#incorrect marv

[witlessficcer]

Gwen: Have you tried painting?

Miles: Only in art class.

Gwen: What about water colors?

Miles: Watercolors are pretty, but they run.

Gwen: Run!

Miles: What?

Gwen: Run! Jess and Miguel are here.

[septicwriters]

Marvin: Alright, that's all I've got, unless I learn ancient Hebrew.

Jackie: *smirks expectantly*

Marvin: Jackie, I'm not learning ancient Hebrew!

[hope-you-brought-kneepads-bitch]

Wanda: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?

SW: What’s up your ass this morning?

Y/N walking in: Good morning

SW: Oh nevermind

Wanda: Wait!

Y/N: You’re just jealous you didn’t get any last night

SW: no I’m not…

Wanda: You ate all her candy

SW: I don’t think that means I have to sleep on the couch!

[headcanonthings]

Sam: Look, sometimes what's better for me is what's better for the team. Even Bucky knows that. But I'm sure he'll disagree with something just because I said it.

Steve: I don't think that's true.

Sam: Watch. Bucky, it's hotter than hell in here.

Bucky: Freezing.

Sam: Great coffee though.

Bucky: Ratpiss.

Sam: Spiderboy is an incompetent suck up!

Bucky: Actually, he's one of the finest people I've ever met.

Sam: Your witness!

[inncorrectmarvelcast]

Benedict Cumberbatch: I’m the smartest, most skilled member in this group.

Tom Hiddleston: Is your hand stuck in that vending machine?

Benedict Cumberbatch: I paid for my cheetos. I’m getting my cheetos.

[sm-writes-chaos]

Incorrect Quotes Tag

heehee I am so excited for this!! thanks for the wonderful tag @bluberimufim !!

I'll do it for my two main wips

1950 Again:

Daniel: Ha! Don't you know the trappers trap can trap the trapper? Daniel: I must be losing it, I'm quoting Dr. Marv. -- Dr. Marv: When I was your age- Daniel, mocking Dr. Marv: When I was your height. Dr. Marv: Dr. Marv: Listen here you little s***- -- Daniel: Where are you going? Dr. Marv: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way. --

Dr. Marv: When life gives you lemonades, make lemons! Life will be all like "whaAttT?" Daniel: Life lessons that schools can't teach you. -- Dr. Marv: I know this isn’t going to end well and I don’t care. So don’t you try and stop me, Daniel! Daniel: I wasn’t stopping you. I was asking if you had a spare camera so I can record this.

How Hope Made Her a Hero:

Rufus: How did you even get in here? Alphair: Norah's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Alphair's door"! Norah: I’m closing the window. -- Norah: Did you hear that!? Alphair just threatened to destroy my lego AT-AT! Rufus: …You just threatened to kill him in his sleep. -- Norah: I have a bad feeling about this… Alphair: What do you mean? Norah: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble? Alphair: No? Rufus: That actually explains so much. --

Rufus: I was voted “friendliest classmate” in high school. Alphair: I was voted “most likely to become a clown”… Norah: You think that’s bad? HA! I was voted “most likely to get rabies”! -- Rufus, to Norah and Alphair: holding knife out in front of them Are you or are you not an enemy of the people?! Norah: … Alphair: … Norah: That is such an open-ended question. Alphair: Yeah, it really depends on a lot of different factors-

Love doing this, Twuecud would fit very well for a lot of these.

idk if you've done this yet but booping @isabellebissonrouthier @rbbess110

[simplysupernatural13]

Demon Dreams CH 1

Demon Dreams Chapter 1 AN: This could be the start of a series??? I have kind of an idea of where this could go but we shall see i guess. I've dabbled with ff in the past but never stuck to it so we'll see. Pls forgive any incorrect knowledge and spelling errors pls be kind :) Song - Whisky in a Jar Metallica The faint sound of Metallica swirled it's way through my cramped apartment; various occult books lay strewn open across my pathetic excuse for a dining table and scattered in-between the ever shrinking gaps were days old cups of coffee (gross I know but student life isn't an easy one) I had a paper due tomorrow and it wasn't the last time I had wished all this magic hoodoo shit was real so I could back to the future myself back to admissions day and pick a different major. Sure 'The Craft' is one of my favourite movies and I can even stomach 'Twilight' but why the fuck do I have to learn Latin? Occult Sciences seemed like a good idea at the time but I know for damn certain if my parents were still walking top side they'd kill me - but hey at least I'd know how to come back and poltergeist some shit. Most of the books I had open around me didn't even help when it came to writing papers - it was those Supernatural books, I don't remember the guys name who wrote them but he had scary accurate knowledge when it came to ganking freaky shit, and a bat shit imagination. If only Sam and Dean could some and help me with my history of the exorcism paper, Dean could certainly help me with much more than that but - Snap out of kid, you're 23 years old with a crush on a fictional character created by a guy who dipped after writing the best book series of all time. I can't help it though - Dean just sounds so dreamy and gorgeous. The smooth stylings of James Hetfield cut off abruptly meaning I had listened to my entire playlist - again. It's getting late and I'm basically already done so with a huff and a final gulp of cold coffee I submit my paper and shove my laptop away from me. Marv, distinguished Occult Sciences professor at the University of Austin Texas was trying to sleep with half the class anyway so I can always show some skin for some extra credit if need be. I re started my playlist whilst cleaning up and whilst humming to Black Sabbath the faint sounds of police sirens made me look up from the never ending pile of dishes. Probably another attack - a few months ago I probably wouldn't have had such a nonchalant reaction to the fuzz zooming past my building every few days but campus has become less safe than the city at night. Young men, always men, with their heart ripped out. From what little I've seen on the news the police have jack and it looks like the killings won's stop until the psycho moves on. People have even started coming into the Wicca store I work in for protective crystals to make themselves feel better. Rose quartz isn't going to stop a serial killer, and it's not like any of that shit's real anyway. I mean, it's not like we're in supernatural. Speaking of my place of employment, my next shift starts in about 5 hours so I should probably at least try to get a solid 3 hours so I can look chipper as I'm selling weird rocks. The dishes can wait until tomorrow, so swapping out my leggings for some Pokemon pyjama pants I slide under the covers of my surprisingly comfy bed and eventually drift off, definitely not dreaming of Dean Winchester.

[mcmorare]

What plot points would change due to the inclusion of your character in canon?

What role would your character play in the story? Are they a major player, or a one scene wonder?

Besides your face/voiceclaim, who do you think would be cast as your character?

If your character had a breakout show/film/comic, what would the plot be? Who would be in their supporting cast?

What headcanons/theories do you believe fandom would invent about your character?

What controversies/drama would your character incite in fandom?

What fan-material would exist for your character in fandom?

Is your character the subject of ‘imagines’ or ‘x reader’ style blogs?

Are there any tropes fandom would put upon your character, for better or for worse?

What would be the ‘incorrect but wildly popular’ interpretation of your character in fandom?

How does fandom characterize/mischaracterize your characters ship in fanworks?

Be honest. What song is playing over an AMV/tiktok of scenes between your character and their love interest?

What is the wildest crackship you can imagine for your character, whether in-universe or in crossover?

((feel free to ignore some of these if you want!! I just love a lot of those questions and I am Curious sdgjhsdf))

if your oc was canon…

What plot points would change due to the inclusion of your character in canon? There would be a few shifts to accomodate the fact that she would be around during AOU and Endgame, and very briefly in AOS, but other than that her story doesn't really have too much of an impact on changing the events of the m.cu as a whole. Which was intentional! Her story is very self-contained.

What role would your character play in the story? Are they a major player, or a one scene wonder? I think in terms of the overall Marv/el franchise, she would definitely be a more minor character. A recurring one maybe, but not a main character by any means. Maybe she'd get her own spinoff.

Besides your face/voiceclaim, who do you think would be cast as your character? If they went for an actress who speaks German, I think maybe Dominique Devenport or Lisa Vicari! If they went for an English-speaker who does an accent/some German lines, my first thought is Sofia Black-D'Eila, and maaaybe Daisy Edgar-Jones? I'm not entirely sure though!

If your character had a breakout show/film/comic, what would the plot be? Who would be in their supporting cast? answered here!

What headcanons/theories do you believe fandom would invent about your character? Hmmm... considering Katrina is a very private person, up until the point that she really got her own plotline I think there could be a lot of headcanons about her background and relationships with people like Julien that people could come up with!

What controversies/drama would your character incite in fandom? Well, most women with powers get accused of being a "mary-sue" or "forced diversity" at some point, so I would fully expect that. Honestly, I think the other controversies would mainly be around the fact that her background very much showcases the fact that she had very negative experiences with religion and cons.ervatism as a child, which I know a certain type of person would Not appreciate in the slightest. I once read a fan letter in the write-in section of a comic centered around mutant characters where someone couldn't figure out why conse.rvatives are always the villains in these stories imagine how whiny they would get if it was even more explicit of a plot point

What fan-material would exist for your character in fandom? I could see people doing art and maybe some speculative fics on scenes from her past that wouldn't be shown! And as someone who cannot do video editing, I hope so bad that there would be video edits of her I have imagined them in my mind and I wish they were real

Is your character the subject of ‘imagines’ or ‘x reader’ style blogs? Maybe??? I think some people would find her hot but I don't know if it would be enough people to warrant imagines or x reader blogs

Are there any tropes fandom would put upon your character, for better or for worse? OH BOY. Sexy femme fatale would definitely be one. One-dimensional snarky action girl. Emotionless spy. I feel like a lot of it would just be ignoring the nuances of her character, how her trauma impacts her, and how the too-cool facade she puts up is just that - a facade.

What would be the ‘incorrect but wildly popular’ interpretation of your character in fandom? See above answer lol

How does fandom characterize/mischaracterize your characters ship in fanworks? Katrina can be a difficult character to ship with because it is so fucking hard to break down her walls. I feel like a lot of people would try to push aside how guarded she is for the sake of a cute ship, and while I 10000% feel that it's just. Not who she is. She has to get to know and trust the person before she lets herself be any sort of vulnerable with them. Katrina is guarded and mistrusting to a fault. (And I feel like this would be ESPECIALLY prevalent in any sort of explicit material involving her; she has a complex relationship with both emotional and physical intimacy that I think a lot of people just wouldn't want to write all the nuances of.)

Be honest. What song is playing over an AMV/tiktok of scenes between your character and their love interest? Oooh I could see a few ones for this depending on the love interest... but just in general, I could see House On Fire by Rise Against, Nervous by K. Flay, Trouble by Cage the Elephant, Yoko Ono by Mob Rich, R U Mine by the Arctic Monkeys (a classic), or What If It Doesn't End Well by chloe moriondo.

What is the wildest crackship you can imagine for your character, whether in-universe or in crossover? Uhhhh.... I am blanking and the only thing coming to my mind is the fact that every marv.el character eventually gets shipped with Darcy, but other than that I'm not sure! What do you guys think

[justdealingwithsomeissues]

1) Needlessly graphic... but more importantly 2) completely incorrect, we have been told multiple times it was Frost, not Drac that killed Blade’s mom... but it has been pretty obvious that all the writers of this book have completely forgotten that... which is extra wild cause it was Marv who wrote that very story I am pretty sure... and Gene who penciled it... you think ONE of them would have remembered...

[hartshorn-and-isinglass]

Day 7.

Today has been an absolute debacle with the flaky landlord and contractor. I am absolutely not in the mood to practice, but nevertheless going to make myself practice anyway.

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My attempts to control humidity and temperature in the studio are thus far going terribly. The humidity literally swings from 40-60% in here with very little time spent in-between and seems to depend more on time of day than whatever I'm rigging up next to the heater. I'm going to purchase a humidifier with a humidistat, I guess.

My left thumb seriously needs to be lower. Yeah I know technically a lot of the old masters had a high thumb but I'm pretty sure I'm one of those people whose hands are small enough that I do have to give a shit about thumb placement. This is really messing with my head though. Why do I keep defaulting to a high thumb and too far back on the neck?

Having a real normal time trying to hit natural harmonics reliably with my first finger. Third finger seems to be the most reliable, second finger is getting better... I just completely eat it trying to hit that E with my first finger and I'm still not sure why. Investigations continue.

By now I'm sure anyone who hasn't already filtered this tag out is sick of me bitching about intonation. I really feel like I need some kind of shruti box or reference pitch drone when I'm doing etudes because my sense of relative pitch keeps drifting flat towards my now-incorrect absolute pitch. I keep catastrophizing that I'm never going to adjust but I have to keep reminding myself it has been ONE. WEEK. after two decades away and I need to not freak out and bite things just yet.

Anyway yeah "Salut" was a mistake; it's not going to be ready in a week and I need to go do some less-shifty pieces afterwards and wait for my fingers to get back into shape. I'll keep chipping away at it until the two weeks are up just to gather more data. I should really figure out what I'm gonna downgrade to after this...

Okay I can't just have this be all negative. When I do nail that portamento shift and hit it with that sweet arm vibrato it does make me happy to hear the old soupy Romantic Marve come back for one second.

[notafraidofstopping876]

I just helped Thor. This niceness stuff better wear off soon.

Loki at some point, probably

[unbury-the-gays]

Sell crazy someplace else. We’re all stoked up here.

- Guxart about the Dyn Marv Caravan

[headcanonthings]

Wade: Wow, that’s a great argument you just put forth. Unfortunately I’ve already drawn this picture of us making out, so I win.

Peter: When did you draw that?! Do you just carry that drawing around?!

[drarreckyninja]

Marv: I love you. Harry, not paying attention: What was that? Marv: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

Harry: I love you, too.

[even-more-incorrect-ego-quotes]

“You are made of stardust and wishes and magically beautiful things. Who dared to ever make you believe otherwise?”

[sm-writes-chaos]

Hello, and happy Blorbo blusday!! I'm well *checks clock* 1h late gasp! As an excuse I can only say that today I have been packing and I forgot it was Thursday. (As usual I am @writeblr-of-my-own) ANYWAYS. For today's question, I'd like to know about food preference and cooking skills of your blorbo(es)! What can they cook, what they like to eat, whether they are good in the kitchen, or better away from it and close to a fire extinguisher!

Hello! It seems I am late as well! About four hours till blorbo blursday ends for me.

Anyways, food!

First up, Twuecud: (this is gonna be long)

Gage is an absolutely horrible cook. He can barely cook oatmeal without burning it somehow. This incorrect quote fits him:

Nicole: Ew. What kind of tea is this? Gage: I boiled gatorade.

I think hes a sandwich guy as for food preference.

Tylee loves anything if you put sprinkles on it, 'cause it "looks prettier." When they went camping she only brought jellybeans and goldfish for food. She is not trusted in the kitchen. She will get distracted while cooking and set off the fire alarm.

Alison loves chips. A true connoisseur, she will tell you anything you need to know about them. Although when it comes to cooking it starts well, but ends up burnt every time. (Probably because of her curse, did I ever mention that?)

Nicole is loyal to Popsi, the sponsored drink in her favorite show. She refuses to follow a recipe when baking. It ends up with a lot of flour on the floor, and lumpy cakes. She can decorate them well though, with swirly bows and perfect cursive. She bakes cakes just to decorate them, throwing them out afterwards. Unless she forgets and an unlucky person comes along to take a bite, ending up with a mouthful of salt and under cooked batter.

Jee likes to help Nicole decorate sometimes, as he's majoring in graphic design, (is that a real major?) He is very lazy when it comes to food, ordering pizza and eating ramen when he can. He put's peanut butter on foods that shouldn't ever have peanut butter, and his friends often catch him doing it and try to get him to stop.

Vishal is not aware of what cooking is. He was fed specially made food from professional cooks,('cause rich), and he probably hasn't ever set foot in a kitchen. Once he discovers them though, I bet he'll love burritos.

Mikal is the only competent chef. He is the only one with enough patience to watch a boiling pot. But of course he tries to make machines to do things for him. He likes cooking a lot more when it's for friends and not just for himself. He likes to impress them. As for eating food, he loves all things bread. And he's Jewish so he doesn't eat pork.

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Now 1950 Again:

Daniel can cook surprisingly well if he actually tries, not so good at making a plate look good though. He loves brownies, especially the ones his mom makes.

Dr.Marv cannot cook to save his life. He eats whatever's lying around, whether that be a stale taco shell, or leftover takeout. Food was something his wife always made, and just thinking about a homemade meal makes him sad. (woah didn't realize how much trauma dr marv must have holy crap)

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And finally, How Hope Made Her a Hero:

Norah does not have many food options as of now, just what she can manage to buy from what little money she can earn because her father certainty isn't helping. Which mostly consists of bread and jam that Miss. Marmel gives her for free. She could probably cook well considering a little fact that comes in later ;) I think she'd love fish a lot.

Rufus is good at the hunting and killing part, but cooking not so well. He possesses the determination and patience to cook, but is clueless for the steps to take. Norah will leave him to watch any meat cooking while she goes and does something else, and Rufus is eager to help.

Alphair uses magic of course to cook all his meals. If he doesn't understand a meal though, like a really complicated recipe, the magic will get confused and make a disaster. If you told him to make a grilled cheese sandwich without magic I think he would cry.

Whoo that's about all! Thank you for the ask I loved talking about this!