#in my fyp are enough 💀💀💀

[orangerainforest]

jane de leon and janella salvador as an official ship ?? 🥹

[arkhammaid]

— ˚₊‧⁺˖ THE SIREN'S CALL.

fandom. formula one

pairing. oscar piastri x fem!reader (fc: none)

about. y/n is a professional mermaid and oscar is her greatest admirer

content warnings. social media au spanning over a long time, not edited/proofread

notes. i got one of those aesthetic professional mermaid tiktoks on my fyp at like 2am... the idea has been stuck in my head since then lol

YOURUSERNAME

liked by mermaidaquilla, oscar piastri and 1'788 others

yourusername Conquering the big seas with my new mermaid tail. Super excited for the big show this weekend🧜‍♀️

mermaidaquilla gorgeous pictures, the color really suits you <3

⤷ yourusername thank you, aquilla 🫶 we need to go for a dive soon!

⤷ mermaidaquilla oh for sure, let me know when you have time :)

user you're incredible, y/n

user oh my god these pictures are insane??

user i can't wait for the show, going to an aquarium just for you!

⤷ yourusername ahh, thank you so much for your support darling 💗

YOURUSERNAME

liked by mermaidaquilla, oscarpiastri and 35'023 others

yourusername Happy (future) World Oceans Day! @/mermaidaquilla and I'll be doing a special show on June 8th, streaming on several platforms to raise awareness and money for our oceans 🌊 We await your attendance, tell your friends and family about it!

mermaidaquilla so happy to do this show with you love!

⤷ yourusername me as well, i'm so honored we will do this together 🥹

user oh my god, collab of my dreams finally come true

⤷ user so happy for y/n to be recognized by the bigger creators!

user marking the day on my calendar!

user my daugher loved you in your last show, thank you for brining magic a bit closer to us

user hold on, what is oscar doing in her likes...

⤷ user who??

YOURUSERNAME

liked by oscarpiastri, mclaren and 100'244 others

yourusername I've started diving when I was just a little girl and now my job is my child hood dream... I'm a mermaid and belong to the seas. I'm so thankful for all the support I've received, hopefully to many years to come with Mermaid Y/n 💕🪸

mermaidaquilla your journey is incredible, i admire you so much for your drive, you're the mermaid of my dreams. so happy for you that you've made it love!

⤷ yourusername without you it wouldn't have been possible!! i can only thank YOU for being my biggest supporter since the beginning 💗

user every time i'm blown away by the pictures you post

user thank you for making the mermaid community bigger!

user MOTHER Y/N WE'RE SO PROUD

user mother is mothering FR

user HOLD ON WHY IS THERE A MAN ON THE LAST SLIDE??

⤷ user so i'm not the only one who noticed??? is this an official soft launch????

⤷ user i think so? y/n never posted someone without tagging them..

⤷ user our mermaid found her merman 😭

oscarpiastri Congratulations, y/n. You absolutely deserve it 👏

⤷ user OSCAR COMMENTED!!! I REPEAT, OSCAR COMMENTED!!!

⤷ user oh he's brave

⤷ user you mean more like he finally got his shit together. this is his first comment ever after being a whole year in her likes 💀

OSCARPIASTRI

liked by yourusername, landonorris, logansargeant and 1'983'034 others

oscarpiastri "She's everything and I'm just Ken."

yourusername But you're very good at car, love 🫶

⤷ oscarpiastri At least that 🫡

user OSCAR HAS A GF, I REPEAT, OSCAR HAS A GF AND SHE'S PRETTY!!!

user omg barbie y/n and her clumsy ken, i love this

landonorris congrats mate!

logansargeant FINALLY!

⤷ oscarpiastri You're acting as if we just came together...

⤷ logansargeant Well, it did take you long enough

user my new fav wag

⤷ user fr, no one can beat a mermaid

user HE FINALLY BAGGED THE GIRL!!

⤷ user took him over a year in the likes.. i feel so proud

user hold on... DOES ANYONE REMEMBER LUCY'S THREAD ABT THE BIRTHDAY PARTY IN JANUARY WITH Y/N AS MERMAID

⤷ user WAIT I THINK YOU'RE ACTUALLY ONTO SMTH

⤷ user are you saying that 'prince eric' is OSCAR MF PIASTRI???

⤷ user his sister is an icon if this is actually true

⤷ user someone give her an award for the greatest matchmaker of the decade (right after oscar and y/n receiving one of the greatest lovestory of the decade)

⤷ user childhood friends to lovers with a twist (only if the whole thing is true which i'm manifesting rn)

user my god the delusion some people have 💀

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ARKHAM MAID 2024

[not-goldy]

Different anon from whomever sent you asks before. I don't care who ships whom but your ask was on my fyp and I wanted to say that from your response it's obvious what everyone's priorities are. In general shippers care more about their ship than either individual members. Case in point is calling letter a duet. Nobody outside of jikookers would ever say that even if they have absolutely no issue with jikook. Its not a joint song, JK is not even featuring. He's doing background vocals. And jikookers can talk about the significance of that as they wish but this persistence in calling letter a duet shows once again that ship >> actual members of your ship. Jimin wanted background vocals for his song so he called JK. Ok sweet enough. And if he wanted to do a duet with someone, he would do an actual duet with someone. Which again letter isn't.

Tbh I'm not sure why shippers get hung up on that anyway. Jimin and Tae had a subunit, JK featured in Hobis song, Namjoon wrote some lyrics in Face. Didn't mean anything for them but when it's your ship it's suddenly significant?

Well you guys can do what you want. It's just we already have one group of batshit insane shippers in this fandom. It would be nice if you guys didn't become the next version of that

With utmost respect don't you think you sound a bit patronizing and hypocritical👀

You don't know why shippers get hung on something you are equally hung on??? Like c'mon you walked right into that one😭😭😭😭😭

You're giving it's their not they're 😹😹😹😹

Like chill it's really not that deep as u say 💀

I want you to trust that shippers know the difference between jikook songs such as Who are you, we don't talk anymore, and letter.

Words can be used loosely or generically or technically and duet is often used loosely in ship parlance to mean any performance involving jimin and Jungkook be it dance performances, or singing performances or harmonies, covers or when they do back up vocals.

So, in the future while you browse these fandoms or shipping streets- I don't know how I landed on your FYP I don't tag my posts to make it hard to find me. My user name doesn't mention jikook directly nor do my blog title just to ensure I'm buried further down in searches- try to bare that in mind.

It's giving Jk solos during the jimin back up vocals on Euphoria debate. One of these days yall solos will pop a vein from the high blood pressure you give yourselves over jikook and shippers.

I'm sure when you search up jikook duets letters come up. Even algorithms get it and they are machines🥲

If it pleases your ladyship can I refer to Jikook's cover of Homme as a duet too???

Cos it's such a great duet🥲

[hislittleraincloud]

Fandom fic thoughts no one asked for:

I am highly, highly against Wednesday having any dialogue in which she speaks like her parents to her loved ones, i.e. all of that "Mon cher!" garbage towards Enid. It's cringey:

1. It's traditionally romantic and excessively cheesy, and [Ortega's] Wednesday is not. She just isn't, and y'all should know better. ETA: In regards to love, her parents are like Pepe Le Pew and a willing/enamored skunk (I forget if Pepe ever found his equal, but I do remember the girl cat got 🧠 'ed into behaving like Pepe usually does, which gave him a taste of his own psycho stalker medicine...ah, we had some fkd up cartoons back in the day). Wednesday would be like Michigan J. Frog...animated with only one person, in private...and that's still not a guarantee that she would ever want to emulate her mother, with whom we know that there are severe issues between them. Ridiculous, exaggerated displays of affection define Gomez and Morticia. To have Wednesday behave like that would be sacrificing the one thing that keeps her from turning into a total clone of them.

She can end up wanting to have love and a partner, and even a family, but that does not change the public mask [of a narcissist], and the notion that she would be perceived exactly like her mother upsets her. Direct reasons aren't given by the show, but by how they interact, we can see that Wednesday believes that 'everything is a competition'...but it's not [Morticia's] accomplishments that she rattles off that are the problem; it's somewhere, Wednesday picked up some terrible, terrible "I'm not good enough, I will never be as good as she is" blows to her psyche. From Wednesday's POV, she believes her mother is a narcissist (her self-awareness of her own narcissism is for its own post); only a narcissist would purposefully break someone else's chances of either being equal to or surpassing their greatness, and they get envious (and ego hurt) when it happens.

(...God, now I wanna program Ortega's voice to sing the fkn frog's song 🤣💀)

2. She doesn't want to be like her parents, and that would just...make her be more like her parents. This is the most major personal growth theme in the whole of the show, and it can't be ignored, otherwise it just turns Ortega's Wednesday into a generic iteration of a 'Wednesday character'. If it were one drabble or fic, alright, that's AU, but I see it in nine out of ten Wenclair 'drabbles' (if you can call straight-on dialogue shorts drabbles...we did not, back in the day) that clog up my fyp.

3. Her parents are extremely cultured and speak those love languages/romance languages as a whole together, to each other. Enid is not that kind of cultured at all (she can't spell, has bad grammar, and is just not interested in the same things Wednesday is). Enid would think it was cute, too, and Wednesday doesn't do cute, either (ever! EVER.**).

4. Again, Wednesday doesn't want to be like her parents, and it would be unfunnily mortifying to her to speak like that in public and in front of other people, even if she were fucking Enid. In private? See #1 and 2.

5. In Afterburn: It pained me to have her let slip the Spanish to Donovan on her birthday, but I did it because it was an unintentional slip, it was in private, and it wasn't a pet name, it was a command. She is very much like her mother in bed, but she also knows that Donovan isn't as cultured as her parents, and thus, she will refrain from that "mon cher/mon amour/whatever non-English pet names" crap.

6. There are so many other things Wednesday could call Enid (or Tyler, or Xavier, or whoever the Hell's she's paired with) without becoming a clone of her mother. Resorting to Gomez and Morticia's horribly cloying phrases is not charming, it's laziness. *channeling my inner Bianca here*

7. Now this goes back to #2 and #4, but on that note: There are obvious issues between Wednesday and her mother, and sounding like her disturbs the Hell out of her (or behaving like her, which is why Wednesday's eyes just about shit themselves in different directions when Fester said that her "death stare of disapproval reminded him of her mother").

It's almost like she has a glass eye.👀 It's there bc the AI picked it up hard I guess & it affected my outputs.

There is no way in Hell, no matter how juicy-tasty Enid's furry twat is, that Wednesday would suddenly decide that she should mimic Morticia.

I know all of this is gonna piss off a whole lot of people, but I don't care. It's not Wednesdaying right to have her call anyone by the same pet names her parents use, no matter how fluffy the relationship is. She just doesn't do relationships the same way her parents do. It's far more OOC to do that than even my pairing her up with Donovan is (which needs its own reasoning, probably in a different rant).

Rant over, and y'all can keep goin', but that's not gonna make the dialogue sound any less terrible and embarrassing.

**Afterburn Wednesday does do 'cute' with Donovan in private, but it's because of the fundamental differences from N/Canon attached to her core personality, i.e. she's hypersexual and has some regression issues here and there. Even still, she has a very hard time calling him any pet names because once again for those in the back: She does not want to be like her parents or associate her love with her parents' love, even as she recognizes that she is a lot like her mother. 🤷🏽‍♂️

(Also, I just read an incorrect assumption. Morgues have blood samples. They don't keep whole ass blood bags like blood banks/hospitals do. Get that right before you write me some Yoko & Wednesday.)

[t1meslayer]

Busy with important family events over the next couple of days, and so I thought it would be good to get a day-and-date release for this Debrief on the latest entry in my Sapphic Valley series, "How You Get The Girl." Be sure to read the story before jumping in!

Did you do it? Did you read the story?

Alright, I'm trusting you. Go ahead and hit that 'Keep Reading' button you scamp.

It only seems appropriate to start this Debrief off by addressing the elephant in the room. I haven't posted anything in over a month, and "By Moonlight" came about a month after its predecessor, the conclusion to "Stone-Cold Lovers."

Work, naturally, has been a major factor.

You can see me talk about that almost two weeks ago in this Tumblr post I made about writing in a coffee shop, which came weeks after I actually started writing during a trip to a friend's house.

===

Side note:

Just wanted to take a moment and acknowledge my beautiful Haley and Emily keychains. My friend who's responsible for the affairs of one ghostly farmer named Jizzabelle (Gisabelle to the laymen) got them for me! Only appropriate after I commissioned some art of her and Abigail.

Emily was my first Stardew wife, and Haley currently holds the biggest place in my heart. They make a lovely duo!

And I'll avoid any sister-wife jokes

===

While I've had some other projects like Zine writing to take care of, work and life can't explain the full absence.

The best way I can think to explain things is that:

I had the general writer's block, and

Despite the best intentions and advice of my irl friends and online pals like @alchemicallymoon and @duelbraids, I couldn't force myself to "break" that block by just... Writing something else.

This is entirely the result of my own psychosis. I have a tendency to carefully plot things out and impose a timetable that really doesn't need to exist. When I feel the cause is righteous enough, it's hard to get around that. In this case, I knew I needed to get my poll-winning idea out after dawdling for holidays like Valentine's Day, and then I knew I only wanted to post one more story before jumping on a very special event for my upcoming 30th AO3 post.

Thus, here we are: arbitrarily forcing myself into a spiral of writer's block misery because of a silly promise on Tumblr and my own sense of ordered chaos.

At the very least, this meant it's coming out not long after my AO3 pal InsertACatchyPennameHere also emerged from the woodwork to tell me they're working on something INSPIRED by my four-person friend group farm adaptations.

Much love to them, wherever they may be.

I'll probably start writing more eclectically now that my shoulders are unweighed, but don't expect my next publication to hit until I'm finished working on teasing the big event. All you Pokemon fans better get hype!

And oh how sweet this publication feels. Between my great set of recent ceramics, the figure drawing class I've been attending, and creative writing, I've felt more fulfilled than ever.

You're here to talk about Stardew, though. So let us talk.

This idea began less with any one event as it did a desire to advance the Alexis/Haley relationship, and Haley's characterization in particular. It was always going to end with watercolor painting reference, but 2 Willow Lane was what I really wanted to dig into.

As I see it, a lot of what keeps people invested in Stardew when its comfy vibes becoming routine is the air of mystery in Eric Barone's worldbuilding. Haley and Emily's parents being some world-traveling duo who left their home in the siblings' care for who knows how long (and who knows how many times over their lifetime) really piqued my interest. So much so that the new writing challenge I set for myself in "How You Get The Girl" was crafting a particularly long set of descriptions that emphasize how overwhelming the parents' influence feels — without creating an impenetrable wall of text.

Hopefully I succeeded in that. Let me know!

I tried to include some vaguely real world-adjacent references into that description of the house, as happens with the magical-realism world of Stardew Valley. For example:

The computer sitting next to their bonsai tree is an iMac G3, the kind of old 'futuristic' tech that my dad loves!

A Speedwell refrigerator is based on even more vintage tech, the Mayflower fridge, but named after a different ship ridden by Pilgrims coming to America.

That city that the family visited in an old photograph with a "monument of arching, interlocking steel" is, of course, Paris — with the statue bookends referencing any number of statues in the Louvre.

Haley's FAD magazine could be referencing any number of publications, but Vogue is probably the closest analogue to what I imagine her reading.

Furthermore, I took some notes on describing the home's layout off of my sister's apartment building, and I asked my bestie @trybard for input on what kind of hanging plant should be used in the transitional hallway. Hanging pothos, philodendron, and spider plants were the three options provided, and my response was appropriate:

They know so much about plants.

Go bug them about it.

I drew on other friends' knowledge to help decorate the house. Specifically, I asked one of my witchiest friends what kinds of protective wards someone like Emily would leave around doorways and windows. She had... A lot of reference material.

I picked Hazel given it purportedly "protects against evil; encourages abundance and inspiration." I also picked Amethyst as one of Emily's loved gifts, one that purportedly "absorbs negative energy, promotes harmony."

My witchy friend is the same one who provided the TikTok that I referenced in my advertisement post:

Perhaps the most important thing about 2 Willow Lane was the recurring motif of Barbie's Dream House.

As a surface-level reference, I think the groundwork is clear. Blondie's love of fashion and general queen bee demeanor fits comparisons to Barbie well, and she lives in a big ol' house full of stuff. We all saw Greta Gerwig's Barbie movie last year. It's still in the cultural zeitgeist.

I'm hip with the kids.

Yet, early on I also tried to make it clear that if this is a "dream" house, it's neither Haley's nor Emily's dream. Haley is a Barbie in that stereotypical sense, but also there's much to be mined from the analogy of a sort of powerless doll in an immutable house, constrained by social obligation to her family rather than literal plastic and stickers.

The cold open of Jodi and Sam was meant to stand alone, but in execution I also think drawing Kent's absence into the conversation makes for a more thematically rich comparison to these sisters who appear to have themselves more put together.

My beta reader said this wound up being one of my stronger stories because of how all of that intertwined, which I appreciated given how down on myself I was following the whole writer's block thing.

But also.

Also.

Alexis gets to be horny. She's hitting on lonely MILFs and watching girls shake their asses to the tune of bad reality TV.

We love a buff dommy mommy farm girl in this house.

Haley is probably horny too, she just doesn't realize it yet. For now I think it's fun enough to play into her being coy about building excuses for Alexis to come over, and then getting incensed when Emily barges in on their private time meant to learn more about this farm girl she just can't get out of her head.

===

Fun fact:

Every story in this series is named after a Taylor Swift song, but I know next-to nothing about her discography. All of them are suggestions by my friend whose house I was at when starting this story — the same one who controls Gardenia on the farm.

While I went with "How You Get The Girl," her alternative suggestion was "The Man."

===

All that w|w talk aside, I also want to give Sam the loveable idiot a shoutout. Had to do a fair bit of research into how skateboards are constructed for his failed ollie, and I slipped in a reference to shitty old technology that's exclusively for my beta reader to enjoy.

I also tried doing some agricultural research to figure out how the folks at Kevin Farm could have grown cucumbers so there'd be a jar of legitimate pickles... But that was getting too in the weeds.

Insert laugh track here

Decided to just go with pickled artichoke hearts to save everyone a lot of trouble.

And where does "Kevin Farm" come from, you may be asking yourself. Or the fabulous "Kevin's Special" with its definitely not innuendo tagline.

That story will have to wait for another day, my friends.

[celestie0]

when did you get hooked on gojo. for me, literally the second he popped up on screen at the end of ep 1 and beginning of ep 2. i remember replaying ep 2 so many times the next few days cuz his voice and the way he fought sukuna. had my pussy hard fr.

HAHAH replaying the ep is sooo real. pussy hard 💀💀 and YES omg ppl dont talk ab gojo’s voice enough its sooo hot 😭😭 i like his jap va a lot cuz he goes from like high to low which i think matches gojo’s personality bahha n i also love his eng va bc he’s so flirtyyy omg 🙈

haha i was a late jjk fan i became a fan i think 2023 nov bc i saw the tiktok edit of him to “go insane” by dprian where he was heavy breathing in that one shibuya arc ep 😭😭😭 i was like………WHO TF IS THIS MAN N HOW CAN I GET HIM IN MY DRAWLS

i held off on watching jjk for like a month still after that lololol but i knew like EVERYTHING about gojo bc my tiktok fyp was flooded w him after that 😂😂 and then i eventually watched the show n fell in love w him even more haha his personality is like my ideal type for what i look for in a man tbh 🧚‍♀️✨

[solarwynd]

I saw this old Jimin tiktok on my fyp about his performance of LC during the D-Day concerts. It was about his change in the choreo and talking about how he was holding the girl he danced withs hand and they were talking about how she couldn't hear the music and he was helping her by tapping her hand

Look I don't know why the choreo was changed - maybe it was because the stage was a bit smaller than usual. But saying he was tapping her hand because she couldn't hear the beat makes no sense because she was able to dance the rest of the dance perfectly fine.

People acted really above it when Jimin warned us the LC dance would be a little sensual like he was silly for acting like we couldn't handle it but I think the warning was really required because the cope fans go through when Jimin (or anyone from the ml) exists around a pretty girl is crazy. No So hee wasn't gay it turns out, no Tae isn't singing about Jimin (💀) in all his love songs, the girl from the LC mv might be Jimin's reflection but could also be a love interest and I find it suspicious how angry some fans get when you suggest that. When people say they'd be ok with BTS dating, they soooo mean only the hyung line. They're not going to act normal if or when maknae lines partners get revealed

There’s been so many interpretations on why that bit of the choreo was different. And it’ll always stay speculative because it’s not significant enough that I feel like Jimin would have any desire to explain it.

You make a good point on armys being more okay with HL dating than ML and the answer is obvious. They’re infinitely more attracted to ML (specifically TK) than they are to HL, so it’s more of a loss for them.

[pixlpxie]

This came up on my FYP and I immediately thought of you💀 I did laugh hard enough I snorted so🤷

-🫀

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNxxbSEg/

LMAO😭💀 NAW SOMEONES LEAVING THERE CRYING AND THAT AINT ME

I love traumatising daddies🥰💕

[the-book-wyverns-lair]

CURRENTLY READING:

Shattered Omega: Part Three

release day !Series Complete!

Read now: https://mybook.to/PoisonVerseNoir

Tropes:

💀Dark academy romance

💀Bratty omega

💀Somno, DVP, Spanking + punishment

💀Feral alphas

💀Touch her and die / Touch him and die

💀Will-fetch-the-shovel-omega-bestie

💀MFMM / 1 omega 3 alphas

Blurb

To the rest of the world, I'm a damsel; rejected by my own mates and bonded against my will.

Now, I need them to see that broken omega, so easily underestimated, because it's up to me to save my pack.

With threats closing in, time is running out, and if I can't find answers, I might lose Dusk, Ransom, and Umbra—the alphas I've fallen for. Alphas who have already had everything stolen from them. But I know my pack—I know the sacrifices they would make for my protection, and I can’t let them give up any more.

I've always wondered what it means to be an omega. Now, I finally understand; if I want them to survive, it's up to me.

They've protected me long enough.

Now, it's my turn.

#fyp #booktok #spicybooktok #omegaverse #bullyromance #seriescomplete #kindleunlimited

[sugarcherriess]

YO IT'S BEEN AWHILE SINCE I'VE SAID HI but i missed you HAHAHAHHA AND these days have been a really bad day for me like seriously every single day 🙁🙁 BUT HEY what can i say 🤷🏻‍♀️ it's life BUT LATELY JONGHO HAS BEEN BIAS WRECKING LIKE GIRL??? you're already my bias wrecker and you're still wanna bias wrecking me?

BUT ANYWAYS I BARELY SEE AN TBZ CONTENT IN MY FYP I'M SO SAD 😔😔😔

ANDDDDD PLS PLS PLS IF YOU HAVE THE TIME, MAKE A JACOB SMUT 🤭🤭 it's been awhile since i seen that man do things to me. BRO I'M LITERALLY BEGGING YOU RN (i'm actually not but for jacob i would do it but no 💀)

AND LASTLY HOW ARE YOU? AND YOUR DAY?

- 🤍

End of the year are always such rollercoasters like what do you mean it’s already 3rd of December when all ive done is SUFFER????? Jongho. Have you seen the clips of cyberpunk performance Jongho sitting at the back looking all intimidating????? He’s feeling himself these days and it’s a red code because we’re in TROUBLE

I don’t think you have to worry about any tbz content anymore because the theb road thing… yeah i dont know what to say????? I really dont?????? It wasnt a fun two days for me. Eric alone has enough content to last us a lifetime and im not even a genius 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻

[wandasaura]

Well honey, I just read A LOT of fics and slowly but surely I gathered enough information to understand the characters, their backgrounds and the general plot of the movies. I simply can't bring myself to watch a bunch of boring ass men centered movies just to catch a glimpse of hot women. My tiktok is filled with edits of Wanda and Nat though...

- 💀

rip the days when my fyp was all marvel edits, but god manifesting more ts edits pls, i love them with all my heart

[gracefullou]

if you are a solo then why do you follow so many larry blogs

I am as solo as it gets and i don't think i follow larry blogs (at least not obvious ones?). Usually when someone follows me, i make sure to follow back but only after checking their recent posts just to make sure but i guess sometimes that's not enough. In any case, i usually either reblog from the same like five beloved solo louies or from my fyp (though that can be scary bc most of the times your fyp has nothing for you 💀)

[sungbeam]

OH MY GODDD IT’S LIKE YOU LITERALLY SUMMONED ME THAT’S CRAZY LIKE DA-DARA-RAAAAA 🧚‍♀️✨

I am just like… crying tears of joy… school is finally over LMAO I was fighting for my life fr fr-

BUT YAS MANIFESTING MY FIRST SUMMER FIC AND NOW I’M EXTRA EXCITED CAUSE FIRST I WAS GONNA GO ONE ROUTE AND THEN IT’S LIKE MY FYP WANTED ME TO FIND A SPECIAL SMTH SMTH FOR ME TO CREATE MY MAGNUM OPUS AND I CAN’T WAIT CAUSE NOW I’M 100% DEAD SET now I just have to see which member 🫣

BTW HOW DARE YOU RELEASE NOT ONE BUT TWO SANGYEON FICS??? LIKE HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT HE WAS ABSOLUTELY BIAS WRECKING ME 😭😭 I’m like,,, too scared to read them cause I feel like I’d get too delulu 😨

BTW NO DRAMA IS SAURRR FUNNY IM LOVING IT SM SO FAR EVEN THOUGH IT’S ONLY BEEN 3 EPISODES SO FAR LOL I’m always for the chaotic energy 🤭🤭 can’t wait to see ep 4 cause the title is already wild FYTVHGJ

But yuhhh other than that there hasn’t really been many life updates from me so feel free to use this as a little catching up/speak your mind moment hehe!

OH OH ACTUALLY OSHI NO KO IS DONE AIRING SO I CAN FINALLY WATCH IT YAS idk if you watch anime or read manga (pls recommend some if you do lolol) but I usually have to wait for a series or season to end before watching it cause I would actually go insane being left on a cliffhanger like I can’t take it fr 😭

ANYWAYS, hope you’re doing well as always and I can’t wait to catch up with anything I’ve missed out on hehe!

- In all your endeavours, forever, 🌷 anon (wink)

P.S. IT’S ACTUALLY CRAZY HOW I JUST REALIZED THAT YOU WERE THE ONE THAT WROTE THAT FIC LIKE OMG??? If I difn’t mention it before, I was an atiny before I also became a deobi so I TECHNICALLY DISCOVERED YOU TWICE LMAOOO MAYBE LIGHTNING DOES STRIKE TWICE SOMETIMES

AHHHHHAHAHAH DA DARA RAAAA HELLO BESTIE WELCOME BACK !!! congrats on finishing school for the summer u made it 🤧

OMG DEAD SET???? THATS CRAZY WISH I COULD RELATE (´Д⊂ヽ now it's member picking time? 👀✨ ooh la-la would u give up any hints 👀✨ no cuz sometimes social media does work wonders and knows exactly wear ur head's at and it's chef's kiss mWAH when it happens

omg HAHA it's weird because im technically in a kyukev mood rn but my writing says otherwise 🥴🥴 crazy how these things work huh? but u should read them hehehe join the club of sangyeon delulus

AHHH im glad u like no drama so far :')) it was a lot of fun to write, and it felt very nice to just let loose and not have a specific plot to go off, just have like some chaotic dialogue/interactions in mind that i can jump off 🤧🤧 it's very therapeutic to pretend to be friends with them haha (as sad as that sounds 💀); plus, i feel like there r never enough platonic interaction fics for kpop ff, and i've always wanted to do one of those kinds of fics!!

ohh omg i actually don't watch anime or read mangas unfortunately 😭😭😭 i would deffo rec some if i did, but alas 😔 oh yeah i totally get the waiting until all the eps r out first TT but i feel like lately i've just cared a little less?? idk if that's the right wording 💀 but idk maybe i don't mind waiting anymore or im impatient? but i usually watch eps when they come out or until i have the time and energy ekfbkrbfjf did any of that make sense??? LMFAO

idk if u missed much really 😭😭 i haven't really been as active ig but hopefully u do enjoy what ur catching up on !! hopefully now that ur on break, we can talk some more hehe (^_-)-☆

bro i've been seriously considering some superhero aus for tbz (´Д⊂ヽ like i already started this one sunwoo and slight eric spiderverse fic, and i really wanna write my sunwoo star lord or nova fic too; plus, i think kev just deserves to be moon knight, no questions asked (or maybe ant man? he has that quality lol) but yeah, lmk ur thoughts!!

OMG IN ALL UR ENDEAVORS FOREVER YES MY BABY :')))) TELL ME WHO UR ATEEZ BIAS IS RN !!!!! maybe we were fate if u found me twice 👀✨

anyways, always and forever <3 lots of love 💖

[mosviqu]

IT PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH AND I HATE ALL OF THE THINGS I GOT TO KNOW ABOUT THIS ERA THEIR HARD WORK IS NOT APPRECIATED ENOUGH WAHHH

i didn't even have the motivation to check out the last song from them ngl💔💔very sad about them but maybe i will like it after watching music shows lmao i wont give up (fully) on the 03liners💔 WAITTTT TRUE HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT INTAK WHAT THE HECK I WAS SO HAPPY ABOUT HIM (and same i saw that they are having a cb and i was like:o i forgot about u guys:o) AN AMAZING CREW!!!! also would selfishly add enhypen sunoo he is a lovely 03 liner as well🥹 (idk know mcnd☹️☹️ i heard like 2-3 of their songs but i never checked them out☹️ BUT IM HAPPY THERE IS AN 03 LINER IN THERE!!!)

IT IS IMPORTANT BUT IM STILL NOT SURE IF ITS 100% TRUE😭 i love keeho so much like that was the point where i was like yeah u are going to be my fav from here!! seeing the screenshots of it still makes me laugh so much

i can imagine that😭 my sister was in the exact same situation as u💀

IT WAS!!!! dino is lovely and i would love to see u being his body guard ngl🤣 I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY THEY DIDNT DO IT💔💔just such a big heartbreak💔💔ALSO TALKING ABOUT TREASURE DID U HEAR THE SNIPPET HE POSTED OF A SONG??? it sounds very great imo

I CAN SO RELATE TO THAT!!! english is so hard without english classes i never realized that till now💔 i only talk in english with my sister but it's a mess i even just struggle to put together sentences now😭 writing my replies takes so much brain cells from me so i always just pray that u will get what i'm trying to say even if it's not correct lmao🥸 RECORDING VLOGS IS SO MUCH FUN!! i did it for a while and it was so amazing so i recommend it only sent them to my bestie but it was actually so funny😭 THE BRITISH PEOPLE GOT US REAL HARD💔

(AHHH THANK U SO MUCH;-; I APPRECIATE IT!!! HANBIN!!! I HOPE U WILL HAVE MORE MOMENTS OVER HIM LMAO HE IS VERY GREAT😌 although be careful with asking me about zbone members cuz idk three of them;-; but working on it🤞 and u can tag me or message me ofc i dont mind🥹💕) (liebestraum anon🥳💕)

LITERALLYYYY i saw a tiktok where it compared all the other dances where its a member x woman (ten or baek) and it said "so this is okay, but this isnt?" showing enha and the comments were like "we are the problem" LMAO so at least they are self-aware.

no because i was really disappointed too >:(( but the title track still slaps i said what i said. watched them perform it too and they have cute bubbly vibes i am heartbroken for the lack of interest from my side. NO BC WHEN I STARTED BIASING INTAK AND REALISED HE WAS A 03 LINER I HAD A MENTAL BREAKDOWN. ((still am a jiung girlie at heart tho). i am really excited for their cb tho it sounds amazing!!! HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT SUNOO WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAAAA IM SO SORRY he's my fav 03 liner. ((there are actually 2 03 liners in mcnd but i forgot the other one LMAO i honestly cant remember their names anymore but i had a very short mcnd phase lol. all i know is that i'd die for minjae thats all)

i would honestly be a good bodyguard bc i have a lot of rage in me. like i could fully fight someone if i was mad enough LMAOO. everything for dino baby <3 I DID SEE THE SNIPPET I LOST MY SHIT LOWKEY HIGHKEY I AM SO EXCITED AAAAAAA

i mean english isnt really hard for me if we are talking abt writing and stuff but speaking out loud is more difficult if you don't regularly do it >:( dont worry we are on the same wavelength i always know what u mean w your replies AHAH sometimes i speak in eng w my roommate bc she is an english major (she only picked the major bc of me and then i ended up doing psychology so i owe her this bc her english isnt as good as mine) I USED TO RECORD VLOGS W MY BROTHER but we never posted them thank god. i'm still down to do it honestly its so fun LMAO

hanbin.......i looked up his name on tiktok once and now my fyp is filled with him and im so in love he's so cute and adorable and sweet like i saw clips of ppl giving him letters and how much he loves getting them and even asked if anyone has letters for him please zb1 fans give him letters!!!!!! no bc i only know ricky, hanbin, zhang hao and matthew :,) but the more i see them on my fyp the more i am convinced to stan once they debut like i legit debated on watching boys planet yesterday bc i lowkey like survival shows but when i found out the eps are 2 hours long i decided to just....not...do that...

also a small update on the tbz recs i did some progress and i really liked diamond life and survive the night :p i have like 11 songs left from the ones u recommended LMAO but yeah i loved those two

[caddydemo]

Nobody wanna see us together but it don't matter

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[shotorozu]

the ‘monthly peel’

(tiktok prank)

character(s) : bakugou katsuki, todoroki shouto, midoriya izuku (bnha)

(based off this tiktok)

legend : [Y/N = your name] they/them pronouns used (reader gets periods), quirk’s not mentioned

YOU CAN DRIVE IN IZUKU’S PART SO,, PRETEND THAT YOU CAN DRIVE IF YOU CAN’T

headcanon type : crack, fluff (x reader)

note(s) : basically, tricking the boys into thinking that your skin sheds off at the end of your period (like a snake) 💀 I SAW THIS ON THE FYP AND KNEW I HAD TO WRITE THIS OUT ‼️also, i might make a part two?? if this does well, and if people ask for another part, that is

will edit later 💀 so if there’s any mistakes, excuse it for the time being

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bakugou katsuki

because of his mom whooping his ass for saying she was ‘overreacting with the period shit’ when he was 13, katsuki knows not to mess with anyone going through one

but not too much to the point that it’s questionable.

you wanted to do this prank because well— you wanted to see his more-than-likely explosive reaction.

and, you did just end your cycle for the month, so it’d be the perfect time to do this prank

after purchasing some clear, non-toxic glue, you immediately rush to your room to apply it to your face. then, you prepared your phone for the tiktok, and just waited.

when you hear footsteps, you get ready to record his reaction 😼

then, he enters like usual— seeking out for your presence, and also because he wanted to ask how you were

being fully aware that you just finished your cycle

“hey idiot, did you—”

then he sees your face, takes several steps backwards, and literally goes

🤨✋ essentially

“what the fuck’s on your face⁉️” he questions out loud, and you’re just nonchalant, as if you weren’t shedding skin like a reptile

“oh, i just finished my period. did you come here to ask me about that?” you say, reaching up to peel some glue skin off, but he grabs your hand to stop you

“why the hell does your skin shed off when it ends ⁉️ they didn’t teach this in health class!” and he’s right— they don’t teach this in health class because it doesn’t even happen

poor katsuki 🗿

“well it’s normal, you wouldn’t know because you’re not the one bleeding every month!” you reply, and the explosive blond just stares back, like you’ve grown an extra head

the look on his face quickly changes, and now katsuki’s giving himself a mental fact check

because he literally can’t remember a time where he saw his mom’s skin PEELING or any girl for that matter

he knows that you bleed, you cramp, and you get mood swings. so— would he believe you if you told him that you shed skin after it? hm, he might be— no, he’s very skeptical.

but you’re completely right, you’re the one that’s bleeding here, not him.

he’s a little shocked about the,, skin shedding thing (though he’d never admit that out loud) so, he takes a step outside of your dorm— to sort out his thoughts

fear not, katsuki comes back in shortly after— and he WAS going to try to help with speeding up the peeling process

but here you are, holding your phone up with a shaky hand, and laughing as hard as he’d seen you laugh

then it dawns on him that you’re filming another tiktok, and that’s not actually glue on your face.

is katsuki baffled? embarrassed? or is he both? probably both.

after said realization, he walks up to you and RIPS the glue off your face— causing you to scream with laughter

“it was funny!” katsuki deadpans as he peels off the rest of the glue off your face, “shut the hell up, you’re the one with fucking pva glue on your face.”

basically, you made katsuki go through the five stages of grief— and the comments on your tiktok strongly agree with that statement

it definitely felt like he did go through it on his end

todoroki shouto

has a mom and sister— though isolated from both, fuyumi probably informed him enough for him to understand a good portion. on top of that, he’s a teenage boy, not a little child.

shouto might be a little,, socially unaware— but he can connect the dots, even if no one explained stuff to him.

do i even have to explain the reasoning behind this one? you simply did this trend on shouto because you were curious on how he was going to react

would he see right through it? or would he take it seriously? and on top of that— would he be alarmed by the ‘skin’ peeling off your face? probably

you quickly ran to the store to purchase some clear glue, and you decide to lock yourself in the bathroom— knowing that shouto could appear in your room any time

you distribute the glue evenly on your face, fanning yourself to speed up the drying process.

shortly after, you leave the bathroom, fanning your face, and checking your reflection in tiktok’s camera like a madman— unexpectedly, you come in direct contact with shouto 😨

of course, he was going to be summoned in your room when you’ve least expected it 🗿 it’s not like you’re mad but,, timing’s just peachy 🤩

the first thing he notices is you looking away— little did he know, it was partially a part of your act for the tiktok, as you managed to discreetly start the tiktok

“angel, you were in there for a while, is something wrong?” the fact that you’re hiding your face only provokes him to search further

when you DO look at him, he’s silent. is this a skin condition he doesn’t know about? either way, he can’t lie and say he’s not even a little freaked out

“nothing’s wrong”

“your face..? it’s kinda peeling.” as if that wasn’t obvious

he was GOING to yank off a patch of ‘peeling skin’ but you interrupt him, “it’s because i finished this month’s cycle. this happens a lot.”

“oh.”

now he’s like 🤭🤔❓ because he literally can’t recall his mom’s or sister’s face peeling. he wouldn’t be able to know anyway because of certain reasons, remember?

“don’t touch it.” shouto RETRACTS his hand from your face, and sits you down “i’m not sure why this happens, but it’s best to not touch it, and let the skin fall off by itself. it must hurt, doesn’t it?”

this makes you feel all soft and warm on the inside, since he’s genuinely trying to help— despite looking MORTIFIED from seeing ‘skin’ literally PEEL off your face

he’s suddenly reminded of the sci-fi horror movie the class watched the other week

you ended up cracking up not pun intended because of his serious demeanor to the situation, and you explain to him that it’s for a tiktok, and it’s just glue

shouto simply frowns, “love, at least tell me you used non-toxic glue.”

we absolutely love concerned boyfriend! shouto 🤩 and yes, the tiktok does extremely well, of course

midoriya izuku

knows a bit more than your average dude.

it’s to be expected— it is izuku after all. very keen on remembering details, and capturing the smaller ones too

it would’ve been very concerning if he wasn’t well,, izuku midoriya. not at all malicious, and has a mother that raised him, and informed him on things when necessary.

so, would he have a little doubt in the “shedding skin after your monthly cycle” saying? yes. yes he absolutely would.

and despite that— you just wanted to quiz your poor boyfriend on his knowledge regarding periods 🤩‼️ so fun

you are a menace to him sometimes, it’s just that he absolutely adores you, so he can’t really hold anything against you even if he tried

after buying some clear pva glue at the store, you find yourself applying it in your car— mainly because you KNOW izuku’s trying to find you, as we speak. after all, he knows you’ve just finished your cycle, and he wanted to spend some time with you

your instinct is right— because you can now hear izuku’s voice calling for you from your car 💀

the timing’s utterly perfect, so you set up your phone for the tiktok— trying to hold in your laughter, just thinking of his reaction

“Y/N!” he cheerfully calls after you, recognizing your car. you roll down your window— not even half way

this kind of makes him go 🤔❓because you ALWAYS roll the window all the way down, when you see him

despite that, he continues. izuku’s just excited to see you 🤩 “how are you? i’ve been looking for yo—”

your freckled boyfriend cuts himself off, seeing your face— your skin, rather. and he’s alarmed, super alarmed. he nearly yelps at the sight of you 😟

“Y/N,” izuku couldn’t conceal the waver in his voice, he steps forward “could you roll down your window?”

“sure!” you oblige, smiling— trying to ignore the fact that he’s literally giving you the 😟 face

he takes a good look at your face, before mustering up the courage to ask. why? HE DOESN’T WANT TO OFFEND YOU 😭 “what exactly.. is on your face?”

“skin, my skin’s peeling off”

green eyes widen, full of mortification. but then, that’s really all he feels, “w-why?”

“this kinda stuff happens after my periods end. it’ll come and go.” you are really trying to quiz him on his knowledge here

tries VERY hard to remember a time where his mom’s skin was peeling off her face. he definitely doesn’t count the chemical peel she did when he was 4 years old.

man’s this 🤏 close to calling his mother. heck, her number’s on speed dial. it doesn’t help that he’s debating on running to google for help

very reluctantly though, izuku steps closer— observing your expression, the ‘skin’ peeling off your face, and how it looks.

“omg does this hurt? what should i do? why exactly does this happen? do you have things that can help you with this?”

then, he brings a hand up to your face, and TOUCHES THE DRY, PEELING OFF PATCHES 😃

he knows what that feels like. izuku was a crafty kid, so he knows what the texture of dried glue feels like.

izuku’s silent for a moment, as he takes a patch with his thumb and forefinger, and slowly peels it off.

“zuku—”

“is this.. glue?” 😨

in response, you erupt in a string of laughter— and it suddenly dawns onto izuku. you were doing yet another tiktok prank

he literally goes

BECAUSE HE WAS KINDA SUSPICIOUS AT FIRST, BUT STILL DECIDED TO TAKE IT SERIOUSLY— man really almost called his mother about something she’d have no idea on

“so.. your skin doesn’t peel off after your period.”

“nope, but it might one day.”

he chooses to ignore the last comment, “so it was just as i suspected.” he actually SIGHS in relief

the tiktok does well in numbers and views, and you’re more than entertained with the comments section

izuku’s still mortified, he can’t even look at the comments section yet

“LMAOOO HE PROBABLY HAD HIS MOM ON SPEED DIAL” “THE FACE HE MADE WHEN HE SLOWLY PEELED OFF THE GLUE 😭😭” “i love how he took it seriously— even though we all know he probably knew that was all bull 😻”

in short— your man knows well about periods 🤩 you won’t be quizzing him any time sooner but it was fucking hilarious, so you’ll probably do a similar prank in the future

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