#incorrect jaykara quote

[jakascoo]

Kara, pointing a camera at Jason: There he is, our sweet baby. Jason, holding a cigarette and a beer: What-?

[vodrae]

As Red Hood violently gets his hands out of Supergirl's grip without showing any efforts, Kara airy oxygeny hydrogeny beathy breathing breathes deeply profound deep.

- What ? The former Robin growls to her.

Kara's cheeks become scarellety bloody reddy red as she looks gently lovely fondly at the man before.

- ARE YOU SURE I'M THE MOST INDICATED FOR THAT ??

Scream Red Hood as he pumps gallons after gallons of venom in his veins to perform is best tug of war feat.

- Yes ! It's always a tie with Kon and Cassie ! PULL NOW !

- YES MA'AM ! He fearly scaredly shyly growls.

[earth489incorrectquotes]

Jason: I took off my pants and I had Superman boxers on. Then Kara took off her pants and she had Batman panties on. I think she's the one!

[arsenalroyharper]

Jason: I think something is wrong with my eyes

Kara: what?

Jason: something's wrong with my eyes...I can't take them off you

[misskoleslaw]

Kara: *is sick, but is also trying to be sexy* are you sayin’ that you don’t wanna get. With. This?

Jason: uh, yeah, I don’t think you should say that even when you’re healthy.

[batfamquotes]

kara danvers: jason, I’m so happy I could kiss you!!

jason todd: …n-neat!

[later]

jason todd: oh my god, I can’t believe I said ‘neat’. What is this, the fucking 50s?! Who the fuck says neat?! I am such a dumbass!!

dick grayson: Eh, don’t beat yourself up about it. Remember what I did when Kori told me she loved me for the first time?

jason todd: You…thanked her?

dick grayson: *stares dead eyed into the middle distance* I thanked her.

[smolsupermemegirl]

Kara: A friend of mine wants to know if we could babysit her kid for the weekend.

Jason: Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's a big responsibility. What do we know about children?

Boo: I'm leaving. Where's my bag?

Jason: *hands Boo her backpack*

Jason: I swear, you'd lose your head if it wasn't screwed on tight. [To Kara] I don't know the first thing about taking care of a child. [To Boo] Hey, where's your jacket? It's cold outside!

Boo: .... I forgot it.

Jason: Here, take this one, it's Kara's. [To Kara] Kids are a lot of work.

[jakascoo]

Kara: Advice of the day kids, if you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a certified nerd. Jason: Yeah but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? You can’t just say blue because there’s more than one blue. Kara: Blue and light blue, nice try nerd.

[jakascoo]

Kara: Jason? What are you doing here? Jason, wearing a hawaiian shirt, sunglasses and holding a gatorade: My best.

[jakascoo]

Jason: The stars are so beautiful… Kara: They're just giant balls of gas. Jason: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then- Kara: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you. Jason: Oh…

[jakascoo]

Jason: What does a winner do when life gives them lemons? Kara: Um, make lemonade? Jason: No, they squeeze them right back into life’s eyes!

[jakascoo]

Jason: [Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere.] Kara: Where did you get that? Jason: My pocket. Kara: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket? Jason: Skills.

[jakascoo]

Kara: You have to apologize to them Jason. Jason: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

[jakascoo]

Kara: That was so hot, Jason. Jason: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets. Kara: I'm so in love with you.

[jakascoo]

Jason: I think I need a hug… Kara: Good thing I'm hug shaped! 45 minutes later Jason: You… you can let go now. Kara: No, I absolutely cannot.

[jakascoo]

Kara: Why do you keep a diary?! Jason: To keep secrets from my computer.