#incorrect quote gen

[dickgraysonmybeloved]

Jason, eating cereal: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this. Tim, who walked out of his bedroom in his house into his kitchen: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!

[apollodarling-writes]

thinking about task force 141 + könig with a gen z! reader.

tws : some suggestive themes but nothing explicit, cursing, ghost has no problem with the reader slapping his ass pls don’t mistake it as being nonconsensual

edit : it’s come to my attention that some of you are confused as to why i made a post like this. this post was made to be satirical and cringey and embarrassing. i am part of gen z and using the terminology that was all the rage in recent years to make something like this. it’s not a serious post. it’s made to appear the way it appears.

reader, walking past soap : youre looking very submissive and breedable today, johnny.

soap, shaking his head and tutting : i am not!

reader : big talk for someone within breeding distance.

ghost, trying to make a cup of coffee :

reader who takes notice of ghost’s ass and slaps it : god damn! i knew you had jiggle physics

ghost, slowly setting down his cup and turning his head : i’m giving you a five second headstart.

reader realizing they fucked up : oh shit.

reader knocking on price’s office door : knock knock! can i enter, captain price?

price, trying to finish his stack of paperwork and knows reader is up to something : …sure

reader : this is a vibe check! what do you think of this?

price, glancing between the picture and reader : … its nice.

reader whose eyes light up : you, my good sir, have officially passed the vibe check and that is why you’re my favorite captain.

price, exasperated : im your only captain.

ghost talking to soap : johnny, you ever feel… lost?

reader suddenly appearing with stress balls and plushies : here, these help me! this weighted stuffed animal hits different, so i recommend it personally.

ghost :

soap : where the hell did you even come from??

reader posing for a picture with the team before a mission : and everybody say “in our special ops era”!

the team, sullenly : in our special ops era…

reader : damn guys, this lighting is doing wonders for our dark circles.

könig trying to carve something for reader: hmm.. this side looks a little bit off…

reader bounding over to könig : heyy babygirl!

könig scrambling to hide it : scheiße, i thought they were busy!

[incorrectbatfam]

Kinda cursed but do you think gen alpha Damian says "chat" when he is using the commons? Like everyone trying to talk at the same time or just doing their own business and the voice of a 10 year old child saying "chat I think I see someone here"

(my cousin says "chat" a lot and now I can't live alone with this thought about Damian Wayne saying "chat")

*something goes wrong*

Damian: Womp womp, chat, we have a gyatt skill issue.

[iamnmbr3]

Diary Tom Riddle: I shall now kill you with this giant snake that only I can control because only I speak-

Harry in Parseltongue: Guess what I can do?

Diary Tom Riddle: Even if you speak Parseltongue only I contain part of the soul of Lord Voldemort, the true Heir of Slytherin.

Harry: You're never going to believe this, but guess what?

[missesmckinnon]

Regulus: I hate you.

James: You want me so bad.

Draco: I hate you.

Harry: You want me so bad.

Scorpius: Yay, besties!

Albus: :D

Scorpius:

Albus:

Scorpius:

Albus: You want me so bad.

Scorpius: I want you so bad.

[saturncodedstarlette]

Y/N, looks at König :

König, covered with blood & high adrenaline : ૮ ˶´ ᵕˋ ˶ა

Y/N, wants to back out but can’t :

Y/N, takes a deep breath :

Y/N : Alright, we’re going to improve our relationship in this team by telling each other——

König, high on adrenaline :

König, starts waving his knife like a madman : I would kill for you! ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡🔪

König, giggles : (❁ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)

[incorrectkingdomofquotes]

Ryusui: How did you two get married?

*flashback*

Gen, bursting through the door: Just out of curiosity, if we got married, would I get diplomatic immunity?

Senku: What the fuck did you do?

Gen: Marriage first, answers second.

Senku, getting up: Well if you insist.

[sweetapplearts]

teasing

[penguinscake]

Dead

Senku: Can I have a moment with him.? X: Of course Senku, leaning over Gens Coffin: Now listen here you little shit I know you're not dead Gen, opening one eye: No shit

[sirenaex]

Deuce: Oh no! Malleus overblotted! What do we do!?

Yuu: Don't worry. I have it handled!

Yuu: *Whips out a guitar* I love you bitch. I ain't never gonna stop loving you, bitch.

Ace: THAT'S YOUR SOLUTION?!

Ace: You have got be kidding me!!! Why the FUCK did that work.

Floyd: I didn't know shrimpy could play guitar.

Azul: I hate all of you.

[moonlit-typewriter]

Annabeth: *using her dagger for target practice*

Percy: *watching her make a bullseye and yelling at the top of his lungs* I SAID, whoever threw that dagger, your mom’s a HOE

Every Demigod within 20 feet: *staring at Percy in horror*

Percy: *smiles and walks away without a word*

[dickgraysonmybeloved]

Red Hood, after being kidnapped and stripped of his guns: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.

Random Gothamite, who was also kidnapped: I think you mean cards.

Batman, long suffering: They do not.

Red Hood, pulling out knives: I did not.

[starforgedthor]

Tek Knight: how long were you fucking Golden Boy's girlfriend?

Andre, who had been in a polycule with Cate and Luke on the dl but can never admit that because he's just been ranked #1 and is sitting next to his father: ....

Andre, out loud: Irrelevant and also fuck you and nobody likes you, you're a shit superhero, and I'm leaving.

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce is the type of parents who will look in the eyes of his children and say shit like: "and do you learn this from the tiktik?"

Damian: Don't you have a cloud to yell at, old man?

[floffytofu]

Reader : Bravo 05 this is Bravo 07 how copy?

Gaz : Bravo 07 this is Bravo 05, Signal is fire. throw it back

Reader : Bravo 05, 9 CEOs with maximum drip ready to move out on order.

Gaz : Bravo 07 be advised intel came back sus, this operations finna be lit.

Reader : Bravo 05 confirm, on God?

Gaz : Bravo 07 no cap.

Reader : Bravo 05 bet these simps are about to take an L.

Price, sighing : Bloody hell.

[nari-kami]

GIRLBOSS, GATEKEEP,

GEN ASAGIRI💜