#it might well be

[diagonal-queen]

Mwah!

It’s a new week! To be honest, I might start doing this only on Wednesdays or Thursdays. When ever I do it on Monday I start to get impatient (*´꒳`*)! Also, update on the child situation. Of course, the upcoming disaster hasn’t even been born yet, but I still have to do everything for it (*´-`)! It’s always “Help me pay for such and such for the baby!” Or “Go paint the baby’s room a nice shade of pink!” It’s getting annoying, so I might just start living with my dad instead (*´∀`)!

no matter when you send me kiss i will always take it all the time forever <3

ALSO NOT YOU BEING EXPECTED TO PAY FOR THE BABY??? IT'S NOT EVEN YOUR BABY???????????? bruh T-T imo the responsibility of babies should be on the parents and they shouldn't force any of it onto their other unwilling kids because THEY DIDN'T SIGN UP TO RAISE A BABY. argh idk as someone who basically lost her teen years to be a second mother this shit grinds my gears a LOT. no hate to the baby tho like i bet the baby is probably pretty chill

i wouldn't blame you if you did go to live with your dad because like, im assuming he's not doing this?? lol but yeah man i hope whatever happens you're able to live in a household where you receive attention and love as you deserve!!

[slyandthefamilybook]

why do you guys talk like you think not voting means no one gets elected

[chongoblog]

[bubblefine]

you're barking up the wrong tree there dude. or, haunting up the wrong apartment imao

this was obviously inspired by this post by the awesome account of @nicktoons-unite-incorrect-quotes !

[hinamie]

mentor

[killjoyous]

TAKE THE SHOT, TOMMY

[nessieartss]

big bro sukuna because im a sucker for sibling au

Part 2 | Part 3

[laikabu]

[buddieinmybeddie]

LGBTQ+ folk what was your gender/sexuality pipeline?

[fairycosmos]

how does us politics affect places outside the us? you guys are obsessed with us

i think if you cracked open your skull there would just be a bunch of cotton wool in there

[hoshioyoo]

let me tell you a story…

[chthonicgodling]

Britney Spears just posted the entirety of the cursed video from The Ring on her Insta for literally no reason. This sounds like a shitpost and it is Not

I even watched the whole thing to see if it was like a joke edited in or something. it… is Not. lmao lmao

[vamprisms]

lesbians enjoy pathetic male characters because we have an instinctive prey drive

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The squad of all time has arrived on scene.

[applestruda]

Chemical overreaction / compound fracture

[lemon-wedges]

he's telling that story again, the one where he barked like a dog