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kaitcreates · 11 months

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Cordelia: I can’t believe everything went according to plan!

Matthew: I wasn’t even aware we had a plan.

Alastair: That’s probably why it worked.

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heronsdaisy · 8 months

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alastair: so what’s on your mind?

james: your sister.

#source: avatar the last airbender #im insane #herondaisy #zutara!herondaisy rights #james herondale #cordelia carstairs #james x cordelia #jordelia #alastair carstairs #the last hours #incorrect quotes #incorrect tlh quotes #tlh #incorrect the shadowhunters chronicles #incorrect shadowhunters quotes #incorrect the last hours quotes

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fangirlghost-19 · 1 year

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Incorrect Last Hours Quotes

Cordelia: you remind me of sour patch kids James: why because first they're sour then they're sweet? Cordelia: no, because i love sour patch kids James: Matthew: Christopher: Thomas: Anna: did she just...? Cordelia: by the angel did i just- *runs away to paris* James: *realises* wait! I love you too!

okay but you can't tell me that didn't pretty much happen

#incorrect the last hours quotes #chain of gold #chain of iron #chain of thorns #jordelia #cordelia carstairs #james herondale #mathew fairchild #christopher lightwood #thomas lightwood #anna lightwood #cassandra clare #shadowhunters

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astriefer · 1 year

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Thomas: Why are you so negative?

Alastair: negative is the new positive

Thomas: And with that Philosophy you go around, throwing unmotivating phrases at my friends?

Alastair: Oh, no. That I'm doing just because it's funny.

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car-on-the-stairs · 1 year

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Lucie: do ghosts ever get sad that they can’t pet dogs?

Jesse:

Jesse: *tearing up* well, now that you mention it…

#lucie herondale #jesse blackthorn #incorrect the last hours quotes #chain of gold #the last hours #chain of iron #coi #cog #tlh #the shadowhunter chronicles #shadowhunters

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incorrect-league-of-villains · 2 months

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Tomura: Fuck off, old man.

All for One: I'm not that old. How old do you think I am?

Tomura: The last number.

#incorrect lov #in light of what the Fuck is going on in the bnha manga right now????#i had a grand total of like 4 afo quotes in my respository and this was the last one left #but seriously what the fuck is happening #i tuned out for like 2 years and i come back to deku [SPOILERS] and shiggy [SPOILERS] and afo [SPOILERS]#like WHAT #guys i dont actually know if dabi is alive is he alive #is hawks alive???#hell is bakugou alive????? last i heard bro got Wasted #im only here because ive been procrastinating on coursework for the past 48 hours and im trying to keep the streak going #it's 6 am ive been up since i awoke from my nap at midnight #only thing of actual substance i know is that hawks and dabi got 4th and 5th place in the most recent popularity poll #good for them soulmates #dabihawks #shigaraki tomura #shimura tenko #all for one

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marvel-lous-guy · 1 year

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Peter: Hey, Mr Stark?

Tony: yeah

Peter: If I was dying and needed one of your kidneys, would you give it to me?

Tony: In a heart-beat

Peter: okay, awesome!

Tony: ...you don't need a kidney do you?

Peter: No

Tony: Where's this coming from then?

Peter: ...can I pick the lab music-

Tony: absolutely fucking not.

#last time peter picked the lab music he played tequila on repeat for 5 hours #it was stuck in Tonys head for 3 days #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #peter parker #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #tony stark #mcu #incorrect peter parker #irondad #ironman #spiderman #iron dad #spiderson #irondad and spiderson #spider son

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allthestories · 1 year

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Charles to Alastair, Thomas, and Math: No, none of you understand, my secret is too shamef—

Thomas: You dumb bitch every person in this room right now is gay

#chain of thorns #the last hours #tlh #thomstair #thomas lightwood #matthew fairchild #charles fairchild #incorrect quotes #shadowhunters #the shadowhunter chronicles #tsc #cassie clare #chot spoilers #cassandra clare #chot #cot #cot spoilers #chain of thorns spoilers #alastair carstairs

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culiehua · 1 month

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Magnus: Unhand me you egg-sucking, lily-livered, jive-talking whackadoo! Foul villain! Cur! I bite my thumb at thee, you ugly motherfucker, so hasta la bye-bye, daddy-o!

Asmodeus:

Asmodeus: just tell me to fuck off like a normal child

#the mortal instruments #asmodeus #the shadowhunter chronicles #alec lightwood #the infernal devices #incorrect shadowhunters quotes #the last hours #magnus bane #the dark artifices #shadowhunters #cassandra clare #tsc

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kaitcreates · 7 months

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Christopher: People say I have a unique way of lighting up the room.

Thomas: Its called arson and those people are witnesses.

#shadowhunters #the shadowhunter chronicles #tsc #tlh #incorrect the last hours quotes #the last hours incorrect quotes #the last hours #incorrect shadowhunters quotes #shadowhunter incorrect quotes #christopher lightwood #thomas lightwood

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heronsdaisy · 8 months

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james: can i have you?

cordelia: you already do.

#source: once around the sun #this is peak insanity #the quote is literally from zutara fanfiction #james herondale #cordelia carstairs #the last hours #the shadowhunter chronicles #tsc #tlh #incorrect quotes #incorrect the last hours quotes #incorrect shadowhunters quotes #incorrect tsc quotes #herondaisy #james x cordelia #jordelia #zutara!herondaisy rights

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fangirlghost-19 · 9 months

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James and Cordelia's first child:

James, doing a baby voice, holding his newborn in his arms: I love your mommy so, so much. Your mommy used to be my favourite thing in the world. I used to tell your mommy I would take a bullet for her. Cordelia, listening from behind the door: 😊 James: Now, though, now I would use your mommy as a human shield to protect you. Yes I would, ah, yes I would! Cordelia:

#cordelia x james #cordelia carstairs #james herondale #shadowhunters #cassandra clare #the last hours #incorrect the last hours quotes #tlh #jordelia #my loves

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braxix · 1 day

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Elrond, delirious: Do drink the water, it's meat.

Maedhros: I think someone needs a nap... or a healer.

#What have you eaten in the last 24 hours? Nothing? Well that's also a problem. What about sleep? No sleep? Elrond!#lotr #lord of the rings #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #silmarillion #incorrect silmarillion quotes #incorrect quotes #elrond #lotr elrond #elrond peredhel #maedhros #lotr maedhros

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car-on-the-stairs · 1 year

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James: Matthew’s idea of meditating is throwing darts at a photo of Alastair.

#chain of gold #incorrect the last hours quotes #james herondale #the last hours #chain of iron #cog #coi #matthew fairchild #alastair carstairs