talking to each other online. I've been part of these conversations and I've been able to learn from and teach others who are going through the same things as I am. It's not medicine, but it is a miracle, and it would have made Marianne's life so much easier.

I'm excited to see how research into hEDS, HSD and other chronic illnesses develops. I only wish that we could take that knowledge back in time and help people who suffered in the past, who wouldn't need to suffer now.

[mystical-imagine]

Match-up if you please: bi poly lady, long unnaturally dyed hair, tattoos and piercings, pretty much only wear black and sparkly jewelry. I run a bookstore (thus my earlier ask about favorite books). I mostly read horror, surrealism, dark fantasy, a lot of comics, books on occultism, witchcraft, anarchism, and social justice. My favorite media is decadent and dark. I'm an aesthete, a nature-worshiping witch, a pessimist, and an escapist nerd. I cross-stitch, play TTRPGs, and meditate (1/2)

I miss going out bars-hoping, dancing, and to concerts. I'm argumentative, passionate, and despite my continuing efforts to the contrary never seem to shut the fuck up. I value curiosity, boldness, imagination, playfulness, and self-assurance. I need people to respect my boundaries, privacy, and independence. A dry sense of humor is delightful. I do not associate with right-wingers. I do not tolerate possessiveness, jealousy, or boorishness. I dunno, you've see my blog, you know my shit. (2/2)

lol, im so sorry for the long wait. like multiple years wait, its here now though and thank you so much for being so patient with me <3

id pair you with Zen!!

Zen would admire your strong sense of self courage to stick by your style and who you are. He would often have to compromise on his own clothing and style, being an actor and all. the one thing Zen wont compromise on career wise, is his personal life and who he loves. hed stand by you through thick and thin. also he wont mind if you steal his leather jackets.

hed def. sneak by your bookstore whenever he gets the chance, to bring you snacks and to Exchange small updates on how your day is going. and you'd get front row tickets to all Zens performances. Being an actor, Zen loves stories but hes also probably mostly enjoys romance books and contemporary. oh but also fantasy. and im sure you could find some dark fantasy books to buddy read, as long as there's a knight he can project unto, hed be in haha.

also, Zen is a public figure and needs to know about social justice/relevant issues going on so he can help be a part of the positive change in this world. although Zen isnt that religious hed respect your religion and go hiking with you on remote trails hes heard are beautiful. would def. hang your cross stitches around your home. and Zen would benefit from mediating once in awhile. that man overthinks and overworks himself to the bone.

hed absolutely love to let himself be dragged around to different bars/ drag you to exclusive clubs to dance to the best music. altough hed probably need a disguise for small public bars.

Zen is a passion driven person so hed love to share in your passion too. and being able to argue well is such a good skill. (idk who told you to shut up but fuck them, keep voicing your opinions) hed love to hear you talk and argue!

Zen was abused in his childhood and would understand the importance of boundaries and being independent and coexisting rather than being co-dependent. Zen probably does get jealous, but its more of a playful jealousy than a controlling one, jealousy is an insecurity "me problem", never an "us problem".

again, sorry for the long wait and thanks for being so so patient <3

[wu-kongs]

Wolf indeed can take the qualities of other species of demon if she spends too much time around others, but thats the sort of thing that can take years or decades without any additional input or influence. She, before she decided to become a doctor, actually used her magic for other things! Her power is just,,, energy manipulation, but she tends to default as a vampiric power because giving power is far more difficult than taking it (think of her kind of like a vacuum, her body just finds energy the easiest thing to take/store). She can use the magic/energy she gathers to power up folks, overloads them until their hearts go ka-boom from the strain, dry the victims like a raisin, or use the energy on herself for shapeshifting or something else (very handy when u give urself a bad haircut and need it to grow like, right the fuck now lmao)

She initially started out just as a demon doctor, and she was an apprentice under other doctors and then went and just got the certification, but eventually she expanded onto humans (the amount of magical mishaps involving humans must be so big in lmk, u cant change my mind) so she went to actual college to become human doctor (bc, in her words, "humans are useless, they are too squishy for energy-only healing, absolute buffoons"). She was so intimidating in college, ur right, she almost killed her fair share of students and professors (mostly over them being annoying shits or being so fucking dumb it personally offends her). She doesn't get a lot of humans, but the ones she gets are just always the weirdest patients ("What do you mean you decided to set on fire a cursed pouch of gunpower from the tang dynasty, what the actual fuck did you expect to happen?????")

Her bedside manner is mostly okayish? but she tends to be quite curt when someone is being dumb. She is here to get things done, time is money and the longer you waste it, the less time on this mortal realm you have. She started to enforce her rules quite harshly a few decades after she started as a doctor, bc as her reputation grew, so did her clients. While she takes mostly money as payment, she also takes favors and things like that, so she pulled a few favors from some powerful clients and got her clinic warded with protections to hell and back (the wards are not actually meant to repel people, interestingly, they are meant to trap them, once you go in, you cant leave without her permission). A thing on her favor is that, while she is known for killing people bothering her patients (or killing the patients themselves)... nobody? has actually seen her? do so? So a lot of folks believe its just rumors, and well, they quickly learn they arent.

The sheep clan usually helps her out in keeping order in the clinic! But, aside from them, sometimes a few patients-turned friends-turned "you're lucky youre funny" help her out. From canon cast, the only one who knows her is Red Son and Macaque, and thats why she helped him not die way too many times (and the monkey is too broke to pay so he helps her with favors in exchange of good ol healing). Only reason Macaque is not dead yet is bc he amuses her a lot ("you're such a pathetic little man" [fond]). RedSon met her bc he blew up his room once and was too ashamed to go to his family doctor for help, hed rather risk getting eaten than let his parents find out he managed to blow up his room, again, after expresively being told to not do his projects in his room. Wolf actually likes Red Son, it reminds her of herself as a child, and he actually pays her good money (not like some stupid monkey she knows)

She is very picky with her clients, she can give herself the privilege to do so nowadays, so whenever a high-profile demon wants her services Wolf tends to dedicate just a day to that client, so there's less factors to worry about (like random patients deciding that, actually, that guy looks a lot like the demon he was tasked to get at job, oopsies) and the sheep clan can dedicate themselves to only standing out for watch rather than checking in with patients, helping her prepare medicine and such.

wolf is so fascinating and you've clearly put a lot of thought and love into her creation. the energy absorption → channeling is really great, would there happen to be any drawbacks to it? like, is it possible for her to absorb too much? if that's true, what does that kinda thing end up doing to her?

her short temper and intolerance for idiots is just so [clenches fist] relatable. i, too, have a short temper and am idiot-intolerant, so she has my stamp of approval to do whatever she wants. also her you're such a pathetic little man (fond) @ macaque is so special to me. how did she first meet him? it's hilarious that he doesn't pay for shit like tang don't pay for food at pigsy's place. how did they first end up meeting? would love to think that he came into her place looking like a drenched cat.

does wolf ever end up meeting iron fan or DBK? she's radiating godmother vibez to me for red and i love that

[just-sp-in-inginthevoid]

Noritoshi goes to see how his mother is doing (he doesn't interact with her or any person she seems to have welcome in her new life. he's just. in the background) and she noticed him. Then asks him if they know each other. Because he looks (a bit) familiar. He answers negatively. Then she has to leave because her child his calling her. A child who gets to call her mom. Not mother. A child at who she looks with bliss. Not defeat.

Noritoshi leaves.

[faeriescorpio]

13, 14, 16, 17, 18, 19, and 20

13. what’s your comfort food?

anything artifical and orange. mac n cheese. orange gatorade. anything artifical orange flavored. caramels. or maybe homemade tacos? omg yeaaasss.... the only way i eat avocados is my own guacamole recipe with lots of garlic powder PLUS you can buy these boxes of taco shells that are those cheese doritos flavor... mmm yeaaassss... with some black beans and the grated cheese and you put them ground beef at the bottom, then the cheese so it melts on the hot meat then tomato then lettuce then guac because the weight of the guac flattens the lettuce so it takes less space... mmmmm you can put the beans wherever but i recommend with the ground beef... warm proteins at the bottom of the taco shell,,,, my family used to own a taco restaurant chain in Virginia called Tippy's tacos and at Tippy's there was this queso with a secret recipe except the queso place stopped making queso and/or were shut down but like. the secret queso recipe... when they shut down we took all the queso mix from the restaurant and our family was like mad fighting over the queso mix because its godly unngngg like i think there was a genuine physical fight but who knows because the guy who owned the restaurant all the kids my age joke hes a murderer and also my family is crazy but talking about my insane family and they shit theyve pulled would be like. a whole nother story. but shout out to my grandma for stealing a cop car when she was 8 and then later marrying a cop. surprisingly the cop is the nicer of the two

14. favorite feel-good show?

Community if its a TV show, I already listed my movies, and to be honest I'm more of a movie person but I think Ive rewatched every Community episode over 3 times. It used to be Malcolm in the Middle but they took that off Netflix like 4 years ago and I'm still mad about that. Also they took BBC Sherlock off Netflix and I was MAD about that. Because I guess Season 1 of BBC Sherlock was also my thing. I have a DVD disk of BBC sherlock season 1. a dvd. im so sorry. i really love S1E3.

16. compliment the person who sent you this number.

I love your art, it's very friend shaped. I am glad we are mutuals. I enjoy seeing you on my dash :)

17. fairy lights or LED lights?

ooh. okay. so at home I have LED lights because I love my blackout curtains and also my desk is beneath my bed, its a loft bed thing except the legs of my loft bed are too long so its like markiplier in college and my face is inches from the ceiling. but in college I have fairy lights because the dorm room light is harsh and evil and my two lamps only provide so much light so I have fairy lights too. must I choose?

18. do you still love stuffed animals?

oh yes yes yes. I still have my lovey (the stuffed animal that you never let go of as a child and definitely chewed on at some point and now it looks like the soul is sucked out of it) except my great grandmother is into sewing so it doesnt look too bad. It gets washed and restuffed and taken care of so it looks worn but good. ive also been like buying WAY too many fruits from Jellycat (look up the website, tumblr has talked about it before but they never drop the name and its like. childrens stuffed animals but also adults stuffed animals.) I have like over 50 webkinz according to my account-WHICH I TOTALLY DONT LOOK AT AHAHAHAHAHAH i mean not NOW that webkinz wants you to have an app plus apparently you need to buy a webkinz each year to keep your account add free which is like woah what- I mean I have a drawer of stuffed animals. it's not bursting at the seams or anything haha : )

19. most important thing in your life?

guy who did my adhd assessment implied that I'm unhealthily codependent on my best friend. but to be fair when i was in middle school I had a reoccurring dream every night for 3 years that she was going to get robbed at gunpoint and I would use myself as a human shield and get shot instead and bleed out in her arms and because it was nearly every night for 3 years I thought it was actually going to happen like a premonition and all it did was cement the idea in my head that she's everything to me. as soon as I accepted my future death the dreams stopped so I guess its not going to happen? but according to the dreams it should happen some time in the next 4? years because the dream said it would happen when im in college. but its fine im fine

20. what do you want most in the world right now?

my best friend- /j um. im not really sure. i dont have anything i ask for for my birthday because im pretty content. I mean sure, the worries of money and also how terribly lonely I am in college because I havent made many new friends in college and also im touchstarved and also my depression aint great and if i could get my adhd meds. but actually i feel pretty content when it comes to needing objects. a tan trenchcoat tho, oh, oh ive been searching for one for 6 years at every goodwill and target i could find. how the FUCK can i not get my hands on a tan trenchcoat in 6 years???? i need to buy online i swear theres a conspiracy against me, i have 3 black trenchcoats, THREE! actually i lost one in color guard but still!! and also a green petticoat that passes as a trenchcoat, but tan?? TAN??? ooh no i cant have that :( ujjuuuuuhghghhnnnnhnn okay replace everything i said before I want a tan trenchcoat and like. a working real iron man suit. also a legal name change to Samuel James Jellison which is neither my legal first, middle, or last name and also apparently like two dudes ever have had this name and theyre both dead so theres no point in looking this name up UNTIL i change my name. But I could be Sammy Jim Jellison, omg,,,

[shoezuki]

Ok some more ideas on the Literal Angel Of Death AU so i can get it out my system

Kristen (aka death herself) is Allknowing and Allseeing and has lived eternally and has had hundreds of names watched stars die and be reborn. Phil is so in love

Of Death Headquarters, there hundreds of thousands of angels who work nine to five jobs at cubicles, looking over paperwork and forms of who needs to die.

Theres divisions for EVERYTHING. theres the animals division, plants division, humans division, even fucking buildings. Everyone hates the plants and buildings division except foolish but hes weird

Of everyone, phil is the oldest. He doesnt ever remember being alive, though. Practically everyone else had been 'alive' in the mortal plane before their deaths. Some people were trees, animals. Foolish was a statue built of gold and sandstone and had been worshipped like a god until the civilization was conquered and he was torn to rubble

Very few angels ever go back to the mortal plane. No one really wants to. Theres a Very select few who volunteer to be sent down when a particular being Marked for Death is Very stubborn. Phil always volunteers. He spends more time with mortals than in his office

He takes his time, though. Honestly he just enjoys feeling the wind and the sun and the food. Kristen loved to indulge him. She'll send him at a target, then they have their 574th anniversary dinner at a lake

Dream is an angel. Hes young, but extremely competent at killing. He has built up the biggest kill count even over phil. He gets sent down and is back within an hour. Hes really prideful

Once phil asked dream why he Doesnt hang out down there a bit. Maybe grab a bite to eat. Dream is just '???? Why would i eat i dont need to lmao' and phil groans

Eventually phil gets technoblade as a target. Techno just Wont Die. Other angels have signed him for death many times. Phil is first to be sent down to get the job done by hand.

But techno is FUNNY. hes a kid in his teens whos a champion in a colleseum. Its all hes ever known. But he eventually just... leaves. No real reason but for self agency.

Phil watches techno for a long while. The piglin never speaks, seems to camp out in the wilderness on his own more than going into towns.

Surprisingly though, phil watches him when hes Not selling himself as a mercenary, when he isnt regarded as a monster by everyone, when he isnt bloodied. Techno splashes around in streams, cooes and hums to cats, he buys so many books his bags barely have room for food.

He has a staring match with an apple before putting the whole thing in his mouth like hes never had one, and phil is like 'YEP THATS IT. IM MEETIN THIS GUY'

Phil is somewhat Known through mortals. Hes down there for years, then disappears and comes back a decade later, not seeming to age a day. Phil doesnt even hide it like he should but kristen just jabs at him them gives up

Wilbur is actually. Hes a strange case. Hes phil and kristen's son (dont ask phil how he came to be. Kristen just said she 'forged him of the music of the world' and phil has no clue what that means)

Wilbur is Technically an angel of death too. But he wanted to live exclusively on the mortal plane. So kristen gave him a contract a hundred or so years ago to kill a kid who wouldnt be born for centuries. Wilbur has been living as a musician and traveling the world, changing his name and his voice and his appearance every once in a while.

The contracts are completely binding, in that once an angel signs an agreement to kill a mortal, they cant return until its done. Wilbur was warned hed have to kill Eventually. But itd take years before that.

Anyways kristen might have told wilbur itd be centuries before tommy was even born. Or maybe she lied. But tommy is wilbur's contract and he will NOT leave wilbur alone oh my god.

[latristereina]

When Catherine of Aragon (1485–1536) moved to England in 1501 to marry her first husband, the Tudor prince Arthur (1486–1502), she brought shoes. Lots of shoes. Her shoemakers, Diego de Madrid and Diego de Valencia, had started to make her shoes when she was two years old and continued to do so until she left for England at the age of sixteen. That year, 1501, they were very busy men. The detailed accounts of Gonzalo de Baeza, Queen Isabel’s treasurer (continuous from Catherine’s birth in 1485 to Isabel’s death in 1504) note that the royal shoemakers crafted fifty-one pairs of soft leather buskins (borçeguies), short boots that came up over her ankles, and sixty-eight pairs of black leather slip- pers (servillas; also spelled xervillas). It is likely that her baggage also included cork-soled platform mules known as chapines, probably covered in velvet and intricate embroidery such as those made for her in 1497: “twelve pairs of chapines from Valencia for the infantas [María and Catherine], six of them one hand high and the other six three fingers high, at 175 [maravedís] each, some of them more, totaling 1,990 [maravedís]”. These chapines were a regal variant of shoes that were a staple of Mediterranean societies, sturdy and very handy to keep skirts from dragging through the muck of medieval streets.

The first glimpses of chapines can be found in sixteenth-century drawings, watercolors, and costume books. Given that fashion is the product of observation, does the fact that feet and shoes are not depicted mean that shoes were not considered fashion? It would be decades after Catherine before women’s shoes stepped forward as part of the fashionable attire of a stylish woman.

With her chapines, Catherine brought something fresh and novel to the Tudor court. She brought Spanishness, and with it a wider cultural horizon that encompassed more than just dozens of pairs of shoes. Her arrival signified England’s arrival on an international stage. More broadly speaking, Catherine’s shoes reveal the “capacity of clothing to organize ideas about cultural change.” They can be used to document the transmittal of a culture of style from her home in Spain at Medina del Campo, through her shoemakers in Valencia and Madrid, and the Muslim culture of Granada that was the source of many of the design elements, and ultimately to her new home at the Tudor court in London. The events celebrating her marriage—the allegorical masques and plays, the highly structured processions through London that marked one’s status, family, and affinity relationships—were the culmination of her transformation from infanta Catalina to Ladie Kateryne of Spayne. English kings sometimes married French-born women, but there had not been a Spanish-born queen of England since Eleanor of Castile (1241–90) married Edward I (1239–1307). By 1501, Spain commanded not just the Iberian peninsula but also the Habsburg domains in Central Europe and the Americas. Catherine’s shoes, hats, hooped skirts, and her hair—in fact, her entire wardrobe—was a visual presentation of her foreignness. It marked the move of the Tudor dynasty from a small insular English realm to one far more broadly European in outlook and ambition.

The visual elements of her style signified foreignness, an exotic southern sensibility that startled, even shocked, the English. Her attire attracted comment almost immediately. The English who attended the festivities celebrating Catherine’s arrival in England noted her “attire after the manor of Spain”:

And aftir theim rode the Princes upon a great mule richely trapped aftir the manour of Spayne, the Duke of Yorke on her right hand and the Legate of Rome on her left hande. She was in riche apparell on her body aftir the manour of her contre, and upon her hed a litill hatte fashounyd like a cardinalles hatte of a praty brede with a lase of golde at this hatt to steye hit, her heere hanging down abowt her shulders, which is faire aburne, and in maner of a coyfe betwene her hede and her hatt of a carnacion colour, and that was fastenyd from the myddis of her hed upwards so as men might weell se all her heere from the myddill parte of her hed downward.

There is no mention of shoes, but the anonymous author commented on just about everything else: the other Spanish ladies in the procession (four from England and four from Spain) also had their hair down, wore a red hat like a cardinal’s hat “as the Princes hade.” But they wore black gowns, with black “kerchiers” on their heads “like unto the fachion of a religious woman aftir the maner of Spayne.”

Sadly, there are no detailed descriptions of the many shoes in her wardrobe and few records of gifts given by Catherine until she married Henry in 1509. But Ruth Matilda Anderson, María M. Carrión, María del Cristo González Marrero, and Elizabeth Semmelhack provide vital clues to just what those shoes might have looked like in the early modern period.

First Catherine would don brightly colored, perhaps embroidered, hose made from Holland linen. In the privacy of her chamber, Catherine had two options: a sandal, perhaps the flat-soled cork the Muslims in Spain called an aqraq, or lightweight slippers (servillas) made of fine leather with a very thin sole and closed backs that could be worn inside a chapín. In more public places she would have worn borçeguies [soft leather buskins]. These calf-high or knee- high boots of cloth or leather fit close to the leg, were wide at the heel and narrow at the toes, and were made in a myriad of colors and sometimes adorned with bands of color. The finest quality buskins were made of cordovan leather (named for the Spanish city Córdoba, the etymological source of the English words “cordovan” and “cordwainer,” the term for a shoemaker), but sheepskin was often used too. Made with turnsole construction (put together inside out and turned right-side-out when finished), they could be soled with goatskin, lined with cloth or fur, and could have a modest platform sole.

The chapín was by far the most distinctive and complex shoe. These thick-soled platform shoes were the status footwear of discriminating women of all ages. The basic style is a shoe that was worn over a slipper out of doors. Most Spanish chapines were closer to an overshoe with an inset strap, made for navigating dirty streets and visible, not hidden under skirts. Chapines were ubiquitous and thus unremarkable; so commonplace that they were essentially unmarked by rank or status. The manufacture calls for five layers of cork fragments pegged together with sharp-pointed pieces of cane, wider at the sides, narrow toward the ends, with a rise at the heel. The bits of cork were then covered with leather, frequently goatskin, with an outer sole that was flat and oval. The vamp sections would be interlined, lined with canvas or goatskin, finished along the upper edge with overhand stitching, with pierced holes for lacing up the shoe. Finally, the chapín was decorated with stamped or stitched patterns, gilt trim, and incised tooling in a Hispano-Muslim style with animal or floral designs.

The wide variety of cork-soled footwear spanned gender and rank, but chapines worn by elite women were distinctive. They were excessively high, gilded, jewel-studded, and often embellished with a metal ring around the base of the shoe, as much for durability as for panache. Each pair of these costly chapines could consume as much as half of yard of richly colored velvet or silk to cover the leather, as well as a dizzying array of embellishment options: hand-painted designs, several ounces of silver-gilt ornaments, gold thread, brocade, filigree, and semi-precious stones. It is not the height of the sole but the opulence of many chapines—embellished with embroidery and studded with gems—that moves the fashion off the street and into the royal court. Catherine’s sister Juana was said to have had more than seventy pairs, thirty-seven of which came from shoemakers in Valencia, a city famed for the manufacture of gilt leather. The Spanish passion for chapines crossed the border to Portugal only when another sister, Isabel, before leaving Spain in 1490 to marry King Afonso of Portugal, tucked into her baggage two pairs of chapines embroidered with gold thread that cost more than three-quarters of the price of a team of mules.

- Theresa Earenfight, The Shoes of an Infanta: Bringing the Sensuous, Not Sensible, “Spanish Style” of Catherine of Aragon to Tudor England

[anarmorofwords]

Hc turns out Alastair actually likes politics

Hes smart and hed like to make a change in the way shadowhunters are treated

Hes like Christopher in that aspects, wanting to use different ways to advocate and carry out his mandate thought hes a good fighter

But he thinkseverything is extremly wrong and corrupted and its all shit after the breakup and he starts having HIS own thoughts

And necesarily he doesnt want to actually actively participate in politics

He wants to live his life and be happy

But it never stops nagging him that there is something wrong

So he does what he knows how to do

He writes, and advocates, and apologizez to Thomas cause he is aware Gideon is high up in politics but see your fathers not the problem im critisizing a system.

Writes it under A.C.

And everyones knows its him but no one can prove it so

Hes very vocal aboit his opinions

Once he dies the clave really tries to hude everything he did

All his small victories, his writtings everything because it challenges their costumes. Until Alec is able to find them

And theyre brilliant

And after getting 1900's speak (which is hilarious cause he just walks around the apartment with Alastairs letters like "hey babe what does effontry mean?" And magnus will shout "means someones being a huge dick" "Thank you Magnus")

Its actually pretty smart

He asks if Magnus has any idea who AC is and Magnus really doesnt know (he wasnt in shadowhunter buisness around that time he just visited offly) (and by offly I mean every ten years)

So he takes one of the letters for some time to try to figure it out and after reading everything just clicks like "Oh shit this was Cordelias brother"

And Alec is like???

Magnus: okok remember how I told you half your ancestors just didnt just "not marry" but were excrutiatingly gay

Alec nods

Magnus hands him the letter: see this was one of your ancestors lovers and he was a smartass cocky mf

After that lovely explanation he actually gets down to genuinly explain who Alstair was

His theory was really good Alec noted

At the end he takes into account some of the things he wrote

And when he finds an old letter (that had nothing to do with politics) he gives it to Emma

She lost everything she had of her family besides her sword

He knows shed like to have his ancestor as equally liked to participate in fuck the clave agenda

ok wait I'm having a moment *aka crying*

You KNOW this is exactly what he'd do. Like, I don't even know what to say I'm so emotional about this concept

He would totally see Charlotte's struggles with Maurice and the rest of Clave, and that's even more reason to keep it anon (to a degree, as you said) so people couldn't say he's biased (because Fairchilds/Lightwoods/Herondales' are friends and everyone knows that.)

(But honestly would many people be able to guess it's him?!? Like those asses that used to know his wittiness and eloquence wouldn't believe his opinions changed (because even after he starts "living with his dear friend Thomas" and gets closer to Lightwoods etc., that's not enough proof for people to suspect him, and he's not vocal about his views. and his friends etc wouldn't say. Idk just thinking out loud)

Oh I'm pretty sure Thomas wouldn't mind BUT ALSO IMAGINE ALASTAIR JUST STRAIGHT UP DISCUSSING THESE THINGS WITH GIDEON

like we know Gideon basically adopts him (aka that's a headcanon I'll never ever abandon it's canon shut up everyone) and loves him like his own son and so they just meet for dinner/tea/whatever to chat, and Alastair would often just suggest things to Gideon so he could present them to the Clave please this would be perfect

Also I don't know as much about Enneagram as you, but from what I've read wanting to leave their mark on the world is pretty important to eights, so on one hand yes those writings helping and inspiring Alec years later is beautiful af, but also THE CLAVE BURYING IT ALL FOR DECADES BREAKS MY HEART

just... Alastair dying, say, probably somewhere around/after WWII, and seeing how mundanes world went to shit and seeing similarly dangerous fucked up notions among the Shadowhunters (I barely remember TMI, but I doubt the Circle jsut appeared out of nowhere and there were no idiotic ideas like theirs before ) atahgasyab my heart </3

the thought of Magnus reminiscing about TLH gang to Alec shit shit shit- *cries more*

And damn Alec would find so much comfort in Alastair's story - a man who fought for the right cause even despite all he went through, and even in those much worse times. It brings Alec strength to face his own battles, reminds him to never give up. sometimes he's tired and defeated and thinks maybe it would be better to just leave it all behind and try to fight for nothing more than his own family's well-being, but then he glances at one of those essays, framed over his desk, and he takes a deep breath. He thinks of Alastair, and says to himself 'its for him'. For the guy that didn't get to see the changes, but relentlessly advocated for them all the same. Its for Thomas, Eugenia and Anna Lightwood, Matthew Fairchild, Kamala Joshi, who all should not have lived through those struggles. That's what he can do for them now.

fuck fuck fuck look I don't like Emma but the thought of her smugly realising one of her ancestors was not only a badass gay icon but an advocate for change that messed with the Clave as much as he could hold up I'm gonna cry-

Basically-

[sofijaeger]

Hi Sofi! Thinking about eren and feeling soft again, so I have headcanons for you~

- despite his looks in season 4, Eren doesn't have any experience with women. You were actually his first kiss and he was SO nervous. He still wonders if he was any good.

-sometimes he gets insecure and worries you don't believe he loves you. When it happens he rushes to your side and wraps you in his arms, refusing to let you go until he has whispered all his love and devotion into your ear while rocking you gently

- he used to have nightmares. That's why he asks you to sleep with him every night. No nightmares when you're there.

- you once wore his old survey corps uniform by chance. You needed to change your clothes and found it in some random storage room so you took it. He had long outgrown it, but he recognized it immediately. On your body it looked very different though, and he felt warmth rush to his cheeks. When you discovered it was his, you excused yourself for taking it, but he said you could keep it, all while blushing and mumbling something like "it looks better on you anyway".

- When the war ended, he brought you to his favorite tree. Not to say goodbye - that never happened - but to ask you to stay forever.

- Eren always dreamed of freedom, but since you're in his life, freedom doesn't sound that appealing anymore. He'd gladly spend his life tied to you, if you allow him. His stance is now "fuck freedom, I am yours". He now knows he never needed a vague concept of freedom. He was just looking for a place to belong. He found it. Your heart. That's his place.

-Bonus : you know his big, scary titan? I don't know if you would be comfortable being around that form too, but let me tell you a secret: no matter how small your hand is, Eren can absolutely feel your touch through his titan's skin. Pet him, please. It soothes him immediately and it's so pleasant that you can feel his chest vibrating. Yes, the attack titan can purr, but nobody knew that, because no one ever showed affection towards him. Eren is a little ashamed of this because he can't really control it, but he only does this for you. He's also gonna carry you anywhere and imagine how warm he would be-

(Sorry this went overboard as usual 😅)

oh bby, i was actually feeling pretty down today so JEEZ thank you for making me feel so much better! also u were makin me all giddy because i wasn’t sure if these were directed for me😭

I DONT KNOW WHO BELIEVES HED BE A SMOKA, JOKA, AND PUSSY CONTROLA but baby never even got a kiss until 19 so, i can definitely see him being insecure about what moves he makes on you. he fees it’s his responsibility to be stronger mentally but he often falls into this tunnel of doubt because of it. remind him how wonderful he is and he’ll be back up with a smile:)

boy is the biggest softie i swear, blame or praise carla cuz of that but anything he thinks would make you happy he will do. buy you gifts, comfort you, comforting himself by you because he knows you’ll feel good about it-

that freedom one bestie, LAWD. he always came to me as a thematic, bigger idea kind of guy. He really does try to find the good in everything even after his goals may or not have been accomplished. But i really feel that people’s impacts are much more crucial in his life than some thing to maintain, and you happen to be the biggest accomplishment of his existence. He’ll remember how happy you’ve made him feel decade after decade.

I WANNA HEAR EREN PURR ARGHHHH

bestie you wanna finish that last one though? i think you should- go… go ahead and finish it for me will ya?😏

[lilsciencequeen]

august slipped away into a moment in time

Tonks and Lupin the morning before his first day as the new DADA teacher

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She reached up, and with careful hands, tied the tie that had been hanging there for many minutes now as he had stared at himself in front of the mirror. She smiled up at him, hoping to reassure his nerves. “Remus, if anyone can do this, then it’s you. There’s no one that is more qualified than you. You’ve taught before, you’ve been in the Order twice. This is the job for you.”

There was no response from him, he just turned his gaze down to focus on her. At how excited that she was for him. “You think so? You really think so?" He knew that he sounded unsure, nervous. He knew his hands had a slight tremble to them and he couldn't help but wonder if she could hear the thumping of his heart, hammering hard in his chest.

A nod. “I know so. Remus, I know how much you missed teaching at Hogwarts. At how much you loved that job. The world’s different now. The world’s a better place now.”

And she was right. The world was a better place. It had taken a couple of years to get where they were now, but the wizarding world was becoming more accepting of werewolves now. The laws preventing them from working had now been eradicated, the Wolfsbane potion was now much more wildly available and support groups had been set up. And despite how much he denied it, Lupin had played a huge part in this. He had helped Kingsley to draft the new laws, had reached out to others in a similar situation to him to hear what they had wanted. To hear how the world could be improved for them.

He had changed the world for them.

Made it a place where they could actually live.

It was on the fourth anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts that McGonagall asked Lupin if he wanted to come back and teach at Hogwarts. They were looking for a new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. At first, he had been hesitant. Despite how much he had loved teaching all those years ago, nearly a decade ago now, he had been hesitant to agree. Thankfully, McGonagall was more than prepared to wait a handful of days for the answer, and when he had agreed, she was more than glad.

Over the summer months, he'd really fallen in love with the item of returning to teaching. He'd drawn up roll after roll of parchment, had ordered supplies, and brought himself some new robes. Hed seemed simply ecstatic at the idea of everything.

He had told her everything that he wanted to do, had asked her opinion on anything he had been confused about. He had been so excited, wanting to get another chance at a job that he had loved so much. That had been cruelly snatched from him before.

But as summer faded into autumn, the warm summer days fading into those crisp autumn ones he'd grown nervous.

Doubling himself.

And she’d seen it a mile away.

She could sense it.

"Remus…" she cupped his cheek, her thumb caressing the end of the scar that marred his face. "I know you can do this. McGonagall wouldn't have asked if she didn't believe in you."

He dipped his gaze for nothing more than a heartbeat then met hers once more. "I know. I just want to give them my all. Give them the best chance I can."

"And you will."

Standing on the tips of her toes, she met his lips, a kiss that was long and lingering occurring between the two of them.

One that was made of real magic.

Even though they had been married years now, there were still days when he couldn't believe that he was as lucky as he was. But he would always always be thankful that he had this.

The best wife that anyone could ask for.

An amazing son, and a daughter on the way.

Things were amazing and they would only just get better from here.

“Is Teddy coming home tonight?” he asked when they'd broken apart, reaching up and brushing a lose strand of hair behind her ear. Their son had been staying with Bill and Fleur the night before. Bill had offered to take Teddy for the night, to allow the two of them to go out for a meal, and enjoy their last night together before Lupin turned to work.

It was in recent months that the two of them had moved to a cottage on the outskirts of Hogsmeade, and between a new job, a toddler, moving house, and another child on the way, life was busy. Extremely busy.

"He is but they'd be more than happy to keep him another night if we asked them."

But Lupin shook his head. "No. No. I want…" A moment of hesitation. "I want to celebrate tonight. To invite everyone over. Bill, Fleur. Harry. Ginny. Everyone."

"Of course!" The idea seemed to excite her. After everything she’d been through - after all, they'd been through - there was nothing more that she loved than being surrounded by friends and family. It had only been less than two months since their last celebration, one to announce they would once more be parents hut she seemed eager. "I'll get everything sorted this afternoon for you returning. I can pick Teddy up and the two of us can do the shopping."

Hearing her so excited, his heart seemed to grow larger and somehow, settled his nerves. Maybe today would be a day that was scary, but he had been through this before - he had been through worse - but the first day was a day that would only be lived once. Tomorrow would be easier. But before that… he had tonight.

Tonight with his wife, his son. The ones that he loved, and loved him back.

August might be fading away, leaving nothing more than a memory but they would be memories that he would always hold near and dear to him.

“I’ll see you tonight,” he kissed her once more before grabbing his briefcase and taking those first few tentative steps towards the bedroom, lingering in the doorway for only a moment to take one last glance at her.

Her smile was radiant and she just seemed to glow.

“Enjoy your first day - Professor.”

[farty-city]

inside bo burnham review no one asked for

i enjoy other peoples commentary and i was writing down my first thoughts anyway so here it is

inside

first song/intro song

i like the phone screen on him, very reflective of how we have had phone screens on us

“roberts been a little depressed” osnskjdnfs

they were right “daddys made you some content so open wide” hjbfafn

intro

oh my god he looks awful

but like in a cute way

maybe

healing the world with comedy (second song)

the canned and queued laugher no exactly… is it a symbol or is it just funny.. who's to say. 

it think its a good first song, establishing he knows what he is doing is kind of useless 

“the indescribable power of your comedy”

he looks like marc maron rn

i like the synthed voice and synthesizer

the jesus allusion … yeah

“i'm a special kind of white guy”

this feels like he knows how he is perceived by fans.. Make happy was too much

his fucking dancing fksjdnfksj

i think he did a good job looking manic

the lasers lmao

Side 1

Bo made a huge gamble releasing this like,,, what if you just stumbled upon it and this was ur first introduction to him..

I bet its like when i comment dumb things on instagram comments and get that rush of hehehehe

NO NOT BO DEVELOPING BILLIE EILLISH VOWELS

Also this is exactly what he wanted like,, he just wanted to make his things and not deal with the crowds so..

To think i was like finding scraps of him performing at largo and stuff and now,, so much content

life imitates art

the way he's literally what he wrote hgbkdf

there is no authenticity with cameras

suicide ?

 facetime with my mom tonight

the blue light.. Yeah

o hblue like sad

i don't know how i feel about the electric music but i guess its no different than whatever else i listen to

this is sad wow

still catchy etc

side 2

i wonder if here will be any fart jokes

that is how the world works (songs)

the huge mess and then him in a sweater

this is reminiscent of that walmart muppets

he became tim minchin with a sock puppet

the “yes… yes sir” stoppp 

jkgdsnfijwkensfosnf

qbejfnjne

nerjgnoejns

bo making a political statement and a metaphor for activism and then making it weirdly kinky

brand consultant (bit)

man bun

i have to believe he filmed it with the beard because quarantine vibes and also bc he was tired of being seen as a child

white womans instagram (song)

i did not like that intro

BO AND GLASSES THANK GOD

the daisies wow just wow

underwear

“white womans instagram” or “bo burnham becomes a girlboss”

i like that he didn't lose his cadence like the way the rhymes are you can still tell its him

i don't get the mom part sorry

is it like how people are very superficial but also very personal on their instagrams

this part was legit sad

side 3

i wonder how he felt with cameras constantly on him

Although this is the point hes trying to make

lol seinfeld moment (bit)

unpaid intern (bit and song)

“barely people somehow legal” was so smooth woW

omg he was scatting

he was a man who would scat

oh my god what great news

the react clip omg

i cant believe he did that oh my god

observation/critisism and response to the “can anyone shut the fuck up” 

and as i realized what he was doing he was like “i have this need for everything i make to have a deeper meaning” oh my god

now the question is how long will this go on?

jeffrey bezos (song)

idk its catchy

and then theres him like sleeping and talking which kind of is part of the jeff bezos song

bug eyes salamanders hehe

sexting (song)

i do believe this is just a silly song 

the earrings tho omg

sounds like post malone hbkjdsnfskj

idk its still about like intimacy in quarantine and that stuff..

the knife (bit)

i know hes copying like other youtubers but like,,, what

stuck in a room (song)

the intro is very funny and relatable

classic bo i love it 

i will say this special has been more reflective but i suppose it has to be

“look whos inside again”

i like the end too, this is all a fabrication

this is the clip where hes staring at the projection of himself from his old youtube videos which is sort of more like an ending to the “stuck in my room” song

 sorry (song)

i love the 80’s style music and its like zumba

oh this is like an apology song

“father please forgive me for i did not realise what i did, or that id live to regret it” what a catchy line

i would say this is another more “classic” bo song where its self aware and funny

“my closet it chalk full of stuff that is vaguely shitty” 

camera falling

this deserves its own bullet because its silly

i'm turning 30 (bit and song)

i remember him talking about this on a podcast and like,, damn i didn't know this also happened LOL

i really like how he did the lighting 

“stupid fucking ugly boring children”

suicide talk (1)

this is interesting i like the use of the projection

this is something that could never have happened onstage

just like with the it being projected on him

i guess it could but it would have to be done differently and probably hed have to make it funnier to make it more engaging

intermission

i just checked this is about the halfway point.. Mh

i don't wanna know (song)

“i thought it’d be over by now”

i wish this was longer but i kind of like how its just a little snippet and then the cut

video game (bit)

“i guess i’ll cry again”

“is the dude big or is the room small” lol

hm depression

 feelin like shit (song)

ohh the lighting is fun again

this is the tone shift i suppose

the feels like supalonely and the new kind of music

atl

:(

panic attack 

everything all of the time (song)

feels like brandon rogers 

i enjoy this

this feels like “welcome to youtube” grew up

“a little bit of everything all of the time”

“apathys a tragedy and boredoms a crime”

ok olivia rodrigo

finishing the special (bit)

these feel like diary entries but as standup

interesting choice

jeffery bezos (2)

Why the seaweed suit

Where did he get that

the digital space (bit)

suit up, gather what is needed, and return to the surface

damn

pirate map anfdkjfnskjd

this was so stupid (affectonate)

that funny feeling (song)

the campfire vibes 

kenny loggins

i don't get it..

is it about childhood, is it about the present?

i think its talking about the end of content? 

“the end of culture”, to quote make happy

change and not liking it 

“we were overdue, but it will be over soon”

if the second half of the special is like a panic attack this song is like a momentary pause before it gets worse

“so ive been working on this special”/breakdown 

this was .. uncomfortable and genuine which i'm sure is why he kept it

all eyes on me (song/rant)

another sad thing to watch.. damn

me trying to tell if the audio was from make happy

i think he was trying to make it as if the audio was from make happy 

this feels.. familiar

and obviously that is the point

“come on in the waters fine”

the use of autotune during the talking part... yeah

sad that he was gonna make another special… and it would have been totally different than this

i’ve decided i like the homage to make happy

It feels like hes made peace with it

the montage of him waking up and the “i think i'm done”

and then of course the ending where he's watching it over to remind us that its all fabricated

possible ending song/ “i promise to never go outside again”

ngl he looks good in the shirt with the haircut hehe

which i feel like is what he wants up to notice

and then like not think after we saw all his breakdowns

“i want to hear you tell a joke when no ones laughing in the background”

i really like the medley

Final thoughts

I want a blooper reel, but this doesn't seem like the kind of special

I also wonder if the songs will be on like apple music, but again, doesn't seem like the kind of special

I'm happy for him, he got to be honest and open and show us the sort of panicky stuff

this self aware comedy is exactly the stuff that i think will be making a comeback in the next decade.  John better be pulling up with more deconstructed comedy. 

I hope this has given him peace