#incorrect clintasha

[randomstuffjustrandom]

Presents

Tony: Present time!!!

Avengers giving each other gag gifts and stuff.

Natasha, handing Clint a present: Here, Clint.

Clint, shaking the box: Ooh. I hope it's HYDRA heads. Please be HYDRA heads, please be HYDRA heads.

Clint opens the box: It's HYDRA heads. (The head of some HYDRA ppl)Awww, how did you know?

Natasha, smiling: Merry Christmas

Avengers: *horrified silence*

[slavicshadownr]

Steve: I don't know, we all just kind of thought you were dating... Clint: Why would you think that? Bruce: You always finish each other's sentences. Natasha, sighing: That's not romance, that's wanting to have the last word.

[finequeenbean]

Tony: How did none of you hear what I just said?!

Steve: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Clint: I got distracted halfway through.

Natasha: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

[westannatasharomanoff]

*Clint and Natasha are driving somewhere*

Clint: Ugh. The gps says it’s gonna take an hour and two minutes to get there.

Natasha: Yikes.

*roughly three minutes later*

Clint: Oh, good! It’s saying it’s only gonna take 59 minutes now. The time is getting shorter.

Natasha: What?

Clint: It was gonna take an hour and two minutes, and now it’s only going to take 59 minutes.

Natasha: Yeah, because three minutes have passed.

Clint: What do you mean?

Natasha: We’ve been driving for the past three minutes, and now we’re closer to where we’re going, so it’s gonna take less time.

Clint: I think you just broke my brain.

[georgie3116]

Natasha: Bucky is great. I mean, he’s into all the same things I’m into.

Clint: Well, so am I. Now, I don’t want to sound as insecure as I really am, but you’re not trying to replace me with this Bucky dude are you?

Natasha: Clint… Your first uniform was literally an 80’s bright purple spandex suit and a ridiculous Halloween mask, no one could ever replace you - believe me.

Clint: Good because I may not be your Russian Assassin Best Friend…

Clint: BUT I AM DEFINITELY YO BEST FRIEND. YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH THAT!?

Natasha: No…

[kmartkiddieisle]

*The Squad when asked about their earlier confession of love*

Steve: Yeah, you're lucky. I like you.

Tony: I'd understand if you didn't feel the same way...

Thor: *has a panic attack* What confession?

Bruce: *winks* I know, babe. You like me too.

Clint: So what? Are you going to date me or not?

Nat: It was a dare.

[i-a-q]

Natasha: You’re a mess.

Clint: Yeah, but you still stick around.

[auroraromaximoff]

Clint: Everyone is always like; “How’d you get with Natasha?” “How’d you bag Natasha?” Bro I didn’t bag shit. Natasha picked me up, by my neck, threw me over her shoulder, and I’ve been on it ever since. And I don’t have any plans on getting off anytime soon.

Nat: *Winks*

[winter-angst]

Clint: what’s gaslighting?

Natasha: you know what it is

Clint: no I don’t?

Natasha: yes you do

[ellastarkwinchester3000]

Someone: “That’s a weird f*cking tone, man.”

Clint, looks between the person and Natasha: “That’s just how she sounds, she has an asshole voice! Nat, tell them they’re ok!”

Natasha, glaring: “Everything’s great.”

Clint, looking at Natasha in disbelief: “Dude.”

[natsknives]

Clint to Natasha: What gives? You are supposed to tell me everything. My whole life is predicated upon judging people unfairly on your behalf.

[randomstuffjustrandom]

New Years kiss

Tony: So, Red. Who are you going to kiss at midnight tonight?

Natasha: What makes you think I’m kissing anyone at midnight. I am strong and independent. I don’t need anybody.

Tony: Clint asked you, didn’t he? It’s Clint, isn’t it?

Natasha: …

Natasha: yes.

[slavicshadownr]

Phil: Agent Romanoff what are you doing? Natasha: Wrapping Barton’s desk in Saran Wrap. Phil: Uh why? Natasha: He stole my one of my knives. Phil: Couldn’t you have just taken it back? Natasha: I couldn’t find it so I removed all sharp objects from the office so he has to either unwrap it by hand or use my knife. He’s a dumbass so he’ll use my knife which is when I will steal it back and he is left to unwrap it by hand as punishment for stealing my knife in the first place. Phil: That is actually genius. Natasha: Yes. It is.

[finequeenbean]

Clint: We have a problem.

Natasha: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

[maybemaureen]

Incorrect way to react when someone ships a different ship: OMIGOD ARE YOU SCHIZOPHRENIC??? THIS OTHER SHIP IS OBVIOUSLY BETTER!!!

Correct way to react: Oh, you ship Clintasha? I’ve always seen them as friends but that sounds interesting, tell me about it.

Stop being an anti guys.

[ao3feed-destiel-02]

Incorrect Quotes

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/7JDTNqd by KillerLecterGraham Quotes that I make up from different ships of mine, etc. Words: 126, Chapters: 5/?, Language: English Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Naruto (Anime & Manga), Good Omens (TV), Sherlock (TV), One Piece (Anime & Manga), X-Men - All Media Types, Dragon Ball, Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: F/M, M/M, Multi Characters: Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Loki (Marvel), Thor (Marvel), Clint Barton, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Supernatural), Crowley (Good Omens), Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Gabriel (Supernatural), Mycroft Holmes, Greg Lestrade, Other Character Tags to Be Added Relationships: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark, Loki/Thor (Marvel), Clint Barton/Natasha Romanov, Clint Barton/Pietro Maximoff, Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku, Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Castiel/Dean Winchester, Gabriel/Sam Winchester, Mycroft Holmes/Greg Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Sebastian Moran/Jim Moriarty, Logan (X-Men)/Peter Maximoff (X-Men Alternate Timeline Movies), Other Relationship Tags to Be Added Additional Tags: Incorret Quotes, Crack, Multiple Relationships, Other Ships Not Mentioned in Tags, Yaoi, Funny, Stony - Freeform, Thorki - Freeform, Destiel - Freeform, Sabriel - Freeform, WinterFalcon - Freeform, kakavege, wolfsilver, mormor, mystrade, Johnlock - Freeform, SasuNaru - Freeform, sakuhina, ObiKaka, Clintasha - Freeform, WinterPanther - Freeform, ZoSan - Freeform, LawLu - Freeform, sterek, Cherik - Freeform, hawksilver - Freeform, mcdanno, Hannigram - Freeform, wandavision - Freeform, NanaGo, regan - Freeform, Crobby - Freeform, ineffable husbands, Ineffable Bureaucracy, spirk, Spideypool - Freeform, Other Additional Tags to Be Added read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/7JDTNqd