just saw a pic of a dog available at a shelter and they put a happy face emoji over his penis 😭
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i was tagged in this hella cute picrew by my sweet @heymrspatel 🖤
(i wish this one had options for arm tattoos! then it would really be me!)
tagging @whatwouldmickeydo @metalheadmickey @celestialmickey @energievie @howlinchickhowl @gardenerian @you-are-so-much-better-than-that @creepkinginc @squidyyy23 @thisdivorce @unbridgeabledistances & @smokey-mickey if you want to play! if not, just take this internet smoooooch 😘
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cel shaded commission from 2020
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God i hate it when you are scared of something (insects, dogs, etc)
And people are like "oh but they are more scared then you!" Or "they won't hurt you"
Have you ever considered go fuck yourselves?
Sure make me use logic against the ABSOLUTELY IRRATIONAL FEAR I GET BY HEARING BUZZING NEAR ME
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pls u saying the same thing that got em in trouble is a leettle bit funny
like come on a little guys
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ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL
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it's always so fascinating and heartbreaking when a character in a story is simultaneously idolized and abused. a chosen prophet destined for martyrdom. a child prodigy forced to grow up too fast. a powerful warrior raised as nothing but a weapon. there's just something so uniquely messed up about singing someone's praises whilst destroying them.
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Actual roman epitaph for a dog
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he thinks he's being so smooth with his little face on my leg. i SEE you, villain
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them: you better not be gay wolf when i come over
my gay wolf ass:
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