#drarry incorrect

[incorrect-drarry-quote]

Draco, eating breakfast: Oh, hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Harry, who walked out of his bedroom in his house into his kitchen: Maybe we would, if you would STOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE

[gh0stlylace]

Harry standing on his bed at home during sixth year,singing into his hair brush as music blasts from his muggle radio: “But I am my father’s daughter, So maybe I can fix him”

James who’s leaning against his door frame watching him with a confused expression: “What do you think he’s singing about?”

Regulus sighing as he stares at the quidditch sweatshirt Harry has on that clearly said “Malfoy” across the back: “Not a clue babe, Let’s go make dinner”

[daddiesdrarryy]

Harry: Thank you for inviting me to Draco’s wedding today, Mrs Malfoy

Narcissa: Yes, it’s no problem, dear

Harry: This is probably a stupid question, but who is Draco marrying? I haven’t seen them?

Lucius: You. You’re the fiancé. This is your wedding with Draco

Harry: Wait, what?

Lucius: There’s your officiant. This is your wedding ring. I suggest taking him somewhere far, far away for your honeymoon.

Narcissa: For a week

Lucius: Here’s some money, make it two

Draco, walking in: Oh! This is beautiful! Who’s having a wedding today?

[crackishincorrecthp]

Hermione: You lying, cheating, piece of shit! Ron: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD Hermione: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING HARRY WITH ME Ginny, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now Draco: No, no, it's getting really entertaining now! Pansy: I never thought Hermione would be that competitive! Luna: I always thought Ron would be the one to get Harry in the divorce Harry: Hermione is scarier, she would definitely get me in the divorce

[yourgalgremlin]

From this

[incorrectly-mischievous]

Harry: people who sleep with their phones on silent really don’t care about anybody

Draco: if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that’s between you and god

[missesmckinnon]

Regulus: I hate you.

James: You want me so bad.

Draco: I hate you.

Harry: You want me so bad.

Scorpius: Yay, besties!

Albus: :D

Scorpius:

Albus:

Scorpius:

Albus: You want me so bad.

Scorpius: I want you so bad.

[author-david-jimenez]

Wolfstar raising Harry

Remus: Okay, Harry, what is this? *holds up banana*

Baby Harry: Fruit

Remus: Well, technically yes. How about this? *holds up apple*

Harry: Fruit

Remus: Again, you are technically right

Sirius: *enters the apartment* Hello, how are my favorite boys doing?

Harry: *points at Sirius* Fruit

Remus: *barley containing laughter* Most definitely right!

[fanby-fckry]

Harry: Oh fuck oh shit what’s your type?

Draco: *lying on the bathroom floor in 6th year* Emerald green eyes, messy black hair, annoying, but like, in a cute way...

Harry: Your blood type, you prat!

Draco: Oh... B positive.

Harry: *frustrated* Yeah, thanks, I’ll try.

[jiangyanlissidepiece]

Harry, at brunch with his in-laws: where did Draco go? I just left for like 5 seconds???

Narcissa: he’s trying to fight the peacocks again

Draco, from outside: REMEMBER ME, YOU BASTARDS?

Lucius: we really should’ve sent him to therapy

[gryfferin-gaybies]

Gryffindor Student: *sighs* Professor Potter is so hot

Their friend: careful. Don't let Professor Malfoy hear you say that.

Draco: *walking by, trying not to laugh* yeah I hear that Professor Malfoy can be very territorial

[incorrect-drarry-quote]

Hermione: Do you know what bees make?

Ron: Honey?

Hermione: Yes dear?

[Harry turns to Draco]

Harry: Draco, do you know what bees make?

Draco: Some stupid annoying sound, what the fuck do you want.

[looopylupin]

mcgonagall: you often use humor to deflect trauma

harry: thank you

mcgonagall: i didn't say that was a good thing

harry: what i'm hearing is, you think i'm funny

[daddiesdrarryy]

Ron: You’re writing with your left hand?

Draco: Yes. I’m ambidextrous

Ron: That’s so cool, mate, love who you love!

*later*

Ron: Harry, did you know Draco’s ambidextrous?

Harry: Really? You think I have a chance?

Hermione: …

[crackishincorrecthp]

Harry: I never tell people off the bat that I'm bi. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and I'm like "you know I'm bi right?" and watch the look of terror on their faces Draco: Draco: Please marry me

[yourgalgremlin]

(James & Harry) 🤝 (Regulus & Draco):

JAMES: I’ll take the prettiest, vicious Slytherin twink you got. Extra mean to me. Prickly on the outside/gooey inside—

DRIVE-THRU: Anything else?

HARRY: Can I actually get 1 of those, too? Blonde.

JAMES: k so 2 posh twinks—& if they can BOTH be from the Black Family—easy on the feral energy por favor?