#incorrect love on rewind

[artements]

Gustav: "Can you call me?"

Jacquelyn: "Hang on, I'm finishing a Pokémon battle. I'll be with you in a minute."

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Esme, to Kit over the phone: "Yeah, he's on my list."

Esme, filing her nails: "Marriage, not hit."

-

Olivia: "The multiple failed assassination attempts against me have helped build both character and self-esteem."

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Beatrice: "Everyone is addicted to my fun and flirty personality. Lives have been destroyed."

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Monty: "Do you even have a type?"

Jacques: "Yeah. Women I'm slightly afraid of."

[jade-eclipse-lithium]

Panic keeps me focused.

The day i snuggle up to a bomb and don’t fear for my life is the day i get sloppy.

[spiderthesenutz]

SPIDER VERSE INCORRECT QUOTES!

Pavitr: Bro-

Y/n: No, no, hold up, rewind.

Y/n: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

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Y/n: Are you trying to seduce me?

Pavitr: Why, are you seducible?

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Hobie: *sees Pavitr and Y/n together*

Hobie: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.

Gwen: You mean... you ship them?

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Y/n, in a room with Pavitr, Hobie , and Gwen: It’s calm in here.

Y/n: It scares me…

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Hobie: Truth or dare?

Y/n: Dare.

Hobie: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.

Y/n: Hey Pavitr?

Pavitr, blushing: Yeah?

Y/n: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Gwen.

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Hobie : Why are Pavitr and Y/n sitting with their backs to each other?

Gwen: They had a fight.

Hobie : Then why are they holding hands?

Gwen: They get sad when they fight.

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Kidnapper: I have one of your friends.

Y/n: Which one? I have seven.

Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up.

Y/n: Which one? I have seven.

Hobie, distantly: HEY!!!

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Y/n: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Hobie: This is a lie.

Hobie: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.

Hobie: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

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Hobie: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?

Y/n: Nope, there's 26.

Hobie: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.

Y/n : Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.

Hobie: You'll get the D later ;).

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Hobie: That was so hot, Y/n .

Y/n : I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Hobie: I'm so in love with you.

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Pavitr: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness—

Y/n : Hi.

Pavitr: *melts down in a flustered heap of softness*

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Pavitr: So you like cats?

Y/n : Yeah.

Pavitr: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

[luxthestrange]

MASHLE Incorrect quotes#15 Boyfriend!~

Orter rejected your advances giving you a human with no magic under his care...so when you started to seek out Ryoh romantically even going as far as trying to win him over with a song on his date with his wife...which prompted some feelings on a certain sandy wizard to feel salty and following you around...

Orter*Grabs your mic to stop your singing*-What are you doing?

Y/n: I'm trying to win my boyfriend back!-

♪ I said lose that girl.. ♪♪

Orter: What boyfriend?

Y/n: Ryoh!

Orter*Forgetting he has your mic, his voice echoes* Ryoh's not your boyfriend, I'm your boyfriend!?-...

Y/n: Say that again? Orter: Mm-mm

Y/n*Taking out a recorder with a smirk*That's okay, I have it right here~

Orter: 'I'm your boyfriend'

Orter: Oh, boy...

You Rewind the tape with a grin

Orter: 'I'm your boyfriend'

Orter: 'I'm your boyfriend'

Ryoh: Orter? what are you doing here?

Y/n*Hugging Orter's arm gleefully* We're on a date!~He's my boyfriend, I'm his S.O~ ♪ We're boyfriend & S.O♪♪

Ryoh's Wife: I thought you were our performer at the bistro?...

Y/n*Whistles at her and winks an eye at Ryoh*Wow! She's a keeper~

Y/n: You know what we should do sometime? Double date!How about tomorrow night? Do you guys like Thai?

Ryoh & Wife: Yeah, I love it!~

The three of you leave excitedly about the new dynamic for double dates...leaving Orter behind in his confusion

Orter: What just happened?

[workingbynyx]

Could you write some Loki x reader crack? Could be based off this incorrect quote idk lol

Y/N: Bro-

Loki: No, no, hold up, rewind.

Loki: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

"I Beg Your Biggest Pardon?" — Loki x GN!Reader Oneshot

↷ summary — you've just finished a heated session with the God of Mischief (or stories...👀) himself, and you're calling him what now? ˎˊ˗

↷ pairing — loki x gn!readerˎˊ˗

↷ genre — crack, oneshot (based off of given prompt!) ˎˊ˗

↷ warning/s — none! ˎˊ˗

↷ a/n — omg i love this, i feel like s1!loki or ragnarok loki would most definitely react like this so what i'm gonna be doing is basing him off of those in this fic hihihi and can we just talk about loki in this gif i found ?!@?#* (also i am absolutely so sorry if this fic is shorter than some of my works! T_T) ˎˊ˗

"No bro listen–" loki's head snapped towards you, "I...i beg your pardon?" he interrupted in whatever you were arguing about for the past 10 minutes. he didn't seem to remember what it was about not when you just called him...'bro'. "what? I'm just saying I've been living in the compound for years and tony nor bruce can't build me one of those restaurant robots but willingly build another armored suit? That's unfair y'know!" you protested. "my love, as much as i truly understand your frustrations. i wish to know what did you just call me?" loki's eyes studied yours, it wasn't hard to avoid his deep gaze— the two of you were basically tangled up against each other on your couch.

"called you what?" you asked, tilting your head slightly. "just mere seconds ago, you called me something i didn't quite catch" loki's mischievous nature came into play as he began to lean closer, his eyes slightly squinting the more you seem to play innocent. "...oh" your knitted brows softened at the realization. "darling, my tongue was down your throat moments ago and now you're calling me..bro?" the corners of his lips slowly curled into a smirk. "i was talking fast my love— force of habit!" you exclaimed.

"very well, perhaps i should have you remember who i am to you then?" his eyes drop down to your lips to which you smacked his arm for. "you dirty little man" says you. "i'm a God" he continues. "whatever" you added with a laugh. "fine, but it is well established i'm more than a 'bro' aren't i?" loki suddenly asked, obviously taunting you. "okay okay i admit to my mistake, can we drop it now?" you playfully frowned, earning a chuckle from him. "as you wish, my love"

[sophswritingthings]

You asked for more incorrect quotes, here you go!

Reader: Talk dirty to me, baby~

Mizu: The dishes.

Reader: Wh-

Mizu: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.

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Reader: Are we fighting or flirting?

Mizu: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-

Reader: Your point?

-

Reader: We have a problem.

Mizu: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

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Reader: Mizu, you love me, right?

Mizu: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

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Mizu: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Reader: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Mizu: I said within reason, Reader. How about I murder that guy?

Reader: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?

Mizu: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

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Reader: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?

Mizu: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?

Reader: Yes.

Mizu: I'd sleep.

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Reader: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Mizu: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

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Reader: Bro-

Mizu: No, no, hold up, rewind.

Mizu: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

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Reader: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Mizu: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

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Mizu: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Reader: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Mizu: ...

Mizu: You mean ring bearER, right?

Reader: ...

Mizu: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

pairing: mizu x fem!reader

warning(s): swearing, a bit nsfw

a/n: THIS IS FUNNY AS SHIT. such an old married couple vibe

word count: 623 words / 3,279 characters 

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you took in a sharp inhale, “talk dirty to me, my love.”

mizu narrowed her eyes, “the dishes.”

you raise an eyebrow, “wha—“

“(y/n), it’s been four days and it’s your turn to clean the dishes. you still haven’t cleaned them and I have you to so so multiple times.” 

you gaze at her, eyes narrowed.

“are we doing this again?”

-

“are we fighting?” you question, “or flirting?”

mizu gazed at you, loosening her grip around you a little, “.. I’m pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck—“

you look at her with a unfazed expression, “your point?”

she sighs, “flirting, I guess.”

-

you pop your head into the room, “mizu! we have a problem.”

she signs, still looking down at the book in her lap, “no, you have a problem. I have an idiot I keep around, for some reason, who keeps making them.”

“hey! you keep me around because you love me!”

-

“mizu?” you question, looking over your shoulder at her. she lifts her head up from your shoulder where it was rested, “you love me, right?”

she pauses, “.. normally I’d say yes without waiting, (y/n), but I feel like this is going somewhere I’m not going to enjoy.”

“yes. yes it is.”

-

she rubbed her thumb over your knuckles, “you are absolutely the love of my life, and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.”

you rub your hand through her hair, “I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated, and got a reasonableamount of sleep.”

she narrowed her eyes, “I said within reason. how about I kill that guy?”

you narrow yourself back, “so murder, actual murder, is in reason—but me wanting you to care for yourself isn’t?”

she scoffs, “well, duh. what kind of question even is that?”

-

“so.. what would you do if you were in bed with me?” you murmur, your voice low and seductive.

“depends. Is your bed comfortable?” she questions, never looking up at you for even a second.

“um, yes. I’d like to think so.” you whisper.

“than I’d sleep,” she hisses.

“honestly. you know what, I’d prefer that.”

-

“hey, I’m going to the bathhouse. wanna help me out?” you glance over your shoulder, your kimono slowly slipping down your body.

“.. have you never bathed before, (y/n)?” she narrowed her eyes at you, arching an eyebrow.

you sigh, “of course I have. but you get to see me naked, mizu.”

her interest suddenly looks piqued.

“be there in a minute.”

-

“bro, I—“

“wait. no, no. hold on a minute—rewind.”

“my tongue was actually down your throat, just a minute ago, and now you’re calling me bro?”

she looks at you, her expression looking like a mixed mess of confusion and amusement.

“.. is that wrong of me? I thought this was a safe space!”

-

“okay, so since we’re in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes as well. don’t even ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.” you smile softly.

she nodded, sighing.

“fine, but if I come out strutting around in your fuzzy socks, I don’t want to hear fucking shit from you.”

-

“okay—I’m gonna go pick up the cake,” mizu got to her feet, heading toward the door.

you smiled at her, “perfect! while you do that, I can go check on the ring bear?”

a pause.

“.. you mean the ring bearer right?” she confirmed.

silence.

“look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.”

she walks over to you, grasping you by your shoulders.

“(y/n), please—“

“but mizu, that’d be lying…”

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[ghostfrog28]

Yuurivoice Characters And Listeners As Incorrect Quotes!

I already did this with Escaped Audios (sort of, it was mostly DennysVerse) but for these, the way the listeners respond will mostly be based off of my OCs for them (which I will make posts about eventually) PS, this is mostly Boo and Alphonse lol

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Alphonse: [Grabs Boo's ass while they're gettin groceries out of the car]

Boo: Excuse me thats my ass

Alphonse: That's our ass. We're married, bitch

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Finn: If I were a gardener, I'd put our tulips together.

Sunflower: Aww, babe. That's so sweet.

Alphonse: If I were a gardener, you'd be my hoe.

Boo: ... thanks

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Lucien: *stroking Angel’s hair* you're so tiny.

Angel: *sleepily* I could beat the shit out of you.

Lucien: *lovingly* | know.

Or

Alphonse: *stroking Boo’s hair* you're so tiny.

Boo: *sleepily* I could beat the shit out of you.

Alphonse: *lovingly* | know.

(It’s funny cuz my OC for Boo is 6’0, meanwhile, my OC for Angel is 5’3)

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Charlie: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Boo: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Angel: Tackle him.

Star: Dump him.

Rook: Kick him in the shin.

Casper: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

(my Casper OC is 6’4 lol)

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Boo, making chicken and dumpling soup, dropping a dumpling on the floor: This is sadder than the time I almost died in College

Alphonse or Seth, choking on his coffee: Excuse me?

(rewrote this one a little bit)

~~ ⚠️ Slight NSFW ⚠️

Boo: I can’t eat this, its far too hot

Alphonse: You're far too hot yet I still manage

Room: Um-

Auron: WE'RE ON A DOUBLE DATE, I'M RIGHT HERE

~~ ⚠️ NSFW Again ⚠️

Boo: oh fuck me

Seth: yes please

Boo: what?

Seth: what?

Alphonse from the other room: HE SAID YES PLEASE!

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Alphonse: BOO! WHERE'S MY-

Sugarboo: By the door

Seth: Sugar! Do you know where the-

Sugarboo: In the kitchen

Charlie: Hey Sal (OC name), have you seen my stack of-

Sugarboo: On Seth's nightstand

Sugarboo: Independent my ass. You guys would fall apart without me

(Sal is my OC for Sugarboo)

~~ ⚠️ Slight NSFW ⚠️

Charlie: bro-

Casper: No, no, hold up, rewind.

Charlie: ...

Casper: My tongue was down your throat just a second ago, and now you're calling me bro??

~~ ⚠️you guessed it, NSFW ⚠️

Seth: What exactly do you think of me?

Sugarboo: Somewhere between "fuck you" and "I'd fuck you."

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Alphonse: I don't think | can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Boo: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is.

Alphonse: What- no!

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Star: When Faust was born, the gods said, "He's too perfect for this world."

Auron: Please. When he was born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."

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Boo: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Alphonse: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so l can feel whole again.

Boo: O-oh. Well... Wait. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Alphonse: Is it working?

(this one could be vise versa)

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Alphonse, at some point: You speak RUSSIAN ?? Say something !!!

Boo: Ты самый красивый мужчина в мире, любовь моя (You're the most beautiful man in the world, my love.)

Alphonse: What does it mean ?

Boo: It means don't give me orders you fucking bastard

(Another little thing, my OC for Sugarboo is half Russian and half British)

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Seth, after learning Sugarboo also speaks Russian: Does Sugar think in English or Russian?

Alphonse: Bold of you to assume Boo thinks.

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Rook: Ugh, life can be difficult sometimes.

Sal (Sugarboo): But death, on the other hand...

Rook, squirting Sal with a water sprayer: No, Sal

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Boo: I don't think Faust is very happy about you dating his brother.

Rook: What makes you say that?

Boo, reading a text aloud: Rachel (Rook). I hope this message finds you before I do.

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That’s all for now! Hope you enjoyed!

[angevvine]

RTC Incorrect Quotes

noel: I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking.

ocean: Hey, misha, do you have feelings for me?

misha: Yeah, anger.

noel: Be kind. Everyone is fighting their own battles.

misha: Why would I be kind? I will be brutal and relentless and ride into battle by their side!

constance : I love murder mysteries!

jane, trying to impress them: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.

ocean: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

misha: Mine just says "misha no."

ocean: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

ocean: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are.

ocean: …

ocean: …

ocean: Actually it’s gonna bug me if I don’t, so—

noel: This is a bad idea.

misha: Then why are you coming along?

noel: Someone has to get your injured ass home.

noel: “ I want to grow up and be like noel!” That is called Acquiring Depression.

ocean: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.

noel: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.

constance: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

noel: I'm a knife.

misha, from across the room: He’s the little spoon!

ocean: I got grounded for a whole week just because I came home late.

noel: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone's hopes up like that and then showing up again.

ocean: So, constance , do you have a crush on anyone?

constance : The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.

misha: I lost ocean.

constance : How did you LOSE ocean?!

misha: To be fair, they are very small.

misha: I wasn’t that drunk.

noel : You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.

misha: BECAUSE YOU ARE!

constance: Unpopular opinion, not all dogs are good boys.

ricky: Blocked.

constance: Sometimes, they’re good girls!

ricky: UNBLOCKED!

constance : My stomach growled super loud in French.

constance : I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class.

noel: Bonjour.

ricky: Le growl.

misha: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.

constance, setting down a card: Ace of spades.

misha, pulling out an Uno card: +4.

ricky, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!

ocean, trembling: What are we playing?!

ocean: What do you do when someone offers you drugs?

noel: Take them!

penny: Punch them in the neck!

constance: Say thank you!

misha: Offer them more drugs to assert dominance!

ocean: …

ocean: No.

misha: Get in loser, we're going shopping.

noel: This is a Tacobell drive thru.

noel: We need to open this locked door. ocean, give me your credit card.

ocean: Here.

noel, pocketing it: Thanks. misha, break down the door.

ricky: penny and I are no longer dating.

penny: ricky, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.

constance : How do you want your coffee?

noel: Black, like my soul.

constance :

constance : noel, your soul is a latte.

noel: All in all, a 100% successful trip.

constance: But we lost ocean.

noel: All in all, a 100% successful trip!

misha: Bro-

noel: No, no, hold up, rewind.

noel: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

ocean: Might I make a suggestion you possibly won’t like?

noel: Do you make any other kind?

ocean: We’ll find another route, it’s not safe for amateur adventurers.

misha: That sounds like a challenge.

ocean: I have to stress, that is not a challenge.

misha: ...Is exactly what you say to dissuade the weak of heart from accepting the challenge. Well, challenge accepted!

ocean: There is no challenge!

ocean: We have fun, don’t we, constance ?

constance : I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

noel: I'm trash.

ricky: As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you?

noel:

noel: You smooth motherfucker.

noel: And yes it does.

misha: I’m really glad “fight me” has replaced “sue me” as the common saying because I don’t have money, but I do have fists and I am always angry.

constance : I'm trying to juggle family life and work life but I can't seem to find a balance. What do you suggest I do to keep everyone happy?

jane, deadpan: Quit your job, kill your family.

noel: If I say I love you, will you say it back?

misha: Yes.

noel: I love you.

misha: It back.

*Later*

ocean: Why is noel crying face-down on the floor?

constance : To be honest, I'm kinda pissed that I'm not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden.

Hairdresser: How would you like your hair cut?

ricky: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass.

[writebackatya]

Darkwing Duck’s* Biggest Fans Haters

*As in the old tv show from the world of DuckTales (2017), not the superhero Drake Mallard assumes the identity of to fight evil

To fans like Drake Mallard and Launchpad McQuack, Darkwing Duck is the greatest piece of television history that helped shape their lives to become the ducks they are today thanks to its titular hero who never gave up despite the odds against him

To the rest of the world, Darkwing Duck was just another superhero show from the 90s that starred a problematic diva d-list actor that may or may not have died

Opinions are subjective of course, neither are 100% correct nor incorrect but I feel like when the fandom talks about Darkwing Duck it’s always about the characters that would also like the show. So why not flip the script a little? We’ll start small and work our way up to its biggest hater

Gosalyn Waddlemeyer:

“GOSALYN!?” You might be screaming at your monitor/phone to which I have to say:

“Yeah”

Again we are not talking about the Drake Mallard or his super identity here, but the tv show he and Launchpad are obsessed with. Because frankly, I bet Gosalyn loves doing all that superhero stuff with her adoptive dads. It’s a cool life to live!

Other than the fact that Drake is a huge nerd who INSISTS that Gosalyn do her “homework” and watch every episode of Darkwing Duck, read all the sacred texts (comic books), and playing the original Darkwing Duck video game on the original hardware so she won’t use the rewind or save features that modern games or ROMs have

Like all kids who have had an adult push their interests onto them, she has a little disdain for the show. But not a whole lot since she’s first on this list. I like to think she’s in the same boat as Dewey where she finds the show cheesy and doesn’t really hate it per say and sees why Drake and LP love the show. She even has a few guilty pleasure episodes

But one thing she doesn’t understand is why Drake and Launchpad insist on watching the Darkwing Duck Christmas Special every year when they’re both practicing Jews

Scrooge McDuck:

Yeah the old man can barely remember Drake, let alone the Darkguy Drake played in that movie he cancelled so I don’t really see Scrooge being a fan of the Masked Mallard. (No, not that Masked Mallard OG DuckTales fans)

If Scrooge did sit down and watch the show, he’d find it to be rather ridiculous if anything. Some vigilante running around dressed like The Spirit or The Shadow or whatever superhero kids are into these days getting slapped around and fighting back just doesn’t seem like his cup of tea

I like to think when Donald and Della were kids they watched Darkwing Duck at the mansion and Scrooge just walked by the room, looked at the TV for a few seconds, scoffed, and moved on with his life forgetting all about that nonsense his niece and nephew were watching

Louie Duck:

Honestly I always had this headcanon that Louie just isn’t a fan of superheroes. Like at all. He finds the stories all copy and paste, using all the cliches he hates from other genres and putting them in tights.

And don’t even get him started on superhero related adventures! If he sees a sky beam, Louie is running in the opposite direction of it. He’s not dealing with the many different diva supervillains out there trying to take over the world with cartoony extreme measures, he doesn’t wanna be around all that property damage

He does have a favorite superhero tho. Waddle Duck because he gave him a Pep once

Lena Sabrewing:

She thinks it’s lame.

Gandra Dee:

This is a no brainer for me. Gandra Dee made herself Darkwing Duck’s biggest hater the moment she heard the duck talk shit about Gizmoduck around Fenton who insisted she does not reveal his secret identity to Drake, because Drake is all he has left

Wanting to respect her boyfriend’s wishes, Gandra decides not to spill the beans but instead add more fuel to the fire by talking shit about Darkwing Duck

And she does not hold back

She’s not ashamed to talk shit on the show. It’s predictablity, it’s cheesiness, the plot holes, how lame it was for its own time, etc

It ain’t her childhood, she ain’t afraid to fight dirty either. She will bring up problematic episodes that depicted races in a not so good and stereotypical light (“It was the nineties! They were different times!” -Drake probably) such as the fact that in one episode Darkwing Duck called a group of Native Americans “primitive savages” or that a non-Asian actor played an Asian character in a sterotypcial manner and that how one of the characters names was “Duck Ling”(Okay but for real, all that shit did happen in the OG show.)

This of course frustrates Drake who is extra suspicious of Gandra ever since he saw her with Gizmoduck and writes her off as a blind fan girl who doesn’t know what she’s talking about

She’s pretty chill about not being into the show with Launchpad tho. He respects her opinions because he’s Launchpad and at the end of the day Gandra is still his friend

[lampmanliveblogs]

Oh look, it’s the echo mouse Musse.

…you know, I don’t think I ever explained why I call him that. It’s because the swedish name for Mickey Mouse is Musse Pigg. That’s it. But hey, he gets to have one last appearance, pulling a Cinderella alongside Bat-Queen’s kids. I mean, that has got to be a deliberate reference to the Disney animated Cinderella, right?

Steve’s here too, of course, and he’s cutting into a cake. As someone who likes to bake but isn’t that good at it, I like to say that I’m not very good at making things that look good, but I can make things that taste good.

This is the exact opposite of that.

And with King growing older and stronger, he’s beginning to generate his own magic and his own glyphs! Hmm… it looks like his glyphs have a different design, but i assume they’d be the same four elements.

(also, while rewinding the scene, I noticed Eda’s wearing Raine’s earring. cute)

The crew, who know and love me, gives me just a few more pretty lights to look at with big wide eyes, drawn to them like a moth. The Collector’s in the neighborhood and decided to put on a big ol lightshow.

On this last good bye, they threw in a few more characters, just for funsies. We’ve got Salty the boat captain, Willow’s parents, a couple of faeries, Gus’ dad, Tibbles, and that little kid from Separate Tides.

So… this is the end, huh?

What do I even say? What do I even say? What can i say about this show?

This liveblog exists because of The Owl House. At the time, I was in a creative rut and trying to find some way out of it. I figured maybe getting into a new series might help. I was also a fan of several liveblogs, and so I thought, why not try it? I figured it might get me back to writing.

My journey, as my loyal readers know, has not been always been a smooth sailing. It’s taken me a long time to get here; I finished this episode over a year after it came out for crying out loud. There have been times when I’ve been beat down and unable to create. But never did I lose my love for this show, to contrary, it only ever grew greater.

So yeah, good show, 6/10.

…

I’M JOKING! I’M JOKING, THAT WAS A JOKE! P-please put that down, it was only a joke!

Jeez luise, you people… ahem.

No, I love this show. That much should be clear, no matter how much snark I inject or how many sarcastic quips I sprinkle into my text, the time spent with this show has been genuinely good. And I joke about things, how we never got Bat-Queen’s backstory for example. But, well… there’s a good reason for that. This show deserved so much better, and the amazing crew deserved so much better. Still, they delivered a fantastic story, and I will undoubtedly return to this again and again.

So what comes next?

As I’ve already mentioned, I am going to watch and liveblog, or at least make some post about The Owl House pilot episode which was leaked a while back. i don’t know what the timeframe is on that, but hopefully not too long.

I’m also gonna keep working on that Vee fic. Speaking of which, I linked it earlier, but just in case you missed it, the first chapter (and a prelude) is up on AO3 right now. I’ll continue to post updates on here, so stay tuned for that as well. I don’t know how long it will take for that to get done, but I’m really excited to work on it, more excited than I’ve been for any creative work in a long time. I’m beginning to feel like maybe I’m not a complete and utter failure and a talentless hack.

Will I continue posting incorrect quotes? Maybe. I’ll continue as long as I get new ideas and I’ll stop when I run out.

But the real question is, what is the next liveblog? Well, I’ve said that already as well, but for those who weren’t paying attention…

The next liveblog will be Amphibia! I’ve bene looking forward to that one for some time now.

My aim right now is to get started with Amphibia in July. Why July? Because that’s when I go on my vacation.

I should probably also do some tidying up on this blog, do some upgrades. I also wanna clean out my askbox, cause, uh… I’ve got a couple of unanswered asks… some of which have been sitting there for a long time now… I should really get around to that.

For now… this has been The Owl House, I’m The Lampman, and I would like to thank you for reading. Take care of the planet Earth and remember that anything can happen in space!

Our lives became a fairy tale Without rules or laws But is there anyone who knows? If the journey has an end?

The End… for now

[writing-fanics]

Incorrect Quotes of Nijiro and Y/n

Y/n: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Nijiro: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Y/n: That one. I want that one.

Nijiro: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.

Y/n: That's great, Nijiro. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

Y/n: Bro-

Nijiro: No, no, hold up, rewind.

Nijiro: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

Nijiro: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

Y/n: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

Nijiro: Holy moly-

Nijiro: Is something burning?

Y/n, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Nijiro: Y/n, the toaster is literally on fire.

———/

Y/n: The stars are so beautiful...

Nijiro: They're just giant balls of gas.

Y/n: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-

Nijiro: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.

Y/n: Oh...

————————/—

Nijiro: Look, last night was a mistake.

Y/n: A sexy mistake.

Nijiro: No, just a regular mistake.

[artements]

Olivia, about a fact: "I didn't set it in stone. I find it very hard to carve in."

Olivia, slowly removing her heart-shaped sunglasses to reveal primordial rage: "Well, I f✨️cking never!"

Olivia, at Jacques: "Unorthodox display of hubris but very well."

Olivia, about herself: "I'm filled with anxiety but in a mysterious and nonchalant way."

Olivia, for a research paper: "Monty, how do you feel about homosexual geese?"

[bagerfluff]

I was bored so I played around with a incorrect quotes generator. Here are some jems. And here's the sight Generator.

Villain: Two brooooos! Hero: Chillin' in a hot tub! Villain: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay! Hero: Villain: Hero: tearing up Villain: Babe, c'mon… Hero: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING. Villain: Babe…

Villain: Fuck you. Hero: No u. Villain: I'm down. Hero: You're like 2, what the fuck- Villain: I AM NOT 2!

Hero: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know! Villain: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus. Hero: Stop.

Villain: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness— Hero: Hi. Villain: melts down in a flustered heap of softness

Villain: Is something burning? Hero, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you. Villain: Hero, the toaster is literally on fire.

Villain: Bro- Hero: No, no, hold up, rewind. Hero: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

Villain: I want to kiss you. Hero, not paying attention: What? Villain: I said if you die, I wont miss you.

Hero: Holding up a pack of pencils These are kinda cute. Villain: Hero, that’s gay. Hero: We’ve been dating for 2 years—

Villain: How do I tell Hero that I want them to yell at me like they're Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?

Villain: Are we fighting or flirting? Hero: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck- Villain: Your point?

can you tell I love Hero x Villain

[yuikomorii]

Did you like Yui in Ayato’s afterstory but you didn’t like her in his route? Why?

// I liked her in the short story, since she was childish and mischievous, which made her cute, but I still can’t stand her role in Ayato’s LE route.

I know time got rewinded, yet her mindset still did not change. She would repeat the same mistakes over and over again in the actual timeline, given that she doesn’t remember them anymore. And, even if she recalled, she wouldn’t learn anything, because she already got so many second chances in his route, yet kept acting the same way.

To make matters worse, the fact that out of the two of them, she was the only one who got a happy ending despite the fact that she was a source of pain and misunderstandings, will never sit right with me. She became queen of the demon world, got her ideal bf + someone to belong to, and chills all day, while her man has to live with PTSD and is forced to do something he doesn’t want to. Ayato must be extremely delusional and desperate as well; otherwise, I don't see how he's still so head over heels for her after she lied to him and backstabbed him several times there.

I would also like to mention that I love flawed characters; those make them more relatable and realistic to me, but she was straight up made into such an unlikable person in his LE route. I don't mind villains, antagonists, or jerky characters as long as they are depicted NEGATIVELY, but I despise it when characters who are portrayed as "too good for this world" are written to say or do very morally incorrect things without changing their bad behavior. I will always defend Yui (and any other character) when it comes to victim blaming or other ridiculous arguments, but I do understand the slander and criticism sometimes.

[mynicknameisgasoline]

Cobra Kai incorrect quotes

1.

y/n: Bro- Miguel: No, no, hold up, rewind. Miguel: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

2.

S2! Miguel: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. y/n: I would be happy if you stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. S2! Miguel: I said within reason, y/n. How about I murder that guy? points to robby y/n: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? S2! Miguel: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

3.

y/n: I fell— Miguel: From heaven? y/n: No, I literally fell— Miguel: In love with me the moment you saw me? y/n: MY ARM IS BROKEN! Miguel: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

4.

Hawk: I’m in love with you. y/n: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork. Hawk: I know. y/n: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

5.

y/n: Remember, Hawk, don't do anything I wouldn't do. Hawk: I think I crossed that line when I got a date.

6.

y/n: Fuck you. Hawk: No u. y/n: I'm down. Hawk: You're like 2, what the fuck- y/n: I AM NOT 2!

7.

Sam: Wow, they really hate us. y/n: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic. Sam: But we’re not gay, y/n. y/n: Sam: y/n: We’re not?

8.

y/n: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Tory: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. y/n: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Tory: Is it working?

9.

y/n, about Tory: I could fix them, but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with them is way funnier. Sam: That's what any god probably thinks about me.

10.

Miguel: Unfollow me if you think the Earth is flat. Tory: seriously pretends to be a flat-earther to antagonize the anti-flat-earther. Sam: neutral but makes polls to start fights, "Is the Earth flat? Let's discuss!" y/n: not a flat-earther but makes "the Earth may be flat but this ass ain't" jokes for viral tweets. Hawk: actual flat-earther.

[vergol]

incorrect higgs x reader quotes

y/n: i owe you one. 
higgs: that’s ok. you can just date me and we’ll call it even

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y/n: *angrily presses higgs against a wall* WHERE'S MY BB?! 
higgs: …
higgs: are we about to kiss?

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higgs: you fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. it’s knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

y/n, not looking up from their book: spear.

higgs: BLOCKED

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higgs: do you know why i called you in here? 
y/n: because i accidentally sent you a tit pic. 
higgs: *stops pouring two glasses of wine* accidentally?

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y/n: bro-

higgs: no no, hold up, rewind

higgs: my tongue was literally down your throat just a second ago and now you’re calling me bro?!

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y/n: i hate you.

higgs: according to the picture i drew of us holding hands that must be untrue

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higgs: must be hard not being able to laugh

y/n: i do have a sense of humour you know.

higgs: i’ve never heard you laugh before

y/n: i’ve never heard you say something funny.

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higgs: they say love is an uninvited guest

y/n: is that why you barge into my shower without permission?