#incorrect renora quotes

[tupayapsina]

Ren: I can't believe how fast you finished that whole book

Nora: I was hungry

[thepalestrose]

Nora, throwing a ball at Ren: Think fast!

Ren, catching it easily and pocketing it: No.

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Nora, throwing a ball at Pyrrha: Think fast!

Pyrrha, catching it and whipping it back like a fastball: Catch!

Nora: oh sHIT--

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Nora, throwing a ball at Jaune: Think fast!

Jaune, after getting hit in the face: *incoherent sobbing*

Pyrrha and Ren, appearing out of nowhere: WHAT DID YOU DO?!

[rwbybutincorrect]

Ren: This’ll probably go faster if we split up.

Nora: *nods*

Nora: Can I come with you?

Ren: Okay, where did I lose you on the whole "splitting up" thing?

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Ruby: Me and my partner swore we would never date. Now two years later we’re fucking like rabbits.

Jaune: Wow. What does happiness feel like? Care to share with the class?

Yang: I’m fucking my partner.

Nora: Samesies.

Jaune: Just me, then.

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Nora: I'm going to eat you alive you dumb sonuva bitch.

Ren: And then we'll have kids together?

Nora: Yeah. It's gonna be great~

[rodanhoax]

Ozpin: Nora Valkyrie, do you take Lie Ren to be your lawful husband, to love and to hold for as long as you both shall live?

Nora: YES! To eternity if I have to!

Ozpin: *Chuckles* And Lie Ren, do you ta-

Ren: Yes.

Ren: Apologies. I can barely contain my excitement right now.

Nora: Oh Renny...

Jaune: *Cries tears of joy on the side*

Ozpin: Well, with the power vested in me by numerous Kingdoms and the God of Light, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss the... best man?

Ren: ...

Jaune: What now?

Nora: Are you screwing around with us Oz? Now of all times?

Ozpin: Don't look at me, Oscar went and got this book at the adult section at the library.

Oscar: Sorry guys, that's my b.

Nora: *Sighs* Well, gotta do things by the book I guess. Pucker up Jauney!

Jaune: Nora, I don't think you have t-

Nora: *Grabs Jaunes head and brings it down for a quick sensual kiss*

Audience: *Gasp in shock*

Nora: *Releases Jaune and licks her lips* Did you eat some of the wedding pancakes?! Those were for later!

Ren: I... can't believe what I just witnessed.

Jaune: *Panicking* R-Ren, I'm so sorry! I-

Ren: We've been planning this wedding for months, and you call that a wedding kiss? *Grabs Jaune by the collar and dips him into a intensely passionate kiss for a full minute*

Audience: 😳

Nora: Oh Renny!~

Ren: Mmmmwa! *Finally releases Jaune before unceremoniously dropping him to the ground.* Now then, shall we? *Offers arm*

Nora: We shall! *Takes his arm as the two walk down the aisle, resuming the ceremony as the audience shrug and clap for the newlyweds*

Jaune: *Lays motionless on ground, trying to regain the soul that was just sucked out of him*

[epic-arc]

RWBY 10 Years Later!

Ruby and jaune were on a balcony talking and laughing and looking at some old pictures and she would show a picture of jaune that would have his face looking kind of depressed.

Ruby: Are you still depressed like in the picture or not? haha

Jaune: Depressed ?! I'm the furthes thing from depressed!

Jaune would take his scroll out of his pocket and show ruby ​​a picture of him with weiss and their 8 kids all smiling at the camera.would take his scroll and show ruby ​​a picture of him with weiss and their 8 kids all smiling at the camera.

Jaune: I mean look at what i've accomplished!

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Gyda valkyrie and Jasper pine were trapped in a room and gyda was trying everything to get out while jasper was lying on the floor looking at the ceiling. Gyda noticed this and went to the boy with an expression of irritation.

Gyda: How in the world are you so calm right now?!

Jasper: This isn't my first time being kidnapped...

Gyda listened to that and looked at Jasper worried and confused.

Gyda (Mind): What is wrong with your family?

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Blake was taking care of the garden of her house until she heard footsteps and saw Yang carrying her daughter in her arms with a smile on her face.

Yang: Blake! Blake! Our kitten will speak the first words!

Blake and yang would look at haichi who would be trying to form words until he said ''fuck'' and blake would look at yang with a death glare.

Yang: Y-yep I don't think I'll ever take our son to spend time with the guys again…

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[hadesisqueer]

Nora: On a scale of 1 to 10, I'm a 9 because you're the one I need.

Ren: You're a ten.

Nora: No, it's a pick-up lin-

Ren: You are a ten, end of discussion.

[iamafanofcartoons]

Greetings @wu-sisyphus-gang .  I saw your post,

https://wu-sisyphus-gang.tumblr.com/post/704989024984678400/ren-i-had-sex-with-nora-and-it-didnt-immediately

I honestly found it hilarious, and was inspired to make a photo-meme based on it.

I’m happy to make any other photo-memes if you want to send me one in the ask box that suits your fancy.

[sonofthetrigod]

Nora: With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.

Ren: Please tell me you're not on their roof again.

[thatorigamiguy]

Nora: "My inner mind is an enigma..."

We fade into Nora's inner mindscape, only to see Ren whistling a happy tune as he whisks together all of the dry ingredients to pancake batter. He goes to reach for the buttermilk, only for the last bit of it to be spilled all over the counter.

Inner Ren: (Sighs) "...Typical."

[caterpillarinacave]

Nora, apologizing: .. .-..-. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- / ..-. --- .-. / .-.. . .- ...- .. -. --. / .- / -... ..- -. -.-. .... / --- ..-. / .-. .- .-- / -.- -. . . -.-. .- .--. ... / --- -. / - .... . / -... . -.. .-.-.- :(

Ren: Wha- what was that?

Nora: Remorse code!

Ren: Okay, I’m even angrier now.

[thepalestrose]

[Nora and Ren trying to assemble furniture] Nora, holding a manual: Who needs instructions? Let's wing it! Ren, exasperated: Nora, we've been winging it for the past hour and we're sitting on a pile of wood.

[rwbybutincorrect]

[Ren and Nora skipping stones on a lake]

Ren: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Nora, whispering: Take that you fucking lake.

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Nora: Ren has been quiet. You talked to him. Didn't you.

Jaune: We had a chat.

Nora: Really?! Well maybe I deserve to know what it was about. It is afterall, affecting our ability to talk to each other.

Jaune: It was about you.

Nora: *gives a fake gasp of shock*

Jaune: Don't play dumb. I told him how I got with Ruby. I told him she really made the first move.

Nora: You think I'm not making moves?! I'm making moves over here.

Jaune: He said he was scared.

Nora: Scared of what? Isn't it obvious how much I love him?

Jaune: How should I know.

Nora: Now you're really being unhelpful and I suspect you're doing it on purpose. He has no reason to be afraid of me. I love him.

Jaune: He's confused.

Nora: Does he think I'll abandon him or something. We're all we have. No offense.

Jaune: None taken.

Nora: No! I meant we're all we have to each other. No! I meant-

Jaune: Really it's fine.

Nora: So what does he have to be afraid of? I'm willing and I know from listening to him in his sleep he is too.

Jaune: He's scared of ruining what you already have.

Nora: Of course we'll ruin what we have right now. That's the point. Besides, we'll never have what we have right now again. That's how time works, I think.

Jaune: Thanks for the panic Nora. I tried to tell him something similar.

Nora: Ugh you probably told him something about having his cake and eating it too.

Jaune: I really don't think I did. There are just some anxieties mediocre dudes have which beautiful girls don't.

Nora: I knew it. You told him something sweet and now he isn't seizing the day. I want to be seized, Jaune.

Jaune: Have you tried just kissing him?

Nora: No but I've tried everything short of that. Should I?

Jaune: He wants to kiss you. You want to kiss him. Just use some late night in your room. What are you waiting for? Tell him to come to you and you know he will. He's just scared.

Nora: It's not that easy. *sighs* He's not the only scared one. I'm scared too. Besides are you really okay with that? Sure it's not Beacon so there's less drama but you'll be the odd one out on JNR.

Jaune: Seize your guy Nora. He wants to be seized by you.

Nora: *giggles* You're bullshit Jaune. You cheat.

[madmanwonder]

Ren: Go outside

Nora: *Deep Voice* No!

Ren: Why?

Nora: The Sun is a deadly laser!