#jnpr incorrect

[iamafanofcartoons]

Greetings @wu-sisyphus-gang .  I saw your post,

https://wu-sisyphus-gang.tumblr.com/post/704989024984678400/ren-i-had-sex-with-nora-and-it-didnt-immediately

I honestly found it hilarious, and was inspired to make a photo-meme based on it.

I’m happy to make any other photo-memes if you want to send me one in the ask box that suits your fancy.

[willsonlmt]

Pyrrha fumming and explaing why shes mad at some girl that ruined a moment she was having with jaune.

Pyrrha: Ren, how do i get revenge on this girl?

Ren: The best form of revenge is letting go of your anger and finding happiness elsewhere.

Pyrrha: ...

Pyrrha: Nora, what's the best way to get revenge on this girl?

Nora: Depends on whether you want them alive or not by the end.

[davidellisartworkstuff]

1 day left to grab your JNPR plushies! Well done everyone for getting them funded! 🎉

[rwbybutincorrect]

Pyrrha: Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight?

Ruby: Why?

Pyrrha: Nora fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours.

Jaune: Ren doesn't know how to banish spirits, so he just throws salt at them and yells "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"

[superiorsturgeon]

Fellas, is it gay to-?

Sun/Neptune: *debating*

Neptune: Maybe we can ask Jaune?

Sun: Yeah, Jaune! He’s dating Pyrrha Nikos, he knows gay from straight!

Neptune: Jaune! Bro! Dude! Guy! We need your help with something important!

Jaune: *looks up from his chicken nuggets and comic book* Mmh?

Sun: We need you to weigh in on something of vital importance!

Jaune: Uh, sure? What’s up? *pops another nugget*

Neptune: Okay, now hear me out…!

Neptune: Is it gay if you tenderly cradle the junk if your best guy friend, strictly to check for injury?

Jaune: *chokes a bit*

Jaune: *swallows*

Jaune: …you know, I’m not sure.

Sun: What?

Neptune: You’re not?

Jaune: My best friend is Lie Ren, who has sex with Nora Valkyrie. And I have a healing semblance.

Jaune: I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve gently cradled Ren’s package and covered it with my white, warm, soothing essence after it’s been brutally worked over.

Neptune: …huh…

Sun: Does Ren ever moan when you do it?

Jaune: Yeah, a little. Why?

Neptune: Hmm…I think we’ve got more questions than when we started.

Jaune: Want me to ask Pyrrha? She and Nora usually watch.

[thatorigamiguy]

Jaune: “So when I was a little kid, my second older sister became really addicted to oxytocin. She went from getting A’s to D’s and she looked horrible all the time, but mom and dad just thought that she was under a lot of stress and that the classes were just harder than she originally thought. But her habits ended up getting worse and worse, to the point that she was spending all of her savings and whatever pitiful amount she could get her hands on to support her habit. One day while everyone was out of the house, she grabbed me by the hand and said we were going on a “Field Trip.” I didn’t question it, I was a kid and I had thought that she had come back to her old self even though she looked like absolute hell.”

“So, we ended up taking a bullhead into Vale and went to what I still consider to this very day to be the shadiest looking apartment building, up several flights of stairs to the third floor and she knocks on the door. After a moment, the door opens up and she ushers me inside we’re a I see a really messy room attended by two guys: A super jacked up Tiger Faunus and a scrawny looking human guy. the human guy has a bag in his hand and he askes her with a dubious look “So, how you gonna pay for it this time?”

She immediately responds “I’m paying with him.”

“Him,” being me. That’s right, my sister tried to sell me to the what I now realize were her dealers in exchange for more Oxy. The silence that followed after was deafening and both her dealers could only stare at her in complete disbelief. Angered at their hesitance, she asks them “Don’t you assholes do trafficking or some shit like that? I’ll just tell my parents that he was kidnapped, just give me the damn oxy!”

Another awkward pause of silence as the dealers both share a wary glance at each other, before the Tiger Faunus mutters “It’s a deal” as the human tosses her the bag and she hightails it out of that shithole slamming the door behind her and not even giving me a second look. The tiger Faunus shakes his head muttering about how my sister was a “Crazy Bitch,” before looking down at me with an apologetic look.

“Listen, I’m really sorry about this kid.” He said as he pulled out his scroll, “Here, give me your home phone and I’ll have your parents pick you up. Were do you live anyways?”

I hesitantly tell them that I live in Ansel, causing them to both give me shocked look before the scrawny guy all but shouts “She dragged you on a two hour bullhead ride for this? For fucks sakes, I told you we should’ve stopped dealing to her the moment she started paying us in bags of quarters!”

The two dealers bickered with one another for moment, before the Tiger Faunus called up my mom and the Scrawny guys was kind enough to lend me his DS with Mario on it to pass the time. My parents come and grab me and man I thought they were going to grease the dealers then and there but they let them slide after putting the fear of brothers into the two of them and then took me home. They, quite obviously, learned of what my sister had done from me and the sheer unbridled rage from my mom and the absolute ice cold vitriol my dad expressed to my sister was something I’ll always remember to this day and they pretty much gave her two options: go to rehab and get cleaned up, or not only get kicked out of our home but to have her name banished off the Arc family name to forever be an exile and pariah of the Arc family for the rest of her miserable days in abject shame.

She chose to go to rehab, kicked her drug habit, and managed to get sober after two years and has remained sober since. My parents bought me Pokemon Black and Chrono Trigger for what I went through as compensation.”

Jaune took a drink of his water, a little parched from his rather long story only to take note of the horrified slack jawed looks of both his team and team RWBY. Both Pyrrha and Ruby had tears in their eyes and he swore he heard Weiss muttering under her breath something about “mistreating him to much,” whatever that meant. The awkward silence was broken when Yang, who Jaune had noticed her eyes were red and also a little teary eyed, finally broke the silence.”

Yang: “...Jaune?”

Jaune: “Yes Yang?”

Yang: “...What in the actual fuck?”

Jaune: “Oh you think that was bad? That pales in comparison to this one time-”

[hadesisqueer]

Nora: If you had to date a member of your team, who would you choose?

Pyrrha: I- I'd rather not say.

Ruby: Um-

Weiss: I'm not answering that.

Yang: Yeah- me neither.

Blake, without missing a beat: Yang.

Nora:

Pyrrha:

Ruby:

Weiss:

Yang, blushing:

Blake: Wait-

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Gotta Catch 'Em All!: ORNJ

Ren: (holding Mienshao plush) Is everyone almost ready?

Oscar: (sticking Rosarade plush into his "backpack" so it sticks out) Ready!

Nora: (cradling Tinkaton plush like a baby) Who's an adorable little psychopath? You are! Who strikes fear into those big scaredy, steel birdies? It's you!

Oscar: Where's Jaune?

Jaune: (outside) Guys! I need help!

ORN: (look out the window at Jaune turtling on his back from all the Pokémon plushies pinned to him)

Ren: Jaune, we were supposed to have one Pokémon for our costumes.

Jaune: But I gotta catch 'em all!!!

[tequiilasunriise]

Being in fandoms where the characters are clearly based on other pieces of media/famous figures is so much fun because then some of my ships look like this:

Parentified Goldilocks who is also The Beast x Avoidance attachment Beauty who is ALSO also The Beast, one of my fav moments with them is when they off the Minotaur together who is ALSO also also The Beast

Little Red Riding Hood if she was also the Wolf and has galloons of repressed trauma x Snow White but she’s heavily knight coded and the poster child of daddy issues

Edgar Allen Poe’s Lenore x Annabel Lee but they’re in gay ghost love

The poem ‘The Last Rose of Summer’ x Odin’s raven Huginn but they’re exes still in love in a milf yuri divorce that ends super mega tragically and domino effects mommy issues out the ass

Historical figures Cleopatra x Frida Kahlo with the most chef’s kiss height difference you’ve ever seen

A polycule with Joan of Arc x Mulan x Thor x Achilles but they’re all genderbent/trans

The Velveteen Rabbit x fashion icon Coco Chanel if she was a lesbian with a gun

Frankenstein’s monster x a different sapphic Cleopatra bc baby gays <3333

Okay okay that black cat from Poe’s, well, The Black Cat x Poe’s Eulalie is cute yes

But I actually really REALLY love Poe’s Eulalie x Poe’s Berenice bc they’re “me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic” personified

The Snow Queen with mega daddy issues x Robin Hood if he was a socialist lesbian I SAIDDDD ITTTT

Imma say it historical figures JFK x Confucius were adorable bros

Aesop’s Fisherman x Odin’s other bird Munin you will always be famous my tragic old man yaoi <////3

Y’all will really have to hear me out here when I say Cinderella if she fucken snapped x ice cream Mad Hatter because couples who are terrible to each other but in a “only I’m allowed to be a horrid to them” way can be so funny

And I could go o n fer ages but the point is imagine explaining these ships to someone like 30 years ago with ZERO context their heads would explode and it’d be so funny

[thepalestrose]

[ Team JNPR running from Grimm ]

Pyrrha: We need a plan!

Ren: Jaune, what should we do?!

Jaune, starting to panic: I-I don't know! I'm not good at thinking on my feet!!

Nora, picking Jaune up: How about now?!

Jaune:

[caterpillarinacave]

Pyrrha: I saw Jaune crying, and then his scroll alarm went off and he just stopped??? Just like that???

Ren: That’s called time management, Pyrrha.

[iamafanofcartoons]

Based on @rwbybutincorrect post

https://www.tumblr.com/rwbybutincorrect/710092024245895169/pyrrha-hey-can-we-stay-in-your-dorm-tonight

[willsonlmt]

Nora and Ren in a shady district of vale.

Ren: Okay tell me exactly what happened tonight.

Nora: Well, long story short, i dragged jaune out with me to do some gambling. Turns out, im not as good at Black Jack as i thought i was, and in order to pay off my debts, i told them to take jaune till i can pay them tomorrow.

Ren: You sold jaune to the mafia!

Nora: No, i loaned him till i can pay off my deposit tomorrow, silly.

Ren: Pyrrha's gonna freak out when you tell her.

Nora: Actually i have a plan for that.

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In their dorm room, they're standing next to pyrrhas bed that has a golden retriever dog wearing jaunes hoodie sitting on it.

Pyrrha came into the dorm after her workout.

Nora: Okay, pyrrha dont freak out, but jaune through a freak accident got turned into a dog.

Pyrrha: Ren whats actually happening?

Ren: Nora lost him to the mafia were getting him back in the morning.

Pyrrha: 'sighs' Okay, let's get some sleep. Will go get human jaune in the morning.

Pyrrha gets changed for bed and lays down. Then pats the bed next to her.

Pyrrha: Come cuddle, jaune.

And dog jaune lays next to her.

[davidellisartworkstuff]

Down bad

Pyrrha, twirling over a Grimm and slicing it to pieces, immediately throwing her spear into another and calling it back with her semblance through three more.*

Pyrrha, panting: Phew! Jaune, well done out there! You did a grand job! *Winks*

Jaune gawking, his shield springing open suddenly, fumbling it: Gah! Uh thanks! You too! You were the uh the bee’s knees! *Blushing madly behind his palms.* Urghhhh.

Nora to Ren: Another one down with the badness huh.

Ren: Mmmm. Down bad indeed. Truly tragic.

[rwbybutincorrect]

Nora: GUYS BACON IS CALLED BACON BECAUSE YOU BAKE THE ON.

Ren: The what

Pyrrha: What

Jaune: Nurse please do something, she's out again

[madmanwonder]

Jaune: You know what they said. Time flies when you are big ball of f*cking depression and anxiety *Clap his hands with a huge smile* Lets go!

Pyrrha/Ren/Nora:…