#incorrect op

[firefistacesfreckles]

it's them i fear

[x0x0strawberry]

Y/N: *standing in the doorway of bedroom* Hey, wanna take a shower with me?

Jason: *sitting on the bed, looking up from the book* I have a gun inside the nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shoot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

[shirshoor]

Wicked in a nutshell:

[caapsart]

incorrect ignora quotes + bonus

[incorrect-mishanks]

Buggy: Welcome to the Fuck Shanks Club! This is a club for people who don't like him. But first, a word from our newest member.

Mihawk: ...So, there has been a misunderstanding.

[incorrect-caps-etc]

Alex Ovechkin: Alright guys, it's time to throw logic out the window.

Tom Wilson: Alright.

Dylan Strome: WAIT WAIT PUT ME DOWN!

[maxdibert]

"Severus Snape hated Muggles!"

Well, guys, I hate Muggles too. I mean, have you even watched the news? Pure common sense, mate.

[stelacole]

buddie incorrect quotes

buck, stumbling into the house, clearly drunk, undressing as he goes, eventually standing in their room swaying slightly eddie, walking in, arms crossed, lil sleepy as he just woke up bc of the noise, but trying not to laugh: babe, are you… coming to bed? buck, looking at him blearily, letting out a mix of yawn and sigh, attempting to stand tall, slurring slightly: no thank you. i’m sure you’re lovely, but i have a boyfriend eddie, blinking, amused but concerned: …buck. i am your boyfriend.. buck, ignoring him, dramatically lying on the ground like a tragic hero, muttering: i’m taken… can’t betray him [he promptly falls asleep on the floor] eddie, sighs, shaking hishead with a small smile: …you’re impossible. [he grabs a blanket and puts it over him, only for buck to pull him down into his arms like it’s the most natural thing in the world] buck, slurring softly, his voice filled with affection: my handsome eddie… eddie, snuggling closer, whispering as he smiles: and you’re my ridiculous buck

[ionesyapping]

If hell ends up being real and I died before you, just so you know I will be at the cauldrons where shitty Christians who thought they can bully everyone are. (I will enjoy their agony)

[x0x0strawberry]

Y/N: My hands are cold. Tim: Here, let me hold them. Y/N: My lips are cold too. Tim: *covers Y/N's mouth with their hand*

[zackfairy]

*Sanji smelling flowers*

Zoro: what are you doing

Sanji: smelling a rose

Zoro *whispers*: I wish I was that rose.

Sanji: what?

Zoro *loudly*: I said you're gross

[incorrectone-piece]

Ace: You know, when I first met you I thought you were weird, and annoying.

Luffy: .... Luffy: And? Ace: And you are. :>

[incorrect-mishanks]

Shanks: Benn, there's something I need to tell you. Hawkeyes and I are together.

Benn: I've known for the last ten years, you two are not subtle.

Shanks: Years? We've only been dating for a few weeks!

Benn: Then what the hell were you doing before that?

[moonwalkingprincess]

Y/n: Hey guys, how long do I have to wait before making a move on someone that just broke up with their girlfriend?

Wanda: I’d say a month

Natasha: Really? I’d say 2 or 4

Tony: Half hour

[foxnikki]

Incorrect quotes 2

Nami: I would really like to talk to someone... Sanji: Nami-swan~! Nami: I meant someone smart.

[chillin-at-partys-bar]

Young Luffy: So what does coffee taste like? Shanks: Not as good as it smells. Young Luffy: So like shampoo? Shanks: Exactly. Benn, overhearing the conversation: wha-